Celebs Who Farted Live on TV Version Toot.0

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00:00We're never not classy here at Nicki Swift.

00:03Once again, we've gone ahead and done the dirty work for you, tracking down several

00:08celebs who seemingly farted on live TV.

00:11You won't be able to believe your eyes or your ears.

00:14Let's hold our noses and dive deep.

00:17You're really tempting fate with a name like Nancy Grace.

00:20While competing in a 2011 episode of Dancing with the Stars, the bombastic TV journalist

00:25may have succumbed to an on-air butt blurt, and right on the heels of her highly-publicized

00:30wardrobe malfunction the week before.

00:32It was a bit top-heavy at times, my darling.

00:35As you can hear for yourself, Grace offered up what might be her most noxious soundbite

00:39to date.

00:40I saw them several times during the dance, and they were smiling so big.

00:44Let's see if the judges can give us something to smile about after this very emotional night.

00:50This one is most assuredly not fake fart news.

00:54During a 2017 Fox News interview with professional gasbag Jeanine Perrault, 2016 presidential candidate

01:00Ben Carson was enthusiastically discussing something called the Envision program, and

01:05shortly after he recited a bit of scripture, it sounded like some divine intervention swept

01:10in.

01:11You know, the Bible says in the book of Proverbs, without a vision the people perish.

01:15And I discovered...

01:17The nasty news nugget was overlooked by most media outlets, but at least The Daily Show caught

01:22wind of Carson's presumed pant puffer.

01:24Host Trevor Noah deadpanned,

01:26Ben Carson didn't just fart loudly on TV, he did it while quoting scripture.

01:32Noah goes on to say,

01:33Let's not let this hilarious moment distract us from the real issue.

01:37While supporting deep budget cuts to his department, Carson is spending lavishly on dining sets,

01:42lounge furniture, and $5,000 chairs, which is not okay.

01:47Unless that chair costs $5,000 because it has sophisticated fart-suppressing technology.

01:51In that case, it's money well spent.

01:54On April 15, 2019, several online publications were trying to get to the bottom of what Deadspin

02:00called a potential cough fart.

02:02This wasn't your average alleged cough fart, either, because this potential cough fart was

02:06possibly perpetuated by sports commentator Max Kellerman, a co-host of ESPN's First Take.

02:13During an allegedly noisy conversation centered around pro basketball player Kevin Durant,

02:18Kellerman quite possibly succumbed to an on-air, off-camera, high-knee hiccup.

02:22To make matters even murkier, he might have attempted to conceal the sound of his fizzling

02:27flatulence.

02:28Listen and learn.

02:29He ain't scared of anything, but the difference is that Draymond's usually arguing and fighting

02:35with the refs.

02:36Here's an instant replay in case you missed it.

02:39No, but the difference is that Draymond's usually ar-

02:43As Deadspin noted, and we quote,

02:45"...it very much sounded like someone coughed as a maneuver to cover up a fart."

02:50It did, didn't it?

02:51And the situation might be even more dire than that.

02:53One bat-eared Redditor claimed Kellerman farted a total of seven times during the broadcast,

02:58and this intrepid fan even timestamped each presumed sphincter siren.

03:03For example, he noted that the alleged anal acoustics included a so-called little squish.

03:08Can you hear it?

03:09On the other hand, maybe he learns his lesson early, you know?

03:12And then there's this teachable moment, which the Redditor warns is, quote, a bit quiet.

03:17In our opinion, it's not quiet enough.

03:19Less of an irritant than somebody, like f-

03:22In its own unflinching story, AOL pointed out that Kellerman had some explaining to do,

03:28and explain a way he did.

03:29He appeared on the Dan LeBetard show the next day and denied that any of this ever happened.

03:34I will say this.

03:36No, I did not fart in the set.

03:37I have farted in the past, though.

03:39That is true.

03:40But that is not one of the instances.

03:41Well, by one Redditor's tally, it's seven of the instances.

03:46Is there trouble brewing at ESPN?

03:48It certainly sounds like it.

03:50Former NBA star and current ESPN commentator Paul Pierce may have suffered his own on-air

03:55indiscretion on May 8, 2019.

03:59According to TMZ, he farted on co-host Michelle Beadle.

04:03This reportedly went down during a broadcast of Off The Clock, and Pierce's presumed past

04:08gas didn't exactly pass under the radar, either.

04:11Here's how Beadle and sports analyst Jalen Rose reacted.

04:14"...Michelle Beadle smelling something in the air, this gentleman missed the big shot.

04:22That's an inside joke."

04:23"...we're trapped in a room, y'all."

04:24Following the segment, ESPN producer Mike Goldfarb gave Pierce the benefit of the doubt,

04:29tweeting that,

04:30"...Paul may or may not have farted at the start of the taping."

04:33Doing her part to clear up any confusion, Beadle responded,

04:37"...no, he did, period."

04:39Judging by what we heard, that may indeed be the truth.

04:42Does the name Joe Swash ring a bell?

04:45While he's yet to make waves in America, he's evidently breaking plenty of wind on the other

04:49side of the pond — on television, no less.

04:51The English actor and TV personality is perhaps best known for his stint on the British soap opera

04:57Eastenders.

04:58He played a character named Mickey Miller, a character who, coincidentally enough, gets injured

05:03in a major gas explosion.

05:06Mickey!

05:06We can't get down!

05:08Where's the song, Mickey?

05:09It's burning!

05:10I'm busy poking her ankle, Jase!

05:12Help us do something!"

05:14On February 12, 2019, it sounded like Swash really let loose on an episode of the talk show

05:20Loose Women.

05:21While opening up about matters of the heart, he was rudely interrupted by an altogether different

05:25part of his anatomy.

05:26"...and then I would tell her what I think about her rather than in a letter."

05:33This alleged fluffadoodle reverberated through social media channels, with one startled viewer

05:38tweeting,

05:39"'Did Joe Swash just fart on live TV?

05:41Was he brought up with my dad in our council house?'

05:44The answer to one of those questions seems to be a resounding yes.

05:47What's more, this apparently wasn't the first time Swash emitted some thunder from Down Under.

05:52While filming a TV show, he also tooted his own horn while shooting an

05:56episode of the children's show The Dog Ate My Homework, which you can clearly hear in

06:00this outtake.

06:01"'Ian, Captain, you've got work from London?'

06:10Sorry!"

06:11Hey, whatever pays the bills.

06:13British people are embarrassed easily, a fact that actor Leslie Nielsen apparently knew how

06:18to exploit.

06:19On June 20, 1991, the airplane star perked up two daytime hosts with what sounded like some

06:25impromptu rump ruckus.

06:26The on-air awkwardness went down on UK morning show TV AM.

06:30"'Til now, and you really start to watch what's happening.

06:33That's the other thing about the humor, is you have to pay attention to it.'

06:38The host didn't let it slide, either.

06:40"'You're not going to ask me to leave, are you?'

06:42"'Well, maybe you'd just like to go to the little ladies' room for a while,

06:45or the little gents' room, and then come back and sort yourself out.'

06:47Oh, you corrected that, yeah."

06:49Later, Ulrika Johnson presented the weather in Wales, quipping,

06:53"'I'm so sorry about this.

06:54We're suffering from wind here as well."

06:57It's worth noting that Nielsen also appeared to have some trouble on the British chat show

07:01Wogan back in 1989.

07:03"'I'm always associated with being, you know, a man who has a background, an education,

07:08and I'm well-mannered, and, you know, I have to protect that image, whatever.'"

07:13But in the grand tradition of Pull My Finger, the late actor could have been pulling your

07:17proverbial leg.

07:18In 2015, Ted Danson told The A.V. Club,

07:22Nielsen had a handheld bellows-like thing that was a fart noise maker.

07:26He was relentless.

07:27Most people would do something like that, get a few laughs, and put it away.

07:30He would not."

07:32Here's another working theory.

07:33Nielsen's tailwinds were genuine, and he only used this clever contraption to cover his tracks.

07:39Sadly, Nielsen took the truth and his love for potty humor to the grave.

07:43According to Snopes, his gravestone in Fort Lauderdale's Evergreen Cemetery contains one

07:48final fart joke.

07:49In lieu of the traditional R.I.P., Nielsen opted for Let Her Rip.

07:54A moment of silence, not a chance.

07:56"'Excuse me.

07:57I don't know whether I can do this.'"

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