Biswa Kalyan Rath’s comedy hits different when he talks about mood kharab, overthinking, irritation, and daily life frustrations.
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If you've ever had a mood kharab day, this Biswa-style stand-up clip/recap/edit will make you laugh instantly.
Perfect for fans of intelligent, sarcastic, and painfully relatable comedy.
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This video dives into Biswa’s classic style — sharp observations, expressive reactions, and that signature overthinking that turns every small problem into a hilarious breakdown.
If you've ever had a mood kharab day, this Biswa-style stand-up clip/recap/edit will make you laugh instantly.
Perfect for fans of intelligent, sarcastic, and painfully relatable comedy.
#BiswaKalyanRath #MoodKharab #StandupComedy #IndianComedy #Biswa #Overthinking #ComedyEdits #MoodOff #FunnyIndia #BiswaFans
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00:00This is the most important part of London.
00:10I don't know anyone else.
00:14I don't know anyone else.
00:17I don't know anyone else.
00:19I don't know anyone else.
00:23I don't know anyone else.
00:27I don't know anyone else.
00:32Who is the one who has come from?
00:35Who wants to come from?
00:37I don't know anyone else.
00:40I don't know anyone else.
00:44I don't know anyone else.
00:51Are you guys ready to start this show?
00:54Really?
00:56Well please put your hands together.
00:59Are you guys ready to start the show, really?
01:07Well, please put your hands together.
01:09Welcome on stage, Biswa Kalyan.
01:11Wow!
01:19Wow!
01:21Crazy!
01:28Thank you so much.
01:29Thank you so much, London, for coming out.
01:30It's lovely being here in the UK.
01:32It's amazing being here in the UK.
01:34The first thing you do when you get to the UK
01:37is you go through immigration.
01:40This country has immigration.
01:45They give you permission to enter the country.
01:49Clearly, they know the concept
01:54that they have to go and ask.
01:56They don't follow.
01:57Why do you want to go?
01:59They just don't follow them, where are they going?
02:02They say, I'm going to India Mawar.
02:04They say, I'm going to show you passport.
02:06They're gone.
02:08Immigration Officer's name is
02:10Do Not Verbally Abuse Immigration Officer.
02:13I said, my plan was not.
02:16You guys have put this idea into my mind.
02:20Now I will do it.
02:23Immigration Officer gives me one language.
02:27I have three languages.
02:30And there are noises in nine.
02:33Thank you, Officer Bokachodha.
02:40Niamma Chipkali.
02:43What will you do, brother?
02:44You won't do anything.
02:46This country is too organized.
02:48Everything is too organized.
02:49I don't like it.
02:50In India, things are not organized,
02:52but people help me.
02:53That's what I like.
02:54I give direction here.
02:55It's so small.
02:56It's so small.
02:57It's so small.
02:58You can't see it.
02:59You won't come.
03:00You'll get it.
03:01You've written it.
03:02It's so small.
03:03You've written it.
03:04It's so small.
03:054, London.
03:07Nearby what, brother?
03:17Opposite what?
03:20It's so small.
03:21You can tell a little.
03:22But you can't tell a little.
03:23You can't show it in India.
03:24We have a subjective address.
03:25It's a subjective address.
03:26It's a whole essay.
03:27And they can also send you a call.
03:29Listen, brother.
03:30I've thrown an address.
03:32Link is here.
03:33Don't follow it.
03:34You can't get rid of that.
03:35You'll not get rid of it.
03:37You'll see that as I said.
03:39I can do that.
03:40I'm keeping in contact with my phone.
03:41We have a good support.
03:42We are providing moral support.
03:43You'll see that.
03:44You'll see that.
03:45You're leaving the main road.
03:46go to the main road
03:48go to the main road
03:50go to the main road
03:52go to the main road
03:54now a left will come
03:56there is left there
03:58left is, you will see it
04:00this is our special feature
04:02sometimes left will come
04:04but if you will not see it
04:06the country is our
04:08if your heart is true
04:10then left will see it
04:14then left will see it
04:16you will see it in the left
04:18yes, go to the left
04:20and we don't do pin point
04:22we try to take a place
04:24we try to take a place
04:26yes, you will see one ATM
04:28two ATM is not that one
04:30one ATM will stay
04:31two ATM will ignore
04:32yes, you will see one ATM
04:34just there
04:35always
04:36find a line of address
04:38there will also ask anyone
04:40there is
04:42where is the building
04:44there is
04:46someone will ask
04:48there will always be one or one
04:50there will always be one
04:52there will always be one or two
04:54will be seated in the käse
04:55mood is so bad
04:57it is so bad
05:00there will be a problem
05:02there is a lot of pressure
05:04there will be a lot of pressure
05:06there will be a lot of pressure
05:08You know, Dora.
05:09You will go down the window and ask him,
05:11''Bhaiya, where is the Vasant building?''
05:13He will not know one time.
05:14He will do two-factor authentication.
05:17''Bhaiya, where is the Vasant building?''
05:19''Vasant building.''
05:23''Yes, Vasant building.''
05:25''Vasant building, I have to go."
05:29''Yes, bhaiya?''
05:31''Yes, yes, sir.''
05:33''Bhaiya, where is the Vasant building?''
05:38''Bhaiya, I am a very pessimistic man.
05:42I'm telling you, I am strongly pessimistic.
05:45Okay?
05:46God gives everyone a gift.
05:47Sachin is a batsman.
05:48Greatest batsman ever.
05:49Sachin is a great batsman.
05:50I am a better pessimist.
05:53I'll prove this to you.
05:54Sachin batted 643 innings in his life.
05:57100 times he made century.
05:59543 times I was right.
06:0385% success rate.
06:07Sachin amazing.
06:09I am a little better.
06:11I don't say it.
06:12I love Sachin.
06:13Okay?
06:14My dream of my childhood was to become batsman.
06:15Okay?
06:16But it didn't happen.
06:17The childhood was a different time, bhai.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20I remember the childhood,
06:21where everyone's main issue is,
06:23that it's a good thing.
06:25Don't worry about it.
06:26Don't worry about it.
06:27There's no entertainment.
06:28There's nothing.
06:29There's nothing.
06:30There's nothing.
06:31There's nothing.
06:32There's nothing.
06:33Hey, you're in trouble.
06:34You're in trouble.
06:35You're in trouble.
06:36You're in trouble.
06:37You're in trouble.
06:38and my friends in school
06:39in the first period
06:40I had a lot of water
06:40and I had a lot of water
06:41and in the last period
06:44I didn't have a lot of water
06:44so when I had a lot of water
06:47it was a whole fun
06:48you guys always try it
06:51when you don't have a lot of water
06:53when you don't have a lot of water
06:54it was a whole soul
06:55when I had a lot of water
06:56thermodynamics
06:58it was a feel inside
06:59that oh my god
07:02bro, what a lot of water
07:04crazy now
07:05this was our childhood
07:08with water
07:10you don't have a lot of water
07:11you try it
07:12you forget it
07:14you don't have a lot of work
07:14you don't have a lot of work
07:15but don't have a lot of work
07:16the focus will come
07:18it will be like
07:19oh my god
07:20crazy crazy crazy
07:21you guys will do it
07:22in the childhood
07:23the whole teachers' main goal
07:25is that this child is a good
07:26a teacher in our school
07:28there is no work
07:29every day
07:30a new rule
07:30every day
07:32a new rule
07:32every day
07:33a new rule
07:34when you see a teacher
07:35then you군 say
07:36this is a good rule
07:39for some kids
07:40is the teacher
07:44Guruji Pranam
07:46you quote his grandma
07:47Paranam
07:48...
07:49This is good in the rule. Practically, it's a problem.
07:54One day, I was running a cycle.
07:56And at that time, I was running a cycle,
07:58I didn't reach my pedal to the pedal.
08:00I was taking 75%,
08:02I gave up, I got up, I got up,
08:04I got up here.
08:05I remember that that day.
08:07And my brother was sitting in front of me.
08:09I was running a cycle.
08:11I saw a pediatrician coming in front of me.
08:13Okay, he's coming slowly.
08:15My foot was running.
08:17I said to my brother,
08:19listen, do a job.
08:20You put your handle on it.
08:22I will pronounce it.
08:24My brother says,
08:26he's my teacher.
08:30I said,
08:31brother, you have to die today.
08:33You do a job.
08:34First, you put your handle on it.
08:36I will pronounce it.
08:38Then, I will put your handle on it.
08:40And as soon as you get out of it,
08:42you will give it to the end of it.
08:44We have decided that
08:46we are going to do gymnastics.
08:48We are going to do gymnastics.
08:49For 6 years, I am going to do 10 years.
08:51In the cycle,
08:52we are not reaching down.
08:53We are deciding on it.
08:55But we didn't know about
08:56relative velocity of the concept.
08:58When we agreed on it,
09:01the pediatrician was here.
09:03We are going to do gymnastics.
09:04We have to leave our hands with our heads.
09:05We have to leave our hands with our hands.
09:06We are going to fall into gymnastics.
09:07We are going to die.
09:08Oh
09:23P.T. teacher's got under my name.
09:26P.T. teacher's got under my name.
09:29P.T. teacher's got under my name.
09:31On my side is his cycle,
09:31on my side is my cycle,
09:33on his side are two brothers.
09:39P.T. teacher's perspective,
09:41he's going to our house,
09:42whatever you think,
09:43whatever you think, P.T. teacher,
09:45what will you think?
09:47I'll check tomorrow,
09:48whatever.
09:51Where he's reaching the range.
09:53One, two, one,
09:54but I'll never say two in the background.
09:55One, two, one, two, one.
09:59What's going on?
10:06How's this happened?
10:08I'll write a book on the P.T. teacher's thoughts.
10:11There are two pages.
10:12One, two, one.
10:19P.T. teacher.
10:21We're going to be okay with a car.
10:30Here,
10:31I have to do it.
10:32One's nice.
10:33Two.
10:33P.T. teacher's thoughts.
10:34but the cycle is okay.
10:37What is the middle class of my father's problem in my life?
10:40These people are so different in the zones.
10:43The child is born and then the child is born in 60 years.
10:46The middle class of my father's parents are so bad mood.
10:49They are already bad mood.
10:50They are breaking news on the top.
10:51What is happening in the world today?
10:56Papa, you can see Cartoon Network.
11:00Why are you watching the news?
11:02In my childhood, I wanted to get a bat.
11:05I get one bat, I am happy in life.
11:07I got a bat in my mind.
11:09And you remember that when I was eating,
11:12we were going to throw it first.
11:14I said, no, no, no.
11:15We will not get anything.
11:17We are wrong.
11:19We are wrong.
11:19We are wrong with the life.
11:21No, I don't want bat.
11:22I don't want it.
11:24Go back, desire.
11:25Go back.
11:25We were going to throw it.
11:27But it was 7 days.
11:28So I decided to check it in one day.
11:30So I went to talk to my father.
11:32I saw that I didn't have a mood for talking to me.
11:36Do you think that I am going to talk to my father?
11:38I can't talk to my father.
11:42I will tell my father about some problems.
11:44Some random problems.
11:45At the end, you need something.
11:47You need something.
11:47In Afghanistan, you need a bat in Afghanistan.
11:50I don't want to talk to my father.
11:54I went to a softer parent with my mother.
11:57I said, my mother is a parent.
11:59I went to my mother.
12:00I said, my mother.
12:02My mother is eating roti.
12:04I don't want to talk to my mother.
12:05I said, my mother, I want a bat.
12:07So my mother says, tell my father.
12:10I said, I'll stop the outsourcing.
12:13You are wrong.
12:15You can do something yourself.
12:17I will come to the moment of the time of the year.
12:23You give a bat.
12:25My mother says, what money is here?
12:27In the court.
12:30I saw that.
12:32She said, she said, it's over.
12:34I said, let go.
12:35I will give aテ t
12:36and the reward.
12:37You want to be with her.
12:39She said, don't you say to my father.
12:41I said, you say to your father.
12:43Okay, I said, I saw that when mom said something,
12:45then my dad would accept it.
12:46Okay, mom said,
12:47mom said,
12:48mom said,
12:49okay,
12:50mom said,
12:51listen,
12:53she's saying,
12:54she needs to be bad.
12:56Wow, mommy, wow.
12:59She sent the message forwarded,
13:01she sent the message.
13:05She took her from the equation,
13:07she didn't do it.
13:08My mom is a lawyer,
13:10you go to jail, 100%.
13:12My mom said,
13:14look,
13:15my dad said,
13:16she didn't murder.
13:17You can see,
13:18I'm going to make a roti bell.
13:20I'm going to make a roti bell.
13:22I'm going to make a roti bell.
13:24My dad,
13:25my dad would say,
13:26here?
13:27Here?
13:29I said,
13:30I won't come too far.
13:33Because,
13:35the parents,
13:36after one point,
13:37they kill themselves.
13:38They don't come.
13:39You understand?
13:40I said, here.
13:41I said,
13:42you go,
13:43brother,
13:44I'll see you.
13:45I'll take a bite.
13:46I've eaten 2-3 times.
13:47I've become a snake.
13:48I've become a snake.
13:49I said,
13:50I'm not going to die.
13:51I'm not going to kill you.
13:52No matter what you have to kill.
13:53Take a bite.
13:54Take a bite.
13:55Take a bite.
13:56Take a bite.
13:57Take a bite.
13:58Take a bite.
13:59Take a bite.
14:00Take a bite.
14:01Take a bite.
14:02Take a bite.
14:03Take a bite.
14:05So Papa said,
14:06okay, you need a bat?
14:07I said, yes.
14:08As you've heard of it,
14:10then Papa said,
14:11I've got a bat in maths,
14:12I've got a bat in maths.
14:14I've got a bat.
14:16I said,
14:16I've got an average.
14:19I've got a Nobel Prize.
14:21I've got a Dalai Lama.
14:22I've got a free of Tibet.
14:25Have you ever applied in maths?
14:28I've got a bat in maths.
14:30Papa took me and threw me.
14:35I said,
14:38Papa took me and threw me
14:40and I was standing
14:41and I was hiding in a corner.
14:43I'm trying to get my dad's back.
14:46I'm trying to get my dad's back.
14:47I don't know who I'm reaching for the kids.
14:50I don't have Vodafone network.
14:52I'm hiding in there.
14:53I'm hiding my dad's back.
14:57I'm going to take my dad's back.
14:59I'm going to take my dad's back.
15:01I've kept my dad's back.
15:065 years later, my maths came from 100.
15:13I went out to bed.
15:22Papa said,
15:24It's the time for bed.
15:28Then Papa said,
15:29Okay?
15:30Papa got out of the bike.
15:31I sat behind him.
15:32Okay?
15:33Papa got out of the bike.
15:34You sit with Papa.
15:35You sit with Papa.
15:36When you are in the scooter,
15:38you have to sit behind you.
15:39You have to talk a lot.
15:41You don't hear half of your things.
15:44He's going to grow up.
15:46You're going to grow up.
15:48I'm going to say something.
15:49I'm like,
15:50I'm going to write a book.
15:53I'm standing down and say,
15:54Is it or not?
15:58Is it?
15:59Agree.
16:02Agree.
16:03Okay.
16:04Go and reach the shop.
16:05Go and reach the shop.
16:06The shopkeeper says,
16:07What do you want,
16:08brother?
16:09If you say,
16:10let me show a bed.
16:11Then I show a bed.
16:12He says,
16:13This is a bed.
16:14$8,000.
16:16I said,
16:17What do you want,
16:18brother?
16:19Do you want to sell a cow?
16:23Go here.
16:24Aim and put it.
16:26Put it down.
16:27I'm standing down for 5 years.
16:28I'm standing down for this day.
16:30Please put it down.
16:32So, Papa said,
16:33You keep it in front of me.
16:35Okay?
16:36I don't want to see this.
16:37What will happen?
16:38What will happen?
16:39What will happen in the world?
16:40What will happen in the world?
16:42Put it in front of me.
16:43What will happen in the world?
16:49The shopkeeper says,
16:51You will have a plastic bed.
16:55I don't understand my father's sarcasm.
16:57Father says,
16:58Give it.
17:01I have put my father's plastic bed.
17:04In the ninth class.
17:07I have put a plastic bed.
17:09In math,
17:10100.
17:11Yellow color plastic bed.
17:16But I didn't leave my hope.
17:17I said,
17:18If I want a bed,
17:19I don't want it.
17:20I won't get it.
17:21No one will get it.
17:22No one will get it.
17:23No one will get it.
17:24No one will get it.
17:26Okay?
17:27So,
17:28In the colony,
17:29I was working with a carpenter.
17:30I had friends with them.
17:31They made the work every day.
17:32They made the door.
17:33I said,
17:34What is the door?
17:3590 degree crazy.
17:38Carpy boys rock.
17:39Hashtag,
17:40oody oody.
17:41So,
17:42they asked,
17:43Where are you every day?
17:44I said,
17:45If you have something left,
17:46you can make a bat.
17:47They gave it.
17:48They gave it.
17:49They gave it.
17:50They gave it.
17:51They gave it.
17:52They gave it.
17:53They gave it.
17:54They gave it.
17:55They gave it.
17:56They gave it.
17:57I understood that a bat can't become a bat from every horse.
18:07Because bat has a basic property.
18:09If you hit the ball from the bat, then the ball will go up.
18:13The vibration doesn't come.
18:17I'm going to take the bat and
18:19the tank is coming.
18:22I didn't get a bat, I didn't get a batman.
18:24I didn't get a batman.
18:27My bad old man is suffering.
18:30Now the quite different life.
18:32Now, everyone is different.
18:34If you don't want to,
18:35if you have something,
18:36then everything comes.
18:39If you've met a batman,
18:41one time,
18:42if I find a bat,
18:44then...
18:47The internet has listened to me.
18:50He listened to me.
18:51If you come to the show, everyone's got a bat ad in the show.
19:00Bat, bat, bat. I love bat.
19:03Batting cricket. Cricket is my favorite.
19:06Love you Virat Kohli. I want to become batsman.
19:09I want to see some bats in the range of 100 rupees.
19:16Now you can't be a kid.
19:18You have to go to the internet. You need to sit down.
19:21You will be in the corner of the internet.
19:23There will be no corner of the corner.
19:25What do you do today?
19:26This life is this.
19:27Go to the corner of the corner of the internet.
19:28Where will you go?
19:2920 things you must do in your 20s.
19:31You will see in the age of 32.
19:38You don't have to do that.
19:41And it will be abstract.
19:42First thing, be happy.
19:45And he wrote an article that says,
19:47Happiness is very important in 20s.
19:49Many people in the 20s are not happy.
19:50You should be happy.
19:53You don't want to scroll down.
19:54Don't be sad.
19:55Many people in 20s are sad.
19:58You don't be sad.
19:59You're reading this.
20:00You're reading this listicle.
20:02You're reading this listicle.
20:03And there will be a bat.
20:05I was like, brother, I was remembering, I was listening to you, I was listening to you
20:15and you, first time, you don't take a coin.
20:19First time, you say, I don't take a coin.
20:21I don't take a coin.
20:22Go.
20:23Go.
20:24The third point.
20:25Don't be very happy.
20:26What is this?
20:27What is this?
20:28What is this?
20:29What is this?
20:30Okay.
20:31Two hours later, you're angry.
20:34Okay.
20:35You say, okay.
20:36It's like, okay.
20:37You're into a video.
20:38You do, another reaction is.
20:39You're in Pakistan.
20:40You're in Bangladesh.
20:41You're in Bangladesh.
20:42You're in the whole coin.
20:43What is your baking video?
20:44What is the problem?
20:45You don't do baking too.
20:49You're in Bangladesh.
20:51You're in Bangladesh.
20:52You're in Bangladesh.
20:53You're in Bangladesh.
20:54You're in Bangladesh.
20:55After that, you're reading an article.
20:56You're in the bad-fills.
20:57You're thinking something.
20:59We'll take a break.
21:01You're going to close the next one.
21:03It will not be closed, it will completely open.
21:06You think you're closed, another website will completely open.
21:09And we remember,
21:10you're saying, brother, do it!
21:12At night at 3 o'clock, we're late to scroll down.
21:14At night at 3 o'clock, we're getting full of vulnerable.
21:16We're getting full of the day,
21:17and we're thinking, I haven't achieved anything in my life.
21:20I'm starting a podcast and I'm sleeping.
21:23Late to scroll down.
21:24And four influencers are doing it inside.
21:28Buy a stock, buy a stock.
21:31Buy a stock, buy a stock.
21:32Buy a stock, buy a stock.
21:34You're saying, you don't have money, right?
21:39You're getting out of the charger.
21:40You're getting out of balance.
21:42You're getting out of charge.
21:43You're getting out of charge.
21:45But you're getting out of scrolling.
21:47Okay, you're getting out of the bag.
21:48You're sitting in the back.
21:49And then, watch.
21:53I'm thinking,
21:55take me, take me.
21:57I'm just in your life.
21:59Now, you won't have to wait at night.
22:01I'm thinking, take you.
22:03Take me.
22:04I'm thinking, take me.
22:05I'm thinking.
22:07I'm sitting next.
22:07You're sitting next week on the video call.
22:09You're sitting next week on the video call.
22:10We're sitting next week on the video call.
22:12The video call, we're sitting next week on the video call.
22:13Hi, guys.
22:14How are you all?
22:15Okay, we'll wait for John.
22:18John is going to wait for him.
22:20He's joining me on the team.
22:21Hi, hi, guys.
22:22Hi, sorry, I'm late.
22:23He doesn't respond to any other questions.
22:25He's understanding it.
22:27He's mutating it.
22:31Then John gave his presentation.
22:33He said, anybody has any points?
22:34He said, when he's making points,
22:35he's putting it in the public.
22:36John, I think we should re-strategize our strategies.
22:42That's what I think.
22:44If anybody else can add
22:47their calibration of calibration
22:50of brand strategy into this,
22:52then that would be great, is what I think.
22:55But John, that was a lovely presentation.
23:00Let me show you.
23:10The bell will be ding-dong.
23:12The mood will begin.
23:13Who's coming?
23:15Who's coming at this time?
23:17The door will open.
23:19One other person stood in the box.
23:22The mood is also bad.
23:24You can see it.
23:25You can see it.
23:26You don't know what it took.
23:27You don't know what it took.
23:28You don't know what you ordered.
23:30You just need one thing.
23:32You just need to keep the tape.
23:33You need to give me OTP.
23:40You give an OTP.
23:41He will also get the first time.
23:43I say, I put it.
23:44750-358
23:45He said,
23:46Yes.
23:47Sir, you can take seven.
23:49You can see it.
23:51Write 7...
23:53Sir?
23:547-5-0.
23:56Sir, 7-7-5-0.
24:01Brother, let's see and put it in.
24:03If you see the phone, your friend will say,
24:05Where are you from?
24:10And he will say,
24:11Sir, your friend is talking to you.
24:13Finally, you have to take a dabba.
24:19I don't know what you have ordered.
24:21Now, everything is online.
24:23Don't worry about the octopus.
24:25Tell the octopus.
24:27Tell the octopus to you.
24:33You don't know what you have ordered.
24:35A dabba will open.
24:36A dabba will open.
24:38A dabba will open.
24:40A dabba will open.
24:41A dabba will open.
24:42What did I have ordered?
24:44A dabba will open.
24:46And when you take a dabba,
24:47you swing two times.
24:48You will understand that
24:49I didn't need a dabba.
24:50I wanted people's love.
24:55I have ordered a dabba.
24:56I don't have friends for playing.
24:58What will I do with the dabba?
25:00The relationship immediately doesn't come.
25:02When the dabba is far away,
25:03you say,
25:04This is my life's solution.
25:05This is my life's solution.
25:06I feel like I don't have talent.
25:10What will happen with the dabba?
25:11What will happen with the dabba?
25:12No.
25:13No.
25:14No.
25:15No.
25:16No.
25:17No.
25:18No.
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:21No.
25:22No.
25:23No.
25:24No.
25:25No.
25:26No.
25:27No.
25:28No.
25:29No.
25:30No.
25:31No.
25:32No.
25:33No.
25:34No.
25:35No.
25:36No.
25:37No.
25:38No.
25:39No.
25:40No.
25:41No.
25:42No.
25:43No.
25:44No.
25:45The city will be on top of the city.
25:47Take it back, Professor Gugger.
25:49You are saying that we are taking it, but we are not going to buy it.
25:56Now you give a return,
25:58and then you will forget.
26:00A person will come and open the door.
26:03He will say, sir, your return?
26:05Take it.
26:09No, sir, your mini-scot return.
26:12Huh?
26:15Sir, you have a mini-scot return?
26:17You will think, I have a mini-scot return?
26:20Why?
26:21Because you can also ask, you know?
26:23It will be up at 4 o'clock.
26:25You have a mini-scot return?
26:27You will see a mini-scot return?
26:29You will get it?
26:31A person is coming.
26:33You will say, no, I will not get it.
26:35You will say, sir, I will not get it.
26:37I will not get it.
26:38Sir, you will not get it.
26:39I will say, I will say the truth.
26:41Someone asked a mini-scot?
26:43What?
26:45Huh?
26:48There is no more word for you.
26:50I will say, again.
26:51And you will say, again, again.
26:52One more time.
26:53Someone asked a mini-scot.
26:54What?
26:55Someone asked a mini-scot?
26:56What?
26:57Someone asked a mini-scot?
26:58What?
27:01Sentence has gone.
27:02It is now a noun.
27:04It has a noun.
27:06Miniscot!
27:09Miniscot!
27:10Miniscot kya?
27:13Munga hai kya?
27:16Miniscot munga hai kya?
27:19Haan?
27:20Kisne?
27:26Kisne?
27:28Kahi koi
27:30Is ghar mein rehne wala
27:32Chilla kiura hai ho?
27:37Aray, kyunki tum log duur ho?
27:40Tum amesha chillate ho?
27:44Woh alak jagda hai!
27:49Miniscot munga hai kya?
27:52Nahi!
27:54Bae nahi munga hai.
27:59Sir munga hai tha.
28:03Woh bol raha mamata!
28:05Woh koun?
28:07Bae tu koun?
28:09Sir mein Harish.
28:11Harish!
28:13Harish koun?
28:15Harish miniscot dot com wala!
28:19Sir hum log miniscot dot com se nahi hai.
28:21Hum log actually third party hai.
28:23Third party hai hai.
28:27Order meinne bhi nahi kiya hai.
28:29Mein bhi third party hai.
28:31Or meinra bibi ne apne liye bhi nahi manga hai.
28:34Woh bhi gift dene ke liye manga hai.
28:35Mein technically ninth party chal raha hai.
28:37Mein first party hai hai.
28:40Mein first party hai mila hi nahi life mein bhai.
28:43Sab third party ghoom raha maal chuk.
28:45Koi kuch ho honi nahi nahi karta.
28:46Sab analyze kar raha hai.
28:47Tisre ka data hai.
28:48Am log third party hai hai.
28:49Am log na credit card diete hai.
28:50Na am log kharita hai.
28:51Am log analyze karke bodeethe sab laude hai.
28:54Aray ye bol rahe return hai.
28:57Aate ho!
28:59Av tum khada hai dho minit ke liye.
29:02Or Harish bhai kitna kama leete ho?
29:08Harish bhi putra hai.
29:09Sir building ka rent ke chal raha hai dar.
29:11Harish bhai hai.
29:15Eklak.
29:16Ye ghar ka eklak deete ho sir?
29:21Haan.
29:23Kiyo sir?
29:25Thad party hoon nahi bhai?
29:31Leke chala jata hai.
29:32Ho tumhara saaman.
29:34Technology se hum log na
29:35Cheeze mangha mangha ke
29:37Apna life ka solution nikalne kak košish kar raha hai.
29:39Life ka property hai kiwun.
29:40It's a property that it's bad.
29:44Life is bad.
29:45Why won't it be bad?
29:46Because you have to die in the end.
29:48Life, where do you enjoy life?
29:49What happened?
29:50What happened?
29:50What happened?
29:51What happened?
29:51What happened?
29:53No, no.
29:53Life, why did you say that?
29:58You don't study history and geography.
30:00Alexander conquered the world at 32.
30:02He died.
30:04I'm 33.
30:04Who won?
30:10No, no, no, no.
30:12Life can be solved with technology.
30:14Okay.
30:15The people in the past, actually, were simple.
30:17Why their life is bad, they get to know immediately.
30:20They say, what is the dog doing?
30:21Oh, that's a tiger.
30:26Run.
30:27The solution was immediately.
30:28Now, life has become so complicated.
30:31Technology is not bad,
30:33but everything has become.
30:35Everything has become.
30:36We picked it on video call.
30:37Video call was the last necessary technology.
30:39We don't use it as well.
30:41You don't have to use it as well.
30:42If someone would do video call,
30:43he would raise his face,
30:44and his head is fine.
30:49He's watching it.
30:51He's watching it.
30:52Okay?
30:53Yes, brother.
30:54I'll come.
30:55We'll meet you tomorrow.
30:55Okay?
30:56Okay, brother.
30:57Okay, brother.
30:58Cut it.
30:59After the video call,
31:01there was nothing to do.
31:02He made a bank,
31:03he made a net banking,
31:04he made a big deal.
31:05Crypto!
31:06I'm not going to do it.
31:07I'm not going to do it.
31:08It's not a problem, guys.
31:09We're giving money and taking it,
31:10but the work is going on.
31:11It's going on.
31:12I got money and I took it.
31:13I was just taking it.
31:14The crypto gave me the money,
31:15I got to.
31:16I got the money and I got to.
31:17I got to clear it.
31:18I got to.
31:19I got to get it.
31:20I don't understand.
31:21And the crypto loaners are going to go.
31:23There are 4 loans.
31:24People are putting it.
31:25I will put it.
31:26I got to get it.
31:27I got to get it.
31:28I got to get it.
31:30I got to get it.
31:31I got to get it.
31:32i can't understand why the fuck we have crypto now we are building the metaverse
31:44iska kya jorrit e bhai pura universe nahi pasunda raha hain pura brahman chandtaray grahamandal london bangladesh nahi pasunda raha hain metaverse bana raha public inna ia sab nahi dhekhana hai
32:04pura laga deenge baidh jayenge headphone laga deenge dunia hi nahi dhekhenge dunia hi nahi suunengge
32:12We will put the mask and we will not take the mask.
32:15Let's just close it.
32:17Just close it.
32:18Put it in your mouth and finish it.
32:20What is the metaverse promise?
32:23We have three things in life.
32:25I know three things for sure.
32:26I am here.
32:27I am me.
32:28And I am sad.
32:32But now with the metaverse, I am not me.
32:34I am not here.
32:35I am sad at two places.
32:42You can also make the mask in the metaverse, right?
32:45What do you think?
32:46Real life will make the mask in the metaverse.
32:48Why?
32:53You understand what I am saying?
32:54That the mask is your property.
32:56It will not be solved with technology.
33:00Okay.
33:01You are wearing a mask in the virtual world.
33:04On the side, people are reacting to the mask.
33:07The mask is the mask.
33:09The mask is the mask.
33:12It is clear fact.
33:15Two people do both.
33:16What's his name?
33:17Twice everything in,ya?
33:19What's his name?
33:20Hey, brother?
33:20Hey, brother.
33:21Hey, brother.
33:22Hey, brother.
33:23Hey, brother.
33:24What do you get into metaverse problems?
33:25I can't be a bad man.
33:27I will become a Bal powdered woman.
33:29Don't we not live when you生 their life?
33:30In the whole country.
33:32Virat bro, are you lying trying to?
33:34My my biggest problem was,
33:35Wait standpoint, we only have two problems.
33:36And I have only one problem when I同iad Bernard.
33:37And in Metaverse there I am.
33:38I am weirdly with myでしょうdad.
33:39And it is i am the 아니고.
33:42What a great thing, Metaverse.
33:45Metaverse? What?
33:46We are already living in Metaverse.
33:47We are going to go to Bangladesh.
33:49Where are we going?
33:50What is it?
33:51What is it?
33:52What is it?
33:53You are going to sit in London,
33:54and you are going to see a match in Bangladesh.
33:55No.
33:56It should be another thing.
33:57It should be a feeling that we are sitting in the stadium.
33:58So go to the stadium?
34:00How are you going to make yourself a mess?
34:03Wow.
34:04It's like a stadium.
34:05I'm sitting in the chair.
34:07After all, we are reacting.
34:11Look, we are children.
34:16If you are not taking this seriously,
34:18we are going to be very angry.
34:20Okay?
34:21We are going to be very angry.
34:22We are already so angry,
34:23because of technology,
34:24our father doesn't talk to us.
34:26Okay?
34:27Our father calls us and says,
34:28son, buy a house.
34:30We say,
34:31Papa, real estate is a bubble.
34:33Evening our friend.
34:36Papa says,
34:37real estate is a rectangular bubble
34:39of bricks.
34:43Buy them,
34:44then.
34:46When we say that,
34:46So we don't see nobody or any differences,
34:47we can't tell them,
34:48what will they tell them.
34:49We will go to Canada PR.
34:50When the children comes to sins.
34:51We will go to Canada PR.
34:52And some children will come to their children.
34:54Okay?
34:58I see on public bail and sex.
35:01I see.
35:02We will be best friends with our kids.
35:29We will be best friends with our kids.
35:31What is this cringe?
35:34Where is this cringe?
35:37How do we do friends with children?
35:39We don't need a 5-year-old kid.
35:42I will hang out with a 40-year-old kid.
35:50If my son has a joint,
35:51the first joint will be with me.
35:53If he has a joint,
35:55the first joint will not be with me.
35:59If he has a joint,
36:01I will try it.
36:03I will say,
36:05I will try it.
36:06I will say,
36:07I will say,
36:08I will say,
36:09I will say,
36:11Dear brother close growers,
36:15children don'tirus represent the violins with sacrifices.
36:19Those who don't like пожалуйста or who seek ...
36:22Your purpose is not too much intended to become used.
36:24Not too much for the sake of Ты.
36:27At school no teacher who will come after he said ...
36:29Friends don't call me Sir.
36:32Okay. I'm like a friend to you.
36:34They were a close friend among me.
36:36Today, aren't you those?
36:38you are not going to study at the last day, you will pass and you will know what we are
36:46We are going to be the best parents, soft parents, children are going to take advantage
36:53We will give them, we will give them what we will give them
36:56What we will give them, what we will give them
36:59What we will give them, what we will give them
37:02You will give them all, but children will do one day to piss off
37:05We will give them all, so children will know what the problem is
37:09One day, children will call and say, Papa, can you send some crypto?
37:17You say, son, why? Dad, I want to buy some BTT
37:22What? BGT
37:25What is BTT?
37:27Papa, BAT token token
37:31What is BAT token token?
37:33Papa, there is one BAT, a virtual BAT in Bahamas
37:39It has a derivative BAT in the US
37:42It has a derivative BAT in the UK
37:44It has a derivative BAT in Andermans
37:46It has a derivative BAT in Mumbai
37:47It has a derivative BAT in Mumbai
37:50What will you do with BAT token token?
37:53I will kill the ball token token
37:55Papa
38:00BAT, you are 35 years old
38:02I will kill you
38:03I will kill you
38:04I will marry you
38:05I will marry you
38:06I will marry you
38:07Papa, I am already married
38:09Oh, shit
38:10I am already married
38:11Oh, shit
38:12I am not a robot in the back
38:13I will marry you
38:14I am a robot
38:21I am a bad mood
38:22I am standing up to you
38:23I am a bad mood
38:24I am a bad mood
38:25I have to kill you
38:27I am not gonna kill you
38:28I am not gonna kill you
38:29I am not gonna kill you
38:30But I am not gonna kill you
38:31You should not know that you are not going to be able to get the child out of the way.
38:38You should have a doubt about it.
38:40You seem to have a little bit of luck.
38:43You can kill yourself.
38:45You should have a bad image for the child's time.
38:47When you grow up, you're doing your stand-up, success.
38:49I think that in our childhood, our expectation of life was wrong.
39:03Because our parents had heard the stories of faith, fairy tales.
39:10Because it's not much for giving to the middle class.
39:13They give them the faith.
39:16The middle class is that we don't have anything to eat.
39:20We don't have our own house.
39:22But we've never given our own faith.
39:28Who wants your faith to buy faith?
39:34I've never said to anyone, I don't know.
39:36If you have faith to get faith, then...
39:40Elon Musk is going to give faith to faith, Rad-saheb.
39:43What do I do with this?
39:45What do I do with this?
39:47What do I do with the world?
39:48Iman, Rad-saheb, Iman!
39:50Give your Iman.
39:52Iman-dari, we've heard stories of our stories.
39:54There's a woodcutter, a woodcutter, a woodcutter,
39:57his axe falls down, and he falls down.
39:59The story is going to be finished.
40:01We should have a backup axe.
40:03We should have a backup axe.
40:06We should have a lead character in our story.
40:09We should have a backup axe.
40:10Okay?
40:11Then, with a twist,
40:13Mercury is going to be released from the water.
40:15And he says,
40:16He says,
40:17He says,
40:18He says,
40:19He says,
40:20He says,
40:21He says,
40:22He says,
40:23He says,
40:24I know about material science,
40:26Silver is very malleable metal.
40:31He says,
40:32He says,
40:33He says,
40:34He says,
40:35He says,
40:36He says,
40:37I'm making a point.
40:42I'm not saying that.
40:43I'm saying that.
40:44I'm saying that.
40:45Mercury is a god.
40:46Mercury is a god,
40:47Greek god.
40:48Okay?
40:49In this show,
40:50all gods are Greek.
40:51Oh,
40:52You are a god.
40:53You are a god.
40:54You are a god.
40:55Good.
40:56What should I do, brother?
40:57You are being in the right hand.
40:59You are just so kind.
41:04Why are you talking about this story?
41:06Mercury is giving him gold and silver axe.
41:08Our mother,
41:09we give him stars and gearing him.
41:12This is so hard.
41:13This is the end-up thing that I am going to get Sona Chandi.
41:18So ultimately, Sona Chandi is going to need Sona Chandi, right?
41:21We are going to get Sona Chandi, not getting Sona Chandi.
41:24How many times have I gone to Pani Vani?
41:25Mercury Bhagavan is not going to leave.
41:27This is my life of fairytales.
41:30So I decided to listen to my children that I won't listen to fairytales.
41:33I will listen to another fairytales.
41:36Which will be practical fairytales.
41:38So what will happen now?
41:39The TV will come back.
41:40Kuch samay bas chaat.
41:42Oh, the TV is coming back.
41:43Thalia Maza, friends. The TV is coming back.
41:48The TV is saying hello.
41:50Hello.
41:51Missed me?
41:53Okay.
41:54So I decided to listen to my children's fairytales.
41:59Practical tales about how life actually is.
42:02Okay?
42:03First story. Chidia.
42:05Two chidia are perfect.
42:07Same shows, same kitab, same movie, same criticism.
42:11These two never get.
42:12Oh, oh, oh.
42:21Because Tinder's not intersecting the radius of Tinder.
42:23Two chidia are perfect.
42:25The sequel.
42:27These two never get.
42:28They get.
42:29They get perfect.
42:30They get.
42:32They get.
42:33They get.
42:33They get.
42:34They get.
42:35They get sex.
42:36They get married.
42:37They get.
42:38They get.
42:39Then they start.
42:40Okay.
42:41And they start.
42:42You left your children's fairytales.
42:43What?
42:44You have done.
42:45I have done your career.
42:46They start.
42:48But for a child, he stays with me for a child.
42:53For 30 years, he stays with me for a child.
42:57For 30 years, for a child, he stays with me for a child.
43:13Any problems?
43:15The end.
43:18Who cruelish and violent animal?
43:20Can I explain that?
43:22When I read this Julie, he says.
43:24Who inspired the scatum?
43:28Let's leave the animal to a child.
43:33A entire animal must stay with me.
43:35Because a animal might stay with me.
43:37Glly best.
43:39Shookmm361
43:43Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue
43:45Listen to me, a dog's story
43:46He will give it a story for this girl
43:48Which girl?
43:49Blue girl best day
43:50Blue blue blue
43:51Blue blue blue
43:52Blue blue blue
43:53Blue blue blue blue blue
43:55I'm a red girl
43:57I'm a dog
43:59I'm a dog every day
44:00Red girl best day
44:00Red red red
44:02I'm a small girl
44:10People are rap rap expert
44:11What are you doing?
44:13What's going on?
44:15One day, two girls get a
44:16They've got a leg
44:17They've got a leg
44:18They've got a leg
44:20They've got a leg
44:20Which girl best day
44:20They've decided to make a cricket match
44:22They'll play a game
44:22They'll play a game
44:22They'll play a game
44:24Blue blue blue blue blue
44:25They'll play a game
44:25They'll give a fitness
44:27Okay?
44:27Stretching, weight lifting
44:29Traffic stopping
44:30Doggy style
44:31They'll do everything
44:34They'll eat veg
44:35They'll eat yo-yo
44:36They'll grow up
44:37They'll grow up
44:38Fitness
44:39Red girl
44:40I'm a dog
44:43I'm a dog
44:44I'm a dog
44:45I don't have to do fitness
44:46I've seen Roj Sharma
44:46I've seen Roj Sharma
44:53Blue girlie practice
44:54Red girlie chill
44:55Blue girlie practice
44:56Red girlie chill
44:57Kian Mataji, I have got a green sun at night.
45:06London public relates.
45:09If it happens, it is going to happen,
45:11and it's a green sun.
45:12Sometimes it's green sun and then it's green sun.
45:15Sometimes it's green sun and then it's green sun.
45:18It's green sun, and the rest is my life.
45:22Two, two knots.
45:24I have two giraffes, the two will be cancelled, the two will be the doctor, the doctor will be the same medicine, the two will be the same doctor, the doctor will die.
45:31The doctor will die.
45:42The girl.
45:44The girl is black and the white girl.
45:46The white girl comes and the white girl is murder.
45:48The girl sees her and says, I will go back.
45:51I will go back.
45:54He can go back.
45:57He can go back to school.
46:15He will go back to school.
46:17He can go back to teacher.
46:19There are three types of angles.
46:22Acute angle, obtuse angle, right angle triangle.
46:26Puck jatay ben.
46:28What's that?
46:29Come on.
46:30Come on.
46:31Come on.
46:32Come on.
46:33Crazy.
46:34Jantantra.
46:35In the jungle, we live in the jungle.
46:38We live in the jungle.
46:40We live in the jungle.
46:42We live in the jungle.
46:44We live in the jungle.
46:46We live in the jungle.
46:48We live in the jungle.
46:50We live in the jungle.
46:51We look back on the jungle.
46:53We live in the jungle.
46:55We live in the jungle.
46:57Action sequence.
47:01Next time action sequence.
47:03Action sequence.
47:09Oh my god.
47:13Mangooz start our party.
47:15Mangooz party.
47:16We will use the renovation.
47:17Manguj party.
47:18Saap apna party shard kata, Zarela party.
47:20Election hota hai,
47:21sab lov vote daita hai.
47:23Result aata hai, 33% Manguj, 33% Saap, 33% others.
47:28Kisika clear majority nai aata hai.
47:30Do hafta bakchodi chalata hai.
47:32Phir samachara aata hai,
47:33Manguj aur Saap nne gaat bandhan bana liya.
47:44Janta bolta, ee ka ma chud gai bher.
47:47He ka ma chud gai.
47:54Cya perfect shakal le, iska dekho hai.
47:56He ka ma chud gai bher.
47:58He ka ma chud gai bher.
48:00Okay, chalo.
48:03Do re story bache hai.
48:04Do re ra ra ra ra ta, do no tapasya karte hai.
48:06Do re ra ra ra ta, do no tapasya karte hai.
48:07Greek god Dionysus saate hai.
48:10Greek god Dionysus saate hai.
48:11Pahla Bhagawan ko bolte hai,
48:12Tere ho kya chahi hai?
48:13Ho bote hai, miro golden touch chahi hai.
48:14Bhagawan bote hai, done.
48:15Jaata hai, apna gher pe,
48:16She looks like a baby, and she looks like a baby.
48:18She looks like a baby. She looks like a baby.
48:20She looks like a baby. She looks like a baby.
48:22She looks like a baby.
48:24She's crying and then she's very sad.
48:26I asked her to ask her what to do.
48:28The king told him to come to God, what do you want?
48:30He said, God,
48:32I got cash.
48:43Greed is not the problem.
48:45Liquidity is the problem.
48:51Grasso and cheat.
48:53Grasso.
48:55Okay.
49:00The day is beautiful, she's singing.
49:01How beautiful I am.
49:03How beautiful I am.
49:05How beautiful I am.
49:07And then I have a song.
49:09I am a song.
49:11I am a song.
49:13..
49:21The day is beautiful.
49:23It's the motherfucking nuclear.
49:53We just crossed it.
50:00This was Seema.
50:03I crossed it completely.
50:06Grasshopper looks at me and says,
50:10Why are you doing this?
50:12The day is so beautiful, dance with me.
50:14She says,
50:15When the winter comes, everything will freeze.
50:19That day, you will have to buy food for me.
50:22But I won't eat you.
50:24That day, I won't get food for you.
50:26That day, when I won't get food for you,
50:28That day, when I stay at minus 30 degree temperature,
50:30That day, I'm saving from today.
50:34Grasshopper says,
50:36The end.
50:48Mood kharaaf.
50:49Thank you guys.
50:50You have been a lovely audience.
50:51Thank you so much.
50:53Woo!
50:55First time...
50:59Go!
51:04We're going to learn.
51:05захannah
51:06How angelic I'm singing
51:11I can sing
51:13I can sing
51:14Sun leader
51:15More as nhất
51:19Pay attention
51:21It's a motherfuckin' low clean
51:51I don't mind singing anyway
51:54I will sing a song
51:56I will sing my song
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