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00:00:00And your wife is in Palm Springs now, how much longer would she be there?
00:00:04Three days. I'm going over there as soon as I finish here to see that she stays until you get your equipment in my home.
00:00:12Is that long enough?
00:00:13Oh, no problem. I can get the mics and cameras in in less than a day.
00:00:20Every part of the house, you understand, including the pool area. I don't trust her anywhere.
00:00:26Mr. Cavanaugh.
00:00:31Is there anyone in particular you suspect in connection with your wife's infidelity?
00:00:36In particular? You must be kidding. She's been screwing around with everyone.
00:00:42Man, woman, dog, beast.
00:00:45The chauffeur, her quack doctor, and the masseuse.
00:00:52Yes, you mentioned her. She sounds quite attractive from my description.
00:00:55Yes. Tall, well-built. Beautifully tanned. Long brown hair. Sweetie.
00:01:05If Sheila hadn't made such a fool of herself over that sweet, I might have given her a tumble.
00:01:09Is there anyone else in your immediate household besides the chauffeur, the doctor, and the masseuse?
00:01:16Oh, my daughter, Jean.
00:01:19Oh, I'm a widower.
00:01:20Uh, she stays with us occasionally. Uh, she's 20.
00:01:28Come in.
00:01:29Excuse me, sir. Do you have the papers you wanted me to type?
00:01:38Uh, thank you, Heather.
00:01:39Uh, Heather.
00:01:40Uh, Heather.
00:01:40Heather?
00:01:43What's this?
00:01:47My mistake, sir. I'll correct it.
00:01:51I'll check it later.
00:01:53Yes, sir.
00:01:54Uh, do you have that letter I asked you to type up for me?
00:01:58Yes, here it is.
00:01:59That'll do fine.
00:02:12How do you want the check made out for your fees?
00:02:16Well, I'll just make it out to Dick Scott.
00:02:17To some, he was known as the Great Scott.
00:02:32The Broads?
00:02:34Well, there was only one way you could describe the way they felt.
00:02:38They liked to think he was the private eye.
00:02:41Oh, he had his ups and downs,
00:02:44but he knew his business inside and out.
00:02:47The trouble was, most of his clients' wives and...
00:02:51even the help wanted him inside,
00:02:54and that was his weakest point.
00:02:57Ask Rose.
00:02:59Ask any dame.
00:03:07Oh, who are you?
00:03:09Oh, I'm Mr. Woodruff.
00:03:11I'm an associate of Mr. Cavanaugh's.
00:03:13Mr. Cavanaugh didn't tell me he was expecting visitors.
00:03:16Oh, well, that's all right.
00:03:18What's your name?
00:03:19Uh, Rose, sir.
00:03:20I'm the maid, sir.
00:03:21Oh, well, Rose.
00:03:23Why don't you get me a drink?
00:03:24Okay.
00:03:25Like Achilles' soft heel or Samson who would let his hair down for Delilah,
00:03:33Dick's problem was pretty obvious.
00:03:36It stuck out like a sore thumb and throbbed twice as hard.
00:03:39And every snatch from here to Calcutta had to find out if the thing that stood between him and them was for real.
00:03:46Well, it was.
00:03:47Well, it was.
00:03:48I ought to know.
00:03:49I've been pretty close to Dick Scott for a hell of a long time.
00:03:54Well, you might say I've watched the rise and fall of Big Dick.
00:04:00And many a night I've had to act as a wailing wall for some poor dame who cried her mascara thin over that big stud.
00:04:09Ah, but man, I've got to admit, the guy was really good.
00:04:16By the time he climbed off, every broad he laid had bought it.
00:04:20But good.
00:04:21And believe me, he could park his shoes onto their bed any time he came, day or night.
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:51Ah!
00:05:20Ah!
00:05:20Ah!
00:59:50Bye.
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