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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an NHL player who suffered a burn injury on his legs but no one knows what cause the injury. Then, Dave shows us his full-body warming suit he has for this winter and it looks like a Tron suit!
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks
00:07Unsolved Mysteries
00:09Alexei Torepchenko
00:13with the St. Louis Blues
00:15He suffered a bizarre
00:19off-ice injury
00:21Oh, I just turned it off
00:22I'm like, well, that was a quick end to that one
00:24See, the brain isn't working
00:25CTE Chuck
00:28I have no idea
00:30He is considered week-to-week
00:34after sustaining burnt legs
00:38in an at-home accident
00:41The coach was very odd
00:45talking to reporters saying
00:47Listen, all I'm going to say is
00:50it was a home accident
00:52We're going to leave it at that
00:54My question is
00:58How did he burn his legs?
01:03Listen
01:04How could you burn your legs at home?
01:06What are the ways you could do it?
01:08Cooking, obviously
01:09Cooking, right?
01:10Like a grill explosion
01:11What about filling up
01:13You're trying to fill up
01:14one of those stupid little
01:16outdoor
01:16fire things
01:18and you spilled some of the
01:20stuff on your pants
01:22and almost like a stripper show
01:23where my friend's legs
01:25were burned
01:25Oh, and you had to peel them off
01:26fast
01:27And like, they
01:27they lit
01:28You know
01:30Deep frying a turkey
01:32Yeah
01:33Oh, God
01:34Oh, God
01:35Al's back from CTE
01:37Al with a great guess
01:38Oh, yes
01:39He's back, baby
01:41That's my one for the year
01:43I was almost out of time
01:44Because as a coach
01:46you'd be pretty pissed
01:47Right
01:48Like
01:48Right
01:48I might say it that way
01:50and be like
01:51Well, you know what
01:52Guess who can't play
01:53because they burn their legs
01:55Now, I don't wanna
01:56I'm not gonna tell you
01:57Just know he's a moron
01:59Fell asleep with the heating pad
02:02That's what I was just gonna say
02:02Fell asleep with some sort of
02:03heating pad
02:04That wouldn't burn you that much
02:06I don't know
02:06Well, honestly
02:08We had
02:09We worked with someone
02:09who was basically lit on fire
02:11by a heating pad one time
02:13Oh, and I burned
02:14I had to burn
02:15Oh
02:16Was it me?
02:18You too
02:18But no, we worked with someone else
02:20Yeah
02:20Oh, really?
02:22Oh, God
02:23I didn't have that
02:24Me?
02:25She burnt her face
02:26Oh, my gosh
02:27Yeah, she
02:28Oh, wow
02:29I think she passed out real hard
02:30That's terrible
02:30Don't pass out on her
02:32Yeah, you did
02:33You burned your heart
02:34What was she heating?
02:35Yeah
02:35Was she heating?
02:37Yeah
02:37I don't
02:38Her face
02:38I think it just
02:39Happened
02:41Alright
02:41Oh, you had
02:42Chuck the Freak
02:43Breaking news
02:45Over to the Court Cave
02:46Where we have
02:48some breaking news
02:49on
02:50Alexey Torepchenko's
02:53leg injury
02:54Barbecuing mishap
02:56Okay
02:57Okay
02:58So
02:59There you go
02:59It could be exploding grill
03:01Yep
03:01Yeah
03:02So just say that though
03:04He burnt his legs
03:05Barbecuing
03:06I know
03:06You know what's crazy about
03:09like athletes
03:10They sign stuff
03:11They're like
03:11not allowed to put themselves
03:12at risk
03:14Yeah, but that
03:14you wouldn't think
03:15I don't think barbecue
03:16is on there
03:17But I'm pretty
03:18I mean, you know
03:19We need you
03:19You know
03:20We need you
03:22What'd you do to your legs, bud?
03:23Now, Court
03:25I know there's another guy out
03:27because of a barbecuing mishap
03:29Did it just
03:29Did AI just bring that up
03:31because it's in the same article?
03:33Because there's a Florida panther
03:35Uh-oh
03:36Who's out
03:36He was out because of a barbecuing mishap
03:39He's listed as week to week
03:41They announced his injury
03:42just two weeks ago
03:43Oh, then yeah
03:43Then it is AI
03:44Messing it up
03:46So this guy's injury
03:48hasn't been revealed
03:49So it is still a mystery
03:50Take back that breaking news
03:51Damn it
03:51How do you take that back?
03:52You can't
03:53How do you take back
03:54a breaking news?
03:56Dave and Chuck the Freak
03:58Unbreaking news
03:59Unbreaking news
04:00Yeah
04:00Remember, it's all a legend
04:02Yeah, we took it back
04:03That's the last time
04:04we go to the court game
04:05Yeah, I'm gonna take a nap here
04:06That was his big
04:07Tom Brokaw moment
04:08Hey, Jack
04:10There he goes
04:12He's gone
04:15Gets it wrong sometimes
04:16Yeah
04:16Well, you know what?
04:18In order to be first
04:19Sometimes you make a mistake
04:21Yeah, court GPT
04:22Not exactly trustworthy
04:24We've discovered
04:26I've downloaded that
04:27I mean, if it was me
04:28It could be my heated pants
04:29Or my battery socks
04:31Electric socks?
04:34He had to take one off on a walk
04:37He almost lit himself on fire
04:38Why didn't you just say it?
04:40Like, I'd rather say the dumb thing
04:41than have people speculating
04:42that it was hot wax on me
04:44We do a stupid show
04:45where we talk about everything
04:46I'm getting big money
04:48as a professional hockey player
04:50and I'm gonna come out
04:51and say
04:51I burnt my foot
04:52with my electric socks
04:53No, you can't
04:54No, I cannot
04:55And in fact
04:55I will say this
04:57Say I'm Dave's coach
04:58and I'm like
05:00What did Dave do?
05:01He burned
05:02He stupid
05:03He bought those electric socks again?
05:05Lit himself on fire this time?
05:08Okay
05:08I'm upset about it
05:10I'm gonna say
05:11Well, you know what?
05:12Dave can't be around
05:13for a couple weeks
05:14because he's got some stuff going on
05:16At the same time
05:17I don't want to be the one
05:19that reveals
05:20his
05:21dumb
05:22thing that he did
05:24Right
05:24I'm gonna let him reveal it
05:26when he has a chance
05:27How idiotic I was
05:29by wearing
05:29electric socks
05:31Just know, we think he's a moron
05:32We think it was moronic
05:34but I don't want to tell you
05:35what it is
05:35Let me tell you, this year though
05:36I'm heated from head to toe
05:38I bet you are
05:39I got the socks
05:40I got the pants
05:40I got the best
05:41I got the things you put
05:43I got gloves
05:44the warm up
05:45I got everything
05:45But aren't you just
05:46taking like a walk outside
05:48He is
05:49In the cold
05:49Yeah
05:50Dave
05:51I just don't think
05:53you need it all
05:54I don't know if you need it
05:55It seems like solar powered
05:56Dave's gonna have a big
05:57solar backpack
05:58Like yeah
05:59I bundle up
06:00I don't bundle up like that
06:02and I'm like hot
06:03when I get back from the walk
06:04which is warm up
06:05Some hand warmers maybe
06:06Yeah
06:07Some foot warmers
06:08and hand warmers
06:09I mean what are you dude
06:11You've got that engine suit
06:11What are you doing
06:13Are you in Tron
06:14Where are you going
06:17He looks like Jared Leto
06:19You're not wearing that
06:23You have a full heated base layer
06:26That's insane
06:27You're not out that long
06:29I go out for half an hour
06:3145 minutes
06:31That's not that long
06:32I do too
06:33I don't have to wear that
06:34I could stand outside
06:35right now
06:36for 30 minutes
06:37and be okay
06:37I'd like to be comfortable
06:38He loves to be heated
06:40Oh my gosh
06:40I hate the cold
06:41I'm like sweating
06:43when I cook
06:43You gotta move a little faster
06:44That's why I could just hit
06:45I press right there
06:46by my crotch
06:47But why
06:47You don't need all that
06:49Turn them off
06:50Is that what got you
06:51Is it these images
06:52of like the thermal
06:53showing how warm
06:54your butt's gonna be
06:55He loves that
06:55They're amazing you guys
06:57Look at that
06:57You're gonna light on fire
06:59It's gonna be me
07:00Burns
07:00Third degree burns
07:02There's my legs right there
07:03Dave
07:04Oh no
07:06Where's that made
07:07They're showing that graphic
07:08They're literally
07:09showing you
07:10what could happen
07:11to Dave
07:12I wouldn't trust that
07:13Oh man
07:14You know
07:15Just get some snow pants
07:17Those work great
07:18You know what I've got
07:18Some long johns
07:19I got this
07:20So I got this
07:21That's too much
07:22Right
07:22With the pants
07:23I just layer up and go
07:24I've got these
07:25like winter pants
07:26They got the fleece lining
07:28I can be outside
07:29in anything
07:30What are you doing
07:31I don't like cold extremities
07:33He hates it
07:34But hand warmer
07:35Listen
07:36They don't work right
07:37These heated gloves
07:37heat you right to the tip
07:39of your fingers
07:39Dave likes
07:40But yeah you wore shorts
07:41in here
07:41It was freezing outside
07:42But he was on the way
07:44to paradise
07:44I know but still
07:45it was cold
07:46Just five seconds
07:47You could just take
07:48I don't understand
07:49I just
07:50Dave
07:51Listen
07:51When Dave gets
07:53into his cocoon
07:54which is all of the things
07:55that he wears outside
07:57He wants it to be Hawaii
07:59In his
08:01He's looking around
08:02I can walk then
08:03because Jameson's fine
08:04Right
08:05He loves it
08:06So I can walk for like
08:0745 minutes an hour
08:08Yeah I walk that much
08:09and I'm hot when I'm done
08:11I think Dave likes it
08:13even in the middle of winter
08:14when he goes outside
08:15and the sky is blue
08:16He wants his body
08:18to feel like it's
08:1987 degrees outside
08:21Someone said
08:22Sherpas wear less than Dave
08:23Whatever man
08:24I mean that suit
08:26is out of control
08:27It's amazing
08:28Where is it made at
08:29I bet that's not
08:30Oh well
08:31That's dangerous
08:32You can't look into that
08:33When I push the button
08:34by my crotch
08:35Is that what you said
08:36Yeah that turns it off
08:37because you can get warm
08:38if it you know
08:38You're gonna catch on fire man
08:40I know he is
08:41I know he is
08:42It's already happened
08:43to you once
08:43Did you see that
08:44small
08:44nuclear device
08:46that he put in
08:47that little pouch beside
08:48it was like
08:49some kind of power pack
08:50that is definitely
08:52Good thing I don't need
08:53functioning sperm anymore
08:54Oh that's wild
08:58That is wild
08:59You are gonna be warm though
09:02Yeah see look
09:03the button's right there
09:05It's literally
09:07It is literally
09:09a Tron suit
09:10Right it is
09:11It is
09:11It's a Tron suit
09:13Look at those battery packs
09:14running down Dave's legs
09:16Dave is
09:18warm Tron
09:19Get you a little cycle
09:23laser cycle
09:24or whatever
09:24Yeah like Dave
09:26pulls something
09:26out of his pocket
09:27you think it's gonna
09:27turn into a motorcycle
09:28or whatever
09:29it just turns into
09:30like a lounge chair
09:31an outdoor
09:32I am toasty
09:33and comfortable
09:34so you guys do you
09:35So do they have
09:38a heating element
09:39that runs
09:40right along the taint
09:41I'm assuming
09:41everywhere a red line is
09:43Right
09:43is heat
09:44Lots of heat
09:46around the boys
09:46And you can throw
09:48those in the washing machine
09:49I don't know about that
09:50Yeah the batteries
09:50come right out
09:51Oh okay
09:52But there is a lot
09:53of electronics in it
09:54Well sure
09:55They are washable
09:56It is wild
09:58because it looks like
09:59some kind of
10:00weird Tron
10:02like gay ninja
10:03Very tight
10:05They're as tight
10:07as you want them to be
10:08You can get a different size
10:09So over that
10:10you have what
10:11Pants
10:12Yeah
10:13And a hoodie
10:13and a coat
10:14Yes
10:15And a hat on
10:16You mind your business
10:17You go stacking
10:17with your buddies
10:18Yeah
10:18And I'll be out
10:19for a nice warm walk
10:20I will
10:20I just need another
10:21man's warmth
10:21to keep me warm
10:22out there
10:23That's it
10:23Can't always find
10:25that on a walk
10:25I just know
10:27what's amazing to me
10:28is that Dave
10:29has almost
10:30literally
10:30almost been
10:32set on fire
10:33by an electronic
10:34sock
10:35One faulty sock
10:35And he's like
10:37I'm buying the whole suit
10:38Like you're not
10:38getting out of that suit
10:39I mean you're not
10:41Houdini-ing your way
10:42out of that
10:42You're dead
10:43You're just dead
10:44I want you to be okay
10:46Yes
10:47But I sort of want
10:48it to get
10:49A slight burn
10:50Too hot
10:50Wow
10:51And you gotta get
10:52You're out there
10:53and you gotta get naked
10:54That's nice of you
10:54Because that's the only option
10:56Nice thoughts
10:57Yep
10:58Out of all your
10:59stack buddies
11:00crush you
11:00It's gonna happen
11:01I mean honestly
11:03Lise
11:03if there was a man
11:04on a trail
11:05and in the middle
11:07of winter
11:07he was
11:08started screaming
11:09and removing
11:11his clothing
11:12That's the funniest
11:14thing I've ever seen
11:15in my life
11:15See I've had to do it
11:17once with long underwear
11:18because I had long
11:20underwear on
11:20Yeah
11:21Regular long underwear
11:22And then pants
11:22and then I had like
11:23snow pants on top
11:24and I got too hot
11:25Yeah
11:25So I had to stop
11:26Yeah get hot
11:27I had to do it
11:28It happened to me
11:28I can't imagine
11:29if I had a battery
11:30powered heater
11:31All you need to do
11:31is hit the crotch button
11:33Yep
11:33Turn them off
11:34Until it's like
11:34You know
11:37Then it malfunctions
11:38I almost died
11:39at Cedar Point
11:40by wearing spandex
11:41underneath shorts
11:42Oof
11:42Well it was
11:4488 degrees
11:45It was so hot
11:46It was so hot
11:48Anyway
11:48That's what I do
11:50That's fantastic Dave
11:51I mean that is
11:52Wild
11:52That is wild
11:53Just care about you
11:54Yep
11:55No you don't
11:56You want me to
11:56almost burn to death
11:57I want it to be
11:58slightly burned
11:58I don't want you
11:59to get hurt
11:59Slightly burned
12:00I don't want to
12:01burn it all
12:02I just want it
12:02to be a little
12:03too much
12:03I want it to be red
12:04I want redness
12:05How to get it off
12:06It just looks
12:08like I mean
12:09I would pay
12:10a billion dollars
12:12to have a picture
12:13of Dave just in that
12:15A billion
12:17Done
12:17One billion dollars
12:18Done
12:19Not to you
12:20Well it's not to me then
12:22No
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