Biswa Kalyan Rath’s legendary “Sushi” bit is one of the funniest stand-up moments ever.
In this video, we explore the humor, timing, expressions, and relatable chaos behind Biswa’s take on sushi, food culture, and everyday life.
Whether you’re a long-time Biswa fan or discovering his comedy for the first time, this clip/story/explanation will remind you why he’s one of India’s sharpest comedians.
Expect sarcasm, expressive storytelling, and classic Biswa-style overthinking that turns simple moments into hilarious breakdowns.
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In this video, we explore the humor, timing, expressions, and relatable chaos behind Biswa’s take on sushi, food culture, and everyday life.
Whether you’re a long-time Biswa fan or discovering his comedy for the first time, this clip/story/explanation will remind you why he’s one of India’s sharpest comedians.
Expect sarcasm, expressive storytelling, and classic Biswa-style overthinking that turns simple moments into hilarious breakdowns.
#BiswaKalyanRath #Sushi #StandupComedy #IndianComedy #Biswa #ComedyEdits #FunnyIndia #BiswaFans #StandupClips
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01:00Yeh sab lagta hai banane ke liye sirf eek
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01:04Sushi, a carefully assorted platter of raw but delicate jokes skillfully assembled with great care and precision
01:12From thinly sliced observations caught from the sea of existence of humanity on planet earth
01:15That leaves your soul feeling cheerful, happy content and light
01:18Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for
01:28Biswa Kaliyan Raa
01:51good evening
01:55Okay, okay, okay, okay, I accept, I love living in India, because in theory, you can use unlimited data here, but in practice, there is no signal.
02:15In other countries, people call each other and say, hello, how are you? Not in India, in India, people say, hello, listen.
02:21Hello, hello, hello. Then, you change the hand, hello.
02:32Now, you're listening. Then, you change the hand, hello, hello.
02:37Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
02:41So, what do you think? The signal has turned, but there is a problem in the hand.
02:45Vodafone's office, Anu Malik Javed Atter is sitting in the office.
02:50And then, you say, hello.
02:51You say, hello, hello.
02:52You say, hello.
02:53You say, hello.
02:54You say, hello.
02:55Then, what do you do?
02:56You call back, they call back at the same time.
02:57Nobody wants to wait.
02:58Then, they show busy.
02:59Amazing technology.
03:00If two people want to talk to each other, don't do it.
03:02If two people want to talk to each other, don't do it.
03:03Best case scenario is worse case scenario.
03:04Then, what do you do?
03:05Then, what do you do?
03:06You call back, they call back at the same time.
03:07Nobody wants to wait.
03:08Then, they show busy.
03:09Amazing technology.
03:10If two people want to talk to each other, don't do it.
03:11Best case scenario is worse case scenario.
03:13Then, what do you do?
03:14You call back, they call back at the same time.
03:16Nobody wants to wait.
03:17Then, they show busy.
03:19Amazing technology.
03:20If two people want to talk to each other, don't do it.
03:23Best case scenario is worse case scenario.
03:26Then, what happens?
03:28Then, what happens?
03:29You wait for the same time.
03:30Then, what happens?
03:31You wait for the same time.
03:38That will do it.
03:39Then, after 10 minutes, they call back exactly the same time.
03:42Then, you have to be synced.
03:46Then, you say, now I will take it.
03:47Now, I will not take it.
03:48You call back, you miss it.
03:50Then, you miss it.
03:51It's been running for 15 days.
03:5315 days, you call back.
03:55You call back, brother, what did you call?
03:56You say, yes, brother, happy birthday.
04:05There is so bad signal.
04:06There is so bad signal.
04:07There is so bad signal.
04:08There is no fun at all.
04:09There is no fun at all.
04:10Somebody calls and says,
04:11Hey, come here.
04:12I will cut your ass and fake it.
04:14Hello?
04:18Hello?
04:20Come here, come here.
04:22Hello, hello?
04:23One second.
04:24Hello?
04:25Hello?
04:26Hello?
04:27Yes, listen.
04:28Listen, listen.
04:29Yes, stop.
04:30Listen, I will cut your ass and...
04:31Hello?
04:32Not the ass, but the ass.
04:34Yes, stop, brother.
04:35I text you.
04:36I will text you.
04:38I will text you.
04:39I will cut your ass and fake it.
04:41This is so bad signal.
04:43If you call yourself,
04:45if you dial your own number,
04:47It shows you as busy.
04:50Could you be more free?
04:59Here we find unconventional solutions to everything.
05:04I was going to expressway, to the highway,
05:06and showed me a signboard.
05:08It's an accident-prone area.
05:10You saw it? It's an accident-prone area.
05:12I thought we didn't make you a disclaimer.
05:17When you know that there is an accident,
05:20then do something, right?
05:22What are you talking about with me?
05:30I know that there is an accident.
05:32There are two trucks left.
05:34Well, you're asking me a truck.
05:36Please, please.
05:41Accident-prone area.
05:42What do I know?
05:43Put a chair and eat popcorn there?
05:45What is happening?
05:47Look, look.
05:48Look, look.
05:49Look, that's a truck.
05:50Sometimes there is something that is lying.
05:52I was going to an airport.
05:53There was a person sitting on the check-in counter.
05:55There is a person sitting on the check-in counter.
05:56There is a person sitting on the back.
05:57There is a person saying,
05:58Do not pay bribe.
06:01The other countries, the government says,
06:02you don't want to ask bribe.
06:04Our government is lying.
06:06I don't think I know.
06:07I was saying,
06:08I don't care.
06:09The government is lying.
06:10I'm saying,
06:11I don't care to her.
06:12They are lying.
06:13I don't care.
06:14The people are lying.
06:15I don't care.
06:16You are lying.
06:17I don't know how to do it.
06:19We are living in the house of two-hocards.
06:21We are living in the house.
06:23We are living in the pockets.
06:25We're not buying our books anymore.
06:27Knock-knock, who is there? Passport of his police, take bribe.
06:31He said, we don't have to take it. Sir, take it like this, sir.
06:33Take it from 1900.
06:37There are many signs.
06:39I saw a sign in one station.
06:41There is a sign in it.
06:42It's called the cleaning from the pocket mar.
06:45I said, how good is this pocket mar?
06:49The Department of Police has given up.
06:52People tried to try it.
06:53All of them put it out.
06:55Sir, he's going to take it, sir.
06:57We're going to do what we're going to do.
06:59We're going to take it in the pocket mar.
07:02Like a Terminator.
07:06And this is a condescending attitude.
07:07Do not pay. Sorry.
07:09To get rid of pocket mar.
07:10What do you think?
07:11We're not going to get rid of pocket mar.
07:14What? What is the accusation?
07:15That we're going to get out of the wallet?
07:18Take it, take it.
07:25Is there anyone?
07:25What?
07:26My heart, who have broken it?
07:30The pocket mar.
07:30He's not getting rid of pocket mar.
07:31He's going to get rid of pocket mar.
07:33I'm sorry.
07:33Who is that?
07:34I'm torn my head.
07:35I've torn my head.
07:38Who is that?
07:39Who is that?
07:40Who's that?
07:41Sir.
07:41What different show is, sir?
07:42Don't do this accused.
07:43Sorry.
07:48I love it, dude.
07:49We have problems, solutions, all innovative.
07:53I've seen an advertisement and it's written,
07:55Think Equity, Think Motilal Oswal.
07:57Have you seen this? It says,
07:58Think Equity, Think Motilal Oswal.
08:00And they didn't have any conclusion to it.
08:04So I'm going to think about it.
08:09I'm getting up at 4 o'clock in the morning.
08:12What are you doing at Motilal?
08:15Is he also getting up at 4 o'clock in the morning?
08:17You know?
08:18Is it a big equity?
08:21What is this half advertising?
08:22This is like half magic trick.
08:24If you're going to sit in the morning and say,
08:25Look at the magic?
08:26You can see it.
08:27Think a number.
08:28Think a number.
08:29Think a number.
08:30Think a number.
08:31Go, boy.
08:32Do something with numbers.
08:34I'm getting up at night.
08:3637, 45.
08:38What will you eat?
08:3937, 45.
08:43Magicians who show number magic,
08:46They always come and tell you,
08:48Think of any number between 1 to 100.
08:50And as boot box,
08:51We always think of integers.
08:53They don't specify what integers.
08:55You can think anything.
08:57Someone says,
08:58Think of any number between 1 to 100.
08:59I say,
09:00Pi by 2.
09:06Think of another.
09:07Epsilon by 3.
09:09Add both.
09:10Scientific calculator.
09:11Look at this.
09:12Look at this.
09:13Look at this.
09:14Look at this.
09:15One second.
09:16It's wrong.
09:17Yes, brother.
09:18Say it.
09:19Now I'll guess.
09:20I'll guess.
09:21I'll guess.
09:22Okay.
09:23How many decimal points?
09:25It's not 64.
09:26And no.
09:28And no.
09:31Advertisements in our country,
09:32In the world cup,
09:33In the world cup,
09:34Randomly.
09:35I love this one.
09:37When the bowler bowling
09:38came out,
09:39But,
09:40They try to get another advertisement
09:42And that advertisement
09:44In the world cup.
09:45Problem is,
09:46Some advertisements,
09:47If you cut them in the middle,
09:48Message is wrong.
09:49They're not.
09:50I saw an advertisement
09:51And they started,
09:52They're not.
09:53They're not.
09:54They're not.
09:55They're not.
09:56They're not.
09:57They're not.
09:58They're not.
09:59They're not.
10:00They're not.
10:01They're not.
10:02They're not.
10:03They're not.
10:04They're not.
10:05If I'm invested in today
10:06And tomorrow
10:07They're down.
10:08The risk of mutual fund
10:10Is.
10:11Cut to Boomerab.
10:17What's the whole country
10:18of the most?
10:19What do you teach?
10:20I'll leave the phone,
10:21Get out of it.
10:22Get out of it.
10:23Move my entire store.
10:24Now, I've been telling you
10:25to go out of this country,
10:26and I'm giving you the risk
10:27There's a risk.
10:28Get in my entire life.
10:29Yes, I'll take back home.
10:34This feels so good,
10:36I can tell you
10:38That the construction
10:39Can done it?
10:48You'll be crazy, man.
10:51The country's been torn there.
10:54It's not been torn there.
10:56People do that in the metro,
10:58and sit inside.
11:00They don't feel happy when they're torn.
11:02No, no.
11:03They go inside and go to the place.
11:05Oh, no, no, no.
11:08Yes, dumb travelers.
11:13India is a developing country.
11:15They're always developing.
11:17Randomly, they're going to be torn,
11:19and they're going to be torn.
11:21We can't fully develop.
11:23Our development is going to be under development.
11:26If one is torn,
11:28two people are going to be torn.
11:30What do they do?
11:31Take it.
11:35Please do the honors.
11:37When you wake up,
11:39you'll get to the Mohenjo-dar.
11:41.
11:47.
11:48.
11:49.
11:51,
11:54.
11:55What is that?
11:59After opening, when you make something like this,
12:02you make something like this.
12:03In India, a footpath is making something like this,
12:05that no one has a friend in the world.
12:12You cannot walk side by side on Indian footpath.
12:15If you are walking in this way,
12:17then your friend will go in this way.
12:25I will go in this way.
12:30In the rest of the country,
12:31dude, there is a footpath here.
12:34There is a footpath here.
12:36There is a footpath here.
12:37There is a footpath here.
12:38There is a footpath here.
12:40There is no footpath here.
12:42We will not go there.
12:47We are a developing country,
12:48so there is a manhole here,
12:50but the cover is on the side.
12:53Our government gives us a chance to become Super Mario.
13:02If you have to see the underground level,
13:03you can see it.
13:04You are going,
13:05ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
13:08You are taking gold coins in the ground.
13:12Mushroom car,
13:13you have to kill a dog.
13:16This footpath is so much,
13:176 inches.
13:19There is a footpath here.
13:21You have to save the tree here.
13:28Around the tree,
13:31you have to keep it.
13:32Keep it up.
13:33Keep it up.
13:34You have to keep it up.
13:35You have to keep it up.
13:36It's fun.
13:37Why did you save this tree?
13:39We have to get a shadow.
13:40You will put it on the side,
13:43and you will not get a shadow.
13:45When there is a rain,
13:46you will put it on the side.
13:47You will put it on the side.
13:48You will put it in the inside.
13:49You will put it in the inside.
13:50You will put it in the inside.
13:52Come here.
13:58Please give BC Belle baths.
14:04In Bangalore,
14:05people don't have bathrobe.
14:06They have BC Belle bathrobe.
14:07I love it dude.
14:09I love it dude.
14:11I love it dude.
14:13It's so good in India.
14:15Footpath, footpath, other people,
14:17there is a definition of footpath.
14:19Footpath, footpath, footpath,
14:21it goes down, it goes down, it goes down,
14:23it goes down.
14:25In India there is nothing.
14:27In India there is footpath, footpath,
14:29you don't know what this is.
14:31What is this?
14:33Garbage,
14:35it goes down, it goes down,
14:37the footpath is going down,
14:39the people who have to switch to India.
14:41But they don't kill you.
14:43They take you one second before,
14:45take a bottle of water.
14:47Like a bouncer like a Pakistani bowler,
14:49you will have to kill you.
14:51You will have to kill you,
14:53you will have to become a superhero.
14:55Impromptu face pack.
14:57Multani mitti.
14:59No pimples thereafter.
15:05We will pretend here
15:07with the rules and regulations.
15:09Now the public is not standing in line.
15:11You are standing in line,
15:13you are standing in line,
15:15without telling you who is standing in line.
15:17Because he will go there.
15:19And he will not be ashamed,
15:21he will talk about it.
15:23And the flight is going on.
15:25Yes sir,
15:35but you will go inside my soul.
15:39The other guy is saying,
15:41what is the score?
15:43You are standing in line.
15:45You are standing in line.
15:47You are standing in line.
15:49No,
15:50the ten people are speaking.
15:51Then the ship is too late.
15:53Let's go guys, boarding.
15:55I stood by standing together.
15:57I was standing in line,
15:59the public is standing in line.
16:01Just in the chat,
16:02you are sitting in chat,
16:03the brigad roll will take a break,
16:04and say, hey, hey.
16:06Then everyone will go.
16:07No,
16:08they will go.
16:09When you know the name,
16:15then use it too.
16:18That's why I made the name that everyone took O.A.
16:21and then didn't have to select the O.A.
16:24It's just on the street.
16:26It's not on the O.A. anymore.
16:27It's in the boardroom meeting.
16:29The CEO has said that
16:31O.A.
16:32I am MD and I want to say it.
16:35In this country,
16:38we have said in the line.
16:39But in our traffic signal,
16:41there is a yellow light here.
16:45Who is not ready?
16:49Who says that
16:50after the red,
16:51it seems to be angry.
16:54Give me something,
16:55sir.
16:56Two primary colors back-to-back.
16:57No, no, no.
16:58YELLO
17:04Let's start the car.
17:07In public,
17:09go away from red lights
17:10and you give a car.
17:11I was standing on the red light.
17:13My friend was driving on the red light.
17:15She was standing on the red light.
17:16She was driving on the red light.
17:17She gave a car.
17:18She said,
17:19Oh mother Teresa,
17:20I'm coming back.
17:21I said to myself, sir, what a joke is yours, what a joke is yours.
17:30Our redundancy is so much in every thing.
17:37Our fan switch is also a regulator.
17:40In the regulator, it's zero.
17:43Enjoy.
17:45If someone wants to experiment,
17:48what a joke says is true or not?
17:51You switch on, regulator off, check.
17:53People are doing it.
17:55It's true.
17:57In the fan's regulator,
18:00it's zero, one, two, three, four, five.
18:02Zero, one, two, three, four, five.
18:04It's not accurate on any scale.
18:06Linear scale, logarithmic scale,
18:08I should tell you the actual reading.
18:10Zero, zero point one, zero point two,
18:12seventy nine.
18:14Perfect.
18:16And the artist is too funny.
18:23Why do you understand 5 and 1?
18:26Who is playing on the 1?
18:28What's the fan running around?
18:29Who is playing on the 1?
18:30I'm not playing on the 1.
18:34I'm playing on the 1.
18:35I'm playing on the 1.
18:37Ah!
18:42Garage..
18:49Fan goes on, but he's sarcastically.
18:52Fan goes on and he's like,
18:54Oh! Oh!
18:57Do you want to marry me?
19:01You're a fan.
19:03India's entire table fans, why are they on the chair?
19:10There's no ambition of the table fans.
19:13There's nothing on the chair.
19:15We don't have to do that.
19:17And the owner of the table fans will give everyone a chance.
19:20If you are the owner of the table fans,
19:22you call a guest at home,
19:23everyone will give you a chance.
19:24You're going to go.
19:26You don't want to go.
19:27You're going to go.
19:29Your lord is out there.
19:30You don't want to do money.
19:33I'm leaving everyone for me.
19:36Sometimes you will see yourself at night and the morning will go out inside.
19:42What a beautiful world will be in front of me.
19:45Go on and go against me.
19:47Then you've opened the table fans,
19:49then water drops.
19:51Put the table fans in the ceiling,
19:53then drop it for water.
19:54and then the water will come.
19:56Then what will I do for a day?
19:58In India, the excitement of tap is in India.
20:01Anything can happen.
20:03Anything can happen.
20:05There is one tap which you can open,
20:07before you open the tap and open your hand.
20:12You don't open the bottle of jam, son?
20:15Papa, you open the plumbing with your hands.
20:18Do you want to talk about it?
20:20I don't care about it.
20:24Okay, some ganga are in the crowd.
20:27All right, that's what happens.
20:29One tap which you open before 90 degrees will not come.
20:32You are curious.
20:34You will see your beautiful face inside it.
20:37In the next one degree,
20:39all the water will come together.
20:43Face pack number two.
20:45No pimples for years.
20:47One tap which is like relationship.
20:50It's easy to open and close.
20:53Sato.
20:55Sato.
21:01Sato.
21:02Sato.
21:03Sato.
21:04I love you.
21:05I love you.
21:06I'm going to go to the house.
21:12I'll go to the house.
21:14I'll go to the house.
21:22I'll sit for a second.
21:33I'll sit for a second.
21:36It's not the whole temperature.
21:38It's not the hair.
21:39It's clean.
21:40Sometimes I have vapour from my shower.
21:42Mix it, mix it, mix it, mix it.
21:44The normal temperature will come.
21:46Water is ready for consumption.
21:48When you face the shower, everything will be good.
21:50Like the old shower will be seen.
21:52Like the old shower will be gone.
21:54Leave your hair.
21:58Do some dracaries.
22:00It's cold, cold.
22:06You are burning.
22:08That's why the Indian public is doing so much.
22:12It's cold.
22:18One third is laughing.
22:20One third is clapping.
22:22One third is hiding face.
22:26You too.
22:28You too.
22:30We all are.
22:34The rest of the world is one thing.
22:35White, white, white, brown, brown, black, black, black.
22:37Indian public is brown,
22:38black, black, black, black, brown.
22:44It seems like Bhagavan is killing welding.
22:48Upper body is a factory, lower body is a factory.
22:50Bhagavan has gas, little tea.
22:52Take it out.
22:54You are gone.
22:56The footpath is gone.
23:02Oh man.
23:03India managed to surprise you every day.
23:05Why did you go to Lona Abla?
23:06The name of Jaga is Tiger Point.
23:08Okay.
23:09I'm expecting at least one cat will be there.
23:12Who is standing there?
23:14Humidity is 97%.
23:16Hari Ali is on the ground.
23:17Who is standing there?
23:18Camel is standing there.
23:21Camel.
23:22Could this animal be further removed from its natural habitat?
23:26From the desert,
23:27from the desert,
23:29which made the evolution of Praniko,
23:31that without water,
23:32he can live in a month and a month.
23:35He is standing in the 97% humidity.
23:39He can take a civilization from Africa to Mongolia.
23:42He can take 40ヤ to Kongolia for $20.
23:43thinking the baby girls take her off.
23:45That child is dying during this situation.
23:47When everyone yells at his children,
23:48the cost of牛.
23:52Chakal Roz.
23:54Oound is very depressing and комментарously in a chemical price.
23:57No!
23:58By age 2 creates pain.
23:59Every day I think they're so drunk and confused.
24:01What is junk?
24:04He's giving his sad looks.
24:05He's taking a photo of his friend on Instagram.
24:07How sad he is, how depressed he is.
24:10He's running around 20 liters of water in his own.
24:14He's running around 20 liters of water.
24:18He's showing sand of construction and his memory is coming to his house.
24:26He's remembering his memory.
24:28In Jayapur, we party in Registan.
24:30There's banjar.
24:31There's banjar.
24:36They eat cheese camel popcorn.
24:39This joke is for me.
24:45I love Indian households.
24:46In our households, there are such things.
24:48Like, in India,
24:49there can be anything in the fridge.
24:52I've never seen anybody go to a fridge
24:54and come back disappointed.
24:55You go to anything,
24:57there's a place to be.
24:58You go to your hand,
25:00then I'll say,
25:01my mouth will have a bite of it.
25:02Or you go to the house like this?
25:03But then you go to the house,
25:05and then you go to the house,
25:06and then you go to the house.
25:07You go to the house like this.
25:08You go to the house like this.
25:09There's nothing to have to bite.
25:10There's nothing to bite.
25:11There's nothing to bite.
25:13There is a photo of Black Hole.
25:15My dad said,
25:16Where are you going?
25:18Mom said, come under.
25:25She said, come from NASA.
25:27Where are you going from?
25:29My mom is crazy.
25:31Tell me, my mom is crazy.
25:33My mom is crazy.
25:35My mom is living in the same house.
25:37She doesn't understand that she doesn't reach the kitchen to the bedroom.
25:46And she hasn't tried any new methods.
25:48Every day, we have to watch the match.
25:51Just like you sit in the match,
25:53Mom will never forget.
25:55As you can TV on TV on TV on TV on TV on TV on TV on TV on TV.
26:00First of all, everyone ignores that Mom will figure out.
26:04Nobody goes in the first time.
26:07Everyone has so much money on the mom.
26:09It's a lot of money.
26:11Second, once again.
26:13Come by.
26:17He was on mute.
26:19He said, what is it saying, Mom?
26:21Come by.
26:26He goes to listen to what he is saying.
26:28Someone starts at the kitchen time and says,
26:29Mom, what are you saying?
26:30Mom is passive-aggressive.
26:40Nothing.
26:42How do you get this?
26:49Then you also get the money, you get the money, you get the money, then okay.
26:55Then, mom, you tell your hand, a dangerous message.
26:58Tell your father, make your food yourself.
27:05Say yourself, but my father didn't.
27:12Don't say to my father, don't say to my father.
27:16Then you'll get me to eat something, right?
27:19I don't know.
27:20There's no fault of messenger.
27:23What do you need to say to your father?
27:26My mother goes and says,
27:28you do something.
27:29My mother put a spell in the kitchen.
27:33She can see her.
27:36And she keeps sending us to her magic.
27:41You'll go and you'll see your face.
27:51What do you say to her?
27:53I understand.
27:54My mother says, what are you seeing?
27:56A spherical yellow thing.
27:58She says, yeah.
28:01Did you get a lighter?
28:02No.
28:03No.
28:04No.
28:05Then your mother says, where is it?
28:07Where is it?
28:08She says, where is it?
28:10My mother says, what are you doing?
28:16My mother says, what is it?
28:18No one can say in the world.
28:20She's the enemy of the dhul.
28:22My mother is the enemy of the dhul.
28:24My mother is in the room.
28:25She's running away from the dhul.
28:27She's clean from herself.
28:28Mother is hitting the entry of the dhul.
28:30She's running away from the dhul.
28:31Bye, guys.
28:32She's running away from the morning.
28:34She's running away from the morning.
28:35The first day of the dhul is coming from the dhul.
28:36Okay.
28:42You'll see everywhere.
28:43Every place is dust.
28:44Every place is dust.
28:45You'll see everywhere.
28:46There's no dust.
28:47Light on once.
28:48Every place.
28:49You'll see everywhere.
28:51You'll see.
28:52You'll see.
28:53You'll see.
29:02Go!
29:03It won't go.
29:04When my mommy won't go, it won't go.
29:06How much do you pay for someone?
29:08It's so dhul, dude.
29:09It's so dhul in my house.
29:11I asked my friend if the dhul is coming from here.
29:14He said, dust is mostly dead skin.
29:18This means...
29:20I'm the dhul.
29:23This is me.
29:26I'm giving my brother money
29:28to get out of my house.
29:32Lights back.
29:35How amazing is it?
29:36You're not expecting it.
29:38This will be a science experiment here.
29:40It will be an experiment here.
29:51I was in the country.
29:52And I went there.
29:53I went there.
29:54Indian people only buy cheap goods.
29:56Every place.
29:57The name is wrong.
29:58People think that we are cheap.
29:59I'm changing the perception.
30:01I'm changing the perception.
30:02I'm changing the perception.
30:03I go to the most expensive stores,
30:05ask for the most expensive stuff
30:07and when they show it to me,
30:08I'm not impressed.
30:11I went to Japan in a shop.
30:13I said, do you have any expensive wine?
30:16I said, $20,000 wine.
30:17Very nice.
30:18I said, expensive.
30:19I said, expensive.
30:25So, this expensive.
30:26I said, this expensive.
30:27I said, this expensive in Japan.
30:31In India, beggar, drink this.
30:32He said, $20,000.
30:33That's why they said $20,000.
30:38Okay, sorry.
30:39I said, no, no, no.
30:42I said, no, no, no.
30:43I said, no, no, no.
30:44I said, no, no.
30:45I said, Indian economy, booming.
30:465.8% buddy
30:51We should do everything
30:55You don't want to buy anything
30:56You don't want to buy anything
30:57You don't want to buy anything
30:58You don't want to buy anything
30:59In a toy shop
31:00Do you have an aeroplane?
31:01I'm like an aeroplane toy
31:02In Japan, a toy aeroplane
31:03In India, a big aeroplane
31:05Fly
31:06Woo
31:09I'm selling JCB in the public
31:16People are missing Indian customers
31:19I'm going to buy a lot of money
31:20You'll need a lot of money
31:23You go to the country
31:24If you don't know their language
31:26They don't know your language
31:28Then you don't try to learn their language
31:30You just slow down your language
31:32Hoping that
31:34That's the work
31:35In Japan, a person says
31:36Where is the station?
31:37What is the way to the station?
31:39They say,
31:40I don't understand anything
31:41I don't understand anything
31:42I don't understand anything
31:43I say,
31:44Where?
31:45East
31:47Station
31:51He says
31:52Arigat
31:53Oh, gozaimhaar
31:58Way
32:02His brain comes to English
32:04He forgot
32:05He will slowly say
32:06He will slowly
32:07He is not a child
32:09Slowly
32:10He will slowly say
32:11Oh
32:12He is a person
32:14He is a different language
32:15He is a person
32:16He is a different language
32:17He will always go
32:18If someone doesn't know English
32:19He will forget
32:20He will always forget
32:21He will always forget
32:22You start speaking bad English
32:23He will always forget
32:24He will always match
32:25He will always forget
32:26He will always forget
32:27He will always forget
32:28One person said
32:29How many cigarettes
32:30Wanting you?
32:31I said
32:32Too many cigarettes
32:33Wanting me?
32:34Very easy
32:35A little guy
32:36The world
32:38He will always forget
32:39He has not
32:40He will always forget
32:41What he knows
32:42He is a person
32:43I said
32:44He will always ask
32:45Do you speak
32:46To me
32:47To me
32:48To me
32:50There are too many secrets wanting me.
32:53Verb, tense, noun, sentence, nothing to this.
32:57My mom said,
32:58I will go, I will go.
33:06People are driving in the ULTA side.
33:09No one can tell them to go there.
33:11They are driving in the ULTA side.
33:12They are happy.
33:13But they are driving in the ULTA side.
33:15But they are sitting in the ULTA side.
33:17In the car.
33:18And they are not able to do Indian brain.
33:20I was standing in the morning and I was standing in the morning.
33:22And there was a car in the ULTA side.
33:24And there was a 3-year-old child.
33:29I was impressed by the day.
33:32I said,
33:33I was doing this country.
33:34Look at the driving sense of 3-year-old child.
33:37What a good girl.
33:41And then I sat there with a dog in the next car.
33:43In the car.
33:46I didn't understand that.
33:47I said, this is the thing.
33:49In our country, the dog is running in the car.
33:51The dog is at 8-90 billion.
33:52I said,
33:55If you aren't going to do the country,
33:58who is going to do the country?
34:01So who will do the country?
34:03Other people think that the Indian people of the math is very right.
34:08And the mathematics say,
34:10I don't think that's to you.
34:12It's not a big mistake.
34:14Arir Bhatt is gone.
34:17How many of you don't like maths?
34:22Don't say a joke.
34:24You don't like maths.
34:26You don't like maths.
34:28Two plus two, three.
34:32I love maths.
34:33I've noticed there are two kinds of people.
34:35A, people who hate maths and are not good at maths.
34:38B, people who like maths and are good at maths.
34:41When A and B, I conclude, people don't hate maths.
34:43They hate themselves.
34:45There are things to hate about how maths is taught in India.
34:49Like the question is, maths is not.
34:51If my brother's brother's brother's brother,
34:53brother,
34:55brother,
34:56brother,
34:58brother,
34:59brother,
35:01brother,
35:03brother,
35:05who are you?
35:07I'll take it straight.
35:09You're not my point.
35:10You're not my point.
35:17I don't have any interest in my question.
35:19I don't have any interest in my question.
35:21That's also for one mark.
35:23And I've solved it,
35:24you're my mother.
35:26shouldn't have any interest in my mark.
35:27It's a one of the big facts.
35:28It's just that you need to take them בעgé.
35:30tru
35:44can be used in a day.
35:49So 15 people can be used in a day?
35:52Who will be?
35:55You have made the country underground.
36:00You have to use more.
36:05We have to learn anything in maths, we can't understand.
36:07This question comes from the square root of minus one.
36:10This question comes from the square root of minus one.
36:12The square root of minus one is an imaginary number.
36:15The square root of minus one is an imaginary number.
36:18And we have to understand.
36:20What will happen?
36:21We have never thought that minus one itself is an imaginary number.
36:26This has come from our minds.
36:28Have you ever seen naturally occurring minus one?
36:32How many apples in apple is this?
36:36Minus one.
36:38We will also drink it.
36:42How manyilles can we experience in this singleiete?
36:44Minus one.
36:45How many apples develop?
36:48Minus one
36:57The only way we can have minus one is
36:59in life there could never be a mixture of medios.
37:01Then you can come out to the toilet and say I have a minus one laddu.
37:12Sorry mommy, one second.
37:17I'm displaying a laddu.
37:23I'm saying I have a little laddu.
37:34I like comedy audience.
37:38I love comedy audience.
37:40Because you are literally a good guy.
37:47You are the ones you are.
37:50Think about it.
37:51Look at the money in traffic.
37:53A little bit of a bar.
37:55A little bit of a bar.
37:57A little bit of a bar.
37:59You have come and say I have no idea.
38:03First of all, I have to book a ticket before.
38:05That day I have no idea.
38:13In my life, I am so sad.
38:16I have no brother or mom or papa.
38:19I have to give professional help.
38:22I will call the world for one minute.
38:25Haha lol lol, I will be ruffle.
38:31It will be fun.
38:33I am sitting at school boys like that.
38:35One minute.
38:36This room is fluctuating.
38:38But you don't have to be happy.
38:40You don't have to be happy.
38:42You don't have to be happy.
38:44You don't have to be happy.
38:46You have to be happy.
38:47You don't have to be happy.
38:48You don't have to be happy,
38:49you have to happy,
38:51you have to be happy.
38:53So then you remember your life.
38:57Then you see me from left to right and left to right and left to right.
39:04Like, chacha, medicine has gone.
39:10One more, one more, come on, come on, come on!
39:15This room keeps fluctuating with extreme depression and euphoria.
39:20Look.
39:23I'm going to say something.
39:26What in my life?
39:30One says, hey!
39:35How did you feel?
39:37You've fallen in your mind?
39:40Now you say, hey, you've fallen in your mind.
39:46I like comedy audience.
39:48There are thousands of people who come to me.
39:50I don't have money.
39:52I don't have money.
39:54I don't have money.
39:55I don't have money.
39:56Five stars are the most sad.
39:57Because when you are in a poor house, you are like, this is why I am sad.
40:03When you go to five stars and you are still sad, you are like, I am just sad.
40:11It is me.
40:13I don't have a happy life.
40:14My friend didn't get a happy life.
40:15My friend didn't get a happy life.
40:16I didn't get a happy life.
40:17I didn't get a happy life.
40:18My friend said, you meditate.
40:21You focus on your mind.
40:22You will be happy.
40:23You will be happy.
40:24I have tried to meditate.
40:25I am not happy, but my feelings are slow.
40:27So, I am slow.
40:28My feelings get slowly and slowly come.
40:30I sat down and said, I will die today.
40:32Or tomorrow, will I die?
40:33You will die today.
40:34Or tomorrow, will I die tomorrow.
40:37I will die today or tomorrow, Gandhiji has said that tomorrow I will die today
40:44tomorrow I will die today I will die today I will die now but you have to take the rest
40:50one good idea, the only way to attain true happiness is not through all of this
40:56no, the only way to attain true happiness is when the other person is a good choice
41:07that is an orgasm of the human soul
41:10you actually have sex with it
41:13someone says you watch Rahul and you have to one second
41:17ask me
41:19ask me
41:20ask me
41:21ask me
41:22ask me
41:24all of you are going to listen to me
41:27the only thing in the bitching is not the good of the other person
41:33so 4 people go outside
41:35My mother says, what are four people saying?
41:37Four people don't say anything good.
41:41If you see four people enjoying four people,
41:45they say, oh, away.
41:47They don't say that I have a start-up funding.
41:49They say, what's your start-up?
41:55Four people enjoy it.
41:57Two people, three people enjoy it.
41:59In two groups, agreement, disagreement, too quick.
42:01Rahul is very hard, he is.
42:03What do you say?
42:06Do you want to add something?
42:08What's your opinion about Rahul?
42:10Let's go.
42:11Disagreement is very big.
42:12Rahul is very big.
42:13What do you say, Rahul?
42:14What do you say?
42:15There are three groups.
42:16There are three groups.
42:17Either one is missing or one is extra.
42:21Sorry.
42:25If someone comes to three groups,
42:26I know who you are.
42:29Are you having sex?
42:30No, then you are extra.
42:35Some are nodding.
42:36Yes.
42:37Yes.
42:38Yes.
42:39Yes.
42:40Yes.
42:41Yes.
42:42Yes.
42:43Yes.
42:44Yes.
42:45Yes.
42:46Yes.
42:47Yes.
42:48And then I know someone less.
42:49What now?
42:50He said
43:03Yes.
43:04Oh,онов Deep.
43:05You say begitu?
43:06No, my God.
43:07I will leave desaparecer.
43:08He will Buma and I will invade.
43:09He will provoke us.
43:10How does it feel? Tell me.
43:12You also know that before one round, one round is good.
43:17So you also do a little good.
43:19It feels good to me.
43:21It feels good to me.
43:23It's good to be with hard-working people.
43:25It's good to be in my world.
43:27Feeling good actually.
43:29It feels good to be with me.
43:32I mean, it's good to be friends.
43:34On every table, on a straight board,
43:36there's a person who doesn't pretend.
43:38You can't do it.
43:40You can't do it.
43:44He's very sad in life.
43:46The teacher has made a duster fake on him,
43:48and he's made a duster fake on him.
43:52He does not care.
43:54He's going straight.
43:56He's saying, Rahul!
43:58He's minding him.
44:00Then he's minding him.
44:02He's minding him.
44:04He's minding him.
44:06He's minding him.
44:08He's minding him.
44:10He's minding him.
44:12He's minding him.
44:14He's minding him.
44:18Then he's going to start.
44:20Bro, you're starting to start.
44:22First round.
44:23But now you're vague.
44:24He's like,
44:25he's a little weird.
44:26He's like, how many wives come to him?
44:28How many wives come to him?
44:30If she's going to him,
44:32he's not saying.
44:34Non-tangible.
44:36First, non-tangible.
44:37He's like,
44:38he's like,
44:39he's like coffee,
44:40he's like coffee,
44:41how is he drinking?
44:42Then he's got a tangible story.
44:44I say, Rahul,
44:45he's a professional.
44:47He's drinking ganja.
44:49He's eating ganja.
44:51He's eating ganja.
44:53All things he's eating ganja.
44:54That day, the boss asked the supplier's number.
45:04So Rahul said,
45:05He gave the supplier's number.
45:07Gupta Ji called and cried,
45:08He said,
45:09He said,
45:10He said,
45:11He said,
45:12He said,
45:13He said,
45:14He said,
45:15He said,
45:16He said,
45:17He said,
45:18He said,
45:19He said,
45:20He said,
45:21Yes,
45:25He said,
45:27Gupta Ji arrested.
45:29But he爸 went that way.
45:31Oh that's his name boy!
45:33He was began excessive.
45:35Now he must start another story.
45:38He said,
45:40He said he did not do anything.
45:42He said,
45:43He said,
45:45...
45:46He mai,
45:48He said,
45:49Hey there is no anger,
45:50It's no anger.
45:51We have to ask for the meeting of our event,
45:56we have to ask for the chief minister,
45:58and we have to ask for the waiter,
46:00and he says,
46:01I have to ask for the permission of the chief minister.
46:03He says,
46:04Dude.
46:05Dude is chief minister.
46:07Dude,
46:08the weed in California is legal.
46:11When will you go to Assam?
46:13The chief minister says,
46:15I am Kerala chief minister.
46:17He says,
46:19Sorry, dude.
46:20Didn't mean it.
46:21Dude is that.
46:22Bro is that.
46:24The third one says,
46:25This is nothing.
46:26We were going to take the airport security for office outing.
46:30He took the bag of Rahul.
46:33Rahul is fighting with him.
46:35He says, Dude,
46:36Why did you take my hat?
46:38He says,
46:39Sir, there is a bag in your van.
46:47Rahul says,
46:48Sir.
46:49Don't say anything.
46:50I don't mix anything.
46:51He looks like it.
46:52And he doesn't use the bag.
46:54He doesn't use the bag.
46:55Okay?
46:56The chief minister says,
46:58Sir,
46:59Why do you wear camouflage on the airport?
47:07Don't be quiet.
47:09You don't wear normal clothes.
47:12The chief minister says,
47:14He looks like the stock money.
47:15He says,
47:17Sir,
47:18his penis is to come here.
47:20So,
47:21You demand pay for bills for $10,000.
47:23He says,
47:24Sir,
47:25Can I accept you, sir?
47:32We worried the bank from the Maths
47:34that he gave us money.
47:36Right,
47:37You please.
47:39My favorite bank is the E.S. Bank.
47:41What was the names that were proposed that this was selected?
47:51Yes bank, no bank, or maybe bank.
47:55Listen, sir, the fourth option is all of the above bank.
48:01Yes, yes, it has a good vibe to it.
48:05And some people don't know about the bank.
48:07They say, no bank. They say, no bank.
48:11That's why I think that this is from yes bank.
48:15Sir, maybe.
48:17Maybe.
48:18Maybe.
48:19Maybe.
48:20Maybe.
48:22Yes bank.
48:24Bank of India.
48:28You came from England.
48:31You came from India.
48:32Your child is the child of India.
48:34You came from India.
48:36Then the point of name is the name.
48:38Object of location can be a little bit of your name.
48:45But my most favorite bank, I will not take the name, but I will tell you which bank it is.
48:50My dad walks in his bank.
48:52This is my accident.
48:53My father called.
48:54My father called.
48:55He said, my father, my accident.
48:56My father goes to lunchtime.
48:57He called.
49:02It's the lunch break of India.
49:04When you go to this bank, you face the previous generation.
49:13Because they are at their speed.
49:15You are at your speed.
49:17And none of you are going to come into each other's speed.
49:20It's full clash.
49:21You go to the first day.
49:22He is running around the bank and he is running around...
49:26As I was told, I had to take a token.
49:33You went to a day and went to a security guard.
49:37And, brother, there will be a gun in a gun, right?
49:41I'm like, let's go.
49:43I'm like, okay, my son.
49:46You go to another day, you get a token,
49:47and you don't get a number of numbers.
49:49Both times, you get a name of a window window.
49:51Okay, a single window.
49:54Like me.
49:57Where do you go?
49:59Then you go to a counter.
50:01You go to a line line,
50:02and you go back and say,
50:03Madam, I'm going to buy 500 rupees.
50:05But you don't say anything.
50:07That's not how you talk in this bank.
50:09You say.
50:11Hello, madam.
50:20500 rupees.
50:23Your brain can't comprehend.
50:24The sound can come up above.
50:26You go inside.
50:28You go inside.
50:29You go inside.
50:30You go inside.
50:31You go inside.
50:32I say.
50:33You go inside.
50:34The random thing is wrong.
50:35I'm just, I'm just typing one finger.
50:36Okay?
50:37That whole bank is typing one finger.
50:39The other thing starts to open,
50:41I say, you don't use this.
50:43You go inside.
50:45You go inside.
50:47The smile is really way.
50:49You go inside.
50:50I'm typing, typing, typing, typing, typing.
50:51I'm looking at.
50:52You say,
50:53Madam, I'm getting the user name now.
50:55with the password.
50:57You put a $5,000 on her.
51:01How will you do that?
51:04And then you'll get the noise.
51:06Say, Madam.
51:07Can we buy $500?
51:10You've awakened the dragon.
51:13Madam, look at your phone.
51:15Madam, give a farm.
51:17Oh, I don't buy a farm.
51:20Sorry, I'm going to buy.
51:25Every thing has a form for them.
51:28Every thing has a form for them.
51:30Sir, give me a form for them.
51:32Oh, sorry, sorry.
51:34Sorry, where do you start from?
51:36To start from childhood.
51:38You guys are late.
51:40For anything.
51:42Sir, if you want to steal the bank,
51:44you can take two bags.
51:46Sir, two bags.
51:48Sir, give me all the money.
51:50You take a form for them.
51:52Oh, my God.
51:54I am a terrorist.
51:58I am a terrorist.
52:00You have written in the occupation.
52:02If you have a reputed terrorist organization,
52:06a reputed terrorist organization has a certificate.
52:09It has an attested copy.
52:11So, take it.
52:13What do you need?
52:14Sir, I need all the money.
52:16What do you need to write?
52:18I will write.
52:20I will write.
52:22I will write.
52:23Yes.
52:24And don't do anything wrong.
52:25They have diabetes.
52:26Okay?
52:27Go to the side.
52:29Okay.
52:30Okay.
52:31I am dying.
52:33I am dying.
52:36I am dying.
52:38I am dying.
52:39I am dying.
52:40I am dying.
52:41I am dying.
52:42I am dying.
52:43I am dying.
52:44these rights are not a rent agreement.
52:45It's not an agreement.
52:50It is not private bank.
52:53It is, it is government.
52:55You got a from the form.
52:59I'm getting a from the form,
53:00looking and seeing it,
53:00you are getting the right手,
53:01the cat that you are earning,
53:02when you're living with 60 fallen.
53:03Then they Russian grand man with you,
53:05and people ask you,
53:06they will not store the whole thing.
53:07They go.
53:07If you get a Ford, you relax without taking a pen.
53:14But you give up, you don't kill.
53:16You don't use a pen for 10 years.
53:17You have to find a pen in your body.
53:22It will happen.
53:26Chhatri.
53:33Laddu.
53:34You don't get a pen.
53:37You have to find a pen.
53:38One pen has kept it.
53:40One pen has kept it.
53:41The pen has kept it.
53:42It's called Parle Ji.
53:43It's called the pen.
53:45It's called the pen.
53:47If you do it with this,
53:49it's like,
53:50it's like,
53:51it's like a pen.
53:52Which person's motivation level is so low?
53:55If you look at it,
53:56you take it,
53:57but it's like,
53:58That's why?
53:59What?
54:00It's like a pen.
54:01But it starts working out.
54:03First,
54:05you're easy easy living.
54:06Then you get the doubt too.
54:07You're like,
54:08Uncle is too old.
54:09Uncle is poor.
54:10Uncle says,
54:11little than close,
54:12the person will take on your face.
54:13But first you notice
54:14all capital letters.
54:17And then,
54:18you get the doubt.
54:19Uncle,
54:20it's called name field.
54:21There is a name.
54:23Yeah, right?
54:25Your name has your name?
54:27It's a name.
54:29So write it.
54:31Okay.
54:33Your name is Papa?
54:35Write it back.
54:37You're asking the gun's license?
54:39How about the gun's license?
54:41When did I do it?
54:43I didn't have registration.
54:45Terrorists are running.
54:47I don't even know.
54:49I'm not matching the photo.
54:51I'm not matching the photo.
54:53You're running.
54:55You're running.
54:57Why the public is running, I don't even know.
54:59If you're running 10 times,
55:01when you go to the counter,
55:03it's the same failure.
55:05It's very basic.
55:07It's 40 times.
55:09It's a basic mistake.
55:11What's your name?
55:13This one.
55:15Why is Vimal written here?
55:17Sorry, madam.
55:19You're writing.
55:21You're writing.
55:23It's a little problem.
55:25Which year is going on?
55:272019.
55:29That's the same, madam.
55:31You wrote on your birthday.
55:33Yes, madam.
55:35I'm very young.
55:37Look, I'm not coming.
55:39Then you write.
55:41Papa's name is 100 bucks.
55:43Mama's name is 100 bucks.
55:45So, it's written.
55:47By the way, there was a very difficult question.
55:49Who gave your money to die?
55:53You said that you're paying 500 rupees.
55:58Get out of me.
56:00So, now, my brother would be like,
56:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:04Sorry, mommy.
56:05Not the good thing.
56:06I got it.
56:07I got it.
56:08Receive the most final round.
56:09The top one.
56:10I got it.
56:11I got it.
56:12Thank you, Adam.
56:13I am so sorry.
56:14I got it.
56:15I got it.
56:16I got it.
56:17Give the other two of my madam.
56:18Give it to your course.
56:19How many different slid discs?
56:20How many people have slipped on the screen?
56:27Then comes the most final field
56:29the toughest field
56:30100 people for name
56:32100 people for name
56:33100 people for name
56:34100 people for name
56:35100 people for name
56:363 people for name
56:37How can you have to be sold?
56:38And you don't call it
56:39You say that
56:41You write the name
56:42on the chalk
56:43Woohoo
56:45Start to be sold
56:46The address means
56:47I don't have to write
56:48I don't have to make
56:49F-13, Godavari building, you will hit the main road from the main road, don't be afraid.
56:54You will go further, okay?
56:56No, there is no problem.
56:57There is a lot of pain.
56:59They have opened it.
57:01You will have to come from one or two corners.
57:04But you will have to keep your anger.
57:06Now, go further, look at a camel, you don't have to talk very depressed about that.
57:12After that, I see my car, how do you know that you will face the table fan from the bar.
57:19Mumbai, Maharashtra, 444222, India, Earth, bracket, solar system, bracket, universe, bracket, this universe, not parallel, chipkodata.
57:40Then you realize my car cut.
57:42Next line is address line 2.
57:44How do you hug me, Maharashtra?
57:51One more time, you will have to make fun.
57:54Thank you guys, you have an amazing audience, thank you so much.
58:01Parada, oh, standing over, great.
58:04Amazing.
58:05Woohoo!
58:06Woohoo!
58:08Woohoo!
58:10Stop.
58:12Turn off.
58:13I'll put the trigger on your magic sword.
58:18Ridiculous.
58:24Come on!
58:29Come on!
58:30Come on!
58:31Come on!
58:32Oh, oh!
58:34Thank you!
58:36Thank you!
58:38Bye bye!
58:40Bye guys!
59:04Bye bye!
59:34Bye bye!
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