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00:00The species that came before us was woken up.
00:03The Unified Intelligence Task Force was created to deal with alien life forms.
00:08I haven't got clearance. I'm grade 10. I work in transport. I'm a clerk.
00:13The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here.
00:17My name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
00:23And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor to find peace.
00:27We have a gift for you, my children.
00:30But they choked on your oil and poison and excrement.
00:35I must state that we recognize the problems.
00:37You are not known to us. We would speak with him.
00:57To be continued...
01:33With me, please, sir.
01:39I suggest that this, um, meeting is adjourned while we, uh, follow me, while we regroup.
01:50His name's Barclay P.L. Dupont. He's a grade 10, works in logistics.
01:54Family.
01:55Ex-wife and teenage child.
01:56Bring them in, put them in an interview room. I want his file on my screen by the time I get downstairs.
02:03Kate Lethbridge-Stewart.
02:05Yeah, and now I'll book your taxes.
02:07Sit down.
02:10We weren't expecting this, obviously.
02:14Me either.
02:15So help me understand. Out of nearly 8 billion humans on this planet, why do Homo Aqua want you as ambassador?
02:22I don't know.
02:23What communications have you had with Homo Aqua prior to today?
02:26None. Never. I mean, I had a goldfish once. Is that relevant?
02:32This isn't a joke, Mr. Dupont.
02:33I'm not joking. He was called Simon.
02:37Right now, a team of experts are trawling through every detail of your private life.
02:42Every text message, every email, every photo, everyone you've ever met.
02:47Barclay P.L. Dupont, born 15-11-82. Get me his immediate family.
02:53Parents deceased. Married Barbara Nyamai, June 2003. Divorced November 2022. Split was amicable.
03:00Whatever he's done, we're not part of it. We're not even together.
03:04I'm sorry, I'm having to sit down.
03:05Tina's child, Kirby, 16, lives with the mother studying A-levels.
03:11Seize all devices and bring them in for questioning, right now.
03:14My family have got nothing to do with this.
03:17They don't even know I'm here. I never ask for this to happen, okay?
03:21But I do want to help.
03:23And the thing is...
03:25You need me.
03:28I'm alright.
03:31Well, am I right.
03:35The first day of H2O diplomacy has concluded with an abrupt change of ambassador.
03:42Sir Jonathan Hines has made no comment over his dismissal.
03:46And the identity of the new ambassador has been suppressed.
03:50This man is the most important person on the planet.
03:53Don't we have a right to know who he is?
03:55We cannot allow a foreign species to dictate our diplomacy process.
03:59This is dangerous.
04:01Prime Minister.
04:07The H2O committee will not allow a random civilian to represent them.
04:10Gage ought to go back and out room and tell her.
04:13We choose our ambassador and the committee's decision is final.
04:17I do it myself, but it doesn't look good, does it?
04:19If I'm the one in there when war breaks out.
04:21Not when you can blame the unit.
04:22Sorry.
04:24That's not what I meant.
04:27Maybe it's better woman to woman.
04:30If that's what she is.
04:30Is that what she is?
04:31No problem.
04:34Please, Kate.
04:36We're relying on you.
04:37Thank you for this unscheduled consultation.
04:44I am Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force
04:49and representative of the H2O committee.
04:53The committee has requested urgent action regarding the role of human ambassador.
04:58Rather than appoint this civilian, they request that you trust in our original candidate.
05:06You talk of trust while meeting in secret in the dark.
05:14We would hear from the ambassador.
05:17Mr. DuPont is unprepared.
05:19We would hear from the ambassador.
05:28Come closer.
05:48Hello.
05:53Do you have a name?
05:55Is that a thing?
05:56Because I'm Barclay.
05:58It's Scottish.
06:00Well, my grammar's...
06:02Gramsco...
06:03Scottish.
06:04My title will not translate.
06:07But you may call me Sot.
06:12Sot?
06:15I...
06:16Listen.
06:20I'm just a regular guy.
06:22I work in an office.
06:23I don't know about diplomacy or politics.
06:25I don't even know about Beeson Sue.
06:27I chose you for your humanity and compassion, not your expertise.
06:32Your leaders would replace you.
06:35But what do you want?
06:37I'm...
06:37I'm fine with whatever they decide.
06:40No.
06:40What do you really think?
06:43I think...
06:43This process is about everybody, right?
06:54The whole world.
06:56It's not just prime ministers and presidents.
06:57It's real people like me.
06:59They worry about their bills.
07:01And their kids.
07:02I mean, I'm a nobody.
07:03I get it.
07:04But I think...
07:06Maybe it's time people like me had more of a voice.
07:11We hear you.
07:13Ambassador.
07:16It is decided.
07:19Your request has been heard and denied.
07:21Barclay will be present at dawn tomorrow.
07:26Our negotiations will end.
07:33Where are you taking me?
07:35Huh?
07:36What about my family?
07:38Please?
07:38I don't want to be shot.
07:41No, no, no, no, no.
07:42Are you going to kill me?
07:47I forgot my gun.
07:51Really?
07:53No.
07:54Ah.
07:56Look, look, look, look.
07:57I'm not a spy.
07:58Or a collaborator.
07:59And I wasn't disrespecting anyone, if that's how it sounded.
08:01All right?
08:02My mouth, it just goes an autopilot.
08:04I mean, the same thing happened when I proposed to my ex.
08:06It took me about 20 minutes to get to the ring.
08:08Barclay.
08:09I need someone I can work with.
08:12Well, yeah.
08:12Of course you do, yeah.
08:15And I think I can work with you.
08:22Well, well, hang on.
08:25I mean, about five minutes ago, you're trying to get rid of me.
08:28I have to tread carefully.
08:30All unit wants is a peaceful settlement.
08:32But there are levels and levels of politics at play here.
08:36International rivalries that go way back.
08:39Truth is, I've spent my whole life fighting for this planet.
08:42Now, with your help, I get to build a better world for everyone.
08:50I don't want to let you down.
08:51I mean, I keep thinking about the time I mixed up the taxis and you ended up in...
08:54It's flawed, I remember.
08:56But Homo Aqua chose you for a reason.
08:59And I'm prepared to give you a chance.
09:01Okay.
09:07So what happens now?
09:10Now, your life changes.
09:20Ambassador Transport now arriving at Dismatic Hotel.
09:23Clear corridors.
09:23Security protocols.
09:39All delegates and diplomatic staff are being relocated for their own safety.
09:42All right, but for how long?
09:43What about my family?
09:44Can I call them?
09:45Barkley!
09:46Dad.
09:47There you go.
09:48What the hell's going on?
09:49I know, I know, I know, I know.
09:50Barkley will be present at dawn tomorrow.
09:53Our negotiations will end.
09:57We hear you.
09:58That's what she said to him, we.
09:59And if that's true, how is she communicating with her people?
10:01Maybe she's wearing an implant.
10:03Well, they could have shared consciousness.
10:04Or some kind of mycorrhizal network.
10:06Maybe they've mastered sound in a way we don't understand.
10:08Using frequencies we can't even hear.
10:11Like Mariah Carey.
10:12I noticed something earlier when Sir Jonathan presented the flower.
10:17Everyone focused on her, but look.
10:22The exact moment she inhales, they all do.
10:27Even the ones in the water.
10:31She's softening her language.
10:33She used sarcasm.
10:34Like she's learning, adapting.
10:37They want an everyman as ambassador.
10:39But is that what she is?
10:40Because she's extraordinary.
10:42Those remains are en route to the lab.
10:44And the H2O committee are kicking off.
10:47They want to see you.
10:49So we're just accepting her choice of ambassador.
10:51What if he's not up to her?
10:52Well, their race has survived under the sea for millennia with centuries of social, evolutionary, and technological advantage.
10:59She's running this show.
11:01Whether we like it or not.
11:11Evening.
11:12Didn't think you were in delay.
11:14I volunteered.
11:16Didn't want to miss this.
11:17Let's prep one for imaging.
11:19Careful.
11:30We'll take tissue samples.
11:33Prep some slides.
11:41You...
11:42You work in admin!
11:44You're not ambassador!
11:45You couldn't even finish your wedding speech!
11:47Only because your dad spilled wine all over it.
11:49On purpose!
11:51So you're literally the person they're talking about on TV.
11:53Like all the time!
11:54Yeah, but you can't say a word not to anyone.
11:56Who are we going to tell?
11:57We're prisoners!
11:58But dad is famous!
11:59Okay, just look at the bright side.
12:01Look at the view.
12:01It's nice.
12:02And this room is amazing, isn't it?
12:03It's huge.
12:04Am I the only person living in the real world right now?
12:07What about work?
12:08And school?
12:09Kirby's got that coach trip on Thursday.
12:12A coach trip?
12:13Oh, I'm glad you've got your priorities in order.
12:15Never mind the massive international crises.
12:17No, I'm not sure the minibar's included.
12:19Sue me.
12:20So, if you're an ambassador, does that mean you get to make, like, actual decisions?
12:25No, God, no.
12:26They've got, like, this whole committee.
12:28You're right, so everything does a policy.
12:29I just have to read it out.
12:30But then, like, why are you?
12:32I don't know.
12:34She just chose me.
12:35What's she like?
12:35Well, I mean, she's kind of like us, but she's, like, I don't know.
12:45She's beautiful.
12:46Beautiful?
12:46Yeah.
12:47She's a fish.
12:48She's not a fish.
12:49She's not a fish, and she's not a person.
12:51She's something else.
12:53Anyway, I'm not even supposed to be talking about this.
12:55Convenient.
12:55Barbara, do you really think I asked for this?
12:58I have no idea, because it turns out my ex-husband, who can't even assemble flat-pack furniture,
13:04is a secret agent who lied about his job, and is now saving the world.
13:07So, excuse me if I have questions.
13:10I'm making the most of this massive bath.
13:12Oh.
13:25We're putting an enormous amount of pressure on one man.
13:39I hope he's up to it.
13:44My father taught me to rely on instinct over intel.
13:50Trust my gut.
13:51He sounds very wise, your dad.
14:02He is.
14:03You should meet him.
14:08What does your instinct say?
14:11I've seen ordinary people achieve extraordinary things,
14:16but they're usually traveling with the doctor.
14:18And Barclay has you by his side.
14:29The oceans cover 71% of this planet's surface.
14:36The human race is quite literally surrounded.
14:38And if it comes to war,
14:43I wonder if we even stand a chance.
14:47Let me take your mind off it.
14:58Are those tissue samples ready?
15:00Yep.
15:01Two seconds.
15:02What does it mean?
15:04Oh, thank God.
15:25What?
15:26you're late
15:35your citizenship is approved
15:42welcome to britain
15:45what about my mother
15:49hey what about my mother
15:52thanks maria hello darling
16:04can't stop gallery opens friday
16:06and sue's got covered it's been
16:07chaos
16:08filming later yeah yeah oh your
16:10guests they're waiting in the
16:10dining room
16:13generals sorry to keep you hey you
16:16take your time look at this spread
16:18homo aqua tissue samples
16:21know thine enemy oh i haven't eaten
16:25all day we know what they're gonna
16:27ask for right
16:28what do we do don't worry leave the
16:31fish to us it'll be the death of the
16:32energy industry of your livelihood
16:35we've run simulations look at the
16:37impact of wars and the pandemic on
16:39western economies and multiply that by
16:42a hundred we'll be sliding into a
16:43recession
16:44public are already panicked my mother
16:47was in the bank today i'm taking her
16:48accounts yeah which one
16:52the president's sole focus is to
16:54protect the stability of the u.s
16:55economy and mine is to protect my
16:58companies
17:00that's what we hoped you'd say but with
17:02unit running the diplomacy there's
17:04constant opposition
17:06kate lethbridge stewart has influence
17:09with the h2o committee and with your
17:12prime minister
17:13not to worry harry's attentions are
17:16divided at the moment and he always
17:18listens to his biggest donor
17:21good we'll need you on side we'll be
17:23briefing
17:25oh you had new recession
17:45oh shiit
17:53how's he on the news he's supposed to be a
17:58secret the h2o diplomacy committee are
18:01denying all interview requests the only
18:03thing we do know about barclay pierre
18:05dupont our new ambassador is that the
18:08world is watching
18:14go on dad morning colonel mrs bingham
18:19commander what do we know about the
18:21league the photo was emailed to the
18:23press by an anonymous source except i've
18:26cross-matched the image with cctv from
18:28the hotel the photographer was general
18:31dominique de solio the french
18:33representative
18:34kelsey priz she's been undermining
18:36nato since she first drew breath
18:38and if she discredits units she gets more
18:40influence over the h2o committee
18:42get the french ambassador on the phone
18:44i'm in the mood for a bollocking
18:45press association is still demanding access
18:47to the hall i'm not sure we want to get
18:49them offside fine let them in but no live
18:51tv 50 people maximum and anyone who steps
18:54out of line gets barred
18:55i'm sorry general de solio your access to the hall has been revoked
19:04come with us please
19:09just stick to the text on your screen and you'll be fine
19:11keep your body language and your vocal to a neutral at all times
19:15no specialist arms no raised voice no sign of aggression or
19:19impatient everything you say or do or think has to come through us
19:22what's the point of being ambassador if all i'm doing is reading
19:25there is a team of 43 people working around the clock on this document
19:29u.n diplomats and wartime negotiators vetting every last syllable
19:32prime ministers presidents royalty frankly it's a miracle we got past the contents page you cannot go rogue
19:37are we ready we're all behind you well yeah actually i'm the one standing up there
19:42you can do this
19:46you can't stop shaking
20:07tell the press no camera flashes and keep an eye on barclay's obs
20:11load pressure 138 over 90 bit high horses 82 and steady is downing street online
20:18prime minister yes we're here all right good luck everyone mrs bingham
20:26open seals
20:41ambassador are you okay ambassador barclay yeah oh sorry yes yes yes i'm here this way
21:11so
21:23hello again that's not scripted
21:26barclay sorry
21:31i bid you welcome ambassador and bring to session this diplomatic congress
21:36on behalf of all nations i would like to say how sorry i am about your children
21:43are you a parent
21:45yes yes he's a parent teenage child kirby
21:48but could you just say yes yes yes i can't imagine what that was like for you
21:55your apology is appreciated now back to the text please we begin today by hearing proposals to
22:02formalize our peace treaty but first we request a glass of water
22:11um well it's is is that coming
22:15um
22:17water from the river
22:21from the river what they drink river water
22:24barclay read the screen
22:25uh we will arrange that immediately
22:39uh
22:45i could return to the agenda we'd like we will wait
22:49okay
22:49okay
22:51oh okay they they they said okay
23:01keep your eyes on the water don't turn your back not for one second
23:15the glass requires decontamination shall i place it in the airlock the water is not for us
23:33it is for you
23:40sorry sorry i don't i don't understand you will drink it hold on barclay get me intel on that water
23:47you will drink
23:54just like actually drink it e coli is guaranteed dysentery meningitis and legionnaires disease
24:02barclay do not drink the water what do i what do i say stand by
24:12um with respect i am unable to drink this why
24:18water is contaminated why she knows why skip to 16 paragraph 12.
24:24we're aware of the current pollution crisis and these are the words of a politician vetted and
24:30craven and hollow
24:33you would answer
24:35barclay stick to the script
24:38barclay ambassador refer to your screen
24:41barclay
24:52why
24:52barclay no
24:58because we were stupid
25:01that's the truth of it
25:02and the whole planet's going to hell right now because we didn't understand the consequences
25:09but now you do
25:11yeah
25:12yeah now we do
25:14this is too risky
25:15no wait
25:16still every day water companies are pumping poison and sewage into our rivers and oceans all
25:20the world dished out bonuses to their bosses and the thing is we are letting them get away with it
25:26we're just sat at home flicking through our phones making tea thinking it's someone else's problem
25:30but it's not this is my fault we all played our part now we have to help fix it and the thing is
25:36our kids know this our kids they're way ahead of us why aren't we listening
25:47today's the day we stop
25:49i think you are my favorite human
25:57i think you are my favorite human
26:11oh
26:24oh i feel amazing i'm sorry but but but i do it's like it's like i want to run i just want to
26:28i just want to run for miles so much energy right now what you're ridiculous you know i was thinking
26:34about you today when i was standing up there like a lemon i was thinking about all those things
26:39you told me you and your hippie mates they're not hippies and that's not even a word anymore
26:44well i just wish that i'd listen sooner i'm listening now i promise you who even are you
26:50oh i don't know but i like it you're on telly again you're always on telly aren't you they're
26:55calling you passionate passionate what's me you haven't been passionate since christmas 2010
27:04i need a treat here tastes better than river water
27:10united just hit me just now this is history in the making right now and i'm part of it
27:17i'm a historical figure it's crazy okay
27:22so what's she like then your fishy ambassador
27:29are you jealous please cheers you're jealous can we order room service now sure
27:36i'll have the fish the h2o committee have prepped new models for environmental regulation the greens
27:45have been trying to achieve these targets for decades that time frame will be a challenge the
27:49h2o committee consulting with industry on that moving on the french consulate have lost an official
27:54complaint over general de solier's removal from the hall they want to reinstate it tough they've seen the
27:59evidence she's denying it and she has influence i think it'd be dangerous to shut her out fine fine
28:06we've got bigger problems meanwhile we've been debating communication theories how the homo aqua
28:11ambassador is able to send and receive information seemingly instantaneously yeah we're looking into
28:16oceanic mycelium networks mycelium but that's the mushrooms mushrooms are the reproductive organs of
28:21mycelium networks wait i'm eating reproductive organs on my toes mycelium networks are the fungal
28:26threads believed to connect individual plants and trees to share and recycle vital minerals a lot
28:31of these theories are debatable yes i know but if algae and fungi interact in a similar way when in
28:36water or if water itself forms some kind of network homo aqua amphibia grandis all these species could
28:43potentially be interconnected like a hive mind what if the pearl is their connection point or filter
28:50they're so far ahead of us it's difficult to comprehend we're literally children playing guessing games
28:55so
29:02i
29:04i
29:08i
29:10i
29:16How do you feel?
29:30Couldn't sleep.
29:39I just read your big speech again.
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:47It's more of a ramble.
29:51It made me proud, though.
29:55Really?
29:57But with all the attention, are you gonna be safe doing this?
30:03Yeah, of course.
30:05Do you promise?
30:06Yes.
30:07Yes.
30:12They're moving you out of here tomorrow.
30:14Putting you in a proper safe house.
30:16Away from all this.
30:17Okay?
30:19I'd rather stay here with you.
30:22Whole world's changing, Dad.
30:25Well, maybe it needed to.
30:28Maybe it's for the best.
30:37No, I'm sorry.
30:38You're here all day.
30:39Bugly high.
30:40Rosemary Hunt.
30:41Nice suit.
30:42But what can you tell us about Homo Aquis demands?
30:43How confident are you that we can achieve what they want?
30:47How are you coping under the pressure?
30:48What happens if you mess this up?
30:50What happens if you mess this up?
30:51What happens if you mess this up?
30:56How it is?
30:57How, how, how, how, how it is?
30:58I am.
30:59I love you.
31:00What's the city of the U.S.
31:02Not the city, it's about what you are doing?
31:03I don't know.
31:04I don't know.
31:05Look, I will take you in the hospital.
31:06I don't know.
31:07We have to know how to do something.
31:08What is your safety of the company?
31:09We should run.
31:10You're not done.
31:11You're not done.
31:12You're not done.
31:13You're not done.
31:14Mess this up!
31:38Hiya.
31:39Text on screen, please.
31:41Once again, I bid you welcome.
31:45And bring to session this diplomatic congress.
31:48World leaders have consulted with climate scientists
31:51and private enterprise on the subject of ocean pollution.
31:55We can guarantee a 50% reduction by 2065.
32:00Further reduction will then be exponential.
32:022065.
32:04Correct.
32:0650%?
32:08Yes.
32:11Explain.
32:15It will take time to raise the finance and resources to tackle the problem.
32:19But world governments are committed to making it a priority.
32:2240 years?
32:24Yes, sir.
32:27This is unacceptable.
32:29An operation of this scale will stretch our resources to their limits.
32:32We regret we cannot guarantee a significant reduction of ocean pollution in a shorter timeframe.
32:41So this is your final offer?
32:44You've waited millions of years beneath the ocean.
32:47Now we are asking for just 40 more years to reset to give you what you want.
32:54You are asking for 15,000 revolutions of the sun.
33:03When scores of us are dying every day.
33:06Should we wait while your engines deafen us?
33:11While your trawlers ravage our home.
33:16While we choke on your plastic and sewage.
33:21We cannot hear.
33:24Or see.
33:26Or breathe.
33:28So tell me why we should live like this for just one day longer.
33:38I'm sorry.
33:39I'm so sorry.
33:42I believe that you are sorry.
33:45But are your leaders?
33:49The world is united in its desire for meaningful change.
33:52Do they wish that they could achieve this sooner?
34:03Yes, of course.
34:06Do they want to accelerate this process?
34:12We are committed to undoing the damage we've inflicted on our planet.
34:16How committed?
34:17It is our greatest desire.
34:26Then we shall grant it.
34:34Sorry, what do you mean?
34:35Your greatest desire.
34:38Is happening.
34:47What's happening?
34:48I don't know.
35:01what's happening i don't know
35:13do you hear that is it a storm
35:18there's no storm
35:22it's plastic mum mum oh my god
35:29it's happening everywhere all at once the plastic's coming out the oceans into our city
35:53it's not just the oceans it's coming out the thames out of the nile the hudson
35:56lock down the building get everyone to the lower levels
36:03we need to leave right now come on
36:11now you have to stop we are cleaning up your mess
36:18oh wait wait wait are you okay
36:22fucking what's happening
36:24they're cleaning up the ocean the plastic the pollution all of it they're giving it back
36:28but we're in the car it's chaos
36:30what you're outside we can't get to the safe house we can't cross the river
36:33just come to the hall check the driver it's imperial house
36:37imperial house can you take us to imperial house
36:40don't worry okay we can't
36:44let's go let it go don't worry okay we can't
36:59get out and run in there and find your dad i'll be right behind you promise me just run
37:13i promise
37:14go
37:15hey can you hear me
37:26i'm so sorry
37:31Where are you?
37:44We're here.
37:44Find Kirby.
37:45They're outside.
37:56Kirby!
37:58Kirby!
38:01Go!
38:01Go!
38:02Go!
38:03Go!
38:04Go!
38:05Go!
38:06Go!
38:07Go!
38:08You okay?
38:09Yeah.
38:10Let's go.
38:11Go!
38:12Go!
38:13Go!
38:14Go!
38:15Go!
38:16Go!
38:17Go!
38:18Go!
38:19Go!
38:20Go!
38:21Go!
38:22Reports are coming in from all over the world, from dozens of major cities.
38:28All across Manhattan, the sky is raining plastic.
38:31The police have issued a directive. The streets are not safe. Everyone should stay indoors. Do not go outside.
38:45What have I done?
38:46They're declaring war.
38:48Go!
38:49Go!
38:50Go!
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38:59114 years after she began her maiden voyage the titanic has finally reached her destination
39:12just one of the impossible sites of the streets of new york today
39:16streets that are now unrecognizable world leaders have called for calm as the cleanup
39:21operation begins major cities around the world remain paralyzed with a damaged bill in the
39:27hundreds of billions former albium party leader felix gladstock has branded storm h2o as a call
39:33to arms every citizen of this planet is now at war it is time to unite against the common enemy
39:41homo aqua
39:43we would hear from the air fastball
39:55she's a fish
39:57barclay
39:59you work in admin you're not ambassador
40:01everything you say you'll do
40:05barclay
40:05we approach this congress in good faith that your actions have jeopardized the diplomatic process
40:22humanity wants a peaceful settlement not war
40:25this war began a long time ago and it was started by you
40:32now we have simply returned what is yours
40:39there's words here i'm supposed to say but the fact is you're cleverer than we are that's obvious
40:48he's off scripts again this is like working with the doctor
40:51look i understand why you did this really i i do but it was a mistake
40:56people were hurt
40:58and my family were out there
41:00and they could have died
41:02now things are worse
41:04we're scared
41:05when humans are scared they do terrible things
41:09are you threatening us
41:10no no no no no no definitely not
41:12no i'm sorry i'm sorry no i'm not
41:14enough barclay i mean it or god help me i'll come down there
41:17get back to the text
41:18the united nations of the earth demand an armistice agreement with immediate effect for the duration of these talks
41:29to safeguard humanity and protect a path towards a long-term peace
41:34there will be three conditions
41:37one
41:38that pollution of oceans and waterways ceases with immediate effect
41:44are you expecting this addendum to paragraph one
41:47world governments are working with industry on urgent solutions to this crisis
41:50our second requirement is formal designation of borders
41:54prepare for that too okay this is good
41:56we are happy to consider large areas of all seas that are exclusive to homo aqua
42:01areas are not acceptable to us
42:04we require all water
42:08what does she mean clarify that
42:11sorry
42:11all water the entirety of all oceans and waterways
42:15sorry excuse me we're an island nation are we permitted passage across the oceans
42:22no the human race evolved to live on land not in the waters or the sky
42:29she said sky do you want the skies now you live in the ocean the skies are not your concern
42:35the air above the ocean is the ocean this is our space are you seeking to ground all air transport
42:44transport over land is your concern transport across water will not be permitted but that's ridiculous
42:52barkley you're losing control trade between continents is an essential function of the modern world
42:57yes our continent relies on food imports we will take questions from the ambassador
43:02barkley there's no prep for this we don't have responses
43:04you are amphibian you don't own this guy you cannot stab our people
43:08we will take questions from the ambassador
43:11you're holding us hostage
43:11what about the channel tunnel
43:13the world cannot function without cross-continental travel
43:15how dare you
43:17how dare you come in here and dictate the future of the human race
43:21you are condemning developing countries to
43:23we will take questions from the ambassador
43:36only
43:37whoa voice has changed her intonation is male
43:42never mind the voice
43:44look at him
43:46i'm getting spikes in testosterone cortisol and keto testosterone
43:49what so she's a man now
43:51i i i don't know
43:54sorry
43:56they're they're they're sorry they're shut up
44:03sit down
44:06shut
44:17how is she doing that incredible
44:19like i said people are scared they fear what they don't understand
44:26it don't mean to a thing
44:31well done
44:35we'll need time
44:37these proposals aren't something we can solve in days or weeks or even months
44:42but while we negotiate we insist on a formal armistice to maintain peace between our species
44:53we have given two conditions for this armistice
44:58there is a third and it is simple
45:01we stand here we stand here in your rooms of concrete and steel and dust and light
45:11burning our eyes and our lungs
45:14and we will endure no more
45:16so our next meeting will be here
45:28we'll be here
45:30and we'll have to look at the ocean
45:32how are they doing this check those coordinates
45:36north of the equator just off the coast of west africa is it an island no they want to meet on a ship
45:42what's the third coordinate south west what's m
45:45barkley that's open water please clarify the third coordinate your metric unit for length and depth
45:53you would like us to meet
45:58underwater you talk of peace and equality
46:03so prove your commitment
46:04and meet us in our world
46:07romance trench one of the deepest waterways on the planet 25 000 feet five miles down
46:13man submersibles have imploded in less than half that
46:16fuck you don't agree to anything
46:18will you meet her sparkly
46:20at the bottom of the ocean
46:28okay
46:34so
46:46so
46:48so
46:54so
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