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Episode 478 of Prisoner Cell Block H. The end and pre-advert gate slams, incidental music and Network 10 logo have been restored as originally broadcast. The officer locking up has also been replaced with one wearing the correct uniform!
Deidre has a difficult decision to make.
Deidre has a difficult decision to make.
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00:00Well, I suppose you'll find out sooner or later.
00:04Judy's a lesbian.
00:06She's also one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet.
00:09Are you a lesbian?
00:11No, love.
00:11Well, who's this pixie?
00:13Oh, she was in here for a while.
00:15We all loved her, not just Judy.
00:17I'll be happy to get a nurse to help you, Doctor.
00:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:22Come on, girl, I haven't got all day.
00:25Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor, I can't do it.
00:27I'll go and get a nurse.
00:28It's time.
00:33One, two, three.
00:35One, two, three.
00:37For God's sake!
00:41Didn't think I'd be back, did you?
00:47I didn't expect a celebration.
00:50Oh, I knew you'd be pleased to see me.
00:52But dancing?
00:54I'm flattered.
00:55We're not doing it for you, we're doing it for the record.
00:58Speak up, Mitchell.
00:59You've no idea how I've missed your golden tones.
01:04You've made your point, Miss Ferguson.
01:06Can we get on with our practice?
01:08Oh, Desmond, it's going to take more than practice for you lot to break that record.
01:12Take stamina, ability and guts.
01:15And you lot miss out on all three.
01:17No, we don't.
01:18And we're going to do it.
01:19It's all right, Warren.
01:21We've got a lot of catching up to do.
01:23All of us.
01:25And then we'll see.
01:27You might find it a bit harder this time.
01:30We're not going to take being pushed around anymore.
01:33That's right.
01:34Oh, I've got no fight with you, Bryant.
01:36You fight one of us and you fight all of us.
01:39Including Keene when she gets back.
01:42You're slipping, Desmond.
01:44Since when did you waste your time on rubbish like Keene?
01:47Since we discovered that we have a common enemy.
01:50You see, we're all on the same side.
01:58And you can't take on all of us.
02:20Well, I think you are very brave, my dear.
02:33At least you and Dennis have the courage of your convictions.
02:36Which is more than I can say for myself.
02:38Yeah, but what do you reckon they're going to do to us, Joyce?
02:40I mean, we are scabs, aren't we?
02:41Oh, well, you certainly don't need to worry.
02:44As for Dennis, well, I don't know what they'll do about him.
02:46But you should know you're the union rep.
02:48It was, Heather.
02:50I resigned last night.
02:52I'm surprised you brazened it out for so long.
02:54And what's that supposed to mean?
02:56Don't take me for a fool.
02:58You didn't want to back me,
03:00but the union pushed you into taking a stand.
03:02Must have really stuck in your throat.
03:04Terrific.
03:05That's not fair.
03:06Look, I don't need to explain myself to you, Miss Ferguson,
03:09but as it happens, I resigned
03:11because I thought the union had treated you badly.
03:13Oh, really?
03:14Yes, really.
03:15They wanted to dump you.
03:17But for once, I stood my ground.
03:19Oh, I should have saved my breath.
03:22They didn't understand,
03:23and neither would you,
03:25because it's a matter of principle.
03:27No, don't thank me.
03:29So now you know why we call her the fruit.
03:35But is she always so terrible?
03:37Oh, that was a good day, love.
03:38She's just had a holiday.
03:40If I'd been there,
03:41I'd have given her a piece of my mind.
03:42I'd be careful if I were you.
03:43You might not be able to afford to lose it.
03:45Look,
03:46how can you joke when she's so terrible?
03:48Well, you get used to it, love.
03:49You have to.
03:50Just stay a clear of her,
03:51and you'll be okay.
03:52Yeah, and we'll keep an eye out for you,
03:54won't we, Bob?
03:54I'm too busy keeping an eye out for you.
03:57Oh, well, you've got to have a bit of fun,
03:58otherwise it's dead boring.
04:00How'd you get in here anyway?
04:02A little offence,
04:03but you don't look the type.
04:04Oh, I'm not.
04:05Honest.
04:05I mean, I had nowhere to stay,
04:07and some friends let me move in with them.
04:09I met this guy, Ian.
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:11I suppose he was a bit of a spunk.
04:13Oh, there was nothing.
04:13Well, you know,
04:14I shared a room with another girl,
04:16but I guess I was a bit gullible,
04:18because he said he wanted to marry me,
04:20and I believed him.
04:21Yeah, but getting married's not against the law.
04:23Only if you marry ten different blokes.
04:24Like Pixie.
04:26Well, he had all his doll checks.
04:28He said they were for mates who were away,
04:30and he promised to send him the cash.
04:31Well, I didn't think he'd lie to me,
04:34so I signed some and cashed them.
04:37Oh, and I thought I was dumb.
04:39The old Nick the doll checks
04:41from the letterbox caper, eh?
04:42I couldn't believe it.
04:44How could I be so stupid?
04:46Well, everybody does some stupid things sometimes.
04:49Yeah, I reckon.
04:51Look, we're trying to make our own fun.
04:54If you want to try it for the Waltz team,
04:55if we break the world record,
04:56we'd get our name in the record books.
04:58Yeah?
04:58Yeah.
04:59Oh, I'd love to.
05:00I mean, if you'll have me.
05:01Well, of course we will.
05:03You're one of us now.
05:06And Officer Ferguson will be reinstated
05:09to her former position
05:10without loss of seniority
05:12or long-term service benefits.
05:14Signed, Erica Davidson
05:15on behalf of the Minister.
05:16Thank you, Governor.
05:17Will that be all?
05:18No, it will not be all.
05:20I've had word that Keane's escaped from the hospital.
05:23Oh.
05:24You don't seem surprised.
05:26Nothing Keane does would surprise me.
05:28She's capable of anything.
05:30You may remember I've been on the receiving end.
05:32I hardly think that's relevant to an escape.
05:35And as to who was on the receiving end,
05:37I'm not prepared to discuss that.
05:39You're taking her word over mine.
05:41You believe I bashed her?
05:42I prefer to keep an open mind.
05:44I honestly don't know
05:45whether you are guilty of the attack on Keane
05:47or of the other complaints against you.
05:50What other complaints?
05:53All right.
05:54Since you ask,
05:56I'm thinking specifically
05:57of the drugging of the hot water urn
05:59during the riot.
06:01That's ridiculous and defamatory.
06:03Who made that accusation?
06:05Since no charges were pressed,
06:06I really don't think it makes any difference.
06:08It matters to me.
06:08I demand to know.
06:09Demand?
06:11Look, I was led to believe
06:12that I've been fully exonerated.
06:14Now this...
06:14The department said reinstated,
06:16not exonerated.
06:18We both know they're not the same thing,
06:20don't we?
06:31Oh, thank God we're here.
06:33Where the...
06:35Bloody hell.
06:36I thought Dad got rid of this place.
06:38No, your father kept it
06:39as a tax deduction.
06:42Anyway, it's yours now.
06:45Hmm.
06:46200 grand and a holiday house.
06:48No wonder you wanted to help.
06:51I like this place.
06:53Lots of good memories.
06:56You always loved it.
06:58Seems like a lifetime ago.
07:01Are we going to stay out here
07:02in the car or what?
07:03Hey, who knows about this place?
07:15Only the family solicitor.
07:16I thought we'd be safe here.
07:18Come on, let's get you out.
07:22Here.
07:23Are you sure you can make it?
07:31I'll make it.
07:32I'll make it.
07:32One, two, three.
07:42One, two, three.
07:42One, two, three.
07:43There, I think you've got it.
07:45Now you dance with Pam and let me have a look.
07:48One, two, three.
07:51One, two, three.
07:52One, two, three.
07:54One, two, three.
07:55Beautiful, beautiful.
07:57Though I shouldn't say it,
07:58my coaching has helped.
08:00Well, I'd love to be on the team.
08:02Yeah.
08:02Only if I'm good enough.
08:03We'd love to have you on the team.
08:04I think you're very good.
08:06Just like dancing with a fairy.
08:08In that case,
08:08we should get right from to dancing out here.
08:10I did do ballet lessons when I was little.
08:13Oh, you lucky thing.
08:14I always wanted to do that,
08:15but they couldn't find a tutu big enough.
08:17Now you'd need a forkball.
08:18Come on, you two.
08:19Stop clowning around.
08:21Watch Angel.
08:22She's very light on her feet.
08:23Yeah, well, I could be light on her feet too.
08:25Are you kidding?
08:26You can't even be light on my feet.
08:28Now come along, everybody.
08:29Do we have a team or not?
08:31Come on, girl.
08:32Yes, sir.
08:33Shh.
08:33I think we've got a team.
08:37Now, the six team members are Judy,
08:40Marlene,
08:42Alice,
08:43Bobby,
08:45Angel,
08:46and myself.
08:50You've made a mistake, Myra.
08:52You missed out my name.
08:53Well, look, love,
08:5572 hours is a hell of a long time.
08:57Well, what with your ulcer
08:58and the recent hospital treatment,
09:00I just thought...
09:00Just like that.
09:01But I'm as fit as anybody
09:02and Judy's got a pacemaker.
09:04This is very special.
09:06Anyway, we've got something here
09:07that we want you to do that's important.
09:09We want you to be our coach.
09:11Coach?
09:12You mean your trainer?
09:13Yeah, that's right, love.
09:14We want you to get the practice sessions going.
09:16Make sure we do it all, you know.
09:18That sort of stuff.
09:19All right.
09:20All right.
09:20Well, I'll rip you all into shape.
09:21Well, good on you, eh?
09:23Well, now that we've settled that,
09:25let's finalise the rules.
09:27Rules?
09:27Jeez, we've got enough of those around here
09:29without you starting.
09:30Yeah, she's right.
09:31We don't need rules.
09:32We just need to dance.
09:33Yeah, keep dancing till it's over.
09:35Not as easy as that.
09:36Now, Judy and I have drawn up that list of rules,
09:38but we want you to agree with it
09:39before I take it to the record people.
09:41Give us a look.
09:41Let's never get them to agree to those rules.
09:45Like the man said,
09:45life wasn't meant to be easy.
09:47Yeah, and look what happened to him.
09:49Of the three couples,
09:50two must be on the floor at any given time.
09:53The same two?
09:54No, silly.
09:56You swap around so everybody gets a rest.
09:58Oh, right.
09:59Yeah, that makes sense.
10:00Fair enough, yeah.
10:01Well, it looks like you're all set and ready to go.
10:03I think so.
10:04We've just got to get those rules to Mrs Reynolds
10:06while I'm hoping to start this weekend
10:07or starting Thursday.
10:08Is Mrs Reynolds still here?
10:09No, but I'll arrange for you to see her in the morning.
10:11Thanks, Mrs Barry.
10:13Okay, ladies, we're going to see Mrs Reynolds in the morning
10:15and if she agrees, we have ourselves a marathon.
10:18Yay!
10:19Oh, I do wish I was taking part.
10:22Norman, I never miss a Friday night at the Palais.
10:24Anyway, good luck to all of you.
10:25Thanks, Mrs B.
10:28Now, come on.
10:29All join in the practice.
10:31Don't it be great, isn't it?
10:32Let's hope the freak doesn't stuff things up.
10:34Oh, sorry.
10:36One, two, three, one, two.
10:39Oh, hello.
10:40I was just going.
10:41Oh, no, you're not.
10:42Not until we've had a little talk.
10:44Talk?
10:45What about?
10:47Someone told the governor
10:48that it was me who drugged that coffee.
10:51Now, we both know who that someone was, don't we?
10:54All right.
10:56We were the only two left awake.
10:59And I know I didn't do it.
11:01I did say something.
11:02How dare you?
11:03Nothing but a snotty-nosed little amateur.
11:05How dare you suggest...
11:06I can still put two and two together.
11:09I have a right to say what I think,
11:11just as you've got a right to deny it.
11:12Which so far you haven't done.
11:14Not to me, anyway.
11:15Deny it.
11:16I wouldn't give it the time of day.
11:18You're no better than the rubbish we've got locked up in this place.
11:21Does that include winter?
11:25Am I as bad as her?
11:29Now, what are you suggesting?
11:31You tell me.
11:33I mean, if I said what I thought, I'd only be guessing, wouldn't I?
11:35And you wouldn't like that.
11:38Try me.
11:39All right.
11:48The way she got out of here was real Saturday matinee stuff.
11:52She certainly didn't pluck that helicopter out of thin air.
11:56I'd say a screw helped her.
11:58And it sure as hell wasn't me.
12:01Thank God new people took over the general store last year.
12:07If old Mr. Potter had been there, he would have kept me talking half the night.
12:11Bloody old halfwit.
12:12Oh, come on, Rebecca.
12:13He was a sweet old man.
12:16Anyway, at least we've got plenty of food for the next few days.
12:18I don't want it.
12:19Oh, come on, love.
12:20Just a little bit.
12:21You said no.
12:22Stop treating me like a kid.
12:23Rebecca, you've got to get your strength back.
12:24Please eat something.
12:26What's the matter, mummy, dear?
12:28Afraid I won't live to give you the money.
12:30You always were a hurtful child.
12:32I never understood why.
12:33Oh, you never understood anything.
12:35You never had the time.
12:36It wasn't all one-sided, Rebecca.
12:39You hurt me and your father more times than I care to remember.
12:43But you're my daughter, and I have never stopped caring for you.
12:46Yeah, I know what your love's worth.
12:48Fifty thousand bucks.
12:49Stop it!
12:52All right.
12:53All right, I need the money, but it is not as important as you, Rebecca.
12:56It never was.
12:58Good.
12:58It'll make it easier for you to go without it.
13:01What do you mean?
13:03You're pathetic.
13:05What did you think you were going to do?
13:06Spring me and then pop into the bank and cash a check?
13:09I don't know.
13:12You're supposed to be clever.
13:15Look, I got you this far, didn't I?
13:17Yeah, but you didn't work it out, lady.
13:19The cops are going to be looking for you.
13:22They'll have you sussed in five seconds.
13:26Even if you do get away, you won't be able to buy your way into a toilet.
13:30You knew that all along.
13:31But you can't get hold of the money either.
13:35Of course not.
13:39Money's not important.
13:40Never was.
13:42I want it out.
13:45Money or no money, I'm free.
13:47I'm free.
13:54Xenia.
13:55You mean to say you stole all that?
13:58Oh, not all at once, just bit by bit.
13:59Yeah, it's not exactly stealing.
14:01It's more like permanent borrowing, if you know what I mean.
14:03Yeah, Ray's a great bloke.
14:04He looks the other way when we're pinching stuff.
14:06That's because he nicks it himself.
14:09Well, I could never do anything like that.
14:11Oh, you don't have to.
14:12Just shut up and eat your fruitcake.
14:14Well, what's this?
14:16A Mad Hatter's tea party?
14:18Where did you get all this?
14:20Don't suppose you believe a tooth fairy bought it?
14:22Watch it, Mitchell, or that tooth fairy of yours will need an ambulance.
14:25Gee, Miss Ferguson, we only got a bit, just a little for a snack.
14:28Well, you bit off more than you could chew, didn't you, Warren?
14:31Things have really been slack while I've been gone.
14:34Maybe you've forgotten who's running this block.
14:36No, Miss Ferguson.
14:37I'll help you remember, you're both on a charge.
14:40You.
14:41Adams, isn't it?
14:43Yes, Miss Ferguson.
14:44She doesn't know anything about it.
14:45She just came in this other.
14:46Yeah, this other.
14:46I don't need an echo, Mitchell.
14:48She can speak for herself, can't you, Adams?
14:51Yes, Miss Ferguson.
14:52Right.
14:53Well, I suggest, Adams, that you pick your friends a little more carefully in future,
14:57or you'll find yourself on a charge just like these two.
15:00Understand?
15:07Not bad.
15:10And then she had the nerve to call me a snotty-nosed lameter.
15:19I tell you, Dan, I could have killed her.
15:22You'd have to join the queue, love.
15:24It's not funny.
15:27Oh.
15:28Well, I suppose I am going on a bit, aren't I?
15:30Well, go ahead.
15:32Get out of your system.
15:37Let's forget Ferguson.
15:38I thought we might get something to eat.
15:42Oh, hell.
15:43What's up?
15:44Did I wake you up?
15:45Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
15:46I didn't even think.
15:47No, don't be daft.
15:48I've slept all afternoon.
15:49No, I'm fine, really.
15:50Right as rain.
15:51It's good to see you.
15:51You know that bloke we went to see the other day?
15:57The one that makes the sneakers and stuff?
15:58Yeah, action move.
15:59Yeah, Montgomery.
16:00Well, he rang Mrs. Randall's a salvo, and he's coming in tomorrow.
16:03Looks like that marathon's going to get off the ground after all.
16:05Yeah, that'd be great.
16:06You know, that bloody strike could have put the spanner in the works.
16:09It could have ruined everything.
16:11Oh, I don't know.
16:12Maybe it did some good.
16:13I mean, it certainly made me see what a dill I've been.
16:18How do you mean?
16:20Don't make me say it, Dan.
16:21Not yet.
16:25Well, when I heard you'd been hurt, I...
16:30I...
16:32Well, I thought my whole world was coming to an end.
16:41Well...
16:41It's about bloody time.
16:43Hey, look, I'll get myself cleaned up, and we'll go somewhere special, then.
16:55Why?
17:03Oh, I know, Mum.
17:04That's why I rang.
17:06No, I'm not sick.
17:08I just decided to stay.
17:10Yeah, all night.
17:12Sorry.
17:13No, not you, Mum.
17:15Yeah, I am, but...
17:17No, it doesn't mean we're engaged.
17:20Go on, you've had my body, and I'm making all this mad out of me.
17:22Get away.
17:23No, not you.
17:25Look, it's very complicated, Mum.
17:27I'm 23.
17:29Come on, we're supposed...
17:30We're supposed to be there.
17:32Lydia!
17:34Look, I wasn't laughing at you, honestly.
17:37Look, I'll explain when I get home, okay?
17:40Yeah, bye.
17:40Bye.
17:40Oh, that's a pity you look lovely.
17:45Aye, sure do you.
17:47Here, you didn't tell your mother all about it, I hope.
17:50Something's burning.
17:52Aye.
17:54It's the toast.
17:54And she wanted the whole lot taken out again.
18:00I tell you, Mrs Reynolds, I was a bit put out after going to all that trouble.
18:03Oh, I wouldn't blame Miss Ferguson.
18:05I think I must have misunderstood.
18:07Well, I did say I'd be in this morning.
18:08Yes, but I didn't expect you to bring all the stuff with you.
18:12Fair enough.
18:14Now, what news have you got for me?
18:16I mean, I've pledged all this money.
18:18I want to know if it's going to be worthwhile to the company.
18:21Oh, I can promise you it'll be an excellent promotion for you.
18:23The department's determined to make this a success.
18:26They're even appointing a PR office to handle the publicity.
18:29Is that right?
18:30Well, good for them.
18:31Promotion is the name of the game, you know.
18:34I'm afraid that's out of my field.
18:36I thought you might like to have a look at this.
18:39The world record officials will have to okay it, of course,
18:42but I think the women have come up with a pretty good set of working rules.
18:46Great stuff.
18:47I'm looking forward to seeing this Julie Bryant.
18:50It's Judy.
18:51And you already have.
18:53She was the one you passed on the way in.
18:55Come in, Judy.
18:57Thank you, Helen.
18:59Judy.
18:59Judy, this is Mr. Montgomery, the major sponsor for the marathon.
19:04How are you, Mr. Montgomery?
19:05It's a pleasure to meet you.
19:07You're going to make some deaf children very happy.
19:09And that little grandson of yours.
19:11Congratulations, Julie.
19:12I think the whole thing is a marvellous idea.
19:15Judy.
19:15And it wasn't my idea.
19:17I wish it was.
19:18Nonsense.
19:18This is no time for modesty.
19:20I'm quite sure the press will want to know all about you and your family.
19:22Mrs. Reynolds, this was a joint idea, you see.
19:26I mean, Myra did most of the work.
19:28Robert's the one that thought of it in the first place.
19:30I appreciate that, Judy.
19:32But you're the figurehead.
19:34I don't want to be a figurehead.
19:35But someone has to speak for the team, Judy.
19:37Someone who's a minimal security risk.
19:39That's why the department's making your trustee status permanent.
19:44Well, thank you very much.
19:45And I'm quite sure Mrs. Reynolds already knows.
19:47The government has agreed to match our sponsors dollar for dollar.
19:51How about that?
19:52That's fabulous.
19:55I reckon she got away in a wheelchair.
19:57Yeah, what a hoot, eh?
19:58Well, catch her.
19:59I've seen it all.
20:00Everybody gets caught in the end.
20:02Sounds like a pretty painful place to get caught, Doddy.
20:05Doesn't anybody ever get away with it?
20:07Nah.
20:08You're worth trying, though.
20:09I've had three goes.
20:10Silly young bugger.
20:11You can't beat the system.
20:13Some of us haven't got the guts to try.
20:15Are you casting assertions at me, madam?
20:17Oh, rack off, granny, or I won't play walsies with you.
20:20Where's Desmond?
20:22All of nature, Miss Ferguson.
20:25What are you up to, Adams?
20:27Folding the towels.
20:29Folding the towels, Miss Ferguson.
20:32Say it.
20:33Folding the towels, Miss Ferguson.
20:35That's better.
20:37Now, let me say.
20:40Look at that.
20:42Pick them up, Adams.
20:42That's all right.
20:43I'll do it.
20:43I told Adams to pick them up.
20:44Yeah, and I heard you.
20:46We all heard you.
20:47You've scared her half to death.
20:48That's what you wanted, isn't it?
20:50Watch your mouth, Brian.
20:50You don't scare me like you scare her.
20:53If you want to have fun, sure, go right ahead.
20:55Pick on somebody your own size for a change.
20:58It was very stupid, Brian.
21:00You've just lost buy-up for a month.
21:02Maybe that'll cut you down to size.
21:07Nice one, Jude.
21:09Did she say I lost buy-up for a month?
21:13What about my chocolate?
21:14Oh, I don't know how I'm going to do it.
21:23Do what?
21:24Keep my hands off you.
21:25Oh, sick of me.
21:27Oh, hello, you two.
21:29Oh, Dennis, you're looking so much better after a good night's sleep.
21:32Hi.
21:35Look, I'm sorry, Joyce.
21:36No, I'm feeling great.
21:38I'm surprised you're talking to me, though.
21:40Why?
21:41Well, Helen and Wendy cut me dead when I came in.
21:43I feel about as welcome as a pork pie to bar mitzvah.
21:45Give them time.
21:46They'll get over it.
21:48You know, none of us really wanted that strike.
21:50But most of us didn't have your courage.
21:52I expect they're feeling just a bit guilty.
21:55I told Den that you resigned as rep.
21:57I'm sorry, Joyce.
21:58Oh, that's all right.
21:59Had nothing to do with you.
22:01Be careful, though, Dennis.
22:02I think the union might be after your blood.
22:04Oh, I'll bet they are.
22:05But don't worry.
22:07I think I can cope.
22:18Why'd you let me sleep so long?
22:20I thought you needed the rest, so I went for the paper.
22:22Looks like we're famous.
22:33You got any eggs?
22:35Just let me finish these beds, and then I'll fix us an early lunch.
22:38Why didn't you tell me?
22:48Tell you what?
22:49Rebecca, there's blood on your pillow.
22:52So?
22:53So we've got to get you some help.
22:55Shut up, will you?
22:56It's my life, not yours.
23:00Just keep your nose out, okay?
23:01We've got a couple of laps, eh?
23:08Keep us in shape.
23:09Work up a bit of an appetite.
23:10Taking the screws and letters.
23:11Of course, but it's training.
23:13You coming, Jude?
23:14You kidding?
23:15By the time we get out there, it'll be time to come back in.
23:23Judy?
23:24Hi, Angel.
23:25I just wanted to say thanks, you know, for standing up for me.
23:29Oh, come on.
23:30That's nothing.
23:31We've got to stick together in this place, right?
23:33I just felt really awful after what I was thinking.
23:37Oh, now, what could you have been thinking?
23:39Don't tell me.
23:40You were thinking probably I was a big, fat slob,
23:44couldn't look after myself, let alone anyone else, right?
23:46Oh, it's not that.
23:48Honours, it just seemed silly to think I was really frightened of you.
23:51But after what Myra said...
23:53Myra?
23:54Oh, well, Myra is a bit of a tea.
23:56She's probably only joking, love.
23:58She wasn't joking.
23:59I think she was probably just trying to shock me, make me think things are worse than they
24:04are so I'd grow up quick.
24:06What could she have said?
24:08Come on, Angel.
24:09I want to know.
24:10You won't say anything to her.
24:13I don't want to get into trouble.
24:15Okay, I cross my heart and I hope to Dinah.
24:18Will you please tell me what she said?
24:20Well, she want me to stay away from you.
24:24She said that you were a lesbian and that you preyed on helpless young girls.
24:28She said that you'd try and seduce me.
24:32But you wouldn't do that, would you, Judy?
24:33I don't know.
24:33Oh, that's right.
24:47You're working a split shift, aren't you?
24:50Why don't you have some lunch before you go?
24:52No, thank you.
24:54Well, let me get you a copper, then.
24:55Look, why don't you stop wasting your time, Crookshank?
24:57I'm not that easily won over.
24:59Look, Joan, I know you've got a gripe,
25:02but my breaking the strike had nothing to do with you, okay?
25:05Really?
25:05That's not the way I see it.
25:07Well, frankly, I don't really care how you see it.
25:11I just happen not to believe in strikes, that's all.
25:13Especially not in a place like this,
25:15where most poor biddies have to be locked in their cells for days on end.
25:19You're full of noble sentiments, aren't you?
25:21I've met your type before.
25:23You hide behind ideals because you haven't got the guts to say what you really think.
25:27Gain the weights on, lady. I'm not taking that sort of rubbish from anyone.
25:30For God's sake, Joan, let it go.
25:32The strike's over. What the hell does it matter?
25:34Oh, it matters. I don't forgive that easily.
25:37There's nothing to forgive.
25:38It's past history.
25:39We've got a prison full of women to look after.
25:42There is no time for personal vendettas against our workmates.
25:45I agree.
25:47But you're telling that to the wrong person.
25:49Hey, come on. Calm down. Everyone gets a go.
26:00Yeah, Mr. Montgomery said that when the team have been fitted out,
26:02there's plenty left over for everybody.
26:04Where's Alice?
26:05Gone back for a second seat. You reckon she needs two dinners?
26:08I think the sleeves are too long.
26:10I don't think the sleeves are too long. I reckon your arms are too short.
26:13Well, I hope your dancing's better than your jokes.
26:15I need a smaller size.
26:16Oh, I thought you would. There you go, cinders.
26:18And if you slip it fits, you get Prince Charm.
26:20Oh, yeah? Who's that around here?
26:22Dennis the Menace. No, thanks.
26:24Oh, don't not be Yorkshire put. I think he's really cute.
26:26Do you think everyone...
26:27Oh, sorry, love. I'll go for you.
26:29Oh, no, you go first. At least that way I won't have to watch my back.
26:32You're OK.
26:35Well, what do you think?
26:37Oh, isn't that beautiful?
26:40I didn't think young things went into embroidery anymore.
26:43My nana taught me. She was wonderful to me.
26:46She took me in when Mum and Dad died.
26:48Hey, Ainge, aren't you going to come and try some stuff on?
26:51Oh, no, it's OK. I'll wait till the others are finished.
26:53Right.
26:55Isn't it lovely?
26:56It's a present for someone.
26:58Your nana?
26:59No.
27:01She died.
27:02Everyone I love dies.
27:04You poor little mite.
27:06Marlene told me about your Mum and Dad.
27:09Accident, wasn't it?
27:10The house burned down and they couldn't get out.
27:15I still remember.
27:16The smoke, it was so thick.
27:18It was choking.
27:20And the flames, it was so hot.
27:22Dreadful.
27:23But I thought Marlene said you were away when it happened.
27:27No, I wasn't there.
27:30But I've heard it so many times.
27:33I imagine what it was like.
27:35I have nightmares sometimes.
27:37We were so close.
27:39I'm sorry.
27:40Don't take any notes of me.
27:42I'm always putting my foot in it.
27:44Come along, we'd better get moving.
27:51Why do I have to go?
27:53God, the hearing's going to be on Friday anyway.
27:56Why can't I stay?
27:57Come here.
27:58Now, the police told your Aunty Joan
28:02that she wasn't to see you until the custody hearing.
28:05It's something called a restraining order.
28:08Do you understand?
28:09Sort of.
28:10But I still don't reckon it's fair.
28:12Well, I'll have to agree with you about that.
28:15Now, you said that your Dad would be back by now.
28:18So you don't want to get your Aunty Joan into trouble, do you?
28:21No way.
28:23She's the best mate I ever had.
28:25Except for you.
28:26I've had a Grandad before.
28:29All Mum's oldies are in England.
28:31And me Dad.
28:32Well, he never talks to me anyway.
28:35Well, I promise you, after Friday,
28:37I'll talk to you as much as you want.
28:39Yeah?
28:41That's the Aunty Joan.
28:43Oh!
28:44What a greeting.
28:45My three favourite fellas.
28:47I didn't want to go until you came home.
28:50Well, now that I'm here,
28:51why don't the three of us go?
28:52That way we can have a bit more time together.
28:54Can't we go fishing first?
28:56Not this time, old fella.
28:57Well, you just might have time for an ice cream there.
29:01Great.
29:02I'll get me started.
29:03Come on, Nicky.
29:04Nicky, come on.
29:07And I heard Mrs. Barry telling Buck the police haven't got a clue where to look.
29:11I reckon she's home and home.
29:12Oh, good one.
29:13But I thought you didn't like her.
29:14We judge us while we hope she gets away.
29:16Well, she's not going to get far after that operation.
29:19Then when she does get back, what she got to look forward to.
29:22A bashing from the freak for getting her fire.
29:24Well, that's what we've all got to look forward to, isn't it?
29:27That's right.
29:28You've got a point there, love.
29:29She can pick us off one by one as long as there aren't any witnesses.
29:32That's all she can't do then.
29:33Are you kidding?
29:34She did it to Red, didn't she?
29:36She got away with that.
29:37Now, we haven't got a hope.
29:38Like I said, as long as there aren't any witnesses, we haven't got a case.
29:43In that case, we make sure that there are witnesses.
29:47Lots of them.
29:48She won't find it easy talking away over that.
29:51You really think it's that simple, do you?
29:53I think it's even better than that.
29:56You think about it.
29:57The freak can't afford to have us all laying assault charges.
30:01In fact, she'd better be careful we don't even hurt ourselves by accident.
30:05You mean we can blame her for it?
30:07Exactly.
30:07What are you saying?
30:08If I fall down and you break me leg...
30:10We all swear, black and blue, that the freak knocked you down and kicked you.
30:15Positively inspirational.
30:16I reckon that means she's got to look after us.
30:18Right.
30:19She doesn't know it yet, but Ferguson's going to be our nursemaid.
30:25Well, I'll be off.
30:27Oh, you're in a hurry this afternoon.
30:28I'm cooking dinner for a very special lady.
30:31Oh, no prizes for guessing who.
30:34Oh, really, I'm glad you and Heather got together.
30:36Oh, heck.
30:43Well, everybody doesn't know, do they?
30:44I'm sure they don't.
30:46I mean, I only know because I talk to you both.
30:48Don't worry about it.
30:50Well, I suppose it'd be out sooner or later.
30:52I'm not that good at keeping secrets.
30:54It's serious, then.
30:55Well, that's what we're trying to find out.
30:57All I know is that she makes me feel...
31:00good.
31:02In a way, Doris never did.
31:04Doris?
31:04Doris, was that your wife?
31:05Still is.
31:07Only she's forgotten it.
31:09She was a bit toffee-nosed.
31:10They thought I was going places, you see.
31:12I mean, God knows why.
31:14I mean, I tried to make her happy, but I always felt I let her down.
31:18When she ran off with somebody else, I was pretty cut up.
31:21But I think I was a bit relieved, too.
31:24Well, you certainly couldn't call Heather toffee-nosed.
31:27Oh, not a chance.
31:28She's a right little champion.
31:29Mind you, she can give as good as she gets.
31:31Do you know she had a right run-in with Joan?
31:32Yes, I heard.
31:33And I thought the strike might mellow her.
31:36Joan?
31:37Ooh, wishful thinking.
31:39Now, if you ask me, she's, uh, worse than ever.
31:44Right.
31:46See you tomorrow.
31:47Bye.
31:59One bit away?
32:00Yes, please.
32:01We won't be long.
32:01He's back.
32:06Here.
32:07Come on, I'll take you over.
32:09Nah, it doesn't matter.
32:11I don't want to get you into trouble.
32:15Look, Shane, I don't want you to go either.
32:18But it's only till the end of the week.
32:21Well, after Friday, we can be together all the time.
32:24Promise?
32:24Of course, I promise.
32:27Won't be long.
32:29Okay.
32:32You'll be all right, Shane.
32:34He won't hurt you now.
32:35Not with the hearing so close.
32:38I suppose I could handle it anyway.
32:41Well, better get back, wouldn't I?
32:43When I grow up, I'm going to be in the army just like you, Major.
32:49Good man.
32:51Come on, Nicky.
32:52Well, you knock it off, Marla.
33:08We'll be buggered before we even get out there.
33:10There you go.
33:11You've got to keep at it if you want to be trim, taut and terrific.
33:14I'd rather be slack, stupid and sleep and who wants a smoke, ain't?
33:18Oh, no thanks, I don't.
33:19Well, it's not the cigarettes, it's lighting them.
33:24The flame, after what happened to Mum and Dad.
33:28Oh, well, I won't light one up, then.
33:30And don't be silly.
33:31I don't want to be a wowser.
33:32Well, come on, then.
33:34Get your bums into gear.
33:34We won't get any training done.
33:36You're really keen on this Walls record, aren't you, Rabbit?
33:38Sure am.
33:39It was all my idea.
33:40Yeah, and our Dad's even painting all the signs for us.
33:43Yeah, I mean, Mum's going to lend me this big pink ball gown to practice in.
33:47What a hoot that'd be.
33:48They sound like lovely people.
33:50Yeah.
33:51Reckon you're lucky, Mum.
33:53Well, you'll get to meet them.
33:55I was going to ask Renaud if you could sit in on the next visit.
33:58You don't have to do that.
34:00They wouldn't want to meet me anyway.
34:02Well, don't your parents ever visit you, Bobby?
34:05Her mum's dead.
34:07She just found out about it.
34:09Sorry, Bob.
34:10Still, sometimes you're better off without it.
34:11Oh, don't worry about it.
34:12I didn't know much anyway.
34:14We going to train or not?
34:15Yeah, come on.
34:17Okay.
34:18Well, tell me about Mara.
34:19Has she got family?
34:24Oh, my God.
34:39Get me up, will you?
34:40Mara, you've got to let me call the doctor.
34:43Forget it.
34:43You don't know what you're saying.
34:44You could die.
34:45Then I'll die.
34:47I'd rather be dead than go back in there.
34:51Get those knees up.
34:56Put them up and do wet them.
34:58How do you fit around them?
34:59Can everybody touch their toes three times?
35:01Touch your toes?
35:02I can't even see them.
35:03God, don't you think we're going at it a bit hard for the first time?
35:06I haven't got much time to get you into shape, Mara.
35:09You did say I was coach of this team.
35:11Fair enough.
35:11All right.
35:12Twenty push-ups before tea.
35:14What?
35:14Twenty push-ups?
35:15Are you out of your mind?
35:16I have something wrong.
35:17Your brain's bloody crumbling with age.
35:19That's what's wrong.
35:20We're not doing twenty push-ups.
35:22And why not?
35:23Because it's too bloody hard.
35:24That's why not.
35:25You could if you were fit.
35:27I am fit.
35:28I can do aerobics and I can...
35:30You'll do the push-ups then.
35:32We'll get muscles on our muscles.
35:34Well, I don't mind trying.
35:35Well, my body's well and it's just my flesh's a bit weak.
35:38Yeah, well, I'm not even bloody trying.
35:40Am I or am I not coaching this team?
35:44Look, of course you are, love.
35:46It's just that...
35:47Well, I think you're pushing a little bit too hard.
35:49I think you'd better ease up a bit.
35:50It's not really fair.
35:51I mean, Alice hasn't even shown up.
35:53Well, Alice has got a bad back.
35:54Yeah, we're all going to have bad backs if we keep this up
35:56and then you won't have a waltz team, will you?
36:00All right, ladies, it's tea time.
36:03And I must say, I think you all deserve it.
36:06They certainly do, Miss Sam.
36:07I'm proud to be coaching you.
36:09Hey, how come we're not puffing?
36:11My ballet training, I suppose.
36:13Oh, we can't get through basic training.
36:15How are we supposed to get through 72 hours?
36:18You OK?
36:19Yeah, I can make it.
36:20Just a bit out of shape, that's all.
36:21You want me to get me, Sam?
36:22I said I can make it.
36:26You know, I'll be glad when all this is over
36:39and we can lead a normal life.
36:43Ah, he's quite a boy.
36:45You know, he wouldn't leave until you got home.
36:47Maybe I should have stayed home altogether.
36:50Oh, I thought you'd enjoy being back at work.
36:53So did I.
36:54Oh, there are problems, of course.
36:56There always are, but somehow it's not enough anymore.
37:00Maybe it never was.
37:01Then why not give it up?
37:04It'd really make a few people very happy, wouldn't it?
37:07No, I'm serious, Joan.
37:08You've put in years in the prison service.
37:11You don't have to prove anything to anyone.
37:12But what would I do?
37:16Well, for one thing, you could make a real home for Shane
37:19in Forbes with me.
37:23But how would we live?
37:25I've got a bit of money put away.
37:27Perhaps we could start a small business,
37:29something we could really build up before I...
37:31Please, don't.
37:33Joan, it doesn't matter how long you live,
37:35it's what you do with your time that counts.
37:38With you and Shane, we could be a real family.
37:41Yeah, I know.
37:44Shane would love that.
37:46Then you'll think about it?
37:48Yeah.
37:50I'll think about it.
38:03Sorry, love.
38:05I have to.
38:06I have to.
38:11Oh, hi.
38:20Dot said she thought you were asleep,
38:21but I thought I'd better check
38:22and see if you wanted something to eat.
38:24Yeah.
38:24If you give me a minute, I'll come along with you.
38:27Are you sure you're all right?
38:29Yeah, I'm fine.
38:30I just went into a bit of shock after all that exercise.
38:33You know, it's funny, isn't it?
38:35I used to be a pretty mean sender on a basketball court.
38:38Now I feel like the basketball.
38:41Are you sure that's all it is?
38:43I mean, your heart.
38:45Oh, I see.
38:45Someone's been blabbing to you.
38:47Is that it?
38:48Well, if you want to know the truth,
38:50I have got inside my body a little plastic pacemaker.
38:53It keeps my heart ticking over.
38:57Doesn't the exercise hurt it?
38:58No.
38:59Yeah, the only thing that can hurt it
39:00is if I'd get near machinery
39:02that has a positive or negative feel.
39:03Well, it's a bit technical, honey.
39:05Positive, negative?
39:06Yeah, sort of like a magnet, you know.
39:09But in this dump, it's just the clothes dries,
39:12so I'm pretty safe.
39:13I guess you are.
39:14Yeah.
39:15Let's eat, huh?
39:16Okay.
39:18No, I'm sorry.
39:19She left for the day.
39:21The deputy governor's here, though.
39:23Oh, all right.
39:25Yes, she's always here by night.
39:28Anything important?
39:29Didn't seem to be.
39:31That phone never stops.
39:32I'll be thinking of you tonight
39:33when I'm relaxing in a lovely hot herbal bath.
39:36Thanks.
39:37Oh, there's a letter here.
39:39I guess it's for Mrs. Reynolds.
39:40Oh, I'll put it on her desk.
39:43The person in charge?
39:45Where did this come from?
39:46Oh, I'm not sure.
39:47I think someone left it at the gate.
39:49Well, from the way it's addressed,
39:50it's hardly personal.
39:53Perhaps I'd better open it.
39:54Anything important?
40:13Tell you what, I reckon I'm so hungry I can eat a horse.
40:16Don't talk too loudly.
40:17It might be tomorrow's lunch.
40:19Oh, who's swollen a frog for better afternoon?
40:22Best you say that to all the fellas.
40:24Don't be disgusting.
40:25That's me.
40:26I reckon after tea I'm going to sit down
40:28and put me fed up and watch telly for once.
40:30Oh, no, you're not my girl.
40:32I've only got a few days to toughen you up
40:33and I want you as hard as nails.
40:36Next you'll want a spinning rust.
40:38I'm afraid you're looking pretty stiff in the morning.
40:40Yeah.
40:41What about you, Jude?
40:42What about me?
40:44Oh, I just thought you looked a bit washed out.
40:45I can last as long as you do longer.
40:47Maybe we should have made the miracle on 96 hours.
40:50Or 190.
40:51We'll be fed enough.
40:53Why don't you quit while you're ahead?
40:55Still can't believe it's going to happen, eh?
40:56Yeah.
40:56If Miss Ferguson doesn't put a spoke on the wheels.
40:59Oh, I don't think we'll have any trouble there.
41:01Especially when she finds out what we've got planned for.
41:04Yeah, I reckon after that
41:05she'll turn out to be the best friend a girl I've ever had.
41:07Now, come on.
41:08Don't go getting careless, any of you.
41:11I think we can handle her, but give her an inch
41:13and she's as deadly as a funnel web.
41:15And twice as ugly.
41:17We have to talk about her.
41:18She gives me the creeps.
41:19Yeah, well, just make sure she doesn't see you getting upset.
41:22That's when she enjoys it.
41:23That's right, Angel.
41:24You listen to what Myra says.
41:25She knows a lot about everybody.
41:27Knows us better than we know ourselves.
41:30She's been filling Angel in.
41:32Telling her who to watch out for.
41:34Yeah, I bet you have.
41:35Where are you going?
41:37I'm going to eat somewhere else.
41:38I've got a nasty taste in my mouth.
41:43Falling in love with love
41:45Is like fooling for make-believe
41:49I've been in a door
41:52I hope I like you
41:55I wish that I could find someone
41:57Glasses, glasses.
41:59Where are the glasses?
42:00Oh, bloody hell, it's chipped.
42:15Oh, never mind.
42:16Oh, I love it.
42:17You know, Ed, it's really amazing how well we get on.
42:33I mean, I know we've had our differences, but I just love being with you.
42:38You're warm and funny and special.
42:47No, I sound like a ripe pillock.
42:52Oh, my God.
42:53Just a sec, I'll be right there.
43:02That's all right, love, I don't mind waiting.
43:06Don't believe it.
43:08Plan to go and ask your wife in, then?
43:17Set me up, you bitch.
43:33Get out of here.
43:36You're wasting your time.
43:39We've got the back covered.
43:40Please, don't hurt her, you bitch.
43:42Sold me out.
43:43I had to, I wanted you to live.
43:47I want you dead, mother.
43:50I swear I'll kill you for this.
43:52He used to give me roses
44:03I wish he could again
44:08But that was on the outside
44:13And things were different then
44:19On the inside
44:20The sun still shines
44:23And the rain falls down
44:29But the sun and rain are prisoners too
44:33When morning comes around
44:38Last night I dreamed we were together
44:43Sharing all the love we'd know
44:48Till I had to face the nightmare
44:54Of waking up alone
44:58On the inside
45:00On the inside
45:00On the inside
45:00The roses grow
45:02They don't mind the stony ground
45:08But the roses here are prisoners too
45:13When morning comes around
45:18All the roses are in love
45:29Good morning
45:31Good morning
45:32Good morning
45:33Thank you
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