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01:00Come on.
01:03Let's go.
01:07How is this possible?
01:26Ow!
01:27Did you feel that?
01:28Yes.
01:29Then this isn't a nightmare.
01:30Did you really have to slap me?
01:31Well, how else was I supposed to find out?
01:33This isn't normal.
01:34Something's going on.
01:35No, this isn't normal.
01:38Maybe we ate something that expired and it's making us sick.
01:41Maybe the mushrooms.
01:42Or the milk.
01:43Or the lentils.
01:44Yeah, probably.
01:45Anything's possible.
01:46Wait a minute.
01:46The cake.
01:49The colomba.
01:50Colomba?
01:50But it's Christmas, which means we ate panettone.
01:53That's what you think.
01:54I heard that all colombas that don't sell at Easter are pressed, reshaped, and sold at Christmas time as panettone.
02:00That's it.
02:01It has to be that.
02:01See, my friend?
02:02Those cakes can be very dangerous.
02:04Of course.
02:05It makes perfect sense.
02:06I began feeling strange as soon as I took a bite.
02:08I said to myself, this isn't panettone.
02:10Did you notice the taste isn't the real thing?
02:13It was completely off.
02:14I was like, ah!
02:20Ah, finally you decided to come home.
02:27Honey, where were you this whole time?
02:29So we were throwing out the, uh, never mind, sweetie.
02:33Uh, can I help you?
02:34Here.
02:36I'm sorry my parents said all those things earlier tonight.
02:39Yeah.
02:39But that's the way they are.
02:40Ah, I know.
02:41But they respect you.
02:42What would it be like if they didn't?
02:44Well, you could have...
02:45Well, I could have what?
02:46I'm sorry, but can you imagine me working with your parents?
02:49No.
02:50Unless you didn't have a job.
02:51But you have one.
02:52Then why did you say, well, you could have?
02:53You didn't let me finish.
02:54That's not what I meant.
02:55What I was going to say was, you could have told me your manager cancelled your days off, Val.
03:00Well, I didn't because Salvo...
03:02He told me that it would ruin the opening event.
03:05Yes, but Salvo is Salvo.
03:07And you are you.
03:09And we promise to tell each other everything, even when it's unpleasant.
03:13Right, honey?
03:14Right.
03:15What's that smell?
03:22Were you inside a dumpster or something?
03:24It's just that Salvo wanted to talk somewhere nice and quiet.
03:27So, you chose to talk inside an old dumpster?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Well, it was surprisingly cozy.
03:34Salvo, tell me the truth.
03:36Huh?
03:36Did it bother you that Gugu was at the opening today?
03:39Please, no.
03:40Me?
03:41Jealous?
03:41Yeah, you're right.
03:43Jealousy is mainly a lack of trust.
03:44You're not like that, though, because you trust me.
03:47Actually, that's how you won me over.
03:49You're not jealous like most Sicilian guys.
03:51Right?
03:52Me being jealous of Gugu?
03:54That's crazy.
03:55Yes.
03:57Jealousy is a disgusting feeling.
03:59It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.
04:01Definitely, yes.
04:02If I were jealous, I would have asked you.
04:04My love, why were you out for so long?
04:06But mostly, why did you spend all that time with Valentino?
04:12Well, because Valentino...
04:13But I trust you fully.
04:15Good for you.
04:15Just like you, trust me?
04:16Of course, yes.
04:17I do.
04:17I sometimes forget.
04:18I do.
04:20That being said, you should have seen your face today when Gugu invited me to bingo night.
04:24Okay, that's enough.
04:26Stop it now.
04:26Enough with this Gugu thing already.
04:28I'll say it once and for all.
04:30Tomorrow, I want you to go to bingo night.
04:33Or I won't be happy.
04:34Are you sure?
04:35I am 100% sure.
04:36Whether it's about bingo night or...
04:38Okay, then.
04:39Or Gugu.
04:39As if I'd be jealous of Gugu.
04:40Nonsense.
04:41Fine.
04:42Then can we go to bed now, please, Salvo?
04:44Yeah, yeah, let's sleep.
04:45Because I'm pretty tired, if you want to know.
04:48Yeah, me too.
04:49Okay, then.
04:51Oh, my love?
04:53Can you hug me?
04:55Yes.
04:58What in the world?
05:00Why do you smell like that?
05:02Today was such a crazy day.
05:04Whatever.
05:06You know, you can tell me where you went with Valentino, right?
05:11To Milan.
05:13Seriously, you can be a real pain in the ass.
05:17Turn off the light, my love.
05:18Come on.
05:30The right to decent roads, transportation, health care, and above all, equal opportunities for everyone.
05:36Join me in finally uniting Italy.
05:39Think of those living in the south of our country.
05:41For how much longer will the south have to deal with the state's neglect?
05:45And tomorrow, you'll be here on time.
05:50Punctuality.
05:51And if you're not, I'll fire both of you.
06:05Pooh.
06:06What?
06:06Did you really have to react that way?
06:08What are you doing scaring me like that?
06:10You scared me too.
06:11Shh.
06:14What are you doing here?
06:15The same thing as you.
06:24Come on.
06:25Help me.
06:26Wait a minute.
06:26Why?
06:36Why are you doing that?
06:39Maria Teresa noticed how bad I smelled.
06:41Okay, let's go.
06:42Come on.
06:43You're first.
06:43Your love was.
06:44Oh.
06:45Oh.
06:53Oh.
07:05Oh.
07:06Oh.
07:07Oh.
07:07Oh.
07:08Oh.
07:11Oh.
07:11how is this even possible i don't get how this happened who cares about how it happened
07:26what matters is that it did and if you ask me i think we deserve this smelly dumpster
07:33oh come on i have an idea hey what are you doing help me come on
07:39hi
07:51and that's why you should stay in school
08:09i really don't think this is a good idea
08:21you've got to trust me a bit all right if we wake up the landlady that's it for us we won't wake her
08:27she sleeps like a log not even a fire alarm would wake up that lady let's go hurry up faster
08:32be careful
08:33okay let's go
08:37okay okay one last small hurdle
08:43hurdle
08:49oh well come on let's go come on come on come on come on
08:52okay
08:52lift it
08:55salvo
08:56quietly
08:57hurry
09:02oh
09:03uh
09:05hey what are you doing
09:14oh oh oh
09:15not so loud be quiet
09:19okay lift
09:20Hurry!
09:22Hurry!
09:28Shhh!
09:30Come on, quiet!
09:34Shhh!
09:38Why him?
09:44Push!
09:46The wheel is stuck!
09:50The wheel is stuck!
09:58No!
10:08Bob!
10:10Hurry! Go, go!
10:12Shhh!
10:14Shhh!
10:16Okay, come on!
10:18Shhh! Not so loud!
10:20Close the door gently!
10:22Shhh!
10:24Gently!
10:26Okay, okay, go, go, go, go, go!
10:28Uh, uh, uh, uh...
10:34Uh...
10:36Uh...
10:40Uh...
10:46Welcome home!
10:48This will be your room.
10:50You know it's a dumpster, right?
10:53What is it?
10:55I don't know.
10:56Now what?
10:57I'll go check.
10:59You watch my back.
11:07It's the landlady.
11:09It's your damn shoes.
11:16Hello?
11:17Everything all right?
11:18What's all that noise?
11:20That was you at our door.
11:22Nope.
11:22I heard very strange noises.
11:24Up here?
11:24You know I hate noise, especially when it comes from up here.
11:28Crazy quiet, though.
11:30How odd.
11:34They're like gloves for feet.
11:36Shall I remind you that the lease you've signed mentions that it is strictly forbidden to have any guests over whatsoever?
11:46I never invited anyone.
11:47I will not tolerate any parties.
11:57Hide.
11:58Hide.
11:58And I will not tolerate loud behavior.
12:00I heard music coming from up here.
12:02I have a feeling you had a costume party.
12:05How would you know if it's a costume party?
12:07Is it the way we dance?
12:08I can only imagine what two men do together when they're away from their wives.
12:12I swear, we really didn't have a party.
12:14Right.
12:15Shh.
12:19Quiet.
12:20Good night.
12:20Good night.
12:20That's enough.
12:44Shh.
12:45That's loud.
12:46What are you doing?
12:47That's enough.
12:48Stop it.
12:49What a drama queen.
13:02Goo goo.
13:04Bah.
13:04Hi.
13:05This place is great.
13:07You've got to hit on your hands.
13:08You've got to hit on your hands.
13:08Salvo, this dumpster
13:37is the greatest Christmas present I've ever gotten.
13:40But how does it even work?
13:41I wonder.
13:42Who really cares?
13:43What matters is that it works.
13:45What are you doing?
13:46I'm calling Maria Teresa to tell her about the dumpster.
13:48Why?
13:49Why, my dear friend?
13:51What's the rush?
13:52There's no need to do it right now,
13:53because if you call Maria Teresa at this time of night,
13:56she'll be worried,
13:57and she'll call Claudia,
13:59who will also be worried.
14:00Come on, now.
14:00You don't want to do that.
14:02You should wait.
14:02Maybe there's something you're meaning to ask,
14:05as my friend.
14:07Yes, you're a friend.
14:08I'm asking you
14:09to not tell Maria Teresa anything about this
14:11for the next 24 hours, please.
14:13And why not?
14:14Tomorrow night's bingo night at Guglielmo's.
14:16I want to make sure that my absence
14:17isn't reigniting the spark
14:19between Claudia and Guglielmo.
14:21No, please don't tell me
14:22you're going to use this dumpster
14:23just to spy on Claudia.
14:25Is that it?
14:26How could you possibly accuse me
14:27of something like that?
14:29Boy, shame on you
14:30for thinking I could do something so scandalous.
14:32Me!
14:33You're right. Sorry.
14:33I just want to spy on Guglielmo.
14:36And he'll be with Claudia.
14:37Now you're just playing with details.
14:39Come on. Serious.
14:40Salvo, twist it the way you want.
14:42The fact is, you don't trust Claudia.
14:43That's pretty serious.
14:45Claudia doesn't deserve that.
14:46You better cut that out right now.
14:48What are you talking about?
14:49You know I trust Claudia,
14:50but I don't trust Guglielmo.
14:52That guy wants me out of the picture.
14:54He even moved bingo night
14:55from the club to his house
14:56all because of a sudden water leak?
14:59Yeah, so what?
15:00We don't have water here.
15:01How could there even be a water leak?
15:03Aren't you forgetting
15:04that they used to be lovers?
15:06Oh, I know.
15:07I know all of that.
15:08Then you should be happy
15:10that they're still on good terms, right?
15:12And besides,
15:13he's really nice, that Gugu.
15:14Stop it.
15:15Why do you say Gugu?
15:16Well, Gugu is his name.
15:17No.
15:17His name is Guglielmo.
15:18All right?
15:19There's no such thing as Gugu.
15:21Have you ever heard of a Saint Gugu?
15:22No.
15:22There.
15:23So stop it.
15:24Salvo, come on.
15:25Tino, I'm only asking for 24 hours.
15:28I just want to have a look
15:29at how everything's going.
15:30A small little tiny peek.
15:32Nothing else.
15:33I want to make sure
15:34that he's behaving correctly.
15:35That's it.
15:36Please.
15:37Salvo, come on.
15:38Can you believe
15:39what you're asking me?
15:40My goodness.
15:41Do you realize
15:41what you're asking me?
15:43I've never experienced
15:44anything amazing in my life.
15:46Not even once.
15:47And when finally
15:47I'm blessed with a dumpster,
15:49you come and ask me
15:50something like that?
15:52How could you ask me to lie?
15:54Making me lie can't work.
15:56Can you see me lying
15:56to Maria Teresa?
15:57Me lying seriously?
15:59All right.
16:01Okay, fine.
16:03Obviously, making you lie
16:04would prove what good friends we are,
16:06but whatever.
16:07How could you say that?
16:09I would do anything for you.
16:14Really?
16:14You would?
16:16I would, yes.
16:18Well then, my dear friend,
16:19we have a deal.
16:19Give me a nice big hug,
16:21will you?
16:22But I'm warning you.
16:23I'm giving you 24 hours only.
16:2423 hours will do.
16:25You know me.
16:26I get things done very quickly.
16:27Not a minute more.
16:28Is that clear?
16:29Yes, don't worry.
16:30All right, listen.
16:31Tomorrow, we'll take the dumpster
16:32to go to work.
16:33Okay, but we'll have to tell everyone
16:34that we're taking the plane,
16:36as usual.
16:36Right.
16:37Thanks again, my dear friend.
16:38I appreciate it.
16:39Why do you keep saying
16:40my dear friend?
16:40Sorry, my dear friend.
16:41This is the last time
16:42I'm doing you a favor.
16:43Thanks, man.
16:44Stop saying my dear friend.
16:45That's not really hard.
17:19Oh, honey, do you have to leave already?
17:45Yeah, I'm afraid so, sweetie.
17:47Time flies by so fast.
17:49Honey, you're already awake?
18:07Yes, I am.
18:08And you're already dressed, too?
18:10Yes, but I didn't want to wake you up just yet.
18:13I'm all set to go.
18:14All I'm missing are my shoes.
18:16Okay.
18:17I'm heading out because I have to go to work.
18:20Oh, why can't you just make up some excuse and not go to work?
18:24I know you're really terrible at lying, but...
18:28But, Val, maybe you could try harder for once.
18:33What time is your flight at?
18:34Uh, it's at, at, at, at...
18:40We take off at 10.30 sharp.
18:42I swear.
18:42No bullshit.
18:43Honey, you know, you should never swear.
18:45Yes, I know.
18:45I know.
18:45I won't swear anymore.
18:46Oh, honey, I hate it so much when we're so far apart, my love.
18:49Sweetie, I know, but there's nothing I can do about it.
18:52But I can, maybe?
18:54No.
18:54There's nothing I can do about it either, Salvo, okay?
18:57Because I'm a woman, you think I have to follow you wherever your job takes you?
19:00Well, I won't.
19:01I run a business now.
19:02Sweetie.
19:03If you really care, do you move back here to work, okay?
19:05Sweetie, I don't want to fight just before leaving.
19:07Please.
19:08I don't either, but I hate it when you say things like that.
19:15Bye, sweetheart.
19:16See you later, Dad.
19:18Dad is leaving for a while, but I'll be back very soon.
19:21Hey, Dad, do you know if Santa Claus took my drawing?
19:26What drawing?
19:27The drawing I made for Santa yesterday.
19:29You saw it, right?
19:31Yes.
19:32Yes, I saw it.
19:33Don't worry.
19:33But go back to sleep now, okay?
19:35Bye, sweetheart.
19:37Mwah.
19:37Sweet dreams.
19:38Bye, Dad.
19:38Go back to sleep.
19:39Yes.
19:41Bye, Daddy.
19:43Bye-bye.
19:47What a shame you're leaving a day early.
19:49Yeah, but I don't have a choice, you know?
19:51Of course I know you don't.
19:53Just like I know you didn't choose your boss or to get transferred there in the first place.
19:56Sweetie, I was just saying.
19:58Why would you say such a thing as if I didn't know that already?
20:00Sweetie, calm down.
20:02She's trying to sleep.
20:03Come on now, give me a hug.
20:04I don't want to fight.
20:05Come on now, give me a hug.
20:07Come here, sweetie.
20:08Hold me tight.
20:12Honey, why...
20:13Do I smell?
20:14Did you put perfume on?
20:15No.
20:16Oh, no.
20:17No.
20:17No?
20:18This is my natural scent.
20:19Manly, wild, and strong.
20:21Snow.
20:22You're such an idiot.
20:25Come on, sweetie.
20:26Please, calm down.
20:28We promised each other.
20:29I know.
20:30That distance wouldn't ruin our relationship.
20:32You're right.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33Okay?
20:39Did you put perfume on?
20:41No, I didn't.
20:42It's probably the clean sheets.
20:44But I didn't even clean them yet.
20:48The taxi!
20:49I forgot to call the taxi, sweetie.
20:50I can't believe I forgot to call the taxi.
20:52I better do it now.
20:53One second, please.
20:54Sorry, my love.
20:58Hello?
20:59Hello.
20:59Good morning.
21:00I need a taxi as soon as possible at 27 Elon Musk Street.
21:05Yes, I know.
21:06The name was chosen through an online vote.
21:12Hey, my love.
21:13Aren't you going to miss your flight?
21:14No, don't worry about it, sweetie.
21:16He's always late.
21:17He'll be here soon.
21:19Do you have any running water today?
21:21No, not yet.
21:22They mentioned turning it back on this morning at 6.
21:24How come there's still nothing?
21:25I don't know.
21:26I guess they're late.
21:27Hey, look.
21:28He's coming.
21:28He's here.
21:29All right, sweetie.
21:30I'll call you tonight, okay?
21:32Yes, but don't forget that I'm going to bingo night at Goo Goo's, okay?
21:34Oh, so you decided to go after all?
21:36Yes, my love.
21:37That's perfect.
21:38Good for you, sweetie.
21:39That's great.
21:40Bye.
21:41Bye.
21:41So sorry.
21:42I completely forgot to book the taxi.
21:45No, don't worry about it.
21:46Hurry up and leave.
21:47You guys are late.
21:48Bye.
21:48Bye, Claudia.
21:49See you soon.
21:50Ciao.
21:50Bye, sweetie.
21:51Bye.
21:52I'll call you.
21:55Enjoy bingo night.
21:56Yes, I will.
21:57Okay.
22:00We'll circle around the block and wait for Claudia to go inside.
22:03Then we'll go get my scooter out from the garage and we'll go with that.
22:06Perfect planning, Sam.
22:08Excuse me, sir.
22:09Can you circle around the block?
22:11I forgot something.
22:13If you forgot something, get out of the car and go get it now.
22:17What's wrong, honey?
22:18Did you forget something?
22:19No, sweetie.
22:20He's still learning how to drive.
22:21That's all.
22:22See you.
22:24Ciao.
22:25Bye, sweetie.
22:26I told you to go around the block.
22:28I forgot something.
22:29But why would I circle around?
22:31If you forgot something, get out of the car and go get it now.
22:33Because I don't remember what it is that I forgot.
22:36If I remembered, I wouldn't have forgotten it.
22:37By the time you go around the block, I'll remember what it is that I forgot, okay?
22:42Wow, what a weirdo.
22:43Ciao.
22:46Slow, slow, slow, slow down.
22:48My memory is already fading on me here, so be careful.
22:51Or maybe I'll forget what I just remembered I forgot in the first place,
22:53and we'll have to start to do this all over again.
22:55There.
22:56Okay, okay, okay.
22:57Slow down.
22:57Then stop here.
22:58Stop, stop, stop.
22:59We'll get off here.
23:00We're going to the airport, no?
23:01No, we're not going to the airport anymore.
23:03You're still paying me for the airport, right?
23:05I don't care.
23:07Here you go.
23:08And change your perfume.
23:23Dammit, who could it be?
23:25Giovanna.
23:27Be quiet or she'll hear you.
23:29Hello, Giovanna.
23:31Hey, guys, why aren't you here yet?
23:32We're about to take off.
23:33Weren't you supposed to go back today?
23:35What should I say?
23:37Are you staying there?
23:39Giovanna.
23:41I can't.
23:42Giovanna, the phone.
23:43What?
23:43Network is bad.
23:44I can't hear anything.
23:45You there?
23:46What?
23:46The connection is bad.
23:47What, Val?
23:48I can't hear you.
23:50The connection is bad.
23:51I'm hanging up now.
23:52You're getting cut off.
23:53Hello?
23:54I can't hear you.
23:55I'm going through a tunnel.
23:56I'm in a tunnel right now.
23:59Wait, wait, what?
24:00Hello?
24:01Valentino.
24:02What are you doing?
24:03That trick works every time.
24:05You made it sound like a stroke.
24:07Oh, wow.
24:08Does it still work?
24:22Of course it does.
24:23This thing's a rocket.
24:29Not so fast.
24:30This isn't a nasty movie.
24:31Hold on tight.
24:38Stop.
24:45Slow down.
24:46Stop.
24:49Okay, hurry.
24:50Move it.
24:50Come on.
24:55Hey.
24:56What?
24:56There.
24:57Yes, right.
24:57Give me my things.
24:58There's yours.
24:58You carry them.
24:59Okay, let's go.
25:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:08Enough.
25:14Stop it.
25:16Back off.
25:17All the money saved on airfare is spent on air freshener.
25:20You'll thank me later.
25:21I'm telling you, you'll thank me later.
25:23Come on, let's go.
25:24Hold on.
25:26What is it?
25:27Weren't we supposed to buy cannolis for Mr. Giacalone?
25:30We were, yes.
25:34Then we have no other choice.
25:35How's that?
25:36We'll buy some cannolis in Milan.
25:37No.
25:39I know.
25:40Come on, let's go.
25:42I'll hand you the suitcases.
25:44Wait.
25:45Slow down.
25:46Hurry.
25:58Sir, hello.
25:59Good morning.
26:00Yes, punctuality is key.
26:02Isn't that right?
26:05Yeah?
26:07Hey, welcome back, guys.
26:15Ah, doctor.
26:16Are those for us?
26:17No, no.
26:17They're for Mr. Giacalone.
26:20How was your trip?
26:21It was quite an adventure.
26:22We'd rather not talk about it.
26:23Yeah, but the sea air was nice, right?
26:26How lucky you guys are.
26:27Lucky?
26:27The sea air is nice, but come on.
26:29We are much luckier up here.
26:31We have beautiful fields and so much foggy air.
26:34Whereas down there, it's hot.
26:35Hey.
26:36Hey, guys.
26:36Listen.
26:38Mr. Giacalone.
26:39Yeah?
26:39He won't.
26:41No.
26:42No.
26:42Dad, please.
26:44I promise once you get the treatment, we'll return to Sicily.
26:46This is worse than I expected it to be.
26:58Emergency protocol.
26:59What?
27:00Really?
27:01It's time to take the instruments out.
27:02Are you sure, Salvo?
27:03Salvo, I'll never be able to thank you enough.
27:28Now I can go back to Sicily knowing my dad is in good hands.
27:32One thing is for sure.
27:35The real good cannolis are only found in Sicily.
27:38La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
27:45Hey!
28:02Hey!
28:03Hey!
28:04Hey!
28:05Hey!
28:06Hey!
28:07Hey!
28:08Hey!
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