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00:00Let's have that conversation
00:06The internet is not real, okay?
00:30Um, yeah, you're right, it looks like rats
00:36Go send someone out on Monday
00:38Oh, sorry, Monday?
00:40You said it was an emergency, I'm just the guy that repairs shit
00:43If you want to get a head start here
00:49Just you out here?
00:54Uh, no, um, it's my aunt's house and she still comes out here
00:59Very often, so I am definitely not alone
01:02And I'm just here to do a little unplugging, but
01:05Okay, see ya
01:07Okay
01:09Bye
01:29Okay, fair enough
01:36Music Friday, what do you got for me?
01:39Celebration of identity
01:40That's rich
01:41On me
01:42Hollywood Hills where the boys and the girls start to look alike
01:44All these rumors played their part
01:47On me
01:48Hollywood Hills where the boys and the girls start to look alike
01:50All these rumors played their part
01:51I wish they would get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out of my head
01:56I wish they would take what I take, what I give and I care who I'm taking to bed
01:57I wish they would get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out of my head
02:02I wish they would take what I take, what I give and I care who I'm taking to bed
02:06So what if I want you to put see, I want you to lay it on me, on me
02:10On me
02:11Hollywood Hills where the boys and the girls start to look alike
02:13All these rumors played their part
02:15I wish they would get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out of my head
02:17I wish they would take what I take, what I give and I care who I'm taking to bed
02:19I wish they would take what I take, what I give and I care who I'm taking to bed
02:24So what if I want you to put see, I want you to lay it on me, on me
02:31Yeah, I want you to put see, I want you to lay it on me, so sweet
02:37Yeah, I want you to put see, yeah, I want you to put see, yeah, I want you to put see
02:44Oh, is he saying bussy or pussy? I can't tell
02:48I'm not going to lie, I love Wally Max, like that is father
02:52Or parent, I don't know
02:54But I am going to come out and say that I am not loving the new single
02:57It's kind of giving if Ed Sheeran made music for the gays
03:00Anyway, last week you guys asked me to explain the word in Ukraine in pop terms
03:04Ed Sheeran made music for the gays
03:06Preach, king
03:11Who the fuck wears this around my house?
03:14As a gay man
03:18Ed Sheeran made music for the gays
03:21Let's have that conversation
03:22As a queer person of color specifically, I don't think I will ever understand the phenomenon
03:27That is gay men debasing themselves for the absolute bare minimum
03:30All this man has done is leave out some pronouns here and there, painted his nails, get some exceptional media training
03:36And maybe sing pussy or a sympathy
03:40And we are suddenly handing him GLAAD awards left and right
03:43What do I have to do to get a GLAAD award?
03:45We're into fucking juggle?
03:46Why Max's total domination of the market share right now is happening at the expense of queer artists
03:51Queer underrepresented artists who have nothing
03:54He conjures up a whole album cycle based on the fact that he maybe gave a little
03:58Over the pants uh, HJ
04:00But he's never gonna outright tell us because he's laid out all these silly little easter eggs
04:04And coy clues and his official visualizers and music videos and album photo shoots
04:08You know the music really speaks for itself here
04:11Either own the identity that you are tokenizing left and right
04:14Or you get off the fucking pot
04:15If we want more as queer artists, we need to set our sights a little higher
04:19Because the bar right now is literally in hell
04:21I may be gay, but I'm not dumb
04:23The internet is in shambles
04:26That's kind of the fun of it
04:27Fraudulent
04:28Fucked up
04:29Embarrassing
04:30Just do better
04:31It's really not that hard
04:32Oh my god
04:38I hope that helps
05:08Hmm
05:09Hmm
05:15The fuck
05:16Roaches
05:24It's exhausting
05:25Are you tired?
05:28You know what it never was?
05:31That serious
05:33It's exhausting
05:34Are you tired?
05:36Evidentment
05:37You know what it never was?
05:40That serious
05:42It's exhausting
05:43Exhausting
06:13Hi, can I help you?
06:29Oh, hi there
06:30What's up?
06:34Not much, you
06:35No, wait, what do you want?
06:38I have a delivery
06:39Hmm
06:42Uh, yeah, I'm not really expecting anything
06:47Okay, uh, how about you just leave it by the front steps and I'll grab it later
06:55Um, I just have some company over and we're in the middle of something, so
06:59Hmm
07:03Well, the person who ordered this selected delivered to door
07:08So I have to take a photo of it up there to prove it was delivered
07:10I think right there is fine
07:11All right, look
07:15If this is from anyone who I know, then the front steps are fine
07:17And if not, you can take it back wherever the fuck it came from
07:19Okay
07:24Mm-hmm, okay
07:29Oh, I know, that's all right
07:34Oh, oh
07:35Well, come back, I've passed you
07:36Okay
07:36Whatalo?
07:37Oh, that's all right
07:38Uh, oh, oh my gosh
07:38Okay
07:39Yeah, I'll know
07:40Mm-hmm
07:41Ah, ooh, yeah
07:42It's all right
07:43Mm-hmm
07:44Huh, ooh, uh, ooh, uh, ooh
07:51What?
08:21Oh, my God.
08:51Hello, baby gorgeous, how's my article?
09:05Um, it's good, it's good.
09:09Quick question for you though.
09:10Did you send me something?
09:11No, I did not.
09:13Do we have a secret admirer?
09:16Not exactly.
09:17This guy showed up to my aunt's house with something and I don't think it's related to
09:20all the lolly shit.
09:21But it was weird and now all these jobless losers are posting old photos of me and flooding
09:27my fucking email.
09:28Okay, listen, babe, this stuff happens with the bigger artists, okay?
09:31And it sucks, I know, and listen, if you are scared, I am holding space for you right now,
09:37but all you need to do is shut off your phone and this will all blow over in a couple of
09:41hours.
09:42Okay, but what about Alana?
09:43Like, didn't she write that BTS profile and literally have to move to San Diego for a
09:46year?
09:47Alana moved to San Diego because she was a bad fucking writer and had bigger fish to
09:52fry than Stan Twitter.
09:54Naveen, the internet is not real, okay?
09:57And you are real and you are going to write me an amazing article.
10:02And if things escalate, then I will have IT look into it.
10:08Okay, um, you're right, I don't know, I think I was just, um, spooked by that guy who showed
10:18up at my place, but talking to you and knowing that I'm not alone just makes me feel so much
10:24better, so.
10:25Margo?
10:26Margo?
10:27Margo?
10:28Oh.
10:29Oh.
10:30My name is John.
10:31Margo?
10:32Margo?
10:33Oh.
10:34Oh.
10:36Oh.
10:37Oh.
10:38Oh.
10:39Oh.
10:40Oh.
10:41Oh.
10:42Oh.
10:43Oh.
10:44Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:49Oh.
10:58You fucking twink.
11:28You fucking juggle? Oh my god.
11:35It is so thinly veiled, trust me.
11:58You fucking juggle.
12:21No!
12:23No!
12:25No!
12:31No!
12:41No!
12:51Nice house.
13:05You gonna delete that video now?
13:11Speak up, I can't hear you!
13:21Fuck you!
13:25Fuck you!
13:41Oh!
13:51Fuck!
13:55Fuck!
13:57Check the basement!
13:59Fuck you!
14:01Fuck you!
14:03Fuck you!
14:05Fuck you!
14:07Fuck you!
14:09Fuck you!
14:15On me!
14:17Hollywood Hills where the boys and the girls start to look alike
14:21You don't get off on attention, you know that's exactly my type
14:27He's getting pussy over our singing
14:29And we are suddenly ready to hand him down
14:31Let you do my makeup
14:33I'll wear your necklace
14:34Don't get too close
14:35Let's just keep on guessing
14:37Whoa-oh-oh-oh
14:39Wouldn't they like to know
14:41What we do
14:45After dark
14:47All these rumors
14:49Play their part
14:53I wish they would get out
14:55Get out
14:56Get out
14:57Get out
14:58Get out
14:59Get out
15:00Turn
15:01Go
15:17Oh my god
15:18Sis!
15:19I've got a show of how's in Brentwood in 45 minutes!
15:21Let's go!
15:22Sorry, sorry
15:25I'm going to go to the kitchen.
15:28I was going to go to the kitchen.
15:31I'm the one who is a kitchen.
15:34I'm going to go to the kitchen.
15:37I'd rather imagine I've been low Canyon to be alone.
15:41I'd never bend you over the balcony, look down on everyone.
15:46I'd rather have to go to the kitchen room.
15:48I'm going to go to the kitchen room.
15:50I'm going to go to the kitchen room.
15:53I don't know.
16:23I don't know.
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