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00:00Um, is someone in my room? What the hell?
00:05Excuse me?
00:06Hi!
00:07Oh, what are you doing?
00:08Oh, I'm just getting some strawberries. Is that alright?
00:11Okay, but why? You're in my garden.
00:12Oh, it's just because you've got some strawberries in your garden and it saves me from going to the shop, so I just thought it would be alright.
00:19But in what world would that be okay, though?
00:21They're really nice strawberries, though.
00:23I bet they are nice strawberries, but you're in my garden.
00:26Um, I didn't think that'd be an issue.
00:28How have you got here?
00:29Well, I just hung over the fence. Is that okay?
00:33No, it's not really okay because you're in my garden.
00:36Oh, but we're neighbours. I thought it would be fine.
00:38Well, no.
00:40Excuse me, love. I can't hear you. Come a bit closer, please.
00:42I don't have any strawberries in my garden, so I thought that I could just come here and get some.
00:47Yeah, but who said that there would be okay?
00:50Um, well...
00:51Love, come here.
00:53Oh, I'm just kidding.
00:55Drop your container there and come here.
00:57But why?
00:59Because you've just jumped over into my garden.
01:01Yeah, but what's that?
01:02Do you...
01:02Do you not see the problem?
01:04No, I just was going to get some strawberries. It just saves me from going to the shop.
01:07It's quite a long way around. You know that.
01:10It's 15 minutes, but yeah, but yeah, yeah, but that's my strawberry plant.
01:14Do you want some strawberries?
01:15Well, no, I... Well, yeah, I do, but not from you.
01:21Oh, but I've got some now. We can just wash them and we can both leave them together if you want.
01:26I beg your pardon?
01:28Well, neighbours.
01:29Well, there'd be no issue.
01:30Well, no, of course there's an issue because you broke into my garden.
01:33Uh, I didn't break in.
01:36I don't think I did. I mean, I just climbed over the fence.
01:38Okay, well, you climb into my garden.
01:40I didn't climb into your house or anything.
01:42But that's a part of my house.
01:43Is it?
01:45Well, it's my garden.
01:46Well, yeah, but I can just get over the fence, so I thought it would be okay.
01:50Is my fence broken now?
01:52Um, I don't think so.
01:54Um, but I've got some really nice strawberries here.
01:57Look, you're in my garden, you know that.
02:00Uh, you saved me a trip to the shop, so thank you so much.
02:04Yeah, but you didn't ask me.
02:06Yeah, but I thought it would be fine.
02:07But in what planet is that okay?
02:10I don't know. I just assumed it would be fine.
02:14What's the issue? I don't understand the issue.
02:16The issue is you're literally in my garden.
02:19What's the problem? I'm not harming anyone.
02:21I'm not making any noise.
02:23Well, no, well, technically you are, kind of, if you think about it.
02:27No, no, no, the problem is, you're literally in my garden.
02:31You've jumped over the fence.
02:33You're in my garden taking my strawberries.
02:38I could not. They're really nice strawberries.
02:39Oh, my God, there's no strawberries like yours.
02:42Well, it's because I paid for the...
02:44Well, well, well, yeah, it's because I paid for the plants.
02:46Oh, well, yeah.
02:48I don't know how to do that myself.
02:50I mean, you could teach me, I guess.
02:52Well, you go to the shop.
02:53Yeah.
02:54You get the plant.
02:55It's so far away.
02:56You grow them, you water them, you feed them.
02:58Can you please take your hands away from there?
03:00Sorry. I was looking for some for you as well, though.
03:04I can get them myself.
03:05I can get them myself.
03:07What are you saving you a job?
03:08Is this actually happening?
03:15Yeah.
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