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I Married Joan (1952) Vol 2- Part 1
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00:30The Joan Davis Show, I Married Joan, America's favorite comedy show, starring America's queen of comedy, Joan Davis, as Mrs. Joan Stevens.
00:48And featuring Jim Bacchus, as Judge Bradley Stevens.
01:06I Married Joan.
01:09Listen to this, Brad.
01:14What millionaire playboy has been seen at what nightclub every night this past week?
01:19Is the answer a dancer?
01:21Does he linger for a singer?
01:23Or could it be the hat-check girl who has gone to his head?
01:27Hat-check girl gone to his head.
01:30Isn't that a riot, Brad?
01:32Julie, how can you read such nonsense?
01:34Oh, Brad, stop being such a stuffed shirt.
01:37The fellow who writes this talk in the town column is very funny.
01:40And he really gives you the latest dirt, too.
01:42Dirt is right.
01:43Just a collection of phony news items.
01:45Oh, uh, Joan, can I have some more toast?
01:47And, uh, please hurry, dear.
01:48I'm a little late for court.
01:50Yes, Your Honor.
01:51Coming right up.
01:57Rumors are flying that not all the cases in this town's court are being decided on merit alone.
02:02We know that bribe is an ugly word, but can there be some bulging wallets under those judicial robes?
02:12Please, Brad, I got the toast as fast as I could.
02:15Well, I'm sorry, dear.
02:16I was thinking of something else.
02:19Oh.
02:20Can I have the paper back, Brad?
02:21Courts are being decided on merit alone.
02:24Brad?
02:25Bulging wallets under those judicial robes.
02:28You see, honey, that talk in the town column really grows on you.
02:32You'll enjoy yourself.
02:33Read it.
02:34I'll read the magazine section.
02:36I didn't get a chance to read it yesterday.
02:41Oof.
02:41Well, how about this?
02:48Helen Cavanaugh's house is in the Home of the Week section.
02:51The nerve of this newspaper.
02:53Oh, it would be Helen Cavanaugh's house.
02:56Well, that Helen is one of the most arrogant, insulting.
02:59Like when she said to me,
03:01Darling, your stockings are wrinkled.
03:03I wasn't even wearing stockings at the time.
03:08Home of the Week.
03:09They shouldn't be allowed to print this kind of news.
03:12They certainly shouldn't.
03:13We should be talking about this for years.
03:15I'm surprised she hasn't been here yet to brag about it.
03:18I can just hear her.
03:21And guess what, darling?
03:22They picked my house for the Home of the Week.
03:25Isn't that wonderful, darling?
03:27Oh, yes.
03:29Yes, dear.
03:29If you like it, keep it.
03:31Don't send it back.
03:33I'll pay for it, dear.
03:35Really?
03:35You might stand.
03:39Hello, Joanie.
03:43Helen.
03:44Helen Cavanaugh.
03:46Well, what brings you here?
03:48I was on my way to the beauty parlor,
03:50and I suddenly said to myself,
03:52Helen, you must drop in on Joanie.
03:55And you answered,
03:56Why not, Helen?
03:57It's only three miles out of my way.
04:00Well, I nearly dropped in to say hello.
04:02Okay?
04:03Go ahead, say it.
04:04Hello.
04:05Oh, Joanie, you and your wonderful sense of humor.
04:09You're always kidding.
04:11Well, I guess I'd better be going.
04:14Oh, by the way, Joanie.
04:17Here it comes.
04:19Did you happen to see the rote gravure section of Sunday's Gazette?
04:23No, Helen.
04:24I didn't happen to see the rote gravure section of Sunday's Gazette.
04:28Why?
04:29Well, they did the silliest thing.
04:31They picked out my house for their weekly feature as Home of the Week.
04:35Is that so?
04:35Well, too bad I missed it.
04:37Oh, I just may have a copy here with me.
04:39I bet my life you have.
04:41Well, what do you know?
04:43I do have a copy.
04:45Imagine that.
04:47You know, ever since they redecorated my home,
04:49they've been clamoring for me to have them photograph it.
04:52And finally, I just had to give in.
04:57Oh.
04:58Hello, Mrs. Cavanaugh.
05:00Hello, Beverly.
05:01You see, Joan, the beautiful California home of Mr. and Mrs. Philip L. Cavanaugh.
05:07Late Louis XV furniture.
05:09Hand-cut checklists of Ocking and Crystal.
05:11Swedish silver.
05:13How do you like it, Joanie?
05:15Well, I think that plant there needs watering.
05:18Looks a little droopy.
05:19Oh, it's just that you're so sensitive on the subject of houses.
05:23What?
05:23And you really shouldn't be.
05:25Why, you have a charming house.
05:27It's so, um, so, um...
05:30Well, I happen to like it.
05:32So do I.
05:33Oh, and so do I.
05:35Why, Joanie, you've done miracles with this house.
05:38The very lack of plan is almost a plan in itself.
05:43Oh, what period would you say it is?
05:46Early miscellaneous.
05:47Was the lack of style a mixed period?
05:50Oh, and you have, haven't you?
05:54For your information, Helen Cavanaugh,
05:57the Sunday Gazette has been begging me for months
06:00to let them photograph my home for the home of the week.
06:03But I turned them down every time, didn't I, then?
06:06Uh, sure, sure you did.
06:08I know what, Joanie.
06:10If it's true as you say that they want to use your home, prove it.
06:13Go on, let them.
06:14No, I wouldn't even...
06:15Go on, Joanie.
06:17Call up the Gazette and tell them that you accept their offer.
06:20If you dare.
06:22Okay, I will.
06:27I forgot the number.
06:28I'll write them a letter sometime.
06:30I know the number.
06:31Ask for the rhodogravure section.
06:46Give me the rhodogravure section, please.
06:50Rhodogravure, Kellner speaking.
06:52Oh, this is Mrs. Bradley, J. Stevens.
06:54Say your office has been bothering me for such a long time
06:58to use my home on your Sunday edition,
07:00and I've decided to let you.
07:02But you'll have to do it immediately.
07:04Just a minute, Mrs. Stevens.
07:05We only...
07:05I'm sorry.
07:06If you can't do it within the hour,
07:08you'll simply have to forget about it.
07:11Well, what do you think now?
07:14I never would have believed it.
07:17I know why they want pictures of your home.
07:20For they're believe it or not, Colin.
07:23Well, I've got to be running, Joanie.
07:24I don't want to be late for my beauty appointment.
07:26Oh, no, don't be late.
07:28They'll need all the time they can get.
07:31Where?
07:34Did you see the look on her face when she went out the door?
07:37Oh, the old show-off.
07:38She is real.
07:39Yeah.
07:39Say, wouldn't it be funny if the Gazette really did decide to photograph this place?
07:45Funny, it'd be tragic.
07:47There it is, Bradley J. Stevens, the only one in the book.
07:50That must be the judge.
07:52Judge Stevens.
07:53I don't remember contacting his wife.
07:55But from the way she spoke, her home must be a real short place.
07:57Well, maybe the chief contacted her himself.
07:59That's very possible.
08:01You'll better cancel the layout of the McBride mansion this week.
08:04We're going to do the Stevens place.
08:06Okay.
08:07You know something, Bev?
08:09I wouldn't change this place for a palace.
08:12I mean it.
08:17Let's face it.
08:19This is not home of the week material, this place.
08:25Hello?
08:27Yes?
08:29Goodbye.
08:31They're coming right over.
08:34They're coming right over?
08:36Joey, who's coming?
08:37Well, the newspaper men from the Gazette.
08:39I've got to stop them.
08:41The Gazette, huh?
08:42The G-A-Z-Z.
08:44No, Joanie, that's not the number.
08:46Well, what was the number?
08:47The Crescent Department.
08:48Well, what's the use?
08:49They'd be gone anyway.
08:50They said they were coming right over, Bev.
08:52Well, I do.
08:53Well, let's just straighten things up and make the best of it.
08:56I guess that's all I...
08:57Oh, what good is it?
09:01Helen is right.
09:02If I only had another lamp.
09:04Say, maybe you could borrow Catherine Cooper's Dresden lamp.
09:07I could run over and get it.
09:08You know how gorgeous it is.
09:10Yeah, it's nicer than any lamp that Helen Cavanaugh has got.
09:13Say, and while you're on your way, you could borrow Marilyn Haddock's Clausenay cigarette box.
09:18It'd look good on that table.
09:19Your friends will be glad to help you out, Joanie.
09:21And I'll bet that Mae Richards would let me have her gilt antique mirror instead of this one.
09:26And that beautiful fire screen you're always admiring.
09:29Yeah, and I could even get Ruth Morgan's jade figures instead of these.
09:34Oh, Joanie, those jade figures are a family heirloom.
09:36They're worth more than this whole house.
09:38Oh, so what, honey?
09:39I'm only going to borrow them for an hour.
09:41Look how impressive they'll be.
09:43Can you just visualize them up there?
09:45Well, if that's the case, you might as well ask Louise Dugan to lend you her Gainsborough painting.
09:49What, borrow her Gainsborough that her billionaire uncle left her?
09:54I'll do it.
09:56Hurry, Joanie, I think I hear them coming.
09:58Okay, okay, this is the last piece.
10:02Here we are.
10:16Mrs. Stevens?
10:17Oh, yes, you're the gentleman from the Gazette, I suppose.
10:20That's right, I'm Mr. Kellner, and this is my associate, Mr. Murphy.
10:23How do you do?
10:23How do you do?
10:24This is my social secretary, Miss Beverly.
10:28Pleased to meet you.
10:29How'd you do?
10:31This is a very unusual room, Mrs. Stevens, but interesting.
10:36Very Gainsborough.
10:39Genuine Gainsborough.
10:41Oh, naturally.
10:43Jade.
10:44Hand-carved jade.
10:45A matched pair.
10:48Beautiful, beautiful pair.
10:51And you're the wife of Judge Bradley, J. Stevens, correct?
10:54Oh, that's right.
10:55I suppose all these priceless things have been in yours and the judge's family for years?
10:59No, just recently acquired.
11:01Magnificent piece.
11:05Magnificent piece.
11:07Magnificent.
11:10A Ming vase.
11:12Mr. Stevens, I must compliment you on what you've done with the decor of this room.
11:16Well, it takes a heap of borrowing.
11:17I mean, living to make a house a home.
11:20Living?
11:21That's exactly it.
11:22That's the keynote of your home.
11:24Warmth, hospitality.
11:25You can tell just by looking at this room that you've got a lot of friends.
11:30You can notice that, huh?
11:32And the wonderful thing is the way you've successfully mixed inexpensive, yet tasteful furnishings with items of exquisite rareness.
11:40That painting, for instance.
11:43It belongs here.
11:44Don't tell that to Louise Dugan.
11:46What's that?
11:47Who's Louise Dugan?
11:48Oh, she's the girl in the picture.
11:50She and Gainsey had quite a thing going at one time.
11:54Well, Mrs. Stevens, I think we've enough material for your story.
11:58Well, I'm glad.
11:59Your home will be in next Sunday's Gazette.
12:02Fine.
12:02Goodbye.
12:03Come on, Joe.
12:04Bye, and thank you.
12:04Goodbye.
12:05Thank you.
12:08Well, come on.
12:09Let's get these things back to the rightful owner.
12:12Hello, Fred.
12:13Have you seen talk of the town in the late edition?
12:16You haven't?
12:17Well, get set for a shock.
12:19As was itemed in this column earlier, the judges in our fair city have evident signs of sticky fingers.
12:27We now have information that one of these gentlemen surrounds himself at home with treasures of museum piece value,
12:33including such items as an original Gainsborough, a mean vase, and a pair of carved jade figures,
12:40a neat trick on a judge's salary.
12:43Where does all that money come from, Your Honor?
12:46Or should I say dishonor?
12:49No, no, they don't name the judge.
12:51No, I agree with you, Fred.
12:53I've already called the district attorney and the chief of the police,
12:55and I'm calling a meeting at my home with Hammond and Roberts.
12:58Well, if there is a judge who sets stuff in his home, I say let's do everything in our power to put him behind bars.
13:06But he must have some proof this time, or else he wouldn't make these specific charges,
13:11like naming the actual articles in the judge's house the way that he did.
13:15I agree with Brad. He's not speaking in generality.
13:17No, he is not.
13:18May I see that?
13:19You certainly...
13:20Cookies, Judge?
13:21No, thank you, Mr. Cheney.
13:22Cheney, cookies.
13:23No, no, dear, we're talking.
13:25Exactly what you propose, Brad.
13:26Well, I say that we ought to find out who the guilty judge is and then clean house ourselves.
13:30Right, right.
13:31You mean there's a crooked judge in this town?
13:33Well, those are the accusations, dear.
13:36Well, I think that's disgraceful.
13:37Yes, dear, we'll take care of it.
13:39And, gentlemen, whoever that judge is, we ought to have him removed from the bench at once.
13:44Removed from the bench?
13:45Why, they ought to fine him $100,000, put him in jail for 20 years, and then when he gets out, maybe give him a trial.
13:51Yes, yes, I know, Judge.
13:52I know.
13:54This is very sweet.
14:01Hello?
14:02Hello, Mr. Stevens.
14:03This is Albert Kellner over at the Daily Gazette.
14:05I wonder if we could get a few more pictures of your house.
14:08Uh, pictures?
14:09Uh, no, I'm sorry, Mr. Kellner, but that would be very impossible now.
14:13We'd hardly take any time at all, Mr. Stevens.
14:15Don't take no for an answer.
14:16I hate to insist, Mr. Stevens, but we only need a couple of shots.
14:19We'll be there right away.
14:20Boy, if we can crack this case, there'll be a big bonus in it for both of us.
14:23And promotions, too.
14:25Hello?
14:26Hello?
14:27Oh, my gosh, I guess he can't.
14:29They're on their way.
14:30And so am I.
14:31I'll go borrow that stuff back.
14:32You just make sure you get the judges out of the living room.
14:35Furthermore, it will stop the papers from taking cracks at judges in general.
14:41And then we'll draw up a statement for the press explaining precisely where we stand.
14:49That's exactly what we should do, because if you wait and...
14:51Excuse me.
14:52Yes, yes, Joan.
14:53I hate to interrupt, dear, but there's a leak in the faucet.
14:56A faucet?
14:57But, dear, this is an important meeting.
14:58We have a very...
14:59You know how helpless I am at those sort of things.
15:01And Brad is so handy with tools, he'll have it fixed in the jiffy.
15:04But, Joan, I can't.
15:06I have to...
15:06Okay, if you don't want to help me, I'll get the mop in the bucket.
15:09You remember the last time the flood, the waves were...
15:11Well, all right, Joan.
15:12All right.
15:13I'll fix it for us.
15:14This woman, I'll be right back.
15:16I'm sure it's nothing serious.
15:19Right there, Brad.
15:20Oh, oh, yes, well, it's just a washer, that's all.
15:26I'll get the pliers and...
15:28Oh, you men, you're just so wonderful.
15:29You get to the root of the problem right away.
15:32There we are.
15:34So we must stand together in this matter to show that we're all beyond suspicion.
15:39Right here, there, there.
15:40Oh, Judge Henderson, Brad's having a little trouble with the faucet.
15:43I wonder if you'd give him a hand.
15:44Of course.
15:45I always fix things around the house for Mrs. Henderson.
15:47Excuse me, gentlemen.
15:48Nothing complicated about a leaky faucet.
15:51It's right there, Judge.
15:53Brad, I don't think you should be turning the whole faucet.
15:56No, no, look, Judge, I've done this before.
15:59So have I.
15:59The first thing to do is to get at the master control.
16:03Now you're getting someplace.
16:04You'll have it fixed in no time.
16:06By the way, where is the master control?
16:09Well, I think it's under here.
16:12Oh, and I think that as private citizens, we should bring suit at once.
16:18Well, personally, I...
16:19Excuse me, Judge Hammond.
16:20Yes, Mrs. Henderson.
16:21Brad and Judge Henderson are having a little problem with the sink, and I was wondering...
16:25Oh, well, I'd be glad to help.
16:27My wife considers me quite handy around the house.
16:30She does.
16:31Yes, it's right there.
16:33Oh, oh, I see.
16:35Brad, Brad, now that's the wrong way to go about it.
16:38No, no, no, we're getting it.
16:40You have to take the faucet handle off the sitting here.
16:44It's right that way.
16:46Ah, plumbing bottles.
16:48Have you turned off the water, Brad?
16:50No, no, it just needs a washer.
16:52But you've got to turn the water off first.
16:54No, don't turn the water off.
16:55Oh, no.
16:56Oh, okay.
17:01Watch it.
17:02Come on.
17:04Okay, up the steps.
17:06That was a girl.
17:09That's fine.
17:10That is you in there, is it?
17:11Yeah, right over here, Pat.
17:13That's a good girl.
17:14Here, let me take the lamp.
17:16That's fine.
17:20Oh, my God.
17:21I'm right with you, honey.
17:22All the things.
17:22Yeah.
17:24Oh, opening.
17:25Almost went big.
17:26Listen to you to get the fire screen.
17:28And it, but.
17:29Oh, it's great.
17:30It's great.
17:41Hello, Mrs. Stevens.
17:42How do you do?
17:43How do you do?
17:43Thanks.
17:44We'll just take a minute.
17:45The editor wants a few close-ups of some of your treasures.
17:48Well, help yourself.
17:49There they are.
17:50Just where they were before.
17:51Well, of course.
17:52Where else would they be?
17:53Of course.
17:54Where else would they be, buddy?
17:56Now, I tell you, Brad, you're going about to call one.
17:59Well, just hand me that stupid red.
18:00Oh, I really am.
18:01Your hall must have really made an impression on the editor.
18:04He wants a close-up of that Gainsborough, Joe.
18:07Yes.
18:08Well, that certainly is very sweet of your editor.
18:10And a better shot of that Ming vase.
18:14A vase.
18:15A vase.
18:15Oh, the vase.
18:17Vase.
18:17And a Dresden leg.
18:21Genuine Dresden, of course.
18:22Well, naturally.
18:25Here, let me have it.
18:26I'll get it.
18:26Well, I guess that about does it.
18:31Yes, I think that should do it.
18:32Oh, wait a minute.
18:33How about these car figures?
18:35The real jade.
18:37Emerald trim.
18:37Oh, yes, we must get those.
18:40Oh, and this plods in a box inlaid with Mother Pearl.
18:44Of course, nay.
18:45Oh, man, yes, of course.
18:47Let's see.
18:48Oh, there's no sense in bothering with that candy dish.
18:51It's just plain gold.
18:52Gold?
18:52Well, we'll get that gold.
18:54Of course, we can do it.
18:56This doing anything?
18:58Yes.
18:59It's deafening me.
19:01Well, I guess the editor's got everything he needs.
19:04I'm sure he does.
19:05Thank you so much for your trouble.
19:06Goodbye, Mrs. Steve.
19:07Thank you, Mrs. Stephens.
19:09Goodbye.
19:11Nice paper, that gazette.
19:13Oh, I forgot about the judges.
19:17Step number one, we issue a public statement,
19:19couched in the strongest language,
19:21that states clearly,
19:22as soon as we learn the identity of the judge
19:25whose home contains an original Gainsborough,
19:28a Ming vase,
19:30genuine jade articles,
19:31and other objects of antique value.
19:34and asked for his immediate removal from the bench
19:41and a criminal suit which could result
19:43in five to ten years in jail.
19:46Excuse me, Brad,
19:47but what'd you say before?
19:49I said five to ten years in jail.
19:51No, dear, about a judge's house.
19:53Oh, oh, well, yes, dear.
19:55It's all in the paper here.
19:57Why don't you read it for yourself, honey?
19:59I'm...
20:00Now...
20:01Original Gainsborough.
20:08It's the Gains...
20:09Yeah, that's Gainsborough.
20:13Dressed in land.
20:19Ming vase.
20:24What did I do with my old furnishings?
20:27Beverly, Beverly, come down right away.
20:32Bev, come here.
20:34Bev.
20:38Beverly, you've got to put the old furnishings right back, honey.
20:41Okay, but I'm not wearing the new stuff.
20:43Okay, honey.
20:45I've got to get all the stuff back in here.
20:48This is a real emergency.
20:50Okay.
20:52And therefore,
20:53we, gentlemen,
20:54as we've done it,
20:55we've stopped the leak.
20:57Well, I guess that about does it.
21:02And if Brad agrees to draw up a public statement,
21:04we can adjourn our meeting right now.
21:06We have had a busy day.
21:08We certainly have.
21:09We fixed the leaky faucet,
21:10and we're going to fix something else.
21:12The Gazette's wagon.
21:13We find that there actually is a judge
21:17who is guilty of their accusations.
21:18Well, if we've achieved our purpose,
21:35it's been time well spent.
21:37I'm glad you called this meeting, Brad.
21:38So am I.
21:39I expect our statement will do a lot
21:41to restore public confidence.
21:42Well, I certainly hope so.
21:44I'll get your hats, gentlemen.
21:46Hats?
21:47I'll get it, Brad.
21:49I'll get it.
21:50She's the affectionate, you know.
21:51Yes.
21:52Yes, honey.
21:53It's very, very chill.
22:00I don't think that's my hat.
22:07I'm sorry.
22:08Joan, here, let me do that.
22:09No, please, please.
22:10I'll get them.
22:11Gentlemen, I'll get them.
22:12I'll get them.
22:17Angel.
22:19Ming.
22:20Dresden.
22:26Well, we know who the hats belong to,
22:28but which one of you gentlemen
22:29check the rest of this stuff with us?
22:35Now listen to what the talk of the town
22:36Garlam has to say.
22:38Listen, Joanie.
22:39Our humblest apologies
22:40to the town's judges,
22:42the hot tip we had
22:44suddenly turned cold,
22:45and a complete investigation
22:47of our legal eagles
22:48showed this reporter
22:49to be 100% wrong.
22:53Our humblest apologies.
22:55Oh.
22:56You know, it's a good thing
22:58that Helen Cavanaugh
22:58passed by with those pictures
23:00of her house.
23:02I know where that can be.
23:07Good evening, darling.
23:08Hello, Brad.
23:09Hello, Helen.
23:10Helen, I have a very pleasant surprise for you.
23:13What?
23:14Well, I'm pretty friendly
23:15with the boys in Rotogre Viewer
23:16at the Gazette,
23:17and they gave me a sample
23:18of next week's
23:19Home of the Week section.
23:20With pictures of my place in it?
23:22Yes, darling,
23:22and they're just lovely.
23:24And I even supplied them
23:26with some helpful information.
23:28Oh, gee,
23:29the pictures are beautiful.
23:31I thought you'd like them.
23:32Well, goodbye, darling.
23:33Goodbye, Brad.
23:34Goodbye, Ellen.
23:35Oh, thanks a million.
23:36Oh, it's been a pleasure.
23:38Goodbye.
23:40Well, Brad,
23:41how about that Helen Cavanaugh
23:42bringing us an advanced copy
23:45of our house for the paper?
23:47And, Joni,
23:47you keep saying
23:48that Helen is a nasty girl.
23:50I know.
23:50Oh, I guess I was wrong.
23:53I, uh...
23:54Oh, no.
23:56What is it, Joan?
23:57Well, she supplied them
23:58with some extra information,
24:00all right.
24:01Above is the beautiful living room
24:03in the home of
24:03Mr. and Mrs. Bradley J. Stevens,
24:05Gainesboro painting
24:06through the courtesy
24:07of Louise Dugan.
24:09Dresden lamp
24:10from the home
24:10of Catherine Cooper.
24:12Carved jade figures
24:13loaned by Ruth Morgan.
24:15Now, now,
24:16now, wait a minute, Joan.
24:17Don't you see,
24:17under these circumstances,
24:19it's a good thing
24:20Helen made them
24:21print that information.
24:22I know her,
24:23and she wasn't
24:24trying to help us.
24:25But just the same,
24:26she did.
24:27As a matter of fact,
24:28we owe her
24:28a debt of gratitude.
24:29Oh, sure.
24:30Why don't we give her
24:31a medal?
24:32Say, that's a good idea.
24:34We'll give her a medal.
24:36I've always wanted
24:37to hang one on her.
24:39Why, I'd like to.
24:44I never knew
24:45what a girl,
24:47what a girl,
24:48what a night
24:49Oh, I married Joan.
24:53What a mind
24:54love is blind
24:54part of white.
24:55Do-do-do-do-do.
24:57Idiot gay,
24:58all day she keeps
24:58my heart laughing.
25:00Never know where
25:01her brain has flown.
25:03To reach his own,
25:06can't deny that's
25:07why I married Joan.
25:09To reach his own,
25:12can't deny that's
25:13why I married Joan.
25:15youGAN-SEE
25:16to help me
25:17to forgive me.
25:18You
25:28will get to the
25:30hope you're
25:31in the works.
25:31You
25:31will never know what
25:32about it.
25:33You
25:33can't wait
25:33anymore.
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