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Make Some Noise - Season 4 Episode 5 -
Caitlin, Nick, and Geoff Take You to Church
Caitlin, Nick, and Geoff Take You to Church
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00:00Finally!
00:02Immediately realizing he's locked himself out of his
00:04apartment, it's Nick Mondernock.
00:07Thanks, Sam.
00:10Discreetly slipping me a 20 to tip the game his way,
00:13it's Jeff Ross!
00:15Wow.
00:15Hey, always a pleasure to be here.
00:17Costa Rican currency.
00:19Don't worry about it.
00:20They're all here to...
00:22Make some noise!
00:30Welcome to Make Some Noise!
00:37The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:39I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:40Here's how the show works.
00:41I have here a series of improvisational prompts
00:45our players have never seen before.
00:48Isn't that right, players?
00:50That's right.
00:51Yes.
00:52They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
00:53I will award them corresponding points,
00:55and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear.
00:58Because legal said we couldn't do real ears.
01:01Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:04Yeah.
01:05Caitlin picking a character early and sticking to it.
01:07First up, a little warm-up mini game.
01:10This is a mini game that we like to call Take Some Direction.
01:12How it works as players, I'm going to give you
01:14a single line of dialogue to repeat over and over and over again,
01:20as I do.
01:21I will give you direction.
01:23Micro adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
01:26Caitlin, no direction to start out with.
01:28Okay.
01:29Neutral.
01:30Your line, from the sixth sense, I see dead people.
01:33I see dead people.
01:35Nick, give me a little bit different.
01:36I see dead people.
01:37Jeff, give me a little bit different.
01:39I see dead people.
01:40Caitlin, okay, brag.
01:42I see dead people.
01:44Nick, a teacher trying to regain control of the classroom.
01:47I, I, I, I see dead people.
01:52Thank you, everyone.
01:53All right, let's talk Southern Hemisphere.
01:55Jeff, me, personally, well, I see dead people.
02:00Caitlin, trying unsuccessfully to remove a hair from your mouth.
02:03When I was five, a lot of scary things were happening.
02:06And, um, I, um, it turns out that I, um,
02:11I see dead people.
02:19Nick, like Yoda.
02:21Dead people, I see.
02:22That's about right.
02:23That was impressive.
02:24Jeff, as a testimonial in a medicine commercial.
02:26Sometimes, you may end up seeing dead people.
02:29I see dead people.
02:30Caitlin, finding the right pitch.
02:32I see, I, I see, I see.
02:37The acoustics in this room are bad.
02:39Hold on.
02:40I see, I see, I see.
02:43No.
02:44Nick, to the person who just cut you off in traffic.
02:47I, I see dead people.
02:49Oh, I see dead people.
02:50That was very threatening.
02:52That was really scary.
02:53He's gonna be next.
02:54And finally, Jeff.
02:55In a version of The Sixth Sense, that's all frogs.
02:58So every word is now ribbit, but the acting is the same.
03:02Ribbit.
03:04Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
03:07And that is a minigame, which brings us straight into round one.
03:14OK, it's the big stuff, guys.
03:18It's just me and two dads.
03:20Go get him, kiddo.
03:21You got him.
03:21Thanks, dad.
03:22There's gonna be an episode at some point I come up,
03:24but I do, no props.
03:25I just let him riff.
03:27Caitlin.
03:27Caleb.
03:28Yeah, yeah, Sam, what the?
03:30Nicole Kidman's AMC-ish ad for The Container Store.
03:36Sometimes you walk into a room, and you find yourself
03:41not knowing where to put anything.
03:44But then you come to The Container Store,
03:46and there you find places to put your things.
03:49Containers, boxes, bags.
03:52Boxes with bags inside of them.
03:54Hot containers with boxes with little bags inside of them
03:56with zippers.
03:58And there, magic is reborn.
04:01Because here, we're family.
04:03Here, it's The Container Store.
04:06Love that, Caitlin.
04:08With just a little bit of Olive Garden.
04:10Nicole Kidman loves the Olive Garden.
04:12Yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:1314 dazzling points on a huge silver screen for you.
04:16Wow, thank you.
04:18Nick.
04:19A cereal mascot with a healthy, secure attachment style
04:23to their cereal.
04:24Oh, yeah!
04:26It's time for Rick's Flakes, that taste you can't do without.
04:30Except you can.
04:31Because you're enough with it, you're enough without it.
04:34It's amazing to have it in your life, but sometimes it's just
04:37not going to happen for you, and you can survive that.
04:39Ha-ha!
04:40Oh, it's got that sugary taste that you just can't resist.
04:43But maybe it's not right for you right now.
04:45In that case, just go ahead and on with your life.
04:49Find friends and find loved ones who do want to spend time with you.
04:52That's the Rick's Flakes.
04:53That's the Rick's Flakes.
04:5715 grams of added points for you.
04:58Oh, thank you.
04:59Jeff.
05:00Hi, Sam.
05:00Your dad grills the waiter about the bill.
05:04Uh, hey, chief.
05:05Yeah, thanks.
05:06So, uh, I was just looking at the damage.
05:07And it says here, okay, there was a side of fries.
05:11My burger came with fries.
05:13So, just, Stephanie, what kind of operation are you running here?
05:17Okay.
05:18Because I'm not giving you a tip until you answer
05:21some really serious questions, okay?
05:23What is a jalapeno popper?
05:26Okay, we did have those.
05:30Let's say 12 points we didn't pay for you.
05:34Caitlin.
05:34Hi.
05:35A country star talks about her humble upbringing
05:38as the child of a hedge fund manager.
05:40Sure.
05:41It's just, like, such a reward and honor
05:44to be one of Forbes 10 under 10.
05:49I sort of started playing the guitar
05:52when I was two years old.
05:54One of my father's homes is sort of on this lake.
05:58And, well, I was young, but we were sort of surrounded by water.
06:02I mean, I guess you can call it an island.
06:04And for my fifth birthday, I walked into my second bedroom, and there are all these guitars.
06:11And I just thought, well, I guess I'll start playing them.
06:16And my father got me a singing coach and paid the head of RC Records to sign me and blackmailed
06:24the American Music Association to have me perform at the Grammys.
06:28And I'm just really grateful, and I just love rap and music.
06:32Oh, Caitlin, 10 under 10.
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:36Five self-made points that secretly have a trust fund.
06:40Nick.
06:40Yeah.
06:41A Boy Scout leader levels with you about what skills really matter in life.
06:46Let's talk about badges.
06:48Now, I see a lot of you, you've got your fire-making badge, you've got your swimming badge,
06:51some of you've got your medical badges.
06:53That's all great.
06:54Unfortunately, they will be of no use for you.
06:56The important thing is to locate talented friends in college and remain with them throughout
07:01the duration of your life.
07:03Very quickly, you're going to discover that you cannot make it on your own.
07:06You do not have the wherewithal.
07:08If you can just identify it among your peers and then take their side, even in situations
07:14when you shouldn't, you will find success.
07:17And that is this badge right here.
07:19Maintaining bonds of friendship with more talented peers that you discover in college.
07:24Take those not badges.
07:25I want you to throw them in the fire.
07:27Guys, good luck to you.
07:28And again, look around now.
07:30I know who the talented one is.
07:32It's on this side.
07:34You left some room.
07:35You don't want to do it all for them, but you need a scaffold.
07:37Yeah, that, my friend, is worthy of one merit badge point.
07:41God damn right.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Hi, Sam.
07:43Last prompt of round one.
07:44A jury foreman puts some pizzazz into the verdict.
07:49Your Honor, these were horrendous murders, vicious, that left many a limb askew or stance or amissing.
08:01But I want to assure you, judge, I want to assure you lawyers, and I want to assure you people here who took time out of your day to come on down here and see justice played out in your community, right in front of your faces, that we took it seriously.
08:16And that's why we came up with a verdict.
08:18And it was not easy.
08:20We had to bring these people back from being passed out.
08:26Bring it back.
08:27To make a decision about this young man's life.
08:31He had everything in front of him.
08:34And the goal is for us to decide, was he guilty?
08:40I can't say it brings me pleasure, but it does bring me a sense of honor and responsibility.
08:46To be the one to tell you, we the jury, Your Honor, find the defendant not guilty.
08:51You said pizzazz?
08:56That was pizzazz.
08:58That was pizzazz.
08:58Incredible.
09:00I blacked out.
09:01This court finds you guilty of earning 72 points.
09:03Which brings us to our next minigame.
09:07This is a little minigame that we like to call Hollywood Ho, how it works as players.
09:11I am going to ask you for the names of movies that start with a particular letter of the alphabet.
09:17If I like the sound of that movie title, I'll then ask you for the log line.
09:19If I like the sound of that log line, I will ask the three of you to enact the scene.
09:23Are you ready for me, players?
09:25Yes.
09:26Yes.
09:26Yes.
09:27Yes.
09:28Hollywood and Hollywood, Hollywood Ho!
09:32F.
09:33Forgetting Sarah Marshall again.
09:36Fuck it.
09:38Frankfurters all day.
09:40Finagling through life.
09:42Friend.
09:43Singular.
09:45An extremely lonely man has made it his life's mission.
09:49To get just one friend.
09:53Let's see it.
09:54Damn it.
09:55Hey, Kurt.
09:56Hey, what's up?
09:57Hey.
09:57Hey, Kurt.
09:59John, Clara.
10:01We're so happy that you can come to our engagement party.
10:03Yeah, totally.
10:04Absolutely.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Yeah.
10:06Because you both invited me.
10:08Well, yeah, of course.
10:10I'm kind of a pair of legs.
10:11Yeah, we're a pair.
10:13Yeah.
10:16It can only be one of you.
10:17Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood Ho!
10:21S.
10:22Sucks to be you.
10:24Sailing through the River Kwai.
10:26Oh.
10:27Sydney Sunset.
10:29Samaritans.
10:31Sanskrit on my arms.
10:32A woman who is going through a bad breakup gets a Sanskrit tattoo on her arm, but it turns
10:40out to be a clue to find a national treasure that's been long forgotten.
10:46Let's see that!
10:47Okay.
10:47Okay.
10:48Okay.
10:48You know, usually when we do this, you know, it might be like a parent's name or something
10:52like that.
10:52Okay.
10:52But yeah, whatever you want, really.
10:54Whatever you're comfortable with.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Can I see the book?
10:56Yeah, yeah, sure.
10:56Let me grab it.
10:57Let me grab it.
10:58Yeah.
10:58Yeah, absolutely.
10:59Oh, God, that's dusty.
11:01We have not had this one out in a while.
11:02You guys are, like, so friendly here.
11:03Are you guys dads?
11:04Yeah, we're both dads.
11:05Yeah, we're dads.
11:06We're both dads.
11:07That one's actually really interesting.
11:08That's really beautiful.
11:09Oh.
11:09It kind of looks like words, but it's not.
11:12Yeah, totally.
11:13Do you know what it says?
11:14You know, I don't, but it's kind of moving on the page.
11:16Let's go for it.
11:17Okay.
11:17Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:32Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood.
11:36Dad time.
11:38Three really cool dads have decided.
11:41Oh, I don't care what they do.
11:42Let's see it.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:45Oh, my God.
11:47It's time for a Brat Saturday.
11:51Brat Saturday.
11:52Let me tell you something.
11:53That Charlie XCX, she's hilarious and a really good singer.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Incredibly talented.
12:00Deuces.
12:01Have you guys heard of this show Friends?
12:03Wait, plural?
12:04Sorry.
12:05Friend.
12:06Oh.
12:06You know, it's about the guy.
12:07He can only have one friend.
12:08If he gets more, he dies.
12:10Oh, so that's his weird deal.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:14You guys.
12:15You guys heard of this?
12:16It's a streaming service.
12:17It's called Dropout TV.
12:19My kids love it.
12:20Is the host always wearing a seersucker suit and a bad tie?
12:24I don't think they're bad, but some may.
12:27Don't be a fucking brown noser.
12:31That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
12:39Oh, I see.
12:41Caitlin.
12:41I don't know if I can do improv with my two dads.
12:45We're about to find out.
12:46Oh, gosh.
12:47Heck.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Realizing mid-date, you're going viral.
12:51For me, the whole thing right now is just authentic connection.
12:55Right.
12:55Like, without that, I don't get it.
12:57Yeah.
12:58No, and the last couple of guys I've dated, one was a doctor.
13:02Oh, okay.
13:02And one worked in, like, pharmaceuticals.
13:04They were always at work.
13:05And I was like, hang out with me.
13:06Yes.
13:07Totally.
13:07Take me to the Grove.
13:09Like, the long surgeries, I was like, how many fucking people need surgeries anymore?
13:13Right.
13:14I mean, yeah, a lot.
13:16Yeah, a lot to me.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:17Hold on.
13:18I'm sorry.
13:19Sorry.
13:21So I have a dog.
13:23And my dog has an Instagram page.
13:25Oh, okay.
13:26I posted this, like, funny video of my dog at a cafe.
13:31Oh, wow.
13:31Yeah.
13:32And I put it on TikTok, and it has 10,000 likes in the last 48 hours.
13:37That's incredible.
13:38Awesome.
13:39Hey, congratulations.
13:39That's so cool.
13:40This is, um, this is fucking crazy.
13:44Oh, my God.
13:46You were mentioning what you do for work.
13:48I mean.
13:48I'm in marketing.
13:49It's got to be a lot of, uh.
13:50Holy fucking shit.
13:52Jennifer Garner reposted it.
13:54Oh, my gosh.
13:55That's awesome.
13:55I love her.
13:56Jennifer Garner reposted my TikTok.
14:00Fuck this.
14:01I'm fucking out.
14:06I love Jennifer Garner.
14:09Oh, my God.
14:10A Tosh point.
14:12Oh, amount of points.
14:14Which brings us to Nick and Jeff.
14:18Hi, Sam.
14:19Immediately regretting holding up a bank.
14:22Everyone down.
14:23Everyone down.
14:24On the fucking ground.
14:26Get down right now.
14:27We come from generational wealth.
14:32We do.
14:33We don't need it.
14:34We don't need it.
14:35Hey.
14:35We don't need it.
14:35We don't need it.
14:36We don't need it.
14:36We don't need it.
14:37Everybody go back to it.
14:39Our dad's invented a little part of the microphone.
14:41You don't even know this, but he gets a little piece every time you buy a microphone.
14:45Every microphone.
14:46Cents.
14:47Continue to withdraw money normally.
14:50If you're here trying to get a mortgage, keep at it.
14:54Your dream home is around the corner.
14:56You too can ascend to those heights and you'll take care of your family.
14:59You too can invent a critical component and get paid every time it's used.
15:06It's a small amount of money, but it adds up.
15:08It's fucking ownership.
15:10You heard of this?
15:11Get yourself a patent.
15:13Get yourself a patent.
15:14Get yourself a patent right now.
15:15Get up.
15:16Get up.
15:16You.
15:17Sit up.
15:18Sit up.
15:18Who are you?
15:19Who are you?
15:20The manager?
15:20I want you to walk to the vault and I want you to think of a small improvement on that vault.
15:24That's all you need.
15:25Get a fucking patent in the fucking vault.
15:29Wow, you two.
15:30Peas in a pot all day.
15:31All day.
15:32All the points in the safe.
15:33All right.
15:34Nice.
15:34Thanks, man.
15:35Congratulations.
15:36Which brings us back to...
15:39Jack.
15:40Hi, Sam.
15:40And Caitlin.
15:41Yes.
15:42Breaking the news about the affair doubles as the birds and the bees talk.
15:47Hey, sweetie.
15:48Hi, Daddy.
15:49Sweetheart.
15:51Yeah, Dad?
15:52Daddy made a mistake.
15:53Uh-oh.
15:54Did you go potty in your pants or something like that?
15:56There was like a fluid exchange, but that's not right.
15:59You know how Mommy and Daddy love each other very much and that's where you came from.
16:04Yeah.
16:04Mommy's been working a lot.
16:06At the museum, huh?
16:07Yeah.
16:07Daddy has been also putting in a lot of time at the office.
16:11And I've just been home.
16:12Yeah, you've just been home.
16:13You've just been home.
16:14Yeah.
16:14So, while Daddy was working, there was not a mommy, but like a person with mommy energy.
16:23Dad, you're so serious.
16:24Yeah.
16:25And Daddy fell in love with that person who we'll call Jane because that's her name.
16:30Hold on a second.
16:31Okay.
16:31Because it's against the law to be in love with two people.
16:34Bigamy is criminal.
16:36You're correct.
16:37But that's if you're trying to marry someone and you're already married.
16:41Slightly different.
16:42Infidelity is illegal in some states.
16:45Not this one.
16:47So, technically, no crimes were committed in our local jurisdiction.
16:52Okay.
16:52Daddy, you're using a lot of words.
16:54I am so sorry.
16:55Your dad fucked your pediatrician.
16:57Okay.
16:58Lindahl.
16:58Dad!
16:59Lindahl.
16:59Coming in with a button.
17:01When two points love each other very much.
17:04Oh.
17:05Caitlin wants more.
17:07Yes.
17:07And Nick wants more.
17:09Sully the pilot tries to use his heroism to get a table at a restaurant.
17:15Hi there.
17:16Yeah, your name?
17:23Your last name?
17:28Oh, no.
17:29What are we going to do?
17:34What are we going to do?
17:35I guess we're going to fall in the river.
17:36We're going to go in the Hudson River.
17:37Oh, no, no.
17:38I'll do it safely.
17:39I'm departed.
17:40Oh, everybody's safe.
17:44Mr. Sully Sullenberg.
17:45Yes.
17:47Sorry.
17:48Great.
17:48I think we should have that right in about 20 to 25 minutes.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:55You see?
17:55Oh, my God.
17:58Everyone get up to the stage.
17:59Okay, I think, okay, okay.
18:01Yes, yes.
18:02You're a hero.
18:02You are.
18:03You're a hero, Sully.
18:04It looks like we have a booth opening up in the back left.
18:06Of course, I'll...
18:07You ever flown a plane, son?
18:09I'm giving you what you want.
18:13Yeah, a presidential point of honor.
18:15Thanks.
18:15Oh, Nick.
18:16Yeah.
18:16And Jeff.
18:17Hi, Sam.
18:19A blackjack dealer introduces some new game mechanics they designed.
18:24There you are.
18:25There you are.
18:26There you are.
18:26There you are.
18:27And guess what?
18:27A third card.
18:29Oh.
18:30Okay.
18:31Now, here's the thing.
18:32You can trade it.
18:34Excuse me?
18:34You can trade it.
18:35You can find anyone at this table.
18:36You can trade it.
18:37Is it any card or just this third card?
18:39Okay, so the third card...
18:39Just the third card.
18:40You can trade it with someone.
18:41This is fun.
18:41This kind of makes it a little more collaborative.
18:43Okay, so it's like...
18:44Wild card.
18:44Exactly.
18:45Okay, great.
18:45But if you do...
18:46Oh?
18:47You owe them a favor for the rest of your life.
18:52Oh, okay.
18:53So if I hold onto the card, there's no favor owed.
18:56There's no...
18:57There's no, like, life debt or anything.
18:58A newbie.
18:59No, you will not owe a life debt if you don't...
19:01Okay, okay.
19:02But if you do...
19:03But if I do...
19:03Whatever it is, whenever it is, you cannot refuse.
19:07Okay.
19:08If I trade the card, I will owe a life debt.
19:10Can I pre-agree what that life debt is going to be with the trading partner?
19:14Absolutely.
19:15Okay, okay, we're back.
19:16It's fun again.
19:17Of course you can pre-agree, but there is a hitch.
19:20Okay.
19:20If you pre-agree, then the third player at the table gets to kill one of you.
19:26Okay.
19:27But only one of you.
19:28Is that up to the third player?
19:30If they choose to not kill one of you, that is when we enter phase two.
19:33Oh, okay.
19:34So what's phase two?
19:35And in phase two, they now have to pick a child.
19:38One to live and one to banish.
19:43One to live, one to banish.
19:45Wow, just banish.
19:46Yes, yes.
19:46But for a child, that's almost a death sentence.
19:48Without a doubt, exactly.
19:49Okay.
19:50It's something to consider.
19:51Okay, wow.
19:52See, now you're thinking like a pro.
19:53There's a possibility that child could survive banishment, come back stronger.
19:56Exactly.
19:57Like a Spartan situation.
19:58Totally.
19:58Okay.
19:59And remember, it's not your child.
20:00I can't stress this enough to the players.
20:02Okay, okay, well, that was a question.
20:03It'll be a third player's decision.
20:04Okay, they also choose which children to choose between.
20:07In a phase two situation.
20:08In a phase two situation.
20:09Please remember, you are choosing to make a pre-agreement with the second player.
20:13Yes.
20:13That activates means the third player can either kill one of you or can banish.
20:17In the scenario where I survive the killing, which is not a guarantee.
20:21Yes, that's exactly right.
20:21Okay, how are those children selected?
20:24Okay, well, now we're in phase...
20:25Excuse me, sir.
20:26I'm here for the potential banishment.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh, that's an adorable child.
20:30You're late, and I'm really sorry to say this, but your dad made a choice.
20:33You're going to go ahead and just keep walking out that door?
20:35Wow.
20:37Wow.
20:37Yeah, five points that the house will win back.
20:40Oh, yes.
20:41As we move on to the last prompt of round two, Jeff and Caitlin.
20:46Your friend who complained all board game night just won.
20:51So, it is your turn to roll the dice.
20:54Okay.
20:55Here we go.
20:56Come on, James.
20:57Here I go.
20:58Okay.
21:00Oh.
21:01Five.
21:03Okay.
21:06One, two, three, five.
21:17Oh, my God, James!
21:20Jesus.
21:22I fucking want it.
21:24James.
21:24I fucking want it.
21:27After all the bullshit, I want it.
21:29Bullshit?
21:30Oh, God, it feels good.
21:32James, my kid's sleeping upstairs.
21:35That's a you problem.
21:38Oh, it feels good.
21:40This game fucking sucked, and I want it.
21:42It's a game of life.
21:43I mean...
21:44It took three hours.
21:45How?
21:46Just the two of us.
21:47Oh.
21:47Round and round in circles.
21:49You know how that goes.
21:50You came over, you're going through a divorce, you wanted some levity, I brought out the game of life, and you're being a dick to me all day long!
21:55I feel fucking great.
21:57Okay!
21:58I am on the goddamn moon!
22:01I'm not even thinking about Jessica.
22:04Okay, let me get Monopoly.
22:07Wow!
22:09Love that, players.
22:1032 points on the very last turn to you both.
22:12Which brings us to our final minigame.
22:16This is a little minigame that we like to call Locals Only.
22:21How it works is players.
22:23You will start a three-person scene in a particular location of my choosing.
22:28I will then ask you to make that scene more and more local to said location.
22:34I will give you a physical location instead to start the scene.
22:36That location is a palace.
22:39Buckingham.
22:40Yes, it was built long, long ago.
22:43Nice.
22:44These floors are made of elephant tusks.
22:48Oh, wow.
22:48And 19-heret gold.
22:50More British.
22:51If you see here, we have the portrait of Mr. Buckingham himself.
22:58John Buckingham himself.
22:59And was his skin really the Union Jack?
23:02More British.
23:03The family.
23:05The royal court.
23:07Oh, yes, not me.
23:09The don't, the don't, no.
23:10Hey, gentlemen, if you would please follow me over here where we have Cockney.
23:17Even more upper crust, please, Caitlin.
23:19Complimentary biscuits.
23:22Oh, dear.
23:22Oh, my.
23:23Oh, biscuits, too.
23:24Elphant tusk it is.
23:26Or Cockney.
23:27The whole thing I know is a freaking beer biscuit.
23:30We've got beer biscuits in the gift shop.
23:33And now you're all the Beatles.
23:35You know, I've got the song idea.
23:37Oh, they got us some good beer biscuits.
23:38You know what they say about beer biscuits?
23:40Yeah, John.
23:41It gets you drunk before it gets you full.
23:44That's a good one, yeah.
23:45Before it gets you full, we gotta eat the biscuits, I don't know how bad I get it.
23:51And now you're all Jason Statham.
23:53You know what I realized?
23:55Oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:57I fucking hate music.
23:58You know what I realized?
24:00No.
24:01I fucking hate you.
24:03You didn't need to do that, love.
24:04You didn't have to stab yourself, mate.
24:06You didn't have to stab yourself.
24:07You stay back or I'm finished.
24:09Stay back.
24:10You're not gonna do that to me, my best.
24:11Stay back or...
24:12And you're not gonna say that.
24:13You're not gonna do that to me.
24:14How dare you?
24:16Where do we go from here, boys?
24:20That brings us to round three where my players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
24:27Caitlin.
24:28Yeah?
24:28Yeah.
24:29Jeff.
24:29Hi, Sam.
24:30The tension in this reality show reunion episode is going to bubble over at any moment.
24:38And I will say that Thursday afternoon...
24:41Oh, okay.
24:42...is when I realized that actually we were never going to close an escrow.
24:48I told you that we were going to close an escrow, but then you pissed off the client like you always do.
24:54And that is why I no longer want to be your real estate, mega million, Beverly Hills, in the hills, Hollywood Hills home partner.
25:02God, are we even gonna talk about the Range Rover or are we just...
25:05We're not gonna talk about it.
25:06Oh, my God.
25:06Okay.
25:06It's not about the Range Rover.
25:09It's about trust.
25:10Okay.
25:11When you say there's going to be a six-CD spinner in a Range Rover.
25:16Stop it.
25:16And we get in and there's...
25:17Stop it.
25:18That is closed.
25:19That's a closed book.
25:20Don't open that.
25:20You won't like what you see.
25:22I guess we're not going to talk about my 30th birthday party.
25:25Oh!
25:26Damn it.
25:26It was Cirque du Soleil theme and you showed up in cargo shorts and you ruined the entire vibe of the party.
25:35Wow.
25:36Here we go.
25:36If I'm not having fun at my birthday, then it's not a six-CD party.
25:43A point for every interruption to you.
25:46They were doing very well.
25:48Caitlin.
25:48Yes.
25:49Nick.
25:49Jeff.
25:50Hi, Sam.
25:50New parents subtly keep their hot mess friend from holding the baby.
25:56Hey, you fucking motherfuckers!
25:58Hi!
25:59Hi!
26:01Hey!
26:01Hey!
26:02Hey!
26:03Hey!
26:04Let me see that baby!
26:06Okay, okay.
26:06Let me see that baby!
26:09It's a little loud.
26:09It's a little loud.
26:11Sebastian's asleep.
26:12Sebastian sleeps.
26:12Sebastian.
26:13Okay, well, I'm Ariel.
26:15Hi!
26:16Daddy's his name.
26:17Hi!
26:17Oh!
26:19Okay.
26:20So, are you...
26:21My dad's name was Sebastian and you know that.
26:24Yeah, so it's...
26:25Okay.
26:25Well, he died before you and I were friends, so...
26:28Um...
26:29Is there...
26:30You guys have...
26:30Ooh!
26:31Ooh!
26:32Can I have some of this vodka?
26:34I need, like, just a...
26:35That's fine.
26:35Yeah, go for it.
26:36A palate cleanser.
26:37I Ubered.
26:37I Ubered.
26:38I Ubered.
26:38I Ubered.
26:39Don't kill me!
26:39No one was saying anything.
26:41No one was saying anything.
26:42Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, please.
26:44I have a car problem and I need some...
26:48You know, you know.
26:51I need, like, $10,000...
26:53Claire, I know, I know.
26:54I know.
26:55...because it's being impounded.
26:57Yeah.
26:57And I need to get it out of the impoundation.
27:00Claire, we know.
27:01And then I need to take it to the shop and it needs to be fixed so it can be driven.
27:05Right.
27:05But we can talk about it later.
27:07Let me go!
27:08Okay.
27:09I was like, Claire, your hands are covered in oil.
27:12Just covered.
27:12Your hands are...
27:13Oh, my God!
27:14Oh, but I forgot.
27:14Okay, um, is there a sink?
27:16Or is it the sink in the house?
27:16Yes, this is a house.
27:17Okay.
27:18It's a house.
27:18It's a house and we have...
27:19Okay.
27:21Claire, I have $10,000 for you.
27:23Yeah.
27:24You do?
27:24Yes, I have $10,000.
27:25We just need you to not come to the baptism.
27:28What?
27:29The $10,000 is yours.
27:30The $10,000 is yours.
27:31Okay, I thought you were talking about my baptism.
27:33I was like, wait a second.
27:34Are you guys, like, weird Christian freaks now?
27:36What?
27:36Like, I'm down, but how do I get there?
27:40Like, if I don't have a car?
27:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:42That's what we're saying.
27:43That's what we're saying.
27:44Okay, okay.
27:45Okay, no, what we're saying is do not come to Sebastian's baptism and you can have this $10,000 for your complicated car problem.
27:52That's the exchange.
27:53I thought that I was the godmother.
27:55No.
27:59Absolutely not.
28:0130 points doing tummy time.
28:02I love doing tummy time with myself.
28:04Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
28:09No!
28:09No! No!
28:10Caitlin.
28:11What?
28:12Nick.
28:13You're not doing it, Sam.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Don't do this to us, Sam!
28:16Here I go.
28:18A student film that somehow touches on every issue.
28:23You guys, I can't believe Greg's gone.
28:26It's just really fucked up.
28:28You know, he was so depressed and he had ADHD.
28:32Yeah.
28:33ADHD kills.
28:35If you can't pay attention, that could result in a terrible, tragic accident.
28:39Or you're drinking at the freaking wheel.
28:41I wish he would have done his homework better.
28:43If only he had done his homework, he would have known that microplastics are everywhere.
28:47They're everywhere.
28:50Ugh, how can you be so foolish?
28:53Everything he had was a plastic container.
28:55So many water bottles sitting in his car overnight, half drunk, and he would just keep using them over and over and over.
29:04But if you're buying action figures, you're putting a gun straight to your head.
29:08But you know what I admired about him?
29:10His polyamorous lifestyle.
29:13He was really sexually fluid and that's what I loved about him the most.
29:17And he kept saying, don't kink shame me.
29:19Yeah.
29:20But at some point, there does have to be a lie.
29:22You guys, don't judge him!
29:24He had ADHD!
29:26He can't see without his glasses!
29:29He can't see without his glasses!
29:31He can't see without his glasses!
29:3644 incredibly deep points if you're 22 years old for the preview.
29:42That brings us to the end of our show.
29:47Our winner tonight, Jeff Ross.
29:53What?!
29:54Jeff, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.
30:01That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
30:03Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
30:05I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me.
30:08Good night.
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