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00:00All right, we're live.
00:02That's what goes on in the head of the scenes.
00:06Hey, guys.
00:06We are here live with million-dollar matchmaker Patty Stanger
00:12and her two projects of the season,
00:16Vinny Ventura and Daniel McGuire,
00:18who you might recognize from Bachelorette and Bachelor of Paradise.
00:25So send in your questions if you guys have any.
00:27Can I read those for a while?
00:29No.
00:29But we'll get them after, I promise.
00:33Oh, my God, it's cranking.
00:34I know.
00:35Hey, guys.
00:36Thanks for joining us.
00:38So I guess I want to start with you.
00:40You are just the expert on love, and I've been up here for years.
00:45So I guess first and foremost, we'll start with kind of what you think of the guys.
00:50Why couldn't Vinny find love before coming to you?
00:53Vinny can find love everywhere.
00:55The problem is he's not selective.
00:57He'll take whatever.
00:58He'll take, hey, you, you, bring a plan, whatever.
01:01No.
01:02And he's basically like, ooh.
01:04Ooh, I got a connection here.
01:05Okay, both are like kind of red.
01:07I mean, this is Danza, G-O-T red.
01:10Okay.
01:11Okay.
01:11So anyway, he was a cliff driver.
01:13He picked what he wants.
01:14He picked anybody that came his way and is like one and done, and he didn't look under
01:17the hood of the car, so to speak, to buy the car.
01:20And now he is.
01:21That was his problem.
01:22Okay.
01:22And what about Daniel?
01:23Daniel is high standards.
01:25So he knows what he wants.
01:26He's like a lion in the wilderness looking for prey.
01:29And if he doesn't like it, he won't, you know, he won't date it.
01:32I mean, he's pretty picky.
01:33He's very picky.
01:34So that kind of leads me right into my next question.
01:36What are your thoughts on high expectations when it comes to relationships?
01:39Well, I mean, look, Daniel, if you make a wish list of what you want and you are not
01:44the wish list, then you don't get the wish list.
01:46So in his case, he's fit.
01:47He's in shape.
01:48He wants a healthy lifestyle.
01:50He doesn't want to party girls.
01:52So he's those things.
01:53So I'm okay with that.
01:55And kind of what do you think is the number one reason why women are struggling to find
02:01love today?
02:01There are not enough men in the census of the United States.
02:05There's 110 million people that are single.
02:0740% are women over 40.
02:09So that's part one.
02:10Part two is that men are not stepping up.
02:13They're like, you're making money now.
02:14You ask me now.
02:15That's why Bumble exists.
02:16We should ask the guy out.
02:18So it's like, you know, it's a rough time for women.
02:20We're more women in college than ever before.
02:23We're not going to equal pay for equal dollar.
02:24But they kind of feel like we don't need them anymore.
02:27So they're like, if you want us, you better chase us.
02:29Do you guys agree with that?
02:31Well, they're not like that, but, you know, in general.
02:33Right.
02:33We're talking about generality.
02:35Like, do you feel like before, Patty, you kind of had that mentality?
02:38You go, man.
02:40Go first.
02:41She first.
02:41No, you go.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:44General, man.
02:44I'm going to tell you.
02:45I'm going to have to be nice in that.
02:46I don't want to take a laugh.
02:47They're best friends.
02:48They're both mansors.
02:49I'm just going to get out of the way and you can watch them date.
02:51Okay?
02:53No, I mean, I think we were talking about it earlier.
02:56The question, what was the question you got to?
02:57That's the way you don't want to answer.
02:59I knew it.
03:00If they're hungry, it's lunchtime.
03:02They're glazed.
03:03No, was there no one wire for women not finding relationships?
03:06Yeah.
03:06I was talking about it earlier.
03:07I think there is an insecurity issue that's major now with social media.
03:12Huge.
03:12Huge insecurity.
03:13And I think that's not a lot of girls.
03:14Yeah, that's probably true.
03:15That's what I'm saying.
03:16A lot of girls are sometimes intimidated and insecure.
03:19But also, they're not confident.
03:21Social media.
03:22The biggest problem, I think, nowadays is because of social media.
03:25Everyone sees things like what they've got to look like.
03:28They're getting likes.
03:28So, they get a gratification from likes, but they don't get that actual dating sort of thing.
03:34It's a fake kind of gratification.
03:36It also boosts your ego sometimes.
03:37Like, oh, I'm guessing that.
03:38I also think that, you know, we're on Instagram right now, which is my favorite.
03:43That's why I don't Facebook fuck you.
03:45So, this is the whole thing.
03:48I think that on the weekends, when I do settle in and I scroll, scroll, scroll, and I see those
03:52Instagram couples who are perfectly hanging at the picnic on Sunday with their baby.
03:56They don't know what.
03:56I mean, like Olivia from the city.
04:00What's her camping room last name?
04:01Matt Kupo, the other one.
04:02And her husband, who, do you remember the city?
04:05Olivia from the city.
04:07She's like, with Whitney and Olivia.
04:09I mean, I'm like, you're really young.
04:11So, anyway, Olivia's married to a model.
04:13She's got this perfect life and perfect this.
04:15And then you think, like, who's going to like me?
04:17I'm just a normal girl.
04:19I don't have perfect tics.
04:20I'm not size two.
04:21I don't have a perfect angel.
04:23And then we get it secured.
04:24And then everything's retouched.
04:25Then you switch over to J-Lo, who's 48.
04:28And you're like, oh, my God.
04:29I don't look like her either.
04:31So, where do I fit into the normal scheme of things?
04:34That's really the problem.
04:35What's her name, Olivia?
04:36Publicist over there.
04:37Olivia Caridi.
04:38What?
04:39No.
04:40No.
04:40No.
04:41No.
04:42No.
04:43Olivia from the city.
04:44Check it for me right now.
04:45I can't believe I'm liking Olivia.
04:47I love you.
04:47You're my style.
04:48Oh, I know who you're talking about.
04:49What's your last name?
04:50Tell me, because I'm going to freak out that I didn't know her last name.
04:52Because it's a bad movie.
04:53Anyway, her husband's a model.
04:55And she's, don't you remember her from the city?
04:57Wait.
04:58Olivia.
04:59Palermo.
05:00Yes.
05:00So, Olivia Palermo has the most perfect Instagram you have ever seen.
05:09It was the bar for us.
05:11She was probably one of the original first people on Instagram.
05:13And I was just like, I cannot live in that world.
05:15That world, every day looking perfect.
05:17I'm just not that girl.
05:18You know?
05:18Yeah.
05:19And that depressed me.
05:20So, you kind of mentioned it briefly, but dating apps.
05:24Did you guys have dating apps?
05:26Yeah.
05:26I was like, were you on?
05:28Yeah.
05:28Yeah, no, I, uh, we both have used them.
05:33And, uh.
05:33Who's using them?
05:34You've used them, yeah.
05:35You get them more or you just see them both.
05:38No, no, right now.
05:38No, I'm not on there.
05:39I'll ask you a question.
05:40Why does an Instagram have a, can I talk to you, Mark, really seriously?
05:43Let's talk to you.
05:44Charky.
05:44Why are you not making a dating app?
05:47Like, bringing me on, making an Instagram dating app.
05:50That would be great.
05:51I'm like, can we talk Mark Zuckerberg, Jew to Jew, about it?
05:55I don't understand why you don't have one and why you didn't hire me to make one with you.
05:59Well, right now, people talk through direct messages on Instagram.
06:03So, a lot of guys use that or girls to meet people.
06:06But, I mean, when they came in, they killed Snapchat, Instagram.
06:09So, the truth is, they're the ones holding the game.
06:12Oh, big time.
06:13Facebook is older now.
06:14Grandma's on Facebook.
06:15We're not on Facebook.
06:16So, let's make an Instagram dating app because that, because when you watch our show this
06:20season, Million Dollar Matchmaker, at least six of the people on our show are using Instagram
06:25to date.
06:26Now, the older people, if we still, and if you could please, you know, show me Mark Zuckerberg.
06:31We're the straight man over 40 for me.
06:34Okay?
06:34Because I'm a single right now.
06:35That's him.
06:35Because I don't know where they are on Instagram.
06:37They're just their younger generation.
06:38Right.
06:39I mean, so, if, on dating apps, what does the perfect profile look like?
06:46Like, what should everyone include?
06:47Well, pictures that don't involve five girls.
06:50That's the worst.
06:51That would drive me nuts.
06:51Wait, wait, so there are five girls?
06:52So, you can't just figure out which girls.
06:54Which girls?
06:54Oh, so, like, this guy who's got us.
06:55You stop at all.
06:56And also, ones that, like, they're just not clear pictures.
06:59They're just fuzzy.
06:59So, should we get mad at you when you have five models hankering all over you and he's
07:04in the middle?
07:04No, I don't put a picture.
07:05Well, you've got to put a picture.
07:06Come on.
07:07Another thing is, this might sound shallow, but show, like, a variety of pictures.
07:11Show, like, a little bit of body because I want to see what I'm working with.
07:14Right?
07:14If you just have...
07:14So, you want the bikini shot?
07:16It helps.
07:17So, I put the bikini shot on two, three weeks ago.
07:19Is that good for me?
07:20I think it would help.
07:20It's good.
07:21Yeah?
07:21Okay.
07:21Because I put the...
07:22I put...
07:22Please, you know what you're dealing with, you know?
07:24What would you like?
07:25Yep.
07:25Okay.
07:25Saves time.
07:26But then...
07:27And then, what kind of interest?
07:28Maybe, you know, if you're working out or ancient animals or traveling, show kind of
07:32some interest out there.
07:32So, you want to see more than just standing in front of a picture.
07:35Of course.
07:35Active lifestyle.
07:36Of course.
07:36What do you want to see?
07:37Maybe, like, laughing with your family.
07:39Maybe, like, have a little baby in there.
07:41Not their baby.
07:41But you, like...
07:42But then maybe...
07:43No, like...
07:44But then they put that to your mom.
07:46Okay.
07:46So, you want to know that the family that didn't want to see the active lifestyle.
07:49Well, just not just have the app, but, like, things that on maybe inches or whatever
07:52their chest ended.
07:53But another thing is, put your Instagram up there, because I want to see more than five
07:57pictures.
07:57So, you want to see more than tippy sunglasses.
07:59Exactly.
08:00Yeah.
08:00So, but also, when you're on these dating apps and you reach out to the girl, are you waiting
08:05for them to reach out to you?
08:06Well, the good thing with Bumble is that they have to reach out to you.
08:09Right.
08:10To me.
08:10Now, we have to figure out if they're really actually interested.
08:12Because with Tinder, guys, it's always guys.
08:14And then, often, you need to be saying...
08:16But there's no girls on Tinder?
08:17No.
08:17I said, it's usually the guys that we can start...
08:19Yeah, yeah.
08:19That's because you want to sex with us.
08:21Right.
08:21Exactly.
08:22But it's all about Tinder.
08:23Tinder is over.
08:24Tinder is in your face.
08:25You can hear a little bit more.
08:25Tinder is in your face.
08:26They have the shirts off.
08:27Right.
08:27And no face.
08:28Like, okay, I'm going to fuck your body, but I don't see your face.
08:30Like, what the fuck is that?
08:31Right.
08:32So, I'm, like, hysterical about that.
08:33So, last week, I was on Tinder.
08:37I met someone.
08:37I really liked him.
08:38And then, he sent me, like, the dick pic thing.
08:41And I don't know him.
08:41I don't understand why I'm fighting you.
08:42I don't know him.
08:43I don't know him.
08:44So, it was the shirt off with the little pee-pee sticking out.
08:46And I'm like, dude, like, not good.
08:50Well, hey.
08:51So, but you guys are on, when you go on the ass, it's to meet someone.
08:55It's not just show up anymore.
08:59Well, I'm 32 years old.
09:00Yeah.
09:01He's getting into it.
09:01Well, I'm 32 years old, and I, you know, I've had my fair share of girls.
09:04So, I'm not just looking for sex.
09:05He's looking for serious love.
09:06Right?
09:07Yeah.
09:07I agree.
09:08I mean, I'm not getting any younger.
09:09I'm turning 30 next month.
09:10They're relationship guys, but you've got to be the right girl to be the right girl.
09:13Exactly.
09:13So, if you're not in a relationship with a girl, then you might maybe just be a woman
09:17with a stand or run, you know, for fun.
09:19So, I brought you different types of girls.
09:20But do you tell them they're when I stand?
09:22No.
09:23I mean, just, I mean.
09:24Can you tell them when I stand?
09:24But you can also tell them about your girl's pictures if she's going to be the right girl.
09:26Yeah, often.
09:27Oh.
09:27Yeah, wait.
09:27How do you tell?
09:28Oh.
09:28Yeah, how do you tell?
09:29What's the tell?
09:30What kind of pictures she takes and how she does?
09:33So, you're talking about the skanky ones that are hanging off the pole?
09:36Or are you talking about like if it's just a baggy?
09:37Oh, there's that girl they come.
09:39Like what?
09:40Like what's like?
09:40Just, you can tell.
09:41You can tell.
09:42It's just making sure her boobs are in there and the next thing you have to turn her in
09:45front of her ass.
09:45So, if I go like this, that means I want them when I stand up.
09:47Go like this.
09:48Yeah, if your hands are there and you're putting the puppies on this button, you're trying to
09:51get it in tonight.
09:53Yeah.
09:53I got a black child love going on or something like that.
09:57So, when you guys were on Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise, were you ready to be
10:03with someone?
10:04You know, I think we're always ready to be the right person to come along.
10:07And, you know, that's one of these things with the show.
10:10It's sometimes unrealistic when you have 25 guys fighting for one girl.
10:13It's a random girl.
10:14It's not a girl that you might be interested in because I didn't know who JoJo was.
10:19You know, we just got thrown on the show and it's like, okay, here's a girl like, you
10:21know.
10:22How did they find you when they found you?
10:24Well, I got asked via Facebook.
10:26I know you asked.
10:27I was at work and there was a casting scout there.
10:29So, okay.
10:29So, they kind of like do what we do.
10:31We go all over the place.
10:32I'd say 50 for what can you do now.
10:35I think the good thing about The Bachelor and the good thing about the franchise and
10:38Million Dollar Matchmakers were real.
10:40So, we're looking for real people.
10:42We do do celebrities on my show, which they don't do, but we do look for real people for
10:47them to date.
10:49You understand?
10:49So, we have to use every modality that's out there to us.
10:53So, when you went on, were you ready to see?
10:55Did you know they were going to meet like as you?
10:56Did you know that it was easy was going to be the one like you knew you were one and
11:01done and you were ready?
11:01No, because I wanted to see her outside of the TV world.
11:04You know, those other guys.
11:05And everything was the situation that I wanted to see her in.
11:07But, I mean, I mean, at that time of my life, you know, I was ready to see her.
11:10With these shows, especially like Paradise or, yeah, well, let's just talk about Paradise.
11:16You have 10 random girls.
11:17They're not 10 girls that I'm interested in.
11:20Or I don't tell the producers, this is what kind of girl I'm looking for.
11:21Oh, they don't do that.
11:22No.
11:23So, they do that at home.
11:24It's just a 10 random girl.
11:25They have to tell me specifically what they want.
11:29And I have 48 hours to find them.
11:31That's a true story.
11:31Oh, yeah.
11:3248 hours.
11:33And she's not good.
11:33And Donna, I don't want to speak.
11:34Let's do this.
11:35Donna Deerica was on the show this season.
11:37Nikki Sixx.
11:38She's nice.
11:39She was being pushed out for someone else.
11:47And she's my friend.
11:48So, I was trying to get her back in to be this person.
11:50And we didn't have any time.
11:52So, I felt awful.
11:54And then sometimes people switch their weeks.
11:56And then you have the person's week.
11:57The daters are set up.
11:58And it's the whole client match.
12:00So, we asked them.
12:02And then we have to go out and look like elves for Christmas and find all the perfect presents.
12:06You know?
12:07Right.
12:07Yeah.
12:07I didn't know that they didn't ask me.
12:09No, no, no, no, no.
12:10They don't, they don't, they don't, I don't think they do it.
12:11And that would make them go shopping.
12:12Of course, it's more realistic.
12:14But that's the thing you want to realize is just 10 grand people.
12:16You're going to have a limited amount of time.
12:18I need to talk to a lot of people.
12:19And then it's like, well, they kind of sometimes they ask who would you like to be there.
12:24But still, you're, you know, you're left with the bachelor community, you know?
12:27So, they don't say like I like talk.
12:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:30Would you go on Bachelorette?
12:32Oh my god, yeah.
12:33In five minutes, I'd have a fielding.
12:34Do you guys want to see Bachelorette on Bachelorette?
12:36I think it should be great.
12:37Rob Mills, call me.
12:38Yeah.
12:39The genres, they're amazing.
12:40A lot of it, I bet them they're just, I, my hat's off to them.
12:44Yeah, the pictures are amazing.
12:45Not the better things to say about them.
12:46I mean, like, when I watch Unreal, it's like a smidgen.
12:49Like, Unreal's kind of, like, similar to our show.
12:51Yeah.
12:52We have all this crazy shit that happens back in history on Bravo,
12:55and my VP wanted it to tie it up in a boat
12:59because she wanted you to have hope at the end of the day.
13:01Right.
13:02You know, the people were banging in the mixer in the bathroom
13:05and getting drunk and my sidekick is sleeping with Lou Rockwell.
13:08And, you know, it was like, they didn't want us to be Vanderpump meets Housewives,
13:13and I wanted it to be what they did.
13:14So a lot of shit goes down.
13:16A lot of shit.
13:16A lot of alcohol.
13:17That's the problem.
13:18A lot of alcohol.
13:20Yeah.
13:20Yeah.
13:20And you're kind of forced in this situation where you're there only to find love.
13:24You know, there's no phones.
13:25There's no distractions.
13:27And so it's kind of like sometimes it's forced in a sense of, like,
13:30you have to find, like, desperation.
13:33You know, you are going there, hopefully, to find, you know, love.
13:36You know, some people have different agendas.
13:38I mean, Tristan Ryan found love.
13:40Oh, yeah.
13:40I mean, when she was the first Bachelorette, people were like, this is bullshit.
13:43And he was in it to win it.
13:45They have a great relationship.
13:47It's not easy.
13:48Nobody's relationships are easy, by the way.
13:49Nobody.
13:50Okay?
13:50And it was kind of a cool thing because now the table turned.
13:54We always wanted the girl, always wanted to be the one.
13:57Right.
13:57It's always the guy, like Cinderella, you know, and the prince.
14:00And then they switched the game, and that was my favorite part.
14:02They let the, like, Rachel this season.
14:04Right?
14:04Yeah.
14:04So, Vinny, when you were with Izzy, and then you weren't, kind of looking back on that,
14:15what are you, what do you think went wrong?
14:17Now that you've been with Izzy, you've learned.
14:18Well, I think there, like, there could be the reason why, you know, I identified that I was
14:21a cliffhanger.
14:22It's true.
14:23I kind of just got stuck with the overall feeling of the relationship, and, you know,
14:29there's the connection, but I didn't really dig deep into, like, you know, what, maybe
14:32there was something wrong with their past, and I could have seen some red flags if I
14:36would have just dug a little deeper and not been so vulnerable and so had to heal so fast.
14:40And he went and did VIP after me.
14:42So the truth that matters this season, did you learn something from me?
14:46Of course.
14:46Yeah, I think he changed the game this season.
14:49You'll see.
14:51You'll see what happens.
14:52And...
14:53You're old VIP.
14:54VIP.
14:54I couldn't be engaged right now.
14:56Who knows?
14:57Wow.
14:58But you're not allowed to wear the ring you're talking about.
14:59Right.
15:00Because, you know, well, you wouldn't have a ring line.
15:02No.
15:02Unless you're married.
15:03Oh, you're right, you're right.
15:04Are you married?
15:05See, he's so...
15:06I wouldn't, yeah, wouldn't wear the ring if I got engaged.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Um, so tell me a little bit about Bachelor of Pirates.
15:13Tell me a little bit.
15:14Tell me about it.
15:15What happened?
15:16Are you crazy having a little bit?
15:17I don't know.
15:18I haven't heard anything.
15:19Did you take Corinne?
15:20I actually, um...
15:22Did you want Corinne?
15:23I mean, Corinne had to do there.
15:24Did you think Corinne was hot?
15:25You and Corinne had to do it?
15:26She's a friend of mine.
15:27Did you kiss her?
15:27Did you?
15:28Did you?
15:29She made a boyfriend.
15:30Make my job easy.
15:31She had a boyfriend and she's a friend of mine, so, um...
15:36We had a couple conversations while she was there, you know, for the first half.
15:39And then we got shut down, and then everybody went home, but, you know, the original cast,
15:43the picture was released, I think, yesterday.
15:44Yeah, live.
15:45What do you think of the picture?
15:46She was Courtney Love.
15:48She was Courtney Love in the picture, don't you think?
15:49Oh, wow.
15:50She was so Courtney Love in the picture.
15:52She was Courtney Love in the picture.
15:53I fucking love it.
15:53Did she get a water in the water?
15:55I think she looked like, yeah, she might have just water in the water.
15:56She got washed up like, like, literally.
15:58It was flat.
15:59She swam over.
16:00She swam.
16:01From my head.
16:02I don't know, that was like a real ratchet picture we took.
16:04I don't know, that was like a real ratchet picture we took.
16:04We had a few signs in it.
16:06Vini was trying to climb up on his tippy toes.
16:09Um, so, was, um...
16:12You know, they always take the picture, I was asking the question, when we do our pictures,
16:15your promise, always like, after the 10 weeks we shot.
16:18I'm like, could you not do it the first day when I look skinny and I look good?
16:21So they shot it at the end of the day when they were sweating and drinking.
16:25They don't look pretty then.
16:26So, Corinne, have you spoken to her since?
16:30Just briefly, like, hi, how are you, how's things?
16:32He's not going to tell you if he did it.
16:34No, really, that's what I said.
16:35I didn't want to be like, hey, what happened with that?
16:37Because I know probably thousands of people are asking about that.
16:39Of course.
16:40I know what I said.
16:40What do you think of, um, uh, another relationship?
16:44Say, like, a man named Robbie.
16:45What do you think about that?
16:46Yeah.
16:47Well, I mean, I...
16:48You should be a journalist, are you?
16:51Well, you know, I made a statement yesterday saying that, you know, people would do anything for
16:55Instagram filers and they really didn't appreciate that.
16:56And I was just being honest with what I said.
16:58No, you were telling the truth, though.
16:59No, I wasn't.
16:59That was the truth.
17:00No, and then they didn't like rest in.
17:02It's true, you will.
17:02Wow.
17:02But when I hear both sides of the spectrum, and, you know, Robbie is a friend of mine,
17:06but then he's also a friend of Josh's, like, how are you going to go date somebody that
17:09you're friends with?
17:10Isn't that a row code in that?
17:11Right.
17:11That's like, yeah.
17:12I wouldn't go against a lot of stuff.
17:14Well, you were just with Olivia.
17:15What's her last name?
17:16Right here.
17:16Okay, so she's friends with Izzy, so she can't date Vinny, and there was a code there.
17:20Well, at least give it a lot of time, you know, give it a year or something like that.
17:24Oh, but then you're allowed?
17:25Well, it's a lot more time.
17:26You have Daniel's rules, one year, and you can date your best friend.
17:28And you're going to have less stuff.
17:30No, but it depends how long you date for.
17:32They were aged.
17:32Yeah, that's huge.
17:33That's huge.
17:34She was using her kids.
17:35That's huge.
17:36They wouldn't do it.
17:37If it was a couple weeks, like, say, you know, Vinny was dating Izzy for 10 days.
17:41No, no, I'm thinking Luann girl code here.
17:44I don't know.
17:44No, I don't know.
17:44I had hands in my head.
17:46I'm here too.
17:47I commented on a situation that I didn't agree with it.
17:49And now that, you know, they're getting mad for me for saying that.
17:52I didn't say anything derogatory.
17:53No, you were saying, no.
17:54Do you think they'll last?
17:57I don't know.
17:57I mean, there's only one picture of them holding hands.
17:59Right.
18:00But how long has it been?
18:02Long have you been at home?
18:03I don't know when in Paradise Home.
18:04About a month now.
18:05Okay.
18:06So it's only a month.
18:06Let's get a break.
18:07I mean, look, I think they're really cute.
18:10Right.
18:11And I'm happy for them.
18:12Great looking people.
18:12I'm happy for them if that does happen.
18:14How come they did that?
18:15They're not supposed to get a picture of.
18:18You're not supposed to tell anything.
18:19Maybe not too.
18:20Because it was no.
18:21Not too bad.
18:22Right.
18:22Exactly.
18:23So you're supposed to keep a deal.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Right.
18:25Is there anyone from the Bachelor franchise that you think should meet, Abby?
18:31You said it.
18:32Say it.
18:32Olivia Carieri.
18:33Well, besides your career.
18:35Oh.
18:35What about the guy?
18:36Oh, Chad.
18:38Chad.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Chad.
18:40Yeah.
18:40Because I, when Chris and him had the breakdown last season, I was upset.
18:45And I texted Chris, what the fuck is that?
18:46And he goes, well, his father, his parent died.
18:48And I was like, why didn't you say anything?
18:50It's because it's not the show.
18:51Their show is the front of the seat.
18:54My show is to tell you why this person is doing it in the back.
18:57So we actually make, Bachelor and DM actually make the perfect show.
19:04Because I'm here to break you and say, you did this.
19:06So when he was crying and he was screaming and he was like, you know, wasted and all that,
19:10I felt something was wrong.
19:12I was reading his word.
19:12I said, something's not right with him.
19:14And I would love to fix him up.
19:15So Chad, call me.
19:16Chad.
19:17Caller.
19:18Yeah.
19:19Yeah.
19:19I mean, I really thought like he needed to be, because Daniel was not, Daniel wasn't wasted.
19:24Daniel wasn't blinded.
19:25They both had their workout thing, but Chad was hitting the alcohol way too much, I thought.
19:29Yeah.
19:30And you have a two drink rule, right?
19:32Two drink maximum, which BAP just picked up things.
19:35But actually, you know, had to get serious.
19:39If they're going to get back into position and try to make their air date, they haven't changed a lot of the goals.
19:42Tell them what the rules are that they changed.
19:44Yeah.
19:44There was a two drink max per hour.
19:46And there was also a consensual unkind removerment agreement if you wanted to be consensual.
19:50Which we don't do.
19:51Which now I want to steal.
19:52I want to steal that.
19:53So you have to agree to steal something.
19:54You have to be like, can I kiss you now?
19:56No.
19:57Just like you.
19:58It's sex.
19:59It's intercourse.
19:59It's sex.
20:00So if you wanted to spend the night with somebody in a room and have to be on camera like consensual.
20:03So do they have to do that on The Bachelor now when they get into the fantasy suite?
20:06Or do they have to do the same thing?
20:07Maybe.
20:08Yeah.
20:09Is that my change?
20:09Remember they go to the fantasy suite?
20:11Right.
20:11In our world, they're sequestered.
20:13So they're on a floor where there's a hall monitor.
20:16And people are inside their rooms and they're not allowed to leave because we don't want
20:20them sleeping with the other daters for the other side.
20:23So there's two people every episode.
20:25And then we don't want them sleeping with each other, which happened last season between Jason
20:28and Neon.
20:28So we have to be careful.
20:30So this last season, Rhonda Willis from WeTV's Sister, Sister, is that the name of the show?
20:35Sister's-in-law.
20:36Sister's-in-law.
20:37She escaped.
20:38And I caught her in the bar.
20:40True story.
20:41I love Neon.
20:42I love that episode.
20:43Neon was so dark horse because I could not believe Jason went through that.
20:47Jason is like him, right?
20:50Yes.
20:50They're very conservative.
20:52They're really good looking.
20:53And I was just like, you're going for that hotness?
20:55Why?
20:55I'm conservative.
20:56You're conservative.
20:56Compare it.
20:57Like he's good looking.
21:00You could be like a stockbroker and put you in a suit.
21:02Yeah.
21:03I would hate it, but...
21:04You have a conservative veneer.
21:07Where Neon is like alternative, like...
21:09Oh, I understand.
21:09I mean, she was raised on a bus.
21:12My views in life are very liberal.
21:14Right.
21:15But no, that's not what I mean.
21:15What I mean is like the look.
21:17Like she's like, she's alternative Katy Perry.
21:20She's got that Paul, Amy, Amy Winehouse.
21:23Terminator.
21:24Okay.
21:24Yeah.
21:25That's fine.
21:25So when girls go on deeds, should they stick to a two-drink film?
21:30Max.
21:30Maximum.
21:31I'm sorry.
21:31Maximum.
21:32Minimum.
21:32Minimum.
21:33Where's the redhead's head?
21:36Yes.
21:37Because even if we're 18 pounds or 200, we can't hold our alcohol.
21:41Biologically, we can't.
21:42So if you go up past two, you get cloudy, and then they take advantage of you.
21:45And then you also think they're hotter and smarter than they are.
21:48That's it.
21:48Then you go home and think, why the fuck did I fuck him?
21:51What was I thinking?
21:52So what's your guys' big pet peeves with girls?
21:57Or on dates?
21:59What do you find?
21:59I don't like girls that are rude.
22:03Yeah, rude to say the serve or whatever.
22:06That's like really naggy.
22:08Complaining.
22:08Complaining.
22:10And she doesn't like jealous of you.
22:12You have a lot of jealousy.
22:13Or like in there, insecure, like, I don't know, saying something about whatever.
22:17Or shallow.
22:18Talking about superficial shit.
22:19Yeah, let's say like, oh, I want to date someone that has long money or something like that.
22:24I mean, Daniel's pick this season was really bright.
22:26And he was really special.
22:27She's cool.
22:27She was almost a dark horse.
22:30I still talk to her.
22:32I mean, you have to realize they have options right now.
22:34So what we did is between VIP and MDM, we gave them options.
22:39They're loosey-goosey, which they're flying a lot of them, doing their thing, working on their careers.
22:44But, you know, sooner or later they're going to land.
22:46You'll see they'll land the plane soon.
22:48Yeah, I'm pretty sure of that.
22:49Are you guys staying in New York?
22:51We've been in New York for six nights.
22:53And we go to Vegas in a couple hours.
22:56So we're going to be a short video premiere.
22:57Amazing.
22:57And he's got a couple DJ gigs there.
23:00And we're going to a couple of colleges.
23:01And I'm trying to get them to move in together in L.A.
23:03This is what I'm working on.
23:04We're trying to work on our own little...
23:05Well, that's the plan, yeah.
23:06So, I call the Canadian government.
23:09He can do a dual submission with an American government.
23:11Donald Trump, can he live here, move here, please?
23:14Please, please.
23:14I'll blow you if I have to.
23:16Oh, shit.
23:18We'll all blow you at the same time.
23:21I want Daniel and you here, and I want them to move into the next episode.
23:24All right, guys.
23:25You can watch Million Dollar Mashmaker on WE TV.
23:30You can see these guys on August 4th, tomorrow, 10 p.m.
23:34And then every Friday night.
23:37Every Friday we'll be on at 10 o'clock.
23:39Okay?
23:39And then eventually, August 25th, we're going to move to 9 o'clock.
23:42We're going to lead a new showing called Love Blows.
23:45If you're in Chicago, you don't have a show there, right?
23:48I'm giving you one.
23:49It's about a family of matchmakers called Love Biz Chicago that I'm really good friends with.
23:53And I work with them.
23:54And they're crazy out of the box.
23:56The husband and the wife are married.
23:57They own a company with their children.
23:59And their best friend is the office manager.
24:01The problem is the husband had an affair with the best friend.
24:04At the end of the day, they all broke up, got married to different people.
24:07And at the end of the day, they're still a family.
24:09And it's crazy out of the box television on WE TV.
24:12That show will air August 25th at 10.
24:14I'll be on at 9, so we will switch to an earlier hour.
24:18And obviously Central Time.
24:19And maybe you'll be on Paradise, August 14th.
24:22Maybe we'll be on Paradise, August 14th, at 8 o'clock on ABC.
24:26And don't forget to see if somebody else shows up.
24:31Well, and also be this Sunday, a celebrity family feud.
24:35It's Steve Harvey.
24:36Steve Harvey.
24:37And don't forget to celebrate the feud.
24:38It's Steve Harvey against Olivia.
24:40Oh, yeah.
24:40And who's on your team?
24:43Luke, Wells, Chase.
24:47Wells is cool.
24:48And Chase and Robert Brown.
24:50And guys, I'm probably going to be on Patty's show next season.
24:54So, look out for that.
24:58She went, she went, and by the way, by the way, I love Yustance A Red.
25:03I actually met her at a party recently.
25:05She's fucking awesome.
25:07So, I'm going to let you keep the red hair.
25:08Yeah!
25:09I was worried about it.
25:11Yay.
25:12Thank you guys so much for watching.
25:14Have a good day.
25:16Make sure you tune in.
25:19Bye.
25:19Bye.
25:21Bye.
25:22Cheers.
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