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00:01:58Para todo el mundo se mantiene en awe y en respeto.
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00:03:57¡Aquí está!
00:03:59¡Aquí está!
00:04:01¡Aquí está!
00:04:03Matilda, Herman,
00:04:05¿estás crees que es tu turno
00:04:07para ser primero y más en California?
00:04:09Hoy, California.
00:04:11Hoy, en el mundo.
00:04:13¡Haya, Herman!
00:04:15Espero que tu estupenda
00:04:17tiene más agua en su guerra este año.
00:04:21¡Aquí está!
00:04:23¡Aquí está!
00:04:25Whoever named your car the bull
00:04:27was only half right.
00:04:29Frankenstein,
00:04:31will Mr. President fly in to crown the winner
00:04:33of the race?
00:04:34Yes.
00:04:35Is it true that with your new mechanical arm
00:04:37you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second?
00:04:40Would you care to comment on that?
00:04:42No.
00:04:43How do you feel about going into the race
00:04:45with a navigator you've never met?
00:04:47You'll love Annie.
00:04:48She's a red-hot sexpot.
00:04:50She better be a red-hot navigator.
00:04:55No more questions.
00:04:57It's the lion!
00:04:58And at the wheel,
00:04:59Ray Nero the Hero Lodigan.
00:05:03Never has finished the transcontinental
00:05:05but three big wins in the provinces this season
00:05:08plus a brand new beast
00:05:10means Nero's not fiddling around.
00:05:13Sit still, Cleopatra.
00:05:15Stop blocking me.
00:05:16My fans want to see me.
00:05:19They've never seen a has-been before?
00:05:29Annie Smith?
00:05:30Mr. Frankenstein.
00:05:32I've checked out the car and everything seems perfect.
00:05:35I have the route maps right here.
00:05:37I will check them in a minute.
00:05:38We will roll when everything seems perfect to me.
00:05:47I've packed some high protein capsules and as many adrenaline tablets as I could find.
00:05:52And I've also assembled a medical kit just in case.
00:05:55I'm trained as a nurse.
00:05:57I don't need a nurse.
00:05:59I need a navigator.
00:06:01Mr. Frankenstein.
00:06:02You're very good at what you do.
00:06:05And I'm very good at what I do.
00:06:08We'll see.
00:06:10And you know, there's only one person who guns an engine like that.
00:06:17It's gotta be the roughest, tough guy of them all.
00:06:21Machine Gun Joe Viterbo.
00:06:26Here he comes, Machine Gun Joe.
00:06:29Loved by thousands, hated by millions.
00:06:32Only living previous winner except for Frankenstein.
00:06:35Highest lifetime score after Frankenstein.
00:06:38And he's certainly getting the welcome he deserves.
00:06:46Joe doesn't look too happy.
00:06:47But you just can't keep those Frankenstein fans down.
00:06:52Lousy son of a bitch.
00:06:55Frankenstein!
00:06:56Give it to them, Joe.
00:06:57More Frankenstein!
00:06:59I'll give you Frankenstein!
00:07:01Here he comes! Here he comes!
00:07:08Frankenstein!
00:07:10Frankenstein the legend.
00:07:12Frankenstein the indestructible.
00:07:15Sole survivor of the titanic pileup of 95.
00:07:18Only two-time winner of the transcontinental road race.
00:07:22Frankenstein!
00:07:24Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed and reamed.
00:07:28A dancer on the brink of death.
00:07:31Frankenstein!
00:07:32Who lost a leg in 98.
00:07:34An arm in 99.
00:07:36With half a face and half a chest.
00:07:38And all the guts in the world.
00:07:40He's back!
00:07:41God only knows what he looks like under that mask.
00:07:45But he is back!
00:07:47In the name of Mr. President, America loves you, Frankenstein!
00:07:52You will regret that, Joe.
00:08:11Stay tuned, racing fans.
00:08:13T-Video Satellite will bring every mile of thrills and spills into your living room.
00:08:18All five cars are in starting position here at New York Memorial Raceway, ready to roll.
00:08:24Now, we take you to the Summer Palace and Mr. President.
00:08:30My children, whom I love so dearly, it has been my duty in the long and difficult years since the world crash of 79, to serve you in the world.
00:08:57Of 79, to serve you as best I could.
00:09:02Never before in history have the masses forgotten all comfort so that the spirit of genius might thrive.
00:09:10And seek the golden key to a new time of plenty in the fertile field of minority privilege.
00:09:18And now, my children, the drivers are ready, the world is waiting.
00:09:23Once more, I give you what you want.
00:09:27Good morning, Americans.
00:09:41Once again, the race is underway, with 12-hour pit stops scheduled at St. Louis and Albuquerque, home of the American Indian Museum.
00:09:50At this very moment, the cars are howling through the streets of Manhattan, but no points have been scored as yet.
00:09:59Take it away, Junior Bruce.
00:10:01They're coming out of the Lincoln Tunnel now, with Frankenstein and Joe running neck and neck.
00:10:06Then it's the Lion, driven by, passed by, Calamity Jane in the ball, moving into third place.
00:10:13Take it away.
00:10:43At this very much time, theères will let J.C.
00:10:45ن cascumi
00:11:00よりいる
00:11:04美容
00:11:08¡Gracias!
00:11:38Once again, Mr. President
00:11:42I have made the United Provinces of America the greatest power in the known universe.
00:11:48I have also given you the most popular sporting event in the history of mankind.
00:11:55The transcontinental road race, which upholds the American tradition of no holds barred.
00:12:02No holds barred.
00:12:05That's how he got to be president.
00:12:08Hypocrite pig, what about our ultimatum?
00:12:10He's been laughing us off for 15 years.
00:12:13Passive resistance means nothing to him.
00:12:15Pick up that flag, young man.
00:12:17It's time for action.
00:12:19It is not a time for violence.
00:12:21Mrs. Payne, I love Annie as much as you do.
00:12:24But she's no match for Frankenstein.
00:12:26And we can't risk letting him get away.
00:12:28Frankenstein is the biggest target in the world and a personal friend of Mr. President's.
00:12:33That Lieutenant Fury is exactly why they'll call off the race.
00:12:37To save his life.
00:12:39My granddaughter will succeed.
00:12:40Don't you ever take off that mask?
00:12:42No.
00:12:43Don't you know about my face?
00:12:45I've heard stories.
00:12:48Nobody's ever seen it, have they?
00:12:51Except I know they're navigators.
00:12:53And they're all dead.
00:12:55So they are.
00:12:57They say you lost most of your jaw in the crack of 92.
00:13:03And my right eye in 95.
00:13:05And my nose and my left eye in 97.
00:13:08And most of my cranium in 98.
00:13:10I'm held together with patches of plastic.
00:13:12And steel plates.
00:13:13It's not a pretty sight.
00:13:15You want to see?
00:13:18Why not?
00:13:19I've seen everything else.
00:13:20Remember, you're doing this on your own.
00:13:22I take no responsibility.
00:13:41What do you expect?
00:13:43Another pretty face?
00:13:45¿Qué te esperas? ¿Qué haces con una cara muy bonita?
00:13:53Me encanta, Joe.
00:13:55¿Sí?
00:13:56¿Cómo no hay nada en el camino?
00:14:00Debería ir a la derecha.
00:14:02Debería ir a la derecha.
00:14:04Sí, bien.
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00:16:37As always, how fast you move determines how long you live.
00:16:53Toro!
00:17:07A beautiful kill, a neat kill.
00:17:34No calamities for Jane today, no, sir.
00:17:37And you can bet she'll be getting both ears for that one.
00:17:53What is that?
00:17:55Euthanasia day at the geriatrics hospital.
00:17:58We do it every year.
00:17:59Here he comes!
00:18:00He's coming!
00:18:07Frankenstein scores!
00:18:26Frankenstein scores at last!
00:18:29But what kind of a score, boys and girls?
00:18:31Just 110 points out of a possible big 700.
00:18:35What do you think about that, Gracie?
00:18:51Frankenstein scores!
00:18:53Frankenstein scores at last!
00:18:55But what kind of a score, boys and girls?
00:18:58Just 110 points out of a possible big 700!
00:19:02What do you think about that, Gracie?
00:19:04Well, those doctors, dear friends of mine,
00:19:09have been pretty smug all these years setting up the old folks.
00:19:12Frankenstein must have decided it was their turn.
00:19:16Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein
00:19:19has a 100% red-blooded American sense of humor.
00:19:25Annie saved those old people,
00:19:28and she'll deliver Frankenstein.
00:19:30Meanwhile, innocent people are being slaughtered on our highways.
00:19:34Ah, they're like Christians being thrown to the gladiators.
00:19:39But just remember, the Christians won.
00:19:42Did they, Mrs. Payne?
00:19:43I take it from your attire that your sabotage operations
00:19:47are being carried out, despite my wishes?
00:19:51Mrs. Payne?
00:19:54We're set to hit them with everything we've got.
00:19:57Then, in the name of humanity,
00:19:59let Operation Anti-Race begin!
00:20:02What in the hell are we supposed to score in this record?
00:20:19Would you please take your places?
00:20:22Don't cut cameras!
00:20:22Take your places.
00:20:23You're missing me.
00:20:24Grace, I'm with an interview right now.
00:20:26Hello, ladies.
00:20:27Isn't this just the most exciting race in years?
00:20:30I certainly think so.
00:20:33And guess what?
00:20:34I have a surprise for you.
00:20:36Mrs. Rhonda Bainbridge in person on my show.
00:20:41The widow of Edward Bainbridge,
00:20:45whom, as we all know,
00:20:47was machine gun Joe Viterbo's first score.
00:20:51Welcome to my home.
00:20:54And may I call you Rhonda?
00:20:56Oh, please do, Mrs. Pander.
00:20:58Are we about ready here?
00:20:59Yeah, just about.
00:21:00So we have to go right away.
00:21:07As the widow of the race's first score,
00:21:10you have won a high-style two-room apartment in Acapulco.
00:21:16Start the gym!
00:21:17And next year, you will be watching the race on a 50-inch, three-dimensional, octophonic T-video set.
00:21:40Very oppressed Americans.
00:21:42The execution of the barbarian killer Nero the Hero is the people's first stroke against the evil and corrupt regime of Mr. President.
00:21:54For 20 years, Americans have been told when to eat and when to sleep, when to love and when to hate.
00:22:11The age of obedience is over.
00:22:13In the names of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman, I call upon you to stand up for your inalienable rights.
00:22:27We declare war upon the bipartisan party on Mr. President and on that most inhuman desecration of life and liberty, the transcontinental road rape.
00:22:41I thank you.
00:22:43What the hell was that?
00:22:47I have no information.
00:22:49Is this race still on?
00:22:51I have no information.
00:22:53Well, what do you think?
00:22:54About what?
00:22:55About that speech.
00:22:57Add spice to the race.
00:22:59Spice?
00:23:00They've killed Nero.
00:23:02Yeah, they would have got more points for me.
00:23:04Don't you understand?
00:23:06They've declared war on the race and on you.
00:23:09Aren't you worried?
00:23:09The only thing that worries me is machine gun Joe for terrible.
00:23:13He's winning all you care about.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16It's the only standard of excellence left.
00:23:22Come on.
00:23:23Here they come.
00:23:25About finished.
00:23:26Come on.
00:23:30Look at that stupid hole right in the middle.
00:23:34They won't get through there.
00:23:40It's free!
00:23:42The cars converge from all their roots and head for the first pit stop in St. Louis.
00:23:46Machine gun Joe is still leading the field with Frankenstein second, Calamity Jane third.
00:23:52Leaving Matilda the Hunt in fourth position and Calamity Jane facing another Calamity.
00:23:57Right now, Frankenstein's score points put him just ahead of Joe.
00:24:02Hey!
00:24:02Get off the rope!
00:24:04Jesus Chrysler!
00:24:05Get off the rope!
00:24:06Arriving first in St. Louis.
00:24:09Hey, dummy.
00:24:10Come on over and hold the lambs.
00:24:11Go, Dennis.
00:24:12Get off the rope!
00:24:13Get off the rope.
00:24:13Come on over and hold the rope!
00:24:14Go, Mr.
00:24:14Jules.
00:24:15You should have to talk to me.
00:24:20This sacrifice.
00:24:23Where's that one who says, welcome Joe for terrible?
00:24:25Squirtless son of a bitch, Joe.
00:24:27You need every point you can get.
00:24:33I only mashed him slightly.
00:24:36Put him out of his misery, Joe.
00:24:37Hey, is that fair?
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39Hey, should I let him go?
00:24:43The fare is always right.
00:25:09One thing before we begin, the government would like it if nobody said anything about Nero. Understand?
00:25:38He hit a tree and that's it. Got it? We don't want to depress anybody by...
00:25:44Hey, hey. Everybody knows he was blown up by the resistance, you schmuck. It was on television.
00:25:50If you want to drive again next year, Mr. Viterbo, you'll keep those opinions to yourself.
00:25:55Okay, go ahead.
00:25:56This is Grace Pander from St. Louis, where Matilda, a dear friend of mine, is receiving a well-deserved rubdown.
00:26:05Tell me, Tilly darling, what can we expect from you when the cars go back on the road?
00:26:10You can expect a victory by a member of the master race. A woman.
00:26:16Oh, Tilly darling, that certainly is showing a lot of confidence for someone who's lying fourth out of four.
00:26:22She doesn't mind as long as she's lying somewhere.
00:26:25Look, when I'm through with you, you're going to be lying estate, lady.
00:26:27Listen, miss, if anybody is going to Boot Hill, it's you and your biz bag.
00:26:30Buzz bomb.
00:26:31Shut up. Look, you just leave my navigator over.
00:26:34Girls, girls, girls, remember you're on TV land.
00:26:38Pete, how do you like being a navigator?
00:26:41Well, Junior, I'd like it more if I was in the driver's seat.
00:26:47Look at what's coming to you on the road.
00:26:49Oh, yeah?
00:26:50Well, what's coming to me is the finest solution to the cowgirl problem.
00:26:54Frankenstein, can you tell us when you're going to make your move?
00:26:57Are you going to take any off-road chances for scores, or you're driving all out to be first in the new L.A.?
00:27:03It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
00:27:07Frankenstein, a dear friend of mine.
00:27:09Frankenstein, tell me how it feels when at that electric instant, driving at 200 miles an hour,
00:27:14life and death coexist at the moment of scoring.
00:27:18You stand in the middle of Route 66 tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock,
00:27:22and you can answer that question for yourself.
00:27:33What are you doing? Get away from me, Joe! Go nuts!
00:27:40Just tell him I was whispering sweet nothing in your ear.
00:27:52Tell us what he said to you.
00:27:53Well, Myra, what did Frankenstein have to say to you?
00:27:55He didn't say anything. He didn't...
00:27:57What did he say?
00:27:58Nothing.
00:27:59What did he say?
00:28:00Nothing!
00:28:01Look, I'm not playing games here, Myra. I want to know what he said.
00:28:04Yeah, he said there was nothing sweet in my ear.
00:28:08In my ear.
00:28:10What do you want?
00:28:23My name is Laurie, Mr. Frankenstein. I'm head of Chapter 7, St. Louis Lovers of Frankenstein. I was chosen from over a hundred girls.
00:28:31You offer me your body? Is that it? You want to make love to me because I drive the monster and wear this costume?
00:28:40No, Mr. Frankenstein. But that wouldn't be fair to your navigator. It's taken her years of hard work to earn that privilege. Besides, we understand your feelings.
00:28:50What do you know about my feelings?
00:28:53Everything. Like... Like why you're afraid of falling in love. And why winning the race means everything to you.
00:29:03How do you know these things?
00:29:05From my dreams, partly. And from letters I get from other fans. Plus, the club subscribes to an astrology service.
00:29:15Well, if you're not here to offer me your body, do you?
00:29:18I wanted to meet you, Mr. Frankenstein. I wanted you to know who I am. So it would have meaning.
00:29:25I don't understand. So what would have meaning?
00:29:30We love you, Mr. Frankenstein. I know just saying it doesn't mean much.
00:29:35Why do you love me? Because I kill people?
00:29:37Scoring isn't killing, Mr. Frankenstein. It's part of the race. You're a national hero.
00:29:43And we want you to know we're with you. A hundred percent. Good night, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:29:55I didn't hear you come in. What were you expecting, Machine Gun Joe? I thought I could trust you.
00:30:13You really just don't want to give me a chance, do you? I was trying to help you.
00:30:20I'm sorry.
00:30:24You're what?
00:30:28Sorry.
00:30:31He wanted to know our route, so I told him to go down 54 through the Cimarron Valley.
00:30:3754 is a dead end. It needs nowhere.
00:30:43That's right. And if Joe takes it, he's sunk.
00:30:48The only way Joe will take that road is if he sees us do it first.
00:30:53Or if he's ahead of us.
00:30:57Is that the arm that came off in 98?
00:31:00Mm-hmm.
00:31:01And which one of those obviously perfect legs came off in 99?
00:31:08The right.
00:31:10And the left one was just broken in six places and burned down to the bone. Is that right?
00:31:15Mm-hmm.
00:31:17It's a miracle you can still walk.
00:31:19Do you like to dance?
00:31:30Amén.
00:32:00Amén.
00:32:11¡No!
00:32:14¡No!
00:32:18¡No!
00:32:21¡No!
00:32:22¡No!
00:32:23¡No!
00:32:24¿Qué más se refiere?
00:32:30Espera un minuto, y yo voy a mostrar.
00:32:42¡Oh, presidente!
00:32:44¡Blessa tus hijos y hazlos strong!
00:32:48¡Blessa tus hijas, Matilda y Jane!
00:32:51¡Y tu hijo, Job!
00:32:52¡Blessa tus hijas, mi hermano, Frankenstein!
00:32:57¡Gracias a muchos!
00:33:01¿Qué tal con Frankenstein? ¿Qué tal con Joe Viterbo?
00:33:13¡El flujo está bajando y no es el camino!
00:33:16¡Maschinen gun, Job!
00:33:17¡Gracias en el camino!
00:33:19...on this second lap of the great transcontinental road race.
00:33:24Frankenstein is making a left turn splitting early from the pack.
00:33:27Look out, all you folks just south of here.
00:33:29Gee, Jill, there's nobody even close behind us.
00:33:32Shh, shh, shh.
00:33:33Where's he going? What's he doing?
00:33:35Hey, what are you doing? Where are we going?
00:33:38I dropped my glove.
00:33:40Let not the ruin of thy robes...
00:33:42...destruct the tires of thy...
00:33:44Oh!
00:33:45He threw Reisler!
00:33:46Ladies and gentlemen, by a bizarre accident, Frankenstein has killed our cherished colleague, the deacon of the bipartisan party.
00:33:55I think you did that on purpose.
00:33:58You have to give the fans something to talk about.
00:34:01It's my obligation as a national hero.
00:34:04Frankenstein scores now! Does that score count, Harold?
00:34:08An interesting point, Junior, and one that may set a significant precedent.
00:34:13Can a racer score a race official?
00:34:16Oh, and after all those nice things he said about him...
00:34:19It don't matter. It don't count. You can't score religious personalities.
00:34:22The word, deacon, has been handed down to us from the ancient...
00:34:29The, uh...
00:34:30Frankenstein score has been approved for 50 points.
00:34:34The confirmation has just been handed to me.
00:34:37Why, you know what that means, Junior?
00:34:39That means that the race officials from coast to coast will be falling like flies.
00:34:44Oh, she's...
00:34:44Frankenstein, Sparks, I hate him.
00:34:47I hate him.
00:34:49He's celebrating.
00:34:50I hate him.
00:34:51I hate him.
00:35:02My name is Junior.
00:35:08I hate him.
00:35:16I hate him.
00:35:19Oh, why did she do that?
00:35:38Show me she loves me.
00:35:46Here they come, let's get sick.
00:35:49Chicken in a basket.
00:36:06Chicken in a casket.
00:36:16Oh, shit.
00:36:17Hey, hey, hey, who got the last lap there, huh?
00:36:39The turn off is coming up.
00:36:41Should I take it?
00:36:42Who gives a goddamn shit?
00:36:44Should I?
00:36:45She says I should, so I should, right?
00:36:46Or should I?
00:36:47I don't know.
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Well, I don't think you should.
00:36:49I think it's definitely a trick.
00:36:51I'll do it.
00:36:52I won't do it.
00:36:53I'd be a schmuck to do it.
00:36:57I did it!
00:36:58I'm no schmuck!
00:37:00That's your story.
00:37:01That's right.
00:37:02That's right.
00:37:03If I see you mess with Frankenstein again, I'm really going to bust your eyes.
00:37:07What do you mean, really?
00:37:17I'll have an almost unlimited score possibility.
00:37:21But it's pretty far down the road.
00:37:23District Penitence Compound.
00:37:26All those old congressmen chained up.
00:37:28It'll be like sitting ducks.
00:37:30Yeah, and all I got to do is drive through a cyclone fence.
00:37:33Uh-uh.
00:37:34Look, the farther west we go, the fewer targets there'll be.
00:37:38Hey, come on.
00:37:39Joe's already on his way to a dead end, and the other two...
00:37:44Okay.
00:37:50Take the next ride.
00:37:53Now, as soon as the car gets within range, I shall give the signal.
00:37:57We'll have just under a minute, after they reach the turn-off.
00:38:00Uh-huh.
00:38:01Lieutenant Fury figures...
00:38:02Lieutenant Fury has nothing whatever to do with this.
00:38:05I want none of his surprises here.
00:38:08I could stand for a surprise, like if Frankenstein didn't show up.
00:38:12Don't worry.
00:38:12He'll show.
00:38:17What's our estimated time of arrival in Albuquerque?
00:38:20Well, I'm not sure.
00:38:22I mean, this detour's going to make a difference.
00:38:24Haven't you calculated our time of arrival?
00:38:26Well, of course I did, but I couldn't take into consideration then.
00:38:29Take what into consideration?
00:38:31Frankenstein, stop the car!
00:38:33Hold on.
00:38:37What the hell?
00:38:38Keep going!
00:38:39Don't stop now.
00:38:40What are you doing?
00:38:41What are they doing?
00:38:47Sorry, brother.
00:38:48If that's the best ambush the resistance can come up with, we've got nothing to worry about.
00:39:04I guess not.
00:39:05One thing I can't figure out is why would they bother to dress that guy up to look like me?
00:39:10Maybe he was a fan.
00:39:12Who built this stinking road?
00:39:18If I ever get my hands out of him, I'll rip his heart out.
00:39:22I mean it!
00:39:23I'm sick of this race and I'm sick of you!
00:39:30I guess it must have been Joe that set us up for that ambush, don't you think?
00:39:34Got in touch with those guys somehow and told them where we were going.
00:39:37I guess it might have been.
00:39:38But then how the hell did Joe know we were going to take a detour?
00:39:43Maybe it was those guys on the pit crew in St. Louis.
00:39:46Took your book out of up with, we've got nothing to worry about.
00:39:49I guess not.
00:39:50One thing I can't figure out is why would they bother to dress that guy up to look like me?
00:39:56Maybe he was a fan.
00:40:01Who built this stinking road?
00:40:03If I ever get my hands out of him, I'll rip his heart out!
00:40:05I mean it!
00:40:08I'm sick of this race and I'm sick of you!
00:40:16I guess it must have been Joe that set us up for that ambush, don't you think?
00:40:19Got in touch with those guys somehow and told them where we were going.
00:40:22I guess it might have been.
00:40:25But then how the hell did Joe know we were going to take a detour?
00:40:27Maybe it was those guys on the pit crew in St. Louis.
00:40:31Took your book out of the car while you were getting massaged.
00:40:35I didn't leave my book in the car.
00:40:37You didn't, huh?
00:40:38No.
00:40:41Well...
00:40:41I'm counting on you to make a nice big score for us.
00:40:50Sure.
00:40:50There's nothing special in mine.
00:40:55Nothing will turn off.
00:40:57I'm sure that it will.
00:40:58I'm sure that it will.
00:40:58Jesus, it's Christ!
00:41:16I'll kill that breath!
00:41:17What is it?
00:41:18Shake your face!
00:41:21Hey, Cornball, what's the fastest way through here?
00:41:23Well, um, actually, the only way we do it is we get a bulldozer and we trim this edge down here and we drive through, but...
00:41:31No, no.
00:41:31What's the fastest way between here and Albuquerque?
00:41:33You've got to go back to the main highway, really.
00:41:35But I lose 45 minutes!
00:41:37I've seen you before.
00:41:38I'm one of your greatest fans.
00:41:40You know that?
00:41:40I follow all of the races.
00:41:43I got pictures of you all over the outhouse.
00:41:45I named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:41:48I did.
00:41:49Lousy, stinking dirt bar.
00:41:50You've got two seconds to live!
00:41:53I took you one extra on time, thanks.
00:41:56You're doing all for three.
00:41:57Unt
00:42:09And therefore, you're going to take care of 3-0.
00:42:11You're getting better.
00:42:12You're putting on time.
00:42:12I'll take your ichifix here that was three minutes.
00:42:15Let's see what happened!
00:42:16I'm doing all that too.
00:42:19It's no Infinity War.
00:42:52¡I'll kill ya for that!
00:42:54¡Nobody scores my navigator and gets away with it!
00:43:15Uh-oh!
00:43:16Here she comes!
00:43:17And, boy, is she pissed.
00:43:19What does she expect?
00:43:20Si te dejas de ver el navegador, de hecho, alguien va a correr.
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00:46:42¿Por qué es fácil?
00:46:44No es fácil.
00:46:46¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:46:51¿Cuál es el camino?
00:46:54¡Oh, quizás 20 miles!
00:47:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:47:37¿Dónde está el compoundo penitenciario?
00:47:41En Japón.
00:47:44¡Los son!
00:47:49¡Los noormen!
00:47:59Voy a salir de este carro y obtenerlo 30 puntos en plan.
00:48:03¿Quién eres? ¿Quién eres tú?
00:48:06Es la Hora de Tomasina Paine de Gran otheros.
00:48:10Yo soy honra.
00:48:11¿Puedo capturarme y convertirme con ese goón?
00:48:16¿Por qué?
00:48:18Estaba entregando nuestro ultimátum a Mr. Presidente.
00:48:23Tu vida en cambio de la evolución permanente de la raza.
00:48:41¿Puedo capturarme y convertirme con ese goón?
00:48:58She was a great, dear friend of mine.
00:49:02And I shall remember her forever howling down that freeway in the sky, knocking over the angels.
00:49:12The valiant Huns' demise was in fact caused by enemies of the people.
00:49:18There will be a special broadcast by Mr. President at 1900 hours.
00:49:23Stay tuned to find out how you can help Mr. President preserve our way of life.
00:49:30Clemente, turn off the television.
00:49:31Our national honor.
00:49:33Hey, you guys, want to stop playing that song, please?
00:49:36Look, what we got here is a race.
00:49:38A sporting event.
00:49:39Not some kind of daredevil stunt.
00:49:40I want some kind of protection.
00:49:41You should have given us an escort right after Nero got it.
00:49:44Go on, don't score on the escort, wouldn't you baby?
00:49:46You want to zip your lip, Myra?
00:49:48Huh?
00:49:49Are you gonna cover me or not?
00:49:51Look, Mr. Viterbo, if you're afraid to go on with the race, why don't you quit?
00:49:55You're calling me a turkey?
00:49:56If you ask me, you're all just making excuses for poor driving.
00:49:59Poor driving?
00:50:00Listen, honey, Matilda the Hun was a champion driver.
00:50:04Ain't nobody could have scored my navigator and gotten away with it.
00:50:07And he's talking about poor driving.
00:50:09I'd like to see you out there.
00:50:10Yeah.
00:50:11I've been driving for 10 years and nobody talks to me like this.
00:50:13You know you're an idiot.
00:50:14It's all on account of the rebels.
00:50:15Who mentioned anything about rebels?
00:50:17There are no rebels.
00:50:19You understand?
00:50:20Yeah, and who was that old lady on the television?
00:50:23Thomasine Payne.
00:50:24She's a harmless lunatic.
00:50:25Would you please come outside, sir?
00:50:26We'd like to ask you a few questions.
00:50:32Come on, Annie.
00:50:33Alone, if you don't mind.
00:50:34Mr. President will explain those accidents during his address to the nation tonight.
00:50:39How did she jam the networks?
00:50:41How'd she bump off our friends?
00:50:42She didn't bump off anybody.
00:50:44She walked into a television station waving a gun, forced them to put her on the air.
00:50:48Now we've taken her back to the asylum and that is the end of it.
00:50:51You know, I've got just two words to say about that.
00:50:53Oh?
00:50:54Bullshit!
00:50:58Hey!
00:50:59I told you to stop playing that song!
00:51:01You seem to forget, Joe, that I'm a representative of Mr. President's government.
00:51:06I happen to hold the power of life and death.
00:51:09Yeah?
00:51:10I happen to hold the clamps off.
00:51:14Look out, Paterbo.
00:51:15You may be the second biggest clown in this circus, but if I want you dead, you're dead.
00:51:20Sit down and eat!
00:51:29I told you to stop playing that music!
00:51:32Were they armed or did they expect the fire in the ditch to be enough to stop you?
00:51:35I don't know what they expected.
00:51:37We just ran through it all and kept on going.
00:51:41Just one more question, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:51:45Did you take that particular road on your own initiative or on the advice of your navigator?
00:51:49On my own initiative.
00:51:50Thank you, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:51:51That will be all.
00:51:52There has been a lot of talk about American rebels.
00:51:53We have positive proof that it was none other than the treacherous French who have been sabotaging our great race.
00:51:57Just as they and their stinking European allies have undermined and destroyed our great national economy.
00:52:02It is no coincidence, my dear children, that the word sabotage was invented by the French.
00:52:07Where's Annie?
00:52:08I don't know.
00:52:09Hey, did you hear the news?
00:52:10Mr. President said it was the French who knocked off Nero and Matilda.
00:52:14Gallant heroes.
00:52:15Watch out for the clips.
00:52:16Who's this?
00:52:17Who's this?
00:52:18Who's this?
00:52:19I don't know.
00:52:20Who's this?
00:52:21I don't know.
00:52:22I don't know.
00:52:23I don't know.
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:25You're a great man.
00:52:26I don't know.
00:52:27You're a great man.
00:52:28All right.
00:52:29I'll be right back.
00:52:30All right.
00:52:31No, no.
00:52:32¿Has escuchado?
00:52:34El Presidente dice que los franceses se han derrotado Nero y Matilda.
00:52:38¡Muchas gracias por los que sucesos!
00:52:40...Machinegun Joe Viterbo y Frankenstein...
00:52:44...en los últimos pasos de su camino...
00:52:47...de la lucha de los...
00:52:50...y hacia los...
00:52:52...en Los Ángeles.
00:52:57¿Dónde está el key?
00:53:00He was just looking for something I lost.
00:53:03The race?
00:53:05Look, Joe...
00:53:07...I threw you off course, okay?
00:53:10All's fair in love and war?
00:53:12I'm glad to hear you say that, Annie, because...
00:53:14...what we've got going here...
00:53:16...definitely ain't love.
00:53:18Well, then why don't we just forget about it?
00:53:21You know, Annie...
00:53:23...these two bad things ain't like they were in the old days...
00:53:26...and we just take somebody in an alley and blow the brains out.
00:53:29You know?
00:53:31Joe, please.
00:53:32Go ahead and scream, Annie.
00:53:34You're hurting me, Joe.
00:53:35There's nobody to hear you.
00:53:38Huh?
00:53:39How does it feel to know...
00:53:44...that you're gonna spend the rest of your life in pain?
00:53:47The rest of your life...
00:53:49...it's about a minute...
00:53:50...and a half.
00:53:51Aw.
00:53:52Hey, Frank.
00:53:54Frank, I thought your navigator was trying to screw around with your car...
00:53:58...so I thought I'd come out and have a look at what was going on.
00:54:01You know what I mean?
00:54:02Hey, come on, Frank.
00:54:22Hey, Alfie...
00:54:23...you know what I mean?
00:54:24Ah!
00:54:25Oh...
00:54:26Oh.
00:54:27Oh.
00:54:32Oh.
00:54:34Oh.
00:54:35Oh.
00:54:36Oh.
00:54:37¡Gracias!
00:55:07¡Gracias!
00:55:13¡Gracias!
00:55:28So much for a fair fight.
00:55:31Next chance I get, you're dead.
00:55:37¿Qué te hiciste ahí? ¿Tienes más instrucciones secretas de la frontera de la frontera?
00:55:52¿Por qué no te voy a dejarme en y te voy a dejarlo con?
00:55:55No necesito.
00:55:58¿Tú me haces tu cover? No es un peligro a mí.
00:56:02De nada, tú no es alguien que me haces.
00:56:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:35But I will be the last of the line.
00:56:37Oh, who's kidding who?
00:56:42I never kid.
00:57:04Why don't you ever take off that glove?
00:57:12What's underneath it?
00:57:14It's my secret.
00:57:17You and the Swiss doctors again?
00:57:21There are no Swiss doctors.
00:57:24Just Native American.
00:57:28Noel.
00:57:29Oh.
00:57:49Have you checked the oil?
00:57:51Yes.
00:57:52Have you checked the hydraulics?
00:57:53An hour ago.
00:57:54Brakes, tires, water?
00:57:56Yeah, they're okay.
00:57:57Everything's okay.
00:57:58Don't worry.
00:57:59I'm not going to do anything to sabotage the car.
00:58:05You get a load of that face?
00:58:06Yeah, I wonder if somebody got points for that eye.
00:58:11Listen, Frankenstein.
00:58:12There's just you, me, and Joe left in the race.
00:58:15And while I just want you to know that whoever wins and whatever happens,
00:58:19it's been really grand racing with you folks.
00:58:23I also want to say that I think you make a real nice couple.
00:58:26Thank you, Jane.
00:58:28Good luck.
00:58:36Joe?
00:58:37Myra?
00:58:39I just want to say, whatever happens, whoever wins...
00:58:42Hey, save it for the French.
00:58:43The cars are started, lined up, and ready to roll on the last lap.
00:58:51They're off.
00:58:52Frankenstein.
00:58:53Holy crap.
00:58:54Joe has just scored his own pit crew.
00:58:57You lousy son of a bitch.
00:58:58You lousy son of a bitch.
00:58:58You lousy son of a bitch.
00:58:59Yeah.
00:59:02Machine gun Joe Viterbo, that funny man from Chicago,
00:59:06has scored his own mechanics for 40 points
00:59:09and is off to catch Calamity Jane and Frankenstein.
00:59:22Screw you, Joe Viterbo and your mother!
00:59:25We'll see who gets the new L.A. first with the highest score, too.
00:59:29It's coming up on the left.
00:59:31Forget it.
00:59:32I'm keeping Frankie in my sights.
00:59:35He's got five minutes on us, and he's stretching it.
00:59:38So what?
00:59:39If there's trouble up ahead, he'll find it first.
00:59:42Oh, yeah.
00:59:43Take a look at your face.
00:59:44You'll find it first.
00:59:48You know, Myra, some people might think you're cute.
00:59:51But me, I think you're one very large baked potato.
00:59:55Roaring down motorway 66 towards California,
00:59:58Frankenstein looks certain to be first across the line.
01:00:02But Machine Gun Joe is still way ahead on points,
01:00:06and he could win the race even by arriving second in New Los Angeles.
01:00:10What's your prediction, Grace?
01:00:13You know, Junior,
01:00:15when Machine Gun Joe was just a little boy in Chicago,
01:00:19he had a pet snake that he used to love to ride over with his tricycle.
01:00:23And Machine Gun Joe was just a little boy in front of me.
01:00:50Machine Gun Joe
01:00:52Was just a little boy
01:00:54And she
01:00:54Loved to ride over
01:00:58With his tricycle
01:01:00Vanilla
01:01:16Not my favorite
01:01:19Isn't it vanilla
01:01:24It's pink or something
01:01:27Yeah, well, my taste buds got wiped out
01:01:28In the crash of 97
01:01:29Well, it's a good thing that mine is still intact
01:01:33At least the French can't poison us
01:01:35What's Frankenstein's location now?
01:01:42He's about 50 miles out, Lieutenant
01:01:45And coming fast
01:01:46Goodbye, Mrs. Payne
01:01:51When you see me again, Frankenstein will be my prisoner
01:01:54And the whole country will know we must be taken seriously
01:01:57Fury, wait!
01:01:58I'm coming with you!
01:01:59No, Mrs. Payne, it's too dangerous
01:02:01Monsens!
01:02:02I've waited 20 years for this moment
01:02:04Oh, I know I can't join you on the mission
01:02:05But I want to see you pull it off with my own eyes
01:02:09A couple of turn-offs coming up
01:02:12What's the quickest way to New L.A.?
01:02:15That's funny
01:02:16What?
01:02:20I can't seem to focus my eyes on the map
01:02:23I think we stay on 7th
01:02:25I feel like I'm gonna pass out
01:02:27Look at that
01:02:29Look at that
01:02:30It's Sam, isn't it?
01:02:35Thanks, please stop the car
01:02:37Sorry
01:02:38We're at a race
01:02:40Frankenstein, stop right now
01:02:51We want to talk to you
01:02:52Stop before I force you to
01:02:56I'll pop you to a halt if I have to
01:03:12Hey, help me!
01:03:26Turn off the engine!
01:03:31Annie's dead, Mrs. Payne
01:03:32He must have killed her
01:03:33Now I'm really gonna let him down
01:03:37Look at that
01:03:48Thank you, uh...
01:03:52Baby, I think we got this race won
01:03:56Aren't we gonna help him, Joe?
01:03:58What, are you nuts or something?
01:03:59I'm getting my ass out of here
01:04:00Before they decide to make emergency landing
01:04:02Come on, sit down!
01:04:05That a girl
01:04:05Come on, sit down!
01:04:14And there's a nice one
01:04:15It's not
01:04:16You've got to go
01:04:17It's not
01:04:18You've got to recover
01:04:19You're a hungry, man
01:04:19You're what, are youавlued?
01:04:20faculties, you're adventuring where you sağd that
01:04:21It's gonna take us
01:04:22Even some people
01:04:22They're Primary
01:04:23Ha
01:04:33¡Gracias!
01:05:03¡Gracias!
01:05:33¡Gracias!
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01:11:17¡Hola, chico!
01:11:22¡¿Y qué es eso?!
01:11:40Tienes que cruzar el porcón.
01:11:42Bueno, la única cosa que me preocupa es cómo me preocupa con el presidente del presidente.
01:11:50El presidente debe estar preocupada ahora.
01:12:12¡He's coming!
01:12:14¿Can you hear that engine?
01:12:16Still in perfect tune.
01:12:18Here he is, the one and only three-time winner and sole survivor of the 20th annual Transcontinental Road Race, none other than Frankenstein himself.
01:12:32And now, Mr. President.
01:12:34Our enemy, the French, have destroyed nearly all our gallant races.
01:12:41Just as they have crippled our once great economy and wrecked our telephone system.
01:12:49But even they, in all their evil power, were unable to destroy Frankenstein, who is the embodiment of our national virtue and therefore indestructible.
01:13:03It is fitting that Frankenstein should be the one chosen by your president to lead you in this war against the French, which I now decree.
01:13:19The French spying army, guard, seize that woman.
01:13:24Frankenstein, are you all right?
01:13:25Frankenstein, are you all right?
01:13:55¡Gracias!
01:14:25Mr. and Mrs. President Frankenstein, dear friends of mine,
01:14:32can you tell us what your first official acts will be?
01:14:35I plan to pension off the secret police, restore free elections, end minority privilege,
01:14:41and move the seat of government back to New Los Angeles.
01:14:44The country has been governed from abroad long enough.
01:14:46Mr. President Frankenstein, is it true that you are now accepting rebels into your government?
01:14:51Well, since I have accepted one into my house.
01:14:55President Frankenstein has appointed my great-grandmother, Thomasina Payne,
01:14:59the view of her experience in the field, as the Minister for Domestic Security.
01:15:04And I plan to deal very harshly with rebels.
01:15:08Anybody who is unhappy with happiness can go find someplace else to live.
01:15:14What about the race?
01:15:15The race is abolished.
01:15:17Abolished?
01:15:18That's right.
01:15:19We feel that the country no longer needs this gratuitous display of violence
01:15:23to show the world that its virility is still intact.
01:15:26Right.
01:15:27But, Mr. President Frankenstein, isn't it true that, as a racer, your popularity depended entirely on violence?
01:15:32I'm afraid I shall have to let my press secretary answer that question.
01:15:37Stop annoying Mr. President with impertinent questions, Junior.
01:15:40It's the race, man.
01:15:42President Frankenstein, you can't call off the race.
01:15:46The American people won't stand for it.
01:15:48Get out of the way, Junior.
01:15:49The race is the symbol of everything we hold dear.
01:15:53Our American way of life.
01:15:55Sure it's violent, but that's the way we love it.
01:15:57Violent, violent, violent.
01:15:59And that's why we love you.
01:16:01Frank, do we have to listen to this?
01:16:03Please, be violent.
01:16:04No.
01:16:05Who wouldn't have wanted the race?
01:16:06No.
01:16:15As to this matter of violence, the technique of violence was first developed in 2 million B.C. by the Australopithecines.
01:16:24A tribe of four-foot primates who had no brains to speak of, but who, nevertheless, invented the tomahawk and used it on each other.
01:16:34This practice led to the enlargement of the brain, another useful weapon.
01:16:40Yes, murder was invented even before man began to think.
01:16:45Now, of course, man has become known as the thinking animal.
01:16:52We said it was like perhaps Horizon Wound syndrome even before time was once.
01:17:01Well, I can't believe that.
01:17:04Now, there's a location of causation where the white tree isveda its antwerp.
01:17:08Now, again, he came along with the pain of development and that's thealtside view.
01:17:11It's nice.
01:17:13But for this multiple Soyuzotovia
01:17:21Gracias por ver el video.
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