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00:07:59¡In el nombre del presidente del presidente,
00:08:01¡America te ama, Frankenstein!
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00:08:31All five cars are in starting position here at New York Memorial Raceway, ready to roll!
00:08:37Now, we take you to the Summer Palace and Mr. President.
00:08:55My children, whom I love so dearly,
00:09:01it has been my duty in the long and difficult years
00:09:07since the World Crash of 79,
00:09:10to serve you as best I could.
00:09:14Never before in history have masses forgotten all comfort
00:09:19so that the spirit of genius might thrive
00:09:22and seek the golden key
00:09:24to a new time of plenty
00:09:26in the fertile field of minority privilege.
00:09:30And now, my children.
00:09:32The drivers are ready.
00:09:33The world is waiting.
00:09:34Once more,
00:09:36I give you what you want.
00:09:38Good morning, Americans.
00:09:40Once again, the race is underway,
00:09:42with 12-hour pit stops scheduled at St. Louis and Albuquerque,
00:09:46home of the American Indian Museum.
00:09:48At this very moment, the cars are howling through the streets of Manhattan,
00:09:51but no points have been scored as yet.
00:09:56Take it away, Junior Bruce.
00:09:57They're coming out of the Lincoln Tunnel now,
00:09:59with Frankenstein and Joe running.
00:10:01And the race is out of the way.
00:10:02The race is out of the way.
00:10:03The race is running.
00:10:04The race is underway,
00:10:05with 12-hour pit stops scheduled
00:10:07at St. Louis and Albuquerque,
00:10:08home of the American Indian Museum.
00:10:10At this very moment,
00:10:11the cars are howling through the streets of Manhattan,
00:10:13but no points have been scored as yet.
00:10:15Take it away, Junior Bruce.
00:10:16With Frankenstein and Joe running neck and neck,
00:10:20then it's the Lion driven by, pass by, Calamity Jane in the ball,
00:10:24moving into third place.
00:10:46The Lion driven by, Calamity Jane in the ball,
00:11:16and then it's the Lion driven by,
00:11:46and this buzz bomb is trying to catch up with machine gun Joe,
00:11:50now streaking Southwest.
00:11:52Once again, Mr. President.
00:11:54I have made the United Provinces of America
00:11:57the greatest power in the known universe.
00:12:01I have also given you the most popular sporting event
00:12:05in the history of mankind,
00:12:08the transcontinental road race,
00:12:09which upholds the American tradition of no holds barred.
00:12:15No holds barred.
00:12:18That's how he got to be president.
00:12:20Hypocrite pig.
00:12:22What about our ultimatum?
00:12:23He's been laughing us off for 15 years.
00:12:26Passive resistance means nothing to him.
00:12:28Pick up that flag, young man.
00:12:30It's time for action.
00:12:31It is not a time for violence.
00:12:34Mrs. Payne, I love Annie as much as you do,
00:12:36but she's no match for Frankenstein,
00:12:39and we can't risk letting him get away.
00:12:41Frankenstein is the biggest target in the world
00:12:43and a personal friend of Mr. President's.
00:12:45That, Lieutenant Fury,
00:12:46is exactly why they'll call off the race,
00:12:50to save his life.
00:12:51My granddaughter will succeed.
00:12:53Hey, don't you ever take off that mask?
00:12:55No.
00:12:56Don't you know about my face?
00:12:58I've heard stories.
00:13:02Nobody's ever seen it, have they?
00:13:04Except my other navigators.
00:13:06And they're all dead.
00:13:09So they are.
00:13:14They say you lost most of your jaw
00:13:16in the crack of 92.
00:13:19And my right eye in 95.
00:13:21And my nose and my left eye in 97.
00:13:25And most of my cranium in 98.
00:13:27I'm held together with patches of plastic.
00:13:30That's a steel place.
00:13:32It's not a pretty sight.
00:13:35You want to see?
00:13:38Why not?
00:13:38I've seen everything else.
00:13:40Remember,
00:13:41you're doing this on your own.
00:13:43I take no responsibility.
00:13:51What do you expect?
00:13:59Another pretty face?
00:14:05They really love you, Joe.
00:14:08Yeah?
00:14:09How come they ain't down on the road proving it?
00:14:13Hey, you better make this left turn.
00:14:15You'll shave off about two miles that way.
00:14:17Yeah, all right.
00:14:38All right, all right.
00:14:40And yes-siree.
00:14:42A clean hit.
00:14:43A perfect hit.
00:14:45And no pain for the target.
00:14:48Too bad the guy was only 38.
00:14:50Just two years older,
00:14:51he'd have been worth three times the points.
00:14:53But for the second year in a row,
00:14:55Machine Gun Joe
00:14:57has splattered the scoreboard first.
00:15:00How's it like that, huh?
00:15:02You don't pull that one, Myra, baby?
00:15:03What's the matter with this engine?
00:15:08I don't know.
00:15:09Sounds fine to me.
00:15:11Amateurs.
00:15:13Get back there and retard the spark
00:15:15for, uh, three degrees.
00:15:33I'm glad to see you were able to find your way back.
00:16:02As the cars roar into Pennsylvania,
00:16:11the cradle of liberty,
00:16:12it seems apparent that our citizens
00:16:14are staying off the streets,
00:16:17which may make scarring particularly difficult
00:16:20even with this year's rule changes.
00:16:22To recap those revisions,
00:16:26women are still worth 10 points
00:16:29more than men in all age brackets,
00:16:31but teenagers now rack up 40 points
00:16:35and toddlers under 12
00:16:37now rate a big 70 points.
00:16:40The big score,
00:16:42anyone,
00:16:43any sex,
00:16:44over 75 years old
00:16:46has been upped to 100 points.
00:16:50As always,
00:16:52how fast you move
00:16:54determines how long you live.
00:16:56Corto!
00:17:06¡No!
00:17:36¡No!
00:17:42A beautiful kill.
00:17:44A neat kill.
00:17:46No calamities for Jane today.
00:17:48No, sir.
00:17:49And you can bet she'll be getting both ears for that one.
00:17:52What is that?
00:18:06Euthanasia Day is a geriatrics hospital.
00:18:08We do it every year.
00:18:10Here he comes!
00:18:12He's coming!
00:18:22Frankenstein scores!
00:18:24Frankenstein scores at last!
00:18:40But what kind of a score, boys and girls?
00:18:42Just 110 points out of a possible big 700.
00:18:46What do you think about that, Gracie?
00:18:48Well, those doctors, dear friends of mine,
00:18:53have been pretty smug all these years setting up the old folks.
00:18:57Frankenstein must have decided it was their turn.
00:19:00Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein
00:19:04has a 100% red-blooded American sense of humor.
00:19:10Annie, save those old people!
00:19:12And she'll deliver Frankenstein.
00:19:14Meanwhile, innocent people are being slaughtered on our highways.
00:19:18Ah, they're like Christians being thrown to the gladiators.
00:19:23But just remember, the Christians won.
00:19:26Did they, Mrs. Payne?
00:19:27I take it from your attire that your sabotage operations
00:19:31are being carried out despite my wishes?
00:19:35Mrs. Payne?
00:19:39We're set to hit them with everything we've got.
00:19:41Then, in the name of humanity, let Operation Anti-Race begin!
00:19:55What in the hell are we supposed to score in this graveyard?
00:19:58You're the navigator. That's your problem.
00:20:01You better think of something pretty soon,
00:20:02or else you're gonna be out in your ass.
00:20:04It isn't my fault everyone scored before us.
00:20:07You should have gone after that Boy Scout camp like I told you.
00:20:10I tried a goddamn Boy Scout camp.
00:20:13You know how fast those Boy Scouts move?
00:20:17Now here's something more your speed.
00:20:19It's gotta be at least 200 points.
00:20:22If they scatter, go for the baby and the mother.
00:20:26Come on! Come on!
00:20:31Go for the baby! The baby!
00:20:33That's it. Come get baby.
00:20:36Bye-bye, baby. Hello 70 points.
00:20:45Hey, I'm off the air!
00:20:46Sit down, I'm off the air!
00:20:47Would you please take your places?
00:20:48Don't... Don't...
00:20:49Take your places.
00:20:50You're missing me. What happened?
00:20:51Grace, I'm with an interview right now.
00:20:52Hello, ladies.
00:20:54Isn't this just the most exciting race in years?
00:20:57I certainly think so.
00:20:59And guess what?
00:21:00I have a surprise for you.
00:21:02Mrs. Rhonda Bainbridge in person on my show.
00:21:07The widow of Edward Bainbridge, whom, as we all know, was machine gun Joe Viterbo's first score.
00:21:18Welcome to my home.
00:21:20And may I call you Rhonda?
00:21:22Oh, please do, Mrs. Pander.
00:21:24Are we about ready here?
00:21:25Yeah, just about.
00:21:26So we have to go right away.
00:21:29As the widow of the race's first score, you have won a high-style two-room apartment in Acapulco.
00:21:42Start the gym!
00:21:43Start the gym!
00:21:58And next year, you will be watching the race on a 50-inch, three-dimensional, octophonic T-video set.
00:22:07Very oppressed Americans, the execution of the barbarian killer Nero the Hero is the people's first stroke against the evil and corrupt regime of Mr. President.
00:22:22I am Thomasina Paine, founder and commander of the Army of the Resistance.
00:22:29For 20 years, Americans have been told when to eat and when to sleep, when to love and when to hate.
00:22:39The age of obedience is over.
00:22:43In the names of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman, I call upon you to stand up for your inalienable rights.
00:22:54We declare war upon the bipartisan party, on Mr. President, and on that most inhuman desecration of life and liberty, the transcontinental road rape.
00:23:09I thank you.
00:23:11What the hell was that?
00:23:14I have no information.
00:23:16Is this race still on?
00:23:17I have no information.
00:23:19Well, what do you think?
00:23:20About what?
00:23:21About that speech.
00:23:22That's spice to the race.
00:23:25Spice?
00:23:26They've killed Nero.
00:23:27Yeah, they would have got more points for me.
00:23:30Don't you understand?
00:23:32They've declared war on the race and on you. Aren't you worried?
00:23:35The only thing that worries me is machine gun Joe for terrible.
00:23:39He's winning all you care about.
00:23:41Yes.
00:23:42It's the only standard of excellence left.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:46Come on.
00:23:47Here they come.
00:23:48About finished.
00:23:49Come on.
00:23:50Look at that stupid hole right in the middle.
00:23:51They won't get through there.
00:23:52They won't get through there.
00:23:53They won't get through there.
00:23:57It's me!
00:23:58Ah-ha!
00:23:59If the cars converge from all their roots and head for the first pit stop in St. Louis,
00:24:04Machine Gun Joe is still leading the field with Frankenstein second, Calamity Jane third, leaving Matilda the Hunt in fourth position and Calamity Jane facing another Calamity.
00:24:10Right now, Frankenstein's score points put him just ahead of Joe.
00:24:25Hey!
00:24:26Get off the room!
00:24:27Jesus Chrysler!
00:24:28Get off the room!
00:24:29Arriving first in St. Louis.
00:24:30Hey, dummy.
00:24:31Come on over and hold the lance.
00:24:34Hey, dummy.
00:24:35Come on over and hold the lance.
00:24:38Come on over.
00:24:49¿Dónde está el que dice, Welcome Joe Paterpo?
00:25:05¡Sí!
00:26:01¡Cuid es extra Montes Blanco!
00:26:03¡Nero cuál hubiera posible que nadie esperaba que S我說 de Nero…
00:26:07¡ прогu glow benρε siquiera, ¿OR élo?
00:26:09No queremos deprimir nadie, pero...
00:26:11¡Hey, hey!
00:26:12Todos saben que fue derrotado por la resistencia, ¿verdad?
00:26:15¡Es en televisión!
00:26:17Si quieres ir de nuevo, Mr. Viterbo,
00:26:20te darás las opiniones a ti mismo.
00:26:22Ok, por favor.
00:26:23Esta es Grace Pander de St. Louis,
00:26:26donde Matilda,
00:26:27una amiga de mi amiga,
00:26:29está recibiendo una buena ruta.
00:26:32Dime, Tilly,
00:26:33¿qué esperamos de ti cuando las caras vuelan a la calle?
00:26:37¿Verdad?
00:26:39¿Verdad?
00:26:40¿Verdad?
00:26:40¿Verdad?
00:26:41¿Verdad?
00:26:42¿Verdad?
00:26:43Tilly, querida,
00:26:45eso es muy confiante para alguien que está en la calle
00:26:48de cuatro de cuatro.
00:26:49No importa si es que está en la calle.
00:26:52Si me hagan con usted,
00:26:53usted va a ser la calle de la calle.
00:26:55Si alguien va a la calle,
00:26:57es usted y su bolsa.
00:26:58¡Busbombe!
00:26:59¡Verdad!
00:26:59¡Verdad!
00:27:00¡Verdad!
00:27:00¡Verdad!
00:27:01¡Verdad!
00:27:02¡Verdad!
00:27:03¡Verdad!
00:27:03¡Verdad!
00:27:04¡Verdad!
00:27:04¡Verdad!
00:27:04¡Verdad!
00:27:05¡Verdad!
00:27:06¡Verdad!
00:27:06¡Verdad!
00:27:06¡Verdad!
00:27:07¿Verdad!
00:27:08¿Verdad?
00:27:08¡Verdad!
00:27:09¡Verdad!
00:27:09¡Verdad!
00:27:09¡Verdad!
00:27:10ministerio!
00:27:10¡Verdad!
00:27:11I'd like it more if I was in the driver's seat.
00:27:14You get what's coming to you on the road?
00:27:17Oh, yeah?
00:27:18Well, what's coming to me is the final solution to the cargo problem.
00:27:22Frankenstein,
00:27:23can you tell us when you're gonna make your move?
00:27:25Are you gonna take any off-road chances for scores,
00:27:28or you're driving all out to be first in the new LA?
00:27:32It's not whether you win or lose,
00:27:33it's how you play the game.
00:27:34Frankenstein, a dear friend of mine, Frankenstein, tell me how it feels when at that electric instant driving at 200 miles an hour, life and death coexist at the moment of scoring.
00:27:46You stand in the middle of Route 66 tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, and you can answer that question for yourself.
00:28:04What are you doing? Get away from me, Joe. Go nuts.
00:28:09Just tell him I was whispering sweet nothing in your ear.
00:28:19Tell us what he said to you.
00:28:20Well, Myra, what did Frankenstein have to say to you?
00:28:23He didn't say anything. He didn't say anything.
00:28:25What did he say?
00:28:26Nothing.
00:28:26What did he say?
00:28:27Nothing.
00:28:28Look, I'm not playing games here, Myra. I want to know what he said.
00:28:31He said there was nothing sweet in my ear.
00:28:36In my ear.
00:28:49What do you want?
00:28:52My name is Laurie, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:28:54I'm head of Chapter 7, St. Louis Lovers of Frankenstein.
00:28:58I was chosen from over 100 girls.
00:29:00Will you offer me your body? Is that it?
00:29:03You want to make love to me because I drive the monster and wear this costume?
00:29:07No, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:29:09But that wouldn't be fair to your navigator.
00:29:11It's taken her years of hard work to earn that privilege.
00:29:14Besides, we understand your feelings.
00:29:18What do you know of my feelings?
00:29:22Everything.
00:29:23Like, like why you're afraid of falling in love?
00:29:26And why winning the race means everything to you?
00:29:31How do you know these things?
00:29:33From my dreams, partly.
00:29:36And from letters I get from other fans.
00:29:39Plus, the club subscribes to an astrology service.
00:29:42Well, if you're not here to offer me your body,
00:29:44I'd be...
00:29:45I wanted to meet you, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:29:47I wanted you to know who I am.
00:29:50So it would have meaning.
00:29:53I don't understand.
00:29:55So what would have meaning?
00:29:57We love you, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:29:59I know just saying it doesn't mean much.
00:30:02Why do you love me?
00:30:03Because I kill people?
00:30:05Scoring isn't killing, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:30:07It's part of the race.
00:30:09You're a national hero.
00:30:11And we want you to know we're with you.
00:30:13A hundred percent.
00:30:13Good night, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:30:30Didn't hear you come in.
00:30:32What were you expecting, Machine Gun Joe?
00:30:36I thought I could trust you.
00:30:40You really just don't want to give me a chance, do you?
00:30:43I was trying to help you.
00:30:48I'm sorry.
00:30:51You're what?
00:30:55Sorry.
00:30:58He wanted to know our route,
00:31:00so I told him to go down 54 through the Cimarron Valley.
00:31:0654 is a dead end.
00:31:09It needs nowhere.
00:31:11That's right.
00:31:12And if Joe takes it, he's sunk.
00:31:16The only way Joe will take that road
00:31:18is if he sees us do it first.
00:31:21Or if he's ahead of us.
00:31:24Is that the arm that came off in 98?
00:31:27Mm-hmm.
00:31:30And...
00:31:31which one of those
00:31:32obviously perfect legs
00:31:34came off in 99?
00:31:36The right.
00:31:37And the left one
00:31:38was just broken in six places
00:31:40and burned down to the bone.
00:31:42Is that right?
00:31:43Mm-hmm.
00:31:45It's a miracle you can still walk.
00:31:50Do you like to dance?
00:31:52Mm-hmm.
00:32:00Mm-hmm.
00:32:02Mm-hmm.
00:32:02Mm-hmm.
00:32:03Mm-hmm.
00:32:04Gracias por ver el video
00:32:34Gracias por ver el video
00:33:04Gracias por ver el video
00:33:34Gracias por ver el video
00:34:04Gracias por ver el video
00:34:36Gracias por ver el video
00:36:08Here they come, let's get set
00:36:14Chicken guy
00:36:29Chicken and a basket
00:36:32Chicken and a casket
00:36:34Oh shit
00:36:44Hey, hey, hey, who got the last lap there, huh?
00:37:06The turnoff is coming up
00:37:08Should I take it?
00:37:09Who gives a goddamn shit?
00:37:11Should I?
00:37:12She says I should, so I should, right?
00:37:13Or should I?
00:37:14I don't know, what?
00:37:15Well, I don't think you should
00:37:16I think it's definitely a trick
00:37:18I'll do it
00:37:19I won't do it
00:37:20I won't do it, I'd be a schmuck to do it
00:37:22I didn't know schmuck
00:37:26That's your story
00:37:28That's right, that's right
00:37:30If I see you mess with Frankenstein again
00:37:32I'm really gonna bust your eyes
00:37:33What do you mean
00:37:35What do you mean, really?
00:37:44I'll have an almost unlimited score possibility
00:37:47But it's pretty far down the road
00:37:49District penitence compound
00:37:52All those old congressmen chained up
00:37:55Can be like sitting ducks
00:37:57Yeah, and all I gotta do
00:37:58Is drive through a cyclone fence
00:38:00Uh-uh
00:38:01Look, the farther west we go
00:38:03The fewer targets there'll be
00:38:05Hey, come on
00:38:06Joe's already on his way to a dead end
00:38:08And the other two
00:38:09Okay
00:38:13Take the next ride
00:38:18Now, as soon as the car gets within range
00:38:23I shall give the signal
00:38:24We'll have just under a minute
00:38:26After they reach the turnoff
00:38:27Lieutenant Fury figures
00:38:29Lieutenant Fury has nothing whatever to do with this
00:38:31I want none of his surprises here
00:38:35I could stand for a surprise
00:38:37Like if Frankenstein didn't show up
00:38:38Don't worry, he'll show
00:38:40What's our estimated time of arrival in Albuquerque?
00:38:47Well, I'm not sure
00:38:49I mean, this detour's gonna make a difference
00:38:51Haven't you calculated our time of arrival?
00:38:53Well, of course I did
00:38:54But I couldn't take into consideration
00:38:56Take what into consideration?
00:38:58Frankenstein, stop the car
00:39:00Hold on
00:39:00What the hell?
00:39:05Keep going!
00:39:06Don't stop now
00:39:07What are you doing?
00:39:08What are they doing?
00:39:14Sorry, brother
00:39:15If that's the best ambush the resistance can come up with
00:39:29We got nothing to worry about
00:39:31I guess not
00:39:32One thing I can't figure out
00:39:34Is why would they bother to dress that guy up to look like me
00:39:37Maybe he was a fan
00:39:39Who built this stinking road?
00:39:45If I ever get my hands on him, I'll rip his heart out
00:39:47I mean it
00:39:50I'm sick of this race
00:39:51And I'm sick of you
00:39:52I guess it must have been Joe
00:39:59That set us up for that ambush, don't you think?
00:40:01Got in touch with those guys somehow
00:40:03And told them where we were going
00:40:04I guess it might have been
00:40:05But then how the hell did Joe know we were going to take a detour?
00:40:10Maybe it was those guys on the pit crew in St. Louis
00:40:13Took your book out of the car while you were getting massaged
00:40:16I didn't leave my book in the car
00:40:19You didn't, huh?
00:40:21No
00:40:21Well, then I guess it couldn't have been them
00:40:24Who do you think it was?
00:40:27I have no idea
00:40:28Why do you care as long as they didn't get you?
00:40:31Us
00:40:31They didn't get us
00:40:33We're a team, remember?
00:40:35Come on over to my side
00:40:47You're going to drive for a while
00:40:49Why? I'm not trained as a driver
00:40:52Never mind why
00:40:53Just do as I tell you
00:40:55I'm counting on you to make a nice big score for us
00:41:07Sure
00:41:08Is there anything special in mind?
00:41:13Nothing will turn up
00:41:14I'm sure that it will
00:41:16Jesus, it's Christ!
00:41:34I'll kill that breath!
00:41:35What is it?
00:41:36Check your face!
00:41:39Hey, Cornball
00:41:40What's the fastest way through here?
00:41:42Well, um
00:41:43Actually, the way
00:41:44The only way we do it is
00:41:45We get a bulldozer
00:41:46We trim this edge down here
00:41:48And we drive through
00:41:48But
00:41:49No, no
00:41:49What's the fastest way between here and Albuquerque?
00:41:51You gotta go back to the main highway, really
00:41:53But I lose 45 minutes!
00:41:55I've seen you before
00:41:56I'm one of your greatest fans
00:41:58You know that?
00:41:58I follow all of the races
00:42:00I got pictures of you
00:42:02All over the outhouse
00:42:03I named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein
00:42:06I did
00:42:06Lousy, stinking dirt bar
00:42:08You got two seconds to live
00:42:33Come on, Pete, honey
00:42:52You gonna take all day with that?
00:42:54I wanna get on the road
00:42:55Make a few more scores
00:42:56My bloodlust is fading
00:42:57I'm almost finished, calamity, sweetheart
00:42:59We'll be back on the road in no time
00:43:02Then we'll cream that Nazi's ass for her
00:43:04What'd you say?
00:43:05Lip-sting!
00:43:07Ha-ha!
00:43:09You lazy dick!
00:43:10I'll kill you for that!
00:43:12Nobody scores my navigator
00:43:14And gets away with it
00:43:32Uh-oh
00:43:34Here she comes
00:43:35And boy, is she pissed
00:43:37Well, what does she expect?
00:43:38You leave your navigator lying around
00:43:40Naturally, somebody's gonna run over them
00:43:42And get out of line with it
00:43:43And get angry when they 포인keeping
00:43:45And then year long, who am I from?
00:43:45And with the
00:43:48ammad
00:43:51Whoo!
00:44:00Ah-ha-ha!
00:44:02Ooh!
00:44:02Whoa!
00:44:02You YA!
00:44:03Ha-ha!
00:44:03You even lack history
00:44:04And a healthy country
00:44:05I just asked my journey
00:44:05Captainlee
00:44:05This!
00:44:06Ita-ha!
00:44:07Henry, yeah!
00:44:08Do you see
00:44:08What does it mean?
00:44:09How does it mean?
00:44:09What does it mean?
00:44:10You high!
00:44:11¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:47:12¡Vamos a practicar!
00:47:15¡Oh, quizás 20 miles!
00:47:20Stop the car.
00:47:32¡Out!
00:47:40¡Vamos al otro lado!
00:47:42¡Aran la frente!
00:47:57¿Dónde está el compound?
00:47:59¡Aran!
00:48:02¡In Japan!
00:48:08¡Get in!
00:48:19¡I can just put you out of this car and pick up a quick 30 points!
00:48:24¿Who are you? Who are you working for?
00:48:26I'm Thomasina Payne's granddaughter.
00:48:30I'm honored.
00:48:34So you were going to capture me and replace me with that goon back there.
00:48:38What for?
00:48:40He was going to deliver our ultimatum to Mr. President.
00:48:44Your life in exchange for the permanent abolition of the race.
00:48:57He fue a great, dear friend of mine.
00:49:08She was a great dear friend of mine
00:49:23And I shall remember her forever
00:49:26Howling down that freeway in the sky
00:49:28Knocking over the angels
00:49:32The valiant Huns demise was in fact
00:49:36Caused by enemies of the people
00:49:39There will be a special broadcast by Mr. President
00:49:42At 1900 hours
00:49:45Stay tuned to find out
00:49:47How you can help Mr. President
00:49:50Preserve our way of life
00:49:52Clementine, turn off the television
00:49:53Our national honor
00:49:54Hey, you guys, want to stop playing that song, please?
00:49:57Look, what we got here is a race
00:49:59A sporting event
00:50:00Not some kind of daredevil stunt
00:50:02I want some kind of protection
00:50:03You should have given us an escort
00:50:04Right after Nero got it
00:50:05Go on, don't score on the escort, wouldn't you, baby?
00:50:08You want to zip your lip, Myra?
00:50:10Huh?
00:50:10Now, you going to cover me or not?
00:50:12Look, Mr. Viterbo
00:50:13If you're afraid to go on with the race
00:50:15Why don't you quit?
00:50:16You're calling me a turkey?
00:50:18If you ask me
00:50:19You're all just making excuses for poor driving
00:50:21Poor driving?
00:50:22Listen, honey
00:50:23Matilda the Hun was a champion driver
00:50:25And nobody could have scored my navigator
00:50:27And gotten away with it
00:50:28And he's talking about poor driving
00:50:30I'd like to see you out there
00:50:32Yeah
00:50:32Right in front of the cross
00:50:33I've been driving for 10 years
00:50:33Nobody talked to me like this
00:50:35You know, you're an idiot
00:50:35It stinks
00:50:35It's all on account of the rebels
00:50:37Who mentioned anything about rebels?
00:50:39There are no rebels
00:50:40Understand?
00:50:42Well, then, who was that old lady on the television?
00:50:45Thomas and the Page
00:50:46It's a harmless lunatic
00:50:47Would you please come outside, sir?
00:50:48We'd like to ask you a few questions
00:50:50Come on, Annie
00:50:55Alone, if you don't mind
00:50:56Mr. President will explain those accidents
00:50:59During his address to the nation tonight
00:51:01How did she jam the networks?
00:51:03How'd she bump off our friends?
00:51:04She didn't bump off anybody
00:51:06She walked into a television station
00:51:08Waving a gun
00:51:08Forced them to put her on the air
00:51:10Now, we've taken her back to the asylum
00:51:11And that is the end of it
00:51:13You know, I've got just two words to say about that
00:51:15Oh?
00:51:16Bullshit!
00:51:20Hey!
00:51:20I told you to stop playing that song!
00:51:23You seem to forget, Joe
00:51:25That I'm a representative
00:51:26Of Mr. President's government
00:51:27I happen to hold the power of life and death
00:51:31Yeah?
00:51:31I happen to hold the clam sauce
00:51:33Look out, Paterbo
00:51:36You may be the second biggest clown in this circus
00:51:39But if I want you dead
00:51:41You're dead
00:51:42Sit down and eat
00:51:45I told you to stop playing that music!
00:51:52Were they armed or did they expect the fire in the dish to be enough to stop you?
00:51:57I don't know what they expected
00:51:58We just ran through it all and kept on going
00:52:01Just one more question, Mr. Frankenstein
00:52:05Did you take that particular road on your own initiative?
00:52:09Or on the advice of your navigator?
00:52:14On my own initiative
00:52:15Thank you, Mr. Frankenstein
00:52:17That will be all
00:52:18There has been a lot of talk about American rebels
00:52:25We have positive proof
00:52:27That it was none other than the treacherous French
00:52:31Who have been sabotaging our great race
00:52:34Just as they and their stinking European allies
00:52:38Have undermined and destroyed our great national economy
00:52:44It is no coincidence, my dear children
00:52:46That the word sabotage was invented by the French
00:52:51Where's Annie?
00:52:53I don't know
00:52:53Hey, did you hear the news?
00:52:55Mr. President said it was the French who knocked off Nero and Matilda
00:52:59Watch out for the clips, Susette
00:53:01Lammity, Jane Kelly, Machine Gun Joe Viterbo, and Frankenstein
00:53:05As they begin the last lap of their long and difficult journey
00:53:11Toward new Los Angeles
00:53:14Drop your keys
00:53:20I was just looking for something I lost
00:53:24The race?
00:53:26Look, Joe
00:53:27I threw you off course, okay?
00:53:31All's fair in love and war?
00:53:33I'm glad to hear you say that, Annie
00:53:35Because what we've got going here
00:53:37Definitely ain't love
00:53:39Well, then why don't we just forget about it?
00:53:43You know, Annie
00:53:44There's two bad things ain't like they were in the old days
00:53:47And we just take somebody in an alley
00:53:49And blow their brains up
00:53:50You know?
00:53:53Joe, please
00:53:54Go ahead and scream, Annie
00:53:55You're hurting me, Joe
00:53:57There's nobody to hear you
00:53:58Huh?
00:54:01How does it feel to know
00:54:06You're going to spend the rest of your life in pain
00:54:08The rest of your life
00:54:10It's about a minute and a half
00:54:13Hey, Frank
00:54:16Frank, I thought your navigator
00:54:18Trying to screw around with your car
00:54:20So I thought I'd come out
00:54:21And have a look at what was going on
00:54:23You know what I mean?
00:54:24Hey, come on, Frank
00:54:25Oh, no, Frank
00:54:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:56:49Yo soy el último que se va a llevar a la vida en el mundo.
00:56:52Si se usan uno, se trae otro.
00:56:55Pero voy a ser la última de la línea.
00:56:58¿Quién es que te mentes?
00:57:03No puedo mentir.
00:57:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:57:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:19Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything to sabotage the car.
00:58:26You getting a load of that face?
00:58:28Yeah, I wonder if somebody got points for that eye.
00:58:32Listen, Frankenstein, there's just you, me, and Joe left in the race,
00:58:35and, well, I just want you to know that whoever wins or whatever happens,
00:58:41it's been really grand racing with you folks.
00:58:43I also want to say that I think you make a real nice couple.
00:58:47Thank you, Kate.
00:58:49Good luck.
00:58:57Joe, Myra, I just want to say, whatever happens, whoever wins...
00:59:03Hey, save it for the French.
00:59:07The cars are started, lined up, and ready to roll on the last lap.
00:59:12They're off.
00:59:13Frankenstein, holy crap!
00:59:15Joe has just scored his own pit crew.
00:59:17You lousy sons of bitches that I beat you!
00:59:20Woo-hoo!
00:59:23Machine gun Joe Viterbo, that funny man from Chicago,
00:59:27has scored his own mechanics for 40 points
00:59:30and is off to catch Calamity Jane and Frankenstein.
00:59:33Frankenstein!
00:59:43Screw you, Joe Viterbo, and your mother!
00:59:46Look till you get the new L.A. first, with the highest score or two.
00:59:50It's coming up on the left.
00:59:53Forget it, I'm keeping Frankie in my sights.
00:59:56He's got five minutes on us, and he's stretching it.
00:59:59So what if there's trouble up ahead, he'll find it first?
01:00:03Oh, yeah, take a look at your face.
01:00:06You'll find it first.
01:00:09You know, Myra, some people might think you're two.
01:00:12But me, I think you're one very large baked potato.
01:00:16Roaring down motorway 66 towards California,
01:00:19Frankenstein looks certain to be first across the line,
01:00:23but Machine Gun Joe is still way ahead on points,
01:00:27and he could win the race even by arriving second in New Los Angeles.
01:00:31What's your prediction, Grace?
01:00:34You know, Junior, when Machine Gun Joe was just a little boy in Chicago,
01:00:40he had a pet snake that he used to love to ride over with his tricycle.
01:00:44Let's go, Jesse.
01:00:45No!
01:00:45Let's go!
01:00:45Let's go!
01:00:46Oh!
01:00:46Oh!
01:00:46No, no, no.
01:01:16No, no, no.
01:01:46No, no, no.
01:02:16No, no, no.
01:02:46No, no, no.
01:03:16No, no, no.
01:03:18No, no, no.
01:03:20No, no, no.
01:03:22No, no.
01:03:24No, no, no.
01:03:26No, no, no.
01:03:28No, no, no.
01:03:30No, no, no.
01:03:32No, no, no.
01:03:34No, no, no.
01:03:36No, no, no.
01:03:38No, no, no.
01:03:40No, no, no.
01:03:42No, no, no.
01:03:44No, no, no.
01:03:46No, no, no.
01:03:48No, no.
01:03:50No, no.
01:03:52No, no.
01:03:54No, no.
01:03:56No, no, no.
01:03:58No, no.
01:04:00No, no.
01:04:02No, no.
01:04:04No, no.
01:04:06No, no.
01:04:08No, no.
01:04:10No, no.
01:04:12No, no.
01:04:14No, no.
01:04:15No, no.
01:04:16No, no.
01:04:17I can't, I can't seem to focus my eyes on the map.
01:04:18I think we stay on 7.
01:04:20I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
01:04:23Look at that.
01:04:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:04:55I'll bomb you to a halt if I have to.
01:05:19Annie, help me.
01:05:21Turn off the engine.
01:05:22Annie, Stan, this is mean.
01:05:26He must have killed her.
01:05:30Now I'm really going to let him have it.
01:05:42Look at that.
01:05:43The rebels are sure giving it to Frankenstein.
01:05:45Thank you, rebels.
01:05:46Baby, I think we got this race one.
01:05:50Aren't we going to help him, Joe?
01:05:52What, are you nuts or something?
01:05:53I'm getting my ass out of here before they decide to make emergency landing.
01:05:56Come on, sit down.
01:05:59That a girl.
01:05:59Let's go.
01:06:00Let's go.
01:06:09Let's go.
01:06:09Let's go.
01:06:09¡Gracias!
01:06:39¡Gracias!
01:07:09¡Gracias!
01:07:39¡Gracias!
01:07:48¡Gracias!
01:07:53¡Gracias!
01:07:53¡Gracias, America, there you have it!
01:07:55¡Gracias!
01:07:56¡Gracias, Frankenstein has just been attacked
01:07:57by the French Air Force!
01:07:59¡And he's whipped their derrieres!
01:08:01¡His point total for this one
01:08:03will be something astronomical!
01:08:05Machine Gun Joe better watch out!
01:08:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:08:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:09:39The minute things get rough, you close your eyes and try to drive us off a cliff.
01:09:44If you just stop trying to kill me for a minute, I need your help.
01:09:49How can you possibly expect me to help you?
01:09:52You're my navigator.
01:09:54You're the only one who knows where you're going.
01:09:56I mean, whose side are you on, anyway?
01:09:59I thought the only thing you cared about was winning the race.
01:10:02Sure. Only the winner of the race is to shake hands with Mr. President.
01:10:07Is that a grenade?
01:10:09A hand grenade.
01:10:11That handshake is all I've lived for for as long as I can remember.
01:10:17Now, wait a minute. I don't want you to die.
01:10:24It's my life's work.
01:10:39Why do you want to win this race so bad?
01:10:55Why do I want to win this race so bad?
01:11:09Why do I want to win this race in the name of hate?
01:11:13One big fifty for hate.
01:11:14One big fifty for hate.
01:11:16Yeah.
01:11:17God damn.
01:11:20Go.
01:11:26Go.
01:11:27Go.
01:11:30Go.
01:11:31Go.
01:11:32Go.
01:11:33Go.
01:11:34Go.
01:11:35Go.
01:11:35Go.
01:11:36Go.
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01:16:21Mr. and Mrs. President Frankenstein, dear friends of mine,
01:16:28could you tell us what your first official acts will be?
01:16:30I plan to pension off the secret police,
01:16:32restore free elections,
01:16:34end minority privilege
01:16:36...y move the seat of government back to New Los Angeles.
01:16:38The country has been governed from abroad long enough.
01:16:40Mr. President Frankenstein, is it true...
01:16:43...that you are now accepting rebels into your government?
01:16:46Well, since I have accepted one into my house...
01:16:50President Frankenstein has appointed my great-grandmother, Thomasina Payne...
01:16:54...and you of her experience in the field...
01:16:56...as the Minister for Domestic Security.
01:16:59And I plan to deal very harshly with rebels.
01:17:02Anybody who is unhappy with happiness can go find someplace else to live.
01:17:09What about the race?
01:17:10The race is abolished.
01:17:12Abolished?
01:17:13That's right.
01:17:14We feel that the country no longer needs this gratuitous display of violence...
01:17:18...to show the world that its virility is still intact.
01:17:21Right.
01:17:21But, Mr. President Frankenstein, isn't it true...
01:17:23...that as a racer, your popularity depended entirely on violence?
01:17:27I'm afraid I shall have to let my press secretary answer that question.
01:17:32Stop annoying Mr. President with important questions, Junior.
01:17:35It's the race, man.
01:17:38President Frankenstein, you can't call off the race.
01:17:41The American people won't stand for it.
01:17:43Get out of the way, Junior.
01:17:45The race is the symbol of everything we hold dear.
01:17:48Our American way of life.
01:17:50Sure it's violent, but that's the way we love it.
01:17:53Violent, violent, violent.
01:17:54And that's why we love you.
01:17:56Frank, do we have to listen to this?
01:17:58Be violent.
01:17:59No.
01:17:59As to this matter of violence, the technique of violence was first developed in 2 million B.C.
01:18:17by the Australopithecines, a tribe of four-foot primates who had no brains to speak of...
01:18:23...but who, nevertheless, invented the tomahawk and used it on each other.
01:18:29This practice led to the enlargement of the brain, another useful weapon.
01:18:35Yes, murder was invented even before man began to think.
01:18:40Now, of course, man has become known as the thinking animal.
01:18:45In the name of the
01:19:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
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