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The Gaslight District - Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
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The Gaslight District - Season 1 Episode 1 -
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00:00
The world as we know it came to an end eons ago.
00:23
Humanity, twisted, bent and misshapen by hubris. I've entered a golden age, never ending life.
00:48
Raise the black hand.
00:51
The rotlings, blissful in their lives of decadent indulgence, are haunted by a myth.
01:01
The beast whose blood flows black threatens our blessed world. Fear the prophecy. Fear the human born of the angel's egg.
01:14
Welcome to the Ghastlight District! Abandoned by gods, the tenizens of this land are left to rot, faster, scourb and peel for all eternity.
01:38
That is until the prophesized human decides to show its face.
01:47
The serpent being an enemy of a child, is as a master.
01:50
The dork leaves, the Roman skull, is a total of two.
01:52
You have to be little with the Jedi, then?
01:55
Errgh.
01:56
Errgh.
02:00
Hehehehehehe.
02:02
Ah, ah, ah!
02:13
Ah, ah!
02:18
Ah!
02:20
Redhead!
02:23
Corporate needs a favor.
02:25
He's left in three, two, one.
02:28
Whoa!
02:51
Whoa!
02:53
Scum!
02:54
Dirty, bloody, pulpy, purple scum!
03:00
Wait, why are we hunting, Jack?
03:04
Aw, Lord, Jack.
03:05
If we get paid, who cares why we do it?
03:10
I'll give you five scarabs to turn mud inside out.
03:13
I'll give them ten.
03:16
I'll kill you, degenerates, for free!
03:18
Hey, Jack, check this out.
03:26
Breadhead, since you were just a bun in the oven, you've been nothing but good.
03:32
But your sister...
03:34
Get back in here, you little bread!
03:41
Once comes to worse, she loses a leg.
03:43
Just sew on a new one when we get...
03:45
Shut it!
03:48
So, Jack, as I was saying before you bolted on us...
04:03
My blood, it's purple.
04:06
Right!
04:07
You can't silence me, black blood!
04:12
All Jack needed to do was answer correctly...
04:16
And Papa would have shown him some mercy!
04:20
What happens to Mud and Breadhead when they learn you're the human?
04:24
Will Papa be able to protect you when the whole island pieces together what you are?
04:30
I'm gonna make sure they don't.
04:32
Shit.
04:42
Shit.
04:50
Shit.
05:20
Jack, how it kills me to do this to one of my own.
05:27
So I won't.
05:29
Breadhead, do it for me.
05:34
Breadhead, please, listen to me!
05:45
You monkey.
05:50
I'm serious.
05:53
The shop won't be the same without you, buddy.
06:01
Cement him.
06:08
Cement, cement, cement.
06:10
Make sure to hold your breath.
06:13
Once you reach the bottom, the fight will is the death.
06:17
Cement, cement, cement!
06:21
Cement, cement, cement, cement.
06:24
The boy's still alive.
06:26
The boy's still alive.
06:28
We're in.
06:30
The man's still alive.
06:32
The man's still alive.
06:34
Welcome to the Whale Belly Butcher's Shop.
06:50
Well...
06:57
There you go.
07:00
Thank you, Mel.
07:04
Hmm...
07:12
Say, Pipsquick!
07:15
Impressive stuff out there for your first job.
07:18
How about you come work for me instead?
07:21
I'll pay you triple whatever Kenny Boy's giving you.
07:24
Huh?
07:26
Triple of nothing is still nothing.
07:28
Yeah, Ken pays us invaluable life experiences.
07:34
Back to work, you ungrateful little stains.
07:40
You're just mad because your greatest fear has finally been realized.
07:46
Me, an official member of the Smiling Dead.
07:50
You keep her bored like this, she's gonna start cooking up some crazy shit herself.
07:59
Too late!
08:00
I already have.
08:02
Mal, look at you.
08:05
Delicate.
08:06
Unscarred.
08:08
All your original limbs.
08:10
Untouched by this putrid world.
08:13
And I would like to name it that way!
08:15
Now look at us.
08:18
Krusty.
08:19
Musty.
08:20
Rusty all over.
08:22
You ain't one of us.
08:23
And you never will be.
08:25
As I was saying, I may have our biggest job yet!
08:31
Ooh!
08:32
What's the take?
08:33
Better be enough to get me one of them cozy mattresses.
08:37
Sick of sleeping on that meat hook.
08:41
No, no, no, Mud.
08:42
This has nothing to do with scarab.
08:44
More like...
08:45
Human egg egg.
08:48
The human egg.
08:52
Human egg.
08:53
Human egg.
08:54
Human egg.
08:55
Human egg.
08:56
Human egg.
08:57
I did some digging and figured out where it is!
09:00
Paradise...
09:02
Lost.
09:03
We sneak our way into heaven,
09:06
snatch the egg from its frail old mother,
09:09
and smash it in front of the whole town!
09:11
Boom!
09:12
We're legends!
09:13
Mal,
09:14
Paradise Lost belongs to the virtues!
09:17
Haven't I ever told you
09:19
what being sentenced to an eternity in the infernos is lack.
09:23
Imagine.
09:25
Imagine being subjected to a never-ending reign of filthy, icy slush.
09:34
It's ripping into every fold of your body as you lay frozen and numb,
09:40
but yet you can't focus on any of it.
09:45
It's the excruciating pain of pulling out an ingrown toenail.
09:51
That's what I said.
09:52
Huh? Seems pretty easy to me.
09:57
Those in favor of a mutiny, point and say, go to hell.
10:01
Go to hell!
10:06
How the daughter talk? No!
10:15
The human egg! What are you selling these idiots, huh?
10:19
There's only ever one human walking around this shithole, and that's you!
10:24
That's the beauty of it, Ken.
10:26
I'm lying!
10:28
It's just some dumb angel egg.
10:31
All those idiots in town will go crazy about it.
10:34
We dress it up, destroy it, and then no one will think twice about me being human again.
10:40
Besides, I'm sick of you cementing all my buddies!
10:44
And whose fault is that? Jack saw your nosebleed.
10:49
Honest mistake, not much we can do about that.
11:00
Black blood!
11:01
But you straight up told Romeo, who then told Candy, who then told Sid,
11:07
And now I'm missing a dishwasher, a busboy, and two waitresses!
11:13
Dad, work with me here.
11:15
Picture this!
11:16
Ken the Butcher, handsome leader of the smiling dead, slays the human,
11:22
saves the gaslight district for another 10,000 years,
11:25
until the human is born again.
11:28
Blah, blah, blah.
11:28
Also throwing some crap advertising the restaurant.
11:31
Blah.
11:31
Just, look it over.
11:34
If there's any problem at all, I swear I'll never bring it up again.
11:37
All this info is legit.
11:39
The times, locations, the virtue.
11:43
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
11:45
Triple checked, sources confirmed, and then silenced.
11:48
Blah.
11:49
Mm-hmm.
11:51
Okay, you win.
11:52
Beep!
11:53
One condition.
11:56
You don't leave my side.
11:59
You pull any stunts like earlier today,
12:02
and you never see sunlight again.
12:06
Offshore
12:15
Outro
12:17
in
12:23
In
12:25
Outro
12:29
Outro
12:33
Outro
12:36
Morning, officer. I believe everything should be in order.
13:06
All clear.
13:13
Holy shit!
13:18
We are pleased. And you...
13:31
...or a filthy, rancid rotling.
13:37
You may proceed.
13:40
All right. Here's the plan.
13:48
Breadhead, you're on angel duty.
13:54
Pretty bird, love, yummy, yummy, yummy.
14:02
All right. Here's the plan.
14:04
Breadhead, you're on angel duty.
14:08
Pretty bird, love, yummy, yummy bird.
14:28
Mud, secure the cameras and get the guards to focus on our little distraction.
14:36
And Joshua!
14:42
How long has it been?
14:44
Five thousand years?
14:46
Actually, 5,245 years.
14:48
But who's counting? How's my muddy buddy?
14:52
I hate ya. I'll always hate ya.
14:56
I will never forgive you!
15:00
Three, two, one.
15:08
All guards report to the garden. An angel storm is falling. Stop it before it rips this place apart!
15:16
So, things are going pretty smooth, don't you think?
15:20
Mmm, hell yeah.
15:22
You're, uh, proud of me, right?
15:26
You know, with everything going according to plan and all?
15:30
Nah.
15:32
Ken?
15:34
Need to make a pit stop. Just need five minutes.
15:38
What happened to, don't leave my sight?
15:41
Burns! James! This is what you want, right?
15:44
To be one of us, a member and a smiling-
15:46
Here's your chance.
15:51
Meet me at the stairway.
15:53
We go up, together. Yeah?
15:57
Wait for me.
16:23
This may sting for just a moment. Please forgive me.
16:47
Butcher! How did you find me?
16:51
I've kept my promise, Ken. I've never spoken a word, any of it, to anyone!
17:04
Please, reconsider your options!
17:16
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
17:18
We don't want that kind of heat, mate!
17:33
This way, child.
17:35
Child.
17:48
Child.
17:49
Blessed by black blood.
17:54
Ah, shit.
17:55
Bad intel.
17:56
Ah!
17:57
Ah!
17:58
Ah!
17:59
Ah!
18:00
Oh.
18:01
How you've grown.
18:04
Grown.
18:06
I see all, child.
18:08
You cannot hide what you are from me.
18:12
What?
18:13
Huh?
18:14
Dr Hey!
18:16
Ah!
18:17
Arrgh!
18:18
Arrgh!
18:19
Uh!
18:20
Arrgh!
18:22
Arrgh!
18:24
Arrgh!
18:29
I'll take care of the intruders.
18:52
It was just a prank, man!
18:53
Put me back! Put me back!
18:59
You do hear it, don't you?
19:14
The call of the prophecy echoes louder each day.
19:21
A legion of angels to rain fire upon all those
19:43
who rot upon the earth.
20:00
Whoa.
20:01
Get Ken and Mel! Meet me at the entrance!
20:12
Do our pinky promises mean nothing to you?
20:16
Give me shit later!
20:19
Foolish blind human!
20:27
Intruders!
20:29
In! Now!
20:32
Touch not your feet upon the land to be raised.
20:36
When your day of destiny arrives,
20:39
we shall be there to guide you on silver wings!
20:44
See?
20:47
No!
20:48
No!
20:49
No!
20:50
No!
20:51
No!
20:52
No!
20:53
No!
20:54
No!
20:56
No!
20:57
No!
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No!
20:59
No!
21:00
No!
21:01
No!
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No!
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No!
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No!
21:05
No!
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No!
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No!
21:08
No!
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No!
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No!
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No!
21:13
No!
21:14
No!
21:15
No!
21:16
You belong to the angels!
21:20
I'm invincible!
21:38
Me! A member of the Smiling Dead!
21:50
I'll make sure you never end up like one of us.
22:05
Welcome, flying denizens in a gas-like district!
22:09
Today, I present to you...
22:12
The Human A.
22:20
Keep it together, kid.
22:31
They're buying it.
22:33
A prayer...
22:35
to the Black Hand.
22:40
Rotten little human,
22:42
hiding in their neck.
22:44
Listen and listen good.
22:47
You shall never find peace in our land,
22:52
as we will bathe this spike in your black blood time and time again,
22:59
for you are the one thing to threaten our gift of eternal life.
23:06
Now, let us rejoice in our victory!
23:11
Let us restart the cycle!
23:13
Let us praise the Black Hand
23:16
for another ten thousand years!
23:23
Now, just like you planned...
23:27
Death... to the human...
23:29
Life for us eternal!
23:32
No...
23:33
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not now!
23:38
Now!
24:04
LIONS!
24:05
Solotans!
24:06
Of goblins!
24:07
LIONS!
24:08
LIARS!
24:09
LIARS!
24:10
BLOODY FIGURES!
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LIARS!
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LIARS!
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LIARS!
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LIARS!
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LIARS!
24:17
LIARS!
24:18
LIARS!
24:19
LIARS!
24:20
That's not a human!
24:25
Dad?
24:28
What do we do now?
24:30
What's the world?
24:31
What do we do now?
24:32
Is it the world?
24:33
What do we do?
24:34
Which is the world?
24:35
Welcome to the Gaslight District, the land of eternal life for all but one of its denizens.
24:45
A place where everyone has secrets to bury and skeletons to hide.
24:53
Six feet deep are a thousand fathoms under the sea.
24:59
Eventually, all things rise to the surface.
25:18
I walked upon a melancholy hill, while their song echoed from their chasm deep.
25:26
The weight of family bones cementing still, the secrets that our fathers chose to keep.
25:35
We drown of all the truths beneath the tide.
25:45
And lance the boils that fester in the dark.
25:55
The trust we blazing blood has been belied.
26:04
The soul adrift without a guiding mark.
26:14
The sheep of family now unrigged adrift.
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Conceals a cargo of unspoken shame.
26:23
The field between the walls begin strifed.
26:28
As we now exist...
26:30
The last of the year, the
26:38
walk is always a certain context for the eanc接.
26:40
By the time there runs on aplic cristal, while the
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