Make Some Noise Season 4 Episode 2

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Make Some Noise (2022) Season 4 Episode 2 - Lou, Ross, and Jiavani Drink Your Milkshake  #MakeSomeNoise #RealityInsightHub   🎞 Please subscribe to our official channel to watch the full movie for free, as soon as possible. ❤️Reality Insight Hub❤️ 👉 Official Channel: https://www.dailymotion.com/TrailerBolt 👉 THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Transcript

00:00Tonight, really close to the camera, it's Lou Wilson.

00:05I'm here.

00:07Rising behind me like a vampire, it's Ross Bryant.

00:14Thank you for inviting me in, Sam.

00:16Uh-oh.

00:17And where you least expect her, Giovanni.

00:23Giovanni, that's you.

00:24They're all here to...

00:27Make some noise!

00:30Welcome to Make Some Noise, the game's so good we spun it off unchanged.

00:45I am your host, Sam Rice. Here's how the show works.

00:47I have here a series of improvisational prompts our players had never seen before.

00:55Isn't that right, players?

00:56Not seen or not.

00:57Hey, Ashton, you said no.

00:58They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.

01:00I will award them corresponding points, and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,

01:05which, believe it or not, was our eighth choice of body part.

01:09Players, are you ready to rumble?

01:12Yeah!

01:12Yes!

01:13Let's start with a little warm-up minigame.

01:16This is a game that we like to call Take Some Direction.

01:19How it works as players, I will present you with a line of dialogue to read over and over and over again.

01:26As I do, I will give you direction.

01:28Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.

01:31Does that make sense?

01:32Yes.

01:32Lou, with no direction to start out with, from There Will Be Blood, I drink your milkshake.

01:38I drink it up.

01:40I drink your milkshake.

01:41I drink it up.

01:42Ross, give me a little bit more.

01:44I drink your milkshake.

01:46I drink it up.

01:47Giovanna, give me a little bit more.

01:49I drink your milkshake.

01:51I drink it up.

01:53Lou, give me a little bit more.

01:56I drink your milkshake.

01:59I drink it up.

02:00Ross, give me a little bit more.

02:03I drink your milkshake.

02:05I drink it up.

02:06Giovanni, lactose intolerantly.

02:08Uh, drink your milkshake.

02:10I drink it up.

02:11Lou, give me a little bit more.

02:12I drink your milkshake, motherfucker.

02:15I drink it up.

02:16Ross, give me a little bit more.

02:18Where's your fucking milkshake?

02:21Oh, I forgot.

02:22I already drank its ass up.

02:25Giovanni, give me a little bit more.

02:27You wanted a milkshake, but you don't have one,

02:30because I'm fucking drinking it.

02:32Lou, give me a little bit more.

02:33What's up, motherfucker?

02:34Your milkshake, it's ass.

02:36I got up in there, and I drank it.

02:39From tip to tail, I drank your milkshake's ass.

02:44Motherfucker.

02:45Ross, give me a little bit more.

02:46I laid your milkshake down.

02:49Tell him.

02:50Your milkshake and I had an intimate evening together.

02:51Fucking tell him, Ross.

02:52Your milkshake gave me everything.

02:55That's right.

02:56And when your milkshake thought there was no more to give,

02:58I found a way for it to give me more.

03:01Yeah, boy.

03:02Yeah.

03:02I drank it deep.

03:04Oh.

03:04And there was nothing left for it to give.

03:06Oh.

03:07And when there was none, it begged me to drink more.

03:10Yeah.

03:10And I found a fucking way.

03:13Ross, you're out of control.

03:15Did you mind to give me a little bit more?

03:17I took your milkshake to a little party where we were all wearing capes and blinds.

03:23Oh.

03:24I took your milkshake's ass.

03:27I flipped its cape up.

03:29And I stuck my tongue in the straw and sucked while people rounded about us, chanting the

03:39ancient hymn, Horus Dex Machina, Horus Dex Machina, your milkshake said more, more, more, and I oblige.

03:58Sam, is this the whole show?

03:59Yes.

04:00And that's a minigame.

04:02Oh, my gosh.

04:02That brings us to round one, I suppose.

04:09What?

04:09Lou.

04:10Don't you come around here not having no prom.

04:12Again?

04:13Why fix what's not broken?

04:15Five you-call-that-a-punches, each less convincing than the last.

04:23You call that a punch?

04:27You call that a punch?

04:32Ow.

04:33You call that a punch?

04:37Ow.

04:39Ow.

04:44You call that a punch?

04:47Not doing well.

04:56Mom!

04:58He punched me really hard.

05:00Okay, I'll say it.

05:05You call that a punch.

05:08Four points that haven't even reached a tenth of their full power for you.

05:13Which brings us to Ross.

05:17Yes, sir.

05:18Hendrick and Drake's Couples Therapist.

05:21What I'm hearing is that you think it was a violation of trust for someone that you'd taken out on tour to claim in a public forum that you are Canada's number one sexual deviant.

05:36Great.

05:36I think it's good if we stay away from using your bitch-ass-did-such-and-such language.

05:41And put this more in terms of I statements.

05:44Like, I felt personally betrayed when you released a single with a picture of my house.

05:51With sexual predator pins dropped all over the surface of my home.

06:01For example, I took it in a personal way when during America's most popular football game, when you said my name on national television, you did a cheeky little take to the camera.

06:15Great, I think it's time we take a break.

06:19If you have anyone to call, I hear you like them young.

06:24Ross is going to get sued.

06:26Yeah, one total breakthrough of a point for you.

06:29Gee, Bonnie.

06:30Gee, Bonnie!

06:31I loved it then, I love it now.

06:33A stoned chef is clearly making up today's specials on the fly.

06:39Hey, everybody.

06:42Tonight's specials are not on the board, because I got them right here.

06:46I'm thinking, like, mac and cheese with spam inside of a fried wonton.

06:55It's got paprika, mayonnaise, and a whole lot of love.

07:01For today's amuse-bouche, we got a P-Tendrils three ways.

07:10Nah.

07:11I don't even know why I said that, you guys.

07:16Like, what could I make that's more special than this team, other than, like, two Tina's pizza rolls with some rice stuffed in them?

07:24How fucking bomb would that be?

07:28Gee, Bonnie, a role you were absolutely born to play.

07:30420 points because of weed?

07:33Yeah.

07:34Is this when Jacob Wysocki comes out?

07:35Which brings us back to Lou.

07:37Don't you come around here not having no prompt.

07:39Would you look at this?

07:40It's a gift prompt.

07:41What?

07:42Whoa!

07:42What's that mean?

07:44Lou, it's Brennan!

07:45Oh, Jesus.

07:46They told me you needed a prompt for make some noise, so I'm giving you one.

07:49I would love to see someone breaking bad news to a loved one on the phone while a street vendor fucks up their crepe order.

07:57Let's pick up the mirror, man.

07:58You got it.

07:59That one more time from Brennan was someone breaking bad news to a loved one on the phone while a street vendor fucks up their crepe order.

08:09He really does know me.

08:12Yeah, can I do, um, the French special?

08:14That's the one with the Nutella and the bananas, and it's got, like, the egg coating.

08:19Yeah, that's great.

08:19Oh, sorry.

08:20Hey, hey, hey, what's up?

08:22No, no, no.

08:23Everything at the vet went great.

08:24They did everything they could for Kevin, but I think, um, this was the kind of situation

08:28where parakeets just don't...

08:31I want Nutella, not chocolate.

08:33I want Nutella.

08:34Sorry, honey.

08:35No, you can't see him.

08:36Hey, asshole.

08:37Hey.

08:38Hey.

08:39I want bananas on the inside.

08:40I want Nutella on the outside, and then I want the egg coating.

08:43All right?

08:44Kevin.

08:46No, you can't see him again.

08:47He is going, uh, to where parakeets go when they can't be with their owners anymore.

08:53Fucker.

08:55I'm telling my kid his parakeet's fucking dead.

08:58And all I want is a little fucking crepe to make me feel better about putting a parakeet

09:05down, all right?

09:06So get it fucking right.

09:08Get it right.

09:13Did you hear that, sweetie?

09:16Wow, Lou.

09:17Thanks, brother.

09:18Let's say a number two with Nutella.

09:21I'm out of points for you, Lou.

09:22Which brings us back, for a last time in round one, to Ross.

09:25Holy moly.

09:26Jack Skeleton stumbles into Pi Day Town.

09:31Jesus, God.

09:35Oh, my.

09:37Oh, my God, Ross.

09:39What's this?

09:42What's this?

09:42There's magic everywhere.

09:44What's this?

09:45What's this?

09:46There's something in the air.

09:48What's this?

09:49What's this?

09:50I have to make it mine.

09:52Oh, no, it can't be humbler.

09:53Yes, it seems that there are numbers that aren't prime.

09:58What's this?

09:59What's this?

10:00I've never seen before.

10:01What's this?

10:02What's this?

10:03A 3.114.

10:05What's this?

10:06What's this?

10:07It's there, and then it's gone.

10:08It's a number that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

10:15Wow.

10:17That's how it'll do it.

10:19Oh, my gosh.

10:20As many digits of Pi as you can recite, the amount of points for you.

10:243.14159.

10:28And that'll do it.

10:29Yeah, that's great.

10:30Which brings us to the last prompt of round one.

10:33Giovanni.

10:33Giovanni!

10:34A holy book alternates between insightful moral advice and seriously fucked up shit.

10:42Thank you so much for tuning in today as we read a passage from the Book of Lord.

10:48Chapter 14, verse 27.

10:51And thou shalt prepare the way for your children, guiding them in all good things.

10:59Having much grace for them before you do eat their faces on the Lord's holy day.

11:09Teach them your ways, O Lord.

11:12Teach them to seek out the good news when they do seek out those to eat themselves if they have not already been eaten.

11:22For in this world, and you all know this part, you shall eat the face of others, or your face shall be eaten, beginning with those you have given birth to.

11:33So, when you do slather them in butter, from nose to chin, for we do not eat the forehead or eyeballs, we shall embrace the decadence, O Lord, of your wisdom and deliciousness, as we do devour the lower part of the face of those we love.

11:54Bow your head!

11:57Did I do it?

11:59Okay, yeah, all right!

12:01100%.

12:02A false idol amount of points to you, do you want me to do?

12:03Ooh.

12:05Which brings us to our second minigame!

12:09This is a little minigame that we like to call Vent It Out.

12:12How it works is, players, I am going to give you a series of topics to rant and rave about.

12:18When I say stop, you must stop ranting and raving, and the next player must start ranting and raving exactly where the last one left off.

12:27Giovanni, starting with you, deciding on dinner every single night.

12:33We cannot be expected to make decisions like dinner every single night.

12:37There should be some sort of regiment.

12:39Stop, Lou.

12:40There's like three choices for breakfast, two choices for lunch, dinner, it's too wide.

12:46Someone needs to narrow the scope, and that's why I'm bringing this to you, Congress.

12:50Stop, Giovanni.

12:51Please, senators, find it in your hearts.

12:55Stop, Russ.

12:56To feed me, personally, choose my meals, please.

13:02Stop, Lou.

13:03I'm not picky, you can say Monday is fish night, Tuesday is peas night.

13:08Stop, Giovanni.

13:09Wednesday is pizza, thank you.

13:11Stop, Russ.

13:12This is a republic founded on liberty, but we have gone too far.

13:19Russ, starting with you, that small dogs get all the clothes.

13:24Where's the love for my big big boys?

13:26Stop, Giovanni.

13:27Big book boys.

13:28Stop, Lou.

13:29Big boys.

13:30Big big boys need love.

13:31Big big boys, they need to be kept warm.

13:34Stop, Russ.

13:35What about a Mastiff?

13:36What about a Great Dane?

13:38Stop.

13:38I'm a big chief, honey.

13:39Boys, like a Mastiff, need a big, big coat or a big, big hat that they can look cute in.

13:45Stop, Lou.

13:46But you don't think the big, big boys are cute?

13:49You don't think the big, big boys are cute?

13:51Stop.

13:51Stop, Giovanni.

13:52Think that a big, big, slobbery boy could look cute in his little, little hat?

13:56Stop, Russ.

13:57You don't think a big, big boy should be wearing a cloak?

13:59I want to put every big, big boy I see in a ruffled cape.

14:03Stop, Lou.

14:04That's right.

14:04I want my big, big boys to look like the three musketeers.

14:07Oh!

14:10A big, big boy.

14:12Next up, let's start with Giovanni once again, that dads don't lactate.

14:20Papas, step up.

14:22Get some milk going out your daddy titties and feed those little babies.

14:27Stop, Lou.

14:28I am just so sick and tired of all of these daddy titties hanging around, not being put to use.

14:35Get to work, Papas.

14:37Put some milk in those daddy titties.

14:41Stop.

14:41Hey, Ross.

14:43I hear the Papas out there saying, but my nipples are vestigial.

14:47Get to fucking work then.

14:49How about you step up and make some milk for once in your damn life?

14:55Stop, Lou.

14:56You're sitting there watching the Super Bowl, watching your sports game.

15:00Stop, Ross.

15:00Watching your game shows, watching C-SPAN.

15:04Stop, Lou.

15:05Watching TNT.

15:07Stop, Giovanni.

15:08MTV.

15:09Stop, Lou.

15:09QPN.

15:10Q-V-C.

15:12Stop, Ross.

15:13USA characters, welcome.

15:16They're going to love that.

15:18Last one, beginning with Ross.

15:21That suffering is.

15:22We exist, and to exist is to suffer.

15:30Stop, Giovanni.

15:31I must feel the suffering in order to feel joy, but I had no choice in this.

15:37Maybe I would rather feel nothing.

15:39Stop.

15:40Lou.

15:40But it is a part of this existence upon this blue marbell we call ER.

15:48Stop.

15:49Ross.

15:50We would wish to choose a different form of existence, but this is a false choice that we try to make

16:00on this blue marbell of ER.

16:01Stop, Giovanni.

16:03When the astronauts look at the blue marbell from far away, they see only clouds and ocean and not the pain that we feel, but the pain is real for the blue marbell in my heart.

16:15Stop.

16:17Lou.

16:17It is impossible to disconnect the blue marbell within me from the suffering that exists upon the large blue barbell that is Earth.

16:31Stop.

16:32Ross.

16:32We are condemned to suffer on ER from bear sun to deer.

16:41Jesus Christ.

16:42That brings us to round two, where our players must now test their talents in teams of two.

16:51Ooh.

16:52Blue.

16:53Chaw.

16:53Or no, I don't say that.

16:56Don't you come around here not having no prom.

16:59And all that stays in.

17:00Now I can't escape it.

17:01Chaw was pretty fun, though.

17:03It was.

17:03It felt good.

17:04Bye, Chaw.

17:05But that's not what I say.

17:07And Ross.

17:08You better have one.

17:09Thanks, man.

17:10An insurance assessment for a Molotov cocktail bar.

17:16Yeah, what do you think, man?

17:17I mean, you know.

17:17Just looking around, this is 1,000% not happening.

17:21What?

17:22Come on, man.

17:24Getting a license for a bar, period, is quite difficult.

17:28There are a lot of liabilities that you're dealing with, of course, intoxicated people.

17:32100%.

17:32Sharp, dangerous objects.

17:33100%.

17:34The glass alone.

17:35Yeah.

17:35This glass happens to be filled with petrol.

17:38Yeah, I owe that and high-proof spirits.

17:41I'm sorry.

17:43Could you kind of walk me through a typical service?

17:46You come into Maltese, you ask for a sound special.

17:49I slide you over a glass bottle filled with high-proof spirits or petrol with a small rag

17:55that then I go, watch this, light it on fire.

17:59You then have probably about T-minus 18 seconds to throw it somewhere that is not on your person

18:05or at anyone else.

18:06That's not allowed.

18:08Oh, well, if it's not allowed, sure, sign right there.

18:11Okay, fantastic.

18:16Incredible.

18:175,000 points upon meeting are deductible for the both of you.

18:21Ross.

18:21Yasser.

18:22And Giovanni.

18:23Giovanni.

18:23It becomes increasingly clear this rock song is Christian.

18:34So you're standing in the alley.

18:42Alley.

18:44Cigarette tucked behind your ear.

18:47Smokey.

18:49Ask you a simple question.

18:52Don't query.

18:55Would you like to be free from fear?

18:59Free from fear.

19:03Some people call me a rebel.

19:09Someone who plays by their own rules.

19:14But parents just don't understand it.

19:18But I think sacrifice is cool.

19:24Saved by the blood of the lamb.

19:27Saved by the blood of the lamb.

19:31Everything dies.

19:34Except one guy.

19:40Saved by the blood of the lamb is fucking hardcore.

19:43Hard as hell.

19:43Nine points in the Christian afterlife for the both of you.

19:46Giovanni.

19:47Giovanni.

19:48And Lou.

19:48Don't you come around here not having no problem.

19:52It's the apocalypse.

19:54Better use what's left on this Target gift card.

19:57Oh, God.

19:58Oh, God.

19:59The spiders.

19:59Jesus Christ, they're coming.

20:01Oh, my God.

20:02Okay, we just have to get to checkout.

20:04Wait.

20:05What?

20:05Wait, let's just run.

20:06Let's just run.

20:07No, no, no, no.

20:07We have to get to checkout.

20:08There's not going to be money when they take over the world.

20:11And we have to use this 496.

20:14Everyone has left the store, though.

20:15I don't want to steal.

20:16I don't want to lose my humanity.

20:18Okay, Jesus Christ.

20:19Okay.

20:19I guess we can go to self-checkout.

20:21We just need something that's 496.

20:23I don't have any money.

20:24I don't have any other money.

20:25I don't know.

20:25We could get, like, four light bulbs.

20:27That's too much.

20:28I'm sorry.

20:30I need you to help me.

20:32Okay, okay.

20:33$499, $499, $499.

20:35Maybe, like, the ELF eyebrow pencil.

20:38Oh, shit, it's $520.

20:40Oh, God, God, God.

20:42Hey, these handkerchiefs, they're two for $1.

20:45If we get a shit ton of handkerchiefs.

20:51Run.

20:51Run, spend it.

20:53Wait, I need the handkerchief.

20:55The handkerchief.

20:56The up-and-up line is quite affordable.

21:07A number of points just high enough not to throw them away for the both of you.

21:12Blue.

21:12Don't you come round here not having no prompt.

21:16And Ross.

21:17Shaw.

21:19Wow.

21:20See, if you don't use it.

21:21If you don't use it, it gets taken.

21:24And it's timeless and it'll never get old.

21:26Two bad boys fight over the cool last words before commercial break.

21:32She's gone.

21:34And they've taken off.

21:37But there's one thing they didn't count on that I...

21:39Me doing, uh, my thing.

21:43You all know.

21:44Because two hearts are connected.

21:47Me and hers.

21:49And their hearts are about to get broken.

21:52By me.

21:54By me.

21:56Yeah, broken into pieces.

21:58Because if you come for the king, you best not...

22:02Not try to kill him.

22:04Because there's only one king and he's alive and well.

22:06There's only one king.

22:07Because that's how kings work.

22:10Yeah, that is how kings work.

22:12If there's two kings, then there's two autonomous states.

22:15And there's only one state that we're in, here in Stamford, Connecticut.

22:22There's one king.

22:24Me.

22:25Stop.

22:28Yeah, 12 points exploding in the background for the both of you.

22:32Ross.

22:33Yeah.

22:33And Giovanni.

22:34Giovanni!

22:35Huh.

22:36This porno has some genuinely solid life lessons.

22:40Okay.

22:42Here we go again.

22:44It's happening for a second time!

22:46Miss Davis, um, I'm sorry.

22:48I was just here to fix the washing machine.

22:49I can take off.

22:50You're not going anywhere, little boy.

22:54I don't know if I should be here since your husband's not at home.

22:57But if I don't fix the washing machine, then someone could get stuck in there.

22:59That's true.

23:00Many children get stuck in washing machines when left unattended.

23:06A lot of household appliances are danger lurking within the family home.

23:10You should really check all your appliances at least once every two years, just to make

23:16sure that everything is working compatibly with the electronic grid in your household.

23:21My husband and I have been very, very happy with your work in the past.

23:26Well, is there anything else that you need worked on?

23:29I can be very, very handy.

23:34Well, I'm happy to do my work from here.

23:36Good.

23:37A good work ethic is a sure way to get far in this world.

23:41I completely agree.

23:43Every morning, I spend at least 30 minutes journaling.

23:47It's important to articulate what you want in life before you go out and attempt to achieve

23:51it.

23:51Small incremental steps for the great way to achieve big things.

23:56I journaled last night about your tiny, tiny little dick.

24:00Oh, you heard about that?

24:01Oh, gang, that was great.

24:07If only there was a sex-related number of points I could give you, but I don't think

24:10there is.

24:11Not a sex number.

24:12Four twigs?

24:14This is the last prompt of round two.

24:18Jivani.

24:19Jivani!

24:19And Lou.

24:20Don't you come round here not having no problem.

24:24You're singing it now!

24:26A doctor tells a patient what will happen once they're under anesthesia.

24:31What's going to happen is we're going to make a small incision in your wrist.

24:35We're going to connect the IV.

24:36That'll give you fluids during the procedure.

24:37Okay, yeah.

24:38And then we're going to administer anesthesia, which will knock you out and then also kind

24:43of shut down your nervous system's ability to kind of react.

24:48Okay.

24:49Then I'm going to get my little thingies in there.

24:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

24:55I mean, I could be more clinical about it, but I thought that you might appreciate it.

24:57Yeah, yeah, be more, be more clinical.

24:59Oh, okay.

24:59Be more, be more clinical.

25:00Yeah, okay.

25:01So we're going to make a three quarters incision.

25:03Okay.

25:03Kind of right around your abdomen.

25:04Okay.

25:05And then I'm going to take several tools and I'll insert them.

25:09These are my little thingies.

25:10We'll get in there.

25:11Oh!

25:11I don't know if I want to do this.

25:13What?

25:13I'm sorry.

25:14No, well, your appendix has burst, all right?

25:16We need to remove it.

25:17Otherwise, there's a chance of sepsis.

25:18Yeah.

25:19A lot of other things.

25:20Can I get somebody else who doesn't say little thingies?

25:22I'm a student doctor, but if you'd be willing to let me assist on the procedure,

25:27you'd at least have another set of eyes.

25:29Okay, I mean...

25:30Okay, I'm sorry.

25:30I've got to let my tootsies breathe.

25:34I gave you both 100 points during that.

25:36You didn't even feel it.

25:37Wow.

25:37It's over?

25:39That brings us to our third and final minigame.

25:42This is a little minigame that we like to call

25:44Who Are You Supposed to Be?

25:47How It Works as Players.

25:48I have here for you a trunk of costume pieces and props.

25:51I'm going to ask you to race over to this trunk,

25:54pick out whatever appeals to you,

25:56race back to your podium,

25:57and pitch me who you're supposed to be.

26:00Are we going to race?

26:01You're going to lightly jog.

26:02So I can't trip Ross.

26:05It's on your marks.

26:07Get set.

26:07Go.

26:10Nope.

26:10Oh, nope.

26:12I didn't have an idea.

26:14Oh, something's happening here.

26:16Ross.

26:17Technically, a country can't have more than one king at one time.

26:22It's just that one of them would be a pretender to the throne.

26:27Thanks, Ross.

26:28I'll give you points for that for sure.

26:30Giovanni looking disgusted.

26:32I don't know.

26:33I think I don't have an idea.

26:36Giovanni!

26:37I'm your worst nightmare.

26:41Why are you my worst nightmare, Giovanni?

26:43I don't know.

26:45There's so much pressure.

26:47Can I offer, if they were hot dog buns,

26:49it could be worst spelled W-U-R-S-T?

26:52Oh, that's good.

26:54I can't wait till this is over.

26:57Lou.

26:57Knife witch.

27:00I'm a witch with a knife.

27:03Ross.

27:04I've been here the whole time.

27:06Oh, that's just a mockery.

27:09I'm the mad god of my little personal favorite.

27:12Yeah, I'll say points.

27:16Giovanni.

27:17Hello, I'm Ariel's understudy.

27:21So fun swimming and such.

27:24I really hope we don't lose, Ariel.

27:27Lou.

27:28I've done the work.

27:28And now I understand

27:31that my daddy titties

27:33need to step up

27:36and be there for you.

27:38Play sure, do, Lou.

27:40Points.

27:41Ross.

27:42Steamboat Willie just entered the public domain.

27:45So now no one can stop me

27:46from me telling you

27:48how I think this country needs to go.

27:50Uh-oh.

27:53Giovanni.

27:54Well, there is the lamb

27:56that was slain for your name

28:00in the grace of the Lord.

28:05Did I cut you off too early?

28:06No.

28:07Is it over?

28:09Giovanni is in physical pain.

28:11Lou.

28:12Grandma Minion.

28:15Beedle Meemaw.

28:16How about that?

28:17How about that?

28:18Beedle Meemaw.

28:21You like your slap?

28:23Hey, man, you like that shit?

28:24What do you think, bro?

28:26Beedle Meemaw.

28:28You like this?

28:30You like that shit?

28:31You ready?

28:32I'm ready.

28:32Let's do it.

28:33Ross.

28:36Futures made of virtual insanity.

28:41Always here to...

28:45Wow.

28:46See, guys,

28:48Jamiroquai was a band.

28:51Lou, it's Beedle Meemaw again.

28:53This time she's a knifefish.

28:56It's a callback to earlier...

28:58Oh, my God.

28:59You never say it ago

29:00when I was Beedle Meemaw?

29:01Oh, at Ross' podium,

29:03it's Giovanni.

29:04I'm also Beedle Meemaw.

29:08I'm sorry.

29:08I'm your worst nightmare.

29:11All right, this has gone way off the rails.

29:13Come on, Beedle Meemaw,

29:14instant classic.

29:15Way off the rails.

29:16I had an idea,

29:17but a better one is sort of for me.

29:21Ross.

29:22You might assume from my attire here

29:24that I'm some sort of riverboat gambler,

29:27but you'll be wrong.

29:28I'm Beedle Meemaw.

29:29And that is a minigame.

29:37That brings us to round three,

29:40where our players will now hold hands

29:42and jump into the abyss together.

29:46Lou, don't you come around here

29:47not having no prompt.

29:49Ross.

29:49Yes, sir.

29:50And Giovanni.

29:51Giovanni.

29:51The wedding officiant has clearly hooked up

29:54with the bride and crew.

29:56What a beautiful day.

29:58Thank you so much for being a part of this.

30:00Yeah, I'm so honored that you would ask me.

30:03And I'm glad it's not weird.

30:06No, no, weird.

30:07It's not weird.

30:10Thank you, everyone,

30:11for being here

30:12at the wedding of Gail and Dim.

30:15This beautiful couple

30:16are so gorgeous

30:18together and apart.

30:20We're here to celebrate

30:23the love of these two

30:25creative,

30:26gorgeous,

30:27talented,

30:33generous

30:34people.

30:37Do you have the rings?

30:41Thanks, Dale.

30:43Repeat after me.

30:45I, Den.

30:46I, Den.

30:47Take you, Giovanni.

30:51Take you, Gail.

30:54Yeah, yeah, that's a...

30:55A kiss for luck.

30:59All right.

31:00I didn't forget about you.

31:03To be my lawfully wedded partner.

31:07To be my lawfully wedded partner.

31:08Forever and ever.

31:10Forever and ever.

31:12And to stay open to whatever.

31:13To stay open to whatever.

31:17May come our way.

31:19May come our way.

31:23Whatever may come.

31:25Let's say a more

31:27the merrier amount of points

31:28for the three of you.

31:29Which brings us to...

31:32Lou.

31:32Don't you come around here.

31:33Not having no prompt.

31:34And Ross.

31:35Yes, sir.

31:36Giovanni.

31:36Don't you come around here

31:37and I have no prompt.

31:38Hey!

31:39Watch it.

31:40A human transported

31:42to a magical realm

31:44thinks they stumbled

31:45upon a stupid Ren Faire.

31:47Welcome, welcome.

31:49Oh, shit.

31:49Greetings, traveler.

31:51Oh, shit.

31:53What's up, little dudes?

31:55No little dude am I,

31:56but rather Grimbyalax,

31:57the king of this forest.

31:59Oh, that's a fun name.

32:00Yeah.

32:00And I, of course,

32:02am Trebuchet.

32:04Okay.

32:05Maker of mischief.

32:06Hell yeah.

32:07Hell yeah.

32:08If Trebuchet does offer

32:09you a bargain,

32:10tread lightly, traveler.

32:11Tread lightly.

32:13Oh, shit.

32:14Okay, this is one of those

32:15ones that's super involved.

32:17I'm Henry.

32:19Henry of the Big Hog.

32:23Prophecies foretold

32:23that one would come

32:24with the largest hog

32:26ever known.

32:28Oh, yeah.

32:29All right, I don't really do that.

32:30Can I get, like, a turkey leg

32:32before we do all this shit, though?

32:33We know not of what you speak,

32:35traveler.

32:36We dine on toadstools

32:37and dewdrops.

32:39Okay, cute.

32:41Can I...

32:41Show us the hog!

32:43We need the hog to live!

32:46Oh, shit.

32:48Oh, man.

32:49A dragon's horde

32:51worth of points

32:51for the three of you,

32:52which brings us to

32:54the last prompt of our game.

32:56Say it isn't so.

32:58Be long.

32:59Lou,

33:00don't you come around here

33:01not having no prompt.

33:02Ross,

33:03don't you come around here

33:04not having no prompt.

33:06Giovanni.

33:07Cha!

33:08The Beastie Boys

33:09auction off

33:11a rare painting.

33:13Mm-hmm.

33:14All right,

33:14next on the docket,

33:15you know we're not kidding.

33:17Here comes the next thing,

33:18time to start the bidding.

33:20Everybody in the place

33:21stand up and holler.

33:23Hey, Sotheby's,

33:24this goes for $100.

33:25All right,

33:27I hear $100,

33:28a $200,

33:29three,

33:29somebody's gotta pay,

33:31it starts with an F,

33:32fee!

33:32I hear one,

33:34I hear two,

33:36do I hear a three

33:38from you?

33:39Sold to you

33:40on this very fine day,

33:42you know that this painting's

33:43by Claude Monet.

33:45Yeah,

33:45we're in the place

33:46about to get silly,

33:47a bunch of water

33:48and water lilies.

33:50Up next on the blocks

33:52from my man Basquiat,

33:53a painting so abstract

33:55it's gonna give you thoughts.

33:56Oh yeah,

33:57you like that Basquiat?

33:59Well,

33:59what you think

34:00of this melting clock?

34:01Told you twice

34:02if I told you once,

34:04our next painting

34:05comes from the Renaissance.

34:07We did already

34:08the water lilies,

34:10but this is Primavera

34:11by Botticelli.

34:12Yeah, boy,

34:16yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,

34:18Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,

34:20That's how we do it!

34:23Rest in peace, MCA!

34:25Three MCs

34:25and one point

34:26to each of you.

34:28That brings us

34:29to the end

34:29of our show.

34:31Our winner tonight,

34:35a three-way tie.

34:38What?

34:39All three of you

34:41are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ears.

34:46I wouldn't have it any other way.

34:47There is no deciding between these three powerhouses.

34:51That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.

34:53Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.

34:55I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.

34:58Good night.

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