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Love Island Australia S7 EP 22
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00:00Because I'm going on
00:07Previously on Love Island Australia
00:09No one's gonna be your maiden here now
00:12After Hotel Amore there was yelling
00:16We said we were open Yana
00:18We're open but there's boundaries
00:20Crying
00:22How do you do that? Like how do you literally
00:24turn your emotions off for a girl
00:26and you're in bed the next night with another girl
00:28Like that is crazy to me
00:30Squabbling
00:32You have not looked in my direction all day
00:34Like what do you want me to do?
00:36Acknowledge that I exist
00:38And tonight you sleep without me
00:42Singing?
00:44But tomorrow is
00:46beautiful new day
00:50Ah maybe stick to omelettes Mick
00:52To
00:58Now
01:00In the ashes of Hotel Amore
01:02I think you're hot
01:04And you're confident
01:05I think you're kind of fine too
01:06New Sparks Kindle
01:08We can make you some crepes
01:10I would love that
01:11Crackery?
01:12Yeah that would be so cute
01:14The sweet choppy is crazy bro
01:16It's been seven minutes
01:18And will old flames reignite?
01:20It has made me realise
01:22I don't want anyone else
01:24And I do genuinely just want you
01:27You're literally stepping on thin ice
01:29Thin up fire pit
01:31I'm gonna be honest
01:33This villa is a mess
01:35That will change the villa
01:37Forever
01:39Tonight it will be cleaned up
01:41Cleaned up, cleaned up
01:43Well until the next fire pit anyway
01:45You're here with me
02:00You're here with me
02:02You're here with me
02:04You're here with me
02:06You're here with me
02:08Everything's gone
02:10It's a brand new day
02:12While most of the islanders
02:13Had a lovely sleep full of cuddles
02:15One sad islander
02:16Slept solo on the couch
02:18Good morning sunshine
02:19Good morning
02:20Not you Dylan
02:21Waking up to the villa again
02:23Feels like home
02:24Just as I left
02:25How do you feel after yesterday?
02:27I feel good
02:28Yeah?
02:29Yeah
02:30Babe
02:31I like this
02:32I'm always positive girl
02:33Like last night
02:34It's like really out of character for me
02:35Obviously Gabby this morning
02:36Had a complete new mindset
02:37This morning
02:38I was like
02:39You okay?
02:40You feeling okay?
02:41I'm a normal self
02:42If that is a normal self
02:43I don't want to be ever asleep
02:44On this couch ever again
02:45No
02:46Couch is not for Dylan
02:48Happy birthday
02:54He kept trying to hug me
02:55Like how can you go from like hugging up with one girl
02:58To then thinking that I'm gonna give you hugs
03:01After all that disrespect
03:04Morning Dylan
03:05Good morning
03:06How'd you sleep?
03:07Meh
03:08Meh
03:09Yeah
03:10Last night was great
03:14It was just
03:15A nice sweet night
03:16Our
03:17Hotel and more bubbles
03:18Still here
03:19It's good
03:20The spirits are high
03:21That's good
03:22That's what matters
03:23Yeah
03:24That's it
03:25Yeah
03:26That's it bames
03:27That's it
03:30I'm going to have a tart
03:32Fucking bouncing
03:33Yep
03:34Back in you two
03:36Love you two
03:37I do think I really need to dig myself out of a pool-sized hole
03:40Are you out of town?
03:42Fucking bad thing. Yep.
03:44Backing you two. Love you two.
03:47I do think I really need to dig myself out of a pool-sized hole.
03:52Yeah, I think it's the biggest hole I've dug in here yet.
03:56I just want to say that obviously I'm sorry again
03:59and I've got no ground to stand on,
04:02but I do just want to tell you that, like,
04:05it has made me realise that I don't want anyone else
04:08and I do generally just want you.
04:11Like, I'm not letting such shit slide anymore, Kai.
04:14I've done that so many fucking times before.
04:16We came in here, we told each other we weren't going to do tip for tat
04:20and what have you done?
04:21You've done exactly what we said we weren't going to do.
04:23Yeah, and I have learnt from that.
04:25It has generally made me realise that I don't want to lose
04:29and you have grown in here
04:31and I obviously didn't take that into consideration.
04:34I have really shot myself in the foot
04:37and all I want to do is make that right.
04:41That was nice to hear.
04:43Kai is saying all the right things,
04:48but at the end of the day, actions speak louder than words.
04:52This isn't me forgiving you, but...
04:55Yeah, I'm a man.
04:56I'm gonna let you try and prove yourself,
04:58but you're literally stepping on thin ice, like...
05:01That's all I want is to, you know, try and fix this, like...
05:05Well...
05:07Yeah.
05:08We'll see how today goes.
05:10This is gonna be a process, but...
05:12Yeah, like I said, actions speak louder than words,
05:15so...
05:16Let's see what you got, Kaiser.
05:30Gabby told Dylan she felt much better waking up this morning,
05:33which is great, but was also 20 minutes ago, so...
05:36Who knows?
05:37Hey, can I come hang out, Mum?
05:39At least I asked if anyone wanted to come to the pool,
05:41and everyone's fucking laughing.
05:43What?
05:44Gabby?
05:45No, because everyone's joking around being like,
05:46Oh, she's got no man now, she doesn't, like...
05:47Oh, bullshit.
05:48Don't think like that.
05:50You've got time.
05:51Oh, Gabby.
05:53No, I'm just feeling, like, worse and worse.
05:55There's times going on.
05:58It's all right.
05:59It's all right.
06:00Everything happens for a reason.
06:01I need to remember that.
06:11I'm not really a great consoler.
06:13I don't know what to say.
06:14I kind of just freeze up.
06:15Bro, he fucking hurt me.
06:17Everyone's just acting like everything's all good.
06:19Like, I just feel so fucking, like, played and used and embarrassed.
06:24And just, like, lied to.
06:25And, like, one thing about me is, like,
06:26I would never fucking lie to anyone.
06:28Like, I'm just as fucking real as it gets.
06:30And honest as it gets.
06:33My thoughts on Gabby have kind of been like this.
06:35Sometimes there's moments where I'm like,
06:38She's a real one.
06:39She keeps a 100.
06:40And then other times I'm like,
06:41That was really dramatic.
06:43Now my makeup's fucked.
06:46Just go talk to Dylan.
06:47Dylan will want to get to know you.
06:48He thinks you're funny.
06:50Yeah, I just feel, like, embarrassed that I'm just like...
06:52Don't pretend you're not crying.
06:54Yeah.
06:56I need to pull it together.
06:58Hi, Dylan.
07:00Hi.
07:01Hello, Dylan.
07:02Hey.
07:03Well done, Gabby.
07:05He won't suspect a thing.
07:10While Gabby goes to rehydrate so she can cry some more,
07:13new bomb Emma takes a seat by Mateo,
07:15who's cooled off with Tamara.
07:17This is your chance, Mateo.
07:18Maybe start with some lighthearted chit-chat, you know?
07:21Nothing too heavy.
07:22What are your parents like?
07:23Any mummy or daddy issues?
07:24No.
07:25I had a good relationship with my dad growing up.
07:27Oh, good.
07:28Good to hear.
07:29I was daddy's little girl.
07:30He used to take me fishing when I was really little.
07:32Is that where you liked it?
07:33Yeah, that's where I get it from.
07:34Well, we grew up on, like, 200 acres near the beach.
07:37Yep.
07:38I had cows.
07:39Yep.
07:40Lots of chickens.
07:41Yep.
07:42It's a very nice upbringing.
07:44I just can't talk to her now because he just, like, he just hogs together.
07:50What's the biggest thing that you fear?
07:52Probably not finding her husbanders.
07:54Up there?
07:55Okay.
07:56Yeah.
07:57Why don't you just go?
07:58Can I talk to you?
07:59A girl doesn't want nonchalant, bro.
08:02I'm not nonchalant, bro.
08:03Yes, you fucking are.
08:04No, I'm just cool.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:06I feel like I get a little bit nervous talking to girls.
08:08They may call me the womanizer, but every time it's just a little daunting, you know?
08:12A new girl comes in the villa.
08:13You've got to put your game on.
08:15You've got to get to work.
08:16Is there any room for me on there?
08:19Invite the lady onto the flamingo.
08:21I feel like I want to get to know Emma definitely a bit better.
08:26She was giving me the eyes last night from the couch.
08:28I was peeping up a little bit.
08:29She's looking at me.
08:30It's her birthday today.
08:32What's going on?
08:33It's fine.
08:34I'll sit down.
08:35That was easy.
08:36I'm in the books.
08:37Well, I mean, what have you done?
08:38What haven't I done?
08:39How are you going to raise the ball?
08:40Um, you know, talk a bit.
08:41Make you miss me.
08:42Talk a bit more.
08:43That's what I'm trying to do.
08:44Really?
08:45Yeah.
08:46I'm going my game.
08:47Hey, I'm all for a New Zealand girl.
08:48I do think Kiwi girls have a little special magic touch in my heart.
08:49You had.
08:50I was thinking about this one for like 20 minutes.
08:51That whole gym session you were like, what can I ask her?
08:53Were you watching?
08:54What about them?
08:55Just have to get a bit of a pump on.
08:56Yeah, before you talk to me.
08:57What?
08:58What?
08:59What?
09:00What are you mean?
09:01I'm on one's case, on two.
09:02Nah.
09:03Wow.
09:04Yeah.
09:05What are you laughing at mate?
09:06Big it on yours.
09:07I'm working on that.
09:08Nick.
09:09He's funny.
09:10He dishes it.
09:11He can take it.
09:12It.
09:13He can take it.
09:14It's done.
09:15It's done.
09:16It's done.
09:17I'm done.
09:18I'm done.
09:19It's done.
09:20It's done.
09:21Well done.
09:22What are you laughing at mate?
09:23It's been worse.
09:26I'm working on this.
09:27Nick.
09:28He's funny.
09:29He can take it and obviously I can take it as well, so it works
09:46Water bottles
09:56Let him cook
09:59Make it an effort to be a team player and a more considerate person
10:03Could you maybe work on the mumbling a little too?
10:08Ah never mind, one step at a time
10:10Thank you Kai
10:11Kai's definitely trying to prove himself to not just me but also the whole villa which
10:16is a green flag for me at this stage but
10:21you know taking it taking baby steps at this point
10:24Look I only want the best for you at the end of the day and I do just want you to be happy
10:31and I'm sorry again I can't really say that enough but I do really want to see where this can go
10:38The only thing I want to do is make things right with yarns
10:41It is definitely a heartfelt apology and I really do mean it
10:45I don't think five it's not this week
10:46You're really fucking killer me
10:48You're beautiful
10:50Oh no again, I know
10:55Oh is it good? What are you talking about?
10:56He knows the weight of my heart and giving me compliments like that
11:02is making him creep one step closer
11:05Give me a nice little massage
11:07I could do with that actually with all the stress you've put me through
11:10Yeah
11:11The up and down emotions
11:13Um well yeah
11:15That time you do something nice to me
11:16Just booking a time and
11:17You can tell me when you want to give me a massage and I'll tell you whether it fits in with my schedule and huh
11:23Look I've had that test in here and obviously
11:27I failed but it's definitely made me realise what I'm losing and what I don't want to lose
11:37Sorry people
11:41As you should be
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12:25The mood is high in the villa
12:27People are having fun, they're working out, endorphins are flowing and after a bumpy morning
12:33Even Gabby has come round and decided to embrace a more positive outlook
12:38He sits there like a fucking muppet and just fucking doesn't say shit
12:41Muppet
12:42Fucking small cock shrimp dick mate
12:45It's all
12:46Like literal micropenis
12:49Excuse me Gabby having a micropenis is nothing to be ashamed about
12:52It's not the wand, it's the wizard
12:54Isn't that right Boston?
12:55That's right Owen
12:56Thank you
12:57Anyway uh Mateo change the subject
12:59Do you want to name him?
13:01Who?
13:01I'm a fucking flamingo
13:03Oh
13:04We'll name, oh wait, let's name him together
13:06Is he named already?
13:07No, I don't think so
13:09Is he not?
13:11What are we naming him?
13:12Do we start him with T or M?
13:14Wait, wait, do you reckon
13:15Oh it's a flamingo, it's gotta be F right?
13:18F
13:18It's giving Ferdinand
13:20What?
13:20Ferdinand
13:21Fergus I got
13:22Fergus
13:24What kind of a Spanish flamingo is called?
13:26Fucking Fergus
13:26Yeah true, he has to be Fernando
13:28Oh Fernando could work actually
13:36You tell him pinky you're a giant
13:38Elsewhere a certain Irishman is also making giant moves
13:42Gabs
13:43Gabs, can I go for a chat?
13:44Yeah
13:46Okay, love ya
13:49Bye
13:50You got eights?
13:51Yeah, how was your workout?
13:53As good as it can be
13:54Wait, did you just jump in the pool?
13:56Nah, I showed
13:56Oh
13:58Sorry
13:59Just a bit to take off the edge a bit
14:01I just, yeah, just something to take the edge off
14:03I just had to feel it
14:05It was right there
14:06I mean, feel whatever you want
14:08Thanks for giving me permission
14:09Yeah, you have permission now, okay
14:10Okay
14:10You sign the slip, sign the waiver form
14:11Yeah, vice versa
14:12Oh yeah?
14:13Yeah
14:13Damn
14:14Already, I didn't sign it
14:16Babe, I'll give you permission
14:18Right now
14:18Damn
14:18Right here
14:19Damn
14:19Damn
14:20Shit, she bad
14:23How are you feeling today?
14:24Yeah, nah, I feel good
14:26Yeah
14:26I mean, like, yeah
14:26Just like lots of up and down emotions in here
14:29But yeah, how are you feeling?
14:30Good, good
14:31Um
14:33Obviously now it's getting to stage your act
14:35Go around and speak to people
14:36Yeah
14:36Just let everyone out
14:37I'm not going to waste my time
14:38Speaking to people
14:39I know that I'm not going to be interested
14:40Yeah
14:40I'm interested in getting to know them
14:42Yeah
14:43Um
14:43Oh, me, really?
14:44So with you, you surprise me
14:46Yeah
14:46Because the whole masculine thing
14:47The stare, you know, the body thing
14:49But I feel like you're actually a softie
14:51I just naturally put my walls up
14:52Like I'm always like that with guys at first
14:54Like I'm very standoffish
14:55I think you kind of have to sometimes have that outer shell
14:57Especially if you've been through things
14:59Like I've been through things
14:59And it makes that wall
15:01A hundred percent
15:02But then like once I
15:03When you do
15:03Yeah, I'm just like
15:04Mush
15:05Yeah
15:05Yeah, I'm the same
15:06It's just one big soft shell taco
15:08She's a very interesting woman
15:10Like it's
15:11It's funny how sometimes you do judge a book by its cover
15:13And you know, make your own assumptions straight away
15:16But she's actually a really nice girl
15:17And like really down to earth
15:19I think you're hot
15:20And you're confident
15:21Thank you
15:21I think you're kind of a fan too
15:22Very fun
15:23I am surprised to be honest
15:25Like when I met you the other day
15:26Like I was like
15:27Yeah, he's hot
15:27Like he's trouble
15:28He's just that
15:29But like yeah, actually just like genuine
15:30I genuinely feel like I could like actually just talk to you for hours
15:33I never thought I could love someone as crazy as you
15:39I'm definitely excited to get to know more about um Gabby
15:42And get to know more about that softer side
15:45And peel back that skin a little bit more
15:47Because I feel like there's a lot of unknown territory still there
15:50Um
15:51So yeah, I'm definitely excited to dig a bit deeper
15:54Not like keen on anyone in here but you
15:56So I'll put my ego aside and like pull you
15:59Hey, interesting
16:00She's sad
16:01Damn, it's a new uh
16:03It's a new gubs, huh?
16:04Yeah, I mean like growth every day in here
16:07At the last fire pit Mick was one of four people left single
16:23With Sophie warning that further dumpings were coming
16:27Having shared a kiss with Boston last night
16:29This could be the moment he finally mans up and gives her all his attention
16:34Can I offer you something?
16:36Right after we've done flirting with Emma
16:38You can make me a little birthday treat
16:40Maybe later tonight you can have a present
16:44Is that me and you're picking me?
16:45What's the thing with that?
16:47You said it not me
16:48I can make you some crepes
16:51I would love that
16:52Perfect
16:52Yeah, that'd be so cute
16:54I've heard a lot of chat about love languages in here
16:56And I feel like the only real love language is me in the kitchen
16:59Cooking for a beautiful lady as she sits back relaxes
17:02And I can just flip my magic
17:06I mean like I don't really want to go
17:09What's your favourite thing about yourself?
17:12I feel like there's no humble way to answer that question
17:15I wasn't asking for humble
17:16I like the fact that I'm relaxed, very chill
17:19Not last night, you came in fucking storming
17:21Caught some drama yesterday
17:22Yeah, a little bit
17:23Now look at you
17:25You're in luck
17:26It's all right for now
17:28Until one of us gets sick
17:30Does that normally happen to you?
17:31I'm done
17:32It's happened four times to me
17:33Yeah, I know
17:35Fifth time lucky
17:37Just now?
17:38Yeah, definitely
17:39Like
17:40What gives you dick?
17:43Attractive wise
17:44When people don't have nice teeth
17:47Same
17:48Yeah, you pass
17:49So I'm just trying to make these crepes and all I can feel is knives in the back of me from Boston's eyes
18:00But jealousy's not hot on a girl
18:02How's my guacamole?
18:04Shit
18:06What rhymes with shit?
18:08Mick
18:11Mick and I were vibing last night but today is just a different vibe
18:14I know where you've been and everything you've done
18:18The way he like treats me as if I don't exist is just so dumb and it's so boring
18:23Literally, they do look real good. They look so thin
18:25Let's go to sleep
18:26Mick, Mick
18:27What?
18:29That's like your snuff, so you don't
18:33Sorry?
18:34I know, no, no, no
18:35It's been seven, it's been seven minutes
18:38Mate, like don't embarrass me
18:39Especially because last night you guys were like
18:41Dude, the switch up is crazy, bro
18:44Why is he just supposed to run that though?
18:46He doesn't know what the fuck he wants and he just wants attention
18:48That's literally all he wants, he doesn't want a girlfriend
18:57You've outdone yourself, Nicky?
18:58Yeah
18:59Yeah, then I'm right
19:00Yeah
19:00Yeah, I'm like the box down
19:04That's a lick of both fools
19:05Yeah
19:06I literally look at Josh and I'm like, you disgust me
19:08Where is Mick right now?
19:11I love jealous women
19:17Wait, if you think I'm jealous, you got me all fucking wrong
19:20It's embarrassing
19:21What do you mean?
19:21You're embarrassing yourself, Mick
19:23You're being a little girl
19:27How's being onto the next bomb?
19:31What am I meant to do here? Like I don't get it
19:33I said I was going to talk to both people and that's what I've been doing
19:36What's the issue?
19:37What am I meant to do?
19:38There is an issue because you're going around whispering like and doing little
19:43You know, he's done this, he's doing this
19:44Me, me, me, me, me, me
19:45Cut to attitude
19:47I literally have no, do I have attitude?
19:49Your middle name is attitude
19:51It's actually Louise
19:52Attitude, Louise
19:53Get out my face, you're blocking the sun
19:56I feel like I'm bored of him and I just don't think he's an actual man
20:00I can't win
20:01What?
20:03How can you be like pecking me yesterday and all over me and then like absolutely nothing today?
20:06I think that's whack
20:07You know that everything ends with me
20:10You calm your conscience, your guilty conscience
20:14I'm just always a bad guy
20:16You can't win, you can't win
20:18What happened?
20:18Now she's angry, I'm like what do you want me to do mate?
20:20Who?
20:20Boston
20:21Oh
20:21Yeah
20:22Well dude, I mean you were pretty close to her last night
20:24Now you're cooking the new bird pancakes
20:26I'm talking to the new person because that's what I'm meant to do
20:29Okay
20:30I didn't come in here to be miserable with one girl and just stick it out the whole time
20:34and be happily ever after and pretend everything was all good
20:37I came here to find the right girl and the right connections
20:39They think I'm playing a game now
20:41I'm like where's the fucking game mate?
20:43Here's the game
20:44The game is she's in you single bombshell
20:46She gets to pick someone
20:47If she picks you, your ass is saved
20:48Exactly
20:49Well that's the game
20:50I mean I'm just doing my thing, you know
21:00Coming up, the most dramatic dumping yet
21:06This filler is a mess
21:08But just how many will go?
21:11Wow, hurry up
21:13Oh girl, please
21:14The boys have been busy writing love poems for the girls
21:28And it's going well
21:29Kai, what's the first line of your poem to Yana?
21:35Need some work
21:36Alex, what you got?
21:37Do you know about I've licked my own dick before?
21:39Wow, how romantic, really good
21:43They were good, right Mick?
21:45Yeah
21:46But you love like the city life, right?
21:48City life?
21:49Yeah
21:50You get that vibe?
21:51Oi, I need your help
21:53What?
21:53You gonna help me?
21:55This morning, Yana didn't really want to talk to me
21:57I'm still very off me
22:00So I'm on a mission to win Yana back
22:03Oh, what's the plan?
22:03I'm gonna go in the nook
22:04I'm gonna pull those cushions off
22:06Light towels on it
22:06And then massage her in there
22:08Oh, it looks a great spot
22:09It's called Operation Pigeon
22:11Do you want to lay under the tree?
22:13Yeah
22:14Yeah
22:14Stop looking at me
22:16Stop staring at me
22:20Oi, sleep
22:22It's go time
22:23Oh, go time
22:23I'm ready
22:24When I create in the kitchen
22:25I want to create an experience for someone
22:27And obviously Kai's made some very poor decisions
22:29In the last 24 to 48 hours
22:31So we need to work out
22:32How can we sweeten Yana's perspective on Kai?
22:36In an ideal world, mate
22:38We can make a little French omelette, bruh
22:39Mate
22:40It might just be a fruit bowl, brother
22:41What?
22:42You don't like omelettes?
22:43Brother
22:44What? Strawberries?
22:45Yeah, strawberries look good
22:46Oh, there's raspberries
22:47I think that's an orange
22:50That's an orange, yeah
22:52We all know what it feels like to be in a doghouse
22:54So when a mate calls
22:55You answer that phone and you do whatever he asks
23:06Can you help?
23:07Wait, how do you do a love heart?
23:08I think you need more raspberries
23:09How is it me of all people that's been roped into helping Kai and Yana back?
23:17Kai's a chippy
23:24He builds houses
23:25He works with timber
23:26So he knows how to construct something
23:27But he doesn't really understand the feng shui and the energy of a space
23:30So that's where I come in
23:32Actually, grab those flat ones
23:33The flat ones, the flat ones, yeah
23:37That's gotta be healthy, bro
23:38We're going for a feng shui of
23:40Baby, I'm so fucking sorry
23:42And please forgive me
23:43It'll never happen again
23:44Oh, this is going to work a tree, mate
23:48And the fact that you've done nothing is even better
23:51Am I going to go place it over there for you too, or?
23:53Oh, fuck
23:54Yeah, you're welcome
23:55Go get her
23:55Mick, in Kai's defence, he was busy finishing his love poem for Yana that he was working on
24:01And he's going to drop it now
24:02A side of Kai we've never seen before
24:05This is going to blow everyone away
24:07Oi, Yans
24:0810 out of 10, pal
24:118 hours well spent
24:12Yans
24:14I think
24:14I think
24:15Hold up
24:18Black tape's easier to get rid of
24:19I like your little text
24:20What's that?
24:21Was that your ex's name?
24:22Nah, it's Majin, like from Dragon Balls, eh?
24:25Yes
24:25Do you like Spider-Man?
24:26Hence why I'm so jacked
24:27Are you a gay man?
24:28Oi, Yans
24:28Do you like Spider-Man?
24:31Yeah, I like Spider-Man
24:31I actually like spiders
24:32I'm bow
24:38There's a Blink lyrics
24:40Blink 180
24:40Mm-hmm
24:41What's that?
24:41It's a band from
24:42You don't know what Blink 180 is?
24:43You know who Travis Bracker is?
24:44Babe, I don't know what anyone is, get real
24:46She didn't know Pamela Anderson
24:47She's a kinset
24:48What?
24:48No, I know the name
24:49Cam, Cam's the one
24:53Okay, pal, the love poem did not work
24:55So maybe try a different approach
24:58Oi, Yans
25:00Never mind
25:01What do you want?
25:02I don't know
25:03What do you want?
25:04You want a comfort chart?
25:06What's happening?
25:14Is that chocolate?
25:15Me too chocolate
25:16Oh my god, Kai
25:17What?
25:17What the hell?
25:18The massage session
25:20This is so romantic
25:23He's got flowers
25:25He's got strawberries
25:26And melted chocolate
25:27Which is my favourite
25:28Oh my god
25:30I love love
25:31All right
25:32Let me put a bikini on
25:33This is a very big thing for Kai
25:35I can't remember the last time
25:36He would have done something like this
25:39Feet
25:40So yeah, I definitely feel very special
25:47This is definitely another little step up the ladder for him
25:51All right, this is really yummy
25:53You just like that
25:55You just like that and look beautiful
25:56You know, as always
26:00Look, I do really want Yana to understand that
26:03I do care and I want to make an effort for her
26:06So I'm definitely trying to pull out all the stops
26:10The sun always shines after the storm
26:15That's it, isn't it?
26:17That is so
26:18That's so nice
26:21Yeah
26:22He knows how to use his hands
26:26That's for sure
26:27Thanks for accepting my massage
26:40Thanks for the massage
26:45I know that this is no turning point yet
26:49And I still have to do a lot of grinding here
26:53And treating her right
26:55But for today, I do think we're on the right track to getting somewhere
27:04And yeah, I'm stoked that she's happy
27:07Don't get too excited, buddy
27:12Look at this baby, so cheesy
27:15Operation Pigeon Boy is definitely a success
27:18Oh, look at her, you're glowing
27:22So Kai's got to get to the top of Mount Everest
27:24And I feel like we've just left base camp after this massage
27:28Thank you, everyone
27:33Bare minimum!
27:34That's what I call my micropenis
27:36Hey, buddy
27:38Anyway, as the night falls, the tensions rise
27:54That's Y2K, that's so Y2K, bruh
28:01Yeah
28:02I don't know about no shirt underneath
28:04Nah, you have to pull the no shirt, bruh
28:05It's weird, no shirt's fucking, why not?
28:06We're in, who cares?
28:07I'm rockstar
28:08Cuz I've got one tape, I mean, I've got one tape, and they all grun
28:15They'll be like...
28:16Do that look good?
28:17I mean, I wanna be happy, but...
28:19a little good I mean all of that
28:36kind of nervous yeah I mean it's just crazy that we've had one night in here
28:41I feel like I need to do like a manifestation to the villa oh yeah should
28:48we do one be a witch dear Villa God dear Villa God we are trusting you I'm trusting
28:58they keep the Kiwi baddies in the villa in the villa I want to have cuddles with
29:04Jotham tonight and I want to have cuddles with Mickey so please
29:18you
29:20you
29:22you
29:24you
29:26you
29:28you
29:30all right everyone it's been a hectic 24 hours but now that the dust has settled we can all
29:56focus ahead and focus on what we came here for which is to uh to start making
30:00some connections and uh maybe find the one so cheers to that
30:04cheers to that
30:06love you
30:10love you
30:12that's actually kind of cool
30:13come hang out
30:14come hang out
30:15yeah come hang out
30:16I love this day
30:17thank you
30:18really really slaps Gabs really slaps well done
30:20thanks it's giving revenge dresses
30:23I can't help but be like it doesn't look so hot
30:27he's wearing the outfit that I styled him in the other day
30:30because that he's revenge after
30:32you think that's hot
30:33yeah
30:34that's my style
30:36they're just black men's your style
30:38yeah
30:39there's like three other black men here
30:41mmm
30:42pick your poison
30:44right there
30:46I got a text
30:48oh my god
30:50all islanders to the fire pit immediately
30:53oh
30:56oh fuck wait
30:57Sophie was here last night
30:59she gave us a warning that she'll be back in 24 hours
31:02so our time is kind of up
31:10no one feels safe right now
31:12we're going into this night with an awful lot of weight on our shoulders I think
31:16I won't let the darkness win this game
31:22yeah
31:23heading in tonight I definitely feel vulnerable
31:25you can never be too confident in these situations
31:29they had me running for my life
31:50the islanders gather
31:52Gabby's dress says revenge
31:54other faces say worried
31:57could this be the end?
31:59betrayal and heartbreak
32:01redemption
32:02reunion
32:03who's getting a plane
32:05who'll go to bed spooning
32:09oh yeah
32:10let's bring on
32:11the monk
32:13try to take me down
32:16I'm a fighter
32:19you can't stop me now
32:22I'm a survivor
32:25I need a better line
32:28let's out in my heart
32:30will shine
32:31you want something
32:34I'm a fighter
32:38good evening islanders
32:43how's everyone going?
32:44you all look beautiful
32:46thank you
32:47listen I'm going to be honest
32:50this villa is a mess
32:52tonight
32:56it will be cleaned up
33:00there are currently
33:06six couples in the villa
33:08Boston and Ross
33:10Jade and Jotham
33:13Sian and Alex
33:15Yana and Kai
33:18Tamara and Mateo
33:20Mia and
33:22Bailey and
33:24we have four singles
33:26Gabby
33:27Dylan
33:29Emma and Mick
33:32Islanders
33:35this year
33:36for the first time
33:38in Love Island history
33:40the first
33:44six people to leave
33:46the villa were day
33:48one Islanders
33:49every single bombshell
33:55is still in this villa
33:57normally the power sits with the bombs
34:04but tonight
34:06we're flipping the power
34:09six day one Islanders
34:13have gone
34:13so tonight
34:19the power to pick
34:21and the responsibility
34:23to clean up this mess
34:25sits with
34:32the six Islanders
34:35that have been here
34:36the longest
34:38so that's us four plus Gabby and me
34:42yeah
34:42shit
34:43oh
34:44you man
34:46Ross
34:47Jotham
34:48Sha
34:50Yana
34:51Gabby
34:53and Mick
34:54please stand up
34:57you are
35:05our villa veterans
35:07and you are going to fix this place up
35:11can everyone who is not standing up
35:16go and stand on the stairs please
35:19oh shit
35:26oh shit
35:27there's a lot of people
35:29going home tonight
35:30I think
35:30villa veterans
35:41tonight
35:43you'll pick someone
35:45to couple up with
35:46Ross
35:49please stand up
35:52who would you like to couple up with
35:59and why
36:00do we have to couple up with someone on the stairs
36:03no
36:04you can couple up with who you like
36:05anyone
36:06anyone right
36:07anyone
36:07love you Ross
36:11so who will it be Ross
36:12I'd like to couple up with this girl
36:14because she's absolutely gorgeous
36:17she's made my time in here
36:19really really enjoyable
36:21so the girl
36:22I would like to couple up with is
36:24Sharn
36:27yay
36:28go ahead baby
36:31don't worry
36:32hi
36:33Sharn
36:38hey
36:39and Ross
36:40it's been a long time coming
36:42it has been a very long time coming
36:44so
36:44how's it feel
36:45excited
36:46good
36:46this feels familiar
36:48it feels really good
36:48yeah
36:49well Sharn and Ross
36:50finally
36:51you're officially a couple
36:53Jotham
37:01which girl
37:06would you like to couple up with
37:07and why
37:08I'd like to couple up with this girl
37:13because
37:13I think from the start
37:15it's
37:15been
37:16even a surprise for me
37:17how well we've got along
37:18and
37:19you know
37:20I'm also excited to get to know her more
37:22so
37:24the girl I'd like to couple up with is
37:27Jade
37:30you can run in from me
37:32watch if I need me
37:38my god
37:43Jade that must be lovely to hear
37:48it is
37:49yeah
37:50it is
37:50yeah
37:51you were nervous
37:52a little bit
37:53yeah
37:53yeah
37:54mm-hmm
37:54Jotham was that tricky
37:56um
37:57you know
37:58I've
37:58wanted to be respectful in here
38:00not rub anything in the face
38:02but I think
38:03you know
38:03I've
38:04been
38:04very happy
38:05he's like that with everyone babe
38:08well
38:11Jade and Jotham
38:12you're officially a couple
38:14Yana
38:18which boy
38:21would you like to couple up with
38:23and why
38:24I would like to couple up with this boy
38:27because
38:28we have had
38:29a very rocky
38:30time in here
38:31the both of us
38:32and I think
38:33with all the ups and downs
38:36it's making us
38:37become stronger
38:38and I can't believe I'm up here
38:41saving his ass again
38:42but
38:43the boy
38:44that I would like to couple up with
38:46is
38:46Kai
38:51wow
38:53what a do baby
38:58Kai
39:08things move fast in this villa
39:10don't they
39:11because last time I was standing here
39:13about
39:14what
39:1424 hours ago
39:15I did not see this coming at all
39:19has he been groveling
39:21yeah
39:22he's definitely been showing me
39:25a lot of good signs
39:27and I think that that test really
39:29helped him
39:30take a look in the mirror
39:32okay
39:33well
39:34Yana and Kai
39:35once again
39:36you're officially a couple
39:38Gabby
39:41which boy
39:46would you like to couple up with
39:48and why
39:49I would like to couple up with this boy
39:53because
39:54I think
39:55at the start
39:56I thought it was just
39:58a little bit of temptation
39:59and
40:01after
40:01some time spent together
40:04I think
40:05there's a lot more to it
40:06than just temptation
40:07so
40:10the boy
40:10I'd like to couple up with
40:12is
40:12Dylan
40:18I've been feeling down
40:20this love
40:22it's got the best in me
40:23a panic
40:24it's been
40:25a cause
40:26you're my kick
40:27my vision
40:28it's good
40:29it's healing
40:30does it get easier standing
40:32no
40:32no
40:33and Gabby
40:35I mean I know it's new
40:37was that hard for you
40:38I mean babes
40:40divorce is a thing in here
40:41and just like
40:44shit moves quickly
40:46I'm sorry you had to see me
40:47like that last night
40:48that's alright
40:49Gabby and Dylan
40:50you're officially a couple
40:52Mick
40:55which girl
41:01would you like to couple up with
41:03and why
41:04I would like to couple up with this girl
41:13because
41:13I think we got off to a bit of a
41:16shaky start
41:18but I feel like
41:19over the last little bit
41:21we've been able to get to know each other
41:22a little bit better
41:23there's been a bit of a connection there
41:25and a spark that I didn't know
41:26was possible
41:28and I think it surprised me a little bit
41:30I also think this girl is very beautiful
41:35and she makes me smile
41:37and I feel
41:38you know a nice connection brewing there
41:40so the girl I'd like to couple up with is
41:45I should have known you would break me
41:52Mick recently kissed Boston
42:07but spent the last 24 hours
42:09getting to know Emma
42:10he must now choose
42:12which girl he'd like to couple up with
42:14so the girl I'd like to couple up with is
42:17I should have known you would break me
42:24Emma
42:26Oh fucking dog
42:40Oh
42:43So meek
42:44Was that an easy pick for you?
42:51Obviously it was probably the hardest pick I've ever made in my life
42:54I think to be honest
42:55Really?
42:56Get over it mate
42:57I'm talking Boston
42:58I feel like
43:03obviously I have that connection with Boston
43:06and it's been there a long time
43:07and I feel like
43:07I'm finding it difficult to
43:09you know
43:10look past kind of being friends
43:12and I think
43:13that's why I chose Emma
43:14and I feel like
43:16she just really got along
43:17and had a good day today
43:18and it's her birthday
43:19and I
43:19want to grant her a nice wish
43:21I think that's all bullshit
43:24You've like
43:27chatted to every single mom in here
43:28I've had no connection
43:29because you don't want to open up
43:30you opened up to me last night
43:31and now you've got a new girl today
43:32Yeah but you did change the tone today as well Boston
43:35to be fair
43:35and I feel like you
43:36You treat people like shit in here
43:37and everyone fucking knows it
43:39and I think I'm the only one who calls you out
43:40and you don't like it
43:41that's why
43:42Maybe I know
43:42Maybe that's why I didn't pick you
43:43I knew you know it
43:44Can I please continue?
43:45Don't even try it
43:46Period
43:48Period
43:49Anyway
43:50Can I finish?
43:51You're a dickhead
43:51Period
43:52Okay
43:52Yeah
43:53And all our friends at home fucking know it
44:02So happy birthday Emma
44:04Thank you
44:06Well Emma
44:13and Mick
44:14You're officially a couple
44:16Villa veterans
44:21You've all coupled up
44:23But
44:25Your job is not over
44:28There are six islanders still on the stairs
44:35And the six of you
44:38Need to save one of them
44:45Whoever you save
44:50Will then
44:51Choose someone to couple up with
44:53Which of them
44:56Deserves a place in the villa
44:58Huddle up
44:59And make your decision
45:01Thanks guys
45:03But hang on
45:11Let's just calculate
45:12It's a tough one
45:14Yeah
45:15I'm kind of in between
45:16I think she's the best pick
45:18Fuck no
45:19Yeah
45:20She's just
45:20Genuinely looking for love
45:22And just wait
45:23Open
45:23Everyone's standing
45:24No stairs
45:25Yep
45:26You're okay
45:27Yeah
45:27Gabby
45:43Please stand up
45:46Please tell us
45:52Which island are you'd like to save tonight?
45:54We've decided to save this person
45:59Because we believe
46:01They genuinely
46:01Are here to find love
46:03And have been super open
46:06In here
46:07Raw and genuine
46:09So the person
46:14We would like to save tonight is
46:16Tea
46:27Fuck
46:29You're fine
46:32You're fine
46:32Just have it
46:33Oh Tamara
46:35You can come over to the fire pit
46:37Tamara
46:50It must feel pretty special to hear your name
46:53It's definitely overwhelming
46:54I feel like everyone up there deserves to be here
46:59So it's a huge privilege for them to say my name
47:02I know how hard that was
47:03Well you're safe
47:05And you're about to make somebody else
47:08Oh girl please
47:09Please stand up
47:12Which boy would you like to couple up with
47:21And why
47:22I would like to couple up with this boy
47:31Because
47:32We have had
47:34A growing connection
47:35Since we've come in here
47:37We had some rocky times
47:40Some hard times
47:41And I think that we've shown that we can
47:44Move through that
47:46And grow through that
47:47So the boy
47:50I would like to couple up with is
47:52Mateo
47:55Jesus Christ
47:59I'm so fucking
48:03Mateo
48:07I feel like I could hear your heart beating
48:10Yeah I was going through the roof
48:12I'm not going to lie
48:13Well Tamara and Mateo
48:15You're still in the villa
48:17And you're officially a couple
48:19So thank you
48:21Boston
48:24Bailey
48:25Mia
48:26And Alex
48:28Can you step forward please
48:30You already know
48:39That tonight is a dumping
48:40What you don't know
48:44Is how many
48:47Are being dumped
48:48I'm sorry guys
48:51It's all of you
48:53Bailey is there anything you want to say?
49:04It was a lovely experience
49:05Short lived but
49:06You're all legends
49:08Yeah
49:10Grateful to have met all of you
49:12My parents
49:13Mia
49:13I learnt so much about myself in here
49:18And I love you guys so much
49:21Yeah unreal experience
49:24It's been a pleasure
49:25Honestly yeah so much love for all of you
49:27Can't wait to see you soon
49:29Boston
49:31I'm grateful for all of you
49:35Except maybe Mick
49:36Because absolutely fuck yourself
49:38You're a liar
49:41Game player
49:41And we all see it
49:42You have 30 minutes to say your goodbyes
49:53And then it'll be time to leave the villa
49:55The rest of you
49:57I'll see you very soon
50:00Night
50:01Thanks so much
50:02Good night
50:02Bye sir
50:03Good night
50:04Bye bye
50:05Bye bye
50:05Bye bye
50:06Bye bye
50:08Yeah, I'm sorry.
50:38That's right.
50:39I did, like, being a couple with you.
50:41Yeah.
50:42Free yourself.
50:45That's such bullshit.
50:49We need to talk first because fuck that.
50:52Sorry.
50:53We did so well, poofs.
50:55Mickey can go fuck himself.
50:58Thanks for everything, mate.
50:59No, it's better, bro.
51:00You're a bro, bro.
51:01Always.
51:02If he actually tries to talk to me, I swear to God.
51:06The man is a game player, a liar.
51:09I think the man needs to be humbled, so I hope the girls here humble him.
51:13We will not be friends on the outside.
51:15Pleasure to meet you, bro.
51:16You did well.
51:17But I wish him the best.
51:19I don't even think I can, like, talk about what has happened with any girl.
51:22I feel like the love.
51:23That's not right.
51:24No, it's not real.
51:25I'm sorry.
51:26Love, that's my girl.
51:27But picking Mateo, you guys don't even like each other.
51:29It kind of just sucks knowing that they've been saved when they both know they're not really
51:33into each other.
51:34I just don't really understand that.
51:35But I think they've known T for longer and they saved her for that reason.
51:39The others didn't have connections.
51:41Yeah.
51:42And you have been so genuine and so open and so everything since being in here.
51:45And we all saw that.
51:46And obviously, we know things are a bit rocky with Ms. Hair, but we know that you will open
51:50yourself up to anything that you can.
51:52Yeah.
51:53I love you.
51:54Love you.
51:55The group deciding to save me tonight was a huge shock.
51:59But it was the best feeling in the whole entire world.
52:03That would have been a tough decision, though, out of you guys.
52:07Fucked.
52:08That would have been fucked, man.
52:10It would have been a hard decision for all of them, so I've got to respect it.
52:14Me and Mia have been going very strong these last couple of days, so we can still explore
52:19that on the outside.
52:21I'm sorry, Mia doll.
52:22I'm sorry.
52:23Do you want a bar with me or no?
52:24I'm sorry.
52:25I'm sorry.
52:26No, really, I am.
52:27But I feel like a dead flower.
52:28I feel like I deserved a chance.
52:29I tried my best.
52:30I really wanted to find a connection and I didn't get to do that.
52:35So, that sucks.
52:36Maybe I should settle this.
52:37I'm sorry, hubby.
52:38Where's Bossy?
52:39Where's Bossy?
52:40She's in the bathroom.
52:41She's pissed.
52:42She's pissed.
52:43Yeah.
52:44She's pissed.
52:45She's pissed.
52:46Yeah.
52:47Yeah.
52:48I really wanted to find a connection and I didn't get to do that.
52:52I'm sorry.
52:53I'm sorry.
52:54I'm sorry, hubby.
52:55Where's Bossy?
52:56She's in the bathroom.
52:57She's pissed.
52:58Yeah.
52:59Yeah.
53:00I'm sorry.
53:01I'm sorry, hubby.
53:02Where's Bossy?
53:03She's in the bathroom.
53:04She's pissed.
53:05Yeah.
53:06I'm sorry.
53:07I'm sorry, hubby.
53:08Where's Bossy?
53:09She's in the bathroom.
53:10She's pissed.
53:11Yeah.
53:12I really told you two.
53:13A lot of years to figure it out, I guess.
53:18I mean, he's fucking insane for that.
53:20Yeah.
53:21But I'm not surprised.
53:22Especially guys being late.
53:23Yeah.
53:24Like, I'm literally never speaking to him again.
53:26And this wasn't an easy pick at all.
53:28Like, it's fucking hard.
53:29Yeah.
53:30But it's like, do I honestly think anything's going to happen with Boston out of here?
53:33Like, I don't.
53:34Like, we had a peck yesterday and I just feel a bit awkward with it.
53:36Like, don't even try.
53:38Fucking prick.
53:39But either way, I was going to hurt her because it's like, if I didn't pick her, she's going
53:43to hurt her later.
53:44Exactly.
53:45I mean, I've got to do what's right for me and I feel like I made the right decision here.
53:49I mean, for Bailey, you've only got like 24 hours in here.
53:52That's actually crazy, bro.
53:54He's on the flight for longer than he was in the villa.
53:57Yeah.
53:58I'll hit you up for some training.
53:59Yeah, you can go there.
54:00Yeah.
54:01Easy, mate.
54:02We can train out together.
54:03Health strength, conditioning, sinus health.
54:05Mmm.
54:06That's a wrap, guys.
54:10Thanks for having me.
54:11Love it on.
54:13Australia, season seven.
54:14Peace.
54:15Do it, do it, do it, do it.
54:16See you, buddy.
54:17Bye, hubby.
54:18See you.
54:19Love you, darling.
54:20Nice meeting you.
54:21Nice to meet you.
54:22I'll see you, ma'am.
54:23Thanks for looking after me.
54:24You know, I like you and I apologize for anything I didn't say, okay?
54:25Ended together, leaves together.
54:26Fucking oath.
54:27Did good.
54:28We did so good.
54:29You look so awkward.
54:30Is he not even going to walk down?
54:31I don't know why I'm using it.
54:32Boston, you didn't say bye.
54:33Go fuck yourself, Max.
54:34Seriously.
54:35I don't want to say bye.
54:36No, seriously.
54:37No, seriously.
54:38No, I love you, mate.
54:39You're being drunk.
54:40Bro, enjoy your screentime.
54:41We're not friends anymore.
54:42You're fucking wild.
54:43What if I jump on...
55:06I'm just so glad I had you in here.
55:07It's just good to have another little girl in here who understands.
55:12From day one, me and I clicked.
55:14I think me being a plumber, her being a sparky, and yeah, I'm going to miss having my little
55:21tradie chick around.
55:22Well, we all fucking hate each other, us girls.
55:25Yeah, it's like one day.
55:28Love you all.
55:29Love you.
55:30You're the hottest fuck, except Mick.
55:32Love you, guys.
55:33Good morning, sunshine.
55:34I love you.
55:35Good morning, sunshine.
55:36I love you.
55:37Good morning, sunshine.
55:38I love you.
55:39Good morning, sunshine.
55:40You could be the enemy.
55:43See you on the outside, Boston.
55:45Time has come for an end.
55:47I'll cut to the last scene just as the lights go down.
55:54It's cool.
55:55All the things I thought I knew.
55:58Mick is the biggest fucking game player and, like, almost had me fooled.
56:02I think I was questioning every day if he was being truthful or not.
56:05And that decision by him proved it.
56:08I've stayed true to who I am.
56:10I've been authentic.
56:11Came in on smoke, left on smoke.
56:15No regrets at all.
56:18It is what it is.
56:20Everyone's time in here comes to an end.
56:22I walked in the veil of a smile.
56:24I'm leaving him a smile.
56:25So, that's been unreal.
56:26Waiting for the phone to leave.
56:29I've been dumped from the villa.
56:33I wish I flicked Mick earlier.
56:35I think me and Jotham probably would have got along really well if Gabby wasn't always in the way.
56:40But, you know.
56:42I think they made the right decision.
56:45For themselves.
56:46Which is always the right decision.
56:48So, disappointed that I didn't get, I really didn't get a chance to, to sink my teeth in at all.
56:54Didn't get to do anything in it.
56:59Hopefully I don't look like too much of a fuckwood on television.
57:02And, uh, yeah.
57:04The rest, the rest will, uh, sort itself out.
57:07What the hell is sinus health, moon?
57:22Why am I wearing 3D glasses, do you ask?
57:25Well, one, because it's funny.
57:27Duh.
57:28And two, because next time is movie night.
57:33Next time...
57:34We crown Mr. Sublime...
57:39Oh, my God.
57:40The budgie smugglers.
57:42The oil.
57:43The body.
57:44I couldn't get my eyes off it.
57:47Zero.
57:49Damn!
57:51What's with these names, Kai Hard?
57:53Kai and I have really tried to push past Hotel Amore.
57:56But I think everything's just gonna bubble back up to the surface.
57:59Movie night begins!
58:01Does Gabby think she's in the Kardashians, bro?
58:04Exactly!
58:05That's what I've been saying, bro!
58:06It's Gabby Kardashian, except, like, from Wish.
58:10If you guys think I'm here for clout, I've already got the clout back home.
58:13Just so you know.
58:14Sinners exposed!
58:16Dylan's not here for the right reasons.
58:18Every single person in here knows that.
58:22And secrets revealed!
58:24I'm already cringing for this to air and watch me do this all over again.
58:29I'll be like, babe, you should have dropped him, like,
58:31fly on the first day.
58:33Seriously, I wouldn't have done this on the outside.
58:35We're not on the outside.
58:36That's why I stayed with you, bro.
58:38That's why we're still doing this right now.
58:40I didn't know that was said.
58:41Don't mind if played a role enough to be together.
58:43Oh!
58:46I need more popcorn, baby!
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