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00:00Truth or dare?
00:07Truth?
00:10How would you act?
00:13If you had nothing to lose?
00:15Nothing to lose?
00:17You could do whatever you wanted.
00:19Easier.
00:21I'd be who I really am.
00:26Well, who's that?
00:28That's two questions, ain't it, Byron?
00:34Truth or dare?
00:36Dare?
00:39Every time?
00:42Why?
00:44The thrill of it.
00:47It's like where it hides.
00:49I'm scared of him, but not because I'm gonna fall.
00:52Whenever I get up high, I have this overwhelming urge
00:55to just leap off.
01:02So go on.
01:05Dare me.
01:09I dare you to go back to the ordinary world.
01:14The ordinary world.
01:15What?
01:18For fuck's sake.
01:20Six, five, four, three, two, one!
01:25One, two, one!
01:26One, two, one!
01:34Welcome to the year 2000.
01:38Liam, come and have a go.
01:42Wages, living standards, life expectancy.
01:45Everything's rising.
01:47Here we go!
01:48Flights are cheaper, skirts are shorter, and the music never stops.
01:52Life's one big fucking party.
01:55You can wear what you want, be what you want, shag who you want.
02:01And everyone, everywhere, is having fun.
02:05Wild, unadulterated, grown-up fun.
02:09Except me.
02:12Except me.
02:14F***.
02:16F***.
02:18Big girls.
02:20Big boys.
02:21Super-stop beauties.
02:23Here we go!
02:24F***.
02:26F***.
02:28F***.
02:30F***.
02:32F***.
02:34F***.
02:35F***.
02:37F***.
02:38F***.
02:41F***.
02:42Everyone thought the world was going to end at the shrink of midnight.
02:45But it hadn't.
02:46And I'm still here.
02:47Stuck in Ucknell.
02:49An unbelievably, indescribably, mind-bendingly boring town in a Nottinghamshire countryside.
02:59Well, here's most of the time.
03:02I need to get out of here.
03:03I need to get out of here.
03:07I need to get out of here.
03:08Climbing out of the cold grate again?
03:10Lost your f***ing key, haven't you?
03:11No, it's at my mum's house.
03:12Get here now.
03:13Oh, here we go.
03:14Yeah?
03:15Yeah?
03:16Yeah?
03:17What's that for?
03:18I see a man about a dog tonight.
03:19I'll get you sent some chips.
03:20I'm going to my mum's.
03:21I'm going to my mum's.
03:22Yeah?
03:23Yeah?
03:24I'm a good honor having a night off from going out on the pace.
03:25Which was he?
03:34Oh, yeah?
03:40With that?
03:41Yeah, look at me.
03:43Yeah?
03:44It's the old dog girl.
03:46See a man about a dog tonight and can send some chips.
03:47I'm going to my mum's.
03:49Oh, yeah.
03:50Oh, well, good on her.
03:51Having a night off and going out on the pace.
03:55Keep it anyway.
03:57OK, well, thanks.
04:00You see my fags?
04:05No.
04:07Go on, then, fuck off. Feel late.
04:10Bye.
04:16Oi! Yeah?
04:17What have I told you?
04:19What? What?
04:20I'm walking like a fucking fairy.
04:24Fucking div.
04:29Auckland does have one claim to fame.
04:31Lord Byram is from here.
04:33That's where I got my name.
04:35The kindred spirit, he got out of here.
04:38Shagged his way through Europe and ended up in Greece.
04:42So it is possible to escape.
04:49Please don't let me get battered today.
04:58Please don't let me get fucking battered today.
05:03OK, so what should I say?
05:05Tell him you've got big perky tits.
05:08Tell him he'll be quiet when you're sat in his face.
05:10Oh, my God, Byram, I can't say that.
05:13Well, do you want a boyfriend or what's the man for?
05:15Because we're not being funny,
05:17we're both going to die virgins at this rate.
05:20Right, give me that.
05:22Right, big, do you know what our names?
05:23Our names are Samy and Debbie.
05:32He likes that, there's two of us.
05:35But we are...
05:37..flare...
05:39..fun...
05:41..beguiling.
05:46Yes! OK, OK, you click it, you click it.
05:49Oh, my God, I'm sweating, I'm sweating.
05:50Oh, my God, come on, big Jim, how big are you?
05:53Oh, my God, OK, OK, come on, Jim, how big are you?
05:58Oh, my God, OK, OK, come on, Jim, how big are you?
06:06Oh, I can't think.
06:11What time's your dad back?
06:13Oh, who knows?
06:14Is he still on it, yeah?
06:16Yeah, I went 80 on it, ma'am.
06:20I bet the other girls at school aren't on chat rooms.
06:23No, but you look at them fingering in bushes like normal teenagers.
06:30Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, Sam.
06:33I'm nervous.
06:34Come on, Jim, come on, Jim.
06:35Oh, fuck!
06:37Is that a grey pube?
06:39Oh, my God, it looks like a doll.
06:41Tyra, here we are.
06:43Shit, move, go, go, go, go, go.
06:44Um, I'll be at my mama's, yeah?
06:51No, don't adjust your TV screen.
06:53They're not really flesh-eating monsters.
06:55They're just men wearing make-up.
06:57This is all the nation.
07:04Get that down your neck.
07:22Hey, Dad, I didn't use some at war, but I didn't know you were coming tonight.
07:25Oh, my mum's going down nuts.
07:27I'm going to see her next week now.
07:29Oh, I bet your dad's out and all.
07:31Well, you're always welcome round here,
07:33because I love having my baby around.
07:36OK.
07:41It's a miracle you turned out all right
07:43with a mother like her and a father like him.
07:45We haven't turned out yet, Mama.
07:47Yeah.
07:48You'll be right.
07:49You're too clever not to be.
07:59Not getting picked on again, are you?
08:04Told you everything's fine now.
08:06You don't need to worry about me.
08:15Oi, Costa!
08:19Hey, it's Byron the Bender.
08:33Nah, sorry, Paul.
08:34No poofters allowed.
08:36There's little kids down there.
08:38Can't let benders near them, can we?
08:40Fuck it too, right?
08:41Hey, don't touch it.
08:43You'll get AIDS.
08:44Oh, fuck off.
08:44Hey, get in that dog shit.
08:46Look, I don't want to fight.
08:47Look, I'm a big pacifist.
08:49You're a big poster.
08:51What can I just...
08:52Come on, you fucking have him!
08:56Come on, do it!
08:57Come on, do it!
08:57Come on, do it, David.
08:59Come on, do it, David.
09:00Go on!
09:05Leave him alone!
09:06Pack it in, Brockhall police!
09:10What, let's march?
09:12Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:12What are they picking on you for, anyway?
09:23They're calling me gay.
09:25Aw, what do they know?
09:27And anyway,
09:28so what if you are?
09:31They're calling you for this.
09:53You've been waiting for me.
09:54Now you're going to go behind.
09:55I've had enough of fucking jabs Bob in a weeby.
10:02Fucking idiot! Fight for fuck's sake!
10:07Go on you fucker! Now get up you pop!
10:10Get up!
10:13Is that you Sof lad?
10:18Is that you Sof lad?
10:32I'm gonna be rich and famous one day and hope you read about me in the paper and how fucking fabulous my life is.
10:48Sof lad?
10:50It's just nothing but that's not just me!
10:52Do it!
10:54You're the only ones who agree with me!
10:56You're the only one who do the same thing!
10:58In this case so much if I can trust them and I'm gonna be very little.
11:01Sof laden?
11:02Well it's just a bad thing.
11:03It's just a bad thing to know how to do this.
11:05We'll catch up some right now for a while and we'll catch up on the train.
11:07This is a bad thing for a week.
11:09I'm so sorry to see.
11:10Sof laden?
11:11The only one who wants to ride?
11:13The only one who wants to ride a bike soily.
11:16You've been fainting, Yoth.
11:31It's just some lads at school.
11:38Take the notice.
11:41You'll be driving past them in your sports car one day.
11:43You reckon?
11:46Good-looking lad like y'all, yeah?
12:16Oi! I've got something up for you.
12:24Come on!
12:25I really like you.
12:27How much?
12:42Seven pounds later.
12:43You offered me a fiver, but talked him up.
12:45God, he could have been a serial killer.
12:47All I had to do was wank him off.
12:49And he went off by diva.
12:51I've been going every day after school.
12:53It's my fault.
12:54It's full of men after sex.
12:56How do you know why they're there?
12:57They call it cottage-in.
13:00Sometimes they come straight out with it.
13:03I'll give you 15 quid to suck my cock.
13:12It's like a game with all these unspoken rules.
13:19And most of them are bloody married.
13:22Just think what the wives would say.
13:24And Samantha, they love me.
13:26And I'm in me uniform.
13:28For school uniform, for fuck's sake.
13:30Dirty bastards.
13:31What, you're scared?
13:33No.
13:34Because, you know, I realised I've got something they want.
13:38And that gives me power.
14:03Your dad would go mad.
14:16And your mum.
14:17Like they care where I am.
14:19Babes.
14:21I'm worried about you.
14:23What's the worst that could happen?
14:26Oh, might have one.
14:38I know where you got that.
14:44Come here.
14:46It's my pocket money.
15:09That bloke went in 45 minutes ago.
15:11You were half hour.
15:12And now you've just walked out right behind him.
15:15I've had diarrhoea.
15:17You've had a dirty old man.
15:20Don't worry.
15:22Secret save for me.
15:24What, make some real money?
15:28No.
15:29No.
15:30No.
15:31No.
15:32No.
15:33No.
15:34No.
15:35No.
15:36No.
15:37No.
15:38No.
15:46Pull down your pants.
15:48Show me.
15:49Do I get them up?
16:10Got a client looking for a lad like you.
16:15Getting to pay a pretty penny for a pretty boy.
16:18All night.
16:19No fucking.
16:20Just wanking and sucking.
16:22Or either are you going to be there?
16:23Do we look like fucking batty boys?
16:25No.
16:26I didn't mean to.
16:27Be at Oaknell Market Boggs at 4 o'clock this Sunday.
16:29Get out.
16:30You drop me here?
16:31Yeah.
16:32Get out.
16:33Are you joking?
16:34Get out my fucking car now, man.
16:35Okay.
16:36It's all right, man.
16:37Hey, and if Max asks, tell him you're 16.
16:40Who's Max?
16:41Your babysitter.
16:42Your babysitter.
16:43What when?
16:44Get out of my fucking car now, man.
16:47OK, it's fine, man.
16:53Oi, and if Max asks, tell him you're 16.
16:56Who's Max?
16:58Your babysitter.
17:14Do you know what I mean?
17:16Will you try it for me next time?
17:18Yeah.
17:19Just sit down in front of the mirror, look at yourself, relax,
17:22and just say...
17:25I've got very beautiful lips.
17:28Yeah.
17:29And I promise you, Ange, you're gonna see the difference.
17:32OK.
17:33Thanks.
17:35I've got very beautiful lips.
17:39I've got very beautiful lips.
17:44I know, he said.
17:50Bye.
17:51OK.
17:52Where are you going?
17:53To Mama's.
17:54Wait, I thought you said you were going to your dad's.
17:56You weren't listening.
17:58Two sacks.
17:59Barron, do you need some money?
18:01Yeah, of course.
18:07Thanks.
18:08You good?
18:09Yeah, will do.
18:11Hi.
18:12Yeah, she's fine.
18:13He's going out.
18:14Yeah, she's fine.
18:15He's going out.
18:16I went out.
18:18I don't know.
18:31No, no.
18:32No, no.
18:33Yeah.
18:34No, no.
18:35I'm not going out.
18:37Hello, you.
18:57How do you know I'm me?
19:00Well, it weren't going to be ever, eh?
19:06Come on.
19:07It's got something, Paul.
19:17I've never been anywhere this posh.
19:37It's, like, proper majestic, innit?
19:41But saying that my mum's place is dead nice.
19:44She worked in a factory when I was a baby and got loads of compensation money
19:48because she cut the end of her finger off on a machine.
19:50So now we've got dead nice carpets, but one finger is shorter than the rest.
19:53Is it your first time?
19:57Yeah.
19:58It'd be all right.
19:59It'd be over before you know it.
20:03How old are you?
20:05Sixteen.
20:08I'm sure you want to do this, yeah?
20:12Sure you want to do this, yeah?
20:24Yeah.
20:26Okay.
20:27I'm sure you want to do this, yeah?
20:37I'm sure you want to do this.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Okay.
20:40Okay.
20:42Okay.
20:42Okay.
20:47Okay.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Okay.
20:50I don't know.
21:20I don't know.
21:50I don't know.
22:20I thought you were asleep.
22:21Yeah, but then I remembered.
22:24We're rich.
22:26We are, but that's mine.
22:28Is it?
22:30Yeah.
22:31Can we get it now?
22:32Yeah.
22:33Okay, okay, okay, okay.
22:38Okay, okay, okay.
22:39I give up, I give up, I give up, I give up.
22:41I give up.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42I'm sorry.
22:48What?
22:50No.
22:50Oh, my God, have I got morning breath?
22:53Have I?
22:54Do I smell?
22:54Do I?
22:55No.
22:57What?
22:59I just, I just really like you.
23:01I really like you.
23:07Okay, good, because, because actually I think I love you.
23:11We've only just met.
23:20Yeah.
23:20But you're special, aren't you?
23:25Do you say that to all the girls?
23:28You don't need before.
23:57Do you want that?
24:04I'll fucking shove it in me before I change my mind.
24:08Ow.
24:12Come on, come on, come on.
24:27Do you?
24:31Okay?
24:32Okay?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:35Oh, my God.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:45Didn't do that.
24:46So how long have you been doing this, then?
24:55Started when I was about 13.
24:58Used to go cruising in the park.
25:01What's cruising?
25:05Hanging about, looking for something.
25:07So you like it?
25:08Sometimes, yeah.
25:11I'm getting past it now. I'll be 20 next month.
25:13Oh.
25:14It's well old for a rent, boy.
25:18How old are you?
25:19Really?
25:20I told you.
25:2216.
25:25OK, fine, I'm 15.
25:27But I promise you, I am smarter than most adults.
25:32I wish I would jailbait again.
25:35What are you going to do now you've passed it?
25:37Dunno.
25:38My mate runs a bar, and I've got regulars that all keeps seeing me, so...
25:42I take me on holiday sometimes.
25:44Really?
25:45That's so cool.
25:46Yeah.
25:47Took a bit of Spain last year.
25:48Oh, my God, I've never been abroad.
25:50What?
25:51Well, never?
25:52No, my mum, she, I should've surely valentine,
25:54I went to live in Turkey when I was nine,
25:56but I've never left England.
25:59Why'd she leave?
26:00But, you know, says she couldn't cope with me, so I had to live with my dad.
26:07Said I was out of control.
26:10Well, yeah.
26:10Do I strike you as easy to control?
26:22Do you know my dad know you're gay?
26:24Yeah.
26:26My dad kicked me out when I told him.
26:29I was 16, not spoken to him since.
26:34And don't worry about me.
26:35I've got my moped, got my job,
26:40and now I've got a cheeky fucker ass too much.
26:51Why are you being so nice to me?
26:55Why shouldn't I?
26:56Well, did you mean what you said earlier?
27:04Yeah.
27:06Why?
27:09Because I think I love you too.
27:16You two's decided what he's having?
27:19Do you know what? I think we have.
27:20Well, I'm not being funny, but I'm not a bloody mind reader, love.
27:40I don't just love Max Loxley.
27:42I'm in love with him.
27:43I know it's not how it's meant to be.
27:57How we met and that.
27:59Some would say he's taking advantage of me.
28:02And maybe he is, but...
28:03He better fucking carry on as far as I'm concerned.
28:06It's forbidden love, like Romeo and Juliet.
28:15They were our age,
28:16and that's meant to be one of the greatest love stories ever, isn't it?
28:19There's a face down side with me.
28:21It's been so long on my shelf.
28:30Trade comes and I'll blow its destination.
28:33I've only got eyes for Max these days.
28:36It's a one-way ticket to a madman situation.
28:41So when are you going to take me up Rotten on a proper night, aren't you?
28:43Too young, Baren.
28:45Too young for what?
28:47To get past the bouncers.
28:50You ever done a pill?
28:53Fuck off, don't laugh at me, have you?
28:56Yeah.
28:56What?
28:57More than one.
28:58What's it like?
29:00It's hard to explain.
29:01It's not just the rush, right?
29:04It's the music, the vibe.
29:08Everyone buzzing their tits off.
29:10You're just going with a stranger in Shangri-La and no-one gives a fuck.
29:14In Shangri-La?
29:16Bob-dited it at G2K.
29:18Great, well.
29:19You taken me?
29:20End of story?
29:21No.
29:23It wouldn't work, and I don't want to get you in trouble, so...
29:25You mean, you don't want me to get you in trouble?
29:29Look, I've got to watch my back in, that's all right.
29:33Let's go Mansfield on Friday instead.
29:36Meet me at Busch Station at 12.
29:42Samantha, he's proper fit.
29:45He's like someone you see off the telly.
29:47Yeah, honestly, he gives me major David Beckham vibes.
29:51I can't stop thinking about him.
29:59Vyron, get down here now.
30:01I want a word for you.
30:02It's my floor.
30:03I've got to go.
30:04OK? Yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye.
30:06Now!
30:17What have you been doing, Byron?
30:27What do you mean?
30:33I found that in the bin.
30:35Blood all over it.
30:41Did you bring him back?
30:47How many times have I told you you've got to stick up for you, son?
30:57People know me around here.
31:00I can't...
31:01The fuck is that on your face?
31:03Oi, it's...
31:04I, uh...
31:05I...
31:06I had...
31:07It's paint I had off at school.
31:10Fucking paint.
31:10Next time, you better fucking stick up for yourself, do you hear me?
31:20Yes, Dad.
31:21Do you fucking hear me?
31:22Wash it.
31:23Nah!
31:23Ah!
31:49These concerns will take serious...
31:51What do you think? Do you think I asked Robert well?
31:55Byron.
31:59Oh, my God, why isn't your bloody phone?
32:01Byron.
32:02Hey, you look beautiful.
32:03You didn't even look.
32:08You've got very beautiful lips.
32:15Who are you texting all the time?
32:21You got a girlfriend?
32:27No.
32:29No fucking credit either.
32:38What, about boyfriend?
32:42No.
32:47Looks like you have, though.
32:49Terry, Mickey, Bobby.
32:52That's how I get rid of them.
32:54Well, where do you keep them?
32:55You know, if you did have a girlfriend, you can talk to me about it.
32:58I'd like to know.
33:01Thanks.
33:07Hey.
33:09Are you having doubts?
33:12No.
33:14I'm just nervous.
33:16How can you be nervous?
33:18I can't do these.
33:19I can't find myself to take over.
33:20One of them always looks like a girl.
33:22So why don't they just marry a girl?
33:25But what about the one who looks like a girl?
33:28What's he gonna do?
33:29What's this, then?
33:31It's been a little while.
33:35Come here.
33:36I can't do it.
33:38I'm so sorry, but it's not.
33:39Well, I'm cunging that.
33:41I can't do it.
33:43I can't do it.
33:45I can't go.
33:48I can't do it.
33:49I can't do it.
33:51What?
33:53Oh, this is Matt.
34:23This is Max, leave a message.
34:34Hi, this is Max, leave a message.
34:49And just like that, here we're gone.
34:53Oi, Byron the bender.
34:55Oi, why are you walking like a girl?
34:57Did you look at his knob? Did you?
35:00Did you look at my knob?
35:01If you ever try it on with me, I'll fucking kill you.
35:04If I ever feel like I want to try it on with you, I'll fucking kill myself.
35:14I'll kill myself.
35:15I'll kill myself.
35:16I'll kill myself.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:19I'll kill myself.
35:20Oh, my God.
35:21Yeah.
35:22Hey, I think the body is back.
35:24Hey, I think they're gone.
35:39Oh, where is it?
35:40Where is it?
35:41Where is it?
35:42Where is it?
35:43Where is it?
35:44He's gone with his knowledge.
35:46He's gone with his knowledge.
35:47He's gone with his knowledge.
35:48Oi, soft lad!
35:49Get here!
35:54You called him?
35:59We're either him or the police.
36:01We just want to talk to you about the bullying.
36:03Come here.
36:04Come here.
36:05I said come here.
36:06Go easy.
36:07It's fine if we're just some lads.
36:09Right.
36:10Do you want some back?
36:11No.
36:12No.
36:13No.
36:14No.
36:15No.
36:16No.
36:17No.
36:18No.
36:19No.
36:20No.
36:21No.
36:22No.
36:23No.
36:24No, but it's fine.
36:25I just...
36:26I just want to...
36:27Told you to stand up for you, son.
36:29Oi!
36:32I'm talking to you.
36:34Want to smack them back?
36:37Yeah, but...
36:38Daddy, if someone punches me, they ought to leave me alone then.
36:42But if I eat them back, she's going to keep on fucking smacking me.
36:45And not if you knock them out.
36:47Not just stand there like a great big fucking puff.
36:50Look, I don't want to get dragged down to the level.
36:55I told you before, I'm telling you now.
36:57Next time someone hits you, you're hitting back twice as hard.
37:00Yeah?
37:04Stop acting like a fucking girl!
37:06Move out my fucking way.
37:07Just don't...
37:08Don't fucking touch him!
37:09Shut up!
37:10What the fuck are you going to do next time someone hits you?
37:12Nothing.
37:13What are you going to do?
37:14Nothing.
37:15Take your hands off him!
37:16You don't need to fucking touch him!
37:17Fucking swear to God!
37:18What are you going to do?
37:19What the fuck are you going to do?
37:20What are you going to do?
37:21What are you going to do?
37:22I'm going to fucking smash my head if you like!
37:24Kill me!
37:25But I'd much rather die than be like you!
37:32Why can't you be fucking normal?
37:35The whole fucking world revolves around you.
37:37You're still being pleased all the time.
37:40You're a problem child.
37:42Stop it now, Joe.
37:45I'm a problem child, am I?
37:47There's something wrong with me.
37:48I ain't got a problem.
37:49I am a problem.
37:51But this is great news.
37:53Because if there's something wrong with me, why should I even try to be good?
37:57I can be and do whatever the fuck I want.
38:00And what I want, what I really, really want, is to get out of this dump and everyone else can go fuck themselves.
38:13Do you think I'll find him?
38:15I don't know, babes, but isn't this a bit extreme?
38:17Maybe he's just run out of credit.
38:18He's on contract.
38:19Maybe his charger's broken.
38:21No, Samantha, it's been days.
38:22Oh, it could have happened to him.
38:23Please text me.
38:24I will.
38:25If they don't end up murdered.
38:26I'll be up all night worrying.
38:27Oh, how much trouble could I get into?
38:29Babes, you could get into trouble locked in a padded cell, are you saying?
38:33I don't think I've got to do this.
38:36Promise you won't lose your phone and get bummed without a condom.
38:39I'm not going to get fucking bummed full stop.
38:42Promise then.
38:44Oh my God, babe, you're being ridiculous.
38:50Fine.
38:51Look, promise I won't get drunk, lose my phone and get bummed without a condom.
38:58Come on.
39:03Come on.
39:07Come on.
39:09Let's go.
39:12Come on.
39:13I had no idea what I'm
39:42Oh, my God.
40:12Let's go.
40:42Let's go.
41:12Let's go.
41:14Let's go.
41:15I like your outfit.
41:17What's your name?
41:19Lady Di.
41:20Well, like Princess Diana.
41:22Exactly.
41:23But it's Di with an e-babe.
41:25My mama has a Joe with an e.
41:28Like a man.
41:29Oh, yeah?
41:30Is your mama a transexual?
41:32What's a transexual?
41:34You'll soon find out in here, ducker.
41:38Max!
41:40Max!
41:41Max!
41:42Where have you been?
41:43Are you okay?
41:44What's wrong?
41:45Max!
41:46Max!
41:47Where have you been?
41:48Are you okay?
41:49What?
41:50What's wrong?
41:51Max!
41:52Max!
41:53Max!
41:54Where have you been?
41:55Are you okay?
41:56What?
41:57What's wrong?
41:58Max!
41:59Max!
42:00Max!
42:01Where have you been?
42:02What's wrong?
42:03What's wrong?
42:04Max!
42:05What?
42:06What's wrong?
42:07What?
42:08Max!
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