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BBC New Comedy Awards - Season 2025 Episode 6 -
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00:00stage live this is serious bro one of them will be crowned best new comedian and guess what i'm
00:07the head judge the winner of the bbc new comedy awards 2025 is this is the bbc new comedy awards
00:16please welcome to the stage your host for tonight the amazing amy glenhill
00:22hello hi hello and welcome to the bbc new comedy awards grand final
00:35it's amazing and we're here in bradford at the alhambra theater what a venue um and we've got
00:46some amazing acts for you you're in for a great night of comedy did you know there was a thousand
00:52entrants a thousand entrants and then that got wangled down to 30 who battled it out in the heat
01:00and now we've got six the six top comedians that you're going to see which will become one winner
01:07i know and it's so exciting because you could be looking at the future of british comedy
01:13like when you look at the awards over the years who's been through it it's a who's who
01:18sarah millican alan oh yeah alan carr shappico sandy
01:24greg davies got knocked out in the second round do you know what i mean
01:29wow a real who's who but luckily i don't have to make the decision the life-changing decision about
01:39who's the winner put your hands together for the judges
01:43how are you doing judges i feel stressed i feel very stressed about making a decision i'm not very
01:57good at decisions so i feel i feel quite stressed about that the other day i had to choose um tiles
02:02and i just i just lay down i don't know i don't know how this is gonna go okay well
02:08if harriet disappears we know she's laid down on the box a johnny salmon writer and star of dreaming
02:15whilst black
02:16now a johnny multi-talented what advice have you got for those waiting in the wings i like excitement
02:31so if you can give me like i don't know a dance move or like a back flip or something like that
02:36yeah just just i'm just just just just there's something crazy just do something crazy and you've
02:42got my vote fatia you have been head judge throughout how has it been traveling around
02:47the uk it's been great to like see comedy all over the country it's nice sometimes because i live in
02:53london yeah i was born and raised there so you sometimes you're only seeing the people from that's
02:58from our city yeah and i like that we're able to go everywhere and see everyone and see loads of
03:03different acts and i love seeing new acts as a comedian you're always performing so you don't get a
03:09chance to always see new people yeah so that's what i love about it it's been great like it's
03:13so tough though because they're all so good
03:20patia el gory everybody
03:24now um are you ready to start the show
03:27brandford you are such a great audience start the round of applause
03:44hello guys yes thank you hello hello guys how are we are we good are we good
03:51i'm gonna address my name and my accent first i'm uh i'm not from here i'm from lithuania i used to live
03:56in manchester i just moved down south and i'm glad i did because i finally understand what people are
04:00saying because in lithuania they teach english we don't teach regional accents there was never a
04:07lesson where they teach a press play and it went listening exercise number five you ran into your friend
04:12from liverpool what's happening la four ridiculous game last night in it
04:20me missus was like we should go and see me ma
04:25i was like i'm not gonna see you ma when there's a fucking game on
04:30you fucking slug
04:34who in this story is a slug
04:39you know i moved down south and i i like it there but i need more money
04:43i need more money man i've been broke for so long it's kind of like a filter in my head now where i see everything
04:49through the lens of being broke i can't enjoy things anymore every time i see someone with a
04:53nice car i'm like if i had that car i would sell it
04:58even in my fantasies i sell things i can't afford
05:03another example of how broke i am is i don't think there is a distance that is too far for me to walk
05:08back home i've done some crazy hikes to save five pounds it's five yeah my friends and i were out of a
05:15club they're like should we get a taxi i'm like come on guys it's a two hour walk
05:21it's one hour if we run i always run home after a night out my friends in the club like why aren't
05:28you dancing and i'm like i'm preserving my energy for a half marathon i'm about to do on five points
05:35every step here is a step wasted and you cannot take girls back home if you do that because the girl
05:41is like how far is your place well how fast can you run and are you afraid of running through the woods
05:52because i know a shortcut we might have to crawl a bit and sometimes it's 5 a.m and you're running home
06:01and you run into someone who just woke up to run and you're both running but what a different vibe
06:12because for them it's an exercise for you it's a means of transfer
06:17they're always so happy they're like good morning and i'm like it's still last night
06:22you're in the future today's tomorrow
06:25another example of how being broke is polluting my mind is my friend showed me
06:31virtual reality porn and if you don't know what it is it's just like regular porn but during sex you
06:36get to like look around the room and i was watching i was like man this is the closest i'll ever get
06:44to own in a house
06:48this living room is beautiful this is not porn this is a better life
06:53the girl was riding me i'm like get off me sasha i don't want to i want to swim in our pool
07:01and take off your heels you're ruining the floor
07:06i took off the glasses my friend was like pretty good right and i'm like yeah but imagine the council tax
07:13must be crazy
07:16i kind of wish i never become rich because i grew up poor and and people who grow up
07:20poor and then become rich are the most evil rich people they have no empathy for the poor because
07:24they made it out so they think everyone can and i already kind of feel that way sometimes
07:28i was at the tesco self-checkout and i accidentally donated some money
07:34and then i got the guy to void
07:39the donation i had to be like i'm sorry sir i accidentally helped somebody
07:43has the money reached the children i want it back there is a child about to eat bread somewhere
07:50and they're like i'm sorry he got a refund
07:55but i did grow up poor i grew up really poor and growing up i didn't know my family was poor because
07:58my parents never told me if you're poor and you have children tell them they don't know like i had to
08:05figure it out myself i hated santa because i thought he's bringing me shit gifts
08:10i remember i was six and the whole year it was so nice to please the fat nonce
08:20and then i woke up on christmas and i found clay clay for a six-year-old i was like i'm never gonna
08:26be kind again i'll kill people and my parents saw that i was sad and instead of telling me that we're
08:33poor they just shifted blame on santa they took my gift they were like what the
08:38fuck why would he do that to you that's crazy i believe them i was like asshole is he still in
08:47the chimney let's start a fire let's smoke him out you know what i'm gonna leave you as a foreigner i
08:55feel obliged to leave you on a brexit joke you know is is that okay yeah
09:07a strong start wow
09:28hey hello everyone hello what a lovely warm welcome from bradford were warm and cozy i feel like we've all
09:35just got out of bed i am i'm a massive fan of japanese lifestyle i need to tell you guys i
09:42absolutely love anything japanese ethics food their clothing and i'm a big fan of um marie condo has
09:53anybody here heard of marie condo oh she's brilliant i absolutely love her she's wrote a book about
09:59the joy of decluttering your house and i've been following her now for about three years my house
10:06is painted all white and i've only got a sofa left in there now this is my last outfit
10:17and the only time that i really get joy is when i fold a carrier bag really small i'm like
10:22i love it absolutely love it i've gone 40 i've gone 40 seven years ago
10:35and i had some tell-tale signs before i started aging uh you get that odd fart that you can't keep
10:42in public and my advice is don't keep it in and everybody knows you start pissing in installments
10:53and then you do the tiniest little sneeze and you just piss it all out
11:00i've been wearing my hijab now which is the scarf i wear around my head i've been wearing it now for
11:05about 18 19 years i often forget that i'm wearing it and if i'm honest my hijab has been wearing me for
11:11the last three years and what do i mean by this statement i usually walk into my house take off
11:18my coat take off my shoes and take off my hijab but about three years ago i noticed when i walked
11:24into my house i took off my coat took off my shoes and took off my hijab and i felt a bit lightheaded
11:31and and then one day you might not believe me unless you're over 40 you wear the hijab or possibly this
11:39has happened to you but one day i walked into the house took off my coat took off my shoes and when
11:45i took off my hijab my head fell off i'll just repeat that in case you missed it my head fell off
11:56absolutely awful and so now the hijab is actually holding my head
12:03onto my shoulders um not onto my neck i lost that in my 20s and i can't remember how
12:12so yeah it's holding my head for me um and you know how hard it is trying to find your head without
12:19your head i accidentally kicked mine in the forehead and i had a massive bump there
12:26absolutely awful so i think um i thought about this and i thought i have my own personal conspiracy
12:34theory about why my head fell off and i think it's vitamin d deficiency i really do
12:46i've been married now for quite a long time i've got three boys
12:50um and we're star wars mad in our family anyone here a star wars fan oh thank goodness last time
12:58i said that i got like one person at the front going yeah we're absolutely mad about star wars we
13:03absolutely love it in our house and um i've developed a really unhealthy obsession about having my own baby
13:11yoda and i told my husband straight i said if your dev comes to bradford i'll just have to do whatever i
13:19have to do
13:26so now you guys are totally used to me over sharing i'm gonna have to tell you this last tuesday i
13:33were at the bus stop on nelson street in bradford waiting for my bus and um i coughed like a little
13:42cough and um my womb just fell out
13:49so i reached into my pants um well my pocket of my pants and i got out a folded up carrier bag because
13:56obviously i'm gonna need it now and the bus arrived that's not the shocking pay the bus arrived
14:03and yoda got off yoda got off um and he looked at me and i looked at him and we had a beautiful
14:11telepathic moment um and then he knew that i wanted his baby and he pointed at me and he went shagufta may
14:20the force be with you but he didn't know that i'd lost my womb
14:25and so my head just fell off again
14:30thank you guys i've been shagufta chowdhury you've been wonderful
14:44all right you don't you don't have to it's not gonna go well i uh i've eaten too much bread all
14:59right uh hi how's it going i'm i'm eli i'm uh i'm fat and uh thanks and i i got i gotta lose some
15:10weight i um i've got to the size now where pigeons have started approaching me
15:21i haven't got any food
15:25every single pigeon walks up to me now like come on you
15:30you know where chips are don't you you have access to bread so
15:40let's do this let's go let's
15:43honestly honestly god they they they're drawn to me like a stag due to a traffic cone they just they
15:48can't oh man i uh ignore the haircut by the way i'm uh i'm aware
15:57and i'm still angry about it but my barb was like what do you want i was like do you know kim jong-un
16:02the uh supreme leader of north korea dude i fucked my hair up man
16:13do you ever you ever show a picture to your barber of someone who looks way better looking than you
16:18and you can you can just see your barber do everything he can to not be like
16:22you have a big fat bowling ball head
16:27and that's a picture of david beckham isn't it that's
16:30he didn't say that he said he said i can't make you look like david beckham
16:36with these scissors that's what he said that's actually what he said
16:40he said it like the worst scissors that could do that i was like get the
16:43david beckham scissors dude i want to bend it you know what i mean
16:51hate the barbers where'd you look
16:56like staring into your own soul in the mirror my barber does this weird thing as well he like
17:02he puts his face right to the side of mine so we look like that abba video
17:09he does this weird thing as well like he's too lazy to go to the other side of my head so he just
17:13he just pivots me out to the rest of the room i feel like a cabbage patch kid on discipline
17:19hello everyone
17:23and then they show you the the back of your head don't they
17:27you never know what to say you're like yep there it is there's the back of the bad thought machine
17:34thanks for showing me that i uh good to be here man i i i like doing this uh because it's in the
17:40evenings and um and for about half of the year my girlfriend watches love island so it's good to
17:46not be there and that's happening i uh i watch it as well but i don't see what she sits i watch it
17:55the way like a dad watches stuff like stood in the doorway like like i think i'm better than it but i'm
18:03fucking locked in i'm like my favorite thing about love islands is when they're introducing themselves
18:10at the beginning because every single one's the same and i love it every single one is the same
18:15every single one is like i'm dylan and i like black currant squash and fingering
18:22i'm tessa i've got a palmeranian a hepatitis c
18:26i don't know do you do you ever feel like there's too many people you know what i mean like
18:37i'll speak to this guy in the pub the other day he's a bit weird he was a few pints in he was like
18:41there's a population problem everyone should be issued a cyanide pill this is how he pitched it to
18:49me he was like you can take it whenever you want for whatever reason but you can only take it
18:56once so yeah yeah but i said i don't know about you guys i feel like i feel like i'll take that pill
19:06over something really trivial do you know what i mean you know how's it going becky beth okay
19:21oh how's she doing they
19:26oh a pint of guinness please mate oh we're just changing the barrel
19:30i've been eli hart have a good one guys see you later
19:36keep that round of applause going for your fourth act
19:41provide your pity
19:50hey bradford how's it going
19:53great that's great i'm so happy to be here it's really fun have we got any single people in
19:58anyone single that's all right you'll find someone i believe in you
20:03i'm single at the moment and i'm dating but i've got a new rule for dating right i've decided that i
20:08only want to date brown guys okay because i feel like we've got some in i think we've got some it is
20:13rapid no i only want to date brown
20:18no i only want to date brown guys right because i feel like most men don't want to commit but with brown
20:22guys their moms will make them like when you're dating a brown guy you're dating a guy with a
20:29boss you know there's a chain of command there because if you're at dinner and he's like i don't
20:33want to label this you can be like well i'm going to need to talk to your manager
20:38he goes home to his mom like i broke up with that girl because i don't know who i am and i don't know
20:41what i want she's like oh i think you want me to die of shame you feckless whore
20:49he texts me like i made a mistake i'm like i know she already messaged
20:56and i kind of can't wait to be a brown mom or a mom well i mean i will be a brown mom
21:02but now i can't wait because moms are quite scary and i want some of that energy you know i'm too
21:06approachable at the moment people keep asking me for help in shops i don't work in
21:12i don't get it now i want to be feared you know like my mom she's feared and people just
21:16do whatever she says like she got my dad to link his fitbit to her phone so she could track his heart
21:23rate we were walking up some stairs and he was like wait if it goes too high she thinks i'm cheating
21:33i asked her about it and she was like a married man shouldn't go above 70 beats per minute
21:37what's he getting so excited for
21:42this lady's an evil genius you know i think if she had one wish it would be to body swap with my
21:47therapist so that during the session she could be like is your mom controlling or does she just know
21:52what's best
21:55my mom doesn't really like that i do therapy which is fair enough because the therapist does not like her
22:02but i don't know if i want to do therapy anymore though you know because i'm spending
22:0550 pounds to hear someone call my mom emotionally manipulative and i can get that from my dad for
22:11free i know but i have been dating recently it hasn't really been going my way because i do feel
22:19like men seem to want something casual and i want a son
22:26i want a little boy i want a little boy i'll treat him better than my little girl and the cycle will
22:30continue that's my big plan i'm very honest about it as well when i go on dates you know i tell the
22:36guy i'm looking for something serious i want kids i told a guy that recently and he was like okay well
22:41i'm only 38 years old you know i might do a creative writing masters next year like you know i play squash
22:48right like my knee healed like i could go pro i've got to keep my calendar free but like maybe we can
22:55just see what happens like go with the flow go with the flow means no son you know i don't want that
23:02it's tough to be a girl though you know it's difficult to be a girl i found that at uni i feel
23:06like there's just a lot of pressure on girls to fit in like i went to the university of bristol
23:11and there was just so much pressure on me there to be a mentally ill activist
23:18like loads all we did was protest and cut our own hair you know
23:27we'll be like what do we want a fringe
23:34maybe a buzz cut would make me happy i don't know all my friends at uni were white and i feel like
23:39every group of white activists has one brown girl just desperately trying to hide the fact that her
23:47dad's a landlord
23:56it's this secret shame we carry with us you know because all my friends would be like landlords are
24:00nazis i'll go home to my dad like you've got to stop watching those world war ii documentaries
24:05you're getting the wrong message old man i tried to get him to give away the profit and he was like
24:11there is no profit it goes to cover the cost of the mortgage but when you inherit it there will be
24:17so then you can give it away
24:19i don't know after all his hard work no i think i have different friends by then you know all right
24:32guys thank you very much thank you very much i've been for vanyapilay
24:55hello guys how's it going are we good good stuff good stuff my name's i are dana can uh if you're
25:02a sense in a wee bit of an accent it's because i'm scottish i'm from edinburgh which is great man
25:06my name's i are dana it's quite a nigerian sounding name you know i are dana can it's also quite scottish
25:12sounding if you say it differently like i are a dinny ken you see works both ways it does it's good i'm
25:19a i'm a black bisexual man okay thank you thank you thank you luckily i was in the closet in high
25:27school so it was just the racism that i dealt with you can't hide that like i said i'm from edinburgh
25:34i'm from edinburgh there's not many black people from edinburgh there's there's like 10 of us man
25:39it's not good it's not good at all we've got a group chat though it's great it's wonderful
25:44i got a message the other day it was like you seen the new guy
25:50i was like aye i have that's 11 adam and we've got a football team and everything
25:54it's class man it's class but it's hard being from edinburgh as a black man growing up in edinburgh
25:59i've always been a big football fan edinburgh's a big football city and i love football fans i feel
26:04like i feel like football fans get a lot of stick in society they get a lot of abuse in society and i
26:10feel like it's unwarranted man because football fans they stick to their beliefs they stick to what
26:15they believe in and that's that they love football you know like like with the world cup in qatar
26:22people were like oh oh can we really hold the world cup in qatar they've got quite a bad human rights
26:28track record can we really hold a world cup in qatar and football fans were like it's not ideal
26:37but we love football and we're gonna go to the world cup in qatar because we love football
26:43i was like fair enough man they love football they're going to the world cup in qatar because
26:48they love football and then people were like oh but what about queer people what about bi people
26:54like myself they can't live their lives freely and openly in qatar can we really hold a world cup there
27:01and football fans were like it's not ideal but we love football and we're gonna go to the world cup
27:10in qatar because we love football i was like fair enough man they love football they're going to
27:15the world cup in qatar because they love football and then it turned out they weren't serving beer
27:22at the world cup in qatar and football fans were like what about the keys man what about the keys
27:35no one went to the world cup in qatar no one man to make up for it last year they put the euros in
27:41berlin because you know what's in berlin loads of beer and gay sex clubs had a good week it was good
27:46it was good but before i go guys i'll tell you i didn't have a lot of heroes growing up in edinburgh
27:51i saw my heroes from like tv and film i loved superheroes i loved spider-man i loved batman
27:58loved uh doctor who do we know doctor who are we aware doctor who yeah i wanted to be doctor who
28:04growing up i wanted to be the first scottish doctor who
28:09so i went home i googled it was like scottish doctor who's turns out guys you can't move for
28:17scottish doctor there's like four of them i was like fuck i need a usp i need something different
28:24i was like i know i'll be i'll be the first queer scottish doctor who so i went home i googled it i was
28:32like gay doctor who lots of porn i was out the game for a good two three days but when i got back to
28:42the task at hand not this hand this hand here i was like i need a usp i need something different i was
28:49like i know i'll be the first black queer scottish doctor who and guys i don't know if you've heard
28:58they've done that already man i don't have black queer scottish friends and they found someone to
29:04be doctor who it is it's awful man ever i go people like oh aren't you so proud of the diversity
29:10represent i'm like no fuck him man because they're not doing it twice it's just him it's just him man
29:17i've had to kick him out the group chat we're back down to 10.
29:20we've lost our striker it's not good
29:27all right guys you've been lovely i've been doing jokes i'm way to shag some blokes thank you
29:34it's now time for our final up put your hands together and welcome the brilliant cassandra
29:46de la tribune
29:55no stop no seriously stop stop clapping let me sit down no seriously stop no stop no stopping
30:06oh okay all right yes it's me cassandra de la tribune international jazz singer and hollywood
30:17legend though there has been a rumor been going around i never did put my hands on the hollywood
30:23walk of fame no i told them i told them my hands for two things and two things only a microphone and
30:28champagne i also told them my fingers are for two things and two things only she knows what i mean
30:34i want a cigarette and a piano of course get your manger together naughty naughty naughty what do you
30:42like oh gosh don't you all look beautiful that reminds me of me you know 25 years ago on my 90th
30:54birthday i was awarded the jazz legacy award yes you can clap at that
31:05you know i've been a jazz singer for all the 80 years and that's the first time i ever won an award
31:12always the bridesmaid never the bride when it came to award shows i was also never a bride or a
31:16bridesmaid for that matter but it get in the hollywood sweater a few times
31:19you can clap at that
31:29no but after every award show i always did go home with something that's the only time i did care
31:34about coming first oh get your magic together naughty naughty naughty what do you like
31:46victor victor smorgasbord is that you
31:52yes
31:54victor how long has it been what 40 45 years
31:58yes yes oh oh it is so good to see you sorry everyone oh victor victor back in the day victor
32:04was my go-to pianist sorry penis no no he's a real magician on the old ivories though more like
32:12my ovaries hey victor tell me victor do you still play oh no that cuts out about five minutes worth of
32:22material okay okay oh and now who are you here today with victor not that awful ex-wife of yours
32:29valerie is it oh valerie it is you so good to see you i'm so glad you managed to figure out all that
32:36adultery tell me victor you still got that honeymoon suite oh now what do you want to be like oh i get
32:45it you're all looking at me you're like cassandra jazz singer singers a song okay all right all right
32:51i'll sing something for you now did anybody bring a piano no nobody not one piano and the whole of the
33:00the baby to see oh maybe i victor oh here we are for those up there it's a yamaha for those in the front
33:17oh victor what was that encouraging thing used to say to me before i would go on stage i can never
33:21remember what was it uh that was the pg version victor naughty all right okay oh i know let's play a
33:37game okay uh how about uh uh you shout out a song and i'll make it jazz okay
33:42jolene jolene okay all right this is jolene the jazz version okay all right
33:56well count me in then victor
34:00four five six that's a new way of doing it okay
34:03skibbity skat skat skat skat skabbity skat jolene skat and that was jolene everybody
34:19gosh victor the last time we played together wasn't on stage now was it oh get your minds together
34:24oh i think we might have time for just the one more oh we'll do my favorite kind of jazz double
34:34time okay give me another song britney spears is not a song
34:46one more time okay i got this one more time okay double time sing along for another word okay one more
34:52time
35:00what count me in there
35:04one two three oh no a new version okay
35:09skibbity skat skat skat one more time skibbity skibbity skibbity skat skat skat skat
35:13and that was one more time everybody
35:15i've had the most amazing time with you all bradford
35:25oh
35:30the only thing that would have made it better will be if i was lying down and victor was doing the
35:34finger fingering i'm still talking about the piano no they know what do you like good night everybody
35:41well that's all six acts weren't they exceptional
35:55so good judges how are you feeling oh this is so hard it's really unfair honestly that they're so good
36:06well i'm glad i don't have to decide um let's give the judges some space while they go and decide
36:12let's wish them luck with a round of applause i don't know how are you gonna do it
36:17i don't know how they're gonna do it
36:19i think there might be a fight i think there's gonna be a fight now um lucky for you bradford we
36:28have a treat for you
36:31yes while the judges go and decide we have got such a treat we have got last year's winner paul hilliard
36:37are you ready to see a brilliant act
36:52thank you cheers my name's paul i've been thinking about some of the big questions in life recently
37:00like whose job is it to pick up guide dog shit
37:12know what i mean like is that a job for the council or am i supposed to remind him i don't
37:18i think you could tell how well someone's doing mentally by how often they daydream about
37:23compensation schemes you know like if you can't get on an escalator without hatching a plan
37:32where you end up with 10 grand in the bank and three months off work then
37:37you need a break or a reach around i don't know i don't work in hr i don't have all the answers
37:45i just got a lot of questions i'll be honest like i walked past the church the other day and i noticed
37:51that there were pigeon spikes all around the roof of the church that got me thinking like does god hate pigeons
38:01because if he does he needs to change the lyrics to that song you know the one that goes all things
38:06bright and beautiful all creatures great and small except for that vermin
38:13that keeps shitting on my roof
38:20he's a funny guy ain't he god
38:24should be wacky
38:27yeah one person gets it what do you think about it give me a cheer if you're a believer
38:35oh a couple nice nice nice yeah uh give me a cheer if you're atheist
38:39i don't get the atheist i'll be honest because you atheists you've had food poisoning right
38:51you know like proper food poisoning like the type of food poisoning where you feel like a froob
38:56that's been open from both ends you know that level
39:06the level of food poisoning where you realize you're just a slide with emotion
39:13yeah type of food poison where you have to get rid of your mattress
39:16because once you've got that level of food poisoning you start praying to something don't you just
39:26make a stop you know yeah
39:31i need help i only found out the other day that the word nuance doesn't mean pedo in french
39:36i need help look at me i look like forrest gump if he got into the dark web
39:50i look like a substitute pe teacher with a with an out-of-date dbs records you know
39:59we all know what a dbs is right yeah give me a cheer if you got one
40:03yeah a lot of you not all of you i'm sure you're good people prove it
40:15because that's what the rest of us have to do you know we have to sign off the forms
40:21sent to the government wait two weeks schrodinger's pedo
40:25and then then you get a certificate you get an it's it is an award your dbs is an award it's you
40:36can't be proud of your award people don't applaud you when you tell them you have the reward but
40:42it is an award you know you can't get your dbs frame it put it in your kitchen invite your auntie
40:51around told you how you sound you owe me a fiver
41:00but we celebrate other certificates and awards like my cousin he passed his driving test and he
41:05did what everyone does when they pass their driving test he took a photo of himself with
41:09his certificate next to the car he passed in he posted it all on social media and he's getting all
41:15these likes and messages people going amazing follow your dream work through you know
41:23and i'm there just looking at my dbs thinking no one even bought me a drink when i got this
41:30so i took my opportunity i took a photo of me with my certificate and i posted as a comment underneath his
41:39zero likes but in about 20 minutes he's on the phone to me going paul why are you trying to ruin my big
41:50day i said it's simple danny any nuance can drive a car and then i hung up thank you very much
41:58good morning oh well you've been wonderful give yourselves a round of applause
42:11what a lovely audience hello judges
42:18how was it yeah it was brutal yeah it was pretty rough yeah i've seen some things um
42:25um yeah any fist fights any hair pulling what was going on fatty is surprisingly strong yeah
42:35it was they just the acts were so brilliant that's what made it so hard you know are you
42:40all still friends yeah closer than ever hopefully we're still friends okay okay feels tense up there
42:49in the box am i right um fatu you've made a decision
42:54yeah we have it was really like to be honest with you the the level of
42:57like goodness is in is insane and you heard it by their reaction the audience's reaction
43:03like this is this was so hard man i'm telling you like yeah i cried in my hijab
43:11well you and your soggy hijab can come on down so fatty is going to come on down and give us the
43:18the
43:29the
43:31emotional it is emotional of course it's emotional it's a big day it is thank you bradford
43:37you's were great honestly your you was really good honestly you made it even harder you pricks
43:49the only person who can go from is quite emotional yeah it's quite emotional you
43:53bricks love that um fatia please reveal to us the winner of the bbc comedy awards 2025.
44:03so we have decided that the winner of the bbc new comedy awards 2025 is eli hart
44:18and here to present the award is paul hilliard
44:31well done eli how are you feeling i feel very i almost dropped it just then just i i don't know if
44:45you saw that oh yeah i'm very grateful thank you i love telling jokes and thank you that wasn't funny
44:51but i i i i thank you absolutely smashed it give it up for your winner
45:02and let's hear it for all our fantastic apps they were so good the standing was so high
45:09thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
45:20and there will be a bbc new comedy awards 2026 so new comics out there get applying
45:25you could be the next eli hart everybody
45:37happy brandford and good night
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