Doorbell Camera Catches Postman Doing the Unthinkable on My Porch

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00:00Excuse me. What are you doing? Hello? What are you doing there, mate? Hello?

00:12Hi. Yeah, postman. Yeah? Postman. Hello, yes, I've got a package for you.

00:19OK, but you just... yeah, you've just peed in my bush.

00:24No, it wasn't me, matey. I was just catching a few thoughts.

00:31Yeah, but I just saw you pee in the bush.

00:35Well, I could... yeah, I mean, I was standing at the bush, but...

00:41Mate, I've just seen you peeing in my bush.

00:43Just, you know, just catching the breeze.

00:48Yeah, and I've just caught you peeing in the bush.

00:50No, no, no. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Some of us...

00:54Yeah, but I've just seen you now.

00:57Yeah, but hold on to me. You're holding my package after you just peed in the bush.

01:00I just saw you pee in the bush.

01:03No...

01:04Yeah, I know that you've got a package for me, but I'm saying I've just seen you pee in the bush.

01:07Look, it's a bit embarrassing, but, you know, I've been out all day, and I have to admit it, I just needed to do a little wee.

01:22But, look, it's a rainy day, and I'm quite sure it'll all be OK.

01:28OK, but, like, why did you pee in my bush?

01:34I honestly couldn't hold it in any longer, and I didn't have much choice over the matter.

01:39Can I just deliver your package, and I've got some...

01:42Yeah, but, like, you just peed in my bush, and now you're holding my package.

01:45Like, how am I supposed to, like, take that out?

01:47Look, firstly, it's the contents of your package that you should be concerned about.

01:53You've opened my package! You've opened it!

01:55Well, it was open. It was already open.

01:59And whilst I was busy delivering what I did at the bush, I had it tapped into my Hi-Biz jacket.

02:07So it's not a question of, you know, anything really.

02:12So, like, what I don't get is, why did you pee in my bush?

02:19Are you suggesting I should pee in somebody else's bush?

02:23Yeah. Like, not my house. Like, why do you particularly have to go at my house?

02:31It's called desperation, and I'm afraid, I have to admit it, I'm afraid that I needed to do a pee,

02:38and it was a question of doing it there or against your wall.

02:43And I thought that it was far better to use your bush than your nicely painted white wall.

02:50So, anyway...

02:52Okay, but, like, what are we going to do now about my package?

02:54Because, like, I don't really want to...

02:56What?

02:58Yeah, alright, alright, alright, cool.

03:01Well, you pee in my bush, yeah, but, like, now what I'm going to do about my package now, because you've done a pee...

03:06No, no, hold on, you can stop opening it, you can stop putting your hands in it.

03:10I don't want any little pee hands on my thing, but, like, now I want to...

03:15And if you're that concerned, I could shake it out onto the...

03:19No, no, it's okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's alright, mate.

03:22You can stop shaking it, you can stop shaking it, mate.

03:24You've already done enough of shaking by the bush.

03:27But, like, what I'm saying is, yeah, is, like, what am I...

03:31I don't really want to handle that now with your hands all over it.

03:36No, my hands have only been on the outside, and if I shake this onto your mat, I've had no contact with what's inside.

03:44No, no, no, no, it's alright, I don't want you to do that.

03:47Like, but...

03:48Well, what do you want me to do?

03:50I don't know, like, I want you to, like, I don't know, like, wash your hands or something,

03:53and then, I don't know, like, cling filming or something, I don't know.

03:56Oh, alright, I mean, I could wash my hands in your house, but, uh, I can't see...

04:01Oh, no, no, no, wait a minute, what am I going to do in my house?

04:05Well, isn't that what you want me to do, to wash my hands before I empty the contents onto your mat?

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