Americas Funniest Home Videos Season 36 Episode 02

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00:00And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribello!

00:10Let's do it, y'all!

00:13Come on now!

00:15Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

00:19Hello and welcome to the show.

00:21I am, insert name here.

00:23Oops.

00:25Sorry, I've been reading from the official TV host handbook

00:28and I forgot to plug in my personal details.

00:31Anyway, enjoy these things your particular program showcases.

00:34Dang it!

00:36You know what, let me just start over.

00:37I'm Alfonso and these are funny videos.

00:40Yeah, I don't need no stinking handbook, shoot it.

00:45Welcome, Matt.

00:46Welcome, Splat.

00:58Look out, look out, look out, look out, look out!

01:03Watching a woman with a fake snake tied to her hoodie can turn anyone into a golf fan.

01:10I'm starting to think these guys are trying to discourage their wives from golfing.

01:20She's never gotten an eagle, but at least now, she has a stake.

01:24The cast on his arm makes me think Liam isn't coordinated enough for Pond Hopscotch.

01:36Don't fall in, Liam.

01:40You're okay.

01:42You're okay.

01:44I hope one of the presents in that big ball of plastic wrap is a gift card to a furniture store.

01:49He can't wait for his big sister to come home from school.

02:10He's going to have to wait a little longer.

02:11She has no idea why her keychain is buzzing like crazy, but she's determined to make it stop.

02:28Now, toss that hunk of junk and never think about it again.

02:55Release the hounds.

02:56It's time to go to the dog park.

03:01No barking or no snack.

03:03No barking or no snack.

03:06When you're barking, you're a snack.

03:08Bark or snack.

03:13Here's why you should never bark with your mouth full.

03:15What did you do, Lily?

03:25Lily, what did you do?

03:28Do you want some food?

03:30Let's go get some food.

03:33Lily, what did you do?

03:34I don't know what Lily did, but I know what Lily wants.

03:39Do you want some food?

03:40Okay, let's go get some food.

03:44What did you do?

03:49Dishwasher-safe silverware?

03:50How about a dishwasher-safe dog collar?

03:53Hi, Anthony.

04:03Grandpa's here.

04:06Funny.

04:08Inside.

04:09Inside.

04:11You know Grandpa's got something for you.

04:13Look, it's right here.

04:14The dog's off-leash and Grandpa's off-belt.

04:16Inside.

04:17Inside.

04:18Go on there.

04:19You put it.

04:22Yeah.

04:24I didn't say anything.

04:29No.

04:30No, no.

04:31The longer the hot dog stick,

04:33the bigger the potential for canine thievery.

04:35I am.

04:36The squirrel was so impressed by the dog climbing the tree

04:50that he wants to see him do it again.

04:52Nice.

04:52That's my cat dog.

04:56Poor little squirrel.

04:57Who chewed up this paper towel?

05:10Who did that?

05:11If he can't see you, you can't see him.

05:13Where are you?

05:15That's just science.

05:16Who chewed up this paper towel?

05:19Who did it?

05:21Hmm.

05:22I guess I can't see you.

05:28Tonight's first montage features teenage girls.

05:31You'll find it delightful and a little bittersweet

05:34if you're like me and your youngest

05:35is rapidly approaching her teenage years

05:37because it's a reminder of just how fast they grow up.

05:42And just how often they fall down.

05:45I'm gonna be all right.

05:47Go ahead.

05:47Go.

05:48You got it.

05:49You know I want it.

05:51There ain't no stopping in my mind.

05:53I said I'm mad.

05:54I love it.

05:56I need more of it.

05:57I can't live without it if I'm being in my nest.

06:01I want what I want when I want it.

06:04I want what I want when I want it.

06:07I want what I want when I want it.

06:10I don't take the price tag.

06:13I want what I want when I want it.

06:17Yeah, when I want it.

06:20Yeah, when I want it.

06:24I got this honey, honey, sweet and fresh.

06:27Yeah, that high roll, it tastes like success

06:30Camera flushing, recover finesse

06:34What you can't think is what you get

06:37I want what I want when I want it

06:40I want what I want when I want it

06:43I want what I want when I want it

06:46I don't check the price tag, I just put it in the bag

06:57I want what I want when I want it

06:59I want what I want when I want it

07:02I want what I want when I want it

07:06I don't check the price tag, I want what I want when I want it

07:10Got a funny video?

07:17Upload it to AFV.com

07:19The following people are what you might call dim bulbs

07:35But that's okay, the dimmer the bulb, the less electricity they use

07:38So at least they're environmentally conscious

07:40Some pizzas come with garlic knots, some come with hot buns

07:45Seats on fire

07:56Are you sitting on your pizza?

07:59Oh my god

08:00Are you kidding?

08:02You sat on your pizza, wait, it's on your snuggie

08:04I'm sure it is

08:05Okay, it is going

08:08It's a fine line between fun grandpa and gross grandpa

08:15And that's two

08:17That's number two

08:19Oh my

08:21Did the video run this time?

08:22Oh my

08:23Okay, are you going to post that?

08:25Oh my god

08:26Go ahead

08:27Some friends hold the ladder

08:30Some friends chant, please break to the ladder

08:32Please break

08:35Please break

08:37Please break

08:39Please break

08:41I expected him to be a little tougher

08:50Considering the samurai man bun

08:52What are you doing?

08:58What's he doing?

09:00He's waiting to see how you handle the whole socks on hardwood stairs situation

09:03She had such a great time being out

09:18She doesn't want it to end

09:19I think it's sweet how some couples love to do everything together

09:39Listen, I have something

09:55Something really important to say

09:57Okay, and in fact

09:58It might be the most important thing I've ever said in my life

10:01If I can just find the strength to say it

10:04These videos are full of melodrama

10:09Actually, that wasn't that hard

10:11I guess I was just being melodramatic

10:14My bad, my bad

10:15This kid wouldn't hurt a fly

10:20But only because he's too scared of them

10:23What?

10:27What?

10:29What?

10:30What?

10:31What?

10:34Oh, my God

10:36It's a fly

10:40Oh, my God

10:41You're scared

10:42I know you do

10:45I know you do

10:46I know I do

10:48Well, you're going to hate Summer

10:50He must have strict parents

10:54If this is how he reacts to hearing his mom's disembodied voice

10:58It depends on how it comes

11:01I'm scared of him

11:05I don't like him

11:09I don't like him

11:09Wait, did I have this?

11:19This?

11:20I already know

11:20Oh, my God

11:21Man, he's really excited about cake

11:35Oh, blue cake

11:41He's having a boy

11:42And cake

11:43And cake

11:44Oh, I'm going to have a boy

11:47And I'm a boy

11:50Oh, my God

11:50It's nuts

11:57Come down

12:02If this is her reaction to a June bug

12:13Babe, you're going to wake the neighborhood

12:14She should just be glad there aren't July, August, and September bugs too

12:19I don't know what you're supposed to do in this situation

12:25But I do know screaming and running away aren't going to help a whole lot

12:29It's on fire!

12:32Help!

12:33I don't know what that's doing!

12:35Help!

12:36Help!

12:38Help!

12:39Help!

12:39It's time for the Winner's Circle

12:49Where we take a look back at some former AFV winners

12:53Yeah, years later

12:54And they're still getting the spotlight

12:56As if you needed one more reason to send your videos in

12:59It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past

13:04Hello, my name is Marissa

13:08My country is Germany

13:09My fun fact about Germany is the Autobahn

13:12The Autobahn has been

13:14Is known for

13:17No speed limits

13:19And

13:19Have easy

13:24You know what we're going to have for dinner?

13:30We're going to have

13:31P-I-Z-Z-A

13:33P-I-Z-Z-A

13:35P-I-Z-Z-A

13:37We're going to have some

13:39Tacos

13:40Tacos

13:42I have to support you saying

13:47If I do

13:47If the trick

13:48If I do

13:49If this is something though

13:50I'm going to be

13:52If I do the trick right

13:54Can you buy me coffee?

13:55No

13:55Okay

13:56Well can you buy me something nice

13:58Yeah

13:58I am about to suck this juice out of this cook without touching the towel

14:03What?

14:06I'm going to suck the juice out of the cook but I'm not going to touch the towel

14:09Okay

14:09You got to be quiet

14:10No

14:14You really got to be quiet

14:17Okay

14:17Hold on.

14:32Hold on.

14:44Let's circle back next week for another Inner Circle.

15:02I recently read an article which said that people's attention spans are getting shorter.

15:08I think.

15:09I only read the headline because the article was like three paragraphs long and I can't focus for that long.

15:15Anyway, here's some videos short enough to hold anyone's attention.

15:19Only one thing lets in more fresh air than a screen door.

15:23Not having any door at all.

15:25Hey.

15:30My mommy's on the swing.

15:35She's supposed to be babysitting, not hammock sitting.

15:38Her friends are babysitting.

15:44Harry?

15:47Mommy?

15:49Mommy?

15:50Do you want me to call the police?

15:54Did you stop the thing?

15:58Look.

16:00There he is.

16:03What'd you get, Tucker?

16:05A catfish.

16:06When he said catfish, a certain someone took it literally.

16:13Where did you get your gum?

16:15Over there.

16:16Over there?

16:17Yeah.

16:17On the sidewalk?

16:18Yeah.

16:20Oh, my gosh.

16:21I ate it.

16:24Honey, it's icky.

16:26That's not mommy's gum.

16:28Oh.

16:28Nothing brings raccoons out of hiding like a kayaker with a cracker.

16:34No, no, no, no, no, no.

16:42Some dogs are water dogs.

16:43Some are just push you into the water dogs.

16:48Don't be sorry.

16:49They're learning about persistence before they even get to school.

17:07Nobody likes a water dog.

17:37a wise guy, unless he's the host of a TV show that focuses on people making bad decisions

17:42on video.

17:43Me, I'm talking about me.

17:46Yeah, I'm about to get all sassy up in here.

17:51Time to drink in exactly what I'm thinking.

17:54It's Here's a Thought.

17:57Here's a thought.

17:58If you're thinking of jumping into a pile of leaves, let somebody else do the first jump.

18:07A slice of Al advice.

18:13If you don't get better at loading your pickup, it's you who'll need to be picked up.

18:17Yard work pro tip.

18:30Ride-on lawn mowers are rated by their horsepower, not their buoyancy.

18:34Take it from me, it's best not to get too attached to Spiky.

18:53Spiky.

18:54I'm gonna call her Spiky.

18:57No, no, no!

19:00This has been Here's a Thought.

19:07If you've ever been told to turn on notifications or smash that like button, then you're familiar

19:12with influencers.

19:13But don't worry.

19:14The only thing I'll ever influence you to do is watch these influencer flubs.

19:18No smashing reply.

19:23The thing about internet fame, it comes in waves.

19:26Now put your arm down by your side.

19:28See how that works.

19:31And then...

19:32Oh!

19:35Did you get it?

19:36Yeah, I got it up to you.

19:39Okay, that was...

19:40So this is my house.

19:44I'm gonna show you around.

19:47Okay.

19:48So that's our TV.

19:50She's hoping for as many views as possible.

19:53Her mom doesn't want any views at all.

19:56It's our hallway.

19:58I know it looks white, but it's meant to be orange.

20:01Let's show you.

20:02What are you doing?

20:04I'm showing around.

20:05Go all the way.

20:06It has a bathroom.

20:10Shut the door!

20:14Hi, guys.

20:15Welcome back to my channel.

20:19I'm going to let you see some of my fidgets.

20:23So we're going ahead and get started.

20:26Say what you want about Jax,

20:27but he knows how to get people talking in the comment section.

20:30Miniature puppet.

20:33The pups are so...

20:35Jax!

20:37Someone spent many hours getting those flower petals set up for the perfect shot.

20:53Perfect!

20:55Also, every...

20:56His wife and kids aren't the only ones sick and tired of him yapping about Legos.

21:00It's not open to...

21:01Hi, everybody.

21:10Today, we have a body and she's going to pin that.

21:15Watch.

21:15For some kids, showing off what their dolls can do isn't easy.

21:19For this girl, it's a snap.

21:21Yeah.

21:28Thanks for watching.

21:30Bye.

21:31Bye.

21:31When a person retires,

21:44they can spend more time with their grandchildren

21:46and pursue things they didn't have time for in their youth.

21:50It's why we call them the golden years,

21:52which sounds a lot better than the sore knee, aching back,

21:55speak up, I can't quite hear your years.

21:56Public bathroom.

22:02Public humiliation.

22:12Talk about a two-ply surprise.

22:15Talk about a two-ply surprise.

22:19Is she a member of AARTP?

22:30Is she a member of AARTP?

22:34Oh, my God.

22:47How does someone live this long with that kind of judgment?

23:01He's sore called out.

23:08So you all know how much I love crickets.

23:10I've been known to get up at 3 o'clock in the morning

23:13with the vacuum cleaner,

23:14looking for those little buzzards.

23:16Well, here I am, trying to fall asleep,

23:20and all I keep on hearing is this sound.

23:22And I'm like, where is that coming from?

23:25Where are they?

23:26Well, guess what it is?

23:27It's not crickets.

23:29It's my husband's hearing aids

23:31that are talking to each other all night long.

23:37Naturally, he can't hear it.

23:39Of course not.

23:40Got to love him.

23:42Ugh.

23:43Bye.

23:44Bye.

23:45I don't think you should ride toy roller coasters

23:51if you're older than the first real roller coaster.

24:00He'll tell his buddies that he hit it so hard

24:02that it never came down.

24:04There are lots of products designed to help you sleep better.

24:18However, there are no products to help you sleep funnier.

24:21Conspiracy?

24:23Probably not.

24:24But until somebody invents one,

24:25we'll have a subtle for these people

24:27who turn catching Z's into some serious L.O.N.

24:30You think his wife ever gets a good night's sleep?

24:44Some kids are just born dancers.

24:48Oh, my God.

24:49You coming in?

24:50You coming in?

24:52You coming in?

24:53You coming in?

24:54Yeah?

24:55She's like, what's going on?

24:58Road trips usually sound more exciting

25:05than they actually are.

25:06Okay, girls, who wants candy?

25:21Candy?

25:23Okay, look at candy.

25:34One minute, the kids peacefully sleeping,

25:36the next minute, the next minute he's breaking stuff

25:38and it's not even his fault.

25:55Moms have a way of knowing what a baby's cry means,

25:58and dads have a way of sleeping through it.

26:00I guess there are worse ways to wake up

26:09than with whipped cream in your mouth.

26:19Y'all, look how my daddy all sleep open.

26:24Wait, wait a minute.

26:27He sleeps with his eyes open to make sure you're doing your chores.

26:32Mm-hmm.

26:33You two chairs out?

26:34As you might know, in addition to this show,

26:42I also host Dancing with the Stars.

26:44Well, the other night, I had a weird dream

26:46that combined both shows.

26:49Carrie Ann Inaba was riding a skateboard on a trampoline,

26:52a schnauzer was doing a cha-cha,

26:54and a frisbee hit Bruno Tonioli right in the business.

26:57Yeah, I think I need a vacation.

27:05It's not a full-on surprise party,

27:08but it's still a surprise.

27:09Sometimes even carnivores want to mix things up.

27:34I wonder who took the carrots.

27:39Hmm, busted.

27:43Before you salt the driveway,

27:45you might want to make sure all the snow has fallen.

27:54You're good.

28:02Get it, get it!

28:04Get it!

28:05The cruiser's buffet is all you can eat,

28:07and the water slide is all you can drink.

28:17This is why having a great vertical is overrated.

28:33Everyone loves watching sports highlights.

28:44You know, the best players making the best plays.

28:47Boring.

28:48When it comes to sports clips,

28:49we prefer to focus on the best of the worst.

28:53So grab yourself a seat and enjoy the agony of defeat.

28:56And I'll see you next time.

29:19Oh, my God.

29:49Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?

29:57What are you waiting for?

29:58Upload it to AFV.com.

30:07Hey, Alfonso!

30:10Hey, Alfonso!

30:12Give us some more cat videos.

30:15Okay, Rylan and Julio, you want more cat videos?

30:18I have some that are purr-fect.

30:29Don't worry.

30:30The cat's not the butt of this joke.

30:32Sometimes we all get so caught up in our favorite show that we forget about the world around us.

30:52Hi.

31:02Hi.

31:03Yeah.

31:05Say hi to everybody.

31:06Hi.

31:07Hello.

31:09Hi.

31:10Hi.

31:11Hi.

31:12Ow.

31:14He has the hunting instinct of a panther, but the timing of a regular old house cat.

31:19Meow.

31:20Meow.

31:21Meow.

31:22Meow.

31:23Meow.

31:24Meow.

31:25Meow.

31:40Excuse me, ma'am.

31:41Are you supposed to be doing that?

31:43What she lacks in stealth, she makes up for in speed.

31:45Ooh!

31:47And it feels this good, a regular purr just ain't gonna cut it.

32:17Cats hate water, even when it's on the other side of the glass.

32:30You know what the world needs now? A pig that hates selfies.

32:35Come on, do selfie with me. Come on.

32:40I hope you've enjoyed A Pig That Hates Selfies.

32:47People are fascinated with dinosaurs because they looked cool and were all big and scary.

32:53But what did they really accomplish?

32:55I mean, just imagine if they'd invented smartphones.

32:58Instead of being on the air for 36 years, we could have been on the air for 66 million years.

33:03You know, if they also invented a television.

33:06You know, maybe I'm being a little too critical.

33:10Hmm. This looks like a make two trips kind of situation.

33:14I'm not really sure about you.

33:17They get in a go-kart crash before the go-kart's even been assembled.

33:29Hey, remember the 90s?

33:43Boneheads just look more artsy in black and white.

33:57This is why playtime and lay concrete time should be two different times.

34:13Hey, get off.

34:15If there's no takers for frisbee, how about ring toss?

34:31Judging by where he's standing, he's not used to coaching lefties.

34:45Oh!

34:47Oh!

34:49Oh!

34:50Oh!

34:51Oh!

34:52Oh!

34:53Oh!

34:54Oh!

34:55Oh!

34:56Oh!

34:57Oh!

34:58Here, kitty kitty!

35:00Oh, I'm not calling for a lost cat.

35:02I'm calling for cat videos.

35:03Because cats aren't just finicky furballs of fun.

35:06They're also tonight's Assignment America.

35:08Yes, we want to see your frisky felines

35:10and the calamities they cause

35:11with their tails and their teeth

35:13and their cute little paws.

35:15Just tell them more.

35:17Is your cat knocking stuff off the table?

35:19Is he hiding your new socks in the litter box?

35:22Well, your rodent-chasing roommate

35:23might also fetch you some cash,

35:25maybe even 20 or 100 grand.

35:27Just upload the video to AFV.com.

35:29For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.

35:32Get us your cat video and you could get some major money.

35:35I'm not kidding.

35:36Get it?

35:42We've had lots of fun by any account.

35:44Now we're going to hand out cash in a crazy amount.

35:47Let's meet our finalists.

35:48First up, golfing with friends, what could go wrong?

35:51Unless your friend has a fake snake that he brings along.

35:54It's not par for the course sent in by Jalen Carson

35:57from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

36:01Oh, look out!

36:02Got it!

36:02Look out!

36:03Look out!

36:03Snake!

36:06Watching a woman with a fake snake tied to her hoodie

36:08can turn anyone into a golf fan.

36:14I'm starting to think these guys are trying

36:16to discourage their wives from golfing.

36:18Joining us are Katie and Ryan.

36:25So your friend Jalen, who you were golfing with that day,

36:28set you up for this prank by clipping a fake snake

36:31to your hoodie.

36:33Katie, what was going through your mind

36:34as you were sprinting across all those tee boxes?

36:38I cannot tell you how real it felt.

36:40So I don't watch a lot of those snake prank videos.

36:43I had no idea how they did it.

36:44And we were on the 18th hole, so we'd been having fun all day.

36:48And all of a sudden, this snake will not stop chasing me.

36:51And it seemed like there was, like, venom coming out of its mouth.

36:56It seemed like it was spraying me.

36:58And we don't have a lot of snakes in this part of South Dakota

37:00like that, but it seemed so real.

37:02And I totally trusted these friends, so it was crazy.

37:06We're happy that you finally realized that it was a fake.

37:09Yeah.

37:10So good luck.

37:12Thanks.

37:13All right, all right.

37:14Next up, a portable alarm you can keep in your purse.

37:19It seemed like a good idea, but it couldn't have been worse.

37:22It's Drive You Insane Keychain,

37:24sent in by Sherry Cooley from Dalton, Illinois.

37:29She has no idea why her keychain is buzzing like crazy,

37:32but she's determined to make it stop.

37:37Oof.

37:37Now, toss that hunk of junk.

37:39Never think about it again.

37:48Joining us are Sherry and Ariana.

37:50Now, the question on everyone's mind,

37:53Ariana, did you ever get that keychain to stop chirping?

37:57No.

37:58I threw it in the trash, and I drove off.

38:00Yeah.

38:01Yeah.

38:02Well, now, Sherry, how did you react when you discovered the video on your doorbell camera?

38:07I said, this has to be on America's Funniest Video.

38:11We have to send this in.

38:13See?

38:14See?

38:14You a smart woman.

38:15You a smart woman.

38:16You know.

38:16Yes, yes.

38:17You know a good video when you see one.

38:19Well, I'm just glad you sent us the video instead of that keychain, okay?

38:24Yes.

38:25All right.

38:25Good luck, y'all.

38:28Finally, girl or boy, it shouldn't matter,

38:30but dad can't hide his excitement at finding out it's the latter.

38:34It's Boy Oh Boy, Dad's Filled With Joy,

38:36sent in by Caitlin Hernandez from Clarkston, Michigan.

38:41I heard no.

38:42Oh, my God.

38:44Joining us are Caitlin, Arthur, and Sonny.

39:02So, Arthur, Caitlin told the producers that actually both of you were hoping for a girl.

39:08So, why were you so excited to find out it was a boy?

39:10We were hoping for a girl, but we had a feeling it was going to be a boy.

39:15And as soon as we saw the blue sprinkles come out, I don't know.

39:19I just kind of lost it, man.

39:21And look at that!

39:21Look at that!

39:23Well, that was very cool.

39:24Well, I'm curious to see how excited he gets if you guys win tonight.

39:28That's what I'm excited about.

39:30Yeah.

39:31All right.

39:31Well, good luck, y'all.

39:32Good luck.

39:33All right.

39:34We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.

39:36But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention.

40:06Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prize.

40:20There's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.

40:24Here we go.

40:25Our third place $4,000 winner is...

40:29Drive You Insane Keychain, sent in by Sherry Cooley from Jolton, Illinois.

40:34Yes!

40:35Thank you!

40:37And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's funniest home video is...

40:43Not Par for the Course, sent in by Jalen Carlson from Sioux Falls, Sacramento.

40:48We have Katie and Ryan.

40:52Yes!

40:54Congratulations!

40:54Well, be honest.

40:56Have you forgiven Jalen for the fake snake yet, or is there a revenge plan in the works?

41:03There will be a revenge plan, but they're still our really good friends.

41:07Okay, well, you better make sure you send us that video, okay?

41:11We will.

41:11Absolutely, absolutely.

41:13Well, Jalen couldn't be here today.

41:14I understand he had to take his fake snake to a fake veterinarian.

41:19Yep.

41:19Well, congratulations.

41:21You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.

41:25Congratulations.

41:28That's our show, which proves all good things must come to an end.

41:33Come to think of it, all bad things must come to an end, too, which is a good thing.

41:37See you next time, and remember, send your video to me.

41:39You might win 20 Gs.

41:41Good night, y'all.

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