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01:00What seems to be the problem today, Mr. Giacalone?
01:02What is it now, huh?
01:03As usual, he has some sort of problem with his IV drip.
01:05No! Your northern medicine isn't going anywhere near my veins!
01:09Not a chance understood!
01:09Please relax, Mr. Giacalone.
01:11Okay, step back. I'll handle this.
01:12All right, Giacalone, look what I brought in for you.
01:14A special IV drip from our native land of Sicily.
01:17If you listen closely, you can actually hear the sound of the sea.
01:20Is that true?
01:21Of course it's true.
01:22And get this, we also have special antibiotics straight from Tormina.
01:26You love Tormina.
01:27Open it up. You can almost taste the scent of jacen.
01:29Only the best for you, sir.
01:30And these were sealed.
01:32Oh, very sealed, sir. Don't worry. Very sealed, right? See?
01:36Because, you know, the air here, the air is frankly unbearable.
01:39It's killing me. Milan air is going to be the death of me!
01:41Mr. Giacalone, is it the IV that's going to kill you, or the Milan air, or just anything not Sicilian?
01:46I'm telling you, the Milan air spoils everything it touches.
01:49Hell, even cannoli.
01:50Even cannoli?
01:50Yes, I'm telling you.
01:51You know they make the cannoli here in Milan, huh?
01:54Yeah, they even have the ricotta sent from Sicily.
01:56And when the ricotta gets here, it gets exposed to the Milan air and is immediately ruined.
02:00And the cannoli are spoiled!
02:02Ah, but why are they keeping all this stuff from us, huh?
02:04It's all a big secret?
02:06Anyway, don't you worry, Mr. Giacalone.
02:08We're actually about to head out to Sicily, and we'll make sure to bring you back good cannoli.
02:11Oh, a cannoli?
02:13That's nice.
02:13I've got to admit, it's all true. Down there, it's just different. The sea air is magic.
02:18Oh, the magic!
02:19Oh, for God's sake. Now it's going to be impossible to do it with you.
02:23I wasn't trying to...
02:24Hey there, good morning, everyone.
02:26Mr. Giacalone, well, I guess it's true, Southerners just won't die.
02:29Hey, if all us Southerners died, you'd have to close all the hospitals.
02:31True, in fact, you're the ones keeping us in business.
02:33You're nuts if you think I'm being treated by a Milanese.
02:36A Milanese? Sir, I'm from Cefaloo. Come on, I already told you.
02:40That's right near your home base.
02:41Yes, best air in the world after Sicily.
02:43Mr. Giacalone, we've got to go now. Bye, Giulio. We'll see you all in two days.
02:47Thanks a lot.
02:48Get the cannoli!
02:48Some cannoli coming right up. Bye.
02:50In the meantime, we have a nice IV drip with a hint of risotto.
02:53You hear that, guys?
02:54That's good.
02:54Where are you going?
03:07Shh.
03:08Just be careful.
03:09Yeah, yeah, we got it.
03:10Yeah.
03:15Hey!
03:16Where exactly are you guys off to?
03:19Uh...
03:20Just wandering off with a suitcase each?
03:23Suitcase? What are you talking about?
03:25Those ones you're holding.
03:27Oh, these two.
03:28You need to tell me what's in the suitcases.
03:31It's just our lunch.
03:33Just your lunch?
03:34Uh-huh.
03:36One, two, both of you, get to my office.
03:38And then we'll discuss today's lunch.
03:41All right.
03:54I think we may have an issue with the structure that we have here
03:57that's built on a foundation of perseverance,
04:01absolute dedication, and punctuality.
04:05Is that clear to you?
04:06It's very clear, Director.
04:08We're just still getting used to it
04:09because we transferred from the south to the north, but...
04:11And, you know, at our age, on top of that,
04:13we've also got our families down south.
04:15Oh, poor you.
04:17Another southerner feeling sorry for themselves.
04:20Director, you should understand.
04:22You're from the south.
04:23No, stop.
04:24Don't even try to go there.
04:26Sicily's in the south,
04:27and Calabria's in the north.
04:30Sir, we really need to get back today.
04:32Our wives are opening a business.
04:34It's going to be a charming little farm-to-table shop,
04:36and we got to support.
04:37A farm-to-table shop?
04:38Please, Director.
04:39Blah, blah.
04:40No, listen to your horrible, awful mumbling.
04:43Oh, it disgusts me.
04:44It's vile.
04:44He hates our mumbling now.
04:45It's so annoying.
04:46You all drive me nuts.
04:48All of you southerners.
04:50My blood pressure's elevated because of you.
04:53Oh, well.
04:55Director, you're right.
04:56We try our best to be as articulate and well-spoken as you,
04:59but it just doesn't come as naturally to us.
05:01It's just really difficult,
05:02because whenever we go back home,
05:04we fall back into those bad habits, you know?
05:06Listen, I understand.
05:08I was a big mumbler when I first came north.
05:11It's hard to shake being a true calabrese.
05:13Oh, you're a calabrese.
05:15Hmm.
05:17Hmm.
05:17Hmm.
05:18Anyways,
05:19back to why I called you both here in the first place.
05:22I was just told that you two bozos,
05:25and I do mean bozos,
05:27have asked for a two-day leave.
05:28Just two.
05:29Two.
05:29It's nothing.
05:31Seems reasonable.
05:33And difficult for me to revoke the request at the last minute.
05:37Well thought out.
05:38I mean, very good.
05:39Yeah.
05:39Sorry we didn't give you more of a heads up.
05:43But you're not going.
05:45How come?
05:46I'm the boss.
05:47Yeah.
05:48But, director.
05:49And tomorrow,
05:50you'll be here on time.
05:52Punctuality.
05:53And if you're not,
05:54you'll get Mr. Nice Director.
05:55I'll do what I should have done
05:57and fire both of you.
05:58That clear enough for you, too?
06:01Very clear.
06:02Huh?
06:03Very clear.
06:05Okay.
06:06So we'll see you later.
06:09Good day.
06:13I'm really sorry, guys.
06:14Yeah, what are you going to do?
06:17Bye.
06:18See ya.
06:19Wow.
06:20Lucky them.
06:20Off to the sea air.
06:22Again with the air.
06:23You and the sea air caught.
06:25Bye.
06:31Hey, hold it.
06:33You two better bring back the Sicilian cannoli.
06:36Remember, you promised.
06:37We got it.
06:38Don't forget it.
06:39We got it.
06:42Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:44Go, go, go.
06:51Hey, hey, Geo.
06:52There's no quit rushing.
06:53There's some kind of mechanical problem.
06:55They're not sure we can fly today.
06:56Are you serious?
06:57We can't...
06:57But can't they just put us on another plane?
06:59Well, no, they're all full.
07:00We're just going to have to hope that...
07:02What's that?
07:02Excuse me.
07:03No, please, go right ahead.
07:04Hey, hon.
07:06Yeah, no, they haven't told us anything yet.
07:08I know.
07:09Ah, hey, you guys.
07:10Hey, Fig.
07:11Let's hope they let us fly today.
07:12Yeah, that's the Geo, okay?
07:13Oh, sorry, one second.
07:16Sweetheart.
07:17Maria, I wish, but they haven't told us anything yet.
07:20All right, this is unbelievable.
07:22If I'd known there would be this many delays, I wouldn't have bothered.
07:24Me and Sal were just saying.
07:25It's ridiculous.
07:26I think that's...
07:27I'm sorry.
07:28Wow.
07:28I'm too...
07:29Come on.
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31You can't talk anymore.
07:31I know.
07:32No one wants to talk on the phones to have a real conversation.
07:34They're back.
07:35Okay, you guys.
07:36You either talk on the phone or you talk to us, okay?
07:38Yes, come on.
07:38So, what do you think?
07:39Any shot they let us fly today?
07:41How are we supposed to know?
07:42We just...
07:43Sorry.
07:43It's on me.
07:44Oops.
07:45Got to take it.
07:45Sorry.
07:46Hey, Dad.
07:48Hey, Aurora.
07:49Aren't you supposed to be in school?
07:51I'm helping Mom set up the new store.
07:53You need to hurry up, Dad.
07:54We're going to have to put up the tree soon.
07:56Don't you worry, honey.
07:57I'll be there.
07:58Now, can you put Mommy on the phone, please?
07:59Salvo, don't do this to me.
08:01We already postponed the opening once just so that you could be here.
08:04Come on.
08:04I know.
08:05But what am I supposed to do?
08:06There's a problem with the engine.
08:07I'm stuck here.
08:08I'm sure we'll leave soon.
08:09And honestly, I'm not sure when or if we're getting out of here.
08:12What about the opening?
08:13Can't you just get on a different flight or drive or something, huh?
08:16Hey, you know I want to be there.
08:17Maybe I should try and fix the plane engine.
08:19Come on, Salvo.
08:20Stop joking around.
08:21Say bye to your dad.
08:22Goodbye.
08:23Bye, Daddy.
08:24Oh, is it okay if we hang chocolates on the tree, too?
08:27Of course we can.
08:28We can do whatever we want, sweetie.
08:29Now go to school.
08:30Okay.
08:31I love you, too.
08:32Bye.
08:32Well, no major surprise.
08:33Salvo said their flight's been delayed.
08:35Yeah, I know.
08:35Val just told us, too.
08:36Look, I got to take Aurora to school.
08:38We're already late, but I'll be right back to give you a hand.
08:40Yeah, yeah, go.
08:40I'll start.
08:40Don't worry.
08:41See you, relax.
08:41It'll all work out.
08:43I mean, it's a fact.
08:44We from the North know how to get things done, hmm?
08:47This is outrageous.
08:48We've been waiting here since 8 a.m., for God's sakes, and it's 3 in the afternoon.
08:52Exactly.
08:53Yeah, I had to get special permission from the school to be able to catch this flight.
08:57My apologies.
08:58I wish I could help, but none of this is up to me.
09:00No, everyone, she's right.
09:01This isn't her fault.
09:02But you could have transferred us to another flight or something.
09:05All of our other flights are packed.
09:06Yeah, the others are packed.
09:07You know, I manage 40 employees.
09:10I've got to be back tomorrow.
09:11But you can't really blame that on the lady.
09:12Enough of that!
09:19We regret to inform all passengers that due to a sudden eruption of Mount Etna,
09:24we can no longer safely land at Catania Airport.
09:26We're being redirected to Palermo instead.
09:28Hold on.
09:28Palermo?
09:29A bus will transport you from Palermo to Catania.
09:31No!
09:32Not the highway from Palermo to Catania.
09:34No!
09:34No!
09:35At that point, it'd be easier to perish.
09:37Parachute us to Malta.
09:39Oh, yeah, all set.
09:42Yes, parachute us.
09:44We still have free will.
09:45Let's go!
09:45Let's go!
09:45Yeah!
09:46Yeah!
09:46Yeah!
09:46Yeah!
09:47Yeah!
09:47Yeah!
09:48Yeah!
09:56Mal, what the hell is taking so long?
09:58Are you close?
09:59Map says only 80 kilometers to go, so roughly another three hours and we're there.
10:03All right, so then, we'll have to meet you at the store because we can't delay the opening.
10:07See you there.
10:08Bye.
10:08Bye.
10:08Bye.
10:09You know, at least the highways seem to have improved.
10:17All right, see you guys next time.
10:19See you.
10:20Okay, guys.
10:21I'm sure I'll see you both at the airport tomorrow.
10:23See you, Giovanna.
10:24Bye.
10:24Bye.
10:25Bye.
10:25Bye.
10:27Bye.
10:31Bye.
10:31Bye.
10:38For far too many years now, politicians have made promises, but never delivered on them.
10:43think of those living in the south of our country they must have the same rights as those in the
10:48north the right to decent roads transportation and most importantly health care it's for those
10:53reasons that i as your prime minister but above all as a fellow human being i'm committed to
10:59solving that inequity so i ask you all join me in finally uniting italy now is the perfect time
11:06we can't afford to lose another moment nor will we on my watch as always thank you
11:11all right are we off oh thank god congratulations prime minister your speech was wonderful
11:19that part about unity was amazing for me sir as a sicilian really touching thank you
11:25what's wrong with you you believe that oh come on it took us decades to create division in italy and
11:36now you want unity huh go on i'm parched give me a glass of water sparkling
11:44congratulations to our charming little fun
11:52hello okay good evening hello good evening there it's fantastic inside hello we're here so sorry
12:04we're late look it's your dad go say hi
12:05oh look finally about time oh honey i'm so glad you're here i missed you
12:14hey val that must have been exhausting huh everyone can i please have all your attention
12:21for a moment look at this huh huh now that valentino finally showed up we can get started
12:27come on dad i'd just like to propose a toast to this fabulous little shop which celebrates our
12:34locally grown produce just have a look at all this stuff huh i think you can all agree that this
12:40proves that fortune doesn't only exist in milan you can also get it done right here especially when
12:47you have a sweet little girl at home and a father-in-law with a successful company and a means to ensure
12:53that you'll stay afloat dad's being such a joker of course he's just joking around what more can anyone
13:04ask for in life than to watch people pursue what they love cheers to the shop cheers to the shop
13:11cheers to the shop here's to success
13:14and of course to farm to table
13:18oh you look so beautiful gorgeous i'm sorry i can't you're stunning
13:24this place is great you've got a hit on your hands trust me i know let's hope so
13:40and i'm sure i'll be seeing you tomorrow night at the club for bingo well salvage just came in from
13:45milan he's only here for two days so we're gonna try and make the most of those well the first day for
13:50sure he'll probably be so sick of me by day two but honestly if you want to go to bingo it's okay
13:56up to you wow you need his permission now things have changed since we did it stop
14:02goo goo so i'm just joking i know i left her in very good hands with you actually she left you last i
14:09checked oh goo goo i should probably take off congratulations bye bye ladies enjoy the rest of the night
14:17see you soon good night bye good night good night thanks so much for stopping by
14:23what a nice guy huh and always around he is never misses an opportunity to support you yeah almost
14:29too much okay where should we put this one right there huh no dad it can't go there look there's
14:36already one just like right there aurora no stop don't mind him okay in milan they don't know the first
14:42thing about how to decorate trees mom dad can you give me a hand in the kitchen huh give you a hand
14:46with what just follow me and i'll show you for the love of god tonight is supposed to be a celebration
15:00valentino's only here for two days please stop bringing up the same crap about the long distance
15:05understood dad you know i wish valentino didn't work in milan too it would be easier if he worked
15:12with you but he needs to figure it out on his own sorry but a man who abandons his wife and daughter to
15:18go work in the north when he knows this opportunity here is just mom dad worked far away from us for 20
15:25years he did but in tutus that's south yeah okay whatever but we agree no more talking about working
15:31long distance you got it yes yes fine fine now what do you need help give me a hand washing the cherry
15:36tomatoes but your water's not working oh yeah today's wednesday what does that mean it's just the city's
15:47starting to ration the water use one of the bottles what because there's no running water here
15:52he goes and runs off to milan disgusting now this one right there and i think this should be the
16:02last one huh by the way did you remember to write your letter to santa claus no i'm drawing him a
16:08picture instead do you think that still counts let me see it look oh uh aurora do you mind if i borrow
16:14your dad for a second sorry sweetie i'll be right back okay just give me this won't take long sorry to
16:21interrupt but i have an update about her flight to milan tomorrow oh god tell me it got cheaper
16:25maybe in our wildest fantasies no now it's up to 737 euros per person jeez but i think i may have
16:32found a cheaper route for us yeah maybe we go to katania patras patras tunisia tunisia krakow krakow
16:38milan 29 euros per leg for a grand total of 116 euros well that sounds perfect it's incredible
16:44all right great that settles it then so the only issue is it takes 12 hours and we'd have to leave
16:49right now are you crazy we just got back the table's set we can't just walk out we're screwed
16:53dad come back here we only have two days together stop wasting time with uncle salvo no sweetie don't
16:59worry i'll be with you soon and don't forget you still have to tell everybody that we're leaving
17:03tomorrow have i ever let you down i'm just trying to find the right moment to do it okay everyone it's
17:10ready let's eat huh yes let's do it i'm starving may we have a moment of your attention the grand
17:18unveiling is finally upon us myself and aurora are very proud to present the tree to you all ready
17:23here we go hey very good job you did a great job sweetheart beautiful tree all right everyone let's
17:32have a seat come come this all looks delicious i say we have a little toast to maria theresa's
17:36a nice shop lunch yes cheers to both of you ladies as a true blood milanese you all know i
17:44traveled quite a ways to get here but i'd do it all again in the name of love then i guess we should
17:50all say thank you to uncle salvo no sweetie i actually didn't move here for uncle salvo it was
17:55for gugu but that didn't stop your sly uncle salvo from laying on the charm even though i was with
18:01google but i said oh why not especially since i was young and since there could be something with
18:06this guy cheers to farm and table dining cheers to you we're so proud of the two of you so i'll cut
18:14this huh please carmelo can you pass me the water please you can't just get it yourself i can't reach
18:19it it's too far please oh the water's too far for you is it
18:22would you look at that distance can be dealt with you just have to be willing to put in the work
18:37honey you know my dad's just trying to be funny maybe in milan they don't have a good sense of
18:42humor mom stop it oh boy or maybe carmelo is once again alluding to the fact that i had no interest
18:47in working for his company no no oh my husband is not making any illusions do you really want to
18:52see me canning tuna all day when i went to school for years to be in medicine hey maybe you can
18:57resuscitate the tuna no resuscitating tuna i'm sorry val i think he was just trying to say he'd love
19:03for you to be closer to maria theresa well that's understandable i know i'd also love for claudia to be
19:08closer to my work up in milan but you know what are you trying to say salvo i mean i guess i just don't
19:13understand what that has to do with anything i can't come i have the shop and i'm finally getting
19:18adjusted adjusted to all the unique smells and all your fried food i'm not moving this is my home
19:23and i love it here of course you wouldn't want to go back there i mean sicily's not like milan
19:29it's always raining there's all that fog but oh my god the people they're all so cold they don't even
19:36smile at you i say with all due respect to claudia who's from there then shall we talk about how much
19:41better our sun is i mean come on it's the same sun everywhere in the world no one is saying
19:46anything against milan what do you mean there's only one can we please not argue about this and
19:51enjoy our dinner we're gonna be leaving tomorrow and i'd hate for us to have spent the whole time
19:55arguing did he say tomorrow didn't you tell us you were gonna stay here for two days valentino why
20:03didn't you tell me the truth because before we got here we agreed he'd do it you know because he'd know
20:09the right moment oh well please tell us why this was the moment you chose no listen i was going
20:13to tell you but then everyone was bickering ah okay so that's why you wanted me to go to bingo night
20:19with goo goo because you knew you guys would already be out of town oh no no i don't think this is you
20:25you don't want to tell you but no you never called
20:41dear santa claus i know it doesn't always seem like it but my family really loves each other the only
20:47reason everyone's fighting is because of the long distance so the only thing i want for christmas is
20:52for you to help solve that problem so all the fighting will stop and i'll get to see my dad
20:57and uncle salvo more often i just want christmas to be special for the whole family i love them all
21:03thanks santa
21:19sweetheart are you still mad at me please no more secrets val i promise you
21:23there we go
21:31so you're not mad at me anymore well no silly choices have always been a part of our relationship
21:37good night salvo bye salvo good night camilla good night amanda nice seeing you
21:51well good night
21:59honey you ready to go yeah let me just quickly help valentino take out the garbage and i'll head back
22:04okay i'll meet you at the house okay i'll be there great good night val thanks for a great
22:09evening don't mention it thanks for actually saying good night bye bye you know this is all our stupid
22:15director's fault he's like all the southerners who moved north now he hates the south what are you
22:19talking about we live up north too now and we don't hate the south that's just because we haven't
22:24been back long enough give it some time it's already slowly starting recently whenever i've heard a
22:28southerner speak i get irritated it scares me i don't like it you know that you see that you just
22:33mumble to me range right suddenly that gets on my nerves what are you even talking about i'm just
22:38saying you can mumble in sicily and no one bothers you right but you mumble in milan and all of a
22:43sudden i'm just really annoyed with you i'm saying we got to be careful my mumbling is a problem all
22:47of a sudden now the north has changed you've changed the law it's the truth oh hey look at this
22:52they just said our flight tomorrow's been delayed by two hours oh great you see not only did changing
22:57our flight cost an arm and a leg but now it's delayed too they have no respect for us yeah respect
23:02at all i guess we'll just have to deal with it right as always huh who's calling at this hour
23:14where's my cell phone you just used it to show me the email no what did you just throw it out
23:22oh god it stinks in here come on you gotta lift me up careful
23:33don't let go of me yes i got you don't worry come on get the phone gotta go home hurry up you see it
23:39yes hello no thanks i'm good with my phone provider thank you well then why are you calling i told
23:50you i'm happy with the service bugging me at this hour what the hell
23:55where in the world did he go
24:11you in here hello are you hiding or something
24:15what the hell man
24:36um hello yeah where are you
24:41just stepped out
24:45you
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