01:05If you go out and you want to start a conversation with someone, like at the club last night, and I'm like, I'm driving with Shanti, there's like half the kids that are driving with Shanti.
01:21Yeah.
01:22Put a picture of Shanti on my private store and like 10 people swiped up and they're like,
01:38Oh my God.
01:39You know what's funny?
01:40You know what's funny?
01:41What?
01:42You know Murdoch's daughter, Grace?
01:44Mm-hmm.
01:45When I brought her up here, she's like, Shanti, where are we?
01:49I'm like in Harlem.
01:50She's like, where?
01:51She's like, where?
01:52Go.
01:53I'm like, this is how the other half lives.
01:57Yes.
01:58What did she say?
02:03They tip you very well, you know, if they like you.
02:09Money is not an object to them.
02:10They spend that money like it's nothing.
02:17Whatever they want, they get.
02:20Their parents have great respect for me.
02:23I get invited to go to the Hamptons and all of that, but that's not my thing.
02:28I didn't grow up like that, so stop beeping at me.
02:32Really?
02:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:39This is Empire State Drive, and can I help you?
02:42I need you to send me pictures of both books.
02:46What's the date?
02:48Is today Monday?
02:49Monday?
02:50Tuesday?
02:51Her pass rate is about 99%, and that's for the last 30 years.
03:015, 6, 7, 8, 9 new requests for lessons.
03:06Empire State Driving School is all one word.
03:10Empire State.
03:14I'm gonna say she's, in my mind, she's disrespectful, but she is.
03:24She's very disrespectful, but in a good way, in a funny way.
03:29Not in a bad way, you know, she's not like, you know.
03:35Really, Mr. fucking cab driver?
03:38Piece of shit.
03:39What is this guy doing?
03:42He's a fucking asshole.
03:44What the fuck?
03:46Stay there!
03:47Break.
03:48Break for this nasty-ass, shitty-ass road.
03:53Ah, dick.
03:54Why'd he do that?
03:55What did you just say he was?
03:57He's a dick.
03:58So let's keep it that way.
03:59Oh my god.
04:00Alright, let's go to Dunkin' and get me some coffee now before I die.
04:03Okay.
04:06No more gas.
04:08I finally put my wedding ring back on.
04:10I saw that.
04:11You did?
04:12I put it on this morning.
04:13I noticed it.
04:15That's very pretty.
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:23I'm gonna be really scared.
04:24No, you're just psyching yourself up.
04:25I'm gonna kick your ass.
04:26Can you help me on the highway?
04:28Look, I'm gonna help you, Marge.
04:30Look here.
04:31Change your lane.
04:32Change your lane to the right.
04:33Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
04:34Stop your shit and turn off the signals and behave yourself.
04:37Okay?
04:38Don't breathe yes.
04:39You're not having a baby yet.
04:41So you don't need to...
04:42My signal right?
04:43Just signal yes.
04:44Mom, step on the gas pedal.
04:47Oh my god, oh my god, oh okay, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god oh...
04:51Every time, every time, every time
05:05All right, guys, welcome to the Bronx.
05:26You have to drive every day in order to pass that test.
05:38You know that, right?
05:40Yeah.
05:41See, these kids, they like to blame the examiner, but if they don't continue practicing, they're
05:48not going to pass.
05:49That was a very, very long time ago, a really, really long time ago.
05:58Vinnie was awesome.
06:02We got married in 81, and we survived 43 years until he died, just like that.
06:10Yep, went to bed, never woke up, and that's it.
06:19Right now, I would come home, and he would have food ready.
06:22He loves to cook.
06:24And then he would be like, so what are we doing tonight?
06:30Oh my God, I can't see shit from this one.
06:42I come home, and that's it.
06:44Take a shower, maybe eat some food, turn on my AC, and go to sleep.
06:48Yep, that's it.
06:53And get up the next morning and do the same thing.
07:00I mean, what am I going to do?
07:04Stay home and be miserable, and go to the casino and lose all my money?
07:07I love my driving school, love to be out there.
07:11Now, turn the wheel back.
07:13Turn it again.
07:14See how easy that was?
07:15Yeah.
07:16It's all in the wrist, mama.
07:17Mm-hmm.
07:18I'll get this car.
07:19I'll do it.
07:20There you go.
07:21Did you see that turn?
07:22Yeah.
07:23See the smiley face?
07:24Yeah.
07:25Mom.
07:26Gotta keep practicing.
07:27Right turn again.
07:29I promise you, you're not going to crash this car.
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