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12:29I have just bened, I have just been told
12:31I have just I have just been told
12:36Mr. President
12:50I've discovered something that will forever change
12:55The fate of the South
13:06Anyone else who would have seen this
13:10Would have thought these guys were thieves
13:12But I could feel in my gut
13:15There was something else
13:16We're lucky
13:18We were able to find these recordings
13:20I analyzed them closely
13:24And found out something quite surprising
13:26I realized that the two of them
13:29Never even entered the dumpster
13:30It's hard to believe, I know
13:33But it's true
13:35And that's when my intuition kicked in, you know
13:38I found footage of them in Sicily
13:39Entering the dumpster
13:40And staying in there for several hours
13:42Look
13:42Hand me that
13:43It's written here
13:44Here
13:44Look
13:45This is how long they stayed in the dumpster
13:47Doing what?
13:48Talking?
13:48Talking in the dumpster
13:49Having dinner
13:50And now
13:53The smoking gun
13:54They both
13:59Disappear in Sicily
14:01And appear in Milan
14:03Practically at the same time
14:08Which means
14:09There are four thieves
14:10And they all look very similar
14:13No
14:15Oh, well, I don't know that
14:18Uh, Mr. President
14:20Basically, we are dealing with
14:22A magical portal
14:26No
14:26That they have been hiding
14:29Who knows where
14:30And he's transporting
14:31Thousands of citizens
14:32From the south to the north
14:33And the north to the south
14:34But this is an amazing discovery
14:36Where can I find these two guys?
14:39I wasn't able to track them down
14:41In Sicily
14:41But in Milan
14:42I followed their trail
14:44When they first came out
14:45Of the dumpster
14:46As I said
14:47And narrowed down their location
14:49To this area
14:50The water canals
14:55Now take a look at this guy
14:59He's a true servant of the state
15:00A hero
15:01A man who's devoted to his work
15:03And takes his job seriously
15:04That could have been us
15:05If only we
15:06We hadn't gone into politics
15:07Our world needs more men
15:09Just like him, right?
15:11And more dynamite
15:12To blow up the truth
15:13I cannot believe
15:13That we've been hiding
15:14Someone with your capacities
15:15Why would we lock you up
15:17In a basement?
15:17Mr. President
15:18I know you're not
15:19Like everyone else around here
15:20It's safe to tell you
15:22What I know
15:22You see
15:25Over the years
15:26I've
15:26Discovered some sad truths
15:28Oh, really?
15:34The evidence I found
15:36Proves that
15:36The abduction of our ex-prime minister
15:39The bombings of the mafia
15:40The prison escapes
15:42Of several Sicilian mobsters
15:44And their fugitive life
15:45And dozens of other
15:46Unresolved mysteries
15:47Well, every single time
15:49The state seems to be
15:51Behind it all
15:52And if I may
15:55I can prove
15:56Every single thing to you
15:57Please
15:59Send him back to the basement
16:01Immediately
16:02Lock him up
16:03And seal the door closed
16:04Forever
16:05We'll keep these
16:07For now, okay?
16:13President
16:13Why's this stuff
16:17Still hanging around, huh?
16:18What are you supposed
16:19To be in charge of?
16:20Corrupted services, yeah
16:21Who's corrupting
16:21Those services?
16:22The powerful
16:23The powerful
16:23Which means us
16:24Now I have to create
16:26A ministry of corrupted services
16:28Am I right?
16:28Yeah, we could do that
16:29Let's do it then
16:29Let's do it
16:30That'll fix most of our problems
16:31Get the hell out!
16:36Trial
16:37Please
16:37Please, not one country
16:39In the world
16:40Can survive without
16:40A much poorer south
16:41Yes!
16:43Can you see our country
16:43Having equal opportunities
16:44For everyone?
16:45No, absolutely not
16:46No, no, no, no
16:47Go find these dumpsters
16:48And blow them up
16:51The neighbors finally answered
17:02But apparently
17:03They haven't seen her yet
17:04What?
17:04They haven't seen her?
17:05No, they haven't
17:06But they did see her
17:07This morning, though
17:08Well, if they saw her
17:09This morning
17:09She's probably not that far
17:10But we saw her
17:11This morning, too
17:12It doesn't mean anything
17:12Yeah, that's true
17:13How can I be
17:15With a man like that?
17:21Hey, we got some news
17:22A friend
17:23A friend of mine
17:24Said he saw her
17:24On the road
17:25To the fish factory
17:26Okay, but was she alright?
17:27I don't know
17:27I didn't see her
17:28Carmelo, why did you say
17:29You saw her
17:30If you actually
17:30Haven't seen her?
17:31But let the man speak
17:32You stay out of this
17:34I don't need a lawyer
17:35A friend said he saw her
17:36Walking up the road
17:37Heading to the fish factory
17:38Where they hid
17:39That magical dumpster
17:40That brings you to Milan
17:42Come on, let's go
17:44The city where it always rains
17:48And there's fog
17:49Where everyone's rude
17:51And doesn't greet you
17:53On the street
17:53With all due respect to you
17:55Claudia, as a Milanese
17:56I don't think you get it
17:57Yes, yes, yes, all right
17:59We have to act fast
18:00We haven't made any progress
18:01This morning
18:02We're gonna move on
18:03You morons
18:05Check every single canal
18:06Even those up north
18:08Did you give a message?
18:09No
18:09I'm going to
18:09Okay
18:10No, no, no, no, no, no, darling
18:12No, no, I can't
18:13Not tonight
18:14I can't come over
18:15I have to go home to my wife
18:17I'm in a meeting right now
18:19With you and who?
18:22Yes
18:22Okay
18:23I'll call you later
18:24I'll call you later
18:25Obviously, yes
18:26My love
18:26See you
18:27Darling, I told you that
18:34Minister, there's a bunch of southerners
18:41Probably heading back
18:42What should we do with them?
18:44I can't believe my ears
18:45Any news yet?
18:46Did I find something?
18:46Mr. President
18:47A bunch of southerners
18:48Are probably heading back
18:49What should we do?
18:53Follow the group
18:53What else should we do?
18:54Follow them
18:57Guys, we're entering the building
19:00Oh, it's about time
19:18Finally you're here
19:19This is so exciting
19:20Goodness gracious
19:20Oh, wow
19:21Hey, hey
19:22Did you know I own the apartment upstairs?
19:23It's mine
19:24I own it
19:25Arrest her
19:26Arrest me?
19:27How's that?
19:27Guys, I'm the owner
19:28I own this place
19:29Stop, police
19:30Hurry, quick
19:32Stop
19:34Get out
19:35Get out
19:37Now
19:38Hurry
19:38Central control
19:42The dumpster smells of tangerine and cinnamon
19:43What should I do?
19:45Yes, sir
19:46Hurry
19:47Everyone step back
20:01Oh, I don't get it
20:02Get out
20:03I don't get out
20:04HeĐșох
20:04He words
20:06Come on
20:06Toledo
20:06Go
20:06Come on
20:09Get on
20:17Got Alzheimer
20:18Get out
20:18Get home
20:18Hit
20:19Get on
20:19Get down
20:19Have you seen my little girl?
20:30Aurora?
20:31Excuse me.
20:32Aurora.
20:33Have you seen my little girl?
20:35Excuse me.
20:35Aurora.
20:46Aurora.
20:47I need to get through.
20:48Aurora.
20:48I'm looking for my daughter.
20:50She's probably somewhere around here.
20:51Aurora.
20:52Aurora, sweetheart.
20:53Aurora.
20:54Sweetie.
20:54Aurora.
20:54Sweetie.
20:55Aurora.
20:56Look.
20:57Our baby's doll.
21:01So what should we do?
21:03Follow me.
21:04Aurora.
21:06Go.
21:07Go.
21:07Go.
21:08Go.
21:08Go.
21:08Go.
21:08Go.
21:09Go.
21:09Go.
21:09Go.
21:09Go.
21:09Go.
21:09Go.
21:09Go.
21:09Go.
21:10Go.
21:10Go.
21:11Go.
21:11Go.
21:11Go.
21:12Go.
21:12Go.
21:13Go.
21:13Go.
21:13Go.
21:14Go.
21:14Go.
21:15Go.
21:15Go.
21:16Go.
21:16Go.
21:17Go.
21:17Go.
21:18Go.
21:18Go.
21:24Us first.
21:25Us first because we're men.
21:26And men always go first.
21:27Go.
21:28Go.
21:28Okay.
21:28We get it now.
21:29Go.
21:30Hurdle.
21:31Go.
21:31Okay.
21:31Now your turn.
21:32Women go second.
21:33What are they doing?
21:58Are they getting into the dumpster?
22:00Wait, I'm not in yet.
22:03How dare they say we never do anything for the South?
22:23Cheers to us and to hundreds of other terms like this one!
22:27Who's hand is this?
22:33Who's do you think?
22:34It's mine.
22:34Oh, sorry.
22:35Where the hell are we?
22:45Mommy!
23:07Mommy!
23:08Daddy!
23:09Sweetheart!
23:10I missed you so much!
23:14So did I, Mom.
23:15I missed you a whole lot.
23:16Daddy, I wanted to go to Milan to speak to your director so he'll hire you again.
23:28I'm really sorry.
23:29Sweetheart.
23:30It's okay.
23:31You guys.
23:32Where are we?
23:33What is this place?
23:34The small seaside community, better known for its sandy beaches and carefree lifestyle, has
23:43been hit by tragedy.
23:45What are your thoughts on what has happened?
23:46They were murdered.
23:47What else can we say?
23:48Assassins!
23:49There was no need to do that.
23:50Yeah.
23:51A lot of people like myself and those who are dead use that portal every evening to go home
23:52and have dinner with our families.
23:53But now what?
23:54Why did the government not want us to use it?
23:55Did the government really have to ruin everything?
23:56So no one could have ever imagined the existence of a portal that could unite the
23:57citizens of the world.
23:58The small seaside community, better known for its sandy beaches and carefree lifestyle,
23:59has been hit by tragedy.
24:00What are your thoughts on what has happened?
24:01They were murdered.
24:02What else can we say?
24:03Assassins!
24:04There was no need to do that.
24:05Yeah.
24:06A lot of people like myself and those who are dead use that portal every evening to go home and
24:09have dinner with our families.
24:10But now what?
24:11Why did the government not want us to use it?
24:13Did the government really have to ruin everything?
24:15So no one could have ever imagined the existence of a portal that could unite the south and
24:20the north.
24:21Now that portal has been destroyed.
24:23And with it, several lives have been lost.
24:25Indeed, authorities have confirmed.
24:27At the time of the explosion, two families were inside the so-called magical dumpster.
24:32Among the victims is a young girl, said to be the daughter of one of the couples.
24:37This might not be the best moment for another question, yet we all wonder, could we have
24:42avoided such a tragedy?
24:44Whatever, who cares?
24:47Just a handful fewer southerners.
24:57I don't know.
25:27I don't know.
25:57You've always pretended to back me up, even though you've always agreed with your father.
26:02And speaking of leaving places...
26:05Yeah.
26:05Why is that Gugu still in our lives?
26:07Oh my goodness, you two are crazy.
26:09Us two?
26:10Not just crazy, but also jealous. Admit it, you're jealous. Admit it.
26:14As if I'd be jealous of Gugu.
26:15Yes, you are. If you weren't, then...
26:18Okay, sure, I'm jealous of Gugu.
26:19Is that why you got yourself a lover, then?
26:21There is no lover.
26:23So what's with that horrendous cherry perfume you always have on?
26:26Enough already. I'll say this once and for all.
26:29It's lavender and white musk.
26:30You need a nose for things in life.
26:32Real lavender does not smell like that.
26:34Cutie, no, don't do that.
26:48Cutie, no, don't do that.
26:50My little angel. Santa Claus doesn't grant those kinds of wishes.
26:54And me and your dad, we love each other.
26:56Look.
26:58We're happy, and so are your aunt and uncle.
27:05Sweetheart.
27:07Come here.
27:09You idiot.
27:10Come on, let's make up.
27:11How could you resist that little wink, huh?
27:13Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
27:15But I didn't realize Gugu annoyed you so much.
27:17That Guglielmo, sorry, I meant Guglielmo.
27:20But promise me you'll never spy on me again.
27:23Scout's a honor, I swear.
27:24Honey, you never were a boy scout, huh?
27:27But I swear my word still counts.
27:32Please try to remember there's a child here.
27:36Pal, you were right.
27:37It's lavender and white musk.
27:39Oh, finally, finally.
27:41I told you so.
27:42I can't believe you didn't notice earlier.
27:44No, but what matters is that you don't use it for other women.
27:46So you're jealous, too, huh?
27:47I've never tried on musk or lavender.
27:49So you use it for me?
27:50Mwah.
27:52Aw.
27:52You get a kiss, too.
27:53You're right.
27:54It's lavender and white musk indeed.
27:57That's your uncle for you.
27:58He's crazy, right?
27:59Finally, we're all together again.
28:01Reunited together forever and ever.
28:03So much.
28:04Yes, sweetie.
28:05Forever and ever.
28:06Until we get old.
28:07See that.
28:07Forget who we are.
28:08We're still watching.
28:09Where are you going, huh?
28:11What did you find?
28:12Look, I found it.
28:20My drawing.
28:21The one I made for Santa Claus.
28:23What?
28:23This is amazing.
28:25It is.
28:25It's your drawing.
28:26Whoa.
28:26Whoa.
28:26Whoa.
28:26Whoa.
28:28Whoa.
28:29Whoa.
28:29Whoa.
28:30Whoa.
28:30Whoa.
28:31Whoa.
28:31Whoa.
28:32Whoa.
28:32Whoa.
28:33Whoa.
28:33Whoa.
28:34Whoa.
28:35Whoa.
28:36Whoa.
28:37Whoa.
28:38Whoa.
28:39Whoa.
28:40Whoa.
28:41Whoa.
28:42Whoa.
29:11Whoa.
29:11Lizzie, lift me up.
29:14Follow me this way. I might have the perfect solution for you.
29:18Look at this. These cabinets.
29:20They might be the perfect fit for the empty space in your house.
29:22We could...
29:23Hello. Sorry.
29:29Hello.
29:30Come on, let's go.
29:31Uh, what? Where?
29:33Where?
29:35Okay, let's go, sweetheart.
29:36Don't mind us.
29:38So they're not actually dead.
29:42Those cabinets are incredible. They're very spacious and convenient.
29:46Hey, ladies.
29:47Yeah.
29:48You do realize that this is Aurora's drawing, right?
29:50Of course we realize it, Valentino.
29:52We can't let the government win.
29:55No, we won't.
29:57Dear Sicilians and the South,
30:01I have come here to inform you that, unfortunately, we have to destroy the magic portals.
30:07Since several citizens have noted very dangerous side effects for their health.
30:16Nonetheless, those portals have helped us discover
30:18that we should no longer consider some citizens as being better than others.
30:24And it's precisely for this reason that I solemnly pledge and promise you
30:29to get rid of any differences between North and South.
30:36Thank you, and Merry Christmas.
30:43I'm always so hungry after a good speech,
30:45especially when lots of people show up, like today.
30:47It's so much pressure.
30:48Imagine you say the wrong thing.
30:53Let's get out of here.
30:54What?
31:05We have to start all over?
31:07I thought we blew up the dumpsters.
31:09I thought so, too, Mr. President.
31:12Summon the ministers for an emergency meeting right now.
31:14President, I don't think it's a good time.
31:16It's game night.
31:16Who cares about their game night?
31:17Call all of them now.
31:18Do it immediately.
31:22Police!
31:23Go, go, go!
31:24What?
31:25Check everywhere!
31:29Clear, clear!
31:33Check every single room!
31:35Nothing here!
31:36All clear!
31:38Nothing here either!
31:43Affirmative, we're inside.
31:46Negative, Mr. President.
31:47There's nothing.
31:49The house is clear.
31:50Let's go!
31:50Hey, Merry Christmas, guys, huh?
31:55See you later.
31:59The door!
32:04We could give them keys, since they come three times a day now.
32:07Yeah, I guess we could.
32:08Sweetheart, you weren't even scared.
32:09So, how's it going, huh?
32:12Hey!
32:13These drawings are great.
32:14Good job.
32:15Beautiful, sweetie.
32:16Hey, Uncle, Daddy, what do you think of a bookcase?
32:20Brilliant!
32:20A bookcase is an amazing idea.
32:22Brilliant, sweetie.
32:23And a mirror that rotates?
32:24Yes, awesome.
32:25Great idea.
32:26A rotating mirror would be perfect.
32:27And a storage bench.
32:29Another beautiful idea.
32:30Good job.
32:30And what about a newsstand?
32:32Yes, yes.
32:33And a manhole.
32:34Oh, and a breakfast nook, huh?
32:35And what about a bathroom closet?
32:37And a wardrobe.
32:38Yeah, I've got an idea.
32:40An outdoor electrical enclosure.
32:42Brilliant!
32:42Not bad, huh?
32:43Draw an outdoor electrical enclosure.
32:45Oh, my God.
32:49Here.
32:51I'm going to have a little bag, okay?
32:53A bag of almonds for the nice lady coming right up.
32:56Here you go.
32:56These scoops, right?
32:58All farm to table.
32:59Love it.
33:01Here's your bag.
33:04Thanks.
33:08Guys, I'm back now.
33:12Mommy, you're here!
33:13Yeah.
33:14I'm always just asleep.
33:16Time for dinner.
33:18Yeah, I'm starving.
33:21Hi, everyone.
33:22How are you?
33:24How are you?
33:25How are you?
33:26Happy to be here over here.
33:27Yes.
33:37Okay.
33:38Bye.
33:38Bye.
33:39Bye.
33:40Bye.
33:41Bye.
33:43Bye.
33:43Bye.
33:44Guys, the break is over. It's time to head north.
34:00Already, I'm happy here.
34:02Let's go.
34:03All right.
34:14Mr. President, this one is broken.
34:21Mr. President, this one isn't working either.
34:23There's probably a switch or a button somewhere that you press for it to work.
34:26Keep looking, okay?
34:27Or a lever, a power outlet, or a coin slot or something.
34:30We'll pay if we have to.
34:31Or maybe there's a magic word.
34:32Open sesame!
34:33Yeah?
34:44I'm listening.
35:12Time for payback.
35:14Time for payback.
35:14Okay, let's do this, guys.
35:16Here you go, sweetheart.
35:19There!
35:20Amazing!
35:21Good job!
35:22Yeah, there!
35:22That's great!
35:25High five!
35:26High five!
35:26High five!
35:31Merry Christmas!
35:34Cheers!
35:35Cheers, everyone!
35:36I have to say, for me, one of the best things is when our family gets together for a peaceful evening.
35:42For me, it's getting to spend time with my sweetie.
35:44Honey.
35:44I kind of feel a little bit guilty, though.
35:46Why's that?
35:46Because you know how I am.
35:48I think we might have gone overboard with the director.
35:51No, Daddy.
35:52A couple of days alone will do him some good.
35:56Perfect.
35:57Well said, Aurora.
35:58Perfect.
35:59Cheers to my amazing grandma.
36:01Cheers!
36:01Cheers!
36:02Cheers!
36:02Cheers!
36:02Is there anyone out here?
36:07I'd even settle for a cylinder, please!
36:11Where is everyone?
36:14Come on, answer me!
36:16I don't know about you guys, but it seems to me that all's well that ends well, right?
36:20Let's hope that nothing else happens.
36:22What could possibly happen?
36:23Have I ever let you down, Val?
36:25I don't think so.
36:25Sure.
36:26If it's possible, come on, let's just see.
36:27No, no, wait, wait, wait.
36:28Before we start eating, let's all make a nice toast to our amazing Sicily.
36:32Hey!
36:33That is unlike Milan.
36:35You see, where it always rains.
36:36Oh, Dad.
36:37And there's fog.
36:38And where everyone acts so cold.
36:40Yes, that's true.
36:41They never say hi.
36:42I'm saying this with all due respect to you, my dear Claudia, as a Milanese.
36:46Carmelo, do you mind if I say something?
36:47Stop it, Claudia.
36:48No, I'm sorry, honey, but I'm saying it.
36:49To tell you the truth.
36:50But she was the one who started it.
36:51Go on.
36:51You aren't very old, Carmelo.
36:53You're just a very old dinosaur.
36:54Oh, sweetie, please.
36:55There, you like it?
36:56Oh, no.
36:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
36:57I'm just telling the truth.
36:58Sorry.
36:59You're like the Valley of the Temples.
37:00You're as old as its foundation.
37:02No, no, no, Claudia.
37:04No, you're my best friend, but please show some respect to my father.
37:07Oh, because I wanted you to show some respect to how he is.
37:08Stop.
37:08I can defend myself.
37:10Do you know what we say in Milan?
37:12No, please don't say it.
37:13I don't care.
37:13I'm saying it.
37:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.
37:15Can we just...
37:15You're nothing more than an animal.
37:18Let's all calm down.
37:19I'm not saying it, but I have to agree there is some truth in what they say.
37:23Come on.
37:23I need to be old to the face.
37:24No, it's not the wrong thing.
37:26No, it's not the wrong thing.
37:26No, it's not the wrong thing.
37:27No, it's not the wrong thing.
37:27You're always going to take me from something else.
37:29You're not the wrong thing.
37:31No.
37:31You're always going to say it.
37:33What is the rustier?
37:35All the bright times is the wrong time to rock in the night.
37:43Jingle bell time is the swell time to go blighting in a white.
37:49Horsley
37:50Giddy up jingler
37:52Speak of your feet
37:54Jingle around the canal
37:57Mixed to the needle in the jingler field
38:01That's the jingler barrow
38:04Yeah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
38:12Dancing and praising the jingle bells square
38:16In the frosty air
38:19While the blind time is the right time
38:23To rock the night away
38:26Jingle bells time is so smart time
38:31To go gliding in a walk horse lane
38:35Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet
38:38Jingle around the clock
38:42Mix and mingle in the jingling feet
38:46That's the jingle bell
38:48That's the jingle bell
38:52That's the jingle bell
39:16That's the jingle bell
39:18That's the jingle bell
39:20Style red
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