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Hollywood Journal
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00:00Oh, baby, you're so good.
00:09Oh, yes, I am the best.
00:12You're so good.
00:13Yes.
00:15Hey, Jimmy.
00:15You're lying, Hibis.
00:16Something wrong with the reception?
00:18Uh, yeah.
00:18Oh, yeah.
00:19Are you from bed, son?
00:20No, no, I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels here.
00:25This is just a bad reception, honey.
00:27You're so big.
00:28What's that?
00:30I want the right time, the right moment, the right place.
00:32It's not a space shuttle launch.
00:34It's sex.
00:35Tomorrow, I'll just be some girlie they're telling all your friends about.
00:39Oh, no way.
00:43Hey, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night?
00:46No, Ariel, man.
00:47She's so hot.
00:48Well, this is the female form.
00:51Look at the expression on her face.
00:53She's kind of looking right into your eyes, saying,
00:56Hey, big boy.
00:57Hey, how you doing?
01:00There's going to be an Eastern European chick naked in your house.
01:04And you're not going to do anything about that?
01:06What am I going to do, a broadcaster over the internet?
01:08Yeah.
01:09Oh, this is incredible.
01:11If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it.
01:15Somebody's coming in there.
01:16That guy's in my trig class.
01:17Oh, no.
01:18More and more, you bad boy.
01:20Go, trig boy.
01:21It's your birthday.
01:22Touch me, Jim.
01:24Oh, no.
01:25Oh, no.
01:27Houston, we have a problem.
01:29Friends call me Nova.
01:31As in, uh, Casanova.
01:34You actually said that?
01:35Yeah!
01:36All that you got to do is ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit.
01:41I don't know, man.
01:42That sounds like a lot of work.
01:46From Universal Pictures.
01:48I'm Siffles' mom.
01:49Are you trying to seduce me?
01:50Yes, ma'am, I am.
01:53Mom?
01:55Comes a brutally honest look.
01:57What exactly does third base feel like?
01:59Like warm apple pie.
02:01At that time in everyone's life.
02:04Huh?
02:05When we try to hold on to our dignity.
02:08Jim?
02:09American pie.
02:11Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh, that, uh, we ate it all.
02:24Come on.
02:24Come on.
02:25You're right.
02:25Come on.
02:26Come on.
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