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01:54I'm not a kid.
01:56No, you're not crossing lands on your own this time of night.
01:59I'm sorry, this is just how it is. I'm sorry.
02:06So, why are you with soldiers?
02:11Well, because sometimes with an oil spill there might be arguments.
02:24Thanks. Sorry about this.
02:37Can't be helped, I suppose. You have a bloody job.
02:40Sorry, man. When are you back?
02:42Oh, I can't tell our texture.
02:44Surgeon's about the party. Who's there? Climb Cleese, yeah?
02:47Yeah, and Stanley.
02:49Yeah, well he would be, wouldn't he?
02:51See ya.
02:55Sorry, the exit's a bit cross for me.
02:58You've broken so many rules.
03:00I know, and I want to say, um, I am sorry about Christmas.
03:05If you can't drink, don't.
03:07I checked.
03:09Apparently you're on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick.
03:12He was on a mission in Scotland, so he made his replacement.
03:16Is that what he says?
03:18Yup.
03:21What's the thing about Roger Trevithick? Did that come from HR?
03:38How should I know? General.
03:40Sergeant Shacker, welcome aboard.
03:42And you are?
03:44Oh, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, sir. I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:47Oh, the civilian. Read and assess.
03:49No, I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick. Did that come from HR?
03:52Look, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, does that surname make you French?
03:55Uh, yeah, on my father's side.
03:56Trivia.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:03Barclay.
04:04Oh.
04:06Hiya.
04:07Pierre Pinnett.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Um, replacing Roger Trevithick.
04:11Oh, my God, yeah.
04:12Okay.
04:13We arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time.
04:16From there we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
04:19The village is called Cala Escondida, designated prime location.
04:23There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start.
04:44Wow.
04:49Amazing, isn't it?
05:03Mind.
05:10The thing about Roger Trevithick.
05:12I replaced him only one time, back in 2020.
05:18His wife was having a baby.
05:19It was premature and he had to rush off.
05:21And I just happened to be there, so all I had to do was answer his phone,
05:24which didn't even ring, and so that was that.
05:25But then I went on file as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:29How was the baby?
05:30Yeah, the baby was fine.
05:31But the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR.
05:35Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:37I get, like, memos.
05:38I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan, and I'd email him.
05:40I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:43So?
05:44So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:47Oh, great team.
05:51Ten.
05:52You're ten.
05:53Don't talk to me.
05:54And I didn't show you anything.
05:55Yeah, but what do I do?
05:57I work in transport.
05:58I just booked the taxis.
06:00All troops, as of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:18Let's go!
06:19Two, three, one...
06:24All troops, as of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:29But no!
06:31Village evacuated.
06:35Border established at 10 kilometers, sir.
06:38This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:40The border established at 10 kilometers, sir. This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:44They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of, even in death.
07:14Decontamination in progress.
07:29Decontamination in progress.
07:34Decontamination in progress.
07:36Decontamination in progress.
07:43Colonel.
07:44General.
07:46Quite a sight, isn't it?
07:49Caught five kilometers off the coast.
07:52They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it.
07:55Hold it up.
07:56The monster from the deep.
07:58We saw it online, declared it a hoax, flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off, but it's quite defined.
08:09It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this.
08:13Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils, but we're better than that now.
08:18Let's say, uh, Homo aqua.
08:23We think their species branched off from tenospondyls, which means the correct name is Homo spondyl erectus.
08:29I say Homo aqua, because that's what it looks like.
08:33Do we have a sex?
08:35Difficult to say.
08:36The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca, which is found on both male and female.
08:41What about the neck?
08:43Was there a pearl?
08:46Plain and simple.
08:49Nothing artificial.
08:51Calcium carbonate.
08:5360% tarragonite, 40% calcite.
08:56Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place.
09:03Every time you find a creature like this, we find the pearl.
09:06It might be simple decoration.
09:07Mankind has formed pearls ever since God knows when, but every pearl gets analyzed and we found nothing.
09:13No technology, no inscription.
09:16But still, it doesn't signify a caste or a belief or identity.
09:22The pearl is always located at the base of the throat, actually embedded in the skin.
09:30We think it's placed there at birth.
09:33It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir, the use of pearls as jewelry.
09:39It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring, dissolved it in vinegar and drank it in front of Mark Antony.
09:47Could be useful to file that.
09:48Ready for the deep scan?
09:50Yes, sir.
09:52Yes, sir.
09:53Corporal Morgan, you can join the team here and liaise with Sergeant Brock.
09:55Thank you, Miss Soho. I think your team could stand out.
09:57Yes, sir.
09:58Rinald.
09:59Pack it out.
09:59Yes, Sergeant.
10:00Pass me that.
10:01Uh, bring in the, uh, case of death.
10:03Cheers, mate.
10:04Can we have a nap?
10:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:08No, no, no, no, no.
10:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:16Charge him up.
10:46Copy, sir.
10:48You are.
10:49Cheers.
10:58I just wonder what they're doing here.
11:00I mean, it's a pond.
11:01The Mediterranean.
11:02It's got no depth.
11:04January 2020, there was an avalanche, underwater, lasting two days, off the west coast of Africa, spreading over 1,200 kilometers.
11:12Massive event.
11:14All hidden under the sea.
11:16You think it was them?
11:17Seven communications cables.
11:19Which I think is significant.
11:23They're waking up.
11:25Now the world is two-thirds water.
11:28It's us against them.
11:29Well, I think they heard that.
11:47What was that, sir?
11:48A translation pulse.
11:51We said hello.
11:52We said hello.
11:53Can we use our phones yet?
11:54No.
11:55Can we use our phones yet?
11:56No.
11:57Can we use our phones yet?
11:58No.
11:59Can we use our phones yet?
12:00No.
12:01Can we use our phones yet?
12:02No.
12:03Can we use our phones yet?
12:04No.
12:05Can we use our phones yet?
12:06No.
12:07Can we use our phones yet?
12:08No.
12:10Can we use our phones?
12:11No.
12:12Can we use our phones?
12:13No.
12:14Can we use our phones yet?
12:15No.
12:21Well, can we use our phones yet?
12:22Can we use our phones yet?
12:23No.
12:45No, no, no, it's a true story. That's why people die.
12:48Most common domestic accident, they fall downstairs, break their necks.
12:51So what are you supposed to do?
12:53Well, you go like this. As you fall, you starfish, yeah?
12:56It jams you into the stairwell, you stop falling.
12:58But who is going to remember that? You're falling.
13:00You don't think, what do I do? What kind of fish?
13:04That's the point. No one remembers. So you die.
13:15Anyway, right, do you take sugar?
13:21No, thanks.
13:23Whoa. What the?
13:25What? What's all this?
13:27What's wrong? Muddy boots?
13:28Something's leaking bloody out.
13:29Careful. Is it chemicals?
13:31Whoa.
13:32What is it?
13:36I don't know.
13:39I don't know.
13:45I don't know. Hold on to me.
13:50Come on.
13:51Yes.
13:52I can't.
13:53Yes, I can't.
13:53Hold on.
13:54Jesus.
13:56We need help.
13:58We need help.
14:08Please.
14:09Please.
14:15What's happened?
14:37We have to decontaminate, sir.
14:38But tell me what's happened.
14:39I'm sorry, sir. You'll be able to see once you decontaminate.
14:41Captain, tell me what's happened!
14:42They've gone, sir.
14:43What do you mean?
14:46Everything's gone.
14:50Who is on duty?
14:59Corporal Morgan and Private Abdullah.
15:00Then where are they?
15:01Then where's that thing?
15:03We were just seconds away.
15:05They can't have got far.
15:06Hold on.
15:18Keep the area clear.
15:19But they've stripped the place spare.
15:21Where did everything go?
15:22Who was on duty?
15:23Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
15:26We can search the village, sir.
15:30Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report.
15:34Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
16:02Officer, what's that?
16:08Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
16:09Corporal Morgan, I'm not sure you are.
16:09I'm not sure I'm not sure you are.
16:10Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:14What is that?
16:15Huh?
16:17What do you say?
16:19I'm not sure you are.
16:20I don't know.
16:21What's that?
16:22What do you say?
16:23You're not sure you are.
16:24I don't know.
16:24I don't know.
16:25What do you say?
16:26¿You are.
16:26I don't know.
16:27Huh? What are you, sir?
16:49It was 28.
16:53I wanted to say sorry. You had to see that.
16:56You got the wrong one.
16:57That was your first death. I'm sorry.
17:00No. I'm here by mistake, okay?
17:03I haven't got clearance. I'm grade 10.
17:06I've worked in transport. I'm a clerk.
17:09You were meant to have Roger Chubivik, right?
17:11I've just ended up here by mistake. I shouldn't be here.
17:15Are you saying you're here by accident?
17:20Yes, sir.
17:20And that, I suspect, is how history is made.
17:28One great big chain of mistakes.
17:31But still, the unit protocol states,
17:35at times of historical or cultural or political impact,
17:38a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness.
17:42And they could not be more civilian than you.
17:48Too late to turn back now, Barclay.
17:52Welcome aboard.
17:58Typical military intelligence.
18:00I got a first-class degree and did intensive training at St. Andrews for three years to get here.
18:05You blundered in by mistake.
18:10Yeah.
18:13I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries.
18:17But I met the doctor once.
18:21No way.
18:22Last year in the tower he said hello and then he let off he went.
18:29What was he like?
18:34Just like, he's vivid.
18:37You know?
18:41It's just this tiny little moment, but
18:43I think about it every second of every day.
18:52That creature, what was it?
18:59The Unified Intelligence Task Force was
19:02created to deal with alien lifeforms, but
19:06this species is an alien.
19:09They're from Earth.
19:10They were here before us.
19:14What did they die out?
19:17They hibernated
19:18underground.
19:19And this was when the Earth was
19:21young, because the planet reformed around them
19:24and sealed them in.
19:25Sometimes proof is found, and
19:27we hide it.
19:30What for?
19:32Think about it.
19:35They were here first,
19:36millions of years ago,
19:38so the planet belongs to them.
19:41Technically, we inherited
19:42their world, but
19:43if they're not dead,
19:48what if they want it back?
19:49What if they want it back?
19:52Post-6-18!
19:54We're at 9!
19:54We have a lifeform!
19:57Let's go!
20:09Go, please, please!
20:12Go, please, please!
20:14Go, please!
20:15Go, please!
20:16Go, please, go!
20:17Go, please, go!
20:18Go, please!
20:18Go, please!
20:19Go, please, go, please!
20:20Go, please!
20:21Go, please, go, please!
20:22Go, please, go, please!
20:23What's that?
20:24What's that?
20:24What's that for?
20:25You're the civilian witness.
20:26You record everything.
20:27That could be our testimony if we get killed.
20:28If we get, if we get what?
20:29If we get, if we get we're out of the room,
20:33We're all out of the unit.
20:37To your come panel.
20:38Take these two.
20:39And my command, arms down.
20:57How are we on translation?
21:00Aligned and running.
21:02Three, two, one.
21:04Ready to calibrate, sir.
21:05As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound.
21:09Running translation, sir.
21:33We are calibrated, sir.
21:35Ready to go.
21:36My name is General Austin Pierce.
21:50I represent the Unified Military Task Force of the Combined Nations of the Dry Lands of Earth.
21:56And I welcome you into diplomatic control.
21:58Concord is a big concept.
22:06Sorry, can we think of another word, please?
22:07Meeting.
22:10I welcome you into this diplomatic meeting.
22:13You killed us.
22:25Oh, God.
22:26Oh, no.
22:27You then took two lives.
22:31And now, I suggest we start.
22:34Agreed.
22:48I hope we can meet in peace.
22:54Agreed.
22:55And learn from each other.
22:59Agreed.
23:00And work to forge a friendship between the land and the sea.
23:10Is that agreed?
23:11Agreed.
23:12I hope that.
23:19But...
23:20We do not agree.
23:33We do not agree with...
23:38We would talk to all your animals.
23:42Humans.
23:43We would talk to all humanity.
23:48No, sorry, sir.
23:50It's...
23:51It's not wood in the conditional tense, sir.
23:53It's...
23:54We all talk.
23:56All.
23:57All of us.
24:00Oh, my God.
24:03It means all of them.
24:06Repeat the declaration of peace.
24:13Yeah, I know.
24:18I say again...
24:21We come...
24:25in peace.
24:26We all talk is a layered statement.
24:49There's another concept embedded.
24:51Could you say it again, please?
24:52Don't refer to them as male.
24:54I ask you to...
24:56Repeat your previous statement.
24:58For translation.
25:05We are talking to the whole world.
25:08We are talking to the whole world.
25:11Right now.
25:13Present tense.
25:15What do they mean?
25:16In what way?
25:17In what way?
25:26It's happening all over the world.
25:39It's happening all over the world.
25:39All over the world.
26:07Humanity reacts to the simple fact
26:09the species that came before us
26:11has woken up.
26:12of the country's universe.
26:14We are talking to the whole world.
26:16We are talking to the whole world.
26:17Hey.
26:17Hey.
26:18Hey.
26:19Hey.
26:20The United States will be the land of the United States of the United States.
26:24Any of those who claim to have the rights of the United States,
26:27will be considered as a war.
26:29And the president has called for a new age of cooperation.
26:52It's being called H2O diplomacy.
26:59It's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:09It's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:19The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here on the banks of the Thames inside Imperial House behind me.
27:44That's the construction that's being called the waterway.
27:48It's a specific demand from Homo Aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
27:53Some say it's a symbol of peace.
27:55Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th and I don't know yet about the 31sts.
28:00Bloody hell, you can't do that. That job of yours is useless.
28:04Kirby?
28:05Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
28:08Is that a problem, Kirby?
28:10No.
28:11What about me? I've got plans.
28:13Yeah, so anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. I hope that's okay.
28:17What do you mean?
28:18Like I said.
28:19You did not. Where's that from?
28:21Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
28:23Well, if I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
28:26Oh, that's nice.
28:27Well, you can get some extra cooks in now. We're out with the business.
28:30Funny thing is, with these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the old days.
28:35Well, you can't say sea devils. They're called homospondils.
28:39All right, don't laugh. Don't laugh because homo doesn't mean gay.
28:43It does if you're my age.
28:44So, homo aqua's gay water?
28:46That's them. The gay waters.
28:48That's what you've been drinking, Kirby. Too much gay water.
28:51Shut up.
28:53So, what's this promotion then? What are you doing?
28:56It's just, you know, just more admin.
29:09General Austin Pearse in Grid B2, seat 1. Morning, everyone.
29:25Very good morning to you, General Pearse. And to everyone, for the record and for history,
29:30my name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, commander-in-chief of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce.
29:34Task Force. UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above and
29:38outside all countries, borders, governments and oceans of the world. We
29:43represent humanity but today we represent all life on Earth and I hope
29:49this will be the start of a great endeavor to find peace between all of
29:53our kindred species. To begin the formal proceedings confirm Downing Street online.
29:58Good morning Prime Minister. Morning Kate. Extraordinary days, spent a long time
30:04working hard to get the people's vote, now we've got new people. White House
30:09online. Confirmed. All of the people Beijing. Confirmed. National Congress of
30:15Brazil. Confirmed. We have all 195 nations ma'am. And do we have the ambassador?
30:20Approaching now. Apparently he had the lobster Thermador last night against our
30:26advice. Let's hope that's not a major crime down below. Thank you Mrs. Bingham.
30:30Let's concentrate. Eyes on the task. Pardon me ma'am. General. Good to see you sir. Very
30:37special day. Absolutely. Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway? Are you ready to go?
30:43Stress is holding. Seals checked and secured. A16 has been fixed. You know the only way to see if this works is to do it.
30:51You've got quite a throat. All under control. Ma'am, we have a press drone. Ready for that. Take them out.
30:58What was that? Paparazzi drone. Did they see us? What way glass? Don't you read anything? My family don't know where I am.
31:09That flip. Thanks to you. I'm not even allowed in this room. Very well done.
31:16I... That's Roger Trevetic.
31:20Prepare tank activation.
31:22Positions and good luck to us all.
31:24Confirm the perimeter is now secure ma'am. All stations at gold standard.
31:27Thank you if you could not interrupt.
31:30We have all comms focused and recording backups online. Good, good. Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
31:36Initiate tank activation. And flood the tank.
31:42Open seals one, two, three.
31:45Open seals four, five.
31:56Take it up to 100 psi.
31:58Open seals six, seven, eight.
32:06Well compromised!
32:07Move the error!
32:08Section 45, compromised. System compromised.
32:11Emergency teams.
32:12Five, eight, five!
32:18Get out!
32:19Volume stable, water filtered, and purity at 98%.
32:36940,000 liters. Well done, Mrs. Bingham.
32:39Thank you, ma'am.
32:41Now, are we ready?
32:43Let's welcome our guests. Open water lock one.
32:46Looks like we have six life forms.
32:58And a seventh.
32:59Four homospondyl erectus.
33:01A.k.a. a homo aqua.
33:03Two of an unknown life form.
33:05One of a second unknown.
33:07Three different life forms in total.
33:10General peers to all troops.
33:12Red status.
33:13Confirmed.
33:14Red status.
33:21And here they come.
33:44Two unknown life forms entering.
33:46A.k.a.
33:47It's just...
33:50It's just...
34:09What do we say?
34:14I'd call them Pisces Morpha Grandis.
34:17Welcome to Pisces Morpha Grandis.
34:20Does that mean big fish?
34:21Yup.
34:22Focus.
34:32That's the signal for the airlock.
34:34Third life form approaching.
34:39Ma'am, we don't know what that third life form is.
34:41Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel.
34:44Open the doors.
34:46Activating airlock pumps.
34:50Airlock at core capacity.
34:57Decontamination in progress.
35:02We're at best.
35:03We're at best.
35:09In the future.
35:10Yes, sir.
35:13We're going to destroy Robert.
35:16We're at best.
35:18In the future.
35:19In the future.
35:20In between.
35:21I'd say homomorphosapiens
35:50or to simplify
35:52homomorphosapiens
35:53amazing
35:57they killed two of us
36:00remember
36:01we killed them
36:03that's all this is for
36:04to bring peace
36:05ready with translations
36:08I'm running
36:10ready to go
36:10Sir Jonathan
36:12good luck
36:14I bid you welcome
36:22on behalf of the human race
36:25I stand here as
36:31we do not need translation
36:32did we learn their language?
36:35no we did not
36:36save the comments
36:37well your
36:39your English is excellent
36:41I'll play it old man
36:53I bring you greetings
36:55from the United Nations
36:56of this world
36:57that we call Earth
36:58it's a symbolic title
37:00of Indo-European origin
37:01that bears no disrespect
37:03to the oceans
37:04seas
37:05lakes
37:06rivers
37:06and waterways
37:07around us
37:07and I bring you
37:09a gift
37:10rhododendron
37:13nivale
37:13the dwarf
37:14snow
37:15rhododendron
37:16a flower that grows
37:19at the highest point
37:19on planet Earth
37:20on the slopes
37:21of Mount Everest
37:22four miles
37:23above sea level
37:24perhaps never seen
37:25by your kind
37:26now it carries
37:27a scent
37:27or a flavour
37:30an essence
37:31that you will have
37:32never known before
37:33would you
37:34this is given
37:44with respect
37:45and the hope
37:47of peace
37:47between our species
37:50we have a gift
37:55for you
37:55my children
37:58my children
38:09should have been born
38:10at the turn
38:11of the third cold current
38:13but they choked
38:15on your oil
38:17and poison
38:18and excrement
38:21skip to 16
38:22so Jonathan
38:22go to 16
38:23paragraph 10
38:24I must state
38:28with vigour
38:29that we
38:30we recognise
38:31the problem
38:32our solutions
38:32are remarkable
38:33we do not know you
38:34well I
38:36I am
38:38ambassador
38:38Sir Jonathan Hines
38:40you are not known
38:41to us
38:42we would speak
38:45with him
38:47me
38:53who the hell
38:55is he
38:56he's
38:57nothing
38:58he's no one
38:59he's part of the team
39:01he's the witness
39:01he's the mistake
39:03he was there by mistake
39:04give me intel on him
39:05now
39:06yes ma'am
39:06no
39:07sorry
39:08no no
39:09you
39:11you got the wrong man
39:12you showed respect
39:13er
39:23no
39:25that's just
39:26that's just a thing
39:26you respected
39:28our fallen kin
39:30when no others did
39:31what are they
39:32Christians now
39:33someone tell me
39:34what's going on
39:35I'm not even religious
39:36I don't know
39:37but we saw your kindness
39:39and we see you
39:43will you stand
39:47as ambassador
39:48and talk
39:50on behalf
39:50of the entire
39:51human race
39:52ok
39:57bye
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