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00:30This is my grandfather, Tan Tran. I know him as my Gong Gong. The date is December 23rd,
00:402024. He is 86 years old. In 1978, he immigrated from Vietnam with his six kids to escape communism.
00:50With a new life in America, he was a door-to-door fish salesman by day. By night, he ran an underground
00:56cockfighting ring. Once, when I was 12, I accidentally saw him scrolling on Tinder while on a family
01:01vacation. Nine months ago, he ran over our neighborhood mailbox and insists to this day
01:06that it wasn't him, even though there's a hole in his hood, and the tire tracks led directly
01:11to his car. He loves Hawaiian shirts, gambling, and watching the local news, even though he
01:16doesn't understand anything they are saying. And this is his bucket list.
01:27When I was 14 years old, I made a promise to Gong Gong that I was going to help him complete
01:31his bucket list before it was too late.
01:33Yeah.
01:33However, due to his current health, it has become very difficult for Gong Gong to do some
01:38of the things that once came very easily to him. It seemed unlikely, even impossible, that
01:44he would ever fulfill his bucket list. But I made a promise to Gong Gong. So there is no way
01:52I'm breaking it. So that's when I had an idea. The idea to hire a surrogate body for Gong Gong
01:59off of Craigslist.
02:10Today, with our help in the magic of modern technology, we're going to help Gong Gong finally
02:15complete his bucket list. And not even old age or Apple's legal team is going to stop us.
02:29Now, we'll continue in many ways.
02:59Some boys hate themselves
03:09Spend their lives resenting their fathers
03:12Some girls hate their bodies
03:14Stand in the mirror and wait for the feedback
03:17Saying God, make me famous
03:19If you can't, just make it famous
03:22Just make it famous
03:29Assisted suicide
03:34She dreams about dying all the time
03:37She told me she came so close
03:39Filled up the bathtub and put on her first record
03:42You can't make me famous
03:45If you can't, just make it famous
03:47If you can't, just make it famous
03:50It goes on and on
03:58I don't know what I want
03:59On and on, I don't know if I want it
04:02On and on, I don't know what I want
04:04On and on, I don't know what I want it
04:07On and on, I don't know what I want
04:09On and on, I don't know if I want it
04:12On and on, I don't know what I want
04:14Well, if you're not sure, better safe than sorry
04:17Thank you
04:25Oh myнуть
04:27Oh mygrund
04:27Oh my Dáil
04:28Creature comfort, make it famous
04:37With the bones under your feet
04:40The wildlife of American prosperity
04:43Wanna dance, but we can't feel the need
04:45I'm a liar, don't doubt my sincerity
04:48Just make it famous
04:53Creature comfort, make it famous
04:58Creature comfort, make it famous
05:18I love you, Gong Gong
05:28Um, it looks like the last thing we have is karaoke
05:37Oh, that's easy
05:38Yeah, there's a place in K-Town my parents
05:40No
05:40What?
05:42I can do it by myself
05:44Are you sure?
05:46I can do it by myself
05:54No
05:55Oh
05:57Oh
05:58There are
05:59To be continued...
06:59Oh
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