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02:15¡No!
02:17¡Ah!
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02:20¡Ah!
02:21¡Great movie!
02:22¡Action pack!
02:23¡Ah!
02:24Sonny kick ass or the sonny kick ass.
02:26Sonny kick ass.
02:27Show is over.
02:31Ma'am, this is not a hotel.
02:33Could you please wake up and go home.
02:36Could you get my bag?
02:38My name's Clarence.
02:40What's yours?
02:41Alabama Whitman.
02:42Pleased to meet you.
02:43Well, is that your real name, really?
02:45That's my real name, really.
02:47Oh!
02:48Did the cab see three full movies?
02:51What?
02:52Sure, why not?
02:53Nothing, nothing.
02:54Sure, a girl had my own heart, that's all.
02:57Do you know what time it is?
02:59It's about 12.
03:02I suppose you gotta get up early, huh?
03:05No, no, not particularly.
03:07How come?
03:09It's just after I see a movie, I like to go get a piece of pie
03:12and talk about it.
03:13It's sort of a little tradition I have.
03:15Do you like to get pie after you see a good movie?
03:18Yeah, I'd love to get pie after a movie.
03:22Would you like to go get some pie with me?
03:25Yeah, I'd love some pie.
03:29Hey, can I peek?
03:32Don't peek.
03:33Keep your eyes shut, all right?
03:35All right, now turn the lights on.
03:37Okay, open them.
03:39Oh, wow!
03:42Wow, what a swell place to work.
03:45Yeah, it's pretty cool.
03:47I got the keys, so I just come in, you know, read comics, play music.
03:50You worked here a long time?
03:53Almost four years.
03:55That's a long time.
03:57Yeah, I know, but it's not so bad.
03:59I mean, I'm pretty friendly with most customers,
04:01so I just hang out, you know, bullshit recount books.
04:04You get paid a lot?
04:06No, that's where the trouble comes into paradise.
04:09But the boss, he's a pretty nice guy.
04:12He lets you borrow money from time to time if you need it.
04:19Now, you want to see what Spider-Man number one looks like?
04:22You bet.
04:28I didn't even know there were stores that just sold comic books.
04:31Yeah, here's it.
04:33That's the one that started at a hall right there.
04:39God, Spider-Man looks so different.
04:46Well, he was just born, remember?
04:49Wait, you want to see the coolest comic book cover of all time?
04:53Sergeant Fury and his Howling Commandos.
04:56This is one of the coolest series known to man.
04:59You can get number one for about four bucks,
05:01but that's one of the cool things about them.
05:03See, they're so cheap.
05:04There's great stories, great characters, beautiful artwork.
05:08See, and this one here, Nick, he's gotten this ring for his sweetheart,
05:12and he wears it around his neck on a chain.
05:15And then, uh, later on in the story,
05:17he gets into this fight with this Nazi bastard in the crowd.
05:20He grabs ahold of the chain, and then the ring goes overboard.
05:26Nick, he dives into the ocean to get it.
05:29Mmm?
05:30Mmm-hmm.
05:38Good, I love Janice.
05:39Yeah.
05:41You know, a lot of people have misconceptions of how she died.
05:44Sí.
05:46A lot of people have misconceptions of how she died.
05:50She OD'd, didn't she?
05:52Yeah, she OD'd, but she wasn't on her last legs or anything like that.
05:57I mean, it shouldn't have killed her if she didn't take too much.
06:00There was something wrong with what she took.
06:02No, you mean she got a bad batch.
06:05That's exactly what I mean.
06:07In fact, when she died, it was considered to be the happiest time of her life.
06:12She'd been fucked over so much by men, or she just didn't trust him, huh?
06:16Yeah.
06:17She was having this relationship with this guy, and he asked her to marry her.
06:21Other guys had asked her to marry her before, but she'd always say no,
06:23because she could never be sure whether they really loved her for her or her money.
06:27This guy says, Look, I really do love you. I want to prove it.
06:31So have your lawyers draw a paper that says,
06:33I cannot touch any of your money, and I'll sign it.
06:36So she did, and he did, and then he asked her, and she said yes.
06:39And after they were married, he told her a secret about himself that she never knew.
06:44What?
06:45He was a millionaire.
06:47So he really loved her?
06:50Mm-hm.
06:53Mm-hm.
06:54Mm-hm.
06:55Mm-hm.
06:56Gracias por ver el video.
07:26Gracias por ver el video.
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13:02¡Oh, es muy divertido!
13:04¡Oh, no, no!
13:06Pero hay una vez que hay una vez que las hermanas no sabían nada de los pusses.
13:10Y luego los 60s se acaban de hacer y comenzaron a la gente con los hombres.
13:14¡Y los hombres son los freaks por eso!
13:17¡Ya, porque es bueno!
13:18Luego, después de un momento, las hermanas se acostumbran a la gente.
13:23Porque los hombres se han hecho los pusses.
13:26¡Drexel, en vez de mí y todos los hermanos que no están aquí!
13:30Me gusta más gratitud.
13:32Gracias, gracias.
13:33¡Gracias!
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13:42¡Fue rosa!
13:43¡Apú!
13:44¡Es una bella!
13:45¡Fue rosa!
13:47¡Oh!
13:48¡So ya, ¡no!
13:49¡No, man!
13:50¡Gracias, me!
13:52¡Think de verdad, doth protesto!
13:55¡No, man!
13:57¡Fue rosa!
13:59You guys fucked up, all right?
14:01Yo, yo, why are you trippin' with just fuckin' with you, hmm?
14:05But I wanna ask a question, right?
14:07You with some fine bitch.
14:09You know what I'm sayin'?
14:10And you say, bitch, suck my dick.
14:14And then she say, first things first, nigga.
14:16I ain't suckin' shit till you bring your ass over here and lick my bush.
14:19Now, what you supposed to do?
14:21I'll tell that bitch, suck my dick or I'll beat your ass, all right?
14:24No, no, no, no.
14:24Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
14:25See, these days, bitch have your ass in Wayne County before you get your fist balled up.
14:29Now, what you say?
14:33I say, fuck it, cause no man's got to eat pussy, man.
14:36Get the fuck outta here with that shit.
14:38If she told you to eat her puss, kiss her ass, lick her feet chiled out on her shit,
14:43nigga, you'd aim to bleed.
14:45You got that right.
14:46In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration.
14:51Toss me the burner.
14:55All right, peep this.
14:56Pretend it's that five, seven, four big.
15:02You know what I'm sayin'?
15:04And you're you.
15:05All right,izations will be alive.
15:07Die, stay Poros.
15:08No, we don't give up.
15:10No, we don't give up.
15:11We don't give up to him too much.
15:12W demme can also attack you.
15:14Ma'am.
15:31All right, gentlemen, come on.
15:32Man, kill around me every day.
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17:14Here we are.
17:26Holy Mary, mother of God.
17:29This shit can't be real.
17:31Well, I said it'll get you high.
17:33What?
17:34I said it'll get you high.
17:36Hey, we got cable.
17:38You want some wine, sweetheart?
17:39Yeah, just a little bit. I'm not much of a wine, gal.
17:41That's fucking real.
17:46This is fucking real, Clarence.
17:47I certainly hope so.
17:50You got a hell of a lot of cocaine here, man.
17:52I know.
17:53Do you realize how much fucking coke you have here?
17:56Oh, tell me.
17:58I don't know, but it's a fucking lot.
18:01This is Drexel's coke?
18:04No, Drexel's dead.
18:05It's Clarence's coke.
18:06And Clarence, he can do whatever he wants with it.
18:09What Clarence wants to do is to sell it.
18:11Then me and Bama here, we're gonna jump on a jet plane
18:12and spend the rest of our lives spending.
18:14So you got my letter.
18:15You lined up buyers for me?
18:16Listen, Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine, okay?
18:19But you're an actor, man.
18:20I hear these Hollywood guys,
18:21they get it delivered to the set all the time.
18:23Yeah, well, they do, all right?
18:24They do.
18:25And maybe one day when I start being a successful actor,
18:27I'll be like one of those guys.
18:29But until that day, I ain't got nothing, all right?
18:32I don't have a pot to piss in
18:33or a window to throw it out.
18:35All I got is fucking Floyd.
18:36Now, if you want me to help yourself a little bit at a time,
18:38that's all I can do.
18:40Because I know that little bit of time shit.
18:42It's gotta be the whole enchilada in one shot.
18:44That's the way it's gotta be.
18:45Clarence, do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be?
18:48What the fuck are you talking about?
18:49I'm offering half a million dollars worth of white
18:51for 200 grand.
18:52You're telling me that's gonna be difficult?
18:53Very difficult.
18:55That's very difficult.
18:56Do you understand?
18:57Listen to me.
18:57It's difficult because you're selling to a particular group.
18:59Do you understand what I'm talking about?
19:01Fat cats, big shots, guys who could afford $200,000
19:04and guys who could use a whole fucking suitcase full of cocaine.
19:07Basically, Clarence, guys I don't know.
19:09And guys you don't know.
19:11And more importantly, they don't know you.
19:17Come on, dick.
19:18Okay, Clarence.
19:26Listen.
19:28Right.
19:29There's one guy that I know that could help you out, Clarence,
19:32but I'm not guaranteeing you anything.
19:36Is he big league?
19:38No.
19:39He's not big league.
19:40Okay?
19:41But he works as an assistant to a very big movie producer
19:45named Lee Donowitz.
19:46Lee Donowitz could afford
19:48and can use
19:50$200,000 worth of coke
19:52being that that's what you have.
19:55All right, so what'd you tell him?
19:57What the fuck you expect me to tell him, huh?
20:00I mean, I didn't know what the hell was bullshit and what wasn't.
20:02And besides, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter.
20:05Okay?
20:06All right, what's his acting class guy's name?
20:09Elliot.
20:11Elliot what?
20:13Elliot Blitzer.
20:14Okay, so we'll get him on the phone and we'll arrange a meeting
20:18so we can get through all this getting to know you stuff, all right?
20:22Where?
20:24Where should we meet?
20:29Rollercoaster.
20:31Rollercoasters.
20:32What are you waiting for?
20:33Clarence, just give me a second and just please shut up
20:36and just let me think about this for a second, all right?
20:37What do you need to think about?
20:38Clarence, shut up and let me think for a second, okay?
20:41I mean, you come waltzing back into my life after two years,
20:45you tell me you're married to Mrs. Alabama here,
20:48and you tell me that you killed a guy?
20:50Two guys.
20:52Oh.
20:53Oh, two guys.
20:55And now you want me to help you out with some big fucking drug deal, Clarence?
20:59I mean, Clarence, you killed somebody dead,
21:01and you're blowing it off like a don't-me shit.
21:03Now, don't expect me to be all broken up over poor Drexel, all right?
21:07I mean, Clarence, I think he was a fucking freeloading parasitic scumbag,
21:10and he got exactly what he fucking deserved.
21:12Like, I got no pity for a mad dog like that.
21:14I think I should get a fucking merit badge or something.
21:17Ha!
21:17Look, I mean, I realize I'm laying some pretty heavy shit on you here,
21:30but I need you to rise to the occasion.
21:35So, if you have a little bit of wine,
21:38we'll get used to the idea and get your friend on the phone, all right?
21:44Okay.
21:47Yeah?
21:48Cheers.
21:49No, no cheers.
21:58So, what's the good word?
22:00Sorry, Vince, no Virgil.
22:02I checked with Nick Hardella who Virgil was supposed to drop the product off with.
22:05Virgil never showed.
22:07Children, somebody's sticking a red-hot poker up my asshole,
22:11and what I don't know is whose hand's on the handle.
22:13You think Virgil's getting some big ideas, Vince?
22:16That's possible.
22:18Anybody can get carried away by delusions of grandeur,
22:21but after that incident in Ann Arbor, I trust Virgil.
22:25Why not?
22:26Virgil got picked up on a warehouse shakedown.
22:29He got five years, served three.
22:31Anybody who clams up does his time.
22:34I don't care how I feel about him personally, he's okay.
22:36Now, maybe Virgil dropped it off at Cardella's.
22:39Cardella, maybe he decided to turn Virgil, switched off.
22:42Cardella decides to open his own fruit stand.
22:45Do you know Nick Cardella?
22:47No.
22:48Then where the hell you get off talking that kind of talk?
22:50Hey, I don't mean nothing by it, I'm just saying...
22:51Shut your mouth.
22:53Nick Cardella was proving his worth before you were in your daddy's nutsack.
22:57What son you walk under, you can cast a shadow on Nick Cardella.
23:00Nick Cardella's a stand-up guy.
23:02Children, we're digressing.
23:03I want to be happy for my son's reception, so could we get productive?
23:08Other possibilities that rat-fuck-whore and a wackadoo cowboy boyfriend out ate Virgil.
23:13Knowing Virgil, I find it hard to believe, but they sent Drexel to hell, and Drexel was no faggot.
23:18So you see, children, I got a lot of questions and no answers.
23:22Find out who this wing-and-a-prayer artist is and take him off at the neck.
23:25In the meantime, I've got a cake as tall as Frankie here, so hang around for a bit.
23:33Meet my new daughter.
23:40Ooh.
23:41Put your jacket on.
23:42Ooh.
23:42Put your jacket on.
23:44Ready?
23:45Yeah.
23:45Put your jacket on.
23:47Just leave it at a time.
23:49It's a big game now, Elliot.
23:52It's okay, come on.
23:53You all right?
23:54No.
23:56Elliot, look at me.
23:58Look at me.
23:58Are you comfortable?
24:00Am I comfortable?
24:02I've got a, like a, you know, brick in my scrotum.
24:06Listen, Elliot, that's the best place for it, okay?
24:08If they pat you down, they're not going to search your balls.
24:10Okay.
24:10You think they might see this, perhaps?
24:12No, it's okay.
24:13When you stand up, it'll be okay.
24:14Okay.
24:14Elliot.
24:15Yeah.
24:15Elliot.
24:16Say something.
24:18Just...
24:18Okay.
24:19Hi.
24:20How are you?
24:21My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America.
24:23We're...
24:24We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the Damboree.
24:28Just talk...
24:29I'm sorry.
24:30Regularly.
24:30Elliot, stop fucking around.
24:33I can't believe I'm doing this.
24:35You get that shit?
24:36Remember, Elliot, we're going to be right down the hall monitoring you the whole time.
24:39Yeah, well, what happens if somebody does something that you can't hear, like pulls out a gun and puts it to my fucking eye?
24:44Elliot, we've done this a thousand times.
24:46We know what we're doing, okay?
24:48We're the best at...
24:49Now, listen.
24:50No fucking around.
24:51Anything happens, we'll be in there like fucking gangbusters, okay?
24:54Now, you've got to remember something.
24:56You don't want to go to jail, right?
24:57Do you want to go to jail?
24:58No, I don't want to go to jail.
25:00So what do we got to do?
25:01We've got to put your boss in jail, okay?
25:04And to do that, we've got to show in court, behind a reasonable doubt, that this man, a very respectable man in the Hollywood community, is also dealing cocaine.
25:13We've got to prove it in court, and you've got to do it.
25:15That's what we're doing here, okay?
25:16You're going to be okay.
25:17You're not going to get hurt, okay?
25:19So what you've got to do, so you've got to get him to admit, on tape, all right, that he's buying this coke.
25:26Okay, champ?
25:27Get a hold of yourself.
25:28Okay.
25:28Okay, champ.
25:29I'm going to get some coffee.
25:36I hope you're a good fucking actor, Elliot.
25:38He's a great fucking actor.
25:39He's my favorite actor.
25:40Makes me laugh all fucking day.
25:46Elliot, sit down.
25:47Sit down!
25:48Sit down!
25:48It's the safest place for that fucking transmitter.
25:51I want you to keep it there.
25:52It's uncomfortable, but I want you to keep it there.
25:56Let me know over here.
26:11Clarence, what the fuck did you bring that for?
26:13In case.
26:15In case of what?
26:16I don't know what the hell you want me to say.
26:18Look, Clarence, Lee Donowitz is not a pimp.
26:21I know that, Richard, but one thing this last week has taught me it's better to have a gun and not need it than a needed gun and not have it.
26:28Wait, hold it.
26:29Wait, hold it.
26:31Hold it.
26:31Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm scared to death.
26:35What do you say?
26:36We just forget the whole thing.
26:38Do you really mean it?
26:39No, I don't really mean it, but I mean, this is the last chance we got to discuss it.
26:44What do you think, ma'am?
26:45I thought it was what you wanted, Clarence.
26:47Well, it is what I wanted, but I don't want to spend the next ten years of my life in jail.
26:50You know, I don't want you guys to go to jail either.
26:52We don't know what the hell could be waiting for us up there.
26:54I mean, it's probably just going to be what it's supposed to be, right?
26:57And the only thing that's waiting for us is the 200 grand, you know?
27:00I'm just trying to look at the downside, you know?
27:02Well, Clarence, now was a hell of a time to be playing What If.
27:06This is the last chance we had to play What If.
27:11I don't think we should do it.
27:13I'm too scared of getting caught.
27:15Let's just forget it, all right?
27:16It was fun thinking about the money, but I could walk away from it, honey.
27:20That rhymes.
27:23And that's a song.
27:25Now, let's just get in the fucking car and get out of here.
27:28Let's go.
27:29It's just too great.
27:32Christ.
27:33I want to have babies, and we can't have babies on the run.
27:40I'm sorry.
27:41I got to do it.
27:42I mean, as petrified as I am, I cannot walk away.
27:45I mean, I'll be kicking myself in the ass the rest of my life
27:47if I don't go through this right now.
27:50And Lee Donovan, she's not a gangster looking to scare us, you know?
27:52She's not a cop.
27:53She's just a famous movie producer looking to get high,
27:55and I am just the guy who can get a thing, all right?
27:57Daddy, baby.
28:13What the fuck is he doing?
28:16Ouch.
28:19Sounds like he's jacking off.
28:21He's jacking off.
28:21Hi.
28:28Hi.
28:32Paging Mr. Sheriff.
28:34Mr. Sheriff.
28:36He's over at the bar.
28:38There he is.
28:47Elliot, your motivation is to stay out of jail.
28:52Easy, easy, easy, man.
28:55Hey.
28:56Hi.
28:57Hi.
29:00I guess it's about that time, huh?
29:03Yeah.
29:04Here we go.
29:05Here we go.
29:05Here we go.
29:05Here we go.
29:06Here we go.
29:07¡Gracias!
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