00:00Babe, just imagine, if I were to come after you, really go after you, you'd be able to stand a chance.
00:07Oh my god, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:10Okay, so he comes up behind you, and he grabs you, and you're like, you say it, you go,
00:15No! Groins! Pull! Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes!
00:20And the whole time you're supposed to be saying, like,
00:22Help! I do not know this man. This man is attacking me. He's wearing a red shirt and khakis.
00:26Khakis?
00:27Like, whatever the guy's wearing, just so they can, like, get him.
00:30Oh! It's just great to see women beat the shit out of this guy.
00:37Oh my god.
00:39There's this one girl in the class who's, like, she's, like, five foot or something.
00:43She's so small, but, like, she's, like, so fucking badass, and is just, like, so good.
00:48Did the instructor kind of let you guys win, though?
00:51No, why would he do that? That would defeat the entire purpose of the class.
00:56Oh, I just mean, like, if a big guy's coming to attack you, that, um...
01:00What?
01:01Never mind. I'm glad it's making you feel good, though.
01:08No, but it's not just about making me feel good. I'm actually learning practical skills, so...
01:14You're lucky now he can protect us when we're out in the world.
01:17Okay, well, when we're out in the world, I hope you do a little bit more than eyes, eyes, eyes.
01:22No. Eyes, eyes, eyes works, because it's super calculated, and you're supposed to go for the most vulnerable areas.
01:28Babe, just imagine you're on the street alone at night.
01:31For example, if I were to come after you, really go after you, I don't think you'd be able to stand a chance.
01:37Oh, okay, okay. Get on top of me.
01:43Get on top of you.
01:45Yeah, yeah, I'll show you this other thing we did where we're, like, in bed, and, yeah, you'll see.
01:49Okay, well, are you sure you can handle this?
01:51Stop. Just, just do it.
01:53All right.
01:56Okay.
01:57I'm getting on you.
01:58Oh, my... Yeah, I'm getting.
02:02Okay, wait, no, no, no. This isn't how we practice. We practice with me under the covers.
02:07But what if this is how he has you?
02:09He wouldn't.
02:09This guy's a fucking rapist, babe. How do you know what he's going to do?
02:11I just do it the way I said. This is supposed to be how we're sleeping, so it does have to be under the covers, okay?
02:16Okay.
02:17Okay.
02:19Okay, so, yeah.
02:21All right.
02:22I'm going to the covers. I'm going to sleep.
02:26Okay.
02:28Yeah, okay, so...
02:31Okay, come on.
02:34All right, so I'm asleep.
02:35And I got you.
02:37Okay, so I wake up.
02:40Oh, my God, there's a man on top of me that I don't know, but I'm going to stay calm.
02:44And then you would pull the covers down.
02:46Okay.
02:47Don't move a fucking muscle.
02:49Ew.
02:52Oh.
02:55Okay, no, it's fine. It's fine.
02:56Because now you would move your arm to take your dick out.
03:01Wait, are we actually going to fuck?
03:03Jack, no, this is just...
03:05What the fuck? Just take it seriously.
03:06Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm doing it.
03:08I'm doing it.
03:10Okay.
03:13Okay, so now what?
03:14Oh, my God, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
03:37That was an accident. I did not mean to do that. Are you okay?
03:41Babe.
03:42I'm so sorry.
03:44It's fine.
03:47Are you mad at me?
03:48No, I'm not mad at you.
03:49Look, I just need to sleep.
03:51I have work in the morning, and it's important that I sleep.
03:57Okay, you're sure you're not mad at me?
03:59I'm not mad at you.
04:00Okay, I'm sorry.
04:06Can you please turn off your light?
04:10Yeah.
04:10Yeah.
04:21Coffee?
04:43Here.
04:44Thanks.
04:44Yeah.
04:49Have you been up for a while?
04:51No, no, uh, not really.
05:01What?
05:05That was fun.
05:10Do you want to know something crazy?
05:13I've, um, never had a one-night stand before.
05:18Oh, good to know how you feel about me.
05:20No, shit.
05:21Uh, shit.
05:23That makes me sound like such a dick.
05:25I just meant that I've never slept with someone after the first date.
05:30Really?
05:31Um, no, no.
05:37You do it a lot, or?
05:39I mean, I mean, like, to be clear, I think that's, that's very cool of you.
05:43Like, I wish more women were more sex positive.
05:47Or, I mean, not, not, not sex positive.
05:50Um, that, that's not what I mean.
05:52I just, like, I, you know, there's, like, a very, like, classic dance.
05:55Yeah, yeah.
05:56In between, yeah, totally.
05:57Yeah, I get what you mean.
06:00Um, I'm just going to go grab some water.
06:02Oh, no, no, no, I got it.
06:05Thanks.
06:08I just feel like I never meet anyone cool on the apps.
06:10Like, you didn't, okay, uh, water.
06:36Hi.
06:37Oh, shit.
06:39Sorry.
06:40Ruby?
06:41What?
06:41Yeah.
06:42I'm Cammie.
06:44Cammie.
06:46You want to pass me that?
06:51Okay.
06:57Can you hold this for a second?
06:58Sure.
07:03Hey, what's going on, bro?
07:05Just looking for the switch.
07:06Yeah, right there.
07:06I got it.
07:12Cool.
07:15All right.
07:22Uh, you, you good?
07:24My bad.
07:25He, he tends to, uh, barge in un, unannounced.
07:27Um, one second.
07:29Yeah, yeah.
07:29Yeah, yeah.
07:37Hi.
07:40Um, can I call you back?
07:42Yeah.
07:43Hi.
07:44Um, I can come deal with that now.
07:48Okay.
07:49Do you want, um, cold brew?
07:52No.
07:52Okay.
07:56Bye.
07:59Um, I think I gotta head out.
08:01No.
08:01Yeah, that's, that's great.
08:03Or, uh, no problem.
08:06Can I have that?
08:07Uh, yes, uh, your beautiful bra?
08:13Uh, yeah, let me walk you out.
08:22The ass is so fucked up.
08:24I'm sorry for rushing you.
08:25I just, like, I have to do all this shit together at this meeting.
08:27And, oh, I need clean clothes anyway.
08:28I took your clothes out of the dryer for you.
08:30What happened to your head?
08:32Oh, nothing.
08:33Stupid.
08:33Um, how, how was your night?
08:37Good.
08:38Good.
08:39I saw you on Find My Friend.
08:40Dude, you need to stop with that.
08:43Okay, what happened?
08:45Ugh.
08:45We got drinks and went back to his apartment.
08:49Just whatever.
08:50What did you do last night?
08:52Nothing.
08:53Jack just came over and we, like, watched TV and cooked the usual.
08:58Have you guys finished Bake Off?
09:00What?
09:01Your back.
09:02What happened to your back?
09:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, things got a little freaky last night.
09:09What?
09:09Oh, that looks, like, really painful.
09:11Oh, I, I didn't even notice it until now.
09:14What?
09:14How do you not, how are you not feeling that?
09:17It's fine.
09:17It looks like you were attacked.
09:20I was not attacked.
09:22This guy is, like, like, brings his grandma out of the Whitney and was, like, unpacking that
09:29he'd never had a one-night stand this morning.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:32Not biting your nails.
09:32Okay.
09:35Okay, so, like, you were into it.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Like, in the moment, I, like, he was, like, about to come and I wasn't going to then be, like,
09:45oh, my God, let's pause.
09:46Are you creating gash marks on my back?
09:49Why not?
09:49Kimmy, like, you need to speak up for yourself in a moment.
09:54Like, you don't, it's, who cares if he's about to come?
09:57You don't have to just lie there and, like, let him do whatever he wants if you don't like it.
10:01You're just saying no.
10:02I know.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Okay.
10:04I mean, what?
10:05Do you and Jack every time?
10:06Like, is this okay?
10:07Is this okay?
10:07Is this okay?
10:08Why are you being mean?
10:10I don't want your judgment about this.
10:12I just want to make sure you're okay.
10:13I was feeling fine about it and now I feel really fucking great.
10:17Are you leaving?
10:18No, I'm going to the bathroom.
10:19Just give me a second.
10:43I'm going to the bathroom.
11:13Yeah, so this is going to look great with my dress on Saturday.
11:21It'll be fine.
11:23Do you think, like, should I put something on it or?
11:26Um, I have Neos more in a treat.
11:29Sure.
11:29Okay.
11:43Okay, sorry.
11:45Yeah, just take that, I think.
11:48Sorry.
11:48Is that okay?
11:49Okay.
11:51Um, tell me if it, like, hurts or anything.
11:55Is that okay?
11:56Yeah.
11:56Okay.
11:56I don't know.
12:00It's just, like, I feel like, I don't know, sex sometimes hurts and, like, that's kind of just part of the risk you have to take.
12:14Like, like, like, the angle could be wrong in a moment or, like, you know, your body might just be like, nope.
12:21Yeah, yeah, and this wasn't that, but he definitely didn't attack me.
12:31Like, I wanted to get fucked and, well, for all he knows, I was into it.
12:40Of course he has no fucking idea.
12:44Just, like, just, you're just the best person ever.
12:53And he has no fucking idea.
13:02Maybe you, me, and Jack should just thruple up.
13:06Oh, God, no.
13:07Even, even Jack, like, I don't know, just.
13:12Margot, are you fucking kidding?
13:13No.
13:15No, I know I'm, I'm so, I know I'm being insane.
13:17I mean, I just feel like everything's just, like, do these five things to prevent getting attacked and, like, wear this nail polish so that you don't get roofied and, like, check your friends' locations when they're out and make sure they get home safe.
13:32Like, it's just, it's so much.
13:35It's, yeah, and, like, things still happen.
13:39Yeah, and I mean, I guess I just won't ever feel safe as long as men exist.
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