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00:00See the funny videos tonight that people will still be laughing at tomorrow.
00:06Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos, and now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso...
00:36Oh, Ribeiro!
00:40Let's do it!
00:45Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:47Thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:49Hello and welcome to AFV.
00:51Now, I must warn you that we made tonight's show extra funny.
00:55A little too funny, I'm afraid, so avoid drinking any liquids during the show for fear of doing a spit-take on a family member.
01:02Unless you've been wanting to do a spit-take on a family member and have just been waiting for the right excuse, in which case, forget what I just said, let the spit-takes begin!
01:14It's already 8 at night and it's so light, you guys!
01:18It's a beautiful evening to go boating.
01:22Oh my gosh!
01:24But she has to settle for floating.
01:29Interesting day on the ladies' tea.
01:36A little known method for scaring off bees?
01:39Littering!
01:40Jump out of the bed immediately, or I'm going to quit doing that, and then I'm going to take away treats like the cookies we just made, and then we're going to stop doing stuff like cheerleading or anything like that.
01:55If you don't, start listening.
01:56So, lay down!
01:57Lay down!
01:58This is how we're going to play, huh?
02:08Before they decided to have a garage sale, they thought about just throwing their junk out.
02:19Well, it's still not too late.
02:22Wow.
02:25I don't know what this is.
02:26I don't know if I want to open it.
02:27Yeah.
02:28You would have to.
02:29Ooh!
02:30All right!
02:32Good job, Ellie!
02:33Woo!
02:34Oh, my God!
02:35No, no!
02:37Well, the bridal shower invite didn't say, no kids allowed.
02:47The hoverboard craze started with a bang, and ended with a smash.
02:53Please just close the window!
03:01There are two L's in Llama.
03:06And a whole lot of snot.
03:08That was so nice!
03:11That was so nice!
03:17Release the hounds.
03:18It's time to go to the dog park.
03:23Oh, whiskey.
03:25Oh, honey.
03:27Are you serious right now?
03:29Oh, God.
03:31You're going to get me in trouble.
03:33I don't know if he's doing this because he loves mud, or because he loves bats.
03:37No!
03:42All right.
03:44Way.
03:45Stolen.
03:46She's trying the temptation challenge with her German Shepherd.
03:49Stolen.
03:50Hey!
03:51Stolen.
03:53Stolen.
03:54And that German Shepherd's about to learn that it doesn't always pay to play by the rules.
03:59Especially when there's peanut butter on the line.
04:01Freeze!
04:02Some dogs bet.
04:03Some take a more hands-on approach.
04:04She's like, look!
04:05Look, I'm a snake!
04:06Oh!
04:07Who did this?
04:08Who did it?
04:09She has a bad poker face.
04:10Who did that?
04:11And an even worse poker tail.
04:12Hershey?
04:13Was it you?
04:14Are you stuck, Romeo?
04:15Did you fall into a movie trap?
04:16Where are you?
04:17No.
04:18Who did that?
04:22Who did this?
04:23Who did it?
04:25She has a bad poker face.
04:26Who did that?
04:29And an even worse poker tail.
04:31Hershey?
04:32Was it you?
04:35Are you stuck, Romeo?
04:36Did you fall into a movie trap?
04:40Are you stuck?
04:41subtlety is not this dog specialty ah who can resist those sad puppy dog eyes
05:11someone tell him that he has a dog license not a captain's license
05:18when you're having fun with your family time flies but when you're with your family watching
05:33videos of other people having fun with their families time flies even faster if you don't
05:38know what i mean you will in another minute and 13 seconds we come together yeah in stormy weather
05:45and when it rains you make it better there's no you or i and we good times bad times you can count
05:53on me we laugh we cry we family our roots in the twine just like a tree yeah to and fro here we go
06:00that's how we're rolling yeah back and forth give and take nothing gets that way
06:05i got you and you got me
06:12take all the pieces and they fit naturally
06:17we're like family we're just like family
06:21we talk all day like where's the time when we disagree we know things are fine we gonna bounce
06:26right back share a slice of pie two birds of a feather that's how we fly i got your back
06:31you got mine so if i beatbox you kick the rhyme like i'm grooving you grooving hey i'm rolling you
06:37hey i got you yeah and you got me
06:44take all the pieces and they fit naturally we're like family we're just like family
06:54got a funny video upload it to afv.com
07:02half of the world is below average intelligence that's not an insult that's just simple math
07:21well it's simple math for some people i mean not the people in this boneheads package but you know
07:27some people
07:28nice cactuses or is it cacti well whatever they're called you probably don't want to sit on them
07:36the question we got uh on that little uh quiz last night when you were taking a bath and it was
07:55when was basically america founded and you didn't know the date do you remember what it was
08:02no it's not relevant no one cares no no one cares what does your shirt say i hope they're not paying
08:22this guy by the hour i knew what bears do in the woods and now i know what they do in the parking lot
08:41hi bear i really didn't eat it he's right there i just hope he doesn't come back for milk
08:52this is why they don't wear corsages in the lpga
09:08you ready yep he brought his new driver all the way up the mountain
09:19he should have brought his new gloves too i'm getting it
09:24i'm so glad i got that on video
09:28trash cans aren't really a top shelf item
09:44most of us know someone who's gotten suckered on some crypto scam it's terrible in fact i don't know
09:50what's worse losing money in crypto or getting hit really hard in the you know what well good news
09:57now you don't have to choose let's face it we all have dreams of getting rich
10:04but if you want to be some fat cat rolling around in money you need to either be a ceo
10:09win the lottery or invest in crypto if you'd invested in bitcoin years ago you'd be sitting pretty today
10:16but don't worry you haven't totally missed the boat introducing groin coin groin coin is the
10:23cryptocurrency that'll make you richer than you ever thunk just by shooting videos of dudes getting hit in
10:29the junk it's a digital currency yes a virtual coin that you earn when a man takes a shot to the groin
10:36coin most crypto is confusing what is it how exactly does it work the answer is nobody knows
10:44but groin coin is simple every time you capture someone getting hit in the business you earn a
10:50token that can be used to purchase goods or services from any merchant that accepts it so far the only
10:56business that takes groin coin is a vegan mexican restaurant in central arkansas
11:00oh as word spreads we expect it to be accepted nationwide this world just seems to keep getting
11:08dumber so there's no reason to think that groin coin could make you the next billionaire grab your
11:14phone and aim it at a male friend tends to make bad decisions and get ready to get rich groin coin will
11:20make you wealthy on either earth or venus just by shooting videos of guys getting hit in the you know special
11:27place
11:32animals are a big part of afv in fact they're practically my co-stars but don't tell them that
11:39they'd probably want to share my dressing room and i can only imagine what that would smell like
11:43anyway if you want to see animals go from supporting role to starring role check out disney
11:47zootopia 2 in theaters soon until then here are some animals afv style
11:52this is our second attempt to recording this the cheetah was sitting here quietly behaving then
12:00it started pacing and going back and forth attentively looking see that intense look
12:07by the cheetah why does the cheetah look like this because mom is wearing a giraffe print
12:14she has the cheetah's full and undivided attention
12:29flamingos are pink and more curious than you'd think
12:42smokey says oh to the now he's going out there smoky's one of those horses that wishes his owner
12:50would hurry up and retire to florida nope nope
12:55try it again here we go here i go here oh you can't do it
13:04it over now putting it back up they put a lock on that garbage bin oh yep there she
13:09oh she got it up oh my gosh she got the better thing open
13:13that's what happened i closed it gonna climb it that kind of amateur stuff may keep out raccoons
13:18but it won't work on this guy this isn't nearly as relaxing as the brochure said it would be
13:36well at least she discovered a sheep form of transportation
13:53technically the alligator found this fishing spot before you did so he feels he's entitled to whatever
13:58you catch and since you didn't ask for permission to fish here he's going to take your fishing rod too
14:04for good measure i'm going to drag your rod
14:17afv premiered in 1989 which means the signals from that first broadcast are now hurtling through
14:28space 36 light years away that means an alien race might have seen them and thought yeah let's not go to
14:35earth there's no intelligent life worth investigating which would mean that afv may have accidentally
14:42prevented an alien invasion you're welcome she's porky which makes the bench stop working
15:06why doesn't he do that in the game mom why doesn't he do that in the game
15:26garfield hates mondays this cat hates everything
15:36wow stuntman training starts early in this house
15:55some fans are sports nuts others just hope there will be nuts at the game who's at the fence watching
16:00with me
16:05want some food how does a baby who can't talk tell you she's hungry
16:15i think she likes it the tie and dress pants do not scream game ready
16:30she'll never forget her first trip to the petting zoo
16:35people love a good mystery why you ask because mysteries are fun duh what did you think i was
16:55going to say nobody knows it's a mystery i mean come on i'm better than that usually
17:00put your sleuthing cap on and get ready for some fun solved mysteries
17:07a cocktail conundrum why did hayley stop wanting to cheers when she has a few beers
17:12a vexing vehicle question what car drives all the chicks crazy
17:30put your foot down down put your foot down
17:33a rotating riddle why is it thompson's new pool running three months behind schedule
17:42i'm flying
17:48stare back william stand back
17:50an unordinary query why is the next generation of trapeze artists so hard to find
18:06a perplexing puzzle why were ted's kids the first kids in the neighborhood to learn what friction was
18:12the last one was
18:13nothing in my pockets your shirt was
18:22these mysteries aren't just salt they're fun salt
18:31we're heading into the winner's circle it's kind of like the vip lounge of the afv airport there are no
18:37free snacks but the videos contain people who won so much money they can afford to buy their own snacks
18:44it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afb's past
19:01this paraglider is going to need a paramedic
19:07i ran let's do it again yeah now that was awesome
19:25when making a live stream mirror placement matters more than you'd think
19:28this is not the full-body routine her followers were hoping for
19:48i think this yoga move is called backside facing husband
20:00let me back
20:12what
20:15he can't wait to play his new game i don't know
20:18this young influence is going to need a whole bunch of subscribers to pay for a new tv
20:38let's circle back next week for another inner circle
20:58they say that the best way to learn a new language is to start with the phrases you're going to
21:03actually use the most that's why whenever i learn a new language i always start with the phrase here
21:08watch this all right now here don't watch of this so that's italian
21:18you learn a lot in college outside of the classroom like what not to tie a hammock to
21:34all right so we're getting ready to go to school and it is currently negative
21:38two degrees outside sub freezing temperatures
21:44or as i call it nature's hairspray
21:49here's one way to get your dad to stop ringing the doorbell
22:01this kid's got the dance moves of a kid who's only playing baseball because his dad made him
22:17this dog has a fear of heights in fact they make her a little queasy
22:30he builds up his monitor injection to be way worse than it is
22:44she's helping mom in the kitchen
23:00letting her hold the phone is a recipe for disaster
23:16i'd use a fishing pole but that's just me
23:28that's just me
23:33did you ever notice the word dad takes on a whole new meaning when it follows the words
23:38nice one dad implies authority nice one dad implies buffoonery
23:43dad radiates love nice one dad radiates i love that that happened to you and i love that i got it on video
23:50this court has seen its fair share of trash talk
24:03dad will help you go down the slide one way or another
24:20oh my god
24:20that dude with the shovel does something his son really digs
24:35oh my god
24:42their dad doesn't have nearly enough zip for that zip line
24:46quick send in the cavalry or at least someone with a paddleboard
25:04i think that goose is mad he wasn't invited to the cookout
25:29he thinks those turkey burgers are someone he knows
25:44please open up
25:45dad's not an actual dentist but even a pretend dentist should know which tooth he's supposed to pull
25:51you put my top one out
25:56what not my bottom one
25:58why did you pull that one out
26:03you pulled your top one out
26:04yeah
26:05adam it was the bottom one
26:09my advice don't be messing with a bulging bottle of dressing
26:19i didn't do it i'm telling you something
26:26wanna solve the energy crisis figure out how to tap into the unlimited energy of a pet with the zoomies
26:33seriously how cool would it be to be able to say your house was puppy powered
26:38well until someone figures that out we'll have to settle for a montage of pets who were as crazy as it gets
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29:57i had a birthday thursday
30:04i had a birthday thursday the only person that didn't wish me a happy birthday
30:09is this one here snorting happy birthday i'm sorry
30:12i didn't get a birthday card from her i'm sorry i'm sorry
30:16i'm sorry
30:18turn around here for me to get a red face i'm sorry
30:20now what do you think about this i turned 58 i'm not too far behind him now am i
30:25i'm terrible i'm sorry i spent too much going on at work
30:31what did you do
30:32what did you do
30:34no where's the cake it's a good thing birthdays only come once a year
30:39where's the cake oh there's it oh my god really why you did that
30:51clean it um clean it mommy has to clean it
30:56daddy mama
30:58what
30:59i want to sing happy birthday today
31:01so you want to sing happy birthday today
31:04yeah
31:04his birthday is tomorrow baby
31:05no
31:06it's tomorrow
31:08i don't want
31:09no
31:09so you just want to sing me happy birthday so you can have some cake
31:13yeah
31:14you don't care about my birthday
31:15no
31:18you just want the cake
31:19yeah
31:26you know what the world needs now an involuntary nose picker
31:36oh my gosh
31:40i hope you've enjoyed an involuntary nose picker
31:46ever go to a concert and toward the end you get sad because you don't want it to end
31:50well that's where we find ourselves the show's almost over but i don't want you to get sad
31:55because then you won't enjoy what's left plus we don't do that lame encore thing where we pretend
32:00the show's over and then i walk back out and do a little more when i say good night it really
32:05is good night i got places to be
32:09you know who's not a fan of above ground pool horse play
32:12the neighbors down the hill
32:16okay
32:26okay go
32:30this woman doesn't think that bug zapper works
32:32it's not bad
32:36and as you might guess she's just gonna keep tempting fate
32:39oh
32:43it's not doing anything
32:46it's not doing anything famous last words for a bug zapper tester
32:50it's not doing anything
33:11i mean it
33:13in the wax too
33:14yeah how's it taste good
33:16so i'm not sure i can come home today because these have been outside my car all day
33:29i try to get tylenol they start screaming
33:34if geese have to fly south for the winter they don't think it's fair that you get to just drive home
33:40home from work
33:58sure buying a lake house sounded like it would be relaxing
34:08the old ice cube and the butt crack prank
34:23but hold a celebration until you see that cube's final destination
34:36you know what second time to go
34:38tucker you're late do something stupid fast
34:50the old ice cube
34:53no
34:54you can't see it
35:04there's a unique creature i want to discuss latin name dorkus male parentis but you know them as dorky dads
35:10dads you may have seen them embarrassing their kids by trying the latest dance craze or falling
35:14off a ladder and hanging by their underpants but they're not just cringy they're also tonight's
35:19assignment america earlier tonight we showed a bunch of dads with no clue now it's up to jess
35:24to tell him what to do is your dad dorky to no end does his goofiness embarrass you in front of
35:31your friends well your foolish father might earn you a truckload of cash how about 20 or even 100
35:37grand just upload the video to afv.com for full contest rules log on to afv.com when it comes
35:43to dads it's the dorkier the better to win a whole lot of cheddar
35:46we're sprinting to the finish like a dog office leash but let's see who's gonna fetch the cashish
35:58let's meet our finalists first up putting your kid to bed is no easy scene especially when back
36:04talk becomes part of the routine it's little lady giving lip sent in by carrie t from alpharetta
36:11georgia jump out of bed immediately or i'm gonna quit doing that and then i'm gonna take away treats
36:16like the cookies we just made and then we're gonna stop doing stuff like cheerleading or anything like
36:20that if you don't start listening so lay down
36:22joining us tonight are joe carrie remy raylyn and rogan now joe you were laying down the law with remy
36:41at bedtime what was the reason for that well bedtime like so many parents it just doesn't
36:48quite go the way we want it to and i'll try to throw out some empty consequences but she was on to
36:55me yeah we we all know that but what went through your head when you heard her response disbelief uh
37:03i just couldn't believe what she said i went and told my wife you won't believe what uh what i just
37:08heard and we looked at the camera and we were just dying laughing all night long well that's awesome
37:13now normally i'd say uh it doesn't pay to be sassy but if you win tonight i'll admit that i was wrong
37:19yes exactly good luck y'all thank you all right next up the dogs on the balcony but what you know
37:30she's gonna start barfing so look out below it's retching rover sent in by davide vasile from
37:36jacksonville north carolina this dog has a fear of heights in fact they make her a little queasy
37:44joining us tonight are davide elizabeth mateo alacio and bluey now mateo you suddenly felt
38:00something very wet on your bare back when did you realize you got barfed on uh i thought my mom
38:08uh chewed water on my back but but it clearly was not water right all right well listen i hope this
38:16didn't ruin your favorite spot on the couch y'all no she had a targeted strike and it made it all on
38:22and i love that so good luck y'all thank you thank you and finally some like big birthdays some
38:31celebrate discreetly but no one likes their spouse to forget it completely it's wife's birthday blunder
38:37sent in by kathy lowe from linwood kansas john's 60 i had a birthday thursday
38:43i had a birthday thursday and the only person that didn't wish me a happy birthday
38:52is this one here snorting happy birthday i'm sorry i didn't get a birthday card from her i'm sorry
38:59i'm sorry joining us are kathy and lobo now kathy you obviously felt bad about overlooking lobo's 60th
39:08birthday but was there at least some kind of celebration later or did lobo have to sing happy
39:13birthday to himself no i i believe i tried to make up for it and have done so ever since okay well
39:21but what's the statute of limitations on forgetting your spouse's birthday are you still bringing it up
39:26lobo yeah every once in a while but she's doing a better job every year so i don't have to worry
39:33about it next year i like that i like that because well if it was my birthday and my wife forgot it
39:38i'd never let it go good luck y'all that's not right all right all right we're gonna find out who
39:46takes on the cash in just a minute but first let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make
39:51our top three in tonight's honorable mention
39:53so
40:05okay it's time to hand out tonight's prizes
40:3320 000 for first 6 000 for second and 4 000 for third here we go our third place four thousand
40:39dollar winner is retching rover sent in by davide vasile from jacksonville north carolina
40:49thank you and the winner of the 20 000 and tonight's funniest home video is
40:54little lady giving lips sent in by carrie king on alpharetta george we have remy joe
41:00carrie rayland and rogan congratulations
41:06carrie would you say this is the first time remy sass has caught you off guard or is this like a
41:14reoccurring theme oh this is reoccurring first time that we're getting paid for it though but it's
41:20definitely reoccurring i like that remy what do you think of this whole experience of having your video
41:26on afv
41:29i like it
41:32well we gave you twenty thousand dollars for being so funny because that's how we like to play
41:40congratulations you got twenty thousand dollars and a shot at a hundred thousand dollars congratulations
41:46yay thank you so much
41:50well that's our show so i'm gonna say good night because i still don't know how to pronounce uh
41:56art rib war work uh oh ravioli uh you know what you know what whatever it is i can't say it
42:02so we'll see you next time but don't forget if you upload a video and it airs on the show
42:06we'll send you an afv t-shirt so good night everybody remember send your video to me you might win 20 g's
42:16you
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