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Love Island Australia S7 EP 23
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00:00I know you want when I got it.
00:02I know you want when I got it.
00:04I know you want when I got it.
00:06Previously, a Love Island Australian.
00:10Three, two, one, let's go.
00:12I think you're hot. And you're confident.
00:14I think you're kind of fine too.
00:16New connections formed.
00:18We can make you some crepes. I would love that.
00:20Perfect. Yeah, that'd be so cute.
00:22Kai worked for Yana's forgiveness.
00:26Sun always shines after the storm.
00:29Kai's got to get to the top of Mount Everest
00:31and I feel like we've just left base camp
00:33after this massage.
00:35Then a fire appeared twist.
00:38Normally the power sits with the bombs,
00:40but tonight the power to pick
00:42sits with the six islanders
00:44that have been here the longest.
00:47We saw new couplings.
00:49Dylan. Emma.
00:51Re-couplings.
00:53Sharn. Jade.
00:55Kai. We had some rocky times,
00:57but the boy I would like to couple up with
00:59is Matteo.
01:01And four islanders were dumped.
01:04I'm grateful for all of you,
01:06except maybe me,
01:07because you're a liar, game player,
01:09and we all see it.
01:11Awkward!
01:13Tonight!
01:17We crown Mr. Sublime...
01:22Oh my God, the budgie smugglers, the oil, the body.
01:27I couldn't get my eyes off them.
01:29Zero.
01:31Damn!
01:33Yo, what's with these names, Kai Hard?
01:36Kai and I have really tried to push past Hotel Amore,
01:39but I think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface.
01:42Movie night begins!
01:46Does Gaby think she's in the Kardashians, bro?
01:48Exactly, that's what I've been saying, bro.
01:50It's Gaby Kardashian, except, like, from Wish.
01:53If you guys think I'm here for clout,
01:55I've already got the clout back home.
01:56Just so you know.
01:57Sinners exposed!
01:59The gentleman's not here for the right reasons.
02:02Every single person in here knows that.
02:06And secrets revealed!
02:08I'm already cringing for this to air
02:11and watch me do this all over again.
02:13I'm like, babe, you should have dropped him
02:14like a f***ing fly on the first day.
02:17Seriously, I wouldn't have done this on the outside.
02:19We're not on the outside.
02:20That's why I've stayed with you, bro.
02:22That's why we're still doing this right now.
02:24I didn't know that was said.
02:25Don't mind if played a role enough for being together.
02:27Oh!
02:30I need more popcorn, baby!
02:46The villa is four islanders lighter
02:49after a truly biblical dumping.
02:51Sian, what did Jesus say to his disciples
02:54before the Last Supper?
02:55And then there were twelve?
02:57That's the one.
02:58Amen.
02:59How are you feeling?
03:00Yeah, how do you feel?
03:01Good.
03:02Did I know I was going to get chosen by Gabby?
03:04Yeah.
03:05I brought my Grafton boots this season.
03:07They obviously worked today.
03:08But, yeah, obviously there's been a lot that's happened
03:12since you've come in with me.
03:14Mm-hmm.
03:15Um...
03:16As I said, I saw you at your highest.
03:18Yeah.
03:19And...
03:20So I think, like, we can move forward from there.
03:21100%.
03:22I hope that that was Gabby at her worst when I first came in.
03:26Because if it's not, I'm in trouble.
03:28But, yeah, you weren't getting too close to me,
03:30so I was like, oh!
03:31Oi!
03:32What do you mean?
03:33You don't have to be shy.
03:34What do you mean?
03:35What do you mean?
03:36You think...
03:37I'm so screwed.
03:38I know, I know.
03:39I know.
03:40Look, Dylan's still giving me the sex eyes
03:41despite seeing me in full destruction,
03:43Gab's Hurricane taking over the villa last night.
03:46And you know what they say?
03:47A man that likes you at your lowest,
03:49he's going to stick around, doll.
03:54You still have a lot to prove, though, Kaiser.
03:56I know.
03:57I know.
03:58I appreciate you.
03:59After last night and my mistakes
04:02that I've made,
04:03I thought I was going home tonight.
04:07You want some...
04:08Want some eggs?
04:10No.
04:11Thanks for fighting me.
04:14Again.
04:15Again.
04:16I'm gonna start treating my complaint, I don't know.
04:18Mmm.
04:19Fucking bad.
04:23Thank you, darling.
04:24Aw.
04:25Cheers to being in a castle again!
04:30Yeah.
04:31We're back, baby.
04:32We're back, baby.
04:33We're back, baby.
04:34Yeah!
04:35Sharn and my reunion has been a long time coming.
04:37It's amazing what a few bombshells will do
04:39to test a connection in here.
04:41Look how far we've gone.
04:43But I think we really fought for each other.
04:45We did.
04:46Yeah?
04:47We did.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:50I've got a lippy on, but...
04:51Welcome to my office.
04:54I just want to say that I'm grateful to be here.
04:58Are you?
04:59Yeah.
05:00About time you said something nice.
05:01What do you mean?
05:02I said something nice today.
05:03What did you say?
05:04I said that I'm...
05:05While you're sitting there getting tapes made for you.
05:08It's tough laughing though.
05:09I said thank you.
05:10That was nice.
05:11Thank you, yeah.
05:12Hey.
05:13I think we've got a nice vibe going on.
05:14I think it's very giggly, fun, a little bit stupid.
05:17She pushes back well with the banter.
05:19Just badly.
05:20Like, badly.
05:21Is that you?
05:22No, it's fine.
05:23I'm a good guy.
05:24I'm...
05:25I'm...
05:26I'm drama free.
05:27No, you're not.
05:28I am.
05:29Everything's good.
05:30Drama free?
05:31What do you mean?
05:32What do you mean?
05:33What just happened at the 5-bit?
05:34That was light work.
05:35The drama revolves around you.
05:36No, it revolves around Gabby.
05:38And me.
05:39Also Gabby.
05:40Mainly Gabby more than you.
05:41Mainly Gabby more than you.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Gabby more than you.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Gabby more than you.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Gabby's ego is as big as her tits.
05:54Having been saved herself, Tamara saved Matteo.
05:57And good thing too, because in spite of being rocky recently,
06:01all the signs are electric.
06:03Well, the ones over their head anyway.
06:05How are you feeling?
06:07Yeah, just a bit drained.
06:09Don't worry.
06:10That was a nice speech you said there.
06:12I mean...
06:13What?
06:14Picked you for a reason.
06:15Yeah, I know you did.
06:16Obviously I'm like...
06:17Like I'm excited as, but like there's obviously that little bit of scariness there.
06:21Had a rocky week, so...
06:23Have we?
06:24Yeah, we have.
06:25Yeah, I know, I know.
06:26I mean that seriously.
06:27Yeah, I know.
06:28We have.
06:29Yeah, I know we have.
06:30You laughed.
06:31No, I didn't mean it in a bad way, but like, yeah, I agree.
06:33Yeah.
06:34It was...
06:35There I am.
06:36There I am.
06:37Mm.
06:43You ever kissed a...
06:44You ever kissed a Spanish man in a terrace?
06:46No.
06:47Do you want to?
06:49Come.
06:51What?
06:52What?
06:53Nothing.
06:54It definitely feels like there's some strangeness coming back into the conversation with Matteo after the recoupling.
07:04And in this moment I really just need a little bit of understanding and some compassion that I'm overwhelmed.
07:11I've just had a really hard night.
07:14Like, do you want me to be more affectionate with you?
07:17Like, during this period?
07:18Or is that like, pressuring shit?
07:20Like, I'm so curious.
07:22I don't really know what I want you to do in the next couple of days when it comes to affection, to be honest.
07:27That's what I'm saying.
07:28I'm overwhelmed.
07:29I'm like, I genuinely don't really have very much to say.
07:30Yeah, that's fine.
07:31That's fine.
07:32It's been like ten minutes since we made kill decisions.
07:35Yeah, but that's fine.
07:36Look, I'm flattered that Tamara did pick me.
07:38But then on the other side of things, yeah, I did find her a bit hard to read.
07:42It just confuses the fuck out of me.
07:45So, yeah.
07:48Yeah.
07:50Yeah?
07:51I think yeah.
07:53What do you think, Tamara?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Yeah.
08:08I wonder what Dylan's gonna be like in bed.
08:13He better cuddle me.
08:14Babe, 100% he will.
08:15Oh, yeah.
08:16Big man Ting gonna be doing things.
08:18Those are some big arms, girl.
08:20I'm so excited to be sharing that with Dylan tonight.
08:24Oh my God, it feels like having a crush again.
08:26And yeah, I'm keen for lots of cuddles.
08:29I know he won't care at all, but like, I wonder if Dalton feels a tough way seeing me in bed with another guy.
08:36Nah.
08:37You're freaky in the sheets.
08:39I'm not.
08:40I can tell you.
08:41Nah, look.
08:42Gabby now being coupled up with Dylan, like, now me and Jay don't have to, you know, be careful.
08:56Walk on eggshells around each other.
08:58I'm like, give him some shade.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:01Sean definitely seems very excited to be back in the bed with me.
09:05You always look around in the dooday.
09:06You always look.
09:07The feeling is completely mutual.
09:12There might be a few fireworks going off under the sheets tonight.
09:19You know, my name is Michael.
09:20Is it?
09:21Yeah.
09:22Very good today.
09:23That's good.
09:24You even got me daddy too, if you like.
09:31Dad, are you watching?
09:32Hey, hey mate.
09:33Hey Michael.
09:37Reece is even laughing.
09:39Oh, man.
09:41Wait.
09:42I am so stoked.
09:43I did.
09:45Oh yeah.
09:46You salt use bro.
09:47I'm so stoked.
09:48You'veuse me.
09:49Oh uh, ah.
09:50You haven't heard my thing you've loved it.
09:52You gave me a new friend?
09:54I did first and god in December.
09:55But, luckily, lihat got back here.
09:58Yeah.
09:59I just got a free moment.
10:01Kai keeps telling me that he wants to fight for us, and I think by picking him tonight
10:08I've really shown him that I am willing to fight for it as much as he is.
10:20I feel like a creep. I feel like one of those cameras looking at me.
10:23Exactly.
10:26But he's laughing at us.
10:31Goodnight.
10:33Someone clap.
10:36Goodnight, Islanders.
10:38So, after tonight's dumping, the couples are Tamara and Mateo.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Emma and Nick.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Sharn and Ross.
10:48Yeah.
10:50Jade and Jotham.
10:52Oh, yeah.
10:55Gabby and Dylan. Oh, yeah.
11:01Sharn and Kai.
11:03Oh, my Lord.
11:04Cover your eyes.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Oh, my Lord.
11:15Cover your eyes.
11:20Don't worry, pal, our therapist gets in at 8am.
11:39You're first in line.
11:41All done.
11:44All done, Jesus.
11:45Right, I'm all done.
11:51I'm only sure I'm warmed up, kids.
11:56Daddy's home.
12:02Horny Daddy Moon.
12:07Coming up...
12:09I got a text!
12:11Movie night!
12:13It's judgment day.
12:16Caught in 4K!
12:18The lies, the truth, the fakeness, everything.
12:21Bring it all to air.
12:22Roll the tape.
12:39It's been a night of massaging and mischief in the bedroom.
12:42And a morning, too, apparently.
12:44Hey, Teddy, say your thing if you're deeply traumatised by what you saw.
12:48Good morning, first night.
12:49I love you.
12:51Mate, you guys had ants in your pants last night, giggling all night.
12:53That was not my fault.
12:55He guy's like, hee-haw, hee-haw.
12:58You know, we were just having a good time, you know?
13:00I'm really happy right now.
13:01Like, I think after last night and just sharing the bed together, it just made me, like, open my eyes and be like, you're onto something here, Mick.
13:07Dylan, you're on bed duties.
13:09Oh, no problem.
13:10Every day.
13:11No problem, wife.
13:12I've actually never had anyone help me make the bed yet.
13:15Good morning, Spain.
13:19How was your sleep last night?
13:23Did you do anything?
13:24Yeah, a bit touchy-feely.
13:26Did you do anything?
13:28With Kai?
13:29Yeah.
13:30Yeah.
13:31There was a lot of tension.
13:33Can't really help myself.
13:34I regret how fast I opened myself up.
13:39Gaving, yeah.
13:40Kai and I have definitely made up in one way or another, but he's still on the leash.
13:46I'm just a girl.
13:47Sorry.
13:48She's just a girl with wants and needs.
13:56Give me that.
13:58Why not?
14:04Oh, we don't bake beans.
14:06Do you reckon bake beans make you shit yourself?
14:08Yeah.
14:09It's just like potato and tomato, isn't it?
14:10Potato and potato.
14:12That looks fucking amazing.
14:13Potato beans coming to a supermarket near you.
14:17Give me that.
14:21Last night, the vibe was absolutely dead between Tamara and I.
14:25Both just didn't really acknowledge each other after yesterday's night's chat.
14:29Will you speak to a different one?
14:31No.
14:31No.
14:31I don't know.
14:32It's such a weird situation.
14:34I feel like I try to and then it's just nothing.
14:38If it was a pity pick, the whole recoupling thing after last night, then, yeah, I don't
14:45really want to be here.
14:46You guys weren't, like, all hugged up in bed?
14:48Mm.
14:49I just, I don't think I can continue any longer.
14:52Yeah.
14:53He just doesn't get me at all.
14:55And that's fine.
14:56It's okay.
14:57But I just feel like I tried really hard and it's like, you can't do that anymore.
15:01So, I'll tell him that this morning.
15:03I think he knows already, but...
15:04Yeah.
15:05We just aren't on that same level where we don't understand each other.
15:09And then, because there's feelings there, we're hurting those feelings in each other.
15:15And it's becoming a really difficult situation.
15:19Do you want to go, Jack?
15:20You got to go.
15:20Sure.
15:21I know that things have been weighing heavy on him, too.
15:24Hi.
15:28Hi.
15:29How are you?
15:30Yeah, I'm all right.
15:30How are you?
15:32Not great.
15:33Why?
15:34Because, I don't know, I feel like there's been a big weight that I've been carrying around
15:37for the last couple of days.
15:39Mm.
15:39And I've been really trying to make this work.
15:42Mm.
15:43And I just feel like it's going in circles.
15:47I, yeah, I don't know.
15:49I don't know.
15:50No, what?
15:51What's not clocking?
15:51I don't know, I'm trying to just, yeah, no, I'm just trying to process it.
15:54I need to fucking breathe and process because, like, I just don't get how you can couple
16:00up with someone and then the next day saying there's a lot of weight on your shoulders.
16:03Like, why would you couple up with that person?
16:06Because you're the only person I had a connection with than you.
16:08Yeah, but the connection's in the bin and it's been in the bin since the last couple of
16:11days.
16:12Has it?
16:13It's been fucked.
16:14You told me you shut down.
16:16Though, what am I meant to do?
16:17I'm not going to be a fucking bunny rabbit and chase you around when you give me absolutely nothing.
16:21Like, you told me you had genuine feelings for me.
16:25I do.
16:26Actions speak a lot louder than words.
16:27I've been struggling under the pressure.
16:29Under the pressure of words?
16:30The last couple of days.
16:31This, being here, trying to create a relationship in this environment, trying to make you understand
16:37me, I feel like you do not understand me at all.
16:40I don't think you've let me.
16:41Like, you haven't even, like, brought me in.
16:43You did show me sides to you that I've never seen before and you did lower them walls of
16:47yours and then all of a sudden they skyrocketed back up.
16:52I don't feel like there was that much pressure.
16:54Like, because you constantly need me to be.
16:58Constantly need you?
16:58Can you?
16:59No, no.
17:00Can you let me finish the bloody sentence?
17:02You're cutting me off halfway.
17:03Just go.
17:03Just go.
17:04Just go.
17:04Sorry.
17:04Just go.
17:05Like, what is that?
17:07Yeah, no, I apologize.
17:08Just go.
17:08I felt like you constantly needed something from me that I wasn't given and that makes
17:12me feel like, okay, I'm not doing enough, I'm not good enough, maybe I'm not meant to
17:15be in this relationship, maybe I can't make you happy.
17:18That, of course, that's pressure.
17:20It was really like, oh, I'm trying to make you happy, trying to make things work if I have
17:24feelings for you and it just was never working.
17:28Jesus Christ.
17:29See, because I think we actually have different values in that sense, because I feel like if
17:42I like someone, I'm going to put in an effort.
17:46I would literally move mountains for the right fucking person.
17:49That's how I feel.
17:51I just, I wouldn't shut down.
17:53Yeah, I've said some crazy things I'm not proud about.
17:58I'm beginning to wish I could drown it out.
18:03Seems like everyone could see this going down.
18:07But you and me, so foolishly...
18:11You all right?
18:11Yeah.
18:12Okay.
18:16Did I just say, like, something harsh or what?
18:23When you say, like, oh, if I, like, someone, I move mountains for them, how do you just
18:27shut down?
18:28It just sounds like you're saying, I'm a really great person when I'm feeling someone
18:31in your fucking shit.
18:32I didn't mean it like that, man.
18:34I just...
18:36I'm, like, I just asked, like, do we have different values in that regard?
18:41It just doesn't feel very nice.
18:42Please don't feel that way.
18:47Please don't feel that way.
18:49I'm sorry.
18:50Come here.
18:50Come here.
18:50Gathering.
18:51Come here.
18:51No, look, you're going to make me cry.
18:53Oh, my God.
18:54Oh, my God.
18:54Oh, my God.
18:57Oh, my God.
18:57Oh, my God.
18:59Oh, my God.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:03Obviously, I, like, have feelings for her and I genuinely care about her.
19:06This fucking breaks my heart, bro, like...
19:09But sometimes some people are just not aligned to be.
19:15Who's sorry?
19:29The Islanders have invented a secret code to communicate without the producers knowing.
19:34Oh, I'm pretty sorry.
19:35Kai, you try.
19:45Yeah.
19:49Hey, this is crazy.
19:51I got a text.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54A text.
19:56Girls, feel like a sexy snack?
20:00Today, the boys will battle out in a beauty pageant with a difference.
20:05And you will decide the winner.
20:08Oh.
20:09Who will be crowned the first ever Mr. Sublime?
20:13Ow!
20:13Hashtag sausage!
20:15Oh, my God.
20:17Well, I'm not sure why we're looking for Mr. Sublime when you're already looking at it.
20:20I've got this one in the bag.
20:22Do you like muscles, bread, and various salad dressings?
20:27Well, you're going to love Mr. Sublime.
20:30A challenge that will have the boys chasing bragging rights, this mildly impressive trophy, and, of course, the prestigious title of Mr. Sublime 2025.
20:39And here come the judges.
20:43There we go.
20:45Ow, ow, ow!
20:45Dressed neck to arse in corporate sponsorship.
20:48This is cute.
20:49Oh, hi.
20:50The girls will be scoring the boys, and in round one, the lads will strut their stuff on the catwalk.
20:56There we go, boys.
20:57Ow, ow!
20:59Woo!
20:59Oh, my God.
21:05The budgie smugglers, the oil, the body, the face, everything about him was just giving, like, baddie, and I couldn't get my eyes off it.
21:15Big man, too!
21:16Big man, too!
21:18Big man, too!
21:18Big man, too!
21:18Hey!
21:21Look at him!
21:22Oh!
21:23I've got that main feature in my ass, so I've got to get a little bit of a hip-bop to it.
21:29Look, I've been a model for 10 years, so I'm expecting some 10s from the judges.
21:41Woo!
21:42Woo!
21:42Woo!
21:43Woo!
21:43Woo!
21:44Woo!
21:44Woo!
21:45Woo!
21:46Woo!
21:47Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:49Woo!
21:50Woo!
21:51Woo!
21:52Woo!
21:53Woo!
21:54Woo!
21:55Woo!
21:56Woo!
21:57Woo!
21:58Woo!
21:59Woo!
21:59Woo!
22:00Woo!
22:00Woo!
22:01Woo!
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22:01Woo!
22:02Woo!
22:03Woo!
22:03Woo!
22:04Woo!
22:05Woo!
22:18Woo!
22:19Woo!
22:20Woo!
22:21We're doomed!
22:22Woo!
22:24Oh my God.
22:24Dylan's straw was everything.
22:26The body is insane.
22:27I think all the girls are a bit.
22:29I'm going confident. I'm going chin down eyebrow up. I'm like devilishly handsome with a little
22:45with a little spark of cheekiness in there. It's all about confidence baby.
22:51With the catwalk over it's time for the boys to impress with their hidden talents.
23:04What I'm looking for is energy, flottiness, maybe some serenading.
23:09Let's go boys, let's go boys. I've got quite the hidden talent I can bust out. Let's go get me the zone.
23:15Girls, this is my hidden talent and here we go.
23:31Yum.
23:34Gabby looks happy about it.
23:36Look, Jetham did a backflip on me at Hotel Amore so this talent does not surprise me.
23:41This is called Mick's Poem of Love and I hope you enjoy it.
23:45My love story began with a bird called Yana.
23:49It fell apart real quick like a mouldy banana.
23:53Next up was Tamara. It's a couple with Slick.
23:58We gave it a shot but it didn't quite stick.
24:01Then the tides, they did turn and ended my dilemma.
24:06Mick means business, this time with his hot chick called Emma.
24:10That was beautiful.
24:14Beautiful.
24:16Thank you, thank you.
24:18Next poem was very cute.
24:20He definitely made all the girls giggle and he rizzed us with that gift of the gab.
24:28Ladies, my hidden talent is Naylan.
24:30Here we know.
24:31Yeah, this is a good job Kai.
24:32It's not the first time I've seen Kai nail.
24:48When I was younger, I learned how to do origami and this is probably the coolest thing I can do.
24:54I have never pulled out the origami skills in front of a girl before.
24:58So I feel like that is a little niche hidden talent of mine.
25:02Oh, it's taken about three to five business days for the origami to get done.
25:26How are you going with that Mateo?
25:30Yeah, good dog.
25:31Good.
25:32Fucking hell mate.
25:35I am done.
25:39It's a dragon.
25:40It's a draggy.
25:42Oh my god.
25:43There you go.
25:44The little, the little, the little Love Island pet.
25:48Thank you for your patience, ladies.
25:52Alright guys, y'all look gorgeous today.
25:54If you watched last season, you've seen my tongue had a bit of a mind of its own.
25:58Oh.
25:59But I've tamed it and I'm just here to show you what happens when I can control it.
26:03Oh.
26:04Okay.
26:05Okay.
26:06What does that mean?
26:09Oh.
26:10Oh.
26:13Sit down.
26:14What is happening?
26:16Oh.
26:17Wait what?
26:18Oh damn.
26:19Oh my god.
26:20Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:22Oh!
26:23Oh!
26:24Oh!
26:25Oh!
26:26Oh!
26:27Oh!
26:28Oh!
26:29Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:31Oh!
26:32Oh!
26:33Oh!
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26:40Oh!
26:41Oh!
26:42Oh!
26:43Oh!
26:44Oh my god!
26:45Oh!
26:46Oh!
26:47Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:49Yikes!
26:50Um, didn't see that coming.
26:52Get your tongue out of my girls' legs and thighs, mate!
26:56Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:58Oh!
26:59Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:01Oh!
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
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27:11Oh!
27:12Oh!
27:13Oh!
27:14Oh!
27:16Oh!
27:18Oh!
27:20Oh!
27:22Damn! Oh, damn, okay!
27:24Damn, that talent, babes.
27:26Our tongues just go together, and I'm just like,
27:28wow.
27:30G'day, girls.
27:32Story time.
27:34Oh, his little Lego box!
27:36I love it.
27:38There's Tamara.
27:40She's a gorgeous Irish lass.
27:44Aww!
27:46And she gave
27:48Mick
27:50a puff.
27:52And there's Yana, Yana, Yana
27:56at a little Kai.
28:00And you've got yourself
28:04a big fat drama.
28:06Gaby, Gaby, Gaby.
28:10Oh, God.
28:12She said goodbye
28:14to Joth.
28:16He said bye, me.
28:18But she's
28:20found herself
28:22another brown hobby.
28:24Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade.
28:28She had Jotham
28:30to persuade.
28:32And in Hotel
28:34Amour
28:36together they laid.
28:38I bet they did.
28:40Emma
28:42was picked by Mick.
28:44Oh, but honey
28:46don't give him the ick
28:48cause he'll move on quick.
28:54Shiny, Shiny, Shiny.
28:56Shana
28:58You're my favourite
29:00girl in here
29:02for a yarn.
29:04And I just wish
29:06that we could spend
29:08a night in the barn.
29:15That was good!
29:16That was very good!
29:18My boy, he's not only beautiful
29:20and a model.
29:21He's talented.
29:22He's played as a guitar.
29:23He's good with his words.
29:24He's got everything.
29:268.5.
29:27The girls
29:28will now score
29:29each boy out of 10.
29:305.
29:316.
29:329.9.
29:33And a winner
29:34will be decided
29:35once all scores
29:36are totalled.
29:370.
29:38Love Island's
29:39very first
29:40Mr. Sublime
29:42is...
29:45Ross.
29:50What am I?
29:51Here we are.
29:53You're a new trophy.
29:54Aww.
29:55Yes, thank you!
29:56Woo!
29:57Mr. Sublime baby.
29:58Thank you Mum.
29:59Thank you Dad.
30:00Thank you ladies.
30:01Woo!
30:02Woo!
30:03Mr. Sublime baby.
30:04Thank you Mum.
30:05Thank you Dad.
30:06Thank you ladies.
30:07Woo!
30:08Coming up!
30:09It's a thriller in the villa.
30:10I know!
30:11Like we actually don't need to go over this shit again.
30:13I didn't know that was said.
30:14That might have played a role enough to be together.
30:15Oh!
30:16I need more popcorn baby.
30:17Woo!
30:18Oh!
30:19Oh!
30:20Oh!
30:21Oh!
30:22Oh!
30:23Oh!
30:24Oh!
30:25Oh!
30:26Oh!
30:27Oh!
30:28It's a thriller in the villa.
30:29I know!
30:30Like we actually don't need to go over this shit again.
30:31I didn't know that was said.
30:32That might have played a role enough to be together.
30:33Oh!
30:34Oh!
30:35I need more popcorn baby!
30:36As some Islanders play, others are busy fixing things.
30:52Gabby fixes her boobs, Dylan fixes his balls, and Jade fixes her hat.
30:58Jotham, want to try fixing something?
31:01Hey, Gabby.
31:02Okey-dokey. Would you like to go for our chat now?
31:06Yeah.
31:07Let's do it.
31:13I've wanted to talk to Gabby for a while now and, you know, just kind of check in on her, see how she's doing, how she's feeling.
31:19We're going to be living in this villa together, so I want to make sure no one's uncomfortable.
31:22How have you been feeling the past couple of days and what's been going through your head?
31:26I mean, I think it's pretty obvious. I've been obviously distressed and upset.
31:31Yeah.
31:32Literally everyone in this villa was shell-shocked at the way you were moving mad, just, like, coming in, being all over her.
31:38Like, it's just been, like, a big slap in my face and I just felt like you obviously, as a man, just went about it in a really disrespectful way towards me.
31:46Like, your new girl hasn't said one word to me and I've been visibly so upset, crying so much.
31:52Like, you know, as a girl's girl, you could have just said, like, hey, just ask her if she's okay.
31:57Yeah, yeah. Like, I think first off I want to apologise to you, you know, and apologise about disrespect.
32:05Like, I never had any intention. I think it was definitely hard for me to kind of navigate how I did want to go about it.
32:12It just felt a bit odd. I didn't know if I was just going into your face more and causing more of a problem.
32:18So, I thought maybe I do give you the space.
32:21Is this not the chat that we should have had two days ago when you came home from Hotel Amore?
32:25It's giving small balls.
32:28And I just want to say, like, yeah, I obviously didn't appreciate you, like, judging my character.
32:33I know one of the things you said up there was, like, I have too many ups and downs.
32:37And, like, for me, that just, like, really hit deep because that's just me.
32:40Like, I really wear my heart on my sleeve.
32:42I'm sorry, like, from what I've spoken, like, you felt I was judging you.
32:46Like, that's definitely not the way I meant it to come across.
32:48I was not trying to ever judge you.
32:50What I was kind of just trying to say is just how we are different.
32:54Well, maybe just do a bit of reflecting for your next girl that you don't do things like that.
32:59Because I think the way that I reacted was definitely out of things that you'd done.
33:05Things are never going to be too great between us.
33:07Like, I have hurt her quite badly.
33:10But I do hope we can move to a cordial and happy and friendly place.
33:15I do want the best for you.
33:17Well, it's too late, babes.
33:18Like, you just kind of, like, dragged me along as a placeholder.
33:23So, that's all I've got to say.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:36Wait, are you going to the teepee?
33:38We're going to the teepee.
33:40teepee, okay.
33:42It is a little upsetting that, you know, she is walking off and it is, like, another kind of conversation that still just feels bad.
33:52Yeah.
33:53Are you all right?
33:54Yeah, he's a fucking absolute fraud, mate.
33:59Oh.
34:00Mm-hmm.
34:01How was that chat?
34:03Look, it was good.
34:04Yeah.
34:05Kind of, somewhat.
34:06Why do you say that?
34:07I think, like, I mean, like, I still didn't get the full conversation.
34:11She did walk off.
34:12Like, I don't want to make it worse for her because she still feels like I've been quite disrespectful.
34:18Yeah.
34:19Like, he was just talking shit.
34:21Like, you know how he has the puppy eyes?
34:23Yeah.
34:24He has the puppy eyes and he goes around in circles and sort of says sorry but, like, doesn't even fucking say anything.
34:29Yeah.
34:30I'm like, be a fucking adult and have a mature conversation.
34:32I don't believe he's sincere at all.
34:35I think he's the biggest love bomber and I've watched him do it to multiple girls and I can see it happening right in front of my face.
34:41The nice guy thing is just a fucking act.
34:43Like, I'm telling you.
34:45And obviously you guys don't see that because you're not emotionally, intimately involved with him.
34:50Yeah.
34:51But it is.
34:52And she said, like, you haven't been a girl's girl and gone up to him.
34:55But in my mind I'm thinking, like, you're probably being, trying to give her the respect of space.
34:59Well, every single time I share a room with her she's making comments.
35:02I feel like Gabby is someone that just constantly says, like, little things that try to piss you off.
35:09Eye rolling types of comments that are just like, oh, like, go away.
35:13Like, the whole time I've been in here she's been so old.
35:16Yeah.
35:17I know that she was upset and I get that.
35:19But I don't fuck with people like that.
35:21Yeah.
35:22Yeah, that's alright.
35:23I'm here to find a genuine connection.
35:25And so far I'm really enjoying getting to know Jotham and I can see a connection forming between us.
35:31So, yeah, I'm not gonna let any, like, outside noise affect me just yet.
35:37I don't think that it's embarrassing for her because she's probably, he's probably gonna do the same thing.
35:42Yeah, obviously.
35:43Mate, once they get out they'll fuck in the hotel and then he'll be back and be like, I'm not ready for a relationship.
35:48Like, hello.
35:49It's obvious.
35:50Because I'm the most independent, put together 21 year old.
35:53And if you can't have a relationship with me, I'm not sure it's gonna work with anyone else.
35:57I don't really care for it.
35:59Like, it's not keeping me up at night.
36:01Yeah, that's good.
36:02I'm fine with not being a friend.
36:03Mmm.
36:04Alright, sorry.
36:05Yeah.
36:06I'll be here for you anyway.
36:07Yeah.
36:08I think they deserve each other.
36:10Like, generally, the way they fucking move mad in here, they deserve each other.
36:14Jotham's so adamant that he came for a connection and he's gotten that after wasting all my time in here.
36:19So why doesn't he just leave with her?
36:21He's got what he came here for.
36:22Go on.
36:23I want to focus on Dylan and stay the fuck away from them.
36:27If I literally see them around a corner, I'm turning the other way.
36:29Yeah, I think that's a healthy thing to do as well.
36:31Moving forward, I just am avoiding him.
36:33Don't want to see his face.
36:35Don't want him near me.
36:36The day they leave the fucking villa, I will literally be on my hands and knees being like,
36:41there is a God.
36:42Rain so my tears don't linger.
36:47Rain down like the hurricane.
36:50It's washing you away.
36:53Vibes, vibes, happy vibes.
37:04Chillin' by the pool with lots of smiles.
37:06We're a family show, so we don't show sex.
37:08But we do show boys with lots of pegs.
37:10Everyone seems way too relaxed.
37:12Time to blow it up, go grab your snacks.
37:14Snot and tears, it's gonna be frightful.
37:16Movie nights here, how delightful.
37:20I got attacked!
37:22Oh my God, okay, wait.
37:25Islanders, it's Love Island's night of nights and you all have VIP access.
37:30Fling on your red carpet fits, pop the popcorn and prep your most outrageously shocked face.
37:36Tonight is movie night!
37:39Hashtag sinfully good, hashtag box office smashed.
37:44No fucking way!
37:47Oh my gosh, bro!
37:49Movie night is happening tonight!
37:53That's all I've got to say.
37:55It's not gonna be good for me, bro.
37:57This is trouble, man.
37:58Oh my God!
37:59You're all going to hell!
38:00I just want to say it in advance, I love you all and I'm sorry for anything I said.
38:03Oh shit!
38:06Ah, fuck.
38:07Out of everyone, Ross gone Mick, sorry I talk shit most about you.
38:10It was when you were with Boston, babe.
38:13When Ross and I weren't coupled up, I said some mad shit about him, but it's all good now.
38:17I've said things.
38:18I just want everyone to know that I've talked shit about all of you.
38:22Sian has beelined it to me.
38:24She's going into damage control and I'm just going, this cannot be good.
38:28Sorry.
38:29I wonder if we'll be kissing like this after.
38:30Tonight's movie night.
38:31It's not gonna be a rom-com.
38:32It's gonna be a bloody horror.
38:34This is your night to shine.
38:35This is meant for you.
38:36I'm most excited about Ruby night because I know Jotham is a little snake in the grass
38:42and I hope all his true colours come out in this.
38:44You know what they're showing?
38:45Hurry, tell them all.
38:46I know.
38:47Definitely.
38:49Oh, I'm confident with it so I don't care.
38:51I think Kai and I are in a great spot now and I'm just hoping that nothing that I don't
38:56know already will come out.
39:06I might have already slept my last night telling Sian.
39:11You think?
39:12No.
39:13Dude, she was pretty quick to apologise.
39:14She apologised to me straight away as well.
39:16You're the bulk shit talker.
39:17Look, if I hear some people have made some comments about me, that's fine, but I do keep
39:21receipts and it'll be coming straight back their way.
39:23I say shit about everyone.
39:24What did you say about me?
39:25Probably that you're a fuckboy.
39:27It's gonna be like us at the hotel going, that shit.
39:32It's gonna piss the girls off.
39:33You know, that's like that.
39:34Honestly, I think the person I'm most likely to upset would be Gabby.
39:38Yeah.
39:39Yeah.
39:40Who is wanting to go toe to toe with Gabby?
39:42I mean, yeah.
39:43Look, the biggest man in the room would be scared.
39:45The biggest man in the room was scared.
39:47She's starting to get real.
39:49Try not to let your emotions run here.
39:51Hold your shit together.
39:52Do not cry.
39:53If you need to cry, pull off, come cry to us.
39:56Just try not to do it in the moment.
39:58They're hyping her up to crash out and it's embarrassing.
40:01I'd never let any of my friends crash out that way.
40:04Yeah.
40:05We're just playing on our downfall.
40:09Shit is about to go down.
40:13We haven't even watched any movies yet, but the divide is real and it is intense.
40:19I think give it to them, but also be the bitch that doesn't care because your focus now is you and Dylan.
40:24What's done is done.
40:25Yeah.
40:26With them.
40:27They've made their bed.
40:28They have to lie in it.
40:29Yeah.
40:30Have a cry.
40:31Have a cry.
40:32I think we're all fucked, to be honest with you.
40:36Kai said it so I don't have to.
40:38Step right up to the biggest shit show in town, Love Island Movie Night.
40:43Our popcorn, like all the tea about to be spilled, is piping hot and the temperature is ice cold.
40:50Feeling good about tonight, my friends.
40:53I can't imagine I've said anything too bad in here, have I?
40:57Or have I?
41:03Alright boys, I want to make a toast.
41:05Yep.
41:06Cheers to the doghouse, eh?
41:07Cheers.
41:08Cheers, cheers, cheers.
41:09I'll look it up.
41:10The lies, the truth, the fakeness, everything.
41:25Bring it all to air, roll the tapes.
41:27I bet that there's going to be a movie tonight where Kai is featured, whether it's good or bad.
41:36I've never been so sick to my life.
41:39I'm just so in advance everyone, okay?
41:41Yeah, love you all.
41:42Love you all.
41:43You've apologised too many times that it's starting to get alarming.
41:45So I feel like Sian's the one that's nervous tonight and I can't wait to see what shit she's been talking,
41:49because from all accounts, it's going to be a lot of it.
41:53They're sitting in two teams over there.
41:55Yeah, it's four on tour over there.
41:57Good luck, my brothers.
42:02Me too, bro.
42:03Good luck.
42:04Bring it on.
42:05I want to get mine out of the way, eh?
42:08Whoa!
42:12No, I'm like so anxious right now.
42:16Kai Hard!
42:18Kai Hard!
42:23Fuck off, eh?
42:24Look who's shit talking.
42:28Look who's shit talking will be me, bro.
42:30Oh my God, I've definitely talked some shit in here.
42:33But look, like, it's got to be about all of us, right?
42:36No more time, love.
42:39No time to pretend.
42:41We've all got big mouths.
42:44Anyone seen Catch Me If You Can?
42:46Catch Me If You Can is fucking iconic, bro.
42:49Yeah, he's a con man.
42:50Obviously, Kai Hard and Catch Me If You Can are going to make some classics.
42:57I'm just hard, mate.
42:58That's all it is.
43:00Kai and I have really tried to push past Hotel Amore,
43:03and I think we've gotten there, but...
43:05I think everything's just going to bubble back up to the surface.
43:08What's with these names, Kai Hard?
43:10Like, fuck me, dude.
43:12I'm stressing just knowing that I'm going to be in the fucking foreign line again
43:15because I know what's coming.
43:17You're trying to fill.
43:20You're trying to fill.
43:22You're trying to fill.
43:24I thought there wasn't nothing left...
43:28Movie night is at go,
43:30for most directors getting the title of worst film of the year
43:32will be a major low point.
43:34For team Love Island, it's the Holy Grail.
43:37is at go for most directors getting the title of worst film of the year will be a major low point
43:43for team love island it's the holy grail cue chaos in three two
43:53islanders welcome to movie night hey thanks hope you're sitting comfortably yes ladies first
44:02which clip would you like to watch hashtag roll the tape hashtag pass the pop
44:14yeah roll the tape we're all going to hell direct flight first class caviar no baggage
44:22i definitely think the girls might be involved in this one
44:24any time i have a combo with jotham i end up zoning out and i black out
44:34because he just repeats himself and goes on the same like tangent for 10 years
44:39i think jotham is an idiot and he's really young and he's a people pleaser and i think he's too
44:44soft for you he doesn't have your back and he's afraid of you because he's a fucking pussy
44:50she's been nothing but nice to my face but clearly she's not a fan how do you feel about
44:59that joth man sucks i'm scared of me i'm a pussy crazy i'm terrified of a i don't know if i for
45:09something girl she's scary i'm scared of gabby don't fuck with me then he sits there like a
45:22fucking muppet and just fucking doesn't say shit look a fucking small cock shrimp dick man
45:32like literal micro penis small cock shrimp dick yeah i mean the way jotham's treated me in here
45:38that's small dick energy like it makes sense bro gabby thinks she's in the kardashians bro exactly
45:43i thought i'm that's what i've been saying bro it's gabby kardashian except like from which
45:52you're literally a timor david beckham like get out of here gabby's ego is as big as her tits
46:06she is the drama i knew she was gonna pick dylan because dylan's got like the clap she's got a
46:12fighting chance with him oh come in here swing it oh yeah the thing is like dylan's not here for the
46:21right reasons every single person in here knows that okay can i say one thing i've got a lot more
46:32clout on social media than dylan does i think he's hot he's he's a man so that's why i chose him
46:37because babes if you guys think i'm here for clout i've already got the clout back home just so you know
46:42babe if i want clout i just go outside and take a selfie like i don't need no man i don't say it
46:47about the followers well you said clout so what's the difference explain yourself no i just think
46:52it's a bit rich to say that considering you guys have come in and you've got a week to find a
46:56connection yeah yeah that's what we're here for to find a connection in a week yeah and we did and i did
47:06okay babe coming for me because i'm a late bombshell like honestly that just doesn't even make any sense
47:14if i was a clout chaser i wouldn't go for jocelyn because he's in one of the strongest couples in
47:19the villa i would probably go for someone easy like mac oh i had no idea that cabbie had clout i don't
47:26even know who she is exactly never wish i never did either
47:30wait wait guys mateo told tamara yesterday that he wants to go fully exclusive with her
47:41do you know what's funny like this sounds mean but i reckon i could like swindle her back in like
47:46in like an hour
47:51like one chat i reckon
47:53of course he reckons that one chat dickhead fuck you that's crazy it's true
48:00i don't know if you're in a shot or not but i feel like they're not who they say they are
48:07like it's been so i feel like it's fake very much true oh
48:12that's good to know
48:13fuck you kai i love you my boy what's not authentic kai my comment was strictly when you's both went your
48:20separate ways and i said i think it's all fake now that was strictly my comment towards youtube
48:25that wasn't me that was ross i think a lot of that came from the time where the bust and stuff was
48:29happening too you're sweet kai you're sweet you're sweet bro i'm just saying no i'm just telling you
48:33i actually am quite pissed that kai said that ross and i were fake like it is actually pretty hurtful
48:38considering i've backed kai in here i've given him solid advice with yana i helped him out when he's
48:42needed and then he gone shits on ross and i that's real real i think he's just very avoidant and
48:48definitely agree with him that he has commitment issues yeah 100 percent and he's not emotionally
48:55available oh for a 28 year old man that ain't it 28 you're pushing to it bro that hairline ain't
49:07gonna last that long come on
49:08what's wrong with ross's hairline hey hey the hairline's at least my worries i'm more vocal
49:27about my hairline than anyone else what's your worry what's your worry then look i've seen another side
49:32to shan tonight that was not something that i have liked it's not just about what's been said about me
49:37it's about what's been said about other people i thought she was a bit more mature than that
49:41if if this was like him and boss and i on the outside world i'd be like bro you like i'm gone
49:47you have no i would be i would be gone bro our cuddle time has run out oh he's angry like i'm already
49:57cringing for this to air and watch me do this all over again i'll be like babe you should have dropped
50:02him like a fly on the first day oh my god my family my family you're gonna be like sean what are you
50:13doing that's that's bad well we've all talked a bit of that was mainly me shit talking i won't lie
50:19though it was like yeah that was like sharon's compilation of shit talking clips that's tough
50:24you knew something was coming i did i'm pretty confident in who i am i'm confident with how i
50:29handed the boston situation like i can really stand by my actions she obviously said that you
50:33know she'd be ashamed like if her family saw her still with me here so yeah it's not not a good
50:40taste in my mouth you don't think your family will like ross no no no that's not what she said no
50:45my family will be disappointed that i didn't cut him off after him like entertaining boston
50:50because i'm not like that on the outside we're not on the outside what's he meant to do if boston
50:54that's why i stayed with you bro that's why we're still doing this right now i didn't know that was
51:01said
51:05i might have played a role enough to be together
51:09i need my popcorn baby seriously i wouldn't have done this on the outside if you were entertaining
51:14another connection on the outside i've already told you i wouldn't have done that on the outside
51:17that's not how i operate i've said that i'm someone who i'm your only woman and that's that she picked
51:22me and i told you that i'll explore that connection i know i know ross obviously you need to explore the
51:27connection the emotion like we actually don't need to go over this again we do we do because
51:31you're screaming and i like because you're just telling me things that we've already talked about
51:35like what i said is my family will be disappointed in me for entertaining a man who has entertained
51:41another woman that's all i've said that's not what we just saw i let you do your thing but i'm still
51:46allowed to be upset about it and i'm still allowed to say you've got commitment issues because you do i'm
51:50still allowed to say you're emotionally unavailable because you are did i lie if you can't understand
51:57where i'm coming from and my feelings then whatever
52:04the only thing that's pissing off about shan thing is she didn't say sorry she just went straight into
52:07like it was my fault somehow that's what's really rubbing me the wrong way here is like own your
52:11mistake or at least i think maybe she doesn't even think that it's a mistake and she still stands by
52:16her word so i am questioning whether i want to be in this couple with her somehow it was my fault
52:21she said all that and somehow it was still my fault there was no apology there was no remorse
52:24i was like what the yeah i don't know just got some thinking to do
52:31it's like i can see everything in 3d whoa my hands like moving it's incredible
52:52next time i'm interested in you you're someone i would date on the outside and as soon as i saw you
52:59i was like oh my god like where's this man being my whole life more secrets you said like you weren't
53:05flirty at all like that's just kind of showing how flirty you were i literally like i don't care
53:09gabby's got the word hypocrite written across her forehead
53:15more sinning you played them all though womanizer's back baby it's painful to watch so mick you are
53:23playing the game then and all right let's see what this bomb's made of then
53:35what's funny bro this more shouting i can't say sorry enough cry some more why don't you kai shut up
53:44yeah literally he's literally cheated on you so many times why do you want to be with him he's a dog
53:49i'm a dog
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