MY FIRST STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL . I poured my heart into creating this special, and I am so grateful that I finally get to share it with you.
This show is incredibly close to my heart. It's about me who never wanted to get married... and how everything changed after meeting my husband. If you've been a part of my comedy journey in any way—by coming to a show, watching a reel, sharing a video, or simply cheering me on—thank you. So this one is for you. And to love. ❤️
Touring with my new show Out of Order- Super excited for that!
India Tour:
https://in.bookmyshow.com/events/shas...
It's my story. Hope you like it.
I'd be very grateful if you share the video and subscribe to the channel.
For business enquiries : Shashi@flipsyde.in
Credits:
Written & Performed By : Shashi Dhiman
Directed By: Anjay Madhan
Creative Producer: Pranav Bhatia
Post Production: Play Pause Studio
Sound mixing and mastering: Sreejith Menon
Venue: The Comedy Theater, Indiranagar, Bangalore
Artist Manager: Abhishek Sharma (Flipsyde)
Thumbnail: Hiren Shrimali (Team DIGI-MAA)
Special thanks to Osho Jain for Outro Music.
#standupcomedy #indianstandupcomedy #comedy #standupcomedyspecial #lateststandupcomedy
This show is incredibly close to my heart. It's about me who never wanted to get married... and how everything changed after meeting my husband. If you've been a part of my comedy journey in any way—by coming to a show, watching a reel, sharing a video, or simply cheering me on—thank you. So this one is for you. And to love. ❤️
Touring with my new show Out of Order- Super excited for that!
India Tour:
https://in.bookmyshow.com/events/shas...
It's my story. Hope you like it.
I'd be very grateful if you share the video and subscribe to the channel.
For business enquiries : Shashi@flipsyde.in
Credits:
Written & Performed By : Shashi Dhiman
Directed By: Anjay Madhan
Creative Producer: Pranav Bhatia
Post Production: Play Pause Studio
Sound mixing and mastering: Sreejith Menon
Venue: The Comedy Theater, Indiranagar, Bangalore
Artist Manager: Abhishek Sharma (Flipsyde)
Thumbnail: Hiren Shrimali (Team DIGI-MAA)
Special thanks to Osho Jain for Outro Music.
#standupcomedy #indianstandupcomedy #comedy #standupcomedyspecial #lateststandupcomedy
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00:00:03My wife is married
00:00:05My wife is married
00:00:06Yes, yes, yes
00:00:11I just want to tell this for applause
00:00:14What was the applause for you?
00:00:17This is coming for your applause
00:00:19I'm very happy when I married
00:00:22I'm very happy
00:00:24I'm very happy
00:00:26I'm so happy
00:00:27I'm only happy with this
00:00:31that I don't have to go on a date
00:00:33They were very strange
00:00:34I mean, the girls are strange
00:00:40I don't want to go with them
00:00:43I went on a date
00:00:44A girl came and said to me
00:00:45Listen
00:00:45I'm a liar
00:00:46What?
00:00:49What?
00:00:50I'm a liar
00:00:51I'm a liar
00:00:52What?
00:00:53What are you?
00:00:55I'm a liar
00:00:56I'm a liar
00:00:57I'm a liar
00:00:59I don't believe in them
00:01:01You can see
00:01:02Some people believe in them
00:01:03I'm very happy
00:01:04I'm very happy
00:01:04My mom has 10 fingers
00:01:05and 20 fingers
00:01:06I put 10 fingers
00:01:08I put 10 fingers
00:01:09and 20 fingers
00:01:10I used to make the rice
00:01:11and made the waffle
00:01:12I used to make the waffle
00:01:18I ate with the waffle
00:01:18You eat the waffle
00:01:20It's very hard
00:01:21I got the tongue
00:01:21I got the tongue
00:01:22I got a tongue
00:01:24Everybody's mother
00:01:25I used to make my Thanos
00:01:30I would dress
00:01:31I would eat
00:01:31a ninja
00:01:32and I would kill
00:01:32and kill me
00:01:32and leave a pen
00:01:37and I gave a
00:01:37really unusual
00:01:37mother
00:01:38Since 2005
00:01:40I would experience my mind
00:01:40and got my Josh
00:01:41in fifth class
00:01:43I was reading history, Akbar died, and I was very sad.
00:01:47I said, Mom, Akbar, why did he die?
00:01:50He said that he cut the mangalwar.
00:01:53They cut the mangalwar?
00:01:59How is this happening, brother?
00:02:01Where the horses are going, the horses are going,
00:02:03one guy is running with a nail cutter.
00:02:07The king will be pedicure, you are your own.
00:02:13I was always talking about these things.
00:02:15I told him, son,
00:02:16to marry someone,
00:02:17to marry someone with M.
00:02:20He said,
00:02:21M, M, M,
00:02:23I said,
00:02:24Mom, son, you want to marry someone with M.
00:02:28Don't marry someone with M.
00:02:32What do you think?
00:02:35You are cut, brother.
00:02:37M.
00:02:38M.
00:02:38They are the plant lovers.
00:02:43They are the kids.
00:02:44They are the parents.
00:02:45Who are those of you?
00:02:51They are a very tough life.
00:02:53You understand?
00:02:53They are a very tough life.
00:02:54Bro, if someone ask.
00:02:55He said,
00:02:56He said, very hard, very hard.
00:03:01He said, what are you doing? He said, 6-3-9.
00:03:09My mother told me that I don't want to ask.
00:03:11He said, I don't want to ask.
00:03:13He said, no, no, this is just bad news.
00:03:15I don't want to ask.
00:03:18I didn't believe in all these things.
00:03:20I said, Mom, what is this?
00:03:22He said, shut up.
00:03:22I said, I tell you, a man in a couple and a non-manglic,
00:03:26never becomes a man.
00:03:27They don't have to be happy.
00:03:28They don't have to be happy.
00:03:29They give up their kids and their children.
00:03:31I said, tell me, who is the man in your father?
00:03:36He said, your dad.
00:03:43I asked him, Dad, you don't want to ask.
00:03:45I'm just mad.
00:03:48No, bro.
00:03:49I don't want to marry anyone.
00:03:51I don't want to marry anyone.
00:03:52I was against marriage.
00:03:53I was anti-marriage.
00:03:54My mother was pro-marriage.
00:03:56Pro-ultra-max.
00:03:58My mother had two dreams.
00:04:00Ludo and my marriage.
00:04:04But she wanted to marry me.
00:04:06But I wanted to keep away from girls.
00:04:08In my childhood, I told me,
00:04:10that, son, these girls are fine.
00:04:14They don't want to stay away from them.
00:04:16I said, my father is a girl.
00:04:19He said, you're too far away.
00:04:24Four brothers and sisters.
00:04:27They stay away from them.
00:04:32I didn't know who I was.
00:04:33I didn't want to marry anyone.
00:04:34I asked anyone for permission.
00:04:35I just asked them,
00:04:36I'll always ask them,
00:04:36what to do after marriage.
00:04:37We won't say anything.
00:04:39They will be closed.
00:04:40They will put it down on their head.
00:04:41Whatever to do after marriage.
00:04:44So, now I play a joke.
00:04:48They're filled with a house.
00:04:49They stay on their house.
00:04:51They don't ask anything.
00:04:52I don't know what to do. I've put it in my mouth.
00:04:55Do you mind doing marriage?
00:04:57Do you mind doing it?
00:04:59Do you mind doing it first?
00:05:00Do you mind doing it first?
00:05:02First of all, my mom told me that you have to do a marriage.
00:05:05Yes, that's right.
00:05:07Yes, that's right.
00:05:09What I'm going to say about you?
00:05:12We always say that you have to do a marriage.
00:05:16For any marriage, no one has to say,
00:05:19Oh, nice to meet you, brother.
00:05:22Every bad thing is like this.
00:05:24You have to do a job.
00:05:28No one wants to do a make-out.
00:05:36I'm not doing it wrong.
00:05:38I don't want to do my marriage.
00:05:41I feel like someone doesn't need to do a marriage.
00:05:45My family doesn't do a force.
00:05:46They do emotional blackmail.
00:05:49There was a brother who was a vampire-type brother.
00:05:54Who would marry him?
00:05:55They would show him.
00:05:58Oh, son, let me show you a marriage.
00:06:02Let me show them.
00:06:05But I don't see them.
00:06:09They don't want to do it.
00:06:10They want to do it.
00:06:10They want to do it at home.
00:06:11They want to do it at home.
00:06:13They want to do it at home.
00:06:14Because I've been married with my brother's emotional blackmail.
00:06:16They want to marry my brother's emotional blackmail?
00:06:19My brother's name is Emotional blackmail.
00:06:22No.
00:06:23No, no, no.
00:06:24My brother was in the office.
00:06:26My mother called her to beech 2 o'clock at 3 o'clock.
00:06:28She said, you're a shame.
00:06:31She said, you're doing PPE.
00:06:35She said, yes, you're a little bit.
00:06:38She said, your dad's so bad.
00:06:42So bad.
00:06:43Go get the girl with the number that she gave.
00:06:46She's the last one.
00:06:48My brother's brother.
00:06:50He's gone with a boy and he's gone.
00:06:53He's gone with a girl.
00:06:55He's talking to her.
00:06:56Suddenly he realized that
00:06:58we're not our brother.
00:07:05They say so much.
00:07:08I didn't care about my friends.
00:07:11Why do I care about my friends?
00:07:13I've never seen my happy couples around.
00:07:16I've never seen them.
00:07:17I've never seen them before.
00:07:18I've never seen them before.
00:07:19I've never seen them before.
00:07:22They were survivors.
00:07:25You've also seen him love themselves.
00:07:29I've never seen them.
00:07:30No, I'm not saying my parents in time,
00:07:31No, I'm saying that.
00:07:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:40I've never seen them Eu BETHI am not that with a comic.
00:07:52I'm not happy. I'm Punjabi.
00:07:55People say that Punjabi people are always happy.
00:07:58Not us.
00:08:01You've seen Punjab flying.
00:08:03Our eyes show that we're screaming Punjab.
00:08:08I'm not happy.
00:08:10Now I'm thinking that why are we not happy?
00:08:11They also want me.
00:08:12In retrospect, I've come to understand that
00:08:14because they didn't have time to relax.
00:08:16Look at them, they came on the weekend.
00:08:19What were our parents doing at that time?
00:08:21They were cutting hair on the weekend.
00:08:24They were cutting hair on the weekend.
00:08:25They weren't so much as they were cutting hair.
00:08:28They were going to go and say,
00:08:30I cut my hair off.
00:08:31But they went to cut hair off 5 minutes before.
00:08:34I'll cut your hair off.
00:08:37I'll make it a little bit.
00:08:40Mother, I'm going to tell you a lot of gajar.
00:08:43My mother made so much gajar.
00:08:46If we have been sold, we'll be our home.
00:08:52I'm going to cut hair off.
00:08:53I've been doing this for a few years.
00:08:54I've been doing this for a weekend.
00:08:56I've been doing this for a weekend.
00:08:57My husband made my boyfriend in college.
00:08:59I said, let's plan weekend together.
00:09:04I said, this season is not going to be a gajar.
00:09:09Who's making this?
00:09:10What's up?
00:09:11I said, I'll put my hair off.
00:09:17I'm going to cut hair off.
00:09:18They were not happy.
00:09:19They were not happy.
00:09:19They were not happy with love.
00:09:21They were happy with a person.
00:09:22They were just going to marry.
00:09:24They were also enjoying the marriage.
00:09:26They were also enjoying the marriage.
00:09:26They were both difficult for the life.
00:09:28I'm not saying that.
00:09:28Men and women were also difficult.
00:09:30But they were also enjoying the book.
00:09:34I don't know.
00:09:35Nobody said that he had joint family.
00:09:37Now, a joint will be done.
00:09:43Two, one, two.
00:09:44I'm not.
00:09:46Two, four.
00:09:50Nobody was doing anything.
00:09:51People were talking about the parents.
00:09:55They were talking about the parents.
00:09:56They were forgetting their names.
00:09:57People would call them their names.
00:09:59Maya, my mother's name.
00:10:00How nice a name is Maya.
00:10:02What are you saying?
00:10:02Shashi's mother.
00:10:04In college, a girl is saying,
00:10:05I love you Maya's daughter.
00:10:10I feel more sexy.
00:10:14I love you Shashi,
00:10:15I feel like Fufa Ji has said to him.
00:10:18They call themselves.
00:10:19They call themselves at home.
00:10:20There were many children.
00:10:20They had a big brother.
00:10:22My new brother was one.
00:10:24It was a very old brother.
00:10:29Where is your new brother?
00:10:30What is your name?
00:10:31I love you Shashi.
00:10:33I don't know.
00:10:34I am a boy.
00:10:36I am a boy.
00:10:37I am a boy.
00:10:38Yes, boy.
00:10:39I am a boy.
00:10:39Because I was the boy.
00:10:44My boy.
00:10:45My boy.
00:10:47I was the boy.
00:10:48My boy.
00:10:48My boy.
00:10:50My boy.
00:10:51My boy.
00:10:52My boy.
00:10:55I am a boy.
00:10:57I don't know. I can't say anything.
00:10:59I can't say anything about Modi Ji.
00:11:05And when I ate full-wheat roti, my grandmother had
00:11:08ate full-wheat roti for 30 years.
00:11:10My grandmother wanted to be a doctor,
00:11:12and stayed as a lady.
00:11:14She was taking full-wheat roti,
00:11:16and she was taking on her plate.
00:11:21Before I thought,
00:11:23this is my grandmother's food preference.
00:11:25Now, I think it was a fetish.
00:11:29It was a kink.
00:11:31It was 50 shades of gehu.
00:11:37It was like roti,
00:11:38when it was on her plate,
00:11:39and it was like water.
00:11:45It was so good, Punjab.
00:11:49I thought it was very bad for my grandmother,
00:11:51but I had decided that
00:11:52that I will never make roti in life.
00:11:54I don't want to make roti.
00:11:56I didn't want to make roti.
00:11:57And I decided that I don't need this life.
00:11:59I don't want to marry.
00:12:00I will be independent.
00:12:02I wanted to be independent.
00:12:03I wanted to control my life myself.
00:12:05And I wanted to be a doctor.
00:12:07I didn't become a doctor.
00:12:08I did B firm, M firm.
00:12:10I went to college.
00:12:10I went to college.
00:12:11And as I reached college,
00:12:13I was like four or five,
00:12:14I became a sahelian.
00:12:16And I was convinced
00:12:18that I would never have to marry.
00:12:22Because I won't do it,
00:12:24and it won't happen.
00:12:24What's wrong with your mother?
00:12:26You have to touch with your mouth.
00:12:29Just ask,
00:12:30if I am terrible as a fool,
00:12:31so you ask doubt.
00:12:33You are saying my mind
00:12:34and saying my mind
00:12:34and saying my mind
00:12:35on your circumference.
00:12:37I became happy
00:12:38that I saw friends in college
00:12:38and
00:12:38you saw friends with the
00:12:40You saw your friends?
00:12:42She was a liar.
00:12:43Then she had her.
00:12:43To watch that show,
00:12:44after a walks,
00:12:45there were four Monica
00:12:45and five Rachel.
00:12:48I'm a friend.
00:12:49I'm Joey.
00:12:49I'm Joey.
00:12:51You were Bye.
00:12:52Oh
00:12:55Joey Agrawal
00:12:59Pizza before pineapple is okay with me
00:13:02who eats me for pun cars
00:13:07Joey
00:13:08Joey Agrawal, Chandler, Choudhary
00:13:10All are our
00:13:11That was crazy
00:13:15We thought that we would always live with us
00:13:18And we would think that when we come,
00:13:20We'll go and buy a building.
00:13:23We won't buy a rent.
00:13:25We'll buy a rent.
00:13:27We'll buy a rent.
00:13:28We'll put a floor on one floor.
00:13:30We'll put a roof on the floor.
00:13:31We'll open it up and open it up.
00:13:36It's a big deal.
00:13:37It's been a job.
00:13:38It's been independent.
00:13:39So I thought that I was with Chandi Ghat.
00:13:40And I always dreamed of doing a Range Rover.
00:13:46And I want to tell you.
00:13:48I've had a lot of hard work.
00:13:49I've had a lot of promotions.
00:13:50I've had a lot of bonus, appraisal.
00:13:52And finally, I bought my dream car.
00:13:55Zenesty Lowe.
00:13:59They come in second-hand OLX.
00:14:02Look at that car with a mouse-type computer.
00:14:06It's very good.
00:14:07I don't have to put my handbag in parking.
00:14:10It's a C-type charger.
00:14:13It's very good.
00:14:15There's a car at 70's speed.
00:14:16After that, it'll become a chair.
00:14:20My friend, Carrie, will go to Goa.
00:14:24I said, so it's very good.
00:14:25We go from Goa, and we will become our picnic body.
00:14:38No problem, brother.
00:14:39Hustle, hustle.
00:14:42Friendly, I won't even see you on your side.
00:14:45No, no, no.
00:14:46But I was happy, I was happy.
00:14:48We were very happy.
00:14:49And I felt so lucky, I felt like we will always be together.
00:14:52We will finally be independent.
00:14:55We will never get married.
00:14:57I am going to go on this path of independence.
00:14:59And my Sahelia is going to go back.
00:15:03Then I got back, and I was going to go back with her husband.
00:15:11All of these guys have fallen off.
00:15:14They have fallen off.
00:15:16They have fallen off.
00:15:16They have fallen off.
00:15:17They have fallen off.
00:15:18They are fell off.
00:15:19And when I asked before,
00:15:20I was wondering how would the guy happen.
00:15:21I would make a huge list this year.
00:15:23I would ask myself if I could do this.
00:15:26I should never move.
00:15:27I shouldn't choose to be a sex person.
00:15:29I should have hair on, I shouldn't.
00:15:32I should have hair on, I doulah.
00:15:34Then I would ask myself if I would like a girl.
00:15:37If I could not change myself or help me.
00:15:38I would say it for my liking.
00:15:40I would say it for my marketing manager.
00:15:41If I would say it for my last day.
00:15:42I would spend the same in my sofa.
00:15:45If I would just take a cow,
00:15:46I would be drunk,
00:15:47I'd be like him.
00:15:49All of them, husband, boyfriend, fiancé
00:15:52And we don't need to hang out with our couples
00:15:54I was single, I was doing it
00:15:56It was very bad with me
00:15:58We don't need to hang out with our couples
00:16:00We go out with PDA
00:16:02We go out with couples
00:16:03We go out with couples
00:16:04We go out with couples
00:16:06We go out with couples
00:16:08We go out with couples
00:16:08We go out with the next minute
00:16:09We go out with a dog
00:16:12And the third person
00:16:13They say, you know who's your fault
00:16:17We go out with couples
00:16:17I say, you know who's your fault
00:16:20I go out with a mother
00:16:21We go out with a house
00:16:21We go out with a house
00:16:28I think single people, nothing about you
00:16:30Whatever people in the group
00:16:31All of them are committed
00:16:32And you single, you'll be single
00:16:33No one doesn't do it
00:16:35You let us put it down
00:16:36I was single in my office
00:16:38I was single
00:16:39And all girls have talked about this
00:16:41He's single
00:16:43He's single
00:16:44I'm a single.
00:16:46I said, I'm a little bit of AIDS, dude.
00:16:50How will it happen?
00:17:00I was single, FOMO, and I was a lot of despo.
00:17:04And in the whole group, we were always friends,
00:17:06we were not able to do anything.
00:17:08So I said, bro, I can also make a boyfriend.
00:17:11I had no lack of a girl.
00:17:11I had no lack of a girl.
00:17:12Then I wanted to make a girl alone.
00:17:14I said, no, no, no means no.
00:17:17He said, where are you going with the money?
00:17:21What? No means no.
00:17:24So I thought I had to make a boyfriend
00:17:26and all of my daughters know that it's the easiest way.
00:17:28Go on Instagram, go on Instagram.
00:17:30Go on to other requests.
00:17:31There are a lot of people there.
00:17:33I don't have a lot of people there.
00:17:35And they also write something.
00:17:37Hi!
00:17:41Hi!
00:17:41Then, okay, I'll send you a whole thing.
00:17:45What do I do?
00:17:46I don't have a friend who doesn't have a spelling of hi.
00:17:50How do I meet my mother?
00:17:51I'll meet them with your own-in-law.
00:17:59I took the phone and opened it.
00:18:01Then, there's a girl's messages.
00:18:04Hi!
00:18:04Hi!
00:18:05Hi!
00:18:06Hi!
00:18:07Hi!
00:18:08Hi!
00:18:09Hi!
00:18:09Hi!
00:18:09Hi!
00:18:10Hi!
00:18:11Somebody has got a 보이 me!
00:18:12Hi!
00:18:13Hi!
00:18:14Hi!
00:18:18Bye!
00:18:19I see!
00:18:20I don't know that.
00:18:23I think it's veryFE,
00:18:33He's a boy.
00:18:34He's also committed to his friends in the group.
00:18:37I met him and saw him.
00:18:39We were friends in school.
00:18:40He was a young girl, 6'3".
00:18:42He was a big Punjabi girl.
00:18:44He was a big friend.
00:18:45He was a boy friend.
00:18:46He was a Ranger Rover.
00:18:52He was very hard,
00:18:54crying in front of his father.
00:18:58Daddy, please, please.
00:19:01I'm a high high high.
00:19:02I'm not doing my own.
00:19:06But I didn't mean anything about his height,
00:19:09or his look,
00:19:09or his Ranger Rover.
00:19:11I was just a man who wanted to live.
00:19:12So I could live this group.
00:19:15My purpose was to make a boyfriend.
00:19:17I was to kill him.
00:19:19I was looking for him.
00:19:20I was looking for a friend,
00:19:21and he was like,
00:19:22I'm seeing your friend's voice.
00:19:25I'm seeing Neville.
00:19:26He's going to bring his sword.
00:19:27I'm asking you.
00:19:30I was not wrong.
00:19:31He was not wrong.
00:19:32I was wrong.
00:19:33He was wrong.
00:19:34He was hurt.
00:19:35I was wrong.
00:19:36I was happy with this girl.
00:19:39We usually anchored in the group.
00:19:40One day we were running away.
00:19:42We were killing the horses.
00:19:43We were killing the horses.
00:19:45We were killing the horses.
00:19:46And we were eating the horses.
00:19:47So, Sis had told me,
00:19:49listen.
00:19:50To be careful...
00:19:51To be careful.
00:19:52To be careful.
00:19:53To be careful.
00:19:53This is a Range Rover.
00:19:54Your mind is still on me.
00:19:59But the smell of the chowlis was very good.
00:20:03I'm still looking for it. I'll tell you in the story.
00:20:06I'm saying, eat it with respect.
00:20:07If you're in a car, it's cleaning.
00:20:11Don't let the chowlis get off.
00:20:13So I got off the chattany.
00:20:18I got off the piaz and put it in the AC vent.
00:20:19I got off the chattany.
00:20:23I'm saying, what's the smell of the chattany?
00:20:24I'm saying, like your mouth is coming.
00:20:27Can you talk so much?
00:20:29I felt so bad.
00:20:32I realized that he's just a glorified patriarch.
00:20:35He's just a performative guy.
00:20:37Who can say that?
00:20:38He's just a glorified patriarch.
00:20:40This is what I like now.
00:20:42A glorified patriarch is coming out tomorrow.
00:20:46I'll tell you today.
00:20:46I'll tell you all the people.
00:20:48At that time, the dog was running away.
00:20:52What?
00:20:53He hit scratch on your brain.
00:20:55Shhh.
00:20:58Who thanked those people?
00:21:01He's crying. He's crying.
00:21:02He's calling his friend.
00:21:03I'm saying, where are you?
00:21:06He's crying, I?
00:21:07I'm eating with my husband.
00:21:15But, with my attention.
00:21:18Don't get off the chattany.
00:21:22So, he's giving me the chattany.
00:21:25My heart broke my heart.
00:21:27My boyfriend broke my heart.
00:21:28That's why I broke my heart.
00:21:29Because friends were coming to me.
00:21:30Friends were coming to me.
00:21:31Friends were coming to me.
00:21:32They couldn't get out.
00:21:33There was a distance.
00:21:34There was a place where someone came.
00:21:35So, I decided, it's time to move on.
00:21:38And now, I'll just focus on myself.
00:21:40And I started to comedy.
00:21:42And I thought, it's time to move on to a new city.
00:21:44I moved to Mumbai.
00:21:46City of dreams.
00:21:47Yes.
00:21:47You know, you're Mumbai.
00:21:49And I went to Mumbai for comedy.
00:21:51And as I reached Mumbai,
00:21:53I went to Shah Rukh Khan.
00:21:54He said, I'll be the king of this city.
00:21:57I said, I'll be the queen of this city.
00:22:00Then, I didn't get the queen.
00:22:01I got to get the queen in the cabin.
00:22:05Then, I got to get my eyes on the queen in the auto.
00:22:07Then, she stood with my finger in Rampal.
00:22:09I said, let's go over this dude.
00:22:17You're like the girl.
00:22:18Now, I've slept in my bed.
00:22:20Maybe you're a girl.
00:22:20No, I had my marriage.
00:22:21I was working for other people.
00:22:22I was working on TCS.
00:22:22I was doing a job in my office.
00:22:26Is there someone you have?
00:22:28Get out of here.
00:22:31They are very emotional.
00:22:33I put a reel in the last video.
00:22:35They don't have a laptop.
00:22:36They don't have a laptop.
00:22:39They don't have a laptop.
00:22:41It was a reel.
00:22:42It was a reel.
00:22:46They reached their HR.
00:22:48My HR got a number from my Instagram profile.
00:22:50I called her and said,
00:22:51You are the manager of Shashi.
00:22:54Yes.
00:22:55She will go to jail now.
00:22:58Why?
00:22:58How did she tell us about our laptops?
00:23:00She has an email.
00:23:01Someone is attached to us.
00:23:03This was the time when there was controversy.
00:23:05Latent, latent.
00:23:07Then I got a tension.
00:23:09Tell me.
00:23:09These people are going to jail.
00:23:11I will go to jail for my laptop.
00:23:16What?
00:23:18What will I do in my comedy society?
00:23:21She will now be email.
00:23:23She's gone now.
00:23:24She's gone now.
00:23:24She's gone now.
00:23:25Email came now.
00:23:26Then she wasn't on her laptop.
00:23:35She's saying it.
00:23:36I should share it now.
00:23:37I don't know how to do it.
00:23:39In the day, I would do a job in the evening.
00:23:41I would do a very good life.
00:23:44But now, I was watching my stories
00:23:45and I felt FOMO to my friends.
00:23:48How many days I would live with my friends?
00:23:51With my hands,
00:23:52they would have been finished.
00:23:56So, I felt FOMO.
00:23:58I said, Carrie, you are really enjoying Mumbai.
00:24:00I said, Carrie, but when I tell you,
00:24:02it's a very good thing.
00:24:03I said, Carrie, there are many benefits.
00:24:05I said, Carrie, after a marriage,
00:24:08you have a shame.
00:24:11I said, I don't have any shame.
00:24:13Carrie, if you married,
00:24:14it will also be a shame.
00:24:20Carrie, you are dating app.
00:24:22This is Bumble Bumble.
00:24:24My friend used to play Bumble.
00:24:26She used to play Bumble.
00:24:28She used to play Bumble.
00:24:28She used to play Bumble.
00:24:29She used to call Bumble.
00:24:33People used to call Bumble
00:24:34that, hey, dear sister,
00:24:36do you meet her or her?
00:24:39Carrie, I said, Bumble, Bumble,
00:24:40take it, I have no interest.
00:24:43I have no interest in your life.
00:24:45I have no interest in your life.
00:24:47I have no interest in my life.
00:24:47I have no friends.
00:24:49And in one age,
00:24:50I have no friends.
00:24:52I am not lying about them.
00:24:52I am telling them,
00:24:53Because we will put the water on the balcony.
00:24:55I said, wait a minute.
00:24:57Here's the balcony here.
00:25:01Bye.
00:25:01I wanted to make friends.
00:25:02So I thought, why am I dating?
00:25:04I'm playing a friend.
00:25:06I said, why are some girls looking for friends?
00:25:09I'm that little girl.
00:25:12I played and I tell you,
00:25:142nd October 2019,
00:25:152nd October is a happy to you.
00:25:17So, I was in my office and I was free.
00:25:20So, I played a hint.
00:25:21I played a hint.
00:25:22You know you guys?
00:25:23Hintz is a hint.
00:25:25Hintz is a lot of questions.
00:25:26Everyone knows what I want.
00:25:28Everyone is asking me.
00:25:29Tell me your favorite book.
00:25:31I said, R.D. Sharma is a lift.
00:25:36How do you like food?
00:25:38I said, I like food food.
00:25:41Your grandfather's paper.
00:25:42I said, how is this?
00:25:46Paper from paper?
00:25:49How is this compatibility check?
00:25:53Oh, no.
00:25:53There's a lot of things.
00:25:54There's a lot of time.
00:25:56There's a lot of time.
00:25:57There's a lot of time.
00:25:58I used to have coffee for the SBA.
00:26:01I would love to drink.
00:26:02All of me called me as baby.
00:26:04I don't know the time when I am baby.
00:26:06Nobody knows.
00:26:06Those babies aren't my babies.
00:26:08That's the babies.
00:26:10My babies have not my babies.
00:26:11Those babies have not their babies.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:15Wow, a big problem.
00:26:17Half a day left out of it.
00:26:18And I want to tell you,
00:26:20that my husband,
00:26:22yes, my current husband,
00:26:28he gets me on the hinge, friends.
00:26:34He's got a little bit of a knife.
00:26:37I told you,
00:26:38don't let go out of the horse.
00:26:45I'm sorry girls are saying,
00:26:46I'm sorry, baby.
00:26:48How are you, baby?
00:26:52My sister, baby,
00:26:53I'm sorry.
00:26:56My sister,
00:26:57who was so against marriage,
00:26:59anti-marriage,
00:27:00I understood that he's my soulmate,
00:27:04he's the love of my life,
00:27:05he's the one for me.
00:27:06She wrote so good friends.
00:27:08I'm telling you,
00:27:11I'm telling you,
00:27:11I'm telling you,
00:27:12I'm telling you,
00:27:13investment banker
00:27:18at Citibank.
00:27:26He threw me at me.
00:27:28He told me,
00:27:30I'm telling you.
00:27:32I'm telling you,
00:27:33I'm telling you.
00:27:36Looking someone to retirement.
00:27:38I'm telling you,
00:27:39Oh my God.
00:27:40I'm telling you,
00:27:41I'm looking someone to retire with your money.
00:27:49He said to me,
00:27:52friends, it's fun.
00:27:53You're playing the hinge,
00:27:54you know,
00:27:56there's a lot of people in the hinge.
00:27:58Okay?
00:27:59So,
00:28:00I said,
00:28:00I had three guys right swipe.
00:28:02I was in Mumbai,
00:28:05so,
00:28:05there was a actor model.
00:28:09I matched with three guys.
00:28:11One was an actor model.
00:28:12One was my husband.
00:28:14One was another husband.
00:28:20My husband was an actor model.
00:28:21I had three matches.
00:28:22I had three hired me.
00:28:24I went and went.
00:28:25She was a little kid.
00:28:26I was happy to go.
00:28:29She had 25 minutes later.
00:28:31I got a hinge on my phone.
00:28:3325 notifications.
00:28:3625 notifications.
00:28:37I opened it.
00:28:38No, Beast was an actor-model.
00:28:40He said, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
00:28:45Audio call, video call.
00:28:47My hand was a little sore, so I got a video call.
00:28:51I said, this relationship will end up.
00:28:54I was so bad.
00:28:56I had turned my head on my head.
00:29:00My eyebrows were like, behind me.
00:29:02I was like Tarek Mehda's sody.
00:29:11I got a video, friends.
00:29:14I was like, I didn't see a card.
00:29:16So, I saw the girl in front of me.
00:29:18Tee-kha girl.
00:29:18No-key-la.
00:29:19Page-khas type girl.
00:29:21I said, hi, where were you?
00:29:25You were on my phone.
00:29:26By the way, you look so good.
00:29:30You look so good.
00:29:30How are you watching?
00:29:33I said, why are you sitting here?
00:29:37I said, actually, my profile is good.
00:29:40I said, how do you want a girl?
00:29:42I said, I'm a three-dimensional girl.
00:29:48Blocked her, cut the phone.
00:29:49Then, I opened her eyes.
00:29:50I said, first, I've made a lady.
00:29:53Then, someone else's friend,
00:29:55I got a message.
00:29:56I said, I'm a three-dimensional girl.
00:29:57When the help had her out my daughter,
00:30:03I'm gonna read her too.
00:30:04I feel so happy.
00:30:07I'm going to read her out and say,
00:30:09I'm not going to read her out.
00:30:13The police need to be on your own.
00:30:14I'm not going to read her out and say,
00:30:15I'm not going to read.
00:30:17On my head and say,
00:30:19I'm going to read her out.
00:30:20Then, she wants to read her.
00:30:23So, she's going to read her out.
00:30:24Hi!
00:30:26I was scared.
00:30:27I want to be honest with you, in the capital.
00:30:30I said, yes, yes, honest.
00:30:31I should be happy to you now.
00:30:34I said, I want to be honest with you.
00:30:37I have two cars.
00:30:39I said, very good.
00:30:39I have two bungalows.
00:30:41I said, very good.
00:30:41I have two cars, two bungalows and two kids.
00:30:46I said, I didn't have to stop you here.
00:30:50Mahatma Gandhi is the guy today.
00:30:51Chindra Gandhi is not.
00:30:54Chindra Gandhi.
00:30:59I got a lot of trouble, brother.
00:31:01Then, I was very sad.
00:31:04I got my current friend's message.
00:31:06And he said,
00:31:06Ed should I?
00:31:10I didn't feel like it.
00:31:12These two cars were so low and standard.
00:31:16I was in love with him.
00:31:18I didn't care.
00:31:20Someone saw a girl and said, why are they?
00:31:24Because the rest of the girls have made my mind like this.
00:31:29Now think about that when you meet Salman Khan in life,
00:31:31a child looks really good, brother.
00:31:39He sent me a little.
00:31:41He talked about a normal way,
00:31:43like a human should do another human.
00:31:45I was very happy.
00:31:46Finally, I got a sane person.
00:31:48Then I thought, why did I go to Instagram?
00:31:51I saw it on Instagram.
00:31:53His profile opened.
00:31:55He put his two photos on the Hinge.
00:31:57On Instagram, he didn't have a photo of his head.
00:32:00In his whole grid,
00:32:01a circle,
00:32:03a paper,
00:32:04a coffee cup,
00:32:05a coffee cup,
00:32:06a book of paper,
00:32:08a pencil.
00:32:10He put it in DP.
00:32:14My mother said,
00:32:15this is Gupta Uncle.
00:32:16What is my brother?
00:32:22I asked him on the Hinge.
00:32:23Don't use Insta.
00:32:25He said, no,
00:32:26too much effort.
00:32:28My mother said,
00:32:28you don't have an effort for the Hinge.
00:32:32I'm asking.
00:32:33You don't know what that is.
00:32:34I gave him my number.
00:32:35I said,
00:32:36take my number.
00:32:38He left me on the scene.
00:32:39He left me on the Hinge.
00:32:42One hour.
00:32:43Two hour.
00:32:44Three hour.
00:32:45No message.
00:32:46Then, my fingers went down.
00:32:48I said,
00:32:49are you there?
00:32:50Are you there?
00:32:50Are you there?
00:32:53I said,
00:32:53I went on the scene,
00:32:54Saheliyo.
00:32:55I'm very lazy.
00:32:56I've been doing my job.
00:32:56I've been doing the Hinge.
00:32:57I've been doing a hinge,
00:32:58I've been doing a cookie cache.
00:32:59I took my phone all day.
00:33:02My whole day went to my office.
00:33:03I'm saying,
00:33:03what did you do then?
00:33:07I said,
00:33:08I'm not a Shri Manan.
00:33:15I've been doing my job.
00:33:15Until I was there,
00:33:16I was starting to get ready.
00:33:17I'm not a Shri Manan.
00:33:20Then,
00:33:21I ate the bread.
00:33:23I said,
00:33:24I said,
00:33:24what did you eat there?
00:33:25I sat there.
00:33:28I left October 3rd,
00:33:30Next day,
00:33:31October 6th,
00:33:32in the morning,
00:33:33a message came to me.
00:33:34Good morning.
00:33:36I said,
00:33:37I got up,
00:33:37Gupta.
00:33:40At 9 o'clock,
00:33:41I saw a message.
00:33:42I said,
00:33:43Hi, Yush.
00:33:44He said,
00:33:45How do you know it's me?
00:33:46I said,
00:33:47you have a name.
00:33:51Show him,
00:33:51at the rate.
00:33:52I wrote at the rate.
00:33:54I wrote at the rate.
00:33:54I wrote at the rate.
00:33:56Jimmy Chijimudhi.
00:33:58Everyone...
00:34:01Everyone keeps asking.
00:34:02Friends.
00:34:03I said,
00:34:04My name is written over there.
00:34:06My privacy.
00:34:08I said,
00:34:09What was your name in the Mepstein files?
00:34:18I said, you went up to him.
00:34:21And you got up very late.
00:34:22I said, my uncle.
00:34:25I said, what are you saying?
00:34:27He went to the gym.
00:34:27I said, no, I was reading a book.
00:34:30Who is reading a book?
00:34:33I'm going to put a scammer.
00:34:35I'm going to put a scammer now.
00:34:40I gave him an OTP.
00:34:46I've never asked him what I'm saying.
00:34:48I'm reading a book.
00:34:50I'm reading a book.
00:34:51Who is that?
00:34:52I'm from Punjabi.
00:34:53I asked him what he said to me.
00:34:55He said, let me read the menu.
00:35:01I gave you a number.
00:35:03I gave him a reply.
00:35:05I gave him a reply.
00:35:06And in his DP, he would also kill me.
00:35:08He would kill me.
00:35:11I've never asked him to send him.
00:35:14Then, one day, one week,
00:35:16I said, read more.
00:35:19Read more.
00:35:19Read more.
00:35:23But, all the books are written.
00:35:27He wrote all the books.
00:35:31He said, all the books are written.
00:35:32that you don't want to talk to me.
00:35:35I'm going to message you.
00:35:36You don't want to reply.
00:35:37I said to him.
00:35:38I said, listen.
00:35:39Listen to me.
00:35:39I think you are a scammer.
00:35:44He said, and I think you are a coward.
00:35:48I said, what?
00:35:49He said, who is the spelling of Scammer?
00:35:56He gave me a scanner.
00:35:57He gave me a scanner.
00:36:07He said, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:09Autocorrect.
00:36:12Autocorrect.
00:36:13The spelling of Scammer.
00:36:18It went automatically.
00:36:18I went to the click.
00:36:22I said, I have a name.
00:36:24I have a name.
00:36:24I have a name.
00:36:25My favorite.
00:36:26He he he he.
00:36:27He doesn't say he he he.
00:36:29I said, who will go?
00:36:34And the girl, who is watching,
00:36:36would call the video.
00:36:38He had a call at the night,
00:36:39at 11 o'clock.
00:36:39I said, I'll call you in five minutes.
00:36:41I said, brother,
00:36:42let me keep myself.
00:36:44I have a pen card first.
00:36:45I have cleaned my pan card first.
00:36:50I said, I will call you.
00:36:52I'll call you.
00:36:52I'll call you.
00:36:54I'll call you.
00:36:56I got a phone.
00:36:59I said, hello.
00:37:01I said, hello.
00:37:02I'm like, hello.
00:37:02I'm like, you sit here.
00:37:03I said, actually,
00:37:04I love my profile.
00:37:10I saw this heavy sign,
00:37:12I heard the sun,
00:37:13the sun,
00:37:13I'm like.
00:37:15I said, this metaphor.
00:37:18I was looking like a big girl.
00:37:20That's Babita Ji.
00:37:26Who is that?
00:37:28Why?
00:37:29My husband's voice is very good.
00:37:31It doesn't happen like this.
00:37:35That's the Arjun Ramwal type of voice.
00:37:37I'll give my OTP.
00:37:41I'll give my heart.
00:37:43The whole voice is good.
00:37:46He was a lot of voice.
00:37:48So I have no voice.
00:37:50I'll take my vote.
00:37:52I have 4 buttons.
00:37:55I'll take my phone.
00:37:55I'll take my phone.
00:37:57I'll take my phone.
00:37:57I'll take my phone.
00:37:58I'll take my phone.
00:37:59I'll take my phone.
00:38:04The other day, friends,
00:38:07he asked me to tell me.
00:38:08I told him everything.
00:38:09I'm a voice.
00:38:10I want to tell everyone.
00:38:12I'm madhoshi.
00:38:16I want to say all things to you.
00:38:19And I want to say that this relationship is an honesty.
00:38:23So whatever you want to ask, you can ask me.
00:38:26I want to tell my password to my network.
00:38:31I didn't tell him.
00:38:34I want to tell you a very important thing.
00:38:37I want to tell you something.
00:38:38I want to tell you something like that.
00:38:41I'm saying, listen, I have OCD.
00:38:45I'm saying, what?
00:38:46I'm saying, I have OCD.
00:38:47I'm saying, I've also put it on my feet.
00:38:55First time I had vaccine, I broke my head.
00:38:57I'm saying, what?
00:38:59I'm saying, are you not telling your diseases here?
00:39:02I'm saying, no, no.
00:39:04Now I understand how to get out of this conversation.
00:39:07I'm saying, three days.
00:39:08I'm saying, actually, my beautiful sleep time is over.
00:39:11I'm going to bed.
00:39:12I'm saying, what are you going to do?
00:39:13He's saying, I will read a book.
00:39:14I'm saying, this is it.
00:39:17I'm saying, I'll sleep, I'm going to bed.
00:39:19What can I read?
00:39:21I'm saying, you have to read all the time.
00:39:22What is it?
00:39:26I told her to show me my house.
00:39:28There are books, books, books, books, books, books.
00:39:33I said, you work in the shop in Raddi.
00:39:40He said, don't you read?
00:39:42I said, what?
00:39:43What is your favourite book?
00:39:44I said, R.D. Sharma.
00:39:48He said, what?
00:39:49Don't you read?
00:39:50I said, I'm more of a listener actually.
00:39:54I said, I'm more of a listener.
00:39:55Then he read a book for 2 hours.
00:39:56I read it.
00:39:59I didn't have to listen to the listener.
00:40:00I said, yeah, yeah.
00:40:02I had to do that.
00:40:03I was asleep at 5 o'clock.
00:40:06Then we talked a little bit.
00:40:08We talked a little bit.
00:40:08We talked a little bit.
00:40:11We didn't send emojis.
00:40:13Then we went to US for 3-4 months.
00:40:18We talked a little bit.
00:40:19We talked a little bit.
00:40:20We talked a little bit.
00:40:21We talked a little bit.
00:40:23We talked a little bit.
00:40:23Then I went to Tandigar.
00:40:25Then, when I came back,
00:40:26it was COVID-19.
00:40:28I had to go to Tandigar.
00:40:32I had to go to Tandigar.
00:40:49And I said,
00:40:49I went to Tandigar.
00:40:53I went to Tandigar.
00:40:53I went to Tandigar.
00:40:54And we didn't meet.
00:40:55I said,
00:40:56Oh.
00:40:56I said,
00:40:57You didn't think we didn't meet.
00:40:59I said,
00:40:59I was busy.
00:41:00What did I say?
00:41:00I said,
00:41:00I was reading a book actually.
00:41:05I said,
00:41:06I said,
00:41:07Where did you meet?
00:41:08You're outside.
00:41:09You're sitting outside.
00:41:10You're sitting outside.
00:41:11Where are you?
00:41:13I said,
00:41:14I'll meet you tomorrow.
00:41:15I'll be back.
00:41:16I'll be back.
00:41:16I'll be back.
00:41:17I'll be back.
00:41:18I'll be back.
00:41:19I'll be back.
00:41:22I have arrived.
00:41:24I have arrived.
00:41:25I gave five stars.
00:41:30I have reached.
00:41:32I went to my flat.
00:41:33I went to BHK.
00:41:35I went to my flat.
00:41:36Can you see me?
00:41:37Yes.
00:41:37Yes.
00:41:38I can see a chonch.
00:41:40I said,
00:41:40I'm being a chonchila boy.
00:41:42I'm wearing a mask.
00:41:45I said,
00:41:46I can see a chonchila boy.
00:41:47Yes.
00:41:48Yes.
00:41:48He said,
00:41:49I'm like,
00:41:50I'm thinking,
00:41:51you're absolutely not like your photos.
00:41:53I'm like,
00:41:54I'm like,
00:41:54I've been back and forth.
00:41:55I'm in the church.
00:41:56I'm putting my pants around.
00:41:58I'm putting my pants around.
00:42:00I was putting my pants around.
00:42:03I took my bag so much.
00:42:04I said,
00:42:04I'm going to change my filter.
00:42:05I said,
00:42:08I don't know.
00:42:09I'll be back.
00:42:10Then I'll be back.
00:42:10I got some big gift.
00:42:12He went up,
00:42:13and took my mask off.
00:42:16Then I was running out.
00:42:16Then I was running out.
00:42:17I was running out.
00:42:20What's the plan?
00:42:21I said, will you eat something?
00:42:23Yes, yes, I didn't eat anything from the morning.
00:42:26I said, are you on a date or in a long time?
00:42:31I wanted to give chips and chips.
00:42:32I said, no, no, these are very unhealthy.
00:42:35I said, what do you eat?
00:42:36Then Maggie, they are also unhealthy.
00:42:37I said, what do you eat?
00:42:38I said, I've learned that I love eating with food.
00:42:41I said, are you going to eat?
00:42:49I said, okay, I'm going to eat some chips.
00:42:51I said, no, no, they eat rice.
00:42:53I said, come here, book.
00:42:55After that.
00:42:56I said, I don't want to make rice.
00:42:58I said, you said, I want to make rice.
00:43:00I said, what?
00:43:02I said, I want to make rice.
00:43:10I said, yes.
00:43:11I said, have you ever learned rice?
00:43:12I said, when I was 11-12,
00:43:13I was 6-7 years old,
00:43:15I lived in my house.
00:43:16One day, my friends challenged me
00:43:18that I couldn't make rice.
00:43:19I made so much rice.
00:43:21Then, for two years,
00:43:22I could make rice.
00:43:27I said, what trick did I give?
00:43:31I said, you can't make rice.
00:43:33I couldn't make rice.
00:43:42Four people made rice.
00:43:43I made rice.
00:43:44I made rice.
00:43:46I made rice.
00:43:47I made rice.
00:43:47I made rice.
00:43:53I didn't get rice.
00:43:54I suddenly realized I had manifest so many years.
00:43:56I'm like my grandma.
00:43:57I'm like my grandma.
00:43:58I'm like my grandma.
00:43:59I'm like my grandma.
00:44:03I'm like my grandma.
00:44:04They have a lot of food.
00:44:05It's like a lot of food that I spent a lot of time
00:44:06and suddenly realized I had
00:44:08that we are very different.
00:44:09Like I'm an extrovert.
00:44:11That's true.
00:44:11Our core values, our ethics, morals, principles are totally similar.
00:44:16We are totally similar.
00:44:17Like we don't like each other.
00:44:19We don't like each other.
00:44:24But I felt like it was a good time spent.
00:44:27Then we were left with each other.
00:44:29One day, two days, three days.
00:44:31I missed my flight.
00:44:33I called my mother to say,
00:44:34"'Mommy, I have COVID.'
00:44:38I was like,
00:44:38"'Let me give the water to the sun.'
00:44:42Everything will be fine.
00:44:44So, I put the water on his face.
00:44:48Bye.
00:44:49I felt like it was 6-7 days.
00:44:51I felt really good.
00:44:51I enjoyed it.
00:44:52I did a lot of work.
00:44:54I felt like you couldn't put your clothes.
00:44:57You didn't do anything.
00:44:58I did everything.
00:44:59I did everything.
00:45:00I was really enjoying it.
00:45:02One day, I was asleep at 7-8am.
00:45:04I was sleeping in the office.
00:45:06It was cold.
00:45:07It was dark.
00:45:07It was dark.
00:45:08One day, my eyes opened.
00:45:09I saw that one eye is running.
00:45:13I said,
00:45:14"'This is not a scammer.
00:45:15It's a tantric.
00:45:21I don't need this little girl.'
00:45:28I saw my eyes and eyes.
00:45:30I was making a candlelight dinner.
00:45:31I was making a candlelight.
00:45:32I was making it up."
00:45:34I didn't push at the altar.
00:45:38I was making it up.
00:45:38Cancellight night.
00:45:39I had really making a candlelight.
00:45:40I had really made wine bottle.
00:45:46I made some olive oil.
00:45:47I gave a bottle in the first place.
00:45:47I just laughed,
00:45:48you didn't make me down.
00:45:50I made olive oil.
00:45:52I made some olive oil.
00:45:52I made some olive oil.
00:45:54I made some非常 ridge.
00:45:54I don't want to be a challenge now.
00:45:57I've been eating myself.
00:45:59What?
00:46:00I'm reading a book.
00:46:02He gives me punishment.
00:46:06I'm not reading a book.
00:46:08I said, this book I've been reading.
00:46:11He was an alchemist.
00:46:13I said, I've been reading.
00:46:14He's a chemist, he gives me wrong.
00:46:16Then he gets a letter.
00:46:24I said, I'm not reading.
00:46:26I said, I'll read one page.
00:46:27I wrote it.
00:46:30Will you be my girlfriend?
00:46:36I was so angry.
00:46:38I said, will you be my grandfather?
00:46:44I said, I'm auto-corrected.
00:46:49Look, friend, he liked me.
00:46:51I said, what?
00:46:52I said, man, you're very fast.
00:46:54You've been seven days.
00:46:55I've been meeting.
00:46:55I said, how many times have I been talking about?
00:46:57I said, man, I can't do that.
00:46:59What is that in me?
00:47:01I said, it's not about looks.
00:47:02I said, stop.
00:47:08What?
00:47:09I said, it's not about...
00:47:10I said, stop.
00:47:12I said, it's but nothing.
00:47:14I said, it's not about looks, but it's about your heart.
00:47:17I said, stop.
00:47:18Will you say anything in the audience?
00:47:22I said, I'll put a chemist to end.
00:47:24I said, you're right now.
00:47:27Listen to me,
00:47:28actually, looks are good.
00:47:30I told myself to see myself.
00:47:31I was like, I'm going to fight.
00:47:31I see myself.
00:47:32I'm so big.
00:47:33I'm going to look at the direction of the sun.
00:47:35I've been doing a cataract for Mumbai.
00:47:40I got killed a man, I got killed a man.
00:47:42I got killed a man.
00:47:43I got killed a man.
00:47:45The last day, he was first up in the sun.
00:47:49He was a clarity of thoughts.
00:47:51I thought that this guy came a lot.
00:47:53And he's good.
00:47:54Luke, let's go.
00:47:55He's good.
00:47:56He's the one who is talking about.
00:47:57And I thought that I had time spent with him.
00:48:00He can make a boyfriend.
00:48:02He doesn't have a problem with a boyfriend.
00:48:03He'll say for a wedding tomorrow.
00:48:04So, I'll tell him that I'll write.
00:48:09He'll run away now.
00:48:11So, we started dating.
00:48:12We started dating.
00:48:13We dated a year ago.
00:48:14We dated a year ago.
00:48:15We dated a year ago.
00:48:16We dated a year ago.
00:48:16We dated a year ago.
00:48:17It was a good time for my life.
00:48:19It was a good time for my life.
00:48:20I used to have the best time.
00:48:22I never felt like that for anyone.
00:48:24And he used to give me a lot of love.
00:48:26A lot of gifts also.
00:48:28He gave me a lot of books.
00:48:31He's also my wedding shop.
00:48:35He was very enjoying it.
00:48:37I was very supportive.
00:48:39He was very supportive.
00:48:39He was very supportive.
00:48:40He was very supportive.
00:48:41He was very supportive.
00:48:42He was very supportive.
00:48:42I remember that we were going to Mumbai to La Nuala.
00:48:45He was in his car.
00:48:45And I stopped walking and I had to eat a dog.
00:48:47And someone's dog is hungry.
00:48:50My friend's dog is hungry.
00:48:52So, I jumped and threw my dog out.
00:48:56I was running around.
00:48:57I was running around.
00:48:59I was saying, what are you doing?
00:49:00I was saying, what are you doing?
00:49:01I was saying, why are you doing your safety for safety?
00:49:15Why are you doing your car?
00:49:19I'm saying, why are you driving around?
00:49:22You're doing your car.
00:49:23What are you doing?
00:49:27I'm saying, why are you doing your car?
00:49:29I said, I have a lot of pain in my car.
00:49:31I said, yes, I've never seen your car.
00:49:33I said, when you come in, I put it in a bag and put it in a drawer.
00:49:41He said, you told him that he was just a chauvinist.
00:49:44He had to show you just below.
00:49:45Why don't you feel proud yourself?
00:49:48You're a self-made person.
00:49:49You should be proud of yourself.
00:49:50You don't have to have any validation.
00:49:52You're crying again.
00:49:54Then, he said, I'm going to throw him in his car.
00:50:00He said, I don't have to say anything.
00:50:03He said, I don't have to say anything.
00:50:03This is such a big lecture that I gave him at that time.
00:50:08This was all in Mumbai.
00:50:10My mother had no idea about it in Chandigarh.
00:50:13She was looking for a girl there.
00:50:15She was looking for a girl from my childhood.
00:50:18My mother is no ordinary mother.
00:50:21Do you remember that?
00:50:22I'm going to go to the back of my car.
00:50:24She was running with her life.
00:50:26She was running with me, or someone was telling me that I'm going to fight for my daughter.
00:50:29She had made my QR code for my Kundli.
00:50:35She was scanning every place to her.
00:50:38All North India's pundits have scammed me to my mother.
00:50:41She was saying anything.
00:50:41One of her father was telling me that if you want to marry your daughter,
00:50:44then every Friday,
00:50:47the baby...
00:50:49Do you know the baby?
00:50:50Wolf?
00:50:51Hmm.
00:50:52The baby...
00:50:53The baby...
00:50:59My mother got like this.
00:51:01I said, this is not what possible.
00:51:01No, no, no.
00:51:03The baby...
00:51:03The baby...
00:51:04The baby...
00:51:04The baby...
00:51:04The baby...
00:51:05The baby...
00:51:13The baby...
00:51:13I don't know.
00:51:15I'm doing a card like this.
00:51:16The bears, the bears, all out.
00:51:19The bears standing up like Yulu.
00:51:22I'm entering her to my gate.
00:51:27One day I was at home, my mother took me.
00:51:30I said, get up, Dad. I don't know what I'm doing.
00:51:33I said, okay, Dad, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:51:34I'm going to go outside, I'm going to go outside.
00:51:36We went and took me to a pundit.
00:51:39He was a scammer.
00:51:40He took me a guarantee, maybe he didn't.
00:51:42He kept me two thousands of dollars.
00:51:46She reached me and said,
00:51:47I can tell her, I can tell her.
00:51:50I will be more than one of her.
00:51:53I said, Dad, I didn't meet you in a hinge.
00:52:02She will be two married.
00:52:04And the first friend of mine will sacrifice her.
00:52:06I had to sacrifice.
00:52:10I said,
00:52:10I left.
00:52:11I finally asked.
00:52:12I said,
00:52:13take my dog.
00:52:14He has to take his dog.
00:52:16He will do 6-9.
00:52:19He said,
00:52:19I don't have a dog.
00:52:20I said,
00:52:21I don't have to marry with the house.
00:52:22I don't have to marry with the house.
00:52:22I said,
00:52:26Very good for your stomach.
00:52:28My husband.
00:52:30I said,
00:52:31I'm married with the house.
00:52:33My mother said,
00:52:34I said,
00:52:34I found a very good Punjabi mtka.
00:52:39Punjabi mtka?
00:52:40I said,
00:52:41I'm going to have whiskey.
00:52:45I was very angry.
00:52:46I said,
00:52:47I said,
00:52:47I'm going to be a normal dog.
00:52:48I'm going to be a celebrity dog.
00:52:50I said,
00:52:51I'm going to be a celebrity dog.
00:52:51I'm going to be a chappa chappa chai.
00:52:53What do I say?
00:52:55I'm going to go out and go.
00:52:56People say,
00:52:56My husband is doctor.
00:52:57My husband is your husband.
00:52:59My husband is a national TV.
00:53:01I said,
00:53:05I'm going to be a man.
00:53:07I'm going to be a man.
00:53:07I said,
00:53:08My husband is a man.
00:53:09I'm going to be a man.
00:53:12I'm going to be a man.
00:53:15How good it is.
00:53:16I'm married with my husband.
00:53:18The girl says,
00:53:18I'm tall,
00:53:19dark, handsome.
00:53:20I'm going to be a deep,
00:53:21round, shallow.
00:53:26I'm going to be a bad guy.
00:53:28I said,
00:53:28I'm going to be a house.
00:53:29I'm going to be a house.
00:53:29I'm going to be a good cast.
00:53:31I was going to be a house.
00:53:33I was going to be a house.
00:53:34I'm going to be a car.
00:53:35I felt a lot.
00:53:36He was a little more.
00:53:38So I told my husband.
00:53:39I mean,
00:53:40my husband,
00:53:41who is,
00:53:42ex-boyfriend.
00:53:43He also told his husband.
00:53:44I'm going to be a human,
00:53:46scammer.
00:53:48He asked me
00:53:50you can't do a marriage with me.
00:53:53You won't get a piece of work.
00:53:55You won't get a piece of work.
00:53:56You won't get a piece of work.
00:54:00He left me on the scene again.
00:54:04But I didn't want to go to the sunset.
00:54:06I had an option but I didn't do it.
00:54:08I was confident that he will see three or four days later.
00:54:11I came home and I came home and I came home.
00:54:13I came home and I came home and my father is dying.
00:54:17Don't do my husband in front of me.
00:54:23I went to my room and took my mom.
00:54:24I told them to tell them.
00:54:26They told them that when they would marry like this,
00:54:29they would give them the first time.
00:54:30I went home and said, Mom, let me leave.
00:54:33I said, my love.
00:54:34I have a girl.
00:54:35I said, a girl.
00:54:37What is that girl?
00:54:38I said, a girl.
00:54:41A girl.
00:54:41I said, a girl.
00:54:43The girl's religion is the same.
00:54:45I said, same, Mom.
00:54:47I said, the caste is the same.
00:54:48I said, caste is the same, Mom.
00:54:50I said, and the caste.
00:54:51I said, the caste is the same, Mom.
00:54:58I said, I should have children.
00:54:59I said, I said, the caste is the same.
00:55:04I said, I was right.
00:55:12I said, I was out there.
00:55:13I said, I was wrong with that.
00:55:17But, tell me, girls are the values of their children, their times,
00:55:22or are they together with our children, or not?
00:55:26I said, no, mom.
00:55:27Those people are educated or civilized.
00:55:33She said, she's a U.S.P. surgeon.
00:55:35Our people are not able to eat food.
00:55:36She said, well, the girl has read it.
00:55:41I said, of course, the girl has read it.
00:55:42Mom, the girl is from IIT in Delhi.
00:55:43Then, what happened?
00:55:44She said, mama, she's from IIT.
00:55:46She said, no, I'm from Delhi.
00:55:47What do you mean to them?
00:55:53I said, I'm so happy to have you.
00:55:55You know, I don't know for years before you.
00:55:57I don't know if you're a girl who is a woman.
00:56:00But, where are you from?
00:56:03I'm from Chandigarh.
00:56:04My father is from Haryana.
00:56:05My mother is from Punjab.
00:56:07They're also fighting for you.
00:56:09We won't give you water.
00:56:10They're sick.
00:56:12But even Punjabi culture, any way you can imagine,
00:56:15it comes to our house.
00:56:17She said, hello.
00:56:18Where is the girl from?
00:56:19Where is the mother?
00:56:21She said, my mother is from there.
00:56:23She said, how is the girl from triggers?
00:56:25She said, a girl from behind us.
00:56:26She said, what?
00:56:26She said, I'm behind.
00:56:29She said, let me go.
00:56:30She said, let me go.
00:56:32She said, let me go.
00:56:32I say, let me go.
00:56:33She said, let me go.
00:56:36She said, let me go.
00:56:38I said, I'm going to sit there.
00:56:43I said, Kautam Booth was there.
00:56:45I said, I'm going to go.
00:56:50Friends, there is no way to you.
00:56:52No way to you.
00:56:54I am the master of Bihar.
00:56:56I am the whole Adi Punjab and Adi Biharan.
00:56:59I love Bihar.
00:57:01I don't believe all these things.
00:57:03But it's good to be your Bihari.
00:57:05I love Bihari.
00:57:06But you also understand my family.
00:57:09This is a stereotype.
00:57:10Like I said, I'm from Punjab.
00:57:12Your mind is too.
00:57:15Tractor.
00:57:17Truck.
00:57:18Canada.
00:57:19I know all of you.
00:57:21My parents never came out from Punjab.
00:57:24I don't know.
00:57:25They only watched TV and movies.
00:57:27They were flipping.
00:57:28My mom had the 10 of them.
00:57:32They went to the whole house.
00:57:34She was telling me,
00:57:35What's the matter?
00:57:36Bihar man had a story.
00:57:38It was my baby.
00:57:39I said, I went to the Aagama.
00:57:40He was telling me,
00:57:41How much worse.
00:57:41My grandmother came too.
00:57:43My grandmother came.
00:57:43What will I have to say?
00:57:44How did I have ever made this?
00:57:47It was noорошi.
00:57:50She was telling me,
00:57:51I am going to the Aagama.
00:57:53My grandmother said,
00:57:53You're crazy.
00:57:54You have to go to Aagama.
00:57:57I have to go to your husband's house.
00:57:59If I'm not going to your husband's house,
00:58:02we're going to go to your house.
00:58:10Have you been jealous?
00:58:14I'm just a kid and I'm like,
00:58:17I'm like, my father's father.
00:58:20I'm like, you're a bad boy.
00:58:22I'm like, you're a bad boy.
00:58:24I have to go.
00:58:25You're a bad boy.
00:58:25I have to go.
00:58:26I have to go.
00:58:26corporate investment banker rickshaw
00:58:27I said, sorry, sorry, that's the e-rikshah
00:58:33I'm crazy, my house is crazy
00:58:35I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
00:58:36I don't know, I don't know
00:58:37I don't know anyone
00:58:42I'm crazy
00:58:43I told them that the people who are
00:58:44are very intelligent
00:58:45I said, look, look, we don't
00:58:47I came to a crore-patty
00:58:49I took a life-fly
00:58:52I said, I got a ponch
00:58:53they were there
00:58:54I said, I don't know
00:58:54I'm like, look, I don't know
00:58:56I'm so scared
00:58:56I'm so scared
00:58:56I'm so scared
00:59:02I thought, I didn't go there
00:59:04I said, I don't have to go there
00:59:04My father said, there are many crimes
00:59:06in their state
00:59:06I said, crime is also in the same place
00:59:08At first, my father was a chain
00:59:10My father died
00:59:13My father died
00:59:18In their state
00:59:19they were made crime in the car
00:59:23I'm so scared
00:59:24I'm crazy, I don't think so, and I don't want my husband to reply to it.
00:59:28I'm not able to reply to it, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm tired of everything.
00:59:32My father told me about all the Biharans.
00:59:35And I told them that they are Biharans,
00:59:37and I told them that they are Biharans,
00:59:39and I told them that they are Biharans.
00:59:39Sir, you are with me?
00:59:41I mean, it's not like that.
00:59:42It's not like that.
00:59:43It's not like that.
00:59:44They are Biharans.
00:59:45You can also see that they are extremists.
00:59:47Or they are very sophisticated.
00:59:49Or they are completely grrk.
00:59:51They don't have any middle ground.
00:59:52It's not like that.
00:59:53Or they are reading books,
00:59:55they are reading like,
00:59:56Oliver Deuce,
00:59:57I'm reading Metamorphosis.
00:59:58Or they are reading all the same books.
01:00:03You are the same.
01:00:09My husband's friend,
01:00:10I'm talking on the phone.
01:00:11I'm talking so much English.
01:00:12I don't even know.
01:00:14I'm talking English.
01:00:15My husband's friend's friend.
01:00:17He kept the phone,
01:00:18and he was like,
01:00:18and he was like,
01:00:20I told him,
01:00:21I told him a lot of friends.
01:00:22He didn't believe it.
01:00:23So, my husband went like that.
01:00:25He said,
01:00:26You can wait for my proposal.
01:00:28At least, at least.
01:00:30So, I cried.
01:00:34My father said,
01:00:34I'm crying.
01:00:35I'm fine.
01:00:36We'll go.
01:00:37We'll get you.
01:00:37We'll get you.
01:00:37We'll get you.
01:00:38You'll get so much.
01:00:38My father said,
01:00:39I'll go.
01:00:39I'll go.
01:00:40I wanted to take them both.
01:00:41My father took me.
01:00:44My father took me.
01:00:44Are you going on the flight?
01:00:47I'll send them anywhere.
01:00:49I'll send them to the flight.
01:00:50I'll send them to Iran's flight.
01:00:50They'll go.
01:00:54I said,
01:00:54I don't struggle with anyone.
01:00:55I'll go.
01:00:56I won't go.
01:00:57I won't go.
01:00:58I won't go.
01:00:59I won't go.
01:00:59I'll take my father too.
01:01:00I'll take my father too.
01:01:07I'll take my father to the airport.
01:01:10Why is this no airport?
01:01:14This is the bestler's bus stand.
01:01:17I said,
01:01:18I'll take the bus here.
01:01:18I'll go there.
01:01:20I'll send them so good.
01:01:21I'll send a driver to us.
01:01:23My mother gave me the driver.
01:01:25I told her,
01:01:25I'm just like the man.
01:01:27I said,
01:01:33I have my driver.
01:01:35I've spoken in me.
01:01:36We've talked over it.
01:01:36What?
01:01:39Sit.
01:01:40My brother went and sat.
01:01:41He's a man, right?
01:01:44We were all sitting back.
01:01:46So I was going to explain all of them in Punjabi.
01:01:48Don't do that.
01:01:48I don't want to go there.
01:01:50They are very educated.
01:01:51You are going to be able to study.
01:01:53I teach in Punjabi.
01:01:55You say the driver.
01:01:57And in English, we didn't come to anyone.
01:01:59I didn't come to anyone.
01:02:03So,
01:02:04I said,
01:02:05I don't want to go there.
01:02:06I'm lazy.
01:02:07What do you say?
01:02:08My father says,
01:02:09Brother,
01:02:11we are sitting here so long.
01:02:12We have told you one time.
01:02:16I have told you one time.
01:02:18I told my husband,
01:02:19that I will not be able to study.
01:02:23You are crazy.
01:02:24You are ready for the stereotypes.
01:02:27I said,
01:02:28I don't know what's happening here.
01:02:32My mother bought a tractor.
01:02:43Friends,
01:02:44we reached their house.
01:02:45In 15 minutes,
01:02:46everything happened.
01:02:46They reached their house.
01:02:48My mother said,
01:02:49this is the house.
01:02:49I said,
01:02:50this is the house.
01:02:50My mother asked me.
01:02:51My father is a retired officer.
01:02:55My mother is a retired officer.
01:02:59My mother said,
01:03:00this house?
01:03:01I said,
01:03:01yes.
01:03:02My mother is a retired officer.
01:03:03I said,
01:03:03yes.
01:03:04My mother said,
01:03:04what's going to ask me?
01:03:05My mother said,
01:03:06well,
01:03:06tell me,
01:03:07then,
01:03:08she's a young sister.
01:03:10I said,
01:03:15I'll be a child.
01:03:16I'll be a child.
01:03:17I'll be a child.
01:03:18I'll be a child.
01:03:19My mother came out.
01:03:20I said,
01:03:20hello,
01:03:21hello,
01:03:23I said,
01:03:23you are a girl.
01:03:25I said,
01:03:27this is the one.
01:03:29I'll be a child.
01:03:31I'll be a child.
01:03:33You're a child.
01:03:33You're a child.
01:03:37I came out.
01:03:37I knew.
01:03:39I knew.
01:03:43It's my mother.
01:03:47Don't tell me.
01:03:50I didn't say that.
01:03:53I'm not saying this.
01:03:53I'm not going to say.
01:03:53I am not going to.
01:03:54I didn't even put a bell in your swag.
01:03:59I said, okay, brother, play.
01:04:01You will play.
01:04:03This will play.
01:04:04This will play.
01:04:07I played a bell.
01:04:10You won't play.
01:04:18We are all friends.
01:04:19We are all friends.
01:04:22We will not say that I am so angry.
01:04:25We will go inside and four kids will go.
01:04:26Hey, Papa-ji.
01:04:27Hey, Papa-ji.
01:04:28Hey, Papa-ji.
01:04:30This is a chance.
01:04:31I said, what did they do?
01:04:36They are very poor.
01:04:37They are very loving.
01:04:37We are inside.
01:04:38Who is giving tea with tea?
01:04:45Do you want to eat with tea?
01:04:46Do you want to eat with tea?
01:04:47People have never eaten.
01:04:49Why?
01:04:49It was so warm.
01:04:50I got a full car on my skin.
01:04:54I said, aunt-ji.
01:04:55Why did you put a full car on my skin?
01:04:56I said, we want you to feel like a house.
01:04:59I said, go back to my maxi.
01:05:03I put my bag on my bag.
01:05:04I put my bag on my bag.
01:05:04I'm behind my bag.
01:05:07I understood so much.
01:05:08I thought,
01:05:08I thought,
01:05:09a little bit.
01:05:09Then my bag on my bag.
01:05:10oh, come on.
01:05:12Ujjiya has given you a lot.
01:05:16My breath was hurting.
01:05:17My friends were very angry.
01:05:19But they were really nice.
01:05:20I was like,
01:05:21I was like,
01:05:21my father would ask me,
01:05:23brother,
01:05:24you are from Haryana.
01:05:25He said,
01:05:26yes,
01:05:27you will not be your daughter.
01:05:32My mom said,
01:05:33I wish.
01:05:33He said,
01:05:33I'm like,
01:05:40I don't know.
01:05:41He has said,
01:05:42Punjabi is very sweet.
01:05:44That was really cute of them.
01:05:45He said,
01:05:45let it go.
01:05:46Punjabi.
01:05:46So many...
01:05:48Rajma...
01:05:48Don...
01:05:49He got a dog and he and his fat.
01:05:56They're running.
01:05:57He was running.
01:05:58He's running.
01:05:59I'm running.
01:06:01All the food is eating.
01:06:03I said, how much do you eat?
01:06:04Punjabi girl, I've over-eated.
01:06:06I'm going to leave Rajma and mix it.
01:06:10I'm not eating bread.
01:06:17My husband said, what happened?
01:06:19I couldn't eat food at Bihar's house.
01:06:21I said, this is my husband.
01:06:23This is my husband.
01:06:25This will not eat.
01:06:28My husband went inside.
01:06:30My husband went inside.
01:06:31My husband came back.
01:06:33My husband said, I'll make a coin.
01:06:34I won't even know.
01:06:36My husband said, you stay.
01:06:45My husband ate food at Bihar's house.
01:06:47My husband ate a little lepage.
01:06:50My husband called me on the side.
01:06:51I said, I'm going to leave.
01:06:54If you get married, I'll take $100,000.
01:07:01I said, I'm going to leave.
01:07:01Then, I'm going to talk about the whole thing.
01:07:03The whole thing is going on.
01:07:04Punjabi, Bihar, I didn't understand how to navigate.
01:07:06I said, I'm going to leave.
01:07:07I'm not going to leave.
01:07:08I said, I'm going to leave.
01:07:12I said, you're going to leave.
01:07:14I said, I was going to take my books.
01:07:15I went to our house.
01:07:17I was watching my books.
01:07:19We both are talking.
01:07:21I said, the book she's in the bottom of the bottom.
01:07:24I said, get the bottom of the bottom.
01:07:24I said, my husband goes from the bottom.
01:07:25You want to leave.
01:07:26We went down from the bottom.
01:07:26I was fighting.
01:07:31My father and my husband asked,
01:07:34I said, brother, you give me your WhatsApp number for me.
01:07:37Modi ji came such a good video, isn't it?
01:07:47Modi ji did bond on it, guys!
01:07:49I said, I'm so scared.
01:07:51I said, I'll take my father's number, my father's status.
01:07:53My father gave me status.
01:07:54He said, I'm going to the sea.
01:07:56It's possible, he won't come back.
01:08:02I said, I'm going to the sea.
01:08:05My sister gave me a number.
01:08:06I said, I didn't say anything.
01:08:07I said, I'll take my eyes and then I'll take my eyes.
01:08:08Because they also kept status.
01:08:11We are coming from Punjabi.
01:08:14How will we live in dry state?
01:08:22Status is different.
01:08:23Viewers have made me, jam it.
01:08:26I said, I'll take my eyes.
01:08:26Why bond?
01:08:27I said, I'll take my eyes.
01:08:30I said, I'll take my eyes.
01:08:30I'll take my eyes.
01:08:31I'll take my eyes.
01:08:32I'll take my eyes.
01:08:32I went to the hotel and I asked my mom to the hotel.
01:08:33Mom, how are you?
01:08:35I said, I'm okay with the people.
01:08:38I said, Mom, tell me.
01:08:40I said, I'm so scared.
01:08:42I said, I can't see you.
01:08:42I said, I'll take your face to him.
01:08:44I'll take him.
01:08:44I said, when you got your face,
01:08:46what's need to get your face?
01:08:52My husband said,
01:08:52I said, your face is a judge.
01:08:55I said, I'll take my eyes.
01:08:59I said, I'll take my eyes.
01:09:00I said, why don't you come here?
01:09:02The next day, we stopped.
01:09:03And I thought that
01:09:05who is a girl in my life
01:09:06who has changed my life
01:09:08and who has changed my soulmate
01:09:09and I have to tell them to tell them.
01:09:11So I called my friends.
01:09:12I called them because of their bubble.
01:09:14So I called them.
01:09:15I said, hello, listen.
01:09:16Thank you, man.
01:09:17You say, I've never met with this girl.
01:09:20I met with soulmate
01:09:21for you guys.
01:09:24My marriage is 6 months.
01:09:25I said, let's go.
01:09:26Everything is soulmate.
01:09:28Soulmate.
01:09:29I said, what?
01:09:30I said, yes.
01:09:31I'm going to be myself.
01:09:33I said, why?
01:09:34I said, my husband
01:09:34wrote everything on the hinge.
01:09:36I have two cars,
01:09:37two bungalows and two kings.
01:09:48Then I went to the house and I went to the house.
01:09:51I went and reached.
01:09:52My mother's phone came.
01:09:54I said, and what's your Bihari son say?
01:09:59I said, two words were necessary to you.
01:10:02I said, and what's Bihari said?
01:10:09I said, I love you, Carrie.
01:10:11Carrie said, I love you, Carrie.
01:10:12Carrie said, we haven't even said to you.
01:10:14I said, you're very good, mom and papa.
01:10:16You're very educated.
01:10:17You give me gold. I like it.
01:10:19Carrie said, okay.
01:10:20Tell me, your mouth has been out of your mouth.
01:10:23I said, mommy, do you have to be out of your mouth?
01:10:26Carrie, there are so many.
01:10:29Your eyes, your mouth, your lips.
01:10:31I said something.
01:10:31I said, no, I don't say anything.
01:10:33I don't say anything.
01:10:34I don't say anything.
01:10:34I said, no, I don't say anything, mommy.
01:10:36I said, then, how do I get married?
01:10:41As I said, I had a phone in my mouth.
01:10:43Carrie said, welcome.
01:10:46I said, thank you.
01:10:48Carrie, do it again.
01:10:49What do you do, mommy?
01:10:51Carrie, do it again.
01:10:52It doesn't happen after an age.
01:10:54What are you saying?
01:10:56Carrie, your age is gone.
01:10:58Then it will not happen.
01:10:59Time is very low.
01:11:00What do you say?
01:11:01Carrie, do it again.
01:11:02Carrie, do the job.
01:11:04What do you say?
01:11:14I said, okay, do a job.
01:11:16I said, okay, do a job.
01:11:16Magistrate.
01:11:17Judge.
01:11:18Comic.
01:11:21You will have a case in our court.
01:11:25You're a girl.
01:11:27What's up?
01:11:28You're very happy at home.
01:11:30You're crazy.
01:11:31My mother is crazy behind me.
01:11:33She's a second favourite.
01:11:35First of course, Modi Ji.
01:11:40Papa third.
01:11:41Third, Ram Dev Baba.
01:11:43Ram Dev Baba is crazy behind me.
01:11:46She's crazy.
01:11:47She's crazy.
01:11:49We are very happy.
01:11:55We all are very happy.
01:11:56And I don't understand how it happened.
01:11:59How did my life change happen?
01:12:00Everything changed in the process.
01:12:03Everything changed.
01:12:04I changed.
01:12:04I became pro-marriage from auntie.
01:12:06My parents,
01:12:07who had married themselves,
01:12:08had never seen one another.
01:12:10They didn't even see one another.
01:12:11They accepted an inter-caste,
01:12:13an inter-state marriage.
01:12:14They changed.
01:12:16My aunt didn't change.
01:12:18He's like a fruit.
01:12:19He's like a fruit.
01:12:21I didn't change.
01:12:22And when I was writing a show,
01:12:24I thought,
01:12:25I would have to tell you something to my audience.
01:12:28So, I would have to tell you why I chose this guy.
01:12:31What's the reason for that?
01:12:32That my hand has transformed.
01:12:34I thought, friends,
01:12:35I would have to tell you something.
01:12:36But I didn't get any reason.
01:12:38I didn't get any reason.
01:12:40Maybe there will be no reason.
01:12:40Or I don't understand.
01:12:42Maybe it's just his presence.
01:12:44Or whatever it is.
01:12:45I mean,
01:12:45I always think.
01:12:47And I didn't get it.
01:12:48I didn't get it.
01:12:49I didn't get it.
01:12:50And I didn't get it.
01:12:50And I asked my husband,
01:12:52tell me why you married me.
01:12:54So, it's not about looks.
01:13:00But now my life changed.
01:13:01My life had a lot changed.
01:13:01I was only a girlfriend was a wife.
01:13:04I had become a husband.
01:13:04I became a lot of new relationships,
01:13:06I went and called庭 or mother
01:13:08a girl came and said,
01:13:09I put my hands on my hand.
01:13:10She pulled me to my husband.
01:13:12I said,
01:13:13I said,
01:13:13I did not call my husband.
01:13:17I said,
01:13:18I said,
01:13:18my daughter of Maya.
01:13:21She became a很多 new relationships.
01:13:23My wife became a husband.
01:13:24I became a father.
01:13:26I became a father.
01:13:28My husband has a second cousin.
01:13:32He has a father.
01:13:33He has a father.
01:13:34He has no remote.
01:13:37We didn't grow up our house.
01:13:39We kept growing up our generation.
01:13:42We went to their house and said,
01:13:44Dadadadhi is here.
01:13:48I said,
01:13:49This is on demand.
01:13:50I said,
01:13:53Dadadhi is here.
01:13:55Dadadhi is here.
01:13:56Backless dadadhi.
01:13:58We have seen it without danger.
01:14:00I am a father.
01:14:02I am a father.
01:14:02I am a father.
01:14:04I am a father.
01:14:07I do not have married for two years.
01:14:09My father will get on the hinge.
01:14:16Thank you guys for listening to this show.
01:14:18Now, the last thing.
01:14:20You don't have to listen to me so much.
01:14:22Now, I want to know who you have heard so much.
01:14:24You will meet him.
01:14:25Are you ready?
01:14:28I would like you to meet my husband.
01:14:30So, start clapping for him.
01:14:31Start clapping.
01:14:31Give up for my husband.
01:14:35Guys, meet my husband.
01:14:40My Punjabi husband with whiskey.
01:14:42My husband will stand up for watching.
01:14:45I am a father.
01:14:46I am a father.
01:14:48Real father.
01:14:49Thank you so much for listening.
01:14:50That's the end of the show.
01:14:51You guys have been fantastic.
01:14:53My name is Shashi.
01:14:54I hope it was worth your time and money.
01:14:56Thank you so much for coming.
01:14:57Take care.
01:14:58Bye-bye.
01:14:58Good night.
01:15:02With my husband.
01:15:19Thank you too soon.
01:15:27Thank you very much.
01:15:28Tu hawa jaysse, gul jata hai mujh mein
01:15:37Mujhe apna ghar, mil jata hai tujh mein
01:15:46Kaise, tu aisa kaise hai
01:15:53Kaise, kaise, tu aisa kaise hai, kaise
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