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00:00:00I'm sorry.
00:00:30Beep, beep, beep.
00:01:00Beep, beep, beep.
00:01:30But I'm holding the party to introduce you to our friends.
00:01:37I'll be back on Friday. You can have it then.
00:01:39It'll be too late by then. Mardi Gras will be over.
00:01:42Phillip, let's not start this again, okay?
00:01:45I really like you a lot, but I think it's a little too early for us to stop dating other people.
00:01:50Too early for you, maybe.
00:01:53You know, I haven't even looked at another girl since we met.
00:01:57I haven't.
00:01:59Look, I wasn't born yesterday.
00:02:01And you, my dear, are a natural-born lady killer if I ever met one.
00:02:05So don't lay down one set of rules for me while you follow another.
00:02:09I'm not a hypocrite, Emmanuel.
00:02:12I only hope I get the chance to prove it to you.
00:02:14Having trouble?
00:02:40trouble yes i am having trouble i'd call for help but i don't have the phone in my car
00:02:50i'll tell you what i'll give you a ride just into the next town
00:02:56okay do you mean you'll let me in your transport yes hop in
00:03:10my name is emmanuel i am called halfron halfron that's an unusual name where are you from if
00:03:24you don't mind me asking a long ways from here well i assume that you have an unusual accent
00:03:31another transport is headed towards us
00:03:36why are you laughing we could have been killed these transports are so difficult to maneuver
00:03:46what do you mean by transports this it's so primitive i had trouble keeping my transport on the black path
00:03:55you're not in trouble with the law are you the being inside that transport was very hostile
00:04:12he caused me to stop and asked me if i was drinking he then tried to force me out of the transport
00:04:20and i knocked him to the ground and kept going oh my god you shouldn't have done that he'll think
00:04:25you're resisting arrest resisting arrest yes and that's bad well it certainly isn't advisable
00:04:35that is a very pleasant sound is there a word for it uh yes i believe it's called music
00:04:57don't you need to make a phone call about your car oh that i do not want anything more to do with
00:05:11that i had trouble keeping mine on the black path yes i i know hi hi can i get you folks today
00:05:19um coffee and a glass of water please um have fun would you like something
00:05:26water yes i think i need some water
00:05:32okay
00:05:35i think if it's more than water you want she could take care of that for you
00:05:42she was coming on to you
00:05:47coming on oh don't tell me you don't know what that means
00:05:51she wants to have sex with you
00:05:58have fun
00:06:02here i'll get you
00:06:07excuse me ma'am that young man you're with is he a friend of yours
00:06:11uh actually i i met him on the highway his car is broken down
00:06:16it's not his car i pulled him over on a suspected dui
00:06:21ran the plates after he took off on me
00:06:23it's stolen
00:06:24you are looking for the young one yes
00:06:30he just left through the opening in there
00:06:33pardon me
00:06:37he took off
00:06:43he's a crook
00:06:47too bad
00:06:49he's gorgeous
00:06:50yeah he certainly was
00:06:53look i've lost my appetite
00:06:55thanks anyway
00:06:56no problem honey
00:06:57would it uh be possible to get a ride
00:07:05i'm not going far
00:07:07just a few miles beyond
00:07:10okay
00:07:13come on
00:07:14i wonder if he got away
00:07:31got away
00:07:33my friend in the diner
00:07:34turns out he'd stolen a car
00:07:37what does this mean
00:07:39stole
00:07:39took something that doesn't belong to him
00:07:42that's not right
00:07:44ah
00:07:45thank you for telling me
00:07:47i won't do it again
00:07:49would you mind telling me what's going on here
00:07:51you sound exactly like hafron
00:07:53i am hafron
00:07:54it's true
00:07:56we rode together for an hour
00:07:58i have known many of your kind
00:08:01since i came here
00:08:02but you
00:08:04there is something very different about you
00:08:08you seem very courageous
00:08:10stop the car
00:08:14i'd like to show you something
00:08:16please
00:08:20until now
00:08:21you've shown no fear at all
00:08:24give me your hand
00:08:41hold tight to me
00:08:44whatever you do
00:08:45don't release my grip
00:08:48immanuel
00:08:56i was afraid the travel would affect you this way
00:09:01transportation is complete
00:09:03maintaining orbit at 7.3 clings above surface
00:09:06where am i
00:09:10you are on our transport
00:09:12don't you recall meeting me
00:09:15yes
00:09:17on the road after i left new orleans
00:09:20full ship's company present
00:09:23and accounted for
00:09:24what am i wearing
00:09:26you are in the uniform of our ship
00:09:29how did i
00:09:30never mind
00:09:33i don't want to know
00:09:34i was the first of our group
00:09:36to walk on your planet
00:09:37although not in this particular form
00:09:40perhaps i could help if i took the form
00:09:43in which we first met
00:09:50we have long ago
00:09:51unlocked the secrets of transmutation
00:09:53so that wherever we are
00:09:54we can assume the shape of the dominant species
00:09:58any species actually
00:09:59but the dominant one is naturally the one of interest
00:10:02we are scientists
00:10:03here to collect data
00:10:05your world is so different from any of the others we have visited
00:10:10with your war and social destructions that exist
00:10:13we believe this may be the result of
00:10:16your methods of reproduction
00:10:18by taking your form we experience your needs as you do
00:10:23we have all of your instincts but we are at a loss to understand it
00:10:27that is why i came
00:10:28in hopes of finding one of your kind that
00:10:31might help us understand
00:10:33i believe i have found what i am looking for
00:10:36i think i'm gonna faint
00:10:38theo your toast is ready
00:10:40theo your toast is ready
00:10:53this wasn't a dream after all
00:10:56a dream
00:11:04yes you
00:11:06you sleep to recharge yourself and
00:11:09while you sleep pictures come to mind
00:11:12yes
00:11:13that is exactly the type of translation we have been looking for
00:11:18where we come from these things don't exist
00:11:21and other things too
00:11:24for instance we have noticed that there are two types of beings
00:11:28one
00:11:28is shaped like myself
00:11:32and the other is shaped
00:11:34like you
00:11:36well can you explain why this is
00:11:42well do you remember when i mentioned sex
00:11:46yes
00:11:47well that's what i was talking about
00:11:49the difference between you and me
00:11:51it's the way we procreate
00:11:53and show affection for one another
00:11:59this
00:12:02this is affection
00:12:05yes
00:12:07yes i felt this for you earlier
00:12:12captain hafron
00:12:13your internal liquid's pressure is rising
00:12:16captain hafron
00:12:23your internal pressure is rising precipitously
00:12:26all crew
00:12:31don t.e. monitors now
00:12:33all crew
00:12:34don t.e. monitors now
00:12:37internal pressure is still rising
00:12:48internal pressure is still rising
00:12:50internal pressure is still rising
00:12:58galvanic response of 13%
00:13:11galvanic response of 13%
00:13:13oh
00:13:26oh
00:13:28oh
00:13:30Tasha, your pressures are up 27%.
00:14:00Tasha, your pressures are up 27%.
00:14:28Captain, metabolic rates are dangerously high.
00:14:43Tasha.
00:14:45Tasha.
00:14:47Tasha.
00:14:49Tasha.
00:14:51Tasha.
00:14:53Tasha.
00:14:55Tasha.
00:15:09Captain, advise you halt all activity immediately.
00:15:24Captain?
00:15:26Captain?
00:15:27Captain!
00:15:32Unregulated activity has ceased.
00:15:34Cleaning droids to chamber six.
00:15:38Tasha.
00:15:39You say this does not always result in procreation?
00:15:45Not always.
00:15:47You have a completely different system than ours.
00:15:51than ours when we procreate we merely divide ourselves i like your way much better
00:16:01are all other women exactly the same as you no no two are exactly the same
00:16:07i think i'm going to go back down to your planet and figure out these differences for myself
00:16:14you can't do that you can't go demand sex there are rules you have to follow rules yes
00:16:21you know laws oh no do you people have laws for everything yes but i have a feeling you're going
00:16:30to master them very quickly there's some place special i'd like to take you and there's a very
00:16:37important lesson that i want you to learn was it less difficult for you this time slightly yes
00:16:52halfron can i change my appearance the way you changed yours
00:16:56there's someone in here i know and just this morning we had an argument about see another peer
00:17:01you must concentrate on the image you want to be when you have it firmly in your mind
00:17:06press this button
00:17:17all right i'm your sister okay you're my brother my name's lisa your herald but try not to say much
00:17:27okay just watch and listen
00:17:40so
00:17:53She was very hostile.
00:18:15You can't just ask for sex directly.
00:18:19It requires seduction.
00:18:21Seduction?
00:18:23Well, yeah.
00:18:25It means...
00:18:27Okay, see them?
00:18:28He's trying to say something to her to make her laugh or feel comfortable.
00:18:32He's trying to make himself attractive to her.
00:18:34And if he succeeds, then maybe she'll end up having sex with her.
00:18:37And only the men have to do this?
00:18:39Well, no.
00:18:41It's usually easier if a woman seduces the man the other way around.
00:18:46Her. Look, she's trying to seduce you right now.
00:18:48Go ask her to dance.
00:18:50Yeah, just move exactly the way they are, okay?
00:18:54I love you, okay?
00:18:55Okay.
00:18:56The usual, Jack.
00:18:57Thanks.
00:18:58The usual, Jack.
00:18:59Thanks.
00:19:00Hey, get a cigarette?
00:19:01Hey, get a cigarette?
00:19:02Yes.
00:19:03Yes.
00:19:04Hey, get a cigarette?
00:19:05Yes.
00:19:06Yes.
00:19:07The usual, Jack.
00:19:08Thanks.
00:19:09Hey, get a cigarette?
00:19:11Uh, got a cigarette?
00:19:12Uh, got a light?
00:19:13Sure.
00:19:14Sure.
00:19:15Got a cigarette?
00:19:16Uh, got a light?
00:19:17Sure.
00:19:18God, New Orleans certainly is a mad house, isn't it?
00:19:19It's the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:20I don't even know if we've been to Mardi Gras.
00:19:21It's the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:27Huh.
00:19:28I don't even know who's throwing this party.
00:19:36Huh.
00:19:36Looks like your brother just got lucky.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:41God, New Orleans certainly is a madhouse, isn't it?
00:19:46It's the first time we've been to Mardi Gras, my brother and myself.
00:19:49I don't even know who's throwing this party.
00:19:53Looks like your brother just got lucky.
00:19:56Oh, yeah.
00:19:58So is that why you come here?
00:20:01To get lucky?
00:20:03No.
00:20:04I'm the one who's throwing this party.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:07You.
00:20:08That's right.
00:20:09And your wife is...
00:20:14I'm not married.
00:20:19But, um, she's out of town right now.
00:20:22Actually, she's usually out of town.
00:20:25We only see each other about once a month.
00:20:28So you must miss her.
00:20:30No.
00:20:32I see.
00:20:35It's just because we had an argument this morning.
00:20:38Really, what'd you argue about?
00:20:40Well, she's a very remarkable woman.
00:20:44Beautiful.
00:20:45Adventurous.
00:20:46You might say she's a real free spirit.
00:20:48But, um, I really think that's what starts to threaten me.
00:20:52So I sort of did this jealousy routine.
00:20:55But she said I had no right to be jealous.
00:20:58That I was probably the one that was sleeping around on her.
00:21:01And are you?
00:21:03Emmanuel.
00:21:05What did he say?
00:21:07Uh, a man in the well.
00:21:10It's a family joke.
00:21:12You wouldn't understand.
00:21:14Uh, excuse me.
00:21:16Oh, no.
00:21:18Excuse me for a minute, please.
00:21:20Sorry.
00:21:21What are you doing?
00:21:24I've done it.
00:21:25I have seduced a woman.
00:21:27That quickly?
00:21:28Yes.
00:21:29Uh, she said we should leave.
00:21:31Uh, she will do anything I want her to.
00:21:34Uh, I, I don't know, Efron.
00:21:36It sounds kind of suspicious to me.
00:21:38Listen, I'm going to get out of here for a while.
00:21:40You want to come along?
00:21:41I, well, I thought this was your party.
00:21:44They're all grown-ups.
00:21:45They'll be all right.
00:21:46I just need a change of scenery.
00:21:49Well, I've got my brother here,
00:21:51and he's gotten lucky, so...
00:21:54Well, they can both come along.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:00Why not?
00:22:10Come on, honey.
00:22:11Take me to the bedroom.
00:22:12I'm on the clock.
00:22:14You're on a clock?
00:22:16Uh, she's a professional.
00:22:20Yeah, sure looks that way.
00:22:25Mmm, no.
00:22:27He's got to learn for himself.
00:22:31All right, honey, let's get going.
00:22:33I need the money first.
00:22:35Money?
00:22:36Yeah, you know, like I said at the bar.
00:22:38Uh, $200, and I'll do anything for you.
00:22:42Wow.
00:22:47What's money?
00:22:48I'll tell you what.
00:22:50This one's on the house.
00:22:53I'll tell you what.
00:22:59So, you were, uh, going to tell me whether you've ever cheated on your girlfriend?
00:23:07No.
00:23:10Never.
00:23:11I had you all wrong.
00:23:21Until now.
00:23:23Unregulated activity has commenced.
00:23:35Don T.E. monitors.
00:23:37The captain is at it again.
00:23:54The captain is at it again.
00:23:56The captain is at it again.
00:23:57The captain is at it again.
00:24:07Go ahead.
00:24:08You can touch him.
00:24:09Don't be shy.
00:24:10Oh.
00:24:19Where'd you come from?
00:24:28Oh.
00:24:30Oh.
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:34Oh.
00:24:35Emanuelle metabolic functions rising rapidly.
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00:27:15Will you marry me?
00:27:28Psst.
00:27:34Thank you for a very pleasant time.
00:27:37Don't mention it.
00:27:45Goodbye, Philip.
00:28:02Don't worry about Emmanuel.
00:28:04I have a feeling she's moved on to other things.
00:28:07How did you know her name?
00:28:09Did she send you here?
00:28:10Who are you?
00:28:15But I do not understand.
00:28:27If you had such bad feelings for him, why did you have sex with him?
00:28:32He was impossible to resist, Half-Ron.
00:28:35Remember, men and women have to trust each other to fall in love.
00:28:41Love?
00:28:42What is love?
00:28:45All in good time, Half-Ron.
00:28:49All in good time.
00:28:52Theo, your toast is ready.
00:28:55Theo, your toast is ready.
00:28:57I am honored that you've selected me to be your guide, and I'm certainly tempted to take
00:29:12you up on it.
00:29:14But the fact is, I've got a life to attend to, and as much as I'd like to remain here with
00:29:20you, I don't think I can.
00:29:23For example, I've been planning a cruise at the Nile for over a year now, and if I don't
00:29:27return to Earth immediately, I'm going to miss it altogether.
00:29:31We do not ask you that you discontinue your life, Emmanuel.
00:29:34We ask only that you let us accompany you.
00:29:37But if you accompany me, you become my life.
00:29:41Is that so bad?
00:29:42No, it's not that bad.
00:29:44It's just, it's a huge responsibility.
00:29:47And the knowledge you're after is very complicated.
00:29:51I think you may be able to find a better teacher than myself.
00:29:54We are satisfied with our choice.
00:29:57We ask only that you take us with you where you go.
00:30:03Transportation chamber is now charged and ready.
00:30:06Transportation chamber is now charged and ready.
00:30:09Okay, then.
00:30:12We're going to Egypt.
00:30:31Good evening.
00:30:33Thank you very much.
00:30:36I don't like cakes.
00:31:01It's teeth.
00:31:03Charming.
00:31:04Charming.
00:31:06Is the seat taken?
00:31:07Yes, it is.
00:31:09I don't see nobody.
00:31:11I do.
00:31:14So how was it on tech?
00:31:16Very exciting.
00:31:17There are a great many women on this ship.
00:31:19That's not exactly what I meant.
00:31:21Now you pissed the lady off, buddy.
00:31:24You know, the only thing pissing me off is you.
00:31:26So if you don't mind, why don't you just go on.
00:31:35Some people are always trying to ruin a good sign.
00:31:37Are you sure you don't want to stop at one of the sides along the way?
00:31:54This area is full of history.
00:31:56We aren't so interested in your history.
00:31:57We aren't so interested in your history.
00:31:58We are interested more in the way you are now.
00:32:02The way your bodies function.
00:32:04The way you interact.
00:32:08Are you sure my appearance is pleasing?
00:32:11Does it suit me?
00:32:12Yes, it suits you just fine.
00:32:17Appearances mean a great deal in matters of sex, don't they?
00:32:21They matter, but it's not the only criteria.
00:32:24It's the soul of a person that is most important.
00:32:27The soul?
00:32:28Yes.
00:32:30The essence.
00:32:32The life force.
00:32:34The way it's manifested in each person.
00:32:36You see, this is why I'm not sure I should be your guide.
00:32:41I don't know if I can explain things to you so that you can understand them.
00:32:44But I do understand.
00:32:47Your essence is the reason I selected you.
00:32:52Havron, do you think you would recognize me if I looked totally different?
00:32:56Yes, I am certain of it.
00:32:58Wait for me!
00:33:00Okay, then.
00:33:02Let's make a bet.
00:33:03A bet?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05A challenge.
00:33:07I'll transform my appearance, and you have to figure out which one of the many women on this ship I am.
00:33:13If by the time we reach Alexandria you can identify me, I'll remain as your guide.
00:33:19And if I cannot?
00:33:22I'll leave.
00:33:25I wish these were not your terms, but because I am certain I will know you, I accept.
00:33:32Good.
00:33:32Where are you going?
00:33:36To arrange for new accommodation.
00:33:40And don't follow me.
00:33:41That's cheating.
00:33:43I will know you right away.
00:33:44I love staying in the room.
00:33:57I love staying in the room.
00:33:58I really do.
00:33:59And I hope to see, I really want to see some of this.
00:34:03We'll have another one later.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:07But the next time, let's disembark.
00:34:09I mean, I love staying at you.
00:34:11I really do.
00:34:12But you want to get some of the sights over here?
00:34:14Yes.
00:34:15Yes.
00:34:16I just want to see.
00:34:17I want to put it in there.
00:34:18It's nice.
00:34:19It's nice.
00:34:20You haven't even seen that.
00:34:23I don't know.
00:34:25I don't know.
00:34:26I don't know.
00:34:27Hey, baby.
00:34:28Do you mind?
00:34:29Oh, really?
00:34:30What the hell?
00:34:31Come on.
00:34:32My travel agent said this was a swing and sing.
00:34:34Why don't you go swing someplace else?
00:34:36Yes.
00:34:37You heard her.
00:34:38Go swing someplace else.
00:34:39You know, you're really starting to annoy me.
00:34:42I don't know.
00:34:43I don't know.
00:34:44Why don't you go swing someplace else?
00:34:46Yes.
00:34:47You heard her.
00:34:48Go swing someplace else.
00:34:49Yeah.
00:34:50I love the pair.
00:34:51You know, you're really starting to annoy me.
00:34:55Oh, my.
00:34:56There always has to be someone to spoil your good time.
00:35:11That's what I was just thinking.
00:35:13I thought so.
00:35:14Yes.
00:35:15You thought what?
00:35:16That is what you were just thinking.
00:35:18What are you, psychic?
00:35:20If you're psychic, why don't you tell me a little bit about myself?
00:35:25Well, you are very beautiful.
00:35:27Oh, I like this.
00:35:29And you're very fond of playing games.
00:35:33Sometimes.
00:35:34Go on.
00:35:35And you and I have met somewhere before.
00:35:40Ah, your psychic powers are failing you now.
00:35:43Perhaps you are pretending you do not remember?
00:35:47Oh, I think I definitely remember you.
00:35:50Because of my essence?
00:35:52That's an interesting way of putting it.
00:35:55I'm Ursula.
00:35:56Ursula?
00:35:58I'm Haffron.
00:35:59In case you don't already know.
00:36:01Haffron?
00:36:02That's an interesting name.
00:36:04Well, Haffron, I'm very hungry.
00:36:07Would you like to take me to breakfast?
00:36:09I'm going to have breakfast.
00:36:39No.
00:36:57Alert! Captain Haffron is meddling with his internal pressures again. Alert!
00:37:09Alert!
00:37:39Full Membrane Absorption Achieved.
00:38:02All systems are online.
00:38:32The captain has lost 28% of higher brain functions.
00:38:59The captain has lost 48% of their brain.
00:39:02The captain iseching.
00:39:05The captain is from his body.
00:39:08The captain is with no hope for him.
00:39:15The captain is in the disk of the captain.
00:39:20What did he do?
00:39:23Thirty-six percent of reasoning ability has been impaired.
00:39:53Oh, my God.
00:40:23I don't know.
00:40:53I don't know.
00:41:23I don't know.
00:41:30The biokinetic surge reached 130 ecto-clings.
00:41:35Please remember to clean your earpieces.
00:41:42Wouldn't you like to call off the bet right now?
00:41:45What bet?
00:41:46Oh, I see.
00:41:47You're going to stick to your plan no matter what.
00:41:50You're cute.
00:41:51Very strange.
00:41:53Yes, but you like me anyway.
00:41:55That was certainly one of the best breakfasts I've ever had.
00:41:59See you around, lover.
00:42:01Here we go.
00:42:13So how was it?
00:42:28How was what?
00:42:30Oh, come on.
00:42:31I saw you and that beautiful number leaving here last night, and a different one not five
00:42:35hours ago.
00:42:36Oh, they are the same person.
00:42:39They are?
00:42:40Yes, I am positive.
00:42:50Excuse me, but that book you're reading, where did you get it?
00:42:54It's a signed reading.
00:42:56Assigned?
00:42:57Yes.
00:42:58I teach a class in ancient mythology.
00:43:00Oh, you're a teacher.
00:43:02Well, only part-time.
00:43:04I'm a graduate student.
00:43:05I am a student myself.
00:43:07Really?
00:43:08In what?
00:43:09Study of humanity.
00:43:12Oh, you mean anthropology.
00:43:14That's my major, too.
00:43:16What a coincidence.
00:43:18Coincidence?
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20You know, a lucky accident.
00:43:23Of course, I don't really believe in accidents.
00:43:26You don't?
00:43:26Oh, no.
00:43:27I think everything happens because it's meant to.
00:43:30Don't you agree?
00:43:32I think you are right.
00:43:35I'm Gwen.
00:43:36How did you happen to decide on that name?
00:43:42You remind me of someone I know.
00:43:44Really?
00:43:46Yes.
00:43:47An old boyfriend.
00:43:48He has a sense of humor exactly like yours.
00:43:51I am sure we have many other things in common.
00:43:53Actually, you do.
00:43:54There's a striking similarity.
00:43:58Physically, I mean.
00:44:01I have some things to do right now.
00:44:02Could we meet back here later?
00:44:04I'd like to buy you a drink, if I might.
00:44:07I could use the company.
00:44:09Yes.
00:44:10Yes, I would like that very much.
00:44:11I think it would always be a red bomb.
00:44:16I'll take your word.
00:44:17I'll take your word.
00:44:18I'll take your word.
00:44:19I'll take your word.
00:44:24I'll take your word.
00:44:48Exactly like Walther.
00:44:59He could never stop looking at other women either.
00:45:03I feel very strange.
00:45:07Well, you've only had six beers.
00:45:10Do you think that is the reason why I feel strange?
00:45:15I'd say so.
00:45:18It is very good, strange.
00:45:23Yes, it is.
00:45:25God, I feel so adventurous.
00:45:30You know, people on holiday do things they wouldn't ordinarily do.
00:45:40Tell me more.
00:45:43I am your student.
00:45:44The captain is aroused again.
00:46:01Yeah.
00:46:05I am.
00:46:07I am.
00:46:09I am.
00:46:09I am.
00:46:10I am.
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:40Oh, my God.
00:47:10Oh, my God.
00:47:40Oh, my God.
00:48:10Oh, my God.
00:48:40Oh, my God.
00:49:10Oh, my God.
00:49:40Oh, my God.
00:50:10Oh, my God.
00:50:40Oh, my God.
00:50:42Oh, my God.
00:50:44Oh, my God.
00:50:46Oh, my God.
00:50:48Oh, my God.
00:50:50Oh, my God.
00:50:52Oh, my God.
00:50:54Oh, my God.
00:51:00Oh, my God.
00:51:06Oh, my God.
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:10Oh, my God.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:14thinks I'm a barfly. Usually when I travel, I don't spend this much time in bars. But
00:51:19I'm sharing a room with a complete stranger. I'm doing everything I can to stay away from
00:51:23her. How did that happen? There was a mix-up. I was supposed to be in another room and it's
00:51:30not that interesting. I think it is very interesting. Where are you from? Where do you think I am
00:51:36from? I'm not sure. And that's really unusual because I've been all over the world and usually
00:51:41I can tell where someone's from almost immediately. You know, Efron, I'm a total vagabond. So
00:51:50you know my name? I wasn't spying or anything. I just happened to overhear you introduce yourself
00:51:56to that girl. Ursula. God, this boat feels like a fishbowl. I feel like I haven't had any privacy
00:52:05since I first boarded. Well, you can have your privacy once again. I know the truth,
00:52:11Emanuel. I beg your pardon? Oh, very well, if you insist. So your name isn't Emanuel?
00:52:19No, it's Louise. Well... Where are you going? Actually, I was going to sneak off to the
00:52:27lifeboats. That's where I've spent the last two nights. It's the only place I feel like
00:52:31they can get any privacy. You can get privacy in my room.
00:52:38Thanks, Kate. Not him.
00:52:40Status alert. Sexual activity has commenced. Please begin monitoring. The captain is at it again.
00:53:10The captain is at it again. You six times, the captain is at it again. You've
00:53:23interviewed the captain of The captain. I was the captain of the captain of Inman's
00:53:24intuitive reasoning down 14% mathematical reasoning down 25%
00:53:54.
00:54:01.
00:54:06.
00:54:11.
00:54:16.
00:54:21.
00:54:22.
00:54:25.
00:54:27.
00:54:28.
00:54:29.
00:54:30.
00:54:31.
00:54:32.
00:54:34.
00:54:36.
00:54:37.
00:54:38.
00:54:40.
00:54:51Oh, my God.
00:55:21I hope you're not looking for a drink.
00:55:43I'm not.
00:55:44I also hope you realize Ursula is sitting just behind you.
00:55:51Where have you been these last two days?
00:55:53Hefron.
00:55:55I'm almost packed.
00:55:56Just as soon as I am.
00:55:59My God, you're exactly like Walter.
00:56:01He couldn't keep it zipped either.
00:56:03Who's this, Hefron?
00:56:04I just...
00:56:04It's all over for you last night.
00:56:06Who are you with?
00:56:07Me.
00:56:08Well, you can have him, the big cad.
00:56:10Is this to say you slept with her, too?
00:56:12Yes, but only because I thought she was you.
00:56:14You what?
00:56:15Never.
00:56:16In a million years.
00:56:17That was double for me.
00:56:19You want a piece of this?
00:56:21He's all yours.
00:56:22I don't think he's all anybody.
00:56:24I don't think he's all there.
00:56:25I'm looking all over for you.
00:56:34Serves you right, cad.
00:56:36Hefron, are you hurt?
00:56:39Are you okay?
00:56:41Emmanuel, it's you.
00:56:44What did you say?
00:56:45It's you.
00:56:46I know it's you because you care.
00:56:48You are the only one who does.
00:56:52Yes, Hefron, you're absolutely right.
00:56:55I like you much better in this form.
00:57:14Why didn't you admit it was you the first night?
00:57:17I guess I just wanted to see how much faith you had.
00:57:21Faith?
00:57:21Yeah, and actually you didn't have much.
00:57:28So I have lost a bet?
00:57:31You are leaving us?
00:57:33No.
00:57:37I'll stay until you leave.
00:57:40Or until I teach you everything I can.
00:57:44Whatever comes first.
00:57:46No.
00:57:51So this is music.
00:58:11I wanted you all to hear it because what we call love is provoked by more than just our bodies.
00:58:19There's a feeling we call romance, and music is just one of the many elements we use to bring it up in.
00:58:25And what are the others?
00:58:26Well, anything that creates a certain mood, a certain atmosphere.
00:58:34For example, if a man and a woman are having dinner together by candlelight, music and food.
00:58:41In the words of one of our greatest minds, if music is the food of love, play on.
00:58:45I thought food was just to sustain the body.
00:58:50Well, yes, it is.
00:58:52But it depends on how it's eaten.
00:58:55It's very hard to explain.
00:58:58You don't have to explain it, I know.
00:58:59I understand completely.
00:59:01Good for you, Raymond.
00:59:03I would like to meet the person who makes the music.
00:59:06Well, that shouldn't be so hard to arrange.
00:59:08She's a friend of mine.
00:59:09We lived in the same apartment building together in Paris.
00:59:11You think she'll find me pleasing, the way I look?
00:59:33Because I can take another form if I...
00:59:35Oh, no.
00:59:35I don't think that'll be necessary.
00:59:37She'll like you just fine.
00:59:39But don't get your hopes up.
00:59:41She's married.
00:59:43Married?
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:46You see, when two people love each other enough, they make a promise to one another.
00:59:51They promise to be together.
00:59:53Just the two of them.
00:59:54Ah.
01:00:01Emmanuel!
01:00:04It's been years.
01:00:05Too long.
01:00:06Where have you been keeping yourself?
01:00:07I've been traveling.
01:00:09Marie, this is my friend Raymond.
01:00:12Hi, Raymond.
01:00:13It's nice to meet you.
01:00:15It's very nice meeting you also.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:17Come in.
01:00:18Come in.
01:00:19I'm sorry.
01:00:26Goodbye.
01:00:27Bye.
01:00:28Bye.
01:00:33Bye.
01:00:45Bye.
01:00:46That was the last record I made almost two years ago.
01:00:55After Richard left me, I just didn't have the desire to play anymore.
01:01:01I'm so sorry, Marie.
01:01:03Out of all the couples I knew, I thought you and Rich would last forever.
01:01:07Well, we didn't.
01:01:09He met another girl, and boom, that was it.
01:01:12We haven't spoken in over a year.
01:01:13I'm sorry, Raymond.
01:01:16I just met you, and here I am telling you my life story.
01:01:20I find it very interesting, but I wish you'd play music.
01:01:24I wish that too.
01:01:31Is this the instrument you use?
01:01:33Well, yes.
01:01:40Where did you two meet?
01:01:41Actually, it's a long story, and we really should be going.
01:01:45No!
01:01:47Emmanuel, I wish you wouldn't.
01:01:49It's so nice having you here.
01:01:51Why don't you spend the night?
01:01:52He obviously has an interest in music.
01:02:16And no natural ability.
01:02:18We're not together, you know.
01:02:25You don't have to tiptoe around me.
01:02:27Emmanuel!
01:02:29Raymond is a very unique man.
01:02:33He's got...
01:02:34How should I put this?
01:02:37A very strange sense of humor.
01:02:40He'll say things sometimes, and you won't realize he's joking, but he is.
01:02:44Emmanuel, stop.
01:02:45You're embarrassing me.
01:02:46And one more thing.
01:02:48If anything does happen tonight,
01:02:51don't fall in love with him.
01:02:54Nothing's going to happen.
01:02:56Now goodnight.
01:02:57Raymond.
01:03:11Raymond.
01:03:12I'll show you to your room now.
01:03:14Very well.
01:03:15I wish we had an instrument like this where I come from.
01:03:18And where's that?
01:03:20Two thousand light years away.
01:03:21Emmanuel was right.
01:03:25You're very funny.
01:03:27Now tell me really.
01:03:28Where exactly do you come from?
01:03:30Two thousand one hundred thirty-seven.
01:03:32Light years away.
01:03:35Thanks.
01:03:37I needed a good laugh.
01:03:39Oh, this thing.
01:03:41It's so out of tune.
01:03:44You hear that?
01:03:45Why'd you stop?
01:03:56Because.
01:04:00Because it's the first time I've.
01:04:02Thanks.
01:04:25Okay.
01:04:25Okay.
01:04:26Attention, Raymond has commenced sexual arousal.
01:04:32Please stand by to monitor progress.
01:04:56Attempting oral stimulation. Success rate, 83%.
01:05:25Eighty-three percent. Eighty-four percent.
01:05:50Eighty-six percent. Eighty-eight percent.
01:05:55Eighty-four percent.
01:06:02Eighty-four percent.
01:06:07Eighty-four percent.
01:06:14Eighty-four percent.
01:06:16Eighty-four percent.
01:06:26Raymond has now suffered 54% impairment of communication abilities.
01:06:56I love you.
01:07:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:51Good night, Lily.
01:07:52No, it's a great morning.
01:07:57I feel wonderful, Emmanuel.
01:07:59Thanks to you.
01:08:07And especially thanks to you.
01:08:10We had sex last night.
01:08:12I figured.
01:08:14I have lots planned for us today.
01:08:17I thought we'd take a tour of the Louvre, Marie.
01:08:19And then while we're there, I can get a tuner to come up and get the piano back in shape.
01:08:23Marie.
01:08:24And then tonight we can go out.
01:08:25Marie, please stop.
01:08:26Raymond and I have got to leave.
01:08:29We'll stay until after breakfast, but then we've got to go.
01:08:33But why?
01:08:34We just do.
01:08:35Emmanuel, Raymond is a grown man, perfectly capable of making his own decisions.
01:08:42Raymond, can I have a word with you, alone?
01:08:57I love Mary.
01:08:59Raymond, you have no idea what love is.
01:09:04Love is...
01:09:05Love is...
01:09:07You have to know someone a long time to be able to say that you love them.
01:09:10And you can't build a relationship on lies.
01:09:13You have to be honest.
01:09:14You...
01:09:19All right, listen.
01:09:21I'll leave you here for one week.
01:09:25But I'm coming back for you, Raymond.
01:09:27And it's in Marie's best interest, and yours, that you come with me then.
01:09:57I made some music.
01:10:09The stage for a while, I was just laughing off in your hands.
01:10:12Ok, so to me he got back for 90 years and you
01:10:14can run away around him 2 or 100 years ago.
01:10:16What visual difference is...
01:10:18Before you go out and come to your images, I'm going to leave you here.
01:10:22I have my Caitlyn for breakfast.
01:10:24Oh, my God.
01:10:54Oh, my God.
01:11:24Oh, my God.
01:11:55This is a sexual arousal alert.
01:11:57All stations, please stand by to monitor.
01:12:24Tactile sensory neural response has climbed 20%.
01:12:30Oh, my God.
01:12:37Oh, my God.
01:12:39Oh, my God.
01:12:43Oh, my God.
01:12:47Oh, my God.
01:13:00Oh, my God.
01:13:05You know, I think I would like to be married to you.
01:13:24Oh, Raymond. I was just thinking the same thing.
01:13:29The answer is yes. Yes.
01:13:35Why don't you stay here? Let me go in and see if I can talk to him. He might get scared if he sees you.
01:14:00Very well.
01:14:05You're better now.
01:14:08You haven't lost your touch, have you?
01:14:09Thanks.
01:14:10But I've decided it's just going to be a hobby from now on.
01:14:11That's how I ruined my first marriage.
01:14:13Rehearsing all the time.
01:14:14First marriage?
01:14:15First marriage?
01:14:16You haven't lost your touch, have you?
01:14:17Thanks.
01:14:18But I've decided it's just going to be a hobby from now on.
01:14:21That's how I ruined my first marriage.
01:14:23Rehearsing all the time.
01:14:24First marriage?
01:14:25You're not planning on getting married again, are you?
01:14:27Well, actually, yes.
01:14:28I know it's hard to believe, but Raymond and I are engaged.
01:14:30We've...
01:14:31We've...
01:14:32We've planned a little celebration for tonight.
01:14:33We've planned a little celebration for tonight.
01:14:34And, um, since you're the one that introduced us, I'm going to want to get married.
01:14:35I'm going to get married and get married.
01:14:36And, uh, I know it's hard to believe.
01:14:37I know it's hard to believe that Raymond and I are engaged.
01:14:39First marriage. Rehearsing all the time.
01:14:42First marriage?
01:14:44You're not planning on getting married again, are you?
01:14:47Well, actually, yes.
01:14:50I know it's hard to believe, but...
01:14:53Raymond and I are engaged.
01:14:56We've...
01:14:58We've planned a little celebration for tonight.
01:15:01And, um, since you're the one that introduced us,
01:15:04you can be the guest of honor.
01:15:06Marie, I told you.
01:15:08I told you not to fall in love with Raymond.
01:15:10He can't get married.
01:15:11Why not?
01:15:13Because he's taken another vow, haven't you, Raymond?
01:15:16No, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:19Emmanuel, I've had just about enough of this.
01:15:22I want...
01:15:28I hang up.
01:15:30Happens all the time.
01:15:32It's probably Richard.
01:15:34Richard?
01:15:35I think he calls just to check up on me.
01:15:38Maybe he's trying to reconcile.
01:15:40I used to hope so.
01:15:42Now look, Emmanuel.
01:15:45If you're gonna wish us well, that's one thing.
01:15:48But if you're gonna come around here acting like you're Raymond's mother,
01:15:51well then I'm sorry, but I don't want you around.
01:15:54Of course.
01:15:55I understand.
01:15:56Where's Raymond?
01:15:57He refuses to come.
01:15:59Then I will have to.
01:16:00No.
01:16:01No, I don't think that'll be necessary.
01:16:03There's something about Marie that I'm not sure Raymond knows.
01:16:06Actually.
01:16:07I don't even think she knows herself.
01:16:09Thanks, baby.
01:16:10See you next time.
01:16:12Bye.
01:16:15Thanks, baby.
01:16:20Actually, I don't even think she knows herself.
01:16:34Thanks, baby.
01:16:37See you next time.
01:16:46I still do not understand what you have in mind.
01:16:48She's still in love with her ex-husband.
01:16:50If there's any way that I can...
01:16:56What I was going to say is if he hasn't attached himself already,
01:16:59then maybe I can get them back together.
01:17:02But now I'm not so sure.
01:17:18I don't know.
01:17:20Manuel.
01:17:24This is certainly unexpected.
01:17:26Why would he expect us?
01:17:27We decided to come here only moments ago.
01:17:30Richard, this is my friend, Havron.
01:17:32How are you?
01:17:34I am tickled pink to meet you.
01:17:36Well, come in.
01:17:42You look beautiful as ever.
01:17:43Can I get you a drink?
01:17:44Sure.
01:17:45Scotch on the rocks.
01:17:46Anything for you?
01:17:47He doesn't drink.
01:17:48Good for me.
01:17:49I trust you've seen Marie?
01:17:50Yes.
01:17:51As a matter of fact, I did.
01:17:53I spent a couple of days with her.
01:17:54She's very lonely, Richard.
01:17:55Oh.
01:17:56Actually, I should say she was lonely.
01:17:58I introduced her to a friend of mine and they hit it off pretty good.
01:18:05What the hell?
01:18:06Oh.
01:18:08Oh.
01:18:10I'm not a kid.
01:18:12I'm not a kid.
01:18:13I'm not a kid.
01:18:15I'm not a kid.
01:18:16No problem.
01:18:19Anyone who has a kid?
01:18:20You're sorry, how do I get to my crazy kid?
01:18:21You're sitting fine.
01:18:22Well, good. Good for her. It's about time she got on with her life.
01:18:29You know, she claims you call her all the time. She says you hang up whenever you hear her voice.
01:18:41She does, huh?
01:18:43Richard, listen to me. If there's just the slightest chance that you're still in love with her,
01:18:51you better act fast. She's rushing into a marriage with a friend of mine,
01:18:56and if she goes through with it, it's gonna be a big, big mistake.
01:19:00So if it's pride that's holding you back, do yourselves both a favor. Swallow it.
01:19:09Tell Marie I wish you the best.
01:19:13Your plan is a failure, Emmanuel. I am sorry, but force is the only solution.
01:19:22Wait a minute. We don't need Richard. You can be Richard. Or someone that looks just like him.
01:19:32Yes. You are right. No. It will never work.
01:19:40Why not?
01:19:41Because Raymond will know it's me. I will walk in with you, and he will know right away.
01:19:47Then I'll just have to take on another form myself.
01:19:53Yes?
01:19:54Marie, it's so good to see you. Don't you remember me? It's Alexandra from the Music Academy.
01:20:14Alexandra! Of course I remember you. Well, come on in.
01:20:18I have a date.
01:20:19Well, he's welcome to.
01:20:20Oh, good. Come here.
01:20:23Sorry. This is my old friend from the Music Academy.
01:20:26What the hell? Come in.
01:20:30Pleasure.
01:20:33This thing itches at me well.
01:20:50Well, it won't be for very much longer, have Ron. Soon or later she's going to make a move.
01:20:54Good. Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to seduce one of the other women here.
01:20:58Well, this is to Marie and Raymond. Well, things have moved along so quickly, but I would like to propose a toast to their happiness.
01:21:17Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me clean you up. Is there a sink available? Right over there.
01:21:24Can I help you?
01:21:25I was looking for my coat.
01:21:39You're wearing your coat.
01:21:40Oh, yes. I see now that I am.
01:21:58Richard, what are you doing here? And disguised like that.
01:22:02Richard, my name is Terry.
01:22:04My name is Terry.
01:22:06How can that be?
01:22:08You look exactly like him.
01:22:11You even sound like him.
01:22:16Maybe you don't look anything like him.
01:22:18Maybe I'm just drunk and that's what I want to think.
01:22:21You should not be sad.
01:22:26You're going to get married.
01:22:28You should be very happy.
01:22:31But I'm not.
01:22:33I should be, but I'm not.
01:22:38Can I ask you a favor?
01:22:40Yes.
01:22:43Can I touch your face?
01:22:50Can I ask you another favor?
01:22:52Yes.
01:22:54Will you kiss me?
01:22:55Your fiancé is an old friend of mine.
01:23:03Fiancé?
01:23:05The woman you're about to marry?
01:23:07Oh, yes.
01:23:08I love her very much.
01:23:10Well, she certainly seemed to like my date a lot.
01:23:12Date?
01:23:13The man I brought with me.
01:23:16It seemed to me she liked him even better than she liked you.
01:23:19I didn't notice.
01:23:20Well, I did.
01:23:21I think you're mistaken.
01:23:23I don't think I am.
01:23:25Captain Halfon has done it again.
01:23:30Please stand by all stations.
01:23:43And Halfon has done it again.
01:23:45Please stand by all stations.
01:23:47I don't know.
01:23:48I don't know.
01:23:49I don't know.
01:23:50I don't know.
01:23:51What am I doing?
01:23:52No.
01:23:52Oh, my gosh.
01:23:56Oh, my gosh.
01:23:57I was thinking, oh, my gosh.
01:24:00I'm not doing anything.
01:24:01Oh, my gosh.
01:24:03No.
01:24:04Oh, my God.
01:24:09Oh, my gosh.
01:24:13No.
01:24:14Oh, my gosh.
01:24:21All metabolic indicators functioning, blood flow to brain down 74%.
01:24:51Oh, my God.
01:25:21You know, marriage is a very big step.
01:25:46It means forever.
01:25:48Do you have any idea what that means, Raymond?
01:25:49Better than you.
01:25:51How would you know any better than me?
01:25:53Because I'm not one of you.
01:25:54I'm from another place a long ways away.
01:25:56Oh, I see.
01:25:58And you think you're ready to live your life as a human being?
01:26:00Don't you see how quickly you revealed that to me?
01:26:02You'll never get away with this.
01:26:04So it's you, Emmanuel.
01:26:06And who's that with you?
01:26:07Efren?
01:26:07I'm going back to the transport, Emmanuel.
01:26:25Sure.
01:26:26I'll see you later.
01:26:28I'll take the lemming break.
01:26:30Don't blame Efren.
01:26:55It was my idea.
01:26:57I don't blame anyone.
01:27:01You're right.
01:27:01And I was wrong.
01:27:03But still, I cannot help it.
01:27:05I feel very sad for Mary.
01:27:08It was cruel.
01:27:09But it was the only thing I could think of.
01:27:14Broken hearts are a big part of love.
01:27:17Richard, is it really you?
01:27:43If it's not too late.
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