Neil Patrick Harris y David Burtka GQ Trivia

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Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson en How I Met your Mother) y su pareja David Burtka celebran el mes del orgullo respondiendo la trivia GQ, donde comparten sus recuerdos más memorables como su primera cita y el regalo de cumpleaños más especial.

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00:00When you've been married this long.

00:01Don't touch me.

00:01Okay.

00:02What's one food, David, I would absolutely never eat?

00:07P***y.

00:09Wow.

00:10Couples quiz.

00:11Couples quiz.

00:12Couples quiz.

00:14Hi, I'm Neil Patrick Harris.

00:15Hi, I'm David Berger.

00:17And we're doing the GQ.

00:19Couples quiz.

00:22Let's try that again.

00:23Couples quiz.

00:26David, describe our first date.

00:29Oh.

00:30Bonus, if you can remember what I wore.

00:33It was a long date.

00:34We first went to the coffee shop that's now at like a Chase Bank.

00:37Yeah.

00:38In Union Square.

00:40Then we went to a movie, Taking Lives.

00:43Yeah, we did.

00:44And then we went to dinner at 44 and 10.

00:47And you ordered the chicken waffles.

00:48It was like your thing to wear Abercrombie and Fitch and baggy jeans.

00:53And I worked on that.

00:55Wrong.

00:56Just kidding.

00:57What is the best way to make me laugh?

01:00To say that you are going to only buy inexpensive clothes.

01:07What is my favorite gift you've given me?

01:13I have to say your 40th birthday.

01:15Go on.

01:15Your 40th birthday scavenger hunt extravaganza across America.

01:19Started with a surprise party in Los Angeles.

01:21And we went cross country, picking up clues and gifts and experiences to New York with another

01:28surprise birthday party.

01:29Week long.

01:30Epic.

01:31Epic.

01:31Took me a year to produce.

01:33And it was then I finally said I would love you.

01:37Well, why don't you show it?

01:40Next question.

01:41This is easy.

01:42Okay.

01:43What made me want to become a chef?

01:45The sudden passing of your mother.

01:47That's true.

01:48Making you realize that life is too short and you've got to do stuff that you want to do.

01:52Yeah.

01:52It was a great call.

01:53Yeah.

01:55Thanks, buddy.

01:56What's my best party trick?

02:00There's so many to choose from.

02:01There is so many to choose from.

02:03I'd say either your bent fork.

02:06You can bend a fork with your mind.

02:08True.

02:08Or you can make things disappear.

02:10Wrong.

02:11Juggling.

02:12I can juggle.

02:13Oh.

02:14I've never seen you juggle at a party.

02:15It's a great party trick.

02:16You should see it sometime.

02:17Kills.

02:19Oh.

02:20Say who can juggle.

02:22You've never seen me do this?

02:24I'm not at a party.

02:25Wait, where'd that one come?

02:26Out of my ass.

02:27Literally.

02:27Yeah.

02:27Right.

02:28On the beach.

02:29If you said it was your beach trick, but never at a party.

02:33Oh.

02:34Hello, Lord.

02:36Thanks.

02:38Thanks so much.

02:40Someone's got to clean that up.

02:42Get to work.

02:43What is my least favorite part of working together?

02:45The last time we worked together was on Uncoupled, season one, and I would guess that the least

02:50favorite thing-

02:51But we never had scenes together.

02:52I would guess that the least favorite thing was that I had a big, like, giant trailer,

02:57and you were given, like, one of the smaller-

02:59We didn't even work together on that day.

03:01So what's the answer?

03:03Notes.

03:03You're giving me notes.

03:04I don't give you notes.

03:08Pages.

03:08Well, wrong.

03:10Sometimes they're earned.

03:11What's one food, David, I would absolutely never eat?

03:16Pussy.

03:18Wow.

03:19That wasn't true.

03:21No!

03:21Not a gold star.

03:23One food that you won't eat.

03:24What do I not like on anything?

03:26Raw onion.

03:28Oh.

03:29I was going to say, like, egg salad.

03:31It depends on the egg salad.

03:32So, in my opinion, what's the biggest dinner party faux pas?

03:38Bringing flowers without a vase.

03:40Ding, ding, ding, ding.

03:41Flowers without a vase.

03:42People just bring, like, a bouquet of flowers.

03:44Now I'm supposed to stop what I'm doing in cooking and get a vase and cut the flowers and

03:48put them out?

03:49You can't bring a vase with it?

03:50How much more time does it take just to put it in a fucking vase?

03:54Glass half full, this one.

03:56Glass half full.

03:56You got it.

03:57Got it.

03:58You got it.

03:58What is a skill I wish I had but haven't learned yet?

04:02Uh, woodworking.

04:03I know how to work with wood.

04:07No, I can't juggle five balls yet.

04:09Oh, juggling again.

04:10I can juggle three.

04:11I can juggle four.

04:12No problem.

04:14Five to five pattern.

04:15Oh, I can only play with so many balls.

04:19If I could eat one thing for the rest of my life, what would it be?

04:23Probably a pasta.

04:24Oh, yeah.

04:25I think that's what I'd say.

04:26Really?

04:26Yeah, good job.

04:27I thought you were just going to say dick.

04:30What is my cocktail order?

04:32Margaritas.

04:33Ding.

04:34Negronis.

04:35Gin Negroni.

04:35Ding.

04:36Uh, Manhattan.

04:38Oh, shit.

04:39Rosé.

04:40Rosé all day.

04:41Ding.

04:42Ding.

04:42And one more.

04:44Three out of four, considering you haven't had a drink in...

04:46Seven years.

04:47Seven years.

04:48I'm impressed by that.

04:49Yeah.

04:50Oh, but I noticed how much you drink.

04:52Next question.

04:52What is my favorite character you've played?

04:55When we first started dating, I did a cabaret at Studio 54, and I was the MC, and I got

05:02to go around in the audience, and you were sitting in one of those little cocktail tables,

05:06and I got to drape myself over you, and you were kind of crushing a little bit, and I was

05:10a little flirty.

05:11Was that it?

05:12Yeah, I'll give it to you.

05:13Your characters are long, extensive.

05:16Let's go through them.

05:17Oh, God.

05:17Don't.

05:18Okay.

05:18I don't want to fight.

05:19If I were a drag queen, what would my stage name be?

05:24Isn't it you take your grandma's name, and you put the last dessert you ate?

05:28For you, Eleanor Donut Hole?

05:33Okay, what would it be for real, for real, for real?

05:35I would take Gideon's favorite drag name for you.

05:37Yeah.

05:38Anita Dalla.

05:39Anita Dalla.

05:40What is my favorite thing you cook for me?

05:43Bolognese.

05:44Easy.

05:45Bolognese for the win.

05:46I mean, that's all day, every day.

05:48It wasn't even a pause.

05:50Not even a question.

05:51This motherfucker's bolognese is off the chain, whether you eat it fresh and it's just made,

05:57or if it's been in the fridge for a day, or if it's been frozen and reheated.

06:01By the way, you haven't made bolognese for me in, like, months.

06:04I don't do enough for you, do I?

06:07Who made the first move?

06:10I think it was me.

06:11I think it was you, too.

06:12I think I made, I dropped you off after that first date.

06:15No, it happened before that.

06:16Really?

06:17Uh-huh.

06:18Scandalous.

06:19There was that, like, chamber before you got to the bathroom.

06:22Oh, yeah, I did my first move.

06:25If you had to describe our relationship in three words, what would they be?

06:33Careful now.

06:34Hilarious.

06:35Yeah.

06:36Non-stop.

06:38Yeah.

06:39Adventure.

06:40I'm going to give you those three points.

06:43All right, it's time.

06:44For the lighting round!

06:47Are you graphics?

06:51Harold or Kumar?

06:52Harold.

06:53Kumar.

06:55Coffee or Red Bull?

06:56Coffee.

06:57Desert Island item.

07:00Puzzles.

07:00Oh, puzzles is a really good one.

07:03I was going to say one of those, um, one of those called those, those keyboards that have

07:06a tube that you can breathe into the tube, and you can play, like...

07:10Desert Island item?

07:14Yeah, that's big batteries, man.

07:16Good cop or bad cop?

07:17Good cop.

07:18Karaoke song.

07:19Piano man.

07:21Nice.

07:21Screen or stage?

07:23Screen.

07:23You didn't even say a word.

07:24You just said screen.

07:26I can't pick one.

07:27I just can't pick one.

07:28Disneyland or Disney World?

07:30One, two, three, go.

07:30Disney World.

07:31All day, every day.

07:32Every day.

07:33Disneyland is great.

07:33It's bespoke.

07:34Don't get me wrong.

07:35But Disney World is...

07:36It's a world compared to a land.

07:38Well, that was fun, dude.

07:40Yeah, that was real fun.

07:41Who do you think won?

07:42Probably me.

07:43I probably won.

07:44Yep, honey.

07:45Yep.

07:45Final tally.

07:46Final...

07:47Oh!

07:51I'm used to dimming my light for his light.

07:53It's fine.

07:54It's fine.

07:54When I win, we both win.

07:56Right?

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