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The Gaslight District - Season 1 Episode 1 -
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00:00The world as we know it came to an end eons ago.
00:23Humanity, twisted, bent and misshapen by hubris. I've entered a golden age, never ending life.
00:48Raise the black hand.
00:51The rotlings, blissful in their lives of decadent indulgence, are haunted by a myth.
01:01The beast whose blood flows black threatens our blessed world. Fear the prophecy. Fear the human born of the angel's egg.
01:14Welcome to the Ghastlight District! Abandoned by gods, the tenizens of this land are left to rot, faster, scourb and peel for all eternity.
01:38That is until the prophesized human decides to show its face.
01:47The serpent being an enemy of a child, is as a master.
01:50The dork leaves, the Roman skull, is a total of two.
01:52You have to be little with the Jedi, then?
01:55Errgh.
01:56Errgh.
02:00Hehehehehehe.
02:02Ah, ah, ah!
02:13Ah, ah!
02:18Ah!
02:20Redhead!
02:23Corporate needs a favor.
02:25He's left in three, two, one.
02:28Whoa!
02:51Whoa!
02:53Scum!
02:54Dirty, bloody, pulpy, purple scum!
03:00Wait, why are we hunting, Jack?
03:04Aw, Lord, Jack.
03:05If we get paid, who cares why we do it?
03:10I'll give you five scarabs to turn mud inside out.
03:13I'll give them ten.
03:16I'll kill you, degenerates, for free!
03:18Hey, Jack, check this out.
03:26Breadhead, since you were just a bun in the oven, you've been nothing but good.
03:32But your sister...
03:34Get back in here, you little bread!
03:41Once comes to worse, she loses a leg.
03:43Just sew on a new one when we get...
03:45Shut it!
03:48So, Jack, as I was saying before you bolted on us...
04:03My blood, it's purple.
04:06Right!
04:07You can't silence me, black blood!
04:12All Jack needed to do was answer correctly...
04:16And Papa would have shown him some mercy!
04:20What happens to Mud and Breadhead when they learn you're the human?
04:24Will Papa be able to protect you when the whole island pieces together what you are?
04:30I'm gonna make sure they don't.
04:32Shit.
04:42Shit.
04:50Shit.
05:20Jack, how it kills me to do this to one of my own.
05:27So I won't.
05:29Breadhead, do it for me.
05:34Breadhead, please, listen to me!
05:45You monkey.
05:50I'm serious.
05:53The shop won't be the same without you, buddy.
06:01Cement him.
06:08Cement, cement, cement.
06:10Make sure to hold your breath.
06:13Once you reach the bottom, the fight will is the death.
06:17Cement, cement, cement!
06:21Cement, cement, cement, cement.
06:24The boy's still alive.
06:26The boy's still alive.
06:28We're in.
06:30The man's still alive.
06:32The man's still alive.
06:34Welcome to the Whale Belly Butcher's Shop.
06:50Well...
06:57There you go.
07:00Thank you, Mel.
07:04Hmm...
07:12Say, Pipsquick!
07:15Impressive stuff out there for your first job.
07:18How about you come work for me instead?
07:21I'll pay you triple whatever Kenny Boy's giving you.
07:24Huh?
07:26Triple of nothing is still nothing.
07:28Yeah, Ken pays us invaluable life experiences.
07:34Back to work, you ungrateful little stains.
07:40You're just mad because your greatest fear has finally been realized.
07:46Me, an official member of the Smiling Dead.
07:50You keep her bored like this, she's gonna start cooking up some crazy shit herself.
07:59Too late!
08:00I already have.
08:02Mal, look at you.
08:05Delicate.
08:06Unscarred.
08:08All your original limbs.
08:10Untouched by this putrid world.
08:13And I would like to name it that way!
08:15Now look at us.
08:18Krusty.
08:19Musty.
08:20Rusty all over.
08:22You ain't one of us.
08:23And you never will be.
08:25As I was saying, I may have our biggest job yet!
08:31Ooh!
08:32What's the take?
08:33Better be enough to get me one of them cozy mattresses.
08:37Sick of sleeping on that meat hook.
08:41No, no, no, Mud.
08:42This has nothing to do with scarab.
08:44More like...
08:45Human egg egg.
08:48The human egg.
08:52Human egg.
08:53Human egg.
08:54Human egg.
08:55Human egg.
08:56Human egg.
08:57I did some digging and figured out where it is!
09:00Paradise...
09:02Lost.
09:03We sneak our way into heaven,
09:06snatch the egg from its frail old mother,
09:09and smash it in front of the whole town!
09:11Boom!
09:12We're legends!
09:13Mal,
09:14Paradise Lost belongs to the virtues!
09:17Haven't I ever told you
09:19what being sentenced to an eternity in the infernos is lack.
09:23Imagine.
09:25Imagine being subjected to a never-ending reign of filthy, icy slush.
09:34It's ripping into every fold of your body as you lay frozen and numb,
09:40but yet you can't focus on any of it.
09:45It's the excruciating pain of pulling out an ingrown toenail.
09:51That's what I said.
09:52Huh? Seems pretty easy to me.
09:57Those in favor of a mutiny, point and say, go to hell.
10:01Go to hell!
10:06How the daughter talk? No!
10:15The human egg! What are you selling these idiots, huh?
10:19There's only ever one human walking around this shithole, and that's you!
10:24That's the beauty of it, Ken.
10:26I'm lying!
10:28It's just some dumb angel egg.
10:31All those idiots in town will go crazy about it.
10:34We dress it up, destroy it, and then no one will think twice about me being human again.
10:40Besides, I'm sick of you cementing all my buddies!
10:44And whose fault is that? Jack saw your nosebleed.
10:49Honest mistake, not much we can do about that.
11:00Black blood!
11:01But you straight up told Romeo, who then told Candy, who then told Sid,
11:07And now I'm missing a dishwasher, a busboy, and two waitresses!
11:13Dad, work with me here.
11:15Picture this!
11:16Ken the Butcher, handsome leader of the smiling dead, slays the human,
11:22saves the gaslight district for another 10,000 years,
11:25until the human is born again.
11:28Blah, blah, blah.
11:28Also throwing some crap advertising the restaurant.
11:31Blah.
11:31Just, look it over.
11:34If there's any problem at all, I swear I'll never bring it up again.
11:37All this info is legit.
11:39The times, locations, the virtue.
11:43Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
11:45Triple checked, sources confirmed, and then silenced.
11:48Blah.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:51Okay, you win.
11:52Beep!
11:53One condition.
11:56You don't leave my side.
11:59You pull any stunts like earlier today,
12:02and you never see sunlight again.
12:06Offshore
12:15Outro
12:17in
12:23In
12:25Outro
12:29Outro
12:33Outro
12:36Morning, officer. I believe everything should be in order.
13:06All clear.
13:13Holy shit!
13:18We are pleased. And you...
13:31...or a filthy, rancid rotling.
13:37You may proceed.
13:40All right. Here's the plan.
13:48Breadhead, you're on angel duty.
13:54Pretty bird, love, yummy, yummy, yummy.
14:02All right. Here's the plan.
14:04Breadhead, you're on angel duty.
14:08Pretty bird, love, yummy, yummy bird.
14:28Mud, secure the cameras and get the guards to focus on our little distraction.
14:36And Joshua!
14:42How long has it been?
14:44Five thousand years?
14:46Actually, 5,245 years.
14:48But who's counting? How's my muddy buddy?
14:52I hate ya. I'll always hate ya.
14:56I will never forgive you!
15:00Three, two, one.
15:08All guards report to the garden. An angel storm is falling. Stop it before it rips this place apart!
15:16So, things are going pretty smooth, don't you think?
15:20Mmm, hell yeah.
15:22You're, uh, proud of me, right?
15:26You know, with everything going according to plan and all?
15:30Nah.
15:32Ken?
15:34Need to make a pit stop. Just need five minutes.
15:38What happened to, don't leave my sight?
15:41Burns! James! This is what you want, right?
15:44To be one of us, a member and a smiling-
15:46Here's your chance.
15:51Meet me at the stairway.
15:53We go up, together. Yeah?
15:57Wait for me.
16:23This may sting for just a moment. Please forgive me.
16:47Butcher! How did you find me?
16:51I've kept my promise, Ken. I've never spoken a word, any of it, to anyone!
17:04Please, reconsider your options!
17:16Whoa, whoa, whoa!
17:18We don't want that kind of heat, mate!
17:33This way, child.
17:35Child.
17:48Child.
17:49Blessed by black blood.
17:54Ah, shit.
17:55Bad intel.
17:56Ah!
17:57Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:00Oh.
18:01How you've grown.
18:04Grown.
18:06I see all, child.
18:08You cannot hide what you are from me.
18:12What?
18:13Huh?
18:14Dr Hey!
18:16Ah!
18:17Arrgh!
18:18Arrgh!
18:19Uh!
18:20Arrgh!
18:22Arrgh!
18:24Arrgh!
18:29I'll take care of the intruders.
18:52It was just a prank, man!
18:53Put me back! Put me back!
18:59You do hear it, don't you?
19:14The call of the prophecy echoes louder each day.
19:21A legion of angels to rain fire upon all those
19:43who rot upon the earth.
20:00Whoa.
20:01Get Ken and Mel! Meet me at the entrance!
20:12Do our pinky promises mean nothing to you?
20:16Give me shit later!
20:19Foolish blind human!
20:27Intruders!
20:29In! Now!
20:32Touch not your feet upon the land to be raised.
20:36When your day of destiny arrives,
20:39we shall be there to guide you on silver wings!
20:44See?
20:47No!
20:48No!
20:49No!
20:50No!
20:51No!
20:52No!
20:53No!
20:54No!
20:56No!
20:57No!
20:58No!
20:59No!
21:00No!
21:01No!
21:02No!
21:03No!
21:04No!
21:05No!
21:06No!
21:07No!
21:08No!
21:09No!
21:10No!
21:11No!
21:13No!
21:14No!
21:15No!
21:16You belong to the angels!
21:20I'm invincible!
21:38Me! A member of the Smiling Dead!
21:50I'll make sure you never end up like one of us.
22:05Welcome, flying denizens in a gas-like district!
22:09Today, I present to you...
22:12The Human A.
22:20Keep it together, kid.
22:31They're buying it.
22:33A prayer...
22:35to the Black Hand.
22:40Rotten little human,
22:42hiding in their neck.
22:44Listen and listen good.
22:47You shall never find peace in our land,
22:52as we will bathe this spike in your black blood time and time again,
22:59for you are the one thing to threaten our gift of eternal life.
23:06Now, let us rejoice in our victory!
23:11Let us restart the cycle!
23:13Let us praise the Black Hand
23:16for another ten thousand years!
23:23Now, just like you planned...
23:27Death... to the human...
23:29Life for us eternal!
23:32No...
23:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not now!
23:38Now!
24:04LIONS!
24:05Solotans!
24:06Of goblins!
24:07LIONS!
24:08LIARS!
24:09LIARS!
24:10BLOODY FIGURES!
24:12LIARS!
24:13LIARS!
24:14LIARS!
24:15LIARS!
24:16LIARS!
24:17LIARS!
24:18LIARS!
24:19LIARS!
24:20That's not a human!
24:25Dad?
24:28What do we do now?
24:30What's the world?
24:31What do we do now?
24:32Is it the world?
24:33What do we do?
24:34Which is the world?
24:35Welcome to the Gaslight District, the land of eternal life for all but one of its denizens.
24:45A place where everyone has secrets to bury and skeletons to hide.
24:53Six feet deep are a thousand fathoms under the sea.
24:59Eventually, all things rise to the surface.
25:18I walked upon a melancholy hill, while their song echoed from their chasm deep.
25:26The weight of family bones cementing still, the secrets that our fathers chose to keep.
25:35We drown of all the truths beneath the tide.
25:45And lance the boils that fester in the dark.
25:55The trust we blazing blood has been belied.
26:04The soul adrift without a guiding mark.
26:14The sheep of family now unrigged adrift.
26:19Conceals a cargo of unspoken shame.
26:23The field between the walls begin strifed.
26:28As we now exist...
26:30The last of the year, the
26:38walk is always a certain context for the eanc接.
26:40By the time there runs on aplic cristal, while the
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