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00:00:00Oh my god, what have you got on your face?
00:00:03What are you doing to yourself?
00:00:05Haven't you ever gone to the beautician where they put lead light on your face?
00:00:08No, before.
00:00:09One's for wrinkles, one's for collage.
00:00:11What are you trying to be, 15?
00:00:13Well, you've got to look after your skin, mate.
00:00:15This year, there's going to be a new Anastasia.
00:00:18Why? What's wrong with the old one?
00:00:20Plenty.
00:00:22Every year in Australia...
00:00:24Wait, what?
00:00:25TV reaches millions of us.
00:00:27Wait, wait, wait, what?
00:00:28Oh, that's a twist. I didn't see this coming.
00:00:31But have you ever wondered what other people were watching?
00:00:34Yes.
00:00:35Oh, I'm suddenly interested.
00:00:37Find out what people thought about what was on in 2025.
00:00:41We don't need that. Or do we need that?
00:00:43This is going to be so good.
00:00:45What a stupid concept. I'm so excited.
00:00:47This year, we watched plenty of great TV.
00:00:51Woohoo!
00:00:52We loved our dating shows.
00:00:54Let's go maths, baby.
00:00:55We are about to dive into some radioactive trash.
00:00:58Finally, a show on television that actually people find love.
00:01:01Feasted on delicious food programs...
00:01:03Oh, look at that.
00:01:04Oh, bring on the chilli.
00:01:06You could do that, Kate, I reckon.
00:01:07She could not do that.
00:01:08I could do that.
00:01:09And were delighted by wildlife documentaries.
00:01:12He's 99.
00:01:13Can we get him indoors? Why is he outside in the cold?
00:01:27This morning, it was raining and I saw Dad standing fully nude in the rain and Dad has applied shampoo on his head and he's washing his hair off in the rain.
00:01:36Wait, wait, wait. What time was that?
00:01:38In the morning.
00:01:39We have the backyard camera now.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:42Oh, you're gone.
00:01:43Wait, wait, wait. I actually want to see you.
00:01:47This year, things got pretty wild.
00:01:51Starting with the finale of Channel 10's...
00:01:53I'm a celebrity! Get me out here!
00:01:56We're gonna find out who wins!
00:01:58For me to win would mean the world.
00:02:00Sam Friday.
00:02:01Sam Friday.
00:02:02He used to play for the Broncos.
00:02:03This has been such a wild ride.
00:02:05You know Maddie J?
00:02:06Maddie was quite funny.
00:02:07Queen of the Jungle.
00:02:08Reggie!
00:02:09I love Reggie.
00:02:10How's the heart rate right now, first of all?
00:02:12Oh, they do ask a lot of silly questions.
00:02:14Oh, yeah.
00:02:15Does it feel super empty?
00:02:16How are you gonna feel if you win? What are you gonna do?
00:02:17How does it feel eating all those donkey penises and everything?
00:02:20What do you think, Robert? Try one.
00:02:22The winner of I'm a Celebrity. Get me out of here for 2025.
00:02:26Sam!
00:02:29Sam!
00:02:30Sam!
00:02:32King Sam!
00:02:33Look at that fugly thing. Pop it on your head.
00:02:35I'm not sure it's worth it for that crowd, to be honest.
00:02:37Then in March on SBS, we tuned in to another season of...
00:02:41Alone.
00:02:42This is where they take them out and they drop them off somewhere.
00:02:45A ploy!
00:02:46And this season, the show returned to Tasmania.
00:02:49I betcha they're up at Mount Wellington.
00:02:50You reckon?
00:02:51No, they weren't at one of Hobart's main tourist attractions.
00:02:54Or down south, like where Salamanca is.
00:02:56No, they weren't at the markets.
00:02:58We're in the wild parts of Western Tasmania.
00:03:01Do you think we'll be able to survive in the wild?
00:03:03Definitely not me.
00:03:04Maybe Dad?
00:03:05What?
00:03:06I'm street smart.
00:03:07Where's the streets in the bush?
00:03:09Where a new batch of contestants made their way into the wilderness.
00:03:13All by myself, I wanna be...
00:03:18Can we watch the show?
00:03:19Okay.
00:03:20And we met some of Australia's best survivalists, starting with Muzza.
00:03:24Like, I'm just an Aussie bush bloke.
00:03:26Muzza!
00:03:27I've been bitten by foxes and possums.
00:03:29Muzza!
00:03:30I got attacked by a koala bear.
00:03:32Muzza!
00:03:33I've actually been knocked out by a kangaroo.
00:03:35Muzza!
00:03:36I got bitten by a crocodile.
00:03:38This guy, honestly, is a shit bushman.
00:03:41We also met Yonkey, who did this.
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:45She's tongue in the tree.
00:03:47It's disgusting.
00:03:48A man could have gone there and peed on it.
00:03:50Or a monkey.
00:03:51A monkey in Tasmania?
00:03:52No.
00:03:53You don't wanna be too close to the water just in case crocodiles come.
00:03:57A crocodile in Tasmania?
00:03:59No.
00:04:00Tassie devil?
00:04:01That's more like it.
00:04:02Tassie devils are extinct now.
00:04:04They're only in the zoos.
00:04:05And finally, there was Salid.
00:04:07I've been deaf since birth.
00:04:08She's deaf.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10Who used a cochlear implant to teach us all a new trick.
00:04:14There's so much noise out there.
00:04:16Oh, I love the fact that she can just turn it off.
00:04:19I'd love to be able to just flick it off.
00:04:21Wouldn't we all?
00:04:22Obama!
00:04:24That was probably my highlight of the year.
00:04:27But back on Channel 10...
00:04:29Survivor!
00:04:31Yay!
00:04:32Sarah, Survivor's on!
00:04:34Hold on, I'm coming with my jalapenos!
00:04:37Shit.
00:04:38This year, the two tribes were split in two.
00:04:40Brains versus brawn.
00:04:42We can't call them smart and dumb.
00:04:44What can we call them?
00:04:45What's brawn mean?
00:04:46We know which of those two camps you're in with that question.
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:50And it was a season of big challenges.
00:04:51What is that?
00:04:52All the blokes are like, we've got you.
00:04:54We've got you.
00:04:55God, I had to go to gynecologist today too.
00:04:57Mum!
00:04:58And big characters.
00:04:59Oh, he's actually wearing it.
00:05:00He's wearing it.
00:05:01He's actually wearing it.
00:05:02Literally.
00:05:03Aren't you meant to hide the idol?
00:05:04Just put my hands in the tree and found it.
00:05:06I got an idol!
00:05:08This is why lebs always get done and go to jail.
00:05:12Hello!
00:05:13Every time they do something, they just want to flaunt it.
00:05:16Then, when the two tribes merged...
00:05:18Whoopee-doo-dah!
00:05:19...there was one target in everyone's sights.
00:05:22Paulie.
00:05:23Paulie.
00:05:24Paulie.
00:05:25Paulie.
00:05:26Paulie's how we say in the game.
00:05:28A bit.
00:05:29But the jungle rat Miles had an idol of his own.
00:05:32What the?
00:05:33And a plan.
00:05:34I want to make myself a new buddy.
00:05:36He's saving Paulie.
00:05:37So I'm going to play this for Paulie.
00:05:39Miles, you sneaky little bastard.
00:05:41He's played that absolutely perfect.
00:05:43He's robbing Petey to pay Paulie.
00:05:45And Miles' rat cunning took him all the way to the final two,
00:05:49to plead his case to the jury.
00:05:51I survived by humbling myself and playing the poor little bottom boy.
00:05:54Bottom boy?
00:05:55He stole your title.
00:05:56Then it was time for the jury to vote for the sole...
00:05:59Okay, hurry up.
00:06:00Stop talking.
00:06:01Just hurry up.
00:06:02We haven't got all day.
00:06:03I want to go to the toilet.
00:06:04Alright, sorry.
00:06:05I'm going to read the votes.
00:06:06I'll read the votes, Jono.
00:06:07Oh my gosh, I'm nervous.
00:06:08I'm actually nervous.
00:06:09First vote.
00:06:10Miles.
00:06:12Miles only get the one vote.
00:06:14Miles.
00:06:15Oh shit, he might get two.
00:06:16Miles.
00:06:17Oh shit!
00:06:18No way, no way, no way!
00:06:19When an Australian survivor brings versus Braun.
00:06:22He knows!
00:06:23He's done it!
00:06:24Miles has actually done it!
00:06:25Miles.
00:06:26Miles, baby!
00:06:27Miles!
00:06:28Miles, baby!
00:06:31Oh, the bottom boy becomes the top.
00:06:34That was so good.
00:06:36So good.
00:06:37I'm going to go in the next one.
00:06:38How are you going to live 40 days without a beer?
00:06:40Well, maybe I won't go on it.
00:06:42I don't want it.
00:06:43Mmm.
00:06:54Oh my god!
00:06:55Ah!
00:06:56What's wrong with her?
00:06:57Oh my god, there's a mouse!
00:06:58A mouse?
00:06:59No.
00:07:00There's a small grey mouse.
00:07:01There, there, there, there, there!
00:07:02Ah!
00:07:03There, there, there, there, there, there!
00:07:04Ah!
00:07:05Don't, don't, don't, don't!
00:07:07Ah!
00:07:08Ah!
00:07:09Don't put this diseased mouse...
00:07:10Oh my gosh!
00:07:11It's just a marshmallow!
00:07:12It's just a marshmallow!
00:07:13It's just a marshmallow!
00:07:14Oh my gosh!
00:07:15No, no, no, no!
00:07:16We got up close with all sorts of wildlife in 2025...
00:07:20Animal Show!
00:07:21Yeah!
00:07:22Yeah!
00:07:23Yeah!
00:07:24Yeah!
00:07:25On Disney Plus, we watched...
00:07:28A Bug's Lie.
00:07:29Oh, the classic movie.
00:07:31A real Bug's Lie.
00:07:34Where we were confronted by...
00:07:36The heavily armed fiddler crab.
00:07:38Fiddler crab.
00:07:39If you fiddled yourself with that, you'd bloody chop it off.
00:07:41These guys have hard, protective exoskeletons.
00:07:45He's done a lot of fiddling.
00:07:46He's worked...
00:07:47He's worked it up that much.
00:07:49Obviously, he's right-handed.
00:07:50Then, on 10, Amanda Keller narrated...
00:07:53Airborne!
00:07:54...where we watched...
00:07:55This black-backed jackal pair.
00:07:57Similar to Jad, but he's a jackass.
00:07:59Jackass.
00:08:01As it went hunting for...
00:08:03Helmeted guinea fowl.
00:08:04That's getting the family bucket right there.
00:08:07Dad is the perfect distraction.
00:08:09They focus on Dad while Mum...
00:08:11She's gonna go from behind.
00:08:12Greek style.
00:08:13With strong legs to accelerate quickly.
00:08:16Here she goes.
00:08:17She's on the chase.
00:08:18You think LeBron's got a leap?
00:08:19Watch this guy.
00:08:20She explodes into the air.
00:08:23Oh, baby!
00:08:24I told you!
00:08:26Oh, I really, really enjoyed that.
00:08:30Yeah, nice.
00:08:31Amanda did a good job, I think.
00:08:32Well, she's reading from a book.
00:08:33It's not like, you know...
00:08:34Is she?
00:08:35Yeah, well, she wouldn't know all that.
00:08:36You'd have to read it from somewhere.
00:08:38Then...
00:08:39Experience a world beyond imagination.
00:08:42On Apple TV, we thought we heard a familiar voice on...
00:08:45To the secret lives of animals.
00:08:49Is this David or not David this one?
00:08:51It wasn't.
00:08:52Hugh Bonneville.
00:08:53They've got budget, David.
00:08:54But we still met this frog that can make itself disappear.
00:08:57He shrinks many of his organs...
00:09:00He shrinks his organs?!
00:09:02To a third of their original size.
00:09:05That is crazy.
00:09:07Oh, we all do that when we put ourselves into Spanx.
00:09:09Same, same.
00:09:10So he all but disappears.
00:09:12I didn't know that.
00:09:14I know that.
00:09:15The teacher told me that kindergarten was from Starbucks.
00:09:20Really?
00:09:21Yep.
00:09:22One goggleboxer seemed to have all the answers.
00:09:24He's not even wet.
00:09:26His special water-repellent scales acts like his very own scuba tank.
00:09:32No, he's got air, so he's not actually even wet.
00:09:36I did it!
00:09:37But back on Disney Plus...
00:09:39All life began.
00:09:41Stop it.
00:09:42It's happening.
00:09:43In the deep blue sea.
00:09:45The man with the golden voice.
00:09:47The voice of nature.
00:09:48Yep, we got the real thing.
00:09:50It's David Attenborough!
00:09:52Yeah, baby!
00:09:54Ocean with David Attenborough!
00:09:57After living for nearly a hundred years on this planet.
00:10:00He's 99.
00:10:02Can we get him indoors?
00:10:03Why is he outside in the cold?
00:10:04I now understand as I approach the end of my life.
00:10:07Shit, have a break, mate.
00:10:09Enjoy life.
00:10:10No.
00:10:11Let the man retire.
00:10:12He hasn't got enough super.
00:10:13The most important place on earth is not on land.
00:10:17Are we talking oceans here?
00:10:19This show's called Ocean.
00:10:20Oh, is it?
00:10:21Everything and everyone that relies on this community could be in trouble.
00:10:26I get so stressed when he starts talking to us like this, like I need to apologise.
00:10:29We must first open our eyes to what is happening below the waves.
00:10:34Here we go.
00:10:35Hold your breath.
00:10:36Oh, what have we done?
00:10:37Few of us imagine this.
00:10:39What?
00:10:42It's a net!
00:10:44A modern industrial bottom trawler scours the ocean floor.
00:10:48Oh my gosh!
00:10:50It's the most wasteful way to fish.
00:10:52Over three quarters of a tallest catch may be thrown away.
00:10:57That's unbelievable, isn't it?
00:10:59Who's responsible for this?
00:11:01Humans!
00:11:02Like, what is wrong with us?
00:11:03Ancient seagulls meadows ploughed into silt.
00:11:08That is awful.
00:11:09Humans really stuck this up, hey?
00:11:11I don't know, though.
00:11:12The ocean's been there since the start of time.
00:11:14I know, but man is wrecking it.
00:11:16No, it's gonna be there till the end.
00:11:18Oh, alright.
00:11:19You know more than David Attenborough.
00:11:21We have drained the life from our ocean.
00:11:24Geez, he's fed up, isn't he?
00:11:25That's his fed up face.
00:11:26I would find it hard not to lose hope.
00:11:29David Attenborough has lost hope.
00:11:31Oh, Christ, have he's lost hope?
00:11:32Well, not for the most remarkable discovery.
00:11:35Oh, he's given us some life.
00:11:37The ocean can recover faster than we had ever thought possible.
00:11:41Thank goodness.
00:11:42This area was fished intensively with nets and traps.
00:11:47Please tell me it's a reserve now.
00:11:49The decision was made, it would be a marine reserve.
00:11:53There we go.
00:11:54More of this, please.
00:11:58In just five years, the forests were once again flourishing.
00:12:03Five years.
00:12:04So we could bring life back to our oceans in just a few short years.
00:12:08A thriving, bustling neighborhood.
00:12:11Well, I worry David doesn't have five years to see the ocean rebuild itself.
00:12:14And the larger a female spiny lobster can grow...
00:12:17The better it tastes.
00:12:18A bit of butter.
00:12:19Mwah!
00:12:20They're also delicious with garlic.
00:12:22Oh my God, am I the problem?
00:12:24Even if we save the sea, we save our world.
00:12:29Yeah, well said, David.
00:12:32We are now one documentary closer to the last Attenborough documentary.
00:12:36Who is going to take over from David Attenborough?
00:12:39I'm sure that nothing is more important.
00:12:42What if I told you there was a solution?
00:12:44You?
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Alright, let's do it.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:48As you can see, there's some sick looking reef here.
00:12:50It's like mad colours, like neons, like when you're driving through the cross.
00:12:53Look at that octopus, that's pretty hectic.
00:12:55I had that at a Greek restaurant last week.
00:13:00You know what?
00:13:01You're not quite David Attenborough, but I'd watch you.
00:13:03You're David Attenborough.
00:13:05So Kate, 30 years, can you believe we've been married?
00:13:20Yeah, yeah.
00:13:2130 years.
00:13:22High fives.
00:13:23Oh yeah, yeah, okay.
00:13:24Get it in Millie.
00:13:25Get it in Millie.
00:13:26Come on Mill.
00:13:27Oh, I'm pluckering up.
00:13:28Coffee.
00:13:29I'm ready.
00:13:30Don't lose Millie.
00:13:31There we go.
00:13:32Yep.
00:13:33In 2025, love was in the air.
00:13:35And I'll be the first one to say, ew.
00:13:40Ew.
00:13:41And dating shows were once again all over our screens.
00:13:45But on Disney Plus, we got a new spin on an old format.
00:13:49We watched the Indian one and the Jewish one.
00:13:54Yeah, this is the Muslim one.
00:13:56And it took us on a first date unlike anything we'd ever seen.
00:13:59Hi.
00:14:00Welcome to Houston.
00:14:01I've never been to an appliance store before.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04Trust the Lembos to frickin' have a first date looking at white goods.
00:14:09This is the one I have at home.
00:14:10This is like porn in some parts of the Middle East.
00:14:13Habibi, I wanna buy a washer dryer.
00:14:15Oh, tell me more.
00:14:16I think he's...
00:14:18Oh, she's giggly.
00:14:20I feel like these two are a good match.
00:14:21Maybe we can go to JB.
00:14:23High five for a next date.
00:14:24Fantastic furniture's just up the road.
00:14:26Fair.
00:14:27On Netflix, we met some senior citizens looking for an autumnal romance.
00:14:32The later daters.
00:14:33Oh, it's a dating show.
00:14:35For people who are over 55.
00:14:36I love that.
00:14:37And they're cheap dates because you've got senior citizen cards and you get discounts everywhere.
00:14:41Definitely the potbelly's a no-go.
00:14:43Teeth are important.
00:14:44I love big lips.
00:14:46Nice arms are important.
00:14:47I like a physically fit man.
00:14:49I also like someone who values hygiene.
00:14:54I can see your nipple.
00:14:56But then we met a niece who showed us that some people are evergreen.
00:15:00I'm a niece.
00:15:01I'm 62.
00:15:02What?
00:15:0362?
00:15:04She looks better than us.
00:15:05You know what they say?
00:15:06Black don't crack.
00:15:09Let's go have some fun.
00:15:10Whoever gets her is going to be one lucky man.
00:15:13Mayday.
00:15:14Would ya?
00:15:15What?
00:15:16Would ya?
00:15:17I don't know.
00:15:19I would.
00:15:21Still on Netflix, we watch the US version of an Australian heart warmer.
00:15:25It's the American version of Love on the Spectrum.
00:15:28The most wholesome show on television.
00:15:30My name's Adan.
00:15:31Hi, Adan.
00:15:32Today, I am going to meet up with my lovely lady, Danny Bowman.
00:15:38Oh, we know this girl from last season.
00:15:41Yes.
00:15:42The boss is in love.
00:15:43He's in love.
00:15:44Oh, shut up.
00:15:46You know what he's doing, ain't he?
00:15:47Yeah.
00:15:48Free stitches.
00:15:49I made it with love.
00:15:51Wow.
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:53Oh my goodness.
00:15:55Is that a boosery?
00:15:57The first time we laid eyes on each other.
00:16:01Oh.
00:16:02It's a book of photos of their dates.
00:16:05We had 30 year anniversary and you didn't do this for me.
00:16:10Aw.
00:16:11Finally, a show on television that actually people find love.
00:16:14And they're kind.
00:16:15Proper love.
00:16:16And they're nice.
00:16:17But as always, there was one dating show that dominated our screens.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:22Yes.
00:16:23Here we are.
00:16:24You know what it is.
00:16:25Woo hoo.
00:16:26Mavs.
00:16:27Let's go Mavs baby.
00:16:28And whether you love it.
00:16:30I love this season of Mavs.
00:16:32Or love to hate it.
00:16:33We are about to dive into some radioactive trash.
00:16:36We could all agree on one thing.
00:16:38You are my friends.
00:16:39I am my friends.
00:16:40Everything that could go wrong is going wrong.
00:16:42It sure did.
00:16:43And a lot of it revolved around one groom.
00:16:46Oh Adrian.
00:16:47Adrian and Athena have been having problems since the get go.
00:16:51Yep.
00:16:52Problems like this.
00:16:54It's the morning of the third dinner party.
00:16:57And one husband is nowhere to be found.
00:17:01Where's Adrian?
00:17:02Then he wrote back.
00:17:03I'm at dinner.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:05By the way.
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:08Sierra was there last night.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:10He went out with Sierra.
00:17:12Not okay.
00:17:13But then at the dinner party.
00:17:15DP time.
00:17:17Oh wow.
00:17:18Oh hello.
00:17:19Sierra had a perfectly innocent explanation.
00:17:22We shared a plate of meat.
00:17:23I bet you did.
00:17:24Then at the following week's DP.
00:17:26Oh hello.
00:17:27We learned that romance isn't dead.
00:17:30Have you guys gone out for a nice dinner?
00:17:33Yeah of course.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Good.
00:17:36We went to Nando's.
00:17:37Oh.
00:17:38But what are you guys laughing at?
00:17:40Nando's sauce is premium.
00:17:41They sell it at our Woolies cars.
00:17:43But Adrian and Athena weren't the only couple making waves.
00:17:47We also loved watching.
00:17:48Lauren and Clint.
00:17:50Lauren was originally paired up with another guy.
00:17:52And two days into their honeymoon he just left and said it wasn't for him.
00:17:55And now they've given her Clint.
00:17:56He's a pro golfer.
00:17:57That's a little bit embarrassing.
00:17:58Embarrassing isn't it?
00:17:59He's in Tasmania.
00:18:00And Lauren taught us a brand new word.
00:18:01Honestly their behaviour at social settings is boganic.
00:18:05Boganic.
00:18:06Boganic.
00:18:07Boganic behaviour.
00:18:08That sounds fancy.
00:18:09Do you think you're better than them?
00:18:12I feel like I'm above them.
00:18:14Sadly Clint and Lauren didn't work out.
00:18:17Leaving the zoo.
00:18:18Oh.
00:18:19Another one bats a dust.
00:18:20But then at the reunion.
00:18:22They're not in love anymore.
00:18:24They're not in love anymore.
00:18:26They're not in love anymore.
00:18:27So we have one successful couple out of ten.
00:18:30There was some big news.
00:18:32Look.
00:18:33Partner swap.
00:18:34Oh that's right Jackie and Clint got together.
00:18:36Clint invited me down to Tasmania.
00:18:38And that ain't a euphemism.
00:18:40Now I'm moving in with Clint.
00:18:42You're moving in?
00:18:43Oh my god they're deluded and blind.
00:18:45Hey I'm Clint.
00:18:46How are ya?
00:18:47And we all learnt a valuable lesson.
00:18:49It has been 12 seasons of maps.
00:18:52And just when we thought.
00:18:53We couldn't get any worse at our jobs.
00:18:56We brought you lot together.
00:18:57And for those of you walking away single.
00:18:59It's probably on you.
00:19:01I say this every time.
00:19:03But this was my favourite season of maps.
00:19:05Just does not disappoint.
00:19:07I forgot how gross that makes me feel after I watched it.
00:19:12Correct.
00:19:13I'm gonna have to up the pressure on my shower again.
00:19:30At the start of the year.
00:19:31Anastasia had gastric sleeve surgery.
00:19:33The doctor said to me.
00:19:35When you're having your liquids and whatever.
00:19:37If it doesn't fit through a straw.
00:19:39You're not allowed to have it.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41And I asked how big does a straw have to be.
00:19:43But unfortunately for Anastasia.
00:19:46We watched a lot of shows that made us go.
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:49Oh.
00:19:50Oh.
00:19:51Threaty to me.
00:19:52Oh my god.
00:19:53Oh.
00:19:54Oh.
00:19:55Oh yeah.
00:19:56I can't look.
00:19:57Order that juice.
00:19:58Oh.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00It's incredible.
00:20:01We get it.
00:20:02Geez we're making some real not safe for work sounds.
00:20:04What are you guys watching there?
00:20:05Nothing.
00:20:06On Channel 7.
00:20:07MKR's back baby.
00:20:09We watched the latest batch of ordinary Aussies trying their best.
00:20:13I am a nutritionist.
00:20:15She's indigenous.
00:20:16A nutritionist.
00:20:18Oh.
00:20:19But the celebrity chefs on SBS Food took us on a trip around the world.
00:20:24Starting in the Torres Strait with Norni Berro.
00:20:27Oh Norni.
00:20:28That's what mum will look like soon.
00:20:30And we're going to be making our river mint octopus today.
00:20:34She's taken after the Greeks an outdoor kitchen.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:39I can't laugh.
00:20:40So in my mortar and pestle I've got my coriander here because I want to add a little bit of flavour.
00:20:45Oh bring on the chilli.
00:20:46Is there a bigger chilli fan in Australia than me Kate?
00:20:49I love chilli more than you.
00:20:50I put it on chicken and I put it on steak.
00:20:52Sweet chilli is not chilli.
00:20:53Sweet chilli is not chilli.
00:20:54What is sweet chilli if it ain't chilli?
00:20:56And now I'm going to add this to my octopus.
00:20:59Don't wipe your eyes now sis.
00:21:00I've got a bad story about chilli.
00:21:02You wiped your nuts didn't you?
00:21:04Uh huh.
00:21:05We also sailed the Mediterranean on Judy loves culinary cruise.
00:21:09And stopped off at one of its hidden gems.
00:21:11Montenegro.
00:21:12Monta what?
00:21:13What's she call me?
00:21:14And this is my fennel and white wine mussels.
00:21:17I'm going to just put this out there.
00:21:19I reckon I can do this.
00:21:21This is remedial.
00:21:22It is not remedial.
00:21:24You could do that Kate I reckon.
00:21:26She could not do that in a million years.
00:21:28Mum could do that.
00:21:29Like she'll burn the shells and stuff it up but she'll do it.
00:21:31Next we took a field trip with the always strapping Curtis Stone.
00:21:36He must be struggling in his career.
00:21:38Why?
00:21:39Because he's on SBS.
00:21:40And explored one of our favourite cities.
00:21:42Honkers.
00:21:43I love Hong Kong.
00:21:45I love Hong Kong.
00:21:46I love Hong Kong.
00:21:47I've been to Singapore.
00:21:48It's great.
00:21:49I love Singapore.
00:21:50They weren't in Singapore.
00:21:51Been to the airport in Singapore but not outside.
00:21:53Nah.
00:21:54Yeah, anyway.
00:21:55We stepped inside a Hong Kong restaurant.
00:21:57Give me a Pad Thai any day.
00:21:59Oh, that's one of my favourites.
00:22:00A Hong Kong restaurant.
00:22:02I know a Vietnamese word.
00:22:03Oh, whatever.
00:22:04So what have we got?
00:22:05So, we have the tofu in deep-fried style.
00:22:08Uh-huh.
00:22:11Yum.
00:22:12You can make the best tofu and sell to the customer.
00:22:15I know a lot of people are going to say that tofu is blech.
00:22:18Tofu is blech.
00:22:19But tofu is shit.
00:22:21That looks yummy to me.
00:22:22It's really good.
00:22:23Tell your face that it's really good.
00:22:26And from cooking royalty to royalty cooking.
00:22:29We watched the Netflix lifestyle series that had the whole world talking.
00:22:33With love.
00:22:34Megan.
00:22:35Is this Megan as in Megan Markle?
00:22:37It sure was.
00:22:38I don't like her.
00:22:39And we weren't big fans of her cooking either.
00:22:41You put the dry pasta in.
00:22:43You pour boiling water on top.
00:22:45And that's it.
00:22:46That's not her invention.
00:22:47I've seen that done before.
00:22:48Yeah, it's a TikTok trend.
00:22:50That's not how you cook pasta.
00:22:52Speaking from the lasagna you made the other day that was still raw.
00:22:56Sorry.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:00I need some lemon zest.
00:23:02I can't see because I'm biased because I don't like her.
00:23:05She took Harry away from his family.
00:23:07But he's nowhere to be seen.
00:23:09She's making shows on TV.
00:23:10So she's getting on with her freaking life.
00:23:12And yet stopped her husband from.
00:23:14Oh, I've got that zest.
00:23:15They're exactly the same.
00:23:16And on Disney Plus's No Taste Like Home,
00:23:19Anthony Porowski braved the food.
00:23:21In England.
00:23:22I feel sorry for the Brits.
00:23:27The weather's really bad.
00:23:29They have the worst food.
00:23:31Their accent sucks.
00:23:33Like they've got nothing going on for them other than David Beckham.
00:23:36Well, they also had this episode's celebrity guest.
00:23:39Florence Pugh.
00:23:40Is Florence Pugh going to be on this episode?
00:23:43Love her dearly.
00:23:44And we got a look at a prized Pugh family recipe.
00:23:47This ancient dish has been passed down in the family for generations.
00:23:51What are they making?
00:23:52It's got mince.
00:23:53It's English.
00:23:54It's been passed down in generations.
00:23:56Lasagna.
00:23:57Tacos?
00:23:58There's the potato.
00:24:00It's a bloody shepherd's pie.
00:24:02We're going to make it shepherd's pie.
00:24:04Shepherd's pie is about the only good thing that English do, isn't it?
00:24:07Oh, look at that.
00:24:08Give me a spoon.
00:24:09Get in my tummy.
00:24:10Well, you try to cook the meat first, Keith.
00:24:12Eating raw meat's not good for you.
00:24:13No, I wouldn't understand.
00:24:14Knowing how much every meal means in this family has only made me more eager to taste our lunch.
00:24:19All those beautiful layers.
00:24:21Layers?
00:24:22There's only two layers.
00:24:23It's the meat and the potato.
00:24:24Then we headed north to sample the food in Florence's ancestral town.
00:24:29Frisk.
00:24:30Frisk.
00:24:31What if you can't say T-H?
00:24:32I'm in trouble.
00:24:33You can't say your own name properly.
00:24:34You want to say Keith.
00:24:35Keith.
00:24:36It's Keith.
00:24:37Keith.
00:24:38No, you're saying Keith.
00:24:39Oh, forget it.
00:24:40They should have named you John.
00:24:41But instead got stuck climbing her family tree.
00:24:44Your great-great-great-grandfather.
00:24:47Great-great-great-grandfather.
00:24:48So it was her grandfather's father.
00:24:53Great-great-great-grandfather.
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:56Or, hang on.
00:24:57No.
00:24:58A toast to all the ancestors.
00:24:59Cheers.
00:25:00Cheers.
00:25:01I love the show.
00:25:02I thought it was really different to a normal, boring cooking show.
00:25:06Her father, his father was a grandparent to the son.
00:25:11And I'd like to say thanks for the love of food, guys.
00:25:14Her great-great-grand...
00:25:17So her dad's dad, it was his grandfather.
00:25:24It was three great-grandfathers of her.
00:25:28So her great-grandfather is not her grandfather.
00:25:32The next one up is the great...
00:25:34So her father, then her grandfather is her father's father.
00:25:40Then that father was the grandfather's...
00:25:43Was her great-grandfather.
00:25:45And then there was another great-grandfather.
00:25:47And then another, yeah.
00:25:48The next one.
00:25:49The next one.
00:25:50The next one.
00:25:51The next one.
00:25:52The next one.
00:25:53The next one.
00:25:54The next one.
00:25:55The next one.
00:25:56The next one.
00:25:57The next one.
00:25:58Jared, did you just roll off the plane from Mardi Gras?
00:26:01Honestly, I have...
00:26:02These are the only clean clothes I have.
00:26:03Jared, I don't know where to look.
00:26:04When you...
00:26:05At my eyes, please.
00:26:06At my eyes.
00:26:07This is for Sydney.
00:26:09This is for Brisbane.
00:26:10Crime Time on SBS in April was a show all about transport infrastructure.
00:26:17Sydney is on a mission.
00:26:18Sydney has the worst infrastructure I've ever seen in my life.
00:26:23Congested roads.
00:26:24Roads are just useless.
00:26:26Traffic congestion.
00:26:27The traffic is disgusting.
00:26:29Well, there's some good things about Sydney.
00:26:31The Harbour Bridge.
00:26:32There's too much water around.
00:26:34And beautiful beaches.
00:26:35Bondi Beach stinks.
00:26:37Alright, we get it.
00:26:38You're from Melbourne.
00:26:39But Sydney has tried to fix those problems with a massive infrastructure project.
00:26:44By building a new state-of-the-art metro system.
00:26:47Yes!
00:26:48Sick.
00:26:49Jeez, this is exciting.
00:26:50I'm sold.
00:26:51I love rail.
00:26:53Sydney's super tunnel.
00:26:56Love it.
00:26:57Wow.
00:26:58Isn't that what you were when you went down to Mardi Gras?
00:27:00A super tunnel?
00:27:01I've been known by many names.
00:27:02The new city line will dive 40 metres under the surface of Sydney Harbour.
00:27:07A tunnel's underwater?
00:27:08For the first time in Australia, a specialised type of tunnel boring machine.
00:27:14Boring is right.
00:27:15Don't you ever wonder how things are made?
00:27:17No.
00:27:18Called a slurry machine.
00:27:19Called a slurry machine?
00:27:20That sounds like something I've been called a few times.
00:27:22Don't call her that.
00:27:23Bore through the mud and sediment, 40 metres under the surface.
00:27:28Oh!
00:27:29Who cares?
00:27:30Just enjoy technology and the advancement of humanity.
00:27:34No.
00:27:35You should have been an engineer, Kevin.
00:27:37I can't spell engineer.
00:27:39It's a big puzzle and very challenging.
00:27:42The show explored the technical challenges engineers have when digging a hole, such as...
00:27:47The way they're digging, there's going to be so many tunnels.
00:27:51Is there any earth anymore?
00:27:53Don't worry, they won't dig up the whole earth.
00:27:55My God, they're going to create a black hole.
00:27:58A black hole from a train track?
00:28:00Just relax.
00:28:01They're actually worried about moving the big drill machine around.
00:28:04Whoa.
00:28:05Okay, we have five hours now.
00:28:06The road is closed.
00:28:07Need to get the TBM across the road.
00:28:09See, this is what annoys me.
00:28:11Detour.
00:28:12Road closed.
00:28:13We're carefully transported across a busy road.
00:28:16You walk past road works, there's 20 dudes doing nothing.
00:28:19Nothing.
00:28:20Just standing there.
00:28:21Wait till you see inside.
00:28:23With the station box ready, just in time.
00:28:25Look, but they're not doing anything!
00:28:27A large crowd has gathered...
00:28:28The guy's got his phone out!
00:28:30They were waiting for the slurry machine.
00:28:33How beautiful is she?
00:28:34Who's she?
00:28:35We're referring to the machine as a she because she's beautiful.
00:28:38What's her name?
00:28:39Something the slurry.
00:28:40Sarah.
00:28:41No, don't say Sarah.
00:28:43It's been named Kathleen.
00:28:46Called her Kathleen.
00:28:47Oh, the machine does have a name.
00:28:48Yeah.
00:28:49Kathleen!
00:28:50Wasn't it a bloke's name?
00:28:51It's a very big thing.
00:28:52Are they saying most Kathleen's are fat?
00:28:54Kathleen finally broke through underground.
00:28:56Oh, here we go.
00:28:57Big Bertha, here she comes.
00:28:58Oh!
00:28:59It's her!
00:29:00It's her!
00:29:01It's her!
00:29:02It's her Kathleen!
00:29:04Sick!
00:29:05Look at that!
00:29:06Whoa!
00:29:07How amazing is that?
00:29:10Do you know who loves this show?
00:29:11Blokes.
00:29:12That's cool as!
00:29:13Do you know who doesn't love this show?
00:29:15Me.
00:29:16Kathleen wasn't the only slurry.
00:29:17Would be TBM Wendy.
00:29:19Wendy.
00:29:20Is Kathleen on Matt Lee?
00:29:21Probably.
00:29:22TBM Wendy.
00:29:23Come on Wendy!
00:29:24Burst through into the light.
00:29:28Boom!
00:29:29Sick.
00:29:30Wow!
00:29:31There's a lot of nerds out there that love this.
00:29:33Dude, I love this.
00:29:34I'm loving this.
00:29:35Love it.
00:29:36Okay, you just hop on the train and you go and you're gone.
00:29:38Yeah, but I don't care.
00:29:39You've got to see.
00:29:40Okay, how did they make this?
00:29:41Don't care.
00:29:42And this is how you see them with the big drill things.
00:29:44I don't care how the train goes.
00:29:45Just put the train there and I get on it.
00:29:47Central Station.
00:29:48The team face an almost impossible challenge.
00:29:51Building the new metro line underneath the existing station.
00:29:55They've got to build a train station under a train station.
00:29:58That's right.
00:29:59While Central was still active.
00:30:01So it was very important to move quickly.
00:30:04James has been allowed a 48 hour possession.
00:30:07Oh look, but they're not doing anything.
00:30:08They've got 48 hours.
00:30:09They're doing shit.
00:30:10With so much to play for, they're racing time.
00:30:14One dude working.
00:30:16They're making sure everything's safe.
00:30:18The narrow work areas only allow one operation at a time.
00:30:22I've got to get off this.
00:30:23I'm just...
00:30:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:25You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:26You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:27You've got tunnel vision.
00:30:28The ballast trucks dump the last load.
00:30:30And the tamping machine settles the ballast.
00:30:33Tampon machine?
00:30:34A tampon machine?
00:30:35Really?
00:30:36What's going on there?
00:30:37Maybe to sweep up all the oil.
00:30:40I don't know.
00:30:41That's what you call a big weekend.
00:30:44That was unreal.
00:30:45That was one of the coolest shows I've seen.
00:30:47I'd like it if I couldn't sleep.
00:30:49No.
00:30:50And I'd put it on because I'd be out like a light.
00:30:53Have you been on the Metro yet?
00:30:55No, it hasn't opened.
00:30:56It has opened the road.
00:30:57No, it's not open.
00:30:58People are catching it every day, bro.
00:31:00Yeah, but not the ones I want to jump on.
00:31:02Standard.
00:31:04Standard.
00:31:05It hasn't arrived at Bankstown, so it doesn't exist yet.
00:31:21Have one piece.
00:31:24What was that?
00:31:26Is that the ceiling?
00:31:28Your corners.
00:31:29No!
00:31:31Do you believe these?
00:31:32Your corners fell.
00:31:33Just fell off.
00:31:34No!
00:31:35Oh my...what?
00:31:36See what happens when you don't pay the builders cash?
00:31:38See what happens?
00:31:39In 2025, property peaked in Australia, and so did TV, as we got to restoring on the ABC.
00:31:45This is going to be absolute reno porn.
00:31:48Get the moisturiser out.
00:31:49Turn the lights off.
00:31:50And in April, we were in...
00:31:51Melbourne.
00:31:52In particular...
00:31:53Hunt Road.
00:31:54Which runs through...
00:31:55Haran.
00:31:56And...
00:31:57Richmond.
00:31:58And is home to...
00:31:59There's Collingwood's football grand in the background.
00:32:00As well as...
00:32:01New Age yuppies.
00:32:02Plus...
00:32:03We're in a hoddle bridge.
00:32:04We're in a hoddle bridge.
00:32:05We get it.
00:32:06You're from Melbourne.
00:32:07Hunt Road is choked.
00:32:08Busiest road in Melbourne.
00:32:09Hunt Road.
00:32:10Where the namesake punts, once ferried horses and carriages...
00:32:13Oh, I didn't know that.
00:32:14I didn't know that.
00:32:15Hence the word punt.
00:32:16Punt.
00:32:17Punt.
00:32:18With a P.
00:32:19Melbourne used to be full of punts.
00:32:20Whereas now, it's full of um...
00:32:22Melburnian.
00:32:24And it's where we met...
00:32:26Steph and Paul Ryan.
00:32:28I feel like I know that bloke.
00:32:30Dude, he looks like every person ever.
00:32:32He looks like both you and me.
00:32:35And they had...
00:32:36A monster house on busy punt road.
00:32:38How are they affording a house like that in Melbourne?
00:32:40It helps when it's...
00:32:41It's an absolute shithole.
00:32:43We have a million dollars to do everything that needs to be done.
00:32:46How do you have a million bucks to do everything?
00:32:48They work hard and they save.
00:32:49Bullshit.
00:32:50It's a lot of money that we have to borrow to get this done.
00:32:53Or what, from mum and dad?
00:32:54But the reno wasn't to everyone's liking.
00:32:56Where's the stove top?
00:32:58We wanted to live in the original rooms of the house.
00:33:00Where's the sink?
00:33:01In the kitchen.
00:33:02Where's the fridge?
00:33:03Where's the pantry?
00:33:04This is now a room we use all the time.
00:33:06No, it's not.
00:33:07Where's the sort of functioning kitchen?
00:33:09Well, from renovating houses, we then moved to...
00:33:12Selling houses, Australia.
00:33:14Sing it, girl.
00:33:15Not something we need to worry about,
00:33:16because we can't afford housing.
00:33:18Sing it loud and proud.
00:33:20We can't afford it!
00:33:22Well, I'm in Hastings.
00:33:24Where this couple was hoping to sell their house for...
00:33:27That's 750.
00:33:28It looks like the house you build in Monopoly.
00:33:30It is.
00:33:31The hotels.
00:33:32The hotels.
00:33:33Look, it's the Monopoly house.
00:33:34But after a big reno, they're hoping they can get more.
00:33:37Wendy.
00:33:38This is...
00:33:39Wendy Moore!
00:33:40Yay!
00:33:41Wendy Moore!
00:33:42Oh, Wendy Moore on the tools.
00:33:43There she is.
00:33:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, Wendy.
00:33:45That's load-bearing.
00:33:46Wendy Moore.
00:33:47And joining...
00:33:48Wendy Moore.
00:33:49Was...
00:33:50I have to do something out here.
00:33:51Who is this bloke?
00:33:52I have no idea.
00:33:53He's the garden guy.
00:33:54He's been doing it for three years now.
00:33:55Andrew.
00:33:56No.
00:33:57Charlie.
00:33:58No.
00:33:59I'm thinking it's Neil.
00:34:00No.
00:34:01It's not Neil.
00:34:02It's not Scott.
00:34:03Aww.
00:34:04Look at this.
00:34:05That's nice.
00:34:06It feels like it's been styled by the lady that works at Lincraft.
00:34:10And she's got a cousin that works at Spotlight.
00:34:13What?
00:34:14Why are sun poles navy blue, sun poles or orange?
00:34:16No idea.
00:34:17How many more primary colours do you want on the house?
00:34:20Dunno.
00:34:21Why is there so much furniture?
00:34:23Where's the downline?
00:34:24They're good questions.
00:34:25Do they do anything to the other house?
00:34:26Where do they store anything?
00:34:27Where's the heater going?
00:34:28It's not a rug.
00:34:29Where's the TV going?
00:34:30Would you guys help me renovate my house?
00:34:32No.
00:34:33Just stay on topic.
00:34:34Where is this house?
00:34:35You're in Hastings.
00:34:36Ah.
00:34:37Where is Hastings?
00:34:38But the question that mattered most...
00:34:40How much?
00:34:41How much?
00:34:42How much?
00:34:43I reckon they would have spent...
00:34:44What do you reckon?
00:34:45A couple hundred?
00:34:46And they could probably get 1.2 million for it.
00:34:48760.
00:34:49What?
00:34:50760 for all that?
00:34:51Come on.
00:34:52Crack it open.
00:34:53Dude, this is a $200,000 renno.
00:34:55Do the maths.
00:34:56I don't like the numbers.
00:34:57The numbers don't work.
00:34:58You know what this show should be called?
00:35:00Burning houses, because it needs an insurance job.
00:35:03And from selling houses to building houses, Channel 9's Renault Juggernaut was back.
00:35:08Block a clock!
00:35:10Then what room are we doing?
00:35:11Living, dining.
00:35:12And when we looked inside house one, there was one thing everyone noticed.
00:35:16Look how tiny the TV is, man.
00:35:18You might as well just have a phone sitting on the wall.
00:35:20TV has to play a central role.
00:35:22Get a bigger TV.
00:35:23Massive selling point for buyers to be able to look out and watch the family playing.
00:35:27Why do you want to look at your kids?
00:35:29Look at the TV.
00:35:30Who looks outside when they're watching TV?
00:35:32I never look at my backyard when I'm looking at the TV.
00:35:35And as for house two...
00:35:36Cannon can.
00:35:38Wow.
00:35:39Wait a minute.
00:35:40Where's the TV?
00:35:41It's on that left side.
00:35:42Is that on that left side?
00:35:43It shouldn't be on that wall.
00:35:44Wow.
00:35:45This feels great.
00:35:46No.
00:35:47There's no TV there.
00:35:48They're not going to be watching TV like this.
00:35:50Or you'd be sitting like this.
00:35:51And house three...
00:35:52That TV should really be on this wall.
00:35:54No!
00:35:55No!
00:35:56Why?
00:35:57Why?
00:35:58Marty!
00:35:59But as for house five...
00:36:00Oh!
00:36:01Look at the size of the TV.
00:36:03I like this.
00:36:04I love that.
00:36:05I'm blown away, I'm speechless.
00:36:06He's speechless.
00:36:07I've lost him in the wall.
00:36:08Yeah, someone give the fellas a heads up next time.
00:36:10We're green or something.
00:36:11And finally, to deep cleaning houses on Channel 9's Space Invaders.
00:36:15Oh, this is that hoarding show.
00:36:17Yep.
00:36:18And this episode's hoarder was...
00:36:2077-year-old grandma, Diane.
00:36:22Hi, Diane.
00:36:23She looks like a lovely grandma.
00:36:25But she's got her secrets.
00:36:26Diane's a hoarder.
00:36:27Yeah, but a festive hoarder.
00:36:29Oh!
00:36:30Oh!
00:36:31God!
00:36:32She's got a Christmas room.
00:36:33Oh, she loves Christmas stuff.
00:36:34Why so much?
00:36:35Every Christmas, she would decorate this room.
00:36:37Oh, my God!
00:36:38That's cool.
00:36:39Look how many Santas there are.
00:36:40Oh, that's fun.
00:36:41She would have 70 people of a night flock to her house to see the decorations.
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:46Bringing joy to everyone.
00:36:47Kids just love it.
00:36:48And I love to see the look on their faces.
00:36:50She has this room dedicated to making people happy.
00:36:54Which makes her happy.
00:36:55Which makes me happy.
00:36:56It made us all happy.
00:36:58Which was why it was so hard to watch this.
00:37:00No!
00:37:01This is bad for the neighborhood.
00:37:03Yep.
00:37:04We watched in horror as Diane's Christmas decorations all ended up here.
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:09Holy shit!
00:37:11It's not rubbish.
00:37:12This is a Christmas wonderland.
00:37:14All of this has been purchased for the joy of others.
00:37:17Now we're taking it away from you.
00:37:19Really hope she can part with what she needs to.
00:37:21Nah.
00:37:22Don't make her throw it out.
00:37:23Just get her a shed.
00:37:24That would have made sense.
00:37:26But instead...
00:37:27Now the reno.
00:37:28An army of tradies kick off the demolition phase in the kitchen.
00:37:32Has anyone asked Diane if she actually wants the reno?
00:37:34No.
00:37:35Speaking of things she may not want.
00:37:37Diane's first challenge is to cull her vast collection of Santa statues.
00:37:41This is going to ruin her inside Milo because now she's going to have nothing to look forward to each year.
00:37:45Best and interest rates.
00:37:47We are stealing Christmas.
00:37:48What you're going to be left with now is...
00:37:51Nothing.
00:37:52Okay?
00:37:53Get rid of all your stuff.
00:37:54And so now you have to reinvent yourself.
00:37:56Why does Diane have to change?
00:37:58Why don't you guys get on her level?
00:37:59And at the end of it all, Diane was left with...
00:38:03That's it.
00:38:04That's it.
00:38:05Two Mrs. Clauses, three Santas and a snowman.
00:38:07What in the North Pole?
00:38:09And finally, the big reveal.
00:38:11I'm nervous.
00:38:12Open your eyes.
00:38:13Oh, Mum.
00:38:15Diane hates it.
00:38:16She's bawling her eyes out she hates it.
00:38:18Where's all my stuff?
00:38:19My stuff made me happy.
00:38:21Oh, Mum.
00:38:22It is going to be a sad Christmas.
00:38:24Merry Christmas.
00:38:38In Melbourne, Keith got a parking ticket.
00:38:41Is there a sign that says how long can you stay there for?
00:38:44I think it's a 15 minute drop off.
00:38:45And how long were you staying there for?
00:38:47Half an hour.
00:38:49So why are you shocked?
00:38:51Because everybody does it.
00:38:53Because you can't just drop them off.
00:38:54Keith, if anybody jumped off a bridge, would you follow them?
00:38:56Well, I've done that before.
00:38:58I've done that at the error.
00:38:59Someone jumped off and I jumped off too.
00:39:01September on Disney, we are gathering the biggest group of virgins ever assembled.
00:39:06What?
00:39:07Virgins?
00:39:08Why?
00:39:09For a virgin dating show, of course.
00:39:11What?
00:39:12I'm sorry?
00:39:13What do you mean?
00:39:14They're all virgins.
00:39:15No.
00:39:16By the end, we'll see who has found love and if any of our virgins were able to answer the question.
00:39:20Are you my first?
00:39:22Wow.
00:39:23This is a dating show that Jesus could watch.
00:39:25I don't think I could see myself losing my virginity.
00:39:29Listen.
00:39:30Can we just watch this and no one comments?
00:39:33Nah, where's the fun in that?
00:39:35Let's meet the virgins.
00:39:37Wait, they're all virgins?
00:39:41Really?
00:39:42No.
00:39:43Really?
00:39:44Respectfully, I don't like to make assumptions about people, but...
00:39:47Surely not.
00:39:50Not a virgin!
00:39:52You're telling me she's a virgin!
00:39:54Sup guys, I lied on my application!
00:39:56I've never had sex!
00:39:57They're lying.
00:39:58All of them.
00:39:59The men, the women, they're lying.
00:40:02He could be a virgin.
00:40:03I think most people would be surprised to find out that I'm a virgin.
00:40:07No.
00:40:08What's up?
00:40:09Is this where the virgin pool party is?
00:40:11Is it weird to want to know why they're virgins?
00:40:13Like, is it a religious thing, or...?
00:40:15To me, sex is scary because penises are scary looking.
00:40:20Some of them are.
00:40:21They're literally like...
00:40:22I'm scared of them.
00:40:23I have a shower and I shit meself.
00:40:25Hello everyone, it is so great to meet you all.
00:40:28You are all virgins.
00:40:29Allegedly.
00:40:30That really brings us to why we are all here.
00:40:32Get laid.
00:40:35If you want.
00:40:36But also respectful and consensual.
00:40:37Tonight, you'll be required to reveal your crushes.
00:40:40Ooh, here we go.
00:40:42And Godwin had a plan.
00:40:44I'm not wasting time.
00:40:46He's not a virgin.
00:40:47I know a virgin when I see one.
00:40:48What is your typical guy?
00:40:49Like, what are you going for?
00:40:51Is that who he's into?
00:40:52Yep.
00:40:53Also...
00:40:54What you sipping on right there?
00:40:55Her and her.
00:40:56How old are you?
00:40:57I'm 28.
00:40:58Mate, Godwin is sowing his seed.
00:41:00I definitely want to get to know you.
00:41:01Without sowing his seed.
00:41:03And he had one more seed to sow.
00:41:05Rachel.
00:41:06Damn, girl.
00:41:08She's a hawk.
00:41:09Nobody believes I'm a virgin when I tell them.
00:41:11No.
00:41:12Why are you a virgin as well?
00:41:14It's a long story, but basically I have this thing called vaginismus.
00:41:19What?
00:41:20Vaginistic.
00:41:21Vagin what?
00:41:22Vaginimastic.
00:41:23Vaginistis.
00:41:24Vaggy Christmas.
00:41:25No.
00:41:26Vaginismus?
00:41:27Vaginismus?
00:41:28Vaginismus?
00:41:29What's vaginismus?
00:41:30Basically, it's like, if anything tries to enter my vagina, my muscles instantly
00:41:35tighten up.
00:41:36Oh.
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38We're learning stuff on the couch tonight.
00:41:39We're going to get feds.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41Vag.
00:41:42Vag.
00:41:43I.
00:41:44I.
00:41:45Nis.
00:41:46Miss.
00:41:47Vaginismus.
00:41:48Vaginismus.
00:41:49I've never heard of that.
00:41:50Probably because we're all homos.
00:41:51Time for a virgin party.
00:41:52What happens when a bunch of virgins allegedly get rowdy?
00:41:56Nah.
00:41:57They all dance like virgins.
00:42:00What was that?
00:42:01They're totally virgins.
00:42:06Yup.
00:42:07And virgin Michael plucked up the courage to speak to Rachel.
00:42:11Rachel is by far the best looking girl.
00:42:14She's extremely attractive.
00:42:15Yes.
00:42:16Are you cool talking about why you're a virgin?
00:42:18Ugh.
00:42:19Let's move on to the crush reveal.
00:42:21Please.
00:42:22What are we doing?
00:42:23One at a time, virgins will paint every one of the opposite sex that they are crushing
00:42:27on.
00:42:28Oh.
00:42:29One by one.
00:42:30Michael.
00:42:31Yeah, Michael.
00:42:32Michael's my number one.
00:42:34She wants Michael.
00:42:35Really?
00:42:36That guy.
00:42:37Oh, okay.
00:42:38He's just splatting on them.
00:42:41That is such a virgin move.
00:42:43I'm feeling great because I got validated.
00:42:46Seriously?
00:42:47Wow.
00:42:48Who would have thought Michael had some game?
00:42:51Speaking of game, it was time for...
00:42:53Godwin!
00:42:54Oh, here we go.
00:42:55He just goes like this with his face.
00:42:57Yeah!
00:42:58Super soaker.
00:43:00And last up, it was...
00:43:05Rachel.
00:43:06Oh, I don't know if you'd know, but Rachel has a condition with her virgin...
00:43:12I don't know if he knows how I feel, but I want it to be very known to him.
00:43:16Whoa!
00:43:17Whoa!
00:43:18Give me your ring finger.
00:43:19What's happening there?
00:43:20Proposing?
00:43:21I guess you stole my heart.
00:43:23Wait.
00:43:24He's the only one that she painted.
00:43:25That's it.
00:43:26Just that guy.
00:43:27One guy?
00:43:28Just...
00:43:29Wow.
00:43:30That guy.
00:43:31Definitely caught me off guard.
00:43:32Bro, caught us all off guard.
00:43:33The hottest girl in the house is going for the day.
00:43:35He's going for the dork.
00:43:36Shaking in his virgin boots.
00:43:38Because the road to falling in love and losing your virginity is...
00:43:42...hard.
00:43:43Oh, oh, oh.
00:43:44Ah!
00:43:47Do you feel weird and awkward watching this?
00:43:49Extremely.
00:43:50But it has brought vaginismus awareness, which I think is important.
00:43:53It has.
00:43:54It has.
00:43:55You know what's funny though?
00:44:10He'll lie like this and he'll watch TV upside down.
00:44:13I want to watch TV like Yoshi.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Back in February on Foxtel.
00:44:16Oh, that's way better.
00:44:17We strapped in for a new series with the Harbour City's least employed ladies.
00:44:26What is this anyway?
00:44:28It's the real house...
00:44:29Actually, can we?
00:44:32On the Real Housewives of Sydney.
00:44:33Oh, it's the Real Housewives of Sydney!
00:44:35Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:44:37We are at the zenith of television.
00:44:40What do you need on your CV to be a housewife?
00:44:42That's an easy one.
00:44:43Money.
00:44:44Take, for example, Victoria, who's absolutely...
00:44:47Fallen.
00:44:48I've been doing a lot of busy and important things like skiing, show jumping, hanging out with
00:44:53friends and family.
00:44:54You know what she didn't say, Milo?
00:44:55Working.
00:45:00Martin!
00:45:01Who's that?
00:45:02I think she's new.
00:45:03I've never seen her before.
00:45:04I have a beautiful marriage that I consider a great achievement.
00:45:07I want to see her husband.
00:45:08Is he naughty, eh?
00:45:09Would this be a good spot to dig a sandcastle?
00:45:11Oh, is that her granddad?
00:45:12That's nice.
00:45:13She's, like, full family orientated.
00:45:15Can you believe we met 10 years ago?
00:45:16I don't know.
00:45:17Wait, is that her husband?
00:45:18He needs his special time.
00:45:19No, he doesn't need his special time.
00:45:21He needs his doctor's appointments.
00:45:24He's about 100.
00:45:26Is she his nurse?
00:45:27I would describe myself as self-made.
00:45:30Oh, my God!
00:45:31That's not what self-made means!
00:45:33To be fair, dealing with the elderly is tough.
00:45:38She's like an old Ariana Grande.
00:45:40Yeah!
00:45:41Yeah!
00:45:42So what's the number one thing, do you think?
00:45:44Mr. Burns dressed up.
00:45:45Yeah, Jared!
00:45:46Yeah!
00:45:47Mr. Burns!
00:45:48Mr. Burns with a wig.
00:45:49So tell me how you are.
00:45:51Because I was actually really worried about you.
00:45:53They're not going to eat those chips.
00:45:55In my head, it was pretty touch-and-go for a while.
00:45:57There's no way they're going to eat those chips.
00:45:59Let's see if they're still full when they leave.
00:46:01My main focus right now is probably going to be...
00:46:03Do you know what they've really nailed on The Real Housewives?
00:46:05Collars.
00:46:06Look at the collars on these two.
00:46:07Wait till you see flashback collar.
00:46:10Wow!
00:46:11What?
00:46:12She looks like she's from Mortal Kombat.
00:46:13She came at me so hard at that reunion.
00:46:15She lit that match.
00:46:17It's hard to know who's hating who.
00:46:19Usually it's safe to say everyone and everyone.
00:46:22Chips are still full.
00:46:23Chips are still full.
00:46:24But in this particular episode, it's Yellow Collar who hated the one over here on the left,
00:46:28who wasn't...
00:46:30...wearing a collar at all.
00:46:31She's got her floaties on.
00:46:32I will say something.
00:46:34What?
00:46:35She has a great set of...
00:46:36Hey, hey, hey!
00:46:37She's old enough to be your mother.
00:46:39Did your mum look like this at 52?
00:46:41No.
00:46:42How do you know?
00:46:43If I show you a photo of my mother at your age, mate, don't speak for everyone else.
00:46:49Let her fall!
00:46:50Let her fall!
00:46:51Ah, bugger.
00:46:52She nearly fell off and fell out.
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54I was a little bit nervous I was going to fall and die.
00:46:57Anyway, don't you want to know what they're fighting about?
00:46:59No.
00:47:00Too bad.
00:47:01The big scandal was...
00:47:02Chips are still full?
00:47:03No.
00:47:04So I just blocked her and then she blocked me on Instagram.
00:47:07Uh-oh.
00:47:08Uh-oh.
00:47:09She blocked me and unfollowed me on Instagram.
00:47:12Damn.
00:47:13No way.
00:47:14When you've got 50-year-old women complaining about Instagram, you maybe got to take a good
00:47:18look in the mirror.
00:47:19They don't need any more encouragement to look in the mirror.
00:47:21Very good point there.
00:47:23Traditionally, a Housewives episode will end with them all getting together and pretending
00:47:28to like each other until the cocktails kick in.
00:47:31You look gorgeous.
00:47:32My friend's so gorgeous.
00:47:33Oh, you look amazing.
00:47:34You look amazing.
00:47:35You look amazing.
00:47:36No, son.
00:47:37I can't stand you, you bitch.
00:47:39They're all amazing now.
00:47:40Later on, they're bitches.
00:47:42Ow!
00:47:43Sip.
00:47:44Sip.
00:47:45Prepare for liftoff.
00:47:46You blocked me, Caroline.
00:47:47No, I didn't.
00:47:48You blocked me then.
00:47:49You're still talking about...
00:47:50Who blocked who?
00:47:51I know.
00:47:52Women hold onto stuff.
00:47:53You did.
00:47:54On Instagram, you blocked me.
00:47:55I don't even know how to block you.
00:47:56I didn't even know how to block people.
00:47:57Oh, shut up.
00:47:58I came to see if all of the drama can be parked.
00:48:02No.
00:48:03No.
00:48:04That's why we're here.
00:48:05Tell me again how you didn't block me.
00:48:07Ugh.
00:48:08Oh.
00:48:09Here we go.
00:48:10Here we go.
00:48:11Watch it.
00:48:12You blocked me on Instagram.
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:15I need a Valium.
00:48:16I'm sure that's got heaps.
00:48:17You're jealous of the fact that you get most of your money from your ex-husband.
00:48:21Oh!
00:48:24Rib shot.
00:48:25You're actually disgusting.
00:48:26I think we need to walk out.
00:48:27I'm walking out.
00:48:28Yay!
00:48:29Good on you.
00:48:30I'm walking out.
00:48:31And I never want to be around her ever again.
00:48:33And you never will.
00:48:34End of story.
00:48:35Until next week.
00:48:37Next time...
00:48:38Whoa!
00:48:39I mean, I feel like a much worse person, but...
00:48:42I kind of want to watch the next episode now.
00:48:51Something horrific happened to me.
00:48:59I saw my best friend's birth.
00:49:00As in, you were in the room?
00:49:01No, no.
00:49:02On her iPhone.
00:49:03What type of, like, POV was it?
00:49:04POV right down below.
00:49:05Like, it was literally up in the air.
00:49:07She's screaming.
00:49:08There was even sound effects.
00:49:10Like...
00:49:11It was like a jelly coming.
00:49:14No!
00:49:16Nah!
00:49:17Could you please state your full name and address for me?
00:49:20They're in Trudy Patterson, 84 Gibson Street, Lee and Gather.
00:49:23Lee and Gather?
00:49:24Why does it sound so familiar?
00:49:25Right.
00:49:27Mushroom lady!
00:49:28Are we doing the mushroom killer case?
00:49:29Yep, we sure are.
00:49:31Can you believe that they're doing a doco about a week after she was sentenced?
00:49:35How fast is that?
00:49:36Yep, it's pretty fast.
00:49:38And in September, Stan was first to tell the story of the case that got the whole world talking.
00:49:44Oh, not this mushroom crap again.
00:49:46Dude, you're talking to someone who knows nothing about this case.
00:49:49Wait, what?
00:49:50For real?
00:49:51You've never heard about this.
00:49:52Oh my God!
00:49:53Only the biggest talked about bloody thing in Australia at the moment.
00:49:57Yeah.
00:49:58She served poisoned mushrooms in a dinner and killed a few people on purpose and was found guilty
00:50:04and sentenced to life in jail.
00:50:08Deathcap murders.
00:50:10I can't look at mushrooms the same way anymore.
00:50:12I've not eaten mushrooms since this has been unfolding.
00:50:15I can't even play Super Mario at the moment.
00:50:19Poisonous mushrooms have killed three people and tonight a man is in hospital fighting for life.
00:50:23She killed him with mushrooms.
00:50:25Yes!
00:50:26In a beef wellington.
00:50:27Oh, they cooked the mushrooms.
00:50:29Yes!
00:50:30Everyone just thinks about Erin Patterson the murderer.
00:50:32They don't think about the poor people that died.
00:50:34The tale began with Erin Patterson hosting a lunch for her ex-husband's family.
00:50:39This is a special lunch.
00:50:41This is not just mushrooms on toast.
00:50:43Is that a beef wellington?
00:50:44Yes.
00:50:45I want to know why she chose beef wellington.
00:50:48You're going too deep into the food.
00:50:49You know, it's Miss Marple stuff.
00:50:51Imagine beef wellington being your last meal.
00:50:53Oh, poor things.
00:50:54I don't think I've ever had beef wellington and after this I don't think I'm ever gonna.
00:50:58Well, you don't like mushrooms so you wouldn't eat it anyway.
00:51:00When her guests fell ill, suspicion turned to Patterson.
00:51:04She hasn't presented with any symptoms.
00:51:06Why is it she sick?
00:51:07How does everybody else get ill?
00:51:09Except for her.
00:51:10You.
00:51:11You could have at least poisoned yourself a little bit.
00:51:13What authorities suspected that killed all three of them was death cap mushrooms.
00:51:18Half a death cap will kill an adult.
00:51:20It is the most poisonous mushroom known.
00:51:23So these mushrooms are like quite common where they live.
00:51:25Yeah.
00:51:26Everybody down there knows about death cap mushrooms.
00:51:29Every single kid has taught at school, if you live in this area, you never touch the mushrooms.
00:51:35By now, the mushroom case was big news and it got bigger when Patterson broke her silence.
00:51:40Erin, can you tell us what happened on Saturday?
00:51:42What happened on Saturday?
00:51:44What happened on Saturday was devastating.
00:51:46Oh, she wants to talk now.
00:51:47Don't say anything.
00:51:48But when she started talking to media, that's when they started going, oh, there's something not quite.
00:51:53It's what I felt.
00:51:55Is she really crying?
00:51:57I'm trying to say, where's the tear?
00:51:59Why is she acting so odd?
00:52:00Like, is it the trauma of what's going on?
00:52:02Or is she trying to hide something?
00:52:04Gail is the mum that I didn't have.
00:52:07This sounds fake.
00:52:08This is like me when I'm trying to force myself to cry.
00:52:11I'm devastated.
00:52:12I love them.
00:52:13She's dry as a bone.
00:52:14Even her mouth is dry.
00:52:16She's like, think about dead dogs, think about dead dogs, make me cry dead dogs.
00:52:19Someone give her an Oscar.
00:52:20I just can't believe it.
00:52:22Mate, she couldn't play herself in a biopic.
00:52:25Where did they come from, Erin?
00:52:27She said, now that mat annoys me.
00:52:28Put the mat right before you go in.
00:52:30Put the mat right before you go in.
00:52:31Shut the door.
00:52:32And the story went global.
00:52:33There was all this content online, on TikTok, on Instagram.
00:52:38Everyone wanted a bar of it.
00:52:39Everyone everywhere knew about this.
00:52:41I don't think anything's been bigger since a dingo got my baby.
00:52:45The police then questioned Paterson about some incriminating evidence.
00:52:49Instruction manual for a sunbeam, food load, electronic dehydrator.
00:52:54They found instruction manual for a dehydrator.
00:52:57But no dehydrator?
00:52:58Do you know anything about a dehydrator in your house or...?
00:53:01Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:53:03No one just keeps a manual for a dehydrator.
00:53:05Lilia, pants of fire?
00:53:06You took it to the tip?
00:53:07Yes, police have come to the tip looking for a dehydrator that had been dumped a few
00:53:13days earlier.
00:53:14They found the old dehydrator that she used and they worked out that there was like poison
00:53:20residue.
00:53:21How did they find that?
00:53:22How is she dumb enough to take it to the tip?
00:53:24You live in the bush, go and dig a hole for it.
00:53:27We don't hear anything for months and all of a sudden we get a tip off.
00:53:33They're writing a...
00:53:34Erin's just sitting inside this house waiting while officers just search the entire property.
00:53:39Oh, what do they find?
00:53:41What do they find?
00:53:42Finally, after nightfall, we get the email.
00:53:46Erin Patterson, who's been interviewed for hours, has just been charged.
00:53:50Oh.
00:53:51Wow.
00:53:52They got her.
00:53:53Three counts of murder, one count of attempted murder, but crucially and perhaps more significantly,
00:53:58four counts of attempted murder for trying to kill her husband, Simon Patterson, over a number of years.
00:54:05What?
00:54:06She's got form.
00:54:08Are you kidding me?
00:54:11Oh, come on!
00:54:12Parts two and three coming soon.
00:54:14I just can't wait for part two.
00:54:16I'm just so glad I didn't follow any of this in the media so now I get to watch it now.
00:54:20Yeah.
00:54:23So we definitely have to click into the next one and watch.
00:54:25We'll be watching the next two.
00:54:26Oh, 100%.
00:54:27How interesting was that?
00:54:28I'll cook you some dinner.
00:54:30Oh, thank you.
00:54:32I sometimes look at my university degrees and, like, just think about how much of a waste of time they were.
00:54:53We just had a plumber come over to her house.
00:54:55It was five grand for four hours' work.
00:54:59Here I am with a Hextet and these guys just turned five grand in half a day.
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:05So, but now your dishwasher works?
00:55:06No.
00:55:08Back in April, we watched the Netflix drama that everyone was talking about.
00:55:12Oh, my God, adolescence.
00:55:14This has been talked about everywhere.
00:55:17It's had 66.3 million views in 11 days.
00:55:21Bravo Delta 5-0 to Bravo Delta 6-0, are you ready to roll up?
00:55:24Something about kids and it's meant to be dark.
00:55:27Sarah refuses to even watch a trailer.
00:55:29Let's go.
00:55:30Yep.
00:55:31Yeah.
00:55:35So these shows were shot all in one take.
00:55:38Wow.
00:55:39They did it so the viewer can't escape the horrors of the storyline.
00:55:42Like, you're just immersed.
00:55:45All right, here we go.
00:55:47Jesus.
00:55:48Swat team.
00:55:50What's going on?
00:55:51Drug boss.
00:55:52Oh, police!
00:55:53Get down on the floor!
00:55:54Oh, police!
00:55:55Get down on the floor!
00:55:56Oh, police!
00:55:57Eddie!
00:55:58I've got children!
00:55:59Oh, my God.
00:56:00It's just a family.
00:56:01You've got the wrong house, Shannon.
00:56:02You're making a big mistake.
00:56:03This is chaos.
00:56:04Who are they after?
00:56:05I have a warrant to start your premises, sir.
00:56:07Where's your son?
00:56:08Oh, what?
00:56:09You see, I'm after your son.
00:56:10Oh, police!
00:56:11Just make fun!
00:56:12Oh, my God, he's a baby.
00:56:13Show me your hands!
00:56:14Get your hands in the air!
00:56:15What the absolute...
00:56:17You're going to have to see anything?
00:56:19This would be terrifying.
00:56:20You want to change your trousers?
00:56:24Oh, God.
00:56:26Please, Ian!
00:56:27What's going on?
00:56:28Imagine being his parents right now with, like, not a clue what is going on.
00:56:32It'd be surreal.
00:56:33Why don't you need guns for the 13-year-olds?
00:56:35He's 13!
00:56:36He's 13.
00:56:37What's he done?
00:56:38Must be something super, super serious.
00:56:40Your son, he's going to wrestle on suspicion of murder.
00:56:42Suspicion of murder?
00:56:43Suspicion of murder?
00:56:44For the kid.
00:56:45Dad!
00:56:46Holy shit!
00:56:47Dad!
00:56:48Surely a 13-year-old can't have committed murder.
00:56:53Like, you look at him.
00:56:57He looks so innocent.
00:56:59As a father, your worst nightmare is that something bad happens to your children, or your children
00:57:05do something bad.
00:57:06Oh, he's going to ask his son if he's done it or not.
00:57:11Did you do it?
00:57:18No.
00:57:19Kid said no.
00:57:20Would you lie to your father?
00:57:21Okay, they're ready.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23Okay, so are we.
00:57:24Okay.
00:57:25Well, you didn't do it.
00:57:26Now we just have to get you out of jail.
00:57:27Jamie.
00:57:28Have you sit down there.
00:57:29Oh, here we go.
00:57:30It's time for the interview now.
00:57:31Do you know a girl called Katie Leonard?
00:57:33There she is.
00:57:35Yeah.
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:37Her body was found at Crowther's car park just past 10.30pm.
00:57:41Oh, my God.
00:57:42Did you kill her, Jamie?
00:57:44No.
00:57:45I think he's innocent.
00:57:47How could that little twig kill someone?
00:57:49For them to arrest him, the cops have something.
00:57:52Where's the evidence?
00:57:53You do know what CCTV is, don't you, Jamie?
00:57:55Oh, no.
00:57:56So this is you, isn't it?
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58Good.
00:58:00Then Katie pops up.
00:58:02Why were you following her, Jamie?
00:58:04Oh, my God.
00:58:05What have you done?
00:58:06Did she know that you were following her?
00:58:07I wasn't.
00:58:08Is there some sort of problem between you two?
00:58:10No.
00:58:11Jamie.
00:58:12What have you done?
00:58:13I haven't done anything wrong.
00:58:15Okay.
00:58:16I'm now going to play you some footage.
00:58:19This is of you and Katie from the car park last night.
00:58:28Oh, the two of them were talking.
00:58:34Is that her pushing here?
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:36Oh, he's grabbed her.
00:58:37Oh, no.
00:58:38Oh, is he stabbing her there?
00:58:39Oh, my God.
00:58:40They got the footage of the murder.
00:58:41I think that's enough.
00:58:42He's a kid.
00:58:4313.
00:58:44That's where we are.
00:58:45What's his dad thinking?
00:58:46How did I not know?
00:58:47Where did I go wrong?
00:58:48I held you as a baby.
00:58:49Not that long ago.
00:58:50I'm terminating this interview at 7.12 AM.
00:58:53Let's go.
00:58:54Far out.
00:58:55How could your 13-year-old son kill someone?
00:58:56And he lied to him.
00:58:57It would absolutely got you.
00:58:58It would absolutely got you.
00:58:59No.
00:59:00No.
00:59:01No.
00:59:02No.
00:59:03No.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05What have you done?
00:59:06You'd still love him, right?
00:59:07No.
00:59:08No.
00:59:09No.
00:59:10No.
00:59:11No.
00:59:12No.
00:59:13No.
00:59:14No.
00:59:15No.
00:59:16No.
00:59:17No.
00:59:18No.
00:59:19No.
00:59:20No.
00:59:21No.
00:59:22No.
00:59:23No.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25No.
00:59:26No.
00:59:27No.
00:59:28No.
00:59:29No.
00:59:30No.
00:59:31No.
00:59:32No.
00:59:33No.
00:59:34No.
00:59:35No.
00:59:36No.
00:59:37No.
00:59:38No.
00:59:39No.
00:59:40No.
00:59:41No.
00:59:42No.
00:59:43No.
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00:59:45No.
00:59:46No.
00:59:47No.
00:59:48No.
00:59:49No.
00:59:52No.
00:59:53Oh god.
00:59:54No no.
00:59:55I'll have to see where that goes.
00:59:58So my god.
00:59:59I don't want it.
01:00:00I'm just making a cappuccino, Faye.
01:00:15Okay, love.
01:00:16Do you want one?
01:00:17No, no.
01:00:18There's this guy on my social media.
01:00:21He's super cute.
01:00:22But when he talks, I talk to me.
01:00:25I don't like his voice.
01:00:26It's such a turn off.
01:00:30I keep scrolling through and looking at all these baby things.
01:00:35Yeah.
01:00:36All these cute little babies now that I'm...
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:38I'm thinking of cutting my hair really, really short.
01:00:43Please welcome your Australian Idol judges!
01:00:47This year, singing competitions were once again massive.
01:00:51And they don't come any bigger than Channel 7's...
01:00:53Australian Idol!
01:00:55...which kicked off in February.
01:00:57Just when you thought we couldn't do it again, we're doing it again.
01:00:59And we still can't find anybody good.
01:01:01And we weren't having much luck on the final day of auditions.
01:01:04Oh, I do love the shit ones.
01:01:06I was made full of you, baby.
01:01:09Sounds like Kevin on a Friday night.
01:01:11Stay right on track.
01:01:13I cross between Louis Armstrong and a Muppet.
01:01:15Don't wanna let you go.
01:01:18Look, she can sing, but I don't like her voice.
01:01:20But we did get to meet this bloke and his auto-tuner.
01:01:24I'm the man now.
01:01:25I'm not sure if I agree with this.
01:01:27This is like bringing chat GBT into your exam.
01:01:30I hope his laptop doesn't decide to reboot.
01:01:33Then by March, we'd reached...
01:01:35Top 12 week.
01:01:36...and we discovered...
01:01:37The 16-year-old Gisella!
01:01:39Oh, Gisella!
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:41She's pretty good.
01:01:42She's ten times better than the others.
01:01:43Brilliant.
01:01:44Yeah.
01:01:45I mean, we haven't had a female winner from WA ever.
01:01:47Female winner from WA is very specific.
01:01:49No, we haven't.
01:01:50That's like cricket stats when they're like,
01:01:51this is the highest third-wicket partnership on the fourth day of a test against the West Indies in November at the Gabba.
01:02:09Then by April, we'd only got to the...
01:02:11Top six!
01:02:12Top six!
01:02:13Didn't it start last year?
01:02:14About three years ago it started.
01:02:16But we did have a singer with a fabulous name.
01:02:18This is Marshall Hamburger!
01:02:21Marshall Hamburger?
01:02:22Without it...
01:02:24It sounds like someone's asked you what your name is.
01:02:27You've got really nervous and made up that name.
01:02:29Um...
01:02:30Marshall...
01:02:31Hamburger.
01:02:32Yeah, you saw McDonald's behind the copper.
01:02:34Bring me a higher love!
01:02:37I'm John Chickenwing.
01:02:39Uh...
01:02:40Pat Nugget.
01:02:41Bring me a higher love!
01:02:43This is my only dance move.
01:02:45And eventually, we made it to the...
01:02:47Australian Idol finals!
01:02:49Alright, let's put this shit on so we can finish it.
01:02:52Thousands auditioned, but only three remain.
01:02:55And those three were Eilish, Gisella and...
01:02:58Marshall Hamburger.
01:03:00I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
01:03:04And at the end of the marathon...
01:03:06The winner...
01:03:07Is...
01:03:08Of Australian Idol...
01:03:09Is...
01:03:102025...
01:03:11Is...
01:03:12Gisella.
01:03:13Gisella.
01:03:14Gisella.
01:03:15Gisella.
01:03:16Gisella.
01:03:17It's gotta be Gisella, right?
01:03:18Marshall Hamburger!
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:20What?
01:03:21It's freaking Marshall!
01:03:23The burger with the lock.
01:03:24Thank you, Australia.
01:03:25Don't thank me.
01:03:26I didn't vote for you.
01:03:27It looks like someone's memorial.
01:03:28Well, they're dressed for a funeral.
01:03:30Look at them.
01:03:31Yours would be like this, Jared.
01:03:32Confetti going everywhere.
01:03:33Big party, I'll have a guest list.
01:03:35A random cowboy.
01:03:36And someone in an ugly dress.
01:03:37Goodnight, Australia!
01:03:38Goodnight, Australia!
01:03:39What are we gonna do now that's over with, Leigh?
01:03:42Have a life.
01:03:43Well, bad luck.
01:03:45Because on Apple TV, we popped over to Korea for...
01:03:48Food?
01:03:49No.
01:03:50The fashion?
01:03:51No.
01:03:52K-pop!
01:03:53Yes.
01:03:54And the fans are mantled.
01:03:56Welcome to K-pop!
01:03:59How do we play this?
01:04:00Well, two mega-pop stars go head-to-head as their hits were given a K-pop twist.
01:04:05Awesome!
01:04:06So who are they bringing in?
01:04:07It's Pop Icon!
01:04:08Kylie Minogue!
01:04:09What?!
01:04:10I'm so excited to be K-pop'd.
01:04:13Well, all the gays would have been happy.
01:04:15Okay, settle down, because...
01:04:17Kylie!
01:04:18We'll be battling it out with...
01:04:20It's Jay Balvin!
01:04:21Who?
01:04:22Doesn't matter, because it's time to meet the Epps guest K-pop group.
01:04:26Atiz.
01:04:27Atiz!
01:04:28Do you reckon they're aware that the name of their band means an ass in Arabic?
01:04:31Absolutely not.
01:04:32I'll let the battles begin!
01:04:34My ass and Kylie Minogue are performing.
01:04:36Okay, come on, Miss Minogue!
01:04:38Don't leave me alone in your heart.
01:04:43Let's get K-pop!
01:04:44Oh, he's singing it in Korean!
01:04:48Wow!
01:04:49Ready for the na-na-na, it's coming.
01:04:54La-la-la-la!
01:04:55La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
01:04:56Oh, my God!
01:04:59I've just gone to gay heaven!
01:05:01And we stayed there in October with Netflix.
01:05:04Anything can happen.
01:05:06Oh, my God!
01:05:07It's the dude from the Backstreet Boys, CJ McLean!
01:05:10Yeah, he was one that no-one had a crush on.
01:05:11That's the one.
01:05:13And now, he's hosting...
01:05:14Building the Band!
01:05:15Banned.
01:05:16This is Love Is Blind, Cross The Voice.
01:05:18So they're going to hear each other sing and then have to choose without ever seeing each other.
01:05:21Exactly.
01:05:22And the first hopeful was...
01:05:24My name is Donzel.
01:05:25Donzel.
01:05:26I want an all-boys band.
01:05:27You can't speak with the band members though.
01:05:29Oh, well they will count me out.
01:05:33If this was the voice, I would have pressed the button.
01:05:36All this world could give.
01:05:39Oh, so it is like The Voice.
01:05:41I want him.
01:05:42How many people hit the button for him?
01:05:4420 people want to be in a band with you.
01:05:47Yes.
01:05:4820 out of 50.
01:05:49That's good going.
01:05:50Just press my buttons too.
01:05:51Well, speaking of, in August on Channel 7...
01:05:54This is The Voice!
01:05:56But don't lie him up!
01:05:58We witnessed something special.
01:06:00For my blind audition, I will be singing an Australian classic while integrating a traditional Aboriginal language.
01:06:07Oh, she's doing indigenous language.
01:06:09Let's go.
01:06:10I came from the dreamtime.
01:06:13She's got a great voice.
01:06:14She's good faith.
01:06:15Love this.
01:06:16Love all this.
01:06:19Oh my God!
01:06:21I will deny you.
01:06:23To you, Australian Jagarchen!
01:06:27We are Australian!
01:06:30Yeah, it's the Qantas ad!
01:06:33Yeah!
01:06:34It is.
01:06:35We're all singing.
01:06:36I know.
01:06:37Wow.
01:06:39Why is this so nice?
01:06:42That was incredible.
01:06:44That is the best voice I've seen.
01:06:47Good.
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