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00:00You
00:30Oh
00:46Thanks kid. I've been waiting to fuck this shitty-ass place up for a long time
00:52You did this
01:22For a clever, for a knowledge ever
01:25For a better than your best I swear on
01:28For a killer, for a river
01:36For a perfect, for a different, for a better than you are
01:45Hey sisters!
01:47For when they placed it on his head
01:52To be continued
01:55One hour later
01:57Two hours later
02:00Three hours later
02:02Well that was a complete waste of time
02:04Of course, he's not a snowman
02:06He's the fucking impostor!
02:10Meanwhile in the parallel universe
02:16Gentlemen, I bring you
02:19Frosty the Frosty
02:20Frosty the Frosty
02:21Yeah, I don't know man
02:23I mean after last time
02:24This time
02:26Shall be different!
02:29Three hours later
02:30Well
02:32Gee, I wish he'd come back
02:33Yay, he said he
02:34Bad touch
02:35Bad touch
02:36Strike him, fix him
02:37No, no, no, no, no, no
02:38Oh, nuts
02:39I wonder if he really meant it
02:42Well certainly he meant it
02:44Y'all remember that day Frosty left
02:47Frosty the snowman
02:50But they didn't even
02:51I'm sorry, it caught me off guard
02:52They didn't lead it
02:53They didn't lead it
02:54They didn't lead it
02:55Man, look at this shit right here
02:58He don't give a name
02:59He don't give an explanation
03:00He doesn't say
03:01He doesn't even like introduce
03:02Like I'm the narrator
03:03No, he just goes right into a freestyle
03:05Yeah, he just goes into it
03:06You know, he don't give a name
03:08Or an explanation for his presence
03:11Be body
03:12Man, it's the first time
03:13This dog has had a captive audience
03:14Oh, hi, you caught me in a goose
03:24Frosty come home
03:28I want peanuts
03:30Gee, it sure is boring around here
03:33I, I, I, I've been up here such a long time
03:38Help me!
03:48I think we did that joke already
03:49City of Winter Wonderland
03:51First snow of season
03:53But there's nothin' on it
04:01Why are we still here?
04:04Just to suffer
04:05Hey!
04:07City of Winter Wonderland
04:08First snow of season
04:12No, I don't really feel like it
04:14Hal Gore invents internet?
04:16New technology, last hope for fading stars?
04:19Baby, I'm back!
04:22And here I am
04:26And so Frosty sat down and wrote a letter to all his old friends
04:31Dear kids
04:35Love Frosty
04:36Baby!
04:37Stop don't
04:38Frosty
04:39Come back!
04:40Frosty wasn't gone
04:41We're late for our team
04:42The Owen Wilson
04:44You've heard the old familiar tale
04:47How Frosty stole from Cacacia?
04:50Now this is a story all about how
04:52Frosty
04:54Died
04:55The End
04:56What the f*** was that?
04:58But do you know the story
04:59I said no
05:00Of how Frosty
05:02Took a life
05:03Took a life?
05:04Just try and stop me
05:05Just try and stop me
05:12Someone's been murdered
05:16Court is now in session
05:19As you are no doubt aware
05:20Frosty
05:21Committed a murder
05:22That is a ridiculous lie
05:24Eli
05:25Lost platypus looks like a girl?
05:26Why did you use that picture?
05:28Eli
05:29Join me
05:30We can rule the galaxy
05:31F*** off
05:32Ok
05:33Frosty
05:34The Frosty
05:35The Frosty
05:36All just a big fairytale
05:37That's not what I meant to
05:38That's not what I meant to
05:39I've had enough
05:40You
05:41I've had enough
05:42You
05:45Yo
05:46What's up diggity dogs
05:48I just made a mess in the other room
05:50Hello
05:51I'm the right opinion
05:52Today we talk about
05:53James
05:54Join me
05:55No no no no no
05:55Alright
05:56Alright
05:57Sounds of winter laughter
05:58Were soon ringing through the metal
06:02But there was one person who got
06:04Very jealous
06:10Jack Frost
06:11That icy artist who paints the world white
06:13Every winter
06:14Why is that snowman getting all the credit?
06:17Why don't the children love me?
06:19Why don't the horse love me?
06:21I think I contributed something
06:24Pretty sure you did not
06:26Hey
06:27Why don't you guys
06:28Ever invite me to Christmas?
06:31Oh
06:32We just don't like you
06:33What?
06:34Hey
06:35Now Frosty was still
06:36The fastest billy whopper
06:40This must end
06:41I'll show him
06:43The audience is now
06:56dead
07:01Why hello there
07:02Do you make that all by yourself?
07:05That's right you mother
07:08I can do anything
07:09They'll close down all the skooks!
07:15No, skooks!
07:16Nope.
07:17I do not want to go on a twister zone.
07:19Hey, we don't care about you.
07:20We prefer this.
07:21Quit while you're ahead.
07:22Merry Christmas, you fuckface.
07:23Hop aboard.
07:24Sigh!
07:25Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
07:31Good-out, there are two horses.
07:33Shut up, I'm a-
07:34Uh, I could never count.
07:37Wait a minute!
07:38I can count to ten!
07:41Three, one, four, two, five, one.
07:45Twenty-one, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-four.
07:47Twenty-four.
07:48Sixty-four.
07:48One, two, three, no, no.
07:49Hey, I know you want me to know.
07:51Are you sure about that?
07:53There's ten people four, ten people four!
07:55Dumpity dump dump, thumpity dump dump!
07:58Look at...
07:59Tigger!
08:00Skate!
08:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
08:03Make it a figure!
08:05Nine, ten!
08:07nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine have a taste of my super freeze
08:15breath
08:23yes I have the wait a minute ah I see she's covered it in bioluminescent algae
08:30has a diversion so much snow blowing around that Jack Frost didn't see
08:37that he had the wrong hat oh I don't know what could have helped you out there
08:42it was he but you can't come indoors with us
08:45you'd melt frosty oh I know but when you're all together inside and I'm all
08:53alone outside
08:56you know what you need frosty a hot sexy one rain drain what's your wife oh a
09:13a brain drain
09:16you mean you've never heard of it boy have you been missing out
09:20you gave the man porn you know what you need frosty a wife
09:28you really should get it why what the fuck is a wife chicks girls I said
09:40girls okay
09:42so let's do this thing
09:44and it is montage fixes it come on already good yeah good but but I really like tall
09:59girls
10:02how's that a little taller
10:06okay good
10:09um curvy
10:12a little more curvy okay that's curvy enough for you young man what do you
10:17think she's really good what will we call her charge
10:24the senate
10:25your mom
10:27your mom
10:30Fiona
10:32oh hell no
10:34cornflakes
10:35cornflakes
10:37yes
10:38cornflakes
10:39oh that's good
10:40crystal clock
10:41no that's dope
10:42how about
10:43how about
10:47yeah
10:49oh that's great
10:51that's what we just fucking said you retard
10:54you retard
10:55shout at me
10:56how about
10:57crystal
10:58hello crystal
11:01how's it going
11:05how you doing
11:07doesn't seem too friendly
11:11oh when they placed it on her head
11:14oh
11:15oh
11:16oh
11:17oh
11:18oh
11:19oh
11:20oh
11:21oh
11:22oh
11:23oh
11:24oh
11:25oh
11:26oh
11:27oh
11:28oh
11:29oh
11:30oh
11:31oh
11:32oh
11:33oh
11:34oh
11:35oh
11:36nothing
11:39you lose
11:40gee
11:41well
11:42it was a nice idea anyway
11:44frosty the snowman
11:46was a very
11:47miles and miles
11:49and miles
11:50and miles away
11:51in another part of winter
11:52Jack Frost
11:54sat on Jack Frost
11:55for the first time
11:56in forever
11:57in forever
11:58hmm
11:59holy
12:00this isn't the magic hat
12:02this is a horse's hat
12:06oh
12:07oh
12:08oh
12:09oh
12:10look at snowman's frosted
12:12penis
12:13what
12:14oh
12:15gee christmas
12:16you're still real to me
12:17damn it
12:18oh
12:19it's magic
12:20birthday
12:22happy
12:23brusse
12:24what took you so long
12:25sorry
12:26sorry
12:27i had to wait 20 years
12:28for hours
12:29hey everybody
12:30we're gonna have a wedding
12:32a wedding
12:34the symptoms of asthma
12:36can vary from mild to more serious
12:39shortness of breath is another common symptom of asthma
12:42it can be described as struggling to get air into their lungs
12:46hey everybody
12:47or it can be struggling to breathe normally
12:50and some people with asthma describe it as breathing through a straw
12:54hey everybody
12:55we're gonna have a wedding
12:57you can't marry a man you just met
12:59hee
13:00days of intensive therapy later
13:02oh
13:04none
13:05no
13:06no
13:07n
13:12n
13:13n
13:14n
13:15n
13:16no
13:18fr
13:30n
13:31You son of a...
14:01No more Frosty.
14:07I got it!
14:08What's that thing?
14:09Why, it's a plot device I stole from a better movie.
14:12What's it do?
14:13I love you, Frosty.
14:16I'm back, baby!
14:17Everything.
14:18What?!
14:19Her thing.
14:20Happy...
14:21Fucking bullshit!
14:22No!
14:23That's fucking illegal!
14:24Isn't it?
14:27You hear me, you bastard?
14:29I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door!
14:34Like one of those lying door knockers rich folks got!
14:38That will be your balls!
14:47Then go crash its DeLorean into my TARDIS!
14:50Yeah!
14:51The next day, it's a pretty lake!
14:52Don't take my word for it!
14:53Look!
14:54With your eyes!
14:55Now!
14:56Everyone showed up!
14:57But when he saw Frosty and Crystal...
14:59Dear me!
15:00I didn't know you were...
15:01White people!
15:02I'm only allowed to marry...
15:03Black people!
15:04Birthday!
15:05Happy...
15:06We gather here today...
15:07To bear witness...
15:09To the union...
15:10Uh...
15:11Can we just skip ahead to the ideas?
15:13How many times do we have to teach you this lesson?
15:16Hooray!
15:17What the hell is this?
15:18Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
15:19That's it!
15:20Now the competition will be double!
15:22No!
15:25I won't allow it!
15:26I will not allow it!
15:28I am the most powerful thing in winter!
15:37Wait a minute!
15:38Jeff Frost!
15:39Finally!
15:40I'm getting some attention!
15:42Well, if you turn that wind down a bit, it would be a lot easier to be heard!
15:47Alright!
15:50Just for a minute!
15:53What a neat idea!
15:55I mean...
15:56What are you whispering about?
15:58Jack Frost!
15:59You are bad guy!
16:00But this does not mean you're bad guy!
16:04I don't get it!
16:05You...
16:07Don't have to be...
16:10The bad guy!
16:12You...
16:13Are the most talented...
16:18Most interesting...
16:21And most extraordinary person in the universe!
16:26And you...
16:28Still...
16:30Can change everything!
16:32Gee, I-I didn't mean to hurt anybody!
16:35I like the flowers, and...
16:37Even though I never get a chance to see them!
16:40I just...
16:41Did you...
16:42Fine!
16:43It's just fun that we've chat into the mic for a few minutes!
16:46Do a nice editing of...
16:48There's just a little more to go!
16:49Oh, joy!
16:50What next?
16:51The dance number?
16:52You're not too far off, actually!
16:54Oh, frog!
16:55When the temperature goes up...
16:56It's time for us to...
16:57Get out of here!
16:58Wait, friends!
16:59Wait!
17:00I can fix that!
17:02Stop!
17:04There is a great benefit to YouTube!
17:06But that means sacrificing a lot, and not just the conveniences!
17:09It means basics, like a decent sleep routine!
17:12So...
17:13Can't we just get along?
17:15Oh!
17:16D-d-deer!
17:17I hadn't thought about that!
17:18Oh!
17:19A brain-
17:20Get the fuck out of here!
17:23Okay!
17:24Fine!
17:25I know I'm gonna regret this!
17:42Are you crazy?
17:43Crazy?
17:44Yes!
17:45Heartless?
17:46No!
17:47Come on back!
17:48You can say it one last time!
17:53You!
17:54You fellas!
17:55Really mean it!
17:56Of course!
17:57Nope!
17:58Well...
17:59In that case...
18:00Brain drain!
18:01Nothing!
18:03Oh, isn't that nice!
18:05A snow wife!
18:09A SNOW WIFE!
18:11A SNOW WIFE!
18:12Oh no!
18:14Not again!
18:16OH NO!
18:17Not again!
18:18GESPOW!
18:19GESPOW!
18:20GESPOW!
18:24AHA!
18:25AHA!
18:26AHA!
18:27I'll kill you!
18:28AAA!
18:29The next day is the Muscle Defense Complex!
18:30What's wrong, show?
18:31I'm a-
18:32You see...
18:33I'm made out of pinions, and pinions can never die.
18:37May crumble, and go to bed!
18:46Hope you guys enjoyed the final first video!
18:48You are truthful!
18:49Hello, everybody!
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