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An ex-rock and roll star teams up with a naive young man to set things right in a small town where the local thugs rule unchallenged.
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00:00:00I said, oh, baby, don't you cry
00:00:28When we get to Tucson, you'll see why
00:00:33We left the snowstorms in the thunder and rain
00:00:37For the desert sun, we're gonna be born again
00:00:42What's important in this world
00:00:46A little boy, a little girl
00:00:50Hush, little darling, go to sleep
00:00:58Look out the window, count the sheep
00:01:02Left off the hip-sized in the fields of wheat
00:01:07Across America, as we cross America
00:01:11What's important here today
00:01:16The broken line on the highway
00:01:19The broken line on the highway
00:01:20The broken line on the highway
00:01:24The broken line on the highway
00:01:29The broken line on the highway
00:01:34The broken line on the road
00:01:35With a little girl
00:02:37Hey, miss, you better slow it down.
00:02:39You'll wet your panties.
00:02:41Hey, fuck off!
00:02:43Did you hear that, Hoot?
00:02:44That boy there said I'm vanity.
00:03:07Hey, hoot!
00:03:08Hey, hoot!
00:03:09Hey, hoot!
00:03:10Hey, hoot!
00:03:11Hey, hoot!
00:03:12Hey, hoot!
00:03:13Hey, hoot!
00:03:14Hey, hoot!
00:03:15Hey, hoot!
00:03:16Hey, hoot!
00:03:17Hey, hoot!
00:03:18Hey, hoot!
00:03:19Hey, hoot!
00:03:20Hey, hoot!
00:03:21Hey, hoot!
00:03:22Hey, hoot!
00:03:23Hey, hoot!
00:03:24Hey, hoot!
00:03:25Hey, hoot!
00:03:26Oh, my God.
00:03:5655 Thunderbird.
00:04:19Uh-huh.
00:04:21Damn good car.
00:04:27What were you doing in the middle of the road?
00:04:35That's a bullet hole.
00:04:39Original?
00:04:41Well, it came like that.
00:04:43It has a...
00:04:44Short stroke wire, four barrel, 220 horses.
00:04:50You got yourself a Detroit doll.
00:04:54Do you think you could fix it?
00:04:56Well, I'd be glad to give you a ride.
00:05:05Need some rags.
00:05:09I'm going to report those guys in that Chevy.
00:05:14They took out a gun and they tried to shoot me.
00:05:17They didn't shoot at you.
00:05:18They didn't.
00:05:21They shot your car.
00:05:24Big difference.
00:05:26If they wanted to shoot you, they'd shoot you.
00:05:30What's that supposed to mean?
00:05:33It means you're lucky.
00:05:37Mr. Beckman Halsgood, Jr.
00:05:39Is that you?
00:05:44Well, where are you headed, Junior?
00:05:47Palm Springs.
00:05:50How about you?
00:05:51Not going to get there.
00:05:53I'll get the radiator fixed.
00:05:55You need a new one.
00:05:59Well, that's no problem.
00:06:01I didn't get your name.
00:06:06Johnny.
00:06:09Where'd you get the car?
00:06:11It's a graduation present from my father.
00:06:14Some presents.
00:06:16So, what Palm Springs?
00:06:29Oh, it's a training course.
00:06:32My dad and I bought into a chain of fast food franchises down south.
00:06:36Sounds interesting.
00:06:38It's called Pork Boy.
00:06:42We need a lot of fork to eat our pork.
00:06:44We need a lot of fork.
00:06:47Catchy.
00:06:51Plus, I just wanted to see the country before it's too late.
00:06:56Wanted to try my luck in Vegas.
00:07:02What'd you do?
00:07:04Great.
00:07:14Down time on your pork fryer is very expensive.
00:07:21If you drain off the sludge, you can keep them frying.
00:07:25At a Pork Boy, people shouldn't have to wait.
00:07:27If it's running right, you can do a $200 hour.
00:07:33Pull over there.
00:07:34Let's go.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:39Jesus.
00:07:39Ah, Jesus!
00:08:07Hello?
00:08:08Yes, I'd like to report a lawful use of firearms.
00:08:18What are you doing?
00:08:21What are you doing?
00:08:22I'm calling the police.
00:08:31Don't open a can of worms.
00:08:33You want to get your car fixed or not?
00:08:36Sargent, Paul Wheeler.
00:08:43Melissa, meet me at the 66, Jesse.
00:08:46What's the 66?
00:08:48Roadhouse.
00:08:50Let's go.
00:08:52Right here.
00:08:53All right, Mr. Burris.
00:09:23Say, uh...
00:09:25It's Selma.
00:09:29We're looking for a guy by the name of Jesse,
00:09:33who works at the auto parts store.
00:09:41Owns the auto parts store.
00:09:49He's beautiful.
00:09:53Kid, I might be able to handle this for you.
00:10:02I'd like the chicken fried steak.
00:10:08What'll it be?
00:10:10Uh, what'll I be?
00:10:12What are you having?
00:10:14Uh, corned beef on rye and, uh, Perrier.
00:10:23You Jesse?
00:10:28Who wants to know?
00:10:40I do.
00:10:41So?
00:10:42What I'm interested in...
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:54...is a radiator.
00:10:57Stores closed.
00:10:58Opens at nine tomorrow.
00:10:59You see that guy over there?
00:11:13At the bar?
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:17Well, he's real anxious to get his car fixed.
00:11:21Tonight.
00:11:23And he's willing to pay a premium.
00:11:25You see this girl here?
00:11:26She's tired.
00:11:27And she's done for the day.
00:11:28And she doesn't need a premium.
00:11:30So, I guess that means no radiator tonight, huh?
00:11:34No radiator tonight.
00:11:35Okay.
00:11:36French.
00:11:37Italian.
00:11:38Russian.
00:11:39We don't serve anything Russian here.
00:11:42huh? No radiator tonight. Okay. French. Italian. Russian. We don't serve anything Russian here.
00:12:06Well? Where's my steak?
00:12:29You know, I think this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:12:34Did you tell her how important it was? Yeah, I told her.
00:12:38Well, I guess I'm going to have to talk to her.
00:12:46Hi. Excuse me. I think my colleague may have misrepresented our situation.
00:12:53It's actually quite serious. Now, I know your business is closed for the night, and you're tired, and it's late, but if you could accommodate us, I'd be more than willing to make it worth your while.
00:13:06Tomorrow morning, nine o'clock.
00:13:10Ladies, I'm a traveler in distress. I'm at your mercy.
00:13:14Give me a break.
00:13:20We'll have that radiator.
00:13:32Nine o'clock tomorrow morning.
00:13:36Pretty smooth.
00:13:42Game's over, Frank.
00:13:43You see, the pork boy is 100% pure pork.
00:13:54The company owns the pigs, owns the slaughterhouses, so it can guarantee every side of ribs itself.
00:13:59I made a proposal to dad about salad bars, you know, upscaling the image of it.
00:14:12I'd have been traveling around, kind of making an informal survey on small towns, the franchises that survive.
00:14:22Pork boy has good marketing people. It's just that it's good to get out in the field.
00:14:25I've also been kicking around an idea for our piggy pies.
00:14:38Those are the guys. Those are the guys that shot out my radiator.
00:14:45Excuse me!
00:14:48Excuse me!
00:14:51I think you owe me a radiator.
00:14:53Yeah?
00:14:55Yeah.
00:14:57You want a red 57 Chevrolet?
00:15:01Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.
00:15:03Weren't you out on the state highway about two o'clock this afternoon?
00:15:07No, no, no. We weren't out there. Where were we today?
00:15:10We was over at Chester's. Ain't that right, Chester?
00:15:13Yeah, that's right.
00:15:16What's your name?
00:15:20Who?
00:15:22Dink.
00:15:25Moss.
00:15:29Well, look, Hoot. I don't want to play hardball with you.
00:15:33You little asshole.
00:15:35There's two kinds of people that I hate. Rich and stupid.
00:15:39So I am the last man you want to fuck with.
00:15:43You got that?
00:15:49Back off, Brandy.
00:15:51Come on, let's go get that radio.
00:15:53Don't you ever do that to me again.
00:15:57I'm not afraid of you.
00:15:59What's everybody looking at? Let's play some pool, aren't you?
00:16:03That, that guy is in a lot of trouble. I'm gonna call the police.
00:16:04Look, don't even waste your time. You're gonna get your radiator. And if you're smart, which I don't think you are, you'll leave.
00:16:16Holy shit!
00:16:18Holy shit!
00:16:20My wallet, my papers, my paper, my paper, my paper, my paper, my paper, my paper.
00:16:25I'm not gonna call the police.
00:16:26I'm gonna call the police.
00:16:27Look, don't even waste your time. You're gonna get your radiator and if you're smart, which I don't think you are, you'll leave.
00:16:31Holy shit!
00:16:44My wallet, my papers.
00:16:47Don't even think about it.
00:16:50Now, can you drive this thing?
00:17:01Okay, that's a 55 Thunderbird.
00:17:2355 T-bird.
00:17:24Radiator.
00:17:27Yep, special order.
00:17:29$110.25.
00:17:31It's got to come from Tucson.
00:17:34Tucson.
00:17:39I've got, uh, $33.
00:17:44You've got a problem.
00:17:49Well, can I use your phone?
00:17:54Collect.
00:17:59How'd you hook up with him?
00:18:05Uh, hello, operator.
00:18:06This is a collectible from Beckman-Halsgood.
00:18:08I recognize you from somewhere.
00:18:12Were you in a band?
00:18:13No, don't think so.
00:18:15Hi, Dad.
00:18:16It's me.
00:18:18Did I wake you?
00:18:20Well, the survey's going well.
00:18:21I should be able to show marketing a thing or two.
00:18:24Guess where I am.
00:18:26I'm in Bowman, Arizona.
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:29I know, I know.
00:18:30I'll get there.
00:18:31Well, you're not going to believe this, but some guys shot out my radiator and stole my wallet.
00:18:47They shot out my radiator and stole my wallet.
00:18:50They shot out my radiator and stole my wallet.
00:18:53Random violence, Dad.
00:18:54I'm a victim.
00:18:55It just happened.
00:18:56I did not provoke them.
00:18:57It came out of nowhere.
00:18:59Well, I'm doing the best that I can to make it, but like I said, my wallet, my credit cards.
00:19:04Can you wire me some cash?
00:19:05Oh, I'd say about a thousand.
00:19:06The repairs are going to be pretty good.
00:19:07I know.
00:19:08I know.
00:19:09I know.
00:19:10I know.
00:19:11I know.
00:19:12I know.
00:19:13I know.
00:19:14I know.
00:19:15I know.
00:19:16I know.
00:19:17I know.
00:19:18I know.
00:19:19I know.
00:19:20I know.
00:19:21I know.
00:19:22I know.
00:19:23I know.
00:19:24I know.
00:19:25I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:27I know.
00:19:28Repairs are going to be pretty steep.
00:19:31I know it's a holiday weekend.
00:19:32Hold on.
00:19:33Do you work on Monday?
00:19:35No.
00:19:36Big road race.
00:19:37Nobody works.
00:19:38What race is that?
00:19:39The 66.
00:19:41It's not the Indy 500, but we like it.
00:19:44I know, Dad.
00:19:45I know.
00:19:47Listen, I really appreciate it.
00:19:50Yes, Dad.
00:19:52I know, Dad.
00:19:54Yeah, look, I'll talk to you soon.
00:19:56Bye-bye.
00:19:58Bye-bye.
00:20:00Where's your dad?
00:20:02He's at home in New York.
00:20:05What are you doing way out here?
00:20:06I'm trying to get to Palm Springs.
00:20:09Well, you sure didn't take the direct route.
00:20:12Tell me about it.
00:20:14That's it for tonight.
00:20:16Traveler's aid is closed.
00:20:17Johnny Hart.
00:20:18It's closed.
00:20:25Johnny Hart.
00:20:26Hart and Ross.
00:20:28Big stuff.
00:20:30You got a good memory.
00:20:32Who's Johnny Hart?
00:20:34Johnny Hart.
00:20:35You know, the musician.
00:20:44Well, I guess we're dead in the water for a while.
00:20:51Good luck.
00:20:53Where are you going?
00:20:55Hey, you can't just leave.
00:20:56What am I going to do?
00:20:58You'll survive.
00:20:59Hey, I'm serious.
00:21:00I'm no Boy Scout.
00:21:03Hey, you want to get the car fixed?
00:21:05I got $1,000 coming.
00:21:06Look, Junior, I don't give a damn about your money.
00:21:09You asked me to help you out, and I helped you out.
00:21:12And now you're leaving.
00:21:14See you later.
00:21:21You're not going to leave for that, are you?
00:21:36You're just going to leave for naught.
00:21:38You're just going to be leaving, you know,
00:21:40cause you're nothing to leave.
00:21:40You're just running around, too.
00:21:41I have to leave for us.
00:21:42Hey, he over here.
00:21:42After all, Dan Gister.
00:21:43Your boy is continued.
00:21:45You know, I get into your mind and me around.
00:21:45That's the start of my life.
00:21:52I show over balance, right?
00:21:53Good night.
00:21:54There's always going to be.
00:21:55Thanks for everything God.
00:21:56I want you Jeśli, Selma.
00:21:58What's your stick with?
00:21:59I check out my life.
00:22:01You're not only going to Jennr.
00:22:03I got her corresponding,
00:22:04I just need to be a mat raining last year.
00:22:06Home sweet home.
00:22:10What, we're going to sleep in there?
00:22:13Can't beat the price.
00:22:18There's got to be a radiator somewhere out there for you.
00:22:21Great.
00:22:28I don't know about you, but I'm going to sleep.
00:22:31I'm going to sleep.
00:22:54Big breasts aren't important to me.
00:23:01You know, they really grow them nice out here.
00:23:05The big sister works at home,
00:23:07so the little sister can go to junior college.
00:23:10I'm pretty sure the little one likes me.
00:23:13What makes you think she finds you attractive?
00:23:20Something in the eyes.
00:23:22I've seen it before.
00:23:24She saved herself for you, cowboy.
00:23:33That's right.
00:23:54It's the only one.
00:23:55The most and only.
00:23:56I'll go check the parties.
00:23:57You're good.
00:23:58I'll go check the parties.
00:24:00I want you.
00:24:01I'll go check the parties.
00:24:02I'll show you what happens.
00:24:03I'll help you.
00:24:04I'll be home.
00:24:05I'll be home.
00:24:06I'll be home.
00:24:07I'll take a while.
00:24:09I'll get someенты.
00:24:10I'll go check the party.
00:24:11Oh!
00:24:12This shoes!
00:24:13I'm just getting comfortable in here.
00:24:14I'll go check the centres to my friends.
00:24:15You hurt yourself!
00:24:16I'm all right, huh?
00:24:17Then you're ready.
00:24:18I'm on my property.
00:24:19The shoes!
00:24:20I'm sorry, man!
00:24:21When you came in, we need a radiator for a 55 T-Berg.
00:24:25You were gonna pay for it, I suppose.
00:24:28Sir, I think you're overreacting.
00:24:32Oh, shit.
00:24:34You gonna sell us a radiator or not?
00:24:39Wasn't loaded anyway.
00:24:51You just gotta understand.
00:24:53You fellas just can't come waltzing in on my property like some motel.
00:25:00I'm gonna protect my inventory.
00:25:02Oh, no, thank you.
00:25:0452 Lincoln. Didn't that have a 289?
00:25:08Oh, yeah, that's a real automobile.
00:25:13That was the end of an era.
00:25:17Look at these.
00:25:21Put anything to your mind?
00:25:26Now, you look at the cars nowadays.
00:25:28Look at the women.
00:25:30Look at the fashion.
00:25:31And then you know what I mean.
00:25:33Now, now, nowadays, the men, they want their lines straight, clean.
00:25:43They built cars.
00:25:44They were voluptuous.
00:25:46So...
00:25:47Hey.
00:25:49What a great iron out here.
00:25:51Look!
00:25:53There's the 32 Chrysler.
00:25:55Yeah.
00:25:56Hey!
00:25:57Low you stood, Baker?
00:25:59There's a 50 mark.
00:26:03Now, look.
00:26:04Looky here.
00:26:05Edsel.
00:26:06Now, believe it or not, now, that was a hell of a car.
00:26:09Yeah, solid steel, real chrome, oh, yes, V8 engine.
00:26:17Oh, everyone was a powerhouse in those days.
00:26:19It's all American.
00:26:22They were built to last.
00:26:24Now they have to call that guy from Tokyo just to change the oil.
00:26:34Had the time of my life in a car like this.
00:26:37All right, friends, come on over here.
00:26:40Here's where I have my Ford's.
00:26:46What if it doesn't fit?
00:26:51Then you wait for the new one.
00:26:59I think we should get out of here as soon as possible.
00:27:09I thought you had better things to do, lover, boy.
00:27:20All right, all right, now, nice and smooth.
00:27:23It has a beautiful piece of steel, snow.
00:27:25Oh.
00:27:26I think we should go ahead.
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:48Oh!
00:27:49Oh!
00:27:49Yeah!
00:27:50You think that'll do the job?
00:27:59If the cord's good.
00:28:00The cord's just fine.
00:28:02We'll settle up now, and you boys should go on up to the interstate.
00:28:07That's great.
00:28:09You know, before they built the interstate,
00:28:1266 was it.
00:28:15Everybody drove this road.
00:28:17Politicians, movie stars,
00:28:19well, Andy Devine was born here.
00:28:22This was a hell of a town.
00:28:28Oh, Sonny.
00:28:31It's none of my business, but I'd be careful.
00:28:34Next time I might not be a radiator that got a hole in it, you understand?
00:28:39You don't seem to mind his friends.
00:28:42Cash, cash.
00:28:44Besides, that kid's a little office rocker.
00:28:49Hey, good luck, kid.
00:29:00You'll never guess.
00:29:03My heart is aching for you, and it can't be controlled.
00:29:13Cause all I know is I love you, cause I'll make you my own.
00:29:20But it's aching for you, and it's plain to see that we're the only girl in this whole wide world for me.
00:29:33It's gonna be so nice.
00:29:34It's gonna be so nice.
00:29:36We love you right.
00:29:38I don't wanna think of anyone else tonight.
00:29:44My heart is aching for you, and it can't be controlled.
00:29:52Cause all I know is I love you, cause I'll make you my own.
00:29:58My heart is aching for you, and it can't be controlled.
00:30:06Cause all I know is I love you, and I wanna make you my own.
00:30:09My heart is aching for you, and it's plain to see.
00:30:13That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:17That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:21That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:23That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:25That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:27That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:29That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:33That you're the only girl, only girl for me.
00:30:37That you're the only girl, only girl for me
00:31:07I don't think so
00:31:09Gotta check on the lady
00:31:14Hey
00:31:16Did I tell you you sound real good?
00:31:18I appreciate it
00:31:20Later
00:31:23What do you have to do to get service around here?
00:31:26Get down on your knees and beg
00:31:33Uh, can I have a gin and tonic, your majesty?
00:31:37And bring me that bottle of Mezcal, Thelma
00:31:40How about you?
00:31:42Uh, beer's just fine
00:31:46What's Mezcal?
00:31:48Snake piss
00:31:50And it's too strong for you
00:31:52Uh, Thelma
00:31:54Cancel that gin and tonic
00:31:56It's snake piss for me
00:32:01Hi Beckman
00:32:03Hi
00:32:05You're not gonna drink that stuff, are you?
00:32:07He sure is
00:32:09Wait a minute, what's that in the bottom?
00:32:12A worm
00:32:13A worm?
00:32:14Bottoms up
00:32:23Used to be illegal
00:32:24Hallucinogenic
00:32:25Oh, there's nothing to it
00:32:35Oh, there's nothing to it
00:32:39Salud, amor y pesetas
00:32:49Y tiempo para gustos
00:32:52What's that mean?
00:32:54Health, love, and money
00:32:58And the time to enjoy it
00:33:00To enjoy it
00:33:07You okay?
00:33:08Oh, I'm fine
00:33:15Next part's a little tricky
00:33:17I get the worm in between my teeth
00:33:24And my lover bites the end off
00:33:29I'm not your lover
00:33:31Don't get technical
00:33:37Come on Beckman
00:33:38He he he
00:33:40Nah
00:33:41I only eat one thing that wiggles
00:33:46My heart is set
00:33:47My mind's been better
00:33:49My baby
00:33:54I hear you fixed your car
00:33:56When are you leaving?
00:33:58My baby
00:33:59Well, I thought I was leaving right away
00:34:01But now I think I'm gone
00:34:05Why don't you stay?
00:34:06See the race
00:34:08The race!
00:34:10The race!
00:34:12Of course, the race
00:34:14Your T-Bird qualifies with 366
00:34:17Well, it's actually 1955
00:34:20I know
00:34:22It's for cars made before 66
00:34:26Roadhouse sponsors it
00:34:27They run it on old Route 66
00:34:29Get it?
00:34:31Oh, yeah
00:34:32That's clever
00:34:35It's not what it used to be though
00:34:38Hoot and his boys have won it the last three years
00:34:41Mostly die-hards and crazies run it now
00:34:45It's not a friendly race
00:34:48Oh, I don't know why
00:34:50Hoot's such a friendly guy
00:34:55Hey Johnny!
00:34:56What do you say, pal?
00:34:58You and me
00:35:00The T-Bird
00:35:01We soup it up
00:35:02I'll drive
00:35:04We beat that fucking hoot
00:35:06And then we blow this ghost town
00:35:08Beckman
00:35:10You're drunk
00:35:11Fuck
00:35:18Fucking A
00:35:23If he wises up, it's his business
00:35:25If he doesn't wise up, it's still his business
00:35:30I-I need air
00:35:31I need air
00:35:33All right
00:35:35I gotta know
00:35:37How about to go
00:35:39My baby
00:35:40Ooh
00:35:41Ooh
00:35:43Just a mess
00:35:46Come on
00:35:50I don't normally drink like that
00:35:52I can drink like that
00:35:53But I don't normally
00:35:55I don't normally drink like that
00:35:57I can drink like that
00:35:59But I don't normally
00:36:02Must have been the worm, huh?
00:36:06You drive me somewhere?
00:36:07No
00:36:09Let's take a walk
00:36:11You drive me somewhere?
00:36:12No
00:36:14Let's take a walk
00:36:16It'll do you good
00:36:18You do drive, don't you?
00:36:21Let's take a walk
00:36:23Come on, I'm gonna show you around
00:36:26Hey, look
00:36:28I don't feel like driving
00:36:31Okay
00:36:33I'm sorry
00:36:37I think your buddy's kinda hot to get in our race
00:36:48Yeah
00:36:50Well, I think you gave him a little push
00:36:54Maybe
00:36:57I thought I would keep him around for a while
00:37:00My little sister has kinda taken a life to him
00:37:03He didn't have a whore's prayer and you know it
00:37:10He might
00:37:13He might
00:37:23You really don't know who Johnny Hart was?
00:37:25Is?
00:37:27He never played the Hamptons
00:37:29What happened to him?
00:37:34Well, he and his partner Roddy started playing the Roadhouse Circuit
00:37:38Then played the big motels here in Arizona
00:37:41A guy heard them, took them to Austin, and made a record
00:37:46Excuse me, I think this is helping
00:37:49Good
00:37:51Anyway, the record was a big hit and they went on tour and all that
00:37:55Did you ever see him?
00:37:59Yeah, a couple of times
00:38:01But I never would have recognized him when he rolled in here with you
00:38:04It's funny how different they look
00:38:06What happened?
00:38:10They were playing in Phoenix
00:38:12I'm not sure exactly what happened
00:38:14Um, I know it was a car
00:38:16An accident
00:38:18Roddy died
00:38:19I'm sorry about back there
00:38:33It's okay
00:38:37You're not the only one with troubles
00:38:39Yes
00:38:45So what are you doing with your life?
00:38:49I know you have a gift, you can make music
00:38:54It just doesn't make me happy anymore
00:38:59I think
00:39:04I think I'll barf now
00:39:06I'm feeling better
00:39:09I'm sure I'm feeling better
00:39:11You don't get flashbacks from this, do you?
00:39:35So what do you do?
00:39:38Well, I'm going into business with my dad
00:39:41We're buying a chain of restaurants
00:39:44Really? Which ones?
00:39:46Pork boy
00:39:48Well, they just opened one of those in Phoenix
00:39:50Back man, those are great
00:39:52I love those pork buckets, but I can never finish them
00:39:55I really can't talk about this now
00:39:57I think it's something to be proud of
00:40:00I've tilted it, I'm sorry, I really am
00:40:04Proud of
00:40:06By the end of every day
00:40:09At an average pork boy franchise
00:40:12Over 16,000 cubes of frozen pork
00:40:18Are breaded, deep fried, and inserted in Mr. Piggly's pouch
00:40:23And you want me to be proud of that?
00:40:25As an accomplishment, it's a good business
00:40:30You make a lot of money
00:40:32Well, I'm not sure I want a lot of money
00:40:35Oh, looky here, Melissa's back in town
00:40:40Ooh, you're growing up
00:40:43Leave us alone, Hoot
00:40:47Well, listen Melissa
00:40:49Listen Melissa
00:40:51When you get through with the snack
00:40:53Just come look me up
00:40:55You'll get the main course
00:40:58Drop dead
00:41:04Hey, Thelma
00:41:06There's a couple of beers for the ladies here
00:41:15I'm gonna play some Paul
00:41:17Back man
00:41:20I spent a whole semester playing pool
00:41:23Cost my dad five grand
00:41:29You wanna play?
00:41:31Maybe
00:41:33For steaks?
00:41:39He said steaks
00:41:40This is gold
00:41:47It's worth 800 bucks
00:41:50Golly, look at that thing
00:41:52There's a diamond in there
00:41:54That's good for 50
00:41:55Okay, name your game, pork meat
00:42:06Eight ball
00:42:08You got it, Moss
00:42:12Okay
00:42:14You put your money up
00:42:25Sure
00:42:29Here you go, Dink
00:42:31You hold on to it
00:42:33I'll hold on to that, fellas
00:42:36Thank you very much
00:42:37Thank you very much
00:42:41I did what everybody else around here does
00:42:44I got laid the night of my junior prom
00:42:48And got married after graduation
00:42:51And then you have some kids
00:42:55More kids
00:42:59Except for me it didn't happen that way
00:43:03I wanted it to
00:43:05And then at 24 the marriage goes sour and
00:43:11Get a divorce
00:43:13You ever been to Austin?
00:43:24No
00:43:26You like it there?
00:43:31They got some great music
00:43:32I've seen everything I want to see
00:43:38You sure about that?
00:43:43Yeah, I'll tell you
00:43:47What am I gonna do with all this money?
00:43:50What am I gonna do with all this dough?
00:43:53Now, gold red meat, gold red dough
00:43:56I planted in the ground and I made some more
00:43:59What am I gonna do with all this money?
00:44:01What am I gonna do with all this money?
00:44:05Take all my friends to the suburbs
00:44:07What am I gonna do with all this money?
00:44:10god
00:44:31Hey, little sucker got one, huh?
00:44:41Nice shot.
00:44:43Moss, shut up.
00:44:46What am I going to do?
00:45:01What am I going to do?
00:45:26What am I going to do?
00:45:31With all this change now
00:45:33What am I gonna do with all these Franklin's
00:45:36What am I gonna do with a whole bunch of money
00:45:38What am I gonna do
00:45:40What am I gonna do
00:45:42What am I gonna do
00:45:45What am I gonna do
00:45:46What am I gonna do
00:46:01Eight in the side
00:46:16Game's called
00:46:21Called
00:46:22Why
00:46:24On account of rain
00:46:31Hey who
00:46:33Yeah
00:46:35Beckett
00:46:41Dump shit
00:46:43Ah
00:46:44Ah
00:46:45Ah
00:46:46Ah
00:46:47Ah
00:46:48Ah
00:46:49Ah
00:46:50Ah
00:46:55Ah
00:46:57Ah
00:46:58Ah
00:46:59Ah
00:47:00Ah
00:47:02Ah
00:47:04Ah
00:47:06Ah
00:47:11Oh
00:47:13Er
00:47:14Ah
00:47:15Yeah
00:47:16Ah
00:47:19Ah
00:47:19Ah
00:47:20Ah
00:47:22Come on
00:47:27Ah
00:47:27You boys want to play?
00:47:29Play outside.
00:47:36I'll be seeing you.
00:47:57You boys sure know how to liven up a place.
00:48:13Maybe you'd like to cover my losses,
00:48:16because your fireworks are coming out of my pocket.
00:48:25I owe you.
00:48:27I owe you.
00:48:43Marie, Marie.
00:48:46They can talk on the back porch.
00:48:49I sit in my court.
00:48:52Why you sing so sad?
00:48:54Marie, Marie.
00:48:57Marie, Marie.
00:49:00It's so lonely in the far place.
00:49:02Please come with me.
00:49:06To the bright lights downtown.
00:49:08Marie, Marie.
00:49:12I say, hey, pretty girl.
00:49:14No.
00:49:15No.
00:49:16You understand.
00:49:17I just want to be your lover, man.
00:49:22Marie, Marie.
00:49:24Sun is down in the cornfield.
00:49:28Even it's dark.
00:49:30And you sing so sad, Marie, Marie.
00:49:35Here we go.
00:49:36Here we go.
00:49:37And you sing.
00:49:38You sing so sad, Marie.
00:49:39And you sing so sad, Marie.
00:49:40And you sing so sad.
00:49:41And you sing so sad.
00:49:42It's so sad.
00:49:43¶¶
00:49:50¶ Marie, Marie, it's so lovely in the fallin'
00:49:57¶ Come with me to the bright lights downtown
00:50:02¶ Marie, Marie, Marie, Marie, I got two weeks in back pay
00:50:11¶ There's gas in my car and your folks say I must go, Marie, Marie
00:50:18¶¶ I said, hey, pretty girl, don't you understand?
00:50:25¶¶ I just want to be your lover, man, Marie, Marie
00:50:32¶¶ Playing guitar on your back porch, you're leaving my door
00:50:38¶¶ Why do you sing so sad, Marie, Marie?
00:50:43¶¶ What do you sing so sad, Marie, Marie?
00:50:49¶¶ Why do you sing so sad, Marie, Marie?
00:50:53¶¶ Oh, easy there, Junior.
00:50:55¶¶ Ow!
00:50:57¶¶ I have to clean it out.
00:50:58¶¶ Can't stand the sight of blood.
00:51:02¶¶ You want to get some air?
00:51:04¶¶ Sure.
00:51:05¶¶
00:51:07¶¶ You were great.
00:51:12¶¶ What do you say?
00:51:14¶¶ First I'm a motel, now I gotta give them room, sir.
00:51:24¶¶ Your little sister sure loves playing doctor.
00:51:30¶¶ Yeah, we're a real compassionate family.
00:51:33¶¶
00:51:38¶¶ I was more like that, more than once.
00:51:42¶¶ You know, I used to look different.
00:51:44¶¶ Maybe they did me a favor.
00:51:46¶¶ Otherwise, I would have had women jumping all over me.
00:51:49¶¶ Here we go.
00:51:52¶¶
00:51:54¶¶ It keeps swelling down.
00:51:57¶¶ It sure does.
00:51:58¶¶ You sure you don't want some of this fire water?
00:52:01¶¶ It's a great anesthetic.
00:52:03¶¶ No, thank you.
00:52:04¶¶ Yeah, I know how you feel, kid.
00:52:07¶¶ Yeah, it's no picnic.
00:52:10¶¶ Never is when you're dealing with a no-good, mean son of a bitch.
00:52:14¶¶ You know, the people here never have stood up to hoot.
00:52:20¶¶ They never have.
00:52:22¶¶ They never will.
00:52:24¶¶ If I were young, I'd take a crack at them.
00:52:28¶¶
00:52:31¶¶
00:52:36¶¶
00:52:38¶¶
00:52:43¶¶
00:52:46¶¶ It's funny.
00:52:48¶¶ When the sun comes up, the whole world changes.
00:52:52¶¶
00:52:56¶¶ Another time, Johnny-ho.
00:52:58¶¶
00:53:12¶¶ How you feeling, Junior?
00:53:16¶¶ I'm gonna run in that race.
00:53:17¶¶ Don't waste your time.
00:53:19¶¶ Why do you wanna do something like that?
00:53:22¶¶ Why does hoot run it?
00:53:25¶¶ He's got his reasons.
00:53:27¶¶ Well, I've got mine.
00:53:29¶¶
00:53:32¶¶
00:53:37¶¶
00:53:38¶¶
00:53:40¶¶
00:53:42¶¶
00:53:44¶¶
00:53:46The 56-port truck has a great set of springs.
00:53:51We'll take them off, put them on your T-bird.
00:53:54You'll need them.
00:53:56I know old 66.
00:53:58That's Rob.
00:53:59You okay, Junior?
00:54:01He'll be fine.
00:54:03I snuck some sheep jism into his tomato juice.
00:54:09Some people just don't know what's good for him.
00:54:11Oh, he's going to be all right.
00:54:13I don't mind that he did it.
00:54:15But how did he get it?
00:54:18Mary had a little lamb
00:54:21His fleece was white as snow
00:54:25Everywhere the child went down
00:54:29You know, the lamb was sure to go
00:54:33If I'd have heard of school one day
00:54:37From a teacher's room
00:54:41What a time they had
00:54:45That day at school
00:54:49Once he ate
00:54:50That day at school
00:54:51Yeah
00:54:53What a time they had
00:54:54One day at school
00:54:55They were full of
00:54:56And they were all alone
00:54:58They were my one day
00:54:59But they didn't get to
00:55:00And they were all alone
00:55:01To know where they were
00:55:02They were the only one day
00:55:03They were all alone
00:55:04They were all alone
00:55:05Because that day
00:55:06They were all alone
00:55:07They were all alone
00:55:08They were all alone
00:55:09Cheers.
00:55:39Pass me, baby.
00:55:41Green as yellow basket
00:55:45Send a letter to my baby
00:55:49And on my way home I pass it
00:55:53It's pretty easy in the flats
00:56:17Start climbing the mountain over there
00:56:19Follow the ridge to open
00:56:21Turn around and come back down the same road
00:56:23He won't break any speed records
00:56:39Hey, Moss, how you doing?
00:56:41Here, hold this, lady
00:56:43Ah!
00:56:45Jesus, hold it
00:56:47Well, I told you to stop singing that shit
00:56:49Sound like some kind of goddamn faggot
00:56:53Hurt, didn't it?
00:56:57Jesse's been helping him
00:57:01Getting him parked
00:57:03T-Bird's in a race
00:57:05Great fucking deal
00:57:09So the guy picks up the frog and he says
00:57:23I'm gonna show you this one more time
00:57:29Can I get you guys anything?
00:57:31No, we're almost finished here
00:57:35Junior, why don't you go along with her
00:57:43And be gentle
00:57:45So you wanna go cool off?
00:58:05Yeah
00:58:07Yeah
00:58:23Couldn't have done it without you, Sam
00:58:25No, I don't
00:58:27You better go to bed
00:58:29You better go to bed
00:58:50That's some car
00:58:51It's a real bomber
00:58:53Hey, Mama had it forever
00:58:55She called it old reliable
00:58:59I call it marginally effective
00:59:01Marginally effective?
00:59:03What, are you studying business administration?
00:59:05Mm-hmm
00:59:07I thought so
00:59:09Marginally effective
00:59:15So do you like it back east?
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:18Yeah
00:59:19A lot
00:59:20Yeah
00:59:21Soon as I graduate junior college
00:59:23I wanna go to Swarthmore
00:59:25Maybe
00:59:26Maybe
00:59:27Faster
00:59:28Oh my gosh
00:59:29Shit
00:59:30Oh
00:59:32Um
00:59:33Here
00:59:34Let me
00:59:37Oh
00:59:38It's really gonna get sticky
00:59:40Yeah
00:59:41Um
00:59:42I think there's a lot of spit in the air back
00:59:44Okay
00:59:45Uh, you want this?
00:59:46Yeah
00:59:47Okay
00:59:48Let's go
00:59:49Let's go
01:00:16What's the matter?
01:00:17Afraid of the water?
01:00:18What's the matter?
01:00:19Afraid of the water?
01:00:20Feels nice
01:00:21You wanna get this spot?
01:00:22Uh-uh
01:00:23Uh-uh
01:00:24Uh-uh
01:00:25Uh-uh
01:00:26Of course, if anybody would like it
01:00:27If anybody was watching
01:00:28They wouldn't like it
01:00:29Uh-uh
01:00:30Uh-uh
01:00:31Uh-uh
01:00:33They wouldn't think we were just trying to cool off, would they?
01:00:34Uh-uh
01:00:35Uh-uh
01:00:36They think cooling off is the last thing on earth
01:00:37Uh-uh
01:00:38Uh-uh
01:00:39Uh-uh
01:00:40Uh-uh
01:00:41Uh-uh
01:00:42Uh-uh
01:00:43Uh-uh
01:00:44Uh-uh
01:00:45Uh-uh
01:00:46Uh-uh
01:00:47Of course, if anybody was watching, they wouldn't think we were just trying to cool off, would they?
01:01:01They think cooling off is the last thing on our mind
01:01:06You look a little warm yourself, back in the back
01:01:11Oh God!
01:01:20You're a tease
01:01:24Oh God!
01:01:51We'll see who it is
01:01:55Get back to your car
01:02:04Just get back to your car
01:02:06Get back to your car
01:02:13Get back to your car
01:02:31Get back to your car
01:02:35Get back to your car
01:02:36Get back to your car
01:02:37Get back to your car
01:02:38Get back to your car
01:02:39Get back to your car
01:02:40Get back to your car
01:02:41Get back to your car
01:02:42Get back to your car
01:02:43Get back to your car
01:02:44Get back to your car
01:02:45Get back to your car
01:02:46Get back to your car
01:02:47Get back to your car
01:02:48Get back to your car
01:02:49Get back to your car
01:02:50Get back to your car
01:02:51Get back to your car
01:02:52Get back to your car
01:02:53Get back to your car
01:02:54Get back to your car
01:02:55Get back to your car
01:02:56Get back to your car
01:02:57Get back to your car
01:02:58The car!
01:03:00The car!
01:03:02The car!
01:03:04Stop it!
01:03:06Forget the car!
01:03:08Sam's in there!
01:03:10You stupid son of a bitch!
01:03:12Don't let me find that car.
01:03:14None of this would have happened.
01:03:16Don't let me find that car.
01:03:18None of this would have happened.
01:03:20Forget the car!
01:03:22Sam's in there!
01:03:24You stupid son of a bitch!
01:03:26Don't let me find that car. None of this would have happened.
01:03:28I would have never met you, pal.
01:03:30I wouldn't even be here.
01:03:36Who the fuck are you to talk?
01:03:40Look at the way you deal with things!
01:03:42You just run away!
01:03:56Sam!
01:04:16Sam!
01:04:26I'm not gonna be here!
01:04:28No!
01:04:30I've got the way you're tied together.
01:04:32I've got to sit!
01:04:34I'm not gonna be here.
01:04:36I'll take you in the napkin.
01:04:38I've got to go, man!
01:04:40So let's have some fun!
01:04:42I'm not going to do another.
01:04:44But...
01:04:46Oh, my God!
01:04:48And...
01:04:50You're pretty!
01:04:51Isn't it?
01:05:22I have two fried eggs, please.
01:05:41Two fried.
01:05:46Where's your partner?
01:05:51You got restless.
01:05:54What about you?
01:05:56When are you leaving?
01:05:57I'm not sure yet.
01:05:59Well, don't be doing us any favors by staying any longer than you have to.
01:06:03What did I do to deserve that?
01:06:05What did Sam do to deserve what he got?
01:06:08You know, you people have a really screwed up sense of justice.
01:06:18You know who's responsible for that fire.
01:06:21I know who's responsible.
01:06:24God knows what else he's done.
01:06:28You all just...
01:06:31You just sit back and watch him.
01:06:34How do you know he started it?
01:06:40Sometimes circumstantial evidence is very strong.
01:06:43Like finding a trout in the milk.
01:06:47Who is he?
01:06:49What's the deal with this guy?
01:06:51His name is Randy Bovey.
01:06:54Comes from Oatman.
01:06:56His father's a judge.
01:06:57Has advantages.
01:06:58Why doesn't he leave?
01:07:00Oh, you don't understand.
01:07:03People out here, they don't leave.
01:07:06I'll be very happy to leave.
01:07:11You just get up and...
01:07:13leave.
01:07:14Like your friend.
01:07:20Does Jesse know he left?
01:07:22Yeah.
01:07:26I think Jesse was getting to him.
01:07:30Jesse's a handful.
01:07:32I ask who's.
01:07:33What?
01:07:34They were married.
01:07:37Didn't last long.
01:07:39Now Jesse has the same attitude about men as I do.
01:07:43What's that?
01:07:44Find them young, treat them rough, and tell them nothing.
01:07:50Okay.
01:08:04Set the cans up, Moss.
01:08:06I just did.
01:08:07Get out there, Moss.
01:08:13Forward pass, Moss.
01:08:14Whoo!
01:08:15Shit, Hoot!
01:08:24You crazy?
01:08:25You're damn right I'm crazy.
01:08:27God damn it, Hoot!
01:08:28Cut that shit out!
01:08:29Cut that out.
01:08:30Cut this out.
01:08:31You like watching those kids fuck, don't you?
01:08:34Come on, Hoot, huh?
01:08:35That's how you get your kicks, ain't it, fat boy?
01:08:36You got it wrong.
01:08:37I didn't tell them nothing.
01:08:38No, no, you're right.
01:08:39I was just looking at them.
01:08:40Can't have any perverts running with me.
01:08:42You oughta learn how to count.
01:09:06You're gonna have a long walk back home, hold on...
01:09:11Come on, Dick.
01:09:41Come on, Dick.
01:10:11I'm waiting for my dad to call back.
01:10:41You really think you could have won?
01:10:54Of course you could have.
01:11:00Not that it means much racing against who.
01:11:04Try and be careful.
01:11:06Not a scratch, I promise.
01:11:07Come on, Junior.
01:11:11We got work to do.
01:11:37Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
01:11:44I love you, honey, baby, can't you see?
01:11:47Got me all sugar.
01:11:50I love you, honey, girl, but you're the one from me.
01:11:53Got me all sugar, sugar, sugar.
01:11:58Hey, baby, got me all sugar.
01:12:01Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
01:12:08It's two of my time from the rest of the day.
01:12:11Oh, sugar, oh, sugar, oh, sugar.
01:12:13Dink and Moth aren't in it to win.
01:12:15They run interference for Hoot to make sure he wins.
01:12:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:21I love you, honey, baby.
01:12:23I think it's night.
01:12:24You got me all sugar, can't take my lip from the ride.
01:12:30You got me all sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
01:12:34Funny thing, the police think the fire at Sam's was arson.
01:12:39They're looking for clues.
01:12:41What do you know about that?
01:12:43Well, Jesse, you know as well as I do that, um,
01:12:48accidents can't happen.
01:12:54Oh, Cali, it's you.
01:12:58How sheet this happened?
01:13:00Okay, all stairway, go out of here to come down.
01:13:04Give me kisses from a single thing I say, HAYY!
01:13:10I love you, honey, baby, can't you see?
01:13:17Pitiful.
01:13:18Where have they all gone?
01:13:2072, we had 40 cars in this rent.
01:13:22Sugar, sugar, sugar, hey, baby, got me all sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
01:13:34Boss, better get his ass in gear.
01:13:36Savin' his spot, ain't he?
01:13:38Remember, 57 had 600 pounds on him.
01:13:41Right.
01:13:42If he hits you, you're gonna crumple like a potato chip.
01:13:44Great.
01:13:45You've got more speed.
01:13:46You're gonna spin out on the curse, though, because you got a light rear end.
01:13:51That's what they all say.
01:13:55Good luck.
01:14:10Listen, pal, uh, I think I've been a little bit out of line.
01:14:14I'd probably say we'd call this off, you know?
01:14:18Friends.
01:14:21Suit yourself, eh?
01:14:39About time you've been...
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01:25:26Beckman Hall's good.
01:25:28Beckman Hall's good, Jr.
01:25:32Here.
01:25:32I'll be right back.
01:25:39You're going to be right back.
01:25:46You're going to be right back.
01:25:53Here's where I get up.
01:26:00I told you, I told you.
01:26:07I told you I was going to get out of this town.
01:26:09You're going to be right back.
01:26:16Here's where I told you.
01:26:17Here's where I told you.
01:26:25Here's where I told you.
01:26:26Here's where I get up.
01:26:27I'm going to be right back.
01:26:28I'm going to be right back.
01:26:29I'm going to be right back.
01:26:34I'm going to be right back.
01:26:35I'm going to be right back.
01:26:36Jesse's coming with me.
01:26:37Oh, yeah.
01:26:41Not a scratch, huh?
01:26:44Good luck.
01:26:46Hey.
01:26:47Later.
01:26:48OK.
01:26:49Why Phoenix?
01:26:50Because they don't sell guitars in this town.
01:27:20I'm not a Christian.
01:27:21I'm a hot rod man.
01:27:22I'm a hot rod man.
01:27:23I'm a hot rod man.
01:27:24I'm a hot rod man!
01:27:25I'm a hot rod man!
01:27:26Look out little mama!
01:27:27I'm a hot rod man!
01:27:28Look out little mama gonna get you right back.
01:27:29Best car Beckman.
01:27:30Real bomber!
01:27:31Thanks.
01:27:33Guess you're leaving, huh?
01:27:35Yep.
01:27:37I just happen to have my suitcase with me.
01:27:42Oh you do, do you?
01:27:47I'm a hot rod man.
01:27:50Hot rod man.
01:27:51I'm a hot rod man.
01:27:52Hot rod man.
01:27:53Look out, little mama, holding the chair if I can.
01:28:00Yep.
01:28:02It's your suitcase, all right.
01:28:13Will you two cut the bullshit?
01:28:16Pick up a suitcase, Beckman.
01:28:23Now put it in the car.
01:28:36Now get out of here.
01:28:46We'll see you next time.
01:28:47Yeah.
01:28:47Bye.
01:28:48Bye.
01:28:48Bye.
01:28:49Bye.
01:28:50Bye.
01:28:53Bye.
01:29:05Bye.
01:29:06Bye.
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