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00:00Excuse me, mate. Hello.
00:23Yeah, I've been waiting here 15 minutes, buddy. Do you want to come and get this parcel?
00:26Okay, well, that's great. Like, why is it open, though?
00:30Why have I been waiting 15 minutes? You've got one of these new-fangled ring things.
00:34No, no, no, no. I'm on the old minute. I'm on the old minute, yeah.
00:36Like, forget about waiting. You've opened my package and you're still going through it.
00:41Let's not worry about that. Let's worry about why I'm being made to wait 15 minutes.
00:44I'm on a schedule, you know?
00:45Well, yeah, it's because I was having a poo.
00:49I don't want to know your personal details.
00:51You asked why were you waiting and old minute, yeah.
00:55Forget about why were you waiting. Why have you opened the thing?
01:00Why am I waiting 15 minutes?
01:02No, no, I didn't say that. I said, why did you open the thing?
01:04It's my responsibility to give you this parcel.
01:06I can't just leave it out on the side here, on the front door, by the wall, can I?
01:10I can't just go, there we are, sir, there's your parcel,
01:12and then someone comes along and nicks it, can I?
01:14Yeah, but then, like, you were just...
01:15Yeah, but you were just going through it yourself right now and, like, got...
01:19Like...
01:19Yeah, you were just going...
01:22I was making sure it was for you, sir.
01:23I was making sure it was for you.
01:25I was doing my duty, sir.
01:26So now it's my fault?
01:29Well, obviously it's your fault.
01:30You kept me waiting 15 minutes.
01:31Good grief.
01:32Yeah, but...
01:33The things I have to put up with...
01:34Yeah, but, like, you could have just...
01:35Yeah, but you could have just left it there.
01:37You didn't have to open it.
01:39No, I can't.
01:39I'm not allowed to just leave it there.
01:41Because what happens if it had got stolen,
01:43and then you would have blamed me?
01:44And then I'd have been up before my boss?
01:47Well, yeah.
01:47It doesn't work like that.
01:48Well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, you opened it and then, like...
01:50Have you finished your poo now?
01:51So do you want to come and get this parcel or what?
01:53Well, yeah.
01:54Well, yeah, yeah.
01:55Well, no, I'm finishing.
01:56I'm still here on the toilet, just sitting down.
01:58But I'm saying, like, you could have just left it there.
02:00Well, hurry up.
02:01Come on, hurry up.
02:02Do your business.
02:02Wash your hands and get down here for God's sake.
02:05No, no, no, but I'm just saying, like, you had opened it.
02:07You had opened it and went through it.
02:11Well, I was getting bored, to be honest.
02:12I was getting bored.
02:14So I was boring you.
02:15I was getting bored standing here, waiting for someone to deem to finish their poo, to come and get their parcel.
02:23So, again, it's my fault that you opened it.
02:26I trudged around 10 miles a day delivering very important parcels, and you can't even be arsed to get off the toilet to come and get it.
02:34I don't know.
02:35So it was my fault now that you opened it?
02:38Of course it's your fault.
02:40If I'd have been left waiting 15 minutes, I wouldn't have opened it, would I?
02:43God, great.
02:44It's obvious.
02:47Oh, God.
02:48So you're coming down or what?
03:01God.
03:02Oh.
03:02Oh.
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