Brian Williams Should Replace Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is retiring and Brian Williams is suspended. We think Brian Williams Should Replace Jon Stewart as host of The Daily Show.

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00:00The most trusted name in news is leaving his anchor desk.

00:04A little to the right.

00:06What is this fluid?

00:10What are these feelings?

00:12But who could possibly replace Jon Stewart?

00:15Okay, back to the left.

00:17The Daily Show with Brian Williams.

00:19Hey, it could be the worst idea I've ever had.

00:21Or just the third worst.

00:23But think about it.

00:23They've got a lot in common.

00:25I mean, Jon Rapps.

00:26Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy.

00:29Working at a factory all day, building Chevy.

00:31Brian can rap.

00:32With so much drama in the LBC, it's kind of hard being Snoop the old double G.

00:37Jon exaggerates.

00:38A fastidious pigeon-worshipping felt tyrant whose draconian Sharia law allows for neither loud noise nor rubber duckies.

00:45Brian exaggerates, too.

00:48Jon's leaving his job.

00:49In my heart, I know it is time for someone else to have that opportunity.

00:53And Brian?

00:54Brian Williams has now been suspended as managing editor and anchor of the NBC Nightly News.

00:59Hey, he's got a lot of free time on his hands.