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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 2
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00:00Ow!
00:07That's what it's all about.
00:09I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:11We're never gonna get along. We're not gonna be best friends.
00:14Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:16You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:17Girl, I don't talk about you. I don't think about you.
00:19Girl.
00:20Van Gogh.
00:21Condragulations.
00:22Holy fuck.
00:30I'm a winner. Clock it.
00:40Winning week one was amazing.
00:42I won money. Paula Abdul was there.
00:44I lived in Brooklyn Heights.
00:45Girl.
00:47What the fuck?
00:48How does that feel?
00:50I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
00:53Can I say something to the room, y'all?
00:55I just want to...
00:56Oh!
00:57Bitch.
00:58Bitch, she's back. She's back.
01:04The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:07Is it looking at us?
01:08What does it say?
01:09Beaverie.
01:10Beaverie.
01:11Beaverie.
01:12Beaverie.
01:13Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on where people stand
01:18and who gets to move on.
01:19I can't believe she's back.
01:20That's major.
01:21We all seen the beaver be used.
01:23Does anyone have a strategy or...
01:26Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:29I hope so.
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32Paula's like, looking for alliance.
01:36A lot of us do perform together regularly, so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships.
01:40Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mind fuck.
01:43Wait y'all, can I say something?
01:44Yeah.
01:45Dulce.
01:46Dulce.
01:47Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:48Yeah, no worries.
01:49I just want to say, I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blind, sometimes rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
01:57I really do not mean it from a place of hate.
01:59I do not hate you.
02:00I do not dislike you.
02:01I really just don't know you.
02:02I want to get to know you more.
02:04If in the future I say things like that, bitch call me out.
02:07I will receive it and I will do better for you.
02:10I appreciate you saying that.
02:12Like I even said before, there's no actual hatred, nothing actually that serious.
02:16I appreciate what Van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me.
02:21So I think it's an easy, like I feel like if she ever got the beaver, I wouldn't even like plead my case, girl.
02:26I'd be like, let me get ready to lip sync.
02:29All right, everybody.
02:30Let's get out of drag.
02:33Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game.
02:37All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom.
02:41Let me give you a nice hug.
02:42You're such a shady fucking bitch.
02:44This sounds quiet.
02:45Ebony, get that diddity doodadum.
02:48Speak the language and get close with the girls.
02:51Ontario Lions.
02:52Ontario, Toronto.
02:54POC girly alliance.
02:55What does it mean?
02:56I don't trust none of these bitches though, okay?
02:59They're greedy.
03:00They're hungry.
03:01They want the crown.
03:03And I do too.
03:05I have some news about the beaver.
03:06What?
03:07Bitch, you gotta go on!
03:09Canada's Drag Race, you better watch out for Ebony.
03:17That was so corny boots.
03:19That was getting Caucasian.
03:20Oh my God.
03:21Why did I sell Tina Shaker up in here?
03:23Bitch, you gotta glue your wig down, huh?
03:26The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:32With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:38With extra special guest judge, Glamzilla.
03:42Oh.
03:43Oh my God.
03:44They knew they had the workroom.
03:45Every thought I was going to be at the bottom last week, but you know, no one at the bottom.
04:01Just bottoms, you know what I mean?
04:03Last week was so much fun.
04:05How are we feeling about this week?
04:07I'm ready.
04:08We are ready.
04:09I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week, being very honest.
04:13I feel the exact same.
04:14Like, I feel like my outfit was the fucking one.
04:17I'm sorry.
04:18The category was more is more, and I went above and beyond.
04:20But it was all three categories.
04:22Oh, I know.
04:23I'm not done, am I?
04:25Like I said, and I feel like my fucking music video, I ate that down too, and my entrance.
04:30So thank you very much, Van Gogh.
04:32Ooh.
04:33Now that everybody's been safe for week one, you can feel the tension rising.
04:38How are you feeling this morning?
04:40Babe, I feel so good.
04:42Good.
04:43I feel like so comfortable around everyone now.
04:45Like, honestly, I would have sex with everyone here.
04:48Oh my God.
04:51Let's go, diva.
04:54Canada.
04:55She and I already done had her.
04:59Ahoy, Yachty Girls.
05:00Ahoy.
05:01Yay.
05:02This week, we'll need all cans below deck.
05:07Ship happens.
05:08But if you stay sea-sickening, you ain't gotta get sea-sickening.
05:15Okay.
05:16We're going maritime up in here.
05:18What does that mean?
05:20Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy.
05:23Oh, thank you.
05:27Hello.
05:28Carson fucking Cressley?
05:31Season six has some tricks.
05:33Girl, what?
05:34Permission to come aboard?
05:36Yes.
05:38Oh my God, come on, Red.
05:40Oh.
05:41Nice to meet everybody.
05:43Oh, nice.
05:44Oh, and I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while, so I hope that's okay.
05:48Whoa.
05:49Yes.
05:50Of course, yes.
05:51Annie Hoodles, after a very hectic first week, I am sure you're up for some R&R.
05:56Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks, because we're about to go cruising.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Yeah.
06:03Like on a boat.
06:06Oh.
06:07What?
06:08For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise lines.
06:14Okay.
06:15But first things first, you'll need to pick your shipmates.
06:18We're looking for three groups of four.
06:21So find your sailors, now.
06:23Oh!
06:24Let's do it, let's do it.
06:25Okay, it works.
06:26This is gonna be more popping, great.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Yeah.
06:30I feel this.
06:31That was so quick.
06:32Did you pre-select those?
06:33No.
06:34No?
06:35I have Velma Jones, Van Goth, and Saltina.
06:38Three of them were in the top, and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week.
06:44Three tops for one bottom?
06:46The odds are in my favor.
06:48Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, PM, and Ebony.
06:53Your cruise theme is Singles at Sea, where a rose can find her Jack or Jane.
06:59Okay.
07:00Good girl.
07:01Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma.
07:04Your cruise theme is Self Care Sisters.
07:07Oh.
07:08Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana.
07:12Oh.
07:13That's so good for you.
07:14And last but not least, Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramel.
07:19Your cruise theme is The Golden Gaze.
07:22Oh.
07:23A cruise fit for the geriatric twink.
07:26I think that's me, actually.
07:29We'll give you a free ticket.
07:31Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown or land you on the poop deck?
07:36Racers, anchors away, and may the best drag queen swim.
07:49Oh my gosh.
07:50Bitch, we're going cruising.
07:51We're going cruising.
07:52We're going cruising.
07:53We're going cruising.
07:54We're going cruising.
07:55I'm so happy with the group.
07:56We get the Self Care Sisters cruise.
07:59Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing, so I'm really, really excited.
08:03Have you guys ever acted before?
08:04Well, yes.
08:05Well, yes.
08:06Okay.
08:07Not really.
08:08You don't.
08:09It's going to be your first time acting.
08:10I don't think that much acting acting, but I work with a lot of people I don't like, so I act like I'm fine with them.
08:15All my other group members have a lot more experience in acting than I do, but I know I can kill this.
08:21This is my moment, and I'm going to take it.
08:23Let's pretend that you invented a makeup.
08:24She had anger.
08:25Beat her ass.
08:26Beat her ass.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Can I just say right off the bat, I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff.
08:31I am so excited about acting challenges.
08:34I'm teamed up with the funniest people I think there is in the room.
08:37Honestly, you are a crazy nutball, but you also have a social media presence that I think is going to come very handy here.
08:44Okay.
08:45I love to fake it.
08:46I love to act.
08:47I just feel like it's such a escapism from reality.
08:51You're a different person.
08:52You're acting.
08:53I'm acting right now.
08:55I kind of have a concept idea, and I want to hear what y'all think.
09:02Maybe it could be for hardworking moms.
09:05The subtext is actually a cult.
09:07It gives us juice to play with.
09:09It does.
09:10I love juice.
09:11Beyond the self-care.
09:12I know I'm going to go full Acadian mom.
09:14Nice.
09:15How about I be the cruise director who's directing?
09:18I love.
09:19Who's guiding us through the meditations and all that.
09:21Exactly.
09:22Our cult, sorry.
09:23Cruise is all about recruiting people, and we're setting sails to the seas.
09:29Just get into the zen of it all.
09:32Maybe we can just be like, do a deep breath and go.
09:34Why isn't it just that?
09:38SS.
09:39SS.
09:40Oh, I love that.
09:42We are working very well together.
09:44Everyone is bringing ideas, and we know what we're doing.
09:47My cruise has a whole vibe.
09:50If you start it with a close-up, if it pans away, and there's something on the lower half of you, that's off.
09:55Nice.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Like, you're not wearing pants, or...
09:59But it's hard to start with a close-up.
10:02You have to establish where you are.
10:05Yeah, establish the moment.
10:07Yeah, that's true.
10:08In my group, Velma is acting as a little bit of a storyboarder, and she is just not here for anything that she didn't think of, to be honest.
10:17Should everyone be a voiceover then?
10:18No, that's it.
10:19That's weird.
10:20I think what it should be is we all do a pass of our first scenes, and then while the other people are doing their first scenes, someone's changing.
10:25No, no.
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27No, no, no.
10:28We do it.
10:29Like, what is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
10:32We're just talking.
10:33We're just spitballing ideas.
10:34Every scene, my lashes can get bigger.
10:37Wait!
10:38No, no, no.
10:39Don't do that.
10:40What?
10:41Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
10:43No, no, no, no.
10:44Oh, yeah.
10:45Don't do that.
10:46Velma is just stressed.
10:47Like, just a perfect word.
10:48Stress, not happy, not having fun.
10:50Baby, we need to go on the cruise.
10:52That's why we were doing the commercial.
10:53I feel like the most important thing in this challenge is making sure that what we're selling is something that people want to come to.
10:59I think also playing into, like, the funny part.
11:01Puns and jokes and, like, hidden messages and stuff.
11:03Yeah.
11:04That really caters to, like, old queer people.
11:06I don't really know that many older, like, queer people in my life in general.
11:10That's actually fair.
11:11I had to think about it.
11:12I don't go out of my way or just our paths have been crossed, but, like, I hope they do.
11:18I don't know if you guys know this, but my dad's queer.
11:20Oh!
11:21I did not know that.
11:22I, like, kind of just recently found out that he was my dad, like, three, four years ago.
11:27At the age of 19, I found out that the dad that raised me wasn't actually my father.
11:31Somebody reached out, like, hey, I think I'm your dad.
11:34Fast forward.
11:35We did a DNA test.
11:36Turns out he was my father.
11:37And that was just, like, a huge, like, eruption in my life.
11:41And, like, I grew up in, like, a very religious household.
11:43So, like, to find out that I had a queer father, like, completely, like, changed my life.
11:47Wow.
11:48He's been so supportive of me being here and my drag, and it's, like, a complete 180.
11:51I didn't know that.
11:52That's actually so sweet.
11:53That's awesome.
11:54I had, like, no idea.
11:55I won Ottawa's X-Rike Superstar, and he surprised me and showed up with flowers.
11:59He also used to do drag, like, back in the day, too.
12:01No.
12:02I was so happy because it was for the first time that I felt like someone in my family was
12:06seeing the real me.
12:08He just inspires me so, so much.
12:10So I'm definitely going to play into him.
12:12But he's also only, like, 45.
12:13So it's...
12:14Oh, yuck.
12:15Bitch, I want to be Papa Caramel, honey.
12:19You there.
12:20Single, sad, alone.
12:22Cry no more.
12:23Let me tell you about our services.
12:25And that's where we would put a little voiceover.
12:26Yeah.
12:27The services that our cruise ship provides.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Yes.
12:31There are foods that are aphrodisiacs.
12:33Like, we could be, like, welcome to our food court where we have da, da, da.
12:38And it's only, like, oysters.
12:40Dark chocolate.
12:41Pineapple.
12:42Pineapple.
12:43Mandatory.
12:44Edible lubes.
12:45Edible condom.
12:46The pep talk.
12:47The pep talk.
12:48Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:50Gooning.
12:51Gooning, coach.
12:52Ugh.
12:54I just have this feeling that this is too sexual.
12:59Go the mile, but don't go too much.
13:01I just don't want it to be so sex-focused.
13:04Yeah.
13:05So let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:08We're selling the cruise, right?
13:09I love our concept done like that, but is it sexual or is it single?
13:13Oh, my God.
13:14My parents are going to watch this.
13:15Ah!
13:16I love my crew!
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Hello, queens.
13:21Oh, my God, boys.
13:22Hello.
13:23Bienvenue.
13:24Oh, my goodness.
13:26These boys are so fine.
13:27Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:29Hello.
13:30I'm over here.
13:31We are going to start with the singles cruisers, and the rest of you beautiful creatures can have
13:37a seat right here.
13:39Feel free to heckle.
13:40No, I'm kidding.
13:41Don't do that.
13:42Lights, go, action.
13:44Our group is coming in first, and we are ready to set that bar.
13:48All right.
13:49Your time starts now.
13:50Here he is.
13:51Hit it, divas.
13:52Are you tired of being left on read?
13:55So single and sad, you just want to get bread.
13:58Look at O'Four, you got nothing to lose.
14:01And welcome aboard, the Rose that Grease.
14:05Who went the second to the last line?
14:07Was it Hazel?
14:08Me.
14:09I would be careful about your diction.
14:10Got it.
14:11And the same for Paolo as well.
14:13Just be careful that we can really understand what you're saying.
14:15Got it.
14:16Lovely.
14:17All right.
14:18What scene is next?
14:19Okay.
14:20So I am Goonologist.
14:21Hello, boys.
14:22Are you ready to come to set?
14:24And action.
14:25Take a bite.
14:26It tastes so good.
14:28Food's so yum.
14:30It'll make you wanna.
14:31Thanks, boys.
14:45That was great.
14:46I don't know if we can air it, but it was great.
14:49All right.
14:50What's next?
14:51Hey.
14:52Oh, hello.
14:53Hee hee.
14:54Okay.
14:55And what's the set up here?
14:56I'm just talking shit.
14:57Okay.
14:58Let's give it a whirl.
15:00And action.
15:01Your strings attached.
15:02I'm feeling lit.
15:03God dang, I love this shit.
15:08What?
15:09Take the thing out.
15:10Take it out.
15:11Take it out.
15:12I mean, I think that's a funny gag, pun intended.
15:14I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something.
15:17And then you get the funny.
15:18And then you also get our viewers to understand what you're saying.
15:23Action.
15:26No, drink the touch.
15:27I'm feeling lit.
15:28Hee hee.
15:29God dang it.
15:30I love this shit.
15:32Hee hee hee.
15:34Okay.
15:35Girl, what?
15:36The singles at sea heard my lisp and said,
15:40how can we make our voices harder to understand than Vance?
15:43Um, and they all accomplished that.
15:46What do you think?
15:47I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
15:51Get it, Hazel.
15:52The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love,
15:55not looking to get fucked.
15:56Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
15:59And action.
16:00Take those pills so you can have all those thrills
16:04all prepped up and ready to take it up.
16:07The uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
16:11That's great.
16:14And this is all, this whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise, yes?
16:18Yes.
16:19Okay.
16:20Got it.
16:21I know it's the singles cruise.
16:22It's just sounding like the, um, the slutty sex cruise.
16:25Okay.
16:26Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise and I shit myself.
16:31We did too much.
16:32Sorry, Mom.
16:33All right.
16:34That's time.
16:35Thank you so much.
16:36All right.
16:37We will welcome up our self-care sisters.
16:39Okay, great.
16:40Now who did the writing?
16:41Who's kind of in charge?
16:42We all came up with our shit.
16:44Velma was so good at writing it down,
16:47but we all have our own characterizations,
16:50our own material.
16:51All the storyboard I did.
16:52So Velma had a pen.
16:53Velma had a pen.
16:54No, no, no.
16:55She had to write.
16:56Velma kept us on.
16:57Can I see?
16:58I did the storyboard.
16:59It's like all of my ideas, like for the concept
17:03and everybody just share.
17:05Okay.
17:06So you came up with the overall creative
17:07and then they kind of contributed each of their segments
17:10and their dialogue.
17:11Just the technicality of it.
17:12The overall creative.
17:13Okay.
17:14And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:16Yes.
17:17Yes.
17:18Yes.
17:19We all contributed to the overall creative for sure.
17:20Okay, great.
17:22They're definitely going to fight after this.
17:24Your time starts now.
17:26I'm going to start back here.
17:27I'm the cruise ship director.
17:29Okay.
17:30It's also a kind of cult and I might be recruiting.
17:33And you're going to hit the gong.
17:35I am.
17:36The.
17:37I think that's so funny.
17:38Are you ready?
17:39Um, yes.
17:40Can I get a line reminder just to, just to start off?
17:42Hello.
17:43Welcome aboard SS.
17:45Okay.
17:46And action.
17:49Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:55Welcome aboard.
17:56SS.
17:57Uh.
17:58Oh, right.
17:59Sorry.
18:00Let's start over.
18:01Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:07Van and Velma's conflict right before we start.
18:10Okay.
18:11Did rattle me.
18:12But if there's anything I can do, it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:17Would you like to be taken away?
18:20Join our co, cruise.
18:22And let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
18:28Great.
18:29That was very good.
18:30Word.
18:31Word.
18:32Word.
18:33Okay.
18:34We should probably move on.
18:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:36Let's do it.
18:37I'm gonna be like a really busy business woman.
18:39Right, right.
18:40And it's a voiceover, so it's like...
18:41It's all completely voiceover?
18:43Yeah, it's just like, let's see from...
18:45No, the beginning part is voiceover.
18:47This part is not voiceover.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah, yeah.
18:51Okay.
18:52It is voiceover.
18:53I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
18:58Van looks frustrated.
19:00She looks pissed, but I know I'm a powerhouse in acting.
19:05So I will just lean with that and try to have the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:11I'm a highly busy woman.
19:13I know that's time for this ship.
19:22It works.
19:23Great.
19:24I think we should keep moving.
19:25Action.
19:26My name is Sammy Landry.
19:28I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:32If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:37Great.
19:38Are you happy with that?
19:39I'm very happy with that.
19:40Okay.
19:41Okay.
19:42Let's move on.
19:43Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:47What's like turbulence, but like...
19:49I don't know, it was rocking.
19:50The butt was...
19:52Join us on the SSN.
20:02Okay.
20:03That's your time.
20:04Hello, my golden gays.
20:05Hey, Carson.
20:06Hey, Carson.
20:07So who did what in this team?
20:09We literally all did everything.
20:11We were all pitching ideas.
20:12We all wrote everything down.
20:14Maya, you feel good?
20:15I feel good.
20:16Yeah, I feel good.
20:17We're going to try not to get mad at each other and stuff.
20:19Okay.
20:20Oh, the shade.
20:21Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team ever said that.
20:24Oh, okay.
20:25Hold on one second.
20:26I can't wait to see how this turns out.
20:27What the fuck was that?
20:28What the fuck was that?
20:29What the fuck was that?
20:30You said you came up with the whole concept?
20:31No.
20:32I said...
20:33He said that.
20:34He said that.
20:35He said that.
20:36And then she said yes.
20:37We'll do this later.
20:38We'll do this later.
20:39And action.
20:40We are your cruise directors on the S.O.S. Seniors on Sea.
20:41I'm having a literal blast.
20:42We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching.
20:47I am like looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of, and I'm just
20:54feeling so good.
20:55We know you Golden Gays love your white parties.
20:56Which is ironic, because we're the ones hosting it.
20:57Great.
21:06I don't think you can do any better.
21:11Okay.
21:12All right, we can move on.
21:13Great.
21:14Great.
21:15We can move on.
21:16Great.
21:17I don't think you can do any better.
21:18Okay.
21:19All right.
21:20We can move on.
21:21We can't move on.
21:24Great.
21:25job. This song is from the 1940s. I think that's when RuPaul was born. This song used to be hip in
21:33my day. Oh, oh, my hip. Wait, what? What? Can you twerk on the walker? Yeah. I think you should do
21:42that. Just have fun with this. This is so stupid. Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their
21:46last, because it probably is here at the S.O.S. Seniors on Sea. And that's your time. Thank you so much.
22:09It's elimination day, and the other teams need to be scared because they had some bumps in the water.
22:16I have a question for the self-care sisters. Yes. Are you guys going to let Thelma speak?
22:23Oh. I was going to ask. So we were obviously watching you guys were first, and it seemed
22:28a little tense on set. Did it? Not that anybody did bad, but like you could feel it. So what was going
22:33down? I just don't know what happened. Like everybody was speaking in the same time, and I'm
22:37sorry. I'm not the leader of the team. That's not what I said. I just wanted to say what I did,
22:43and maybe it came out wrong. I don't know. At this part, I was like, oh my God, I don't understand
22:48nothing that is going on. It's really a loss in translation, I think. I just wanted to assure
22:54that it was clear that I did more on the part of the storyboard. That was the only thing. And I hope
23:00she understood that, but I don't think so. What I remember hearing was Carson saying,
23:06who was the leader of the group? And we were all saying you. Well, can I speak please?
23:10Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then Carson said, so the overall concept was your idea. And I heard you say,
23:16yes, the overall concept was my idea. No. And that's when I said, well, no, I think we all
23:21contributed to the overall concept. Because I feel like we did really work collaboratively on the
23:25entire script. Absolutely. 100%. The entire script. Everything was collaborative. I'm sorry. It's hard
23:30for me to speak in English. And everybody was talking. And I'm like, I don't understand everything.
23:36I don't know what is going on. I totally understand, Vin, why you would be upset. And I also get where
23:41you're coming from as well. Because I didn't know English when I first came here. You have to think
23:45in one language and then speak it in a different one. It's really a loss in translation.
23:49I love working with you guys collaboratively. Obviously, in the moment it happened, I'll say I got
23:53really stressed out. I'm just somebody who, like, if I feel something, I wear it all over my body. I'm sure
23:59you all have realized. No. Not at all. I get it. I'll be more patient with you. No, but I'm
24:05hopefully okay. That's OCD. I'll stop before I react. Van Gogh starting to chime in with, like,
24:11oh, we all worked on it. This is already her second, like, tiff with someone, you know? So it's like,
24:16at one point, you need to see that you kind of are the problem. I feel like she's got some healing to
24:21do. Because, like, she's a sickening bitch, you know? But she's also a bitch. Well, ladies,
24:27I think we should get ready for this runway. Because you guys are looking a little gray.
24:32Oh, I am seasick, my man.
24:39How do we feel about, like, that conversation?
24:42I really want to, like, interject, but, like, these bitches, like, don't know when to, like,
24:47let another girl talk. You just need to, like, put your hand down and say,
24:51bitch, I have something to say, too. But the thing is, like, I don't need a moment that night,
24:54you know? Not that you need a moment, but, I mean, the way that you've let me in,
24:58I want other people to be let in like that and understand you.
25:02I understand Paula. I do. She's so fucking funny. And she's so genuine and sweet.
25:08And she listens. And I do be talking a lot.
25:11This is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. But is anybody else missing friends and family?
25:21I'm very fortunate, and I know this is rare, that, like, I have a family that supports me.
25:26And my dad and I, like, growing up, I wasn't really close with him.
25:29Oh, God.
25:31Aw, babe.
25:32He's been there. Like, he doesn't come to my shows, and we're so okay with that.
25:35Like, I, girl, I'm, like, in a fucking G-string and a brawl.
25:39Like, like, literally, like, I'm, like, a fucking stripper. It's fine.
25:43But it's more the fact that, like, behind the scenes, we call every day.
25:47And, like, he helped me build my drag room, my drag studio.
25:50And, like, he's been there. And, like, my mom, too.
25:54Like, you know, like, she's been there to help and support me.
25:56And I know I'm so lucky.
25:58Hazel, they love you. You have one of the greatest families.
26:02It's so, so important to have, like, that loving support system.
26:06I was, like, the parents of my parents.
26:09Um, a lot of toxicity.
26:12My mom was having alcoholism.
26:15And it was all me. My fault. My fault. Always, always.
26:19So, like, my family, when I was growing up, like, we came from Mexico,
26:22and they were immigrants, and, um, my father was very, um,
26:26like, abusive towards me physically.
26:29If I dropped, like, a glass of water, or if I missed a school bus,
26:32like, I would get beat constantly.
26:34And kind of having to, like, live in, like, that sense of fear.
26:37I moved out when I was 16, and I got emancipated, like,
26:40as soon as I could, because I wanted to just, like, be me.
26:44So, like, since I've been 16, like, anything I have,
26:48it's because I did it.
26:50Like, my parents have never given me a dollar since then.
26:53And, like, I didn't talk to my parents for, like, years,
26:55and I still don't talk to my dad, like, at all.
26:58Like, I remember when I would first move out, like, the city was small.
27:01So, like, if we saw each other, like, I saw them, like, shopping.
27:04I would just walk by.
27:06Like, we didn't know each other.
27:07What?
27:08What?
27:08And I think that's why sometimes I'm, like, so quiet or, like, so reserved.
27:13It's because, like, and I'm sure, like, everyone else, like,
27:16this isn't a joke to me.
27:17Like, this is my life.
27:18I've given up literally, like, everything,
27:23because I don't have aunts or uncles.
27:24I don't have anybody here.
27:26I have just me.
27:28And, like, you saying that, Hazel, saying, like,
27:30how appreciative you are, like, that makes me so happy,
27:32because I think something that, like, kind of gets me going
27:36is, like, when, like, queer people who have such good families
27:38will be, like, oh, I have to go see my family.
27:40Or, like, oh, they're so annoying.
27:42They're so, they love my drag so much.
27:43And I'm, like, you have no idea how lucky you are to even have that.
27:47So, like, just be happy, like you said, and appreciate it.
27:51And you're so loved here, bitch.
27:52Thank you for sharing.
27:54No, like, thank you.
27:55And, like, that.
27:56Because I also see you be reserved and, like, that.
27:59And that's why I always come up to you and, like, that.
28:00Because I want you to be that outgoing person that you are
28:04that I know deep down, bitch.
28:06That girl on the fucking challenge.
28:07Literally.
28:08We are 24-7.
28:10Right when you walk down and you're, like, yeah.
28:13I was, like, okay.
28:14Wait, wait, can we all do the Dulce Teddy Shake?
28:17S-O-I.
28:18S-O-I.
28:19See you guys.
28:21See you.
28:30Come on, girl.
28:42Put the bass in your walk.
28:44Head to toe.
28:46Let your whole body talk.
28:48Gorgeous.
28:49Yes.
28:49Wow, wow.
28:50So hot.
28:51That's blonde admission.
28:52Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's drag race.
28:56She's my forever life preserver.
28:58It's Tracy Melshor.
28:59Hey, girl.
29:00Hey, Brooklyn.
29:01Oh, my God.
29:02Tracy, I am so on board with this look
29:04and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
29:07Not a soul can dock.
29:08That's right.
29:09And X always marks his spot.
29:11It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
29:14Thanks for having me.
29:15I'm so happy to see you.
29:16How are you adjusting to Canada?
29:18Oh, gosh.
29:18I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
29:20What accent?
29:21I don't understand you.
29:23What?
29:23Oh.
29:24Sorry about it.
29:24And she's forever making waves.
29:27It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:30What's up, Brooklyn?
29:31How do you like my mug?
29:33Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:36This week, we challenged our queens
29:38to make us flash in cruise commercials.
29:41Racers, start your engines,
29:44and may the best drag queen win.
29:46Charisma.
29:49Category is...
29:51In the shadows.
29:54Mwah.
29:55First up, Van Gogh.
29:58This week, I have not only one face to critique,
30:00but two.
30:01Teddy or not, here she comes.
30:03I'm giving you a little bit Club Kid,
30:05a little bit of childhood nightmares,
30:07a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
30:09Cute and cuddly,
30:10and a little gothic and evil,
30:12kind of mixed together.
30:13I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch,
30:16but today on the runway,
30:17I thought I'd try it out.
30:18And I said,
30:19let the plastic surgery settle
30:21before you leave the house.
30:22You are wrong.
30:24Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:27Oh.
30:28This look represents
30:30staring your inner demons in the face
30:32and making them glamorous.
30:34When I was 16 years old,
30:35I was in a car accident,
30:37which left me riddled with scars for so long.
30:40I didn't want to show anybody my scars,
30:42but now I want people to look here.
30:44I wanted to look how trauma looks
30:46when it's transformed into love,
30:48and I think I did that.
30:50Sammy Landry.
30:53When I heard
30:54what lurks in the shadow,
30:56I immediately thought
30:57of when you hit a deer on the highway.
31:00Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
31:02Look at all that carcass.
31:04Every single inch of this gown
31:06is full of rhinestones.
31:09This deer,
31:10she might have been hit by a car,
31:11but she's still gonna hit up that party.
31:14These gays,
31:15they're trying to roadkill me.
31:17You kill them,
31:18we grill them.
31:20Velma Jones.
31:22I present to you my other ass.
31:24Oh.
31:25Johnny.
31:26Here's Johnny.
31:28With this look,
31:29I wanted the judges
31:30to see that a drag king
31:32can do as much
31:33as a drag queen.
31:34My king community
31:35is so beautiful,
31:37and they are all so creative
31:39and so fierce,
31:40and I think
31:41if I can make them proud,
31:43I'm really happy.
31:45Ow!
31:45Ow!
31:46Good morning.
31:48Star doll.
31:49Oh, I'm facing my fears right now
31:51as an aswang.
31:52The mythical creature
31:54from Filipino folklore
31:55that scared me so much as a kid.
31:57Caught in a bat romance.
31:59This look is giving
32:01horrifying,
32:02terrifying,
32:04creepy creature,
32:06and I am thirsty for that win.
32:09When I said wing woman,
32:10I didn't really mean this.
32:14Dulce.
32:15I'm tripping onto this runway
32:16as La Llorona,
32:18a Mexican legend
32:19who, long story short,
32:20was going to her wedding day,
32:22ended up having to kill her kids,
32:23and then her partner was like,
32:24you know what?
32:25I'm good.
32:26Oh.
32:27Oh.
32:30Give me that.
32:30Give me that.
32:33Girl, same.
32:34These tears are coming
32:35straight from my eyes,
32:37and I am still dripping
32:38from the swamp
32:39trying to find
32:40my next prey.
32:41Oh, this reminds me,
32:42I need to get an oil change.
32:45Now,
32:46Maya Fox.
32:47For this look,
32:47I am giving a demon
32:49that lives behind the mirror,
32:51honey.
32:51Can we all just pause
32:52and take a moment
32:53to reflect?
32:54She preys on vanity.
32:57If you dare look
32:58into her mirror,
32:59she captures that soul.
33:00I've got horns,
33:02they are rhinestones.
33:03I am giving you glam,
33:04I am giving you spooky,
33:06and I am giving you finesse.
33:08And that's the vanity.
33:10Caramelk,
33:11guess who's bat in the house?
33:14Oh.
33:14Tonight,
33:17I am coming down the runway
33:19as a corrupt government
33:20experiment gone wrong.
33:22The wings are huge.
33:23I think they weigh more than me.
33:25I'm literally dying
33:26walking down this runway
33:27in so much pain,
33:28but I'm trying not to show it.
33:30I want to show the judges
33:31that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:34I think I know her.
33:35We used to hang.
33:39Paolo Perfeccion.
33:40All of my life,
33:41I was told,
33:42you could be wearing
33:43a trash bag,
33:43and you still look fabulous.
33:45As I'm walking the runway,
33:47ooh.
33:47Oh, my goodness.
33:48It can't fall off.
33:49Embarrassing.
33:50Yikes.
33:51Then I'm on the other side.
33:52Oh, two cups.
33:54Wow.
33:54You can pay her
33:55in trash or credit.
33:56That is embarrassing.
33:58Oh, babe,
33:59I just gave birth.
34:01Aw, it's a garbage bundle of joy.
34:04Coup de grâce,
34:05a banana fucking falls off.
34:08Tragic.
34:09Talk about junk in the trunk.
34:11And now,
34:13Hazel.
34:13Oh.
34:15I think I see her pink pony club.
34:17I am a witchy kelpie,
34:19a folklore tale
34:20from my Scottish roots.
34:23It is a horse shapeshifter
34:24that lures humans back
34:26to a body of water
34:27and takes their lives.
34:29I am feeling so fucking spooky
34:32in this look.
34:32I am coming to haunt you,
34:34I'm coming to eat you,
34:35and I'm coming to bring you back
34:36to my swamp
34:37to make it nasty.
34:38I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:41Ebony LaBelle.
34:42You know what goes bump in the night?
34:43It's her damn inner saboteur, okay?
34:46You've got to be kidding me right now.
34:47I am serving gothic, glamour, hood, baddie.
34:53Don't look at me.
34:53I'm a vampire.
34:55I didn't want to give too much of a monster
34:59because I let the girls do that themselves
35:01with those mugs.
35:02I hope she's not a sore loser.
35:06And finally, PM.
35:09This runway is inspired
35:11by my partner's nightmares.
35:13They have had sleep paralysis
35:15their entire life,
35:16and I want to create a creature
35:17that maybe they'll be turned on by
35:19if they have this happen to them again.
35:22Talk about a walking nightmare.
35:23I really want to look scary,
35:25but I also want to look elegant
35:27and beautiful
35:28because not all nightmares
35:30need to be ugly.
35:32Mom, can you pick me up?
35:34I'm scared.
35:36Welcome, queens,
35:37and happy Halloween.
35:41It's time your commercials
35:42hit open water.
35:44First up, it's Palo Perfeccion,
35:47Hazel, Ebony LaBelle,
35:49and PM with their cruise commercial
35:50for singles.
35:52Are you tired of being left all red?
35:55So single and sad,
35:57you just want to get bread?
35:58Look no further.
36:00You got nothing to lose.
36:01And welcome aboard
36:03the girls that we
36:04come aboard.
36:08You want to sneak peek
36:09at some of our amenities?
36:12Well, look no further.
36:13Check it out
36:14with our resident
36:14goonologist.
36:16Take a bite.
36:17It tastes so good.
36:20Food's so yummy.
36:21It'll make you
36:22let's talk prep
36:30with Miss Foxy-Doxy.
36:33Don't be silly.
36:35Take those pills
36:36and get ready
36:37for all them thrills.
36:39All prepped up
36:40and ready to take it up
36:41the oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
36:45Check out our singles mixer
36:47and taste the elixir.
36:49Blue strings attached.
36:52I'm feeling lit.
36:54Gosh dang it.
36:55I love this ship.
36:57Cruise package includes
36:58free lube.
37:00Free therapy.
37:01Free makeovers.
37:05The Rose Padre.
37:06Next up, it's our
37:13self-care sisters.
37:17I'm Saltina Shaker
37:19and welcome aboard the SS.
37:22Are you tired of being anchored
37:25to a poop deck kind of life?
37:27Would you like to be
37:28taken away?
37:29Join our co-
37:30Cruise.
37:32And let's hear
37:33from some of our
37:34visitors
37:35who chose
37:37to stay.
37:39Let's fire those idiots.
37:41I'm a highly busy woman.
37:43How do that time
37:44for this ship?
37:52Do you stress
37:54more than you stretch?
37:57SS.
37:58Want to be serviced?
38:03Float to our
38:04massages on board.
38:06I'm told I stare
38:07too much like a sailor.
38:08Let's get to it.
38:12Yeah, don't be scared.
38:13I got a bevel
38:14for Brooklyn.
38:16Oh, yeah.
38:16SS.
38:17Oh.
38:20My name
38:21is Sammy Landry.
38:22I've been addicted
38:23to cigarettes
38:24since I've been a baby.
38:26If I smoke one more cigarette,
38:29I might die.
38:31Change the tides
38:33on your old bad habits.
38:35SS.
38:36Mmm.
38:37Mmm.
38:39Our ship travels everywhere
38:41and stops nowhere.
38:44Join us.
38:48Good job, good job.
38:48Good job, good job.
38:50Worth all the fighting.
38:51Yes.
38:52And finally,
38:53our golden gays.
38:56Ahoy!
38:58My name is Dulce.
38:59And my name is Caramel.
39:01And we are your cruise directors
39:04here at the SOS.
39:07Seniors on scene.
39:09We know you golden gays
39:11love your white parties.
39:13Which is ironic
39:14because we're the ones hosting it.
39:16So come on down
39:17and groove
39:17at the silent dance party.
39:21This song was huge
39:23in the 1940s.
39:24I think that's when
39:26RuPaul was born.
39:27This song used to be
39:29hip in my day.
39:30My hip.
39:32Huh?
39:32Huh?
39:33Huh?
39:33And we will keep you
39:35on your feet
39:36as you explore our deck
39:37going bird-watching.
39:41Oh, goddamn.
39:43Look at that cockatoo.
39:46Gertrude,
39:47what are you looking at?
39:48And bitch,
39:49you know we were not
39:50talking about that bird.
39:52I love you, Gertrude.
39:53Come here.
39:53Come here.
39:54Oh, oh.
39:57After a long,
39:58exhausting day,
39:59come on down
40:00to our soap opera
40:01viewing party.
40:02You might get lucky
40:03and be able to spend it
40:04with someone else.
40:05Everyone on this cruise
40:06is treating it
40:07like their last
40:07because it probably
40:08is here
40:09at the SOS.
40:12Seniors on Senior.
40:15Yes, sir.
40:16Yay!
40:18Based on your commercials
40:20and runway presentations,
40:22the judges have made
40:23some decisions.
40:24When I call your name,
40:25please step forward.
40:28Star Doll,
40:30Maya Fox,
40:31Ebony LaBelle,
40:33PM,
40:35Caramel.
40:35Van Gogh.
40:39You are all safe.
40:43You may leave the stage.
40:47I'm going to get out of here.
40:48You're all safe.
40:48Yeah, bitch!
40:50The rest of you
40:51represent the tops
40:52and the bottoms
40:52of the week.
40:53It is now time
40:55for the judges' critiques.
40:57First up,
40:57Saltina Shaker.
41:00Saltina,
41:01does your back hurt?
41:02A little.
41:03I thought so
41:04because you carried
41:05that commercial.
41:06Oh.
41:06I don't think
41:07that you were super confident
41:08when you started
41:09the challenge,
41:10but it worked.
41:11Every second,
41:12you are the through line.
41:13You were the messaging
41:15of that commercial.
41:16I love the cult angle.
41:17I thought that was
41:18such a clever way
41:19to sell self-care.
41:20I love the SS,
41:21ah,
41:22and I loved how
41:22it repeated itself
41:23throughout the commercial.
41:24And you were always there
41:25with your gong for it.
41:26So talk to me
41:27about being in the shadows
41:28with this piece.
41:30I was in a car accident
41:32when I was 16 years old.
41:33And this lovely,
41:36lovely piece
41:36represents the scars
41:38that I have
41:39underneath this outfit.
41:41I used to hate them.
41:44You know,
41:44I think the hardest part
41:45about living, honestly,
41:47is taking a look
41:49at the shadows
41:49that you have
41:50inside of you.
41:51I love them now.
41:52So many of us
41:53have been ostracized
41:55or told we weren't
41:56good enough
41:57because of things
41:58that we thought
41:59were ugly.
42:01You know,
42:01and you realize
42:02when you can take that
42:03out from the darkest
42:05recesses of your soul
42:06and throw it on the stage,
42:08that's when beautiful
42:09art is created.
42:10So thank you for sharing
42:11and thank you
42:12for being so brave.
42:15Do it with me.
42:17Ah.
42:20Next up,
42:21Sammy Landry.
42:22Hi.
42:23In your commercial,
42:24I thought that your character
42:25had potential.
42:26I just did not feel
42:28that you reached it.
42:29And I saw you were
42:29trying to have fun with it.
42:30I just needed more from you.
42:32During your acting challenge,
42:34you gave up all the screen time
42:35to Saltina.
42:36And I don't remember you.
42:38It was always the same
42:39very monotone delivery.
42:40You have no inflection.
42:41But it was actually
42:42quite charming.
42:43It was like,
42:44I've been smoking
42:44since I was baby.
42:46Like, it never changed.
42:48You're funny
42:48without trying to be funny.
42:50You can't buy that.
42:51So just give yourself
42:52more to do
42:53so we can give you
42:54more credit next time.
42:56I enjoyed the runway look,
42:57but it is a little bit
42:59thrift store on the bottom
43:00for me.
43:00I wish the gown
43:01reached the floor.
43:02And I know you're going
43:03for like a campy look
43:04with the, you know,
43:05Raquel Welch
43:05shake and go wig,
43:06but you can still be
43:07campy and elevated.
43:09Yeah.
43:10Next up,
43:11the artist formerly known
43:12as Velma Jones.
43:13Sup?
43:14Let's talk about Velma
43:16in your cruise commercial.
43:17You got every morsel
43:19of charisma and character
43:21out of that,
43:22you know,
43:22essentially just kind of
43:23like a one-line monologue.
43:25Back in my day,
43:26we would say
43:27you chewed the scenery,
43:29but I think the kids today
43:30would say you ate.
43:32You didn't have
43:33a very big part,
43:34but I thought you made
43:35the most out of every second
43:36that you were on screen.
43:37And this look
43:38is just incredible.
43:41You had me howling
43:42at the runway.
43:43I had a physical reaction
43:44when you came out
43:45with this look.
43:46This is Johnny Jones, right?
43:47Absolutely.
43:48Want to tell me about Johnny?
43:50I'm listening.
43:51Well, it's full moon tonight.
43:53Oh, woo.
43:54I think you are someone
43:56to look out for.
43:57Every fantasy
43:58that you were selling,
43:59I'm buying.
44:01Next up, Dulce.
44:03Hola.
44:04Hola.
44:05I just have a big note
44:07here on my page
44:07that says star
44:08because you had
44:10the four C's.
44:11Well, there's five,
44:12but I can't say the fifth one.
44:13But the four are
44:14comfortable, confident,
44:16charismatic, and comedic.
44:18You're fun.
44:19You're funny.
44:20You're fabulously informative.
44:22You checked all the boxes.
44:24So really well done.
44:26I thought you did
44:26a really, really great job
44:28and you're just
44:28naturally charismatic.
44:30This look,
44:30I think that is
44:31a wonderful
44:32cultural reference.
44:35I wish it read
44:35a little bit more bridal to me.
44:37It's a little bit
44:38too swampy
44:39and a little bit
44:39less bridal,
44:40if you know what I mean.
44:41Okay.
44:41I wish you had done
44:42a bit of a spookier makeup
44:43because this just looks
44:44like your normal
44:45pretty mug.
44:46Okay.
44:47I feel like there's
44:47just too much statements.
44:49The neckline is a statement.
44:50The length is a statement.
44:52The different textures
44:53is a statement.
44:53And then, like,
44:54the black
44:55everywhere is a statement.
44:56I would love to see
44:57you learn to balance.
44:59You are already
45:00a statement.
45:01You're the it girl.
45:02Okay.
45:03Up next,
45:04Paolo Perfeccion.
45:09In terms of your commercial,
45:11if I had taken your clip
45:12and I had just played it,
45:13I would have had no idea
45:14we were in a cruise ship commercial.
45:16And on top of that,
45:17I couldn't understand
45:18a word you were saying.
45:20You know,
45:20I said to you a couple times,
45:21I was like,
45:21we really can't understand.
45:22Be really careful
45:23about your diction
45:24and a commercialist communication.
45:25And if we can't understand
45:27the dialogue,
45:28we're not going to
45:29get anything from it.
45:31Congratulations
45:31on the delivery.
45:33I think that's a first
45:34for the drag race runway.
45:36A bejeweled baby.
45:38Yes, you're wearing a trash bag
45:39and you look fabulous in it.
45:41Is it enough?
45:43You know,
45:43when I think about
45:44a trash bag couture,
45:45I go back to Missy Elliott.
45:47Big and moving.
45:48And I feel like
45:49I like the intention
45:50behind the trash bag,
45:52but I would like to have seen
45:53it more of a drag bag.
45:55Something just bigger.
45:58Last but certainly not least,
45:59Hazel.
46:00Hi.
46:01Hi.
46:02I think my problem
46:03with your performance
46:04in the commercial
46:05is that it was just silly
46:06without structure
46:07or a punchline.
46:09Got it.
46:09I'm not approved,
46:10but it got a little bit
46:11hypersexual for me.
46:13Yes, it did.
46:14Yeah, it was more like
46:15an orgy cruise.
46:16Yeah.
46:16I'm buying a ticket,
46:18of course.
46:18We both signed up.
46:19We all have tickets.
46:20This look.
46:21Ha ha.
46:22I love each piece
46:24of this outfit.
46:26It's really fun
46:27and the details
46:27are so good.
46:28The gloves,
46:29the nails,
46:29the jaw piece,
46:30the facial piece
46:31you had on earlier.
46:32This is a really
46:33fabulous look.
46:36I appreciate that.
46:37Based on the judge's
46:38critiques,
46:39we have made
46:39some decisions.
46:41Dulce,
46:42your performance
46:43in the maxi
46:44was golden, girl.
46:45Ha ha ha.
46:47Velma Jones,
46:48on the runway,
46:49you really had us
46:50howling.
46:52Saltina,
46:53our self-care sister,
46:54you had us sipping
46:55on your Serena tea.
46:58Saltina Shaker,
47:00congratulations,
47:01you are the winner
47:02of this week's
47:03maxi challenge.
47:05Good to be.
47:06You have won
47:07$5,000 cash
47:09courtesy of
47:10Travel Manitoba.
47:14Shit.
47:16Dulce,
47:17Velma,
47:18great work this week.
47:20You should both be
47:20very proud of yourselves.
47:21Sammy Landry,
47:25Paolo Perfection,
47:26and Hazel,
47:27you are the bottom
47:28three queens this week.
47:30Saltina Shaker,
47:31as this week's winner,
47:33you have earned
47:34the power
47:34of the golden beaver,
47:36granting you
47:37the ability
47:37to save one
47:38of the bottom queens
47:39from lip-syncing
47:40for their lives.
47:41You hold the fate
47:42of your sisters
47:43in your hands.
47:46As you untuck,
47:47the bottom three
47:47may plead their case.
47:49You may leave the stage.
47:56You can't wait
47:57to get out of here.
47:58I know.
48:01Maybe get your
48:02drinks in your brains.
48:03Y'all need to come in here
48:05and spill the fucking tea.
48:06Walking into the workroom
48:07after the critiques,
48:08I'm like,
48:09ugh,
48:09I know everyone's
48:09going to be like,
48:10oh, how did it go?
48:11And I'm like,
48:12babe, not well, bitch.
48:13Saltina looks happy.
48:15I won.
48:16You won?
48:16Oh my God.
48:17Oh my God.
48:19I feel fucking amazing.
48:22All the self-doubt
48:24that I had,
48:24I don't need to
48:25have space
48:26for them in my head.
48:27I ain't trying
48:28to take no one's moment.
48:29I'm gagged
48:30that you won though
48:30because I really thought
48:31I was going to Velma.
48:32But congratulations.
48:33I am gagged
48:34that I was even in the top
48:35and I have a very
48:37difficult decision to make.
48:39Y'all mean so much to me.
48:41I feel a little bit
48:42of pressure
48:42knowing that
48:44I have the power
48:45to save one of these queens
48:46from the bottom two.
48:48I don't know
48:49what I'm going to do yet.
48:50I want to hear
48:52from all of you
48:54why you want me
48:56to save you
48:56and I want to hear it
48:58from here,
48:59not from here.
49:01Hello.
49:01First week was tough for me.
49:09It was a lot
49:11and like this week
49:12like my sisters
49:13really helped me to like
49:15it's fine.
49:16Like at this point
49:16it's a part of the look
49:17if I cry.
49:18I really don't care.
49:20Like I'm literally
49:21sitting in a trash bag.
49:22I don't know.
49:26I'm just like
49:27I don't feel like
49:27I'm ready to go.
49:28Like I just
49:29feel like this week
49:30I finally started
49:31like feeling the sisterhood
49:32and like
49:33I felt like
49:34I was getting
49:34out of my head.
49:35I don't know.
49:40I am hurting
49:40from my sister Apollo
49:41right now.
49:42I can just see
49:43that like
49:43she's turning on
49:45her Apollo perfection
49:46to kind of like
49:47mask a little bit.
49:48I want her to be here.
49:49I know she wants
49:50to be here
49:51and I hope
49:52that Saltina
49:52makes the right decision
49:53and saves her.
49:54Uh, Sammy,
49:55follow your heart.
49:57Do what
49:59you want with it.
50:00No.
50:01Tell me.
50:02I want to hear fight.
50:07Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
50:10I love what
50:11I give in time,
50:12you know?
50:13And so
50:14I don't know.
50:16I'm just feeling
50:16so many emotions
50:17right now
50:18because I just feel like
50:19am I
50:21am I in the right place
50:22right now?
50:23Like, I don't know.
50:23I don't know.
50:25For some reason
50:28I feel like
50:29I don't deserve
50:29that beaver
50:30and that is a voice
50:32in my head
50:32that I have to deal with.
50:34I often feel like
50:34I don't deserve things
50:35or I always feel like
50:36people deserve things
50:37more than me.
50:39I don't know why
50:40I put myself
50:40in that place
50:41all the time.
50:41I don't know why
50:42I keep
50:43doubting myself,
50:46you know?
50:47And
50:47that's not the right
50:49attitude
50:49for this competition
50:50but I can't help
50:52that that's what
50:52I'm feeling.
50:54Hazel,
50:55how do you feel?
50:56Ugh.
50:58They loved my look.
51:00They said nothing
51:01but great things
51:02about my look.
51:03I was one note
51:03in my performance.
51:04I understand that
51:06but like
51:06I have so much
51:08to prove being here.
51:09Yes.
51:10I worked my ass off.
51:12I'm not saying
51:12y'all haven't either
51:13but like
51:14I just want this.
51:15I'm hungry.
51:15I deserve this
51:16and I want
51:17to be here.
51:19So many people
51:20are expecting
51:22great things
51:22from me
51:23when I come back
51:23and I'm not delivering
51:25how I should be
51:26and
51:27I just don't know
51:28what to do.
51:29I want to be here.
51:31I deserve to be here.
51:32I'm not trying to say
51:33that y'all don't deserve
51:34at all either
51:34but like
51:35I fucking want
51:36this so fucking bad.
51:40And it fucking sucks.
51:42I'm honestly so sad
51:43to see my sister
51:44Hazel in the bottom.
51:45Look at me.
51:46Look at me.
51:47You are such
51:48a stellar fucking performer
51:49and it hurts
51:50to see you
51:51in the bottom
51:51like this right now
51:52but don't let it
51:53bring you down.
51:55This is my opportunity.
51:58Unfortunately
51:58you got this decision
51:59but fuck these nails.
52:03This is real now.
52:04There are so many tears
52:06so many emotions
52:07and I'm the one
52:09that has the power.
52:11Whoever is in
52:12that bottom two
52:13I want you to
52:14fucking prove it
52:15to that world.
52:16right there.
52:18Prove it.
52:19It's only one person.
52:20If I could save them all
52:21I would honestly
52:23but this is
52:24a competition now
52:25and somebody
52:25has to go home.
52:29I might sneeze.
52:30Ah!
52:33Bless you.
52:36A lucky sneeze.
52:46Saltina Shaker.
52:49Heavy is the hand
52:51that holds the beeper.
52:53Who do you want
52:54to save
52:54from the chomping block?
52:57The queen
52:58who I've decided
52:59to save
53:00is
53:02Hazel.
53:06Oh my god.
53:09Oh my god.
53:10Girl.
53:11Gag!
53:12I was not expecting that.
53:14Oh my god.
53:21Well battle of the buffoon.
53:23Bitch let's fucking give it.
53:24Well I'll be damned.
53:27Hazel you are
53:28out of the woods this week.
53:29Yes I am.
53:30You may join
53:31your sisters at the back.
53:38Sammy Landry,
53:40Paolo Perfeccion,
53:41I'm sorry
53:42but this means
53:43that you are both
53:43up for elimination.
53:46Two queens
53:47stand before us.
53:51Prior to tonight
53:52you were asked
53:53to prepare
53:54a lip sync performance
53:55of Raise a Little Hell
53:56by Trooper.
53:57This is your last chance
54:00to impress us
54:01and save yourselves
54:02from
54:02elimination.
54:05The time has come
54:07for you to lip sync
54:09for
54:11your
54:12life.
54:15Oh this is going to be
54:16an interesting lip sync.
54:19Good luck
54:20and don't
54:22fuck it up.
54:24Two, three, go.
54:26Go, go, go.
54:27Raise a little hell
54:30Raise a little hell
54:31Raise a little hell
54:33Raise a little hell
54:37Raise a little hell
54:37Raise a little hell
54:39Raise a little hell
54:40If you don't like
54:44what you see
54:45why don't you
54:46fight it
54:47If you know
54:50there's something wrong
54:52why don't you
54:53write it
54:54Raise a little how, raise a little how
54:59Raise a little how
55:00Raise a little how, raise a little how
55:06In the end it comes down to your faking
55:13And there's really nobody to blame
55:16But it feels like your ship is sinking
55:19And you're too tired to play the game
55:23Nobody's going to help you
55:29You've just got to stand up alone
55:32And pick in your heels and see how it feels
55:36To raise a little how
55:37Raise a little how
55:43Raise a little how
55:44Raise a little how
55:45Raise a little how
55:49Raise a little how
55:51Raise a little how
55:52Raise a little how
55:56If you don't like what you've got
55:58Why don't you change it
56:01If your world is all screwed up
56:05Rearrange it
56:07Oh no
56:09Raise a little how, raise a little how
56:11Raise a little how
56:13Raise a little how
56:15Raise a little how
56:17I'll raise a little how
56:18Raise a little how
56:24Yeah!
56:33Hell with grace!
56:35Thank you
56:36adequate
56:37Queens, we have made our decision.
56:46Sammy Laundrie, Shantae, you stay.
56:56You may join the others.
56:58Down, down, down, down, down.
57:05Paulo.
57:06You are one of one.
57:09You are perfection.
57:13Now sashay away.
57:16Love you, Paulo.
57:19Paulo, you're everything.
57:22Well, you win some, you lose some.
57:25that was unfortunate but i found the sisterhood i was looking for angel numbers i love angel
57:40numbers i was definitely robbed of my time but that's why i'm going to be robbing these
57:45bitches right now i've got a few suitcases that are empty
57:48oh here i'm the universe the universe is me congratulations queens you live to slay
57:57another day now the world has never needed the magic of drag more so remember stay true north
58:04strong and what yeah yes now let the music play
58:09next time on canada's drag race this week is a double feature snatch game and design
58:34you get to choose your own adventure what is going on right now oh my god we have to choose
58:41one hello hello i am a little shocked that my sister didn't was waiting for this can i give
58:49you a hug because i feel no i'm in trouble now that is how you do snatch game i would wear
58:57this outfit it was giving cirque just so gay
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