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00:00The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:12So I can't believe I'm saying this, Chris,
00:14but this is a challenge called Fingertip Saves.
00:17How many fingertips have you got?
00:19Not enough.
00:21So I've got to reach the ball I can't see
00:24and you've got to reach the ball you can't reach.
00:26Yeah, this is too far for equality.
00:28It's political correct that's gone mad.
00:30This is woke nonsense.
00:52Hello, everyone, the Dragon Ocean.
00:54This is the League of the Road. Let's meet the teams.
00:57Joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards in the blue corner
01:00is a massive Liverpool fan.
01:02So if he wins tonight, we'll never hear the end of it.
01:03It's Chris McCausland.
01:09And on the red team alongside Jamie Redknapp
01:11is a man who's come second on the show the last three times.
01:14So as an Arsenal fan, he thinks that deserves a trophy.
01:16It's Alex Brooker.
01:17And joining them tonight is the woman who did this.
01:25Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
01:28And that's it!
01:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:30She's brought football home so many times
01:34she's legally allowed to adopt it.
01:36It's Chloe Kelly!
01:37Chloe Kelly!
01:57Thank you, kingdom.
01:58Chloe Kelly, everybody!
02:04Chloe, you're the only person on the planet
02:07to score the winning goal in back-to-back Euros finals.
02:15So, which one was more special?
02:18I'm going to have to say the 22 Euros.
02:22Not only did I have Jill by my side,
02:24but it was at Wembley against Germany, so...
02:27So special.
02:28Chloe, we don't do that on this show.
02:30What do you mean?
02:31Oh, come on.
02:32Be nice to Jill.
02:33That was lovely.
02:35How come Chloe's, like, not on my team, though?
02:38Chris, I do love you.
02:40X-team me.
02:41Chris, I'm really sorry.
02:42I should explain this about Jill.
02:43She hates blind people.
02:45Let me just get that out of the way.
02:47She's just going, oh, you're joking.
02:49The matte eye is huge.
02:51She's trying to ban Braille.
02:53She...
02:54Chloe, be honest.
02:56Was it easier to win the Euros this time
02:58without Jill kind of holding you back?
03:02Jill, have you got a medal?
03:04What, from this one?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Have you brought us one?
03:07Oh, no, sorry.
03:10Have you brought us one?
03:13Jill was with us all the time.
03:15Yeah, she was.
03:16We saw.
03:17It was pathetic.
03:18After the passing, she was on the bus with us.
03:21And the mood was quite low.
03:23And she brought the spirits up.
03:24But after the Netherlands game, we saw her running.
03:28And she was chasing the coach to get on.
03:30And I was like, stop, Jill chasing after the bus.
03:33The worst thing about that was I was about to, like,
03:35miss my ride home.
03:36So I ran all the way.
03:37It was, like, 100 metres.
03:38And I get on, sit next to Serena, and she goes,
03:41you're not as fit as you used to be, are you?
03:44And I was like, I was sweating and everything.
03:46But, no, it was an honour to be there.
03:48Yeah, I'm sure.
03:49I'm sure it was an honour for you.
03:50Now, Jill, you really did do some world-class hanging on
03:57at the Euros this summer.
03:58Let's have a look.
03:59I'll just explain, just for Chris, what the images are.
04:04It's Jill desperately gatecrash in any single moment
04:07of someone else's joy.
04:08Those are the pictures.
04:11Alex, was this your biggest achievement of the summer?
04:14Yeah.
04:15So there you are with Arsenal defenders
04:18William Saliba and Gabriel, what's going on there?
04:20Yeah, well, the biggest achievement was me getting
04:22that bowtie on.
04:35It took me three hours.
04:36If you'd have filmed it, I'd have got through
04:37and Britain's Got Talent.
04:40Now, Chris, you're a massive Liverpool fan, of course.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Was Jamie one of your heroes back in the day?
04:44Of course, man.
04:45I mean, like, Liverpool legends.
04:47I mean, who can forget?
04:49I mean, those white suits, Jamie.
04:51I reckon one of the last things I ever saw.
04:54His retinas were burned out in the FA Cup final, 1996.
05:00Chris, do you know now he's mixed race?
05:05LAUGHTER
05:06That's a good point, Chris.
05:07We should explain to you how Jamie looks now.
05:09LAUGHTER
05:10I mean, listen, I'll be honest with you, right?
05:11I do get people's colour wrong all the time.
05:12So does Jamie's tanner.
05:13LAUGHTER
05:14LAUGHTER
05:15I didn't ask for Sri Lankan.
05:16This is way too dark.
05:17LAUGHTER
05:18That's why I have a lot of respect for people like you, Romesh,
05:19who have a name that is obvious.
05:20LAUGHTER
05:21I know where I am with a Romesh rank in anything.
05:22LAUGHTER
05:23Jokes on you, mate.
05:24I'm as white as the day is long.
05:25LAUGHTER
05:26Right, let us crack on with round one.
05:27Red Team, this question is for you.
05:28Have a look at this.
05:29I don't know where I am with a Romesh rank in anything.
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31That's why I have a lot of respect for people like you, Romesh,
05:33who have a name that is obvious.
05:34LAUGHTER
05:35I know where I am with a Romesh rank in anything.
05:36LAUGHTER
05:37I know where I am with a Romesh rank in anything.
05:38LAUGHTER
05:39LAUGHTER
05:40Jokes on you, mate.
05:41I'm as white as the day is long.
05:43LAUGHTER
05:44Right, let us crack on with round one.
05:45Red Team, this question is for you.
05:48Have a look at this.
05:49Right let us crack on with round one red team this question is for you have a look at this
06:19So there you saw world cup winner argentina the dominant u.s. women's team and champions league winners psg
06:42they're the men's winners obviously chloe the more important champions league was won by you in the arsenal come on the gunners
06:47uh now like the lionesses all three have recently had big wins on the pitch but i want you to match them to their secrets of success
06:55whose manager trains barefoot in order to connect with the earth who unwound before a final by doing
07:00karaoke and who had an army of 30 000 witches absorbing their negative energy to help them win
07:06first thoughts red team hmm what you got oh the answer to that is none no no witches witches yeah
07:15yeah well like real ones
07:24do i mean real i've given you all the information i've got 30 000 witches yeah but they're not real are they
07:32some of them aren't witchcraft is like a thing isn't it yeah i remember like meeting a woman and
07:35i sort of offended her and she said your eye will never be the same i don't think it's true
07:39never will you look in the same direction again
07:48sorry chris i i actually feel i'm i need to check my privilege
07:54oh my god just just just just chris going all rubbish my heart bleeds for you mate
07:59yeah you've got the old mortgage eyes have you mate one's one's fixed and one's variable
08:11oh i feel bad luck uh now chloe you've won back-to-back euros so come on tell us was
08:18this guy the secret to your success chloe oh reggie
08:23so who is that who is that he's the coffee man's dog uh so the coffee man comes um makes us coffee
08:29in the mornings and the girls take him for walks chris i'll explain this image for you it's um
08:35a dog staring at the camera and he looks like he got stuck with jill
08:41i'm glad i'm glad you explained that because what chloe just said was the coffee man comes in the
08:44morning and the girl's taking for walks oh my god what kind of coffee shenanigans is this
09:00you you've got a dog ask well arsenal got a dog as well weren't they yeah yeah yeah yeah when
09:04win win win didn't change his name to nearly
09:12chris have you got a dog we've got a um we've got a little toy poodle it is literally the worst
09:18dog that a blind man could have in a house because it's so small i have to check into my
09:22ass before i sit down and have him out in the garden with it it's so small it literally doesn't
09:27make a noise it does not weigh enough to create any noise on the ground it's like having an invisible
09:33dog and never i call it to come don't know if it's come
09:44hey boy hey boy and then i wait a while and then i have to get on my hands and knees and
09:47fucking check
09:57one of these managers uh gets an edge by training players barefoot jay what's the weirdest thing that
10:03one of your managers used to do yeah one yeah i had an unusual manager actually he used to like
10:09come into my room late at night no seriously yeah like to come in and like want to read like stories
10:19to me and stuff and then he even asked to call me daddy with my dad you messed it up jay you
10:28did i yeah because you said it was my dad he said he asked to call me daddy
10:35i like that story too
10:36all right son i'm going to read your three little pigs but do you mind who i call you dad
10:51your little face you were looking at me going who was it
10:58chris obviously you're a nice stranger to winning because obviously chris won strictly incredible
11:03achievement
11:08what was the secret to winning strictly the secret was having an identical twin who can see perfectly well
11:18i'd love to see you do it big mix what strictly yeah
11:22no sequins no i wouldn't do it why but if another show gets cancelled maybe i'll consider it
11:29um but i'd like to do it with maybe jamie or jill what a little bit of sex action
11:38what me and you well she swings different ways so i'm not going to get the strictly curse are we oh
11:44what we might
11:45yeah jill would you ever do strictly with makes
11:54yeah because he's like a big guy i'd want like a strong guy i think yeah yeah yeah yeah
11:59yeah but you also need someone who can dance
12:03okay well let's should we have a look at what you got do you want to what now no let's let's go
12:08do it happen yeah go we're done just that just that just that here for a little just that here for a little
12:15what are we doing jill what are we doing i don't know
12:21just for safety i'm just going to ask for them to get a crash mat because i know what you're like
12:25not even i needed a crash mat
12:45let's go
12:55oh
13:06you're all right yeah
13:08whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa jill it's over here come on let's have a go
13:14who wants to see jill lift my car
13:16okay red team listen i need an answer from you yeah whose manager takes training barefoot
13:25who did karaoke to unwind before a final and who had witches helping them out well i do know the first
13:32one that was lewis enrique with the with the feet so i've read that yeah so i'm happy with that one i'm
13:38not too sure did you say you read that yeah i'm not telling you not to support your casting but think
13:45about how factual that might be jaylee says he read that
13:49Someone told me.
13:53Emma Hayes inside.
13:56Do you know Emma Hayes?
13:58I never played under her, but karaoke...
14:01I feel like that would be quite an American thing to do.
14:03All right, let's do it. I like that.
14:04And then the witches with Argentina.
14:07OK, well, I can tell you that Argentina had an army of witches
14:10absorbing negative energy from the players.
14:12The US women's team relaxed by doing karaoke before a final.
14:15And PSG manager Luis Enrique takes training barefoot.
14:18Well done, Red Team, you scored three points.
14:34Right, Blue Team, this next question is for you.
14:36Have a look at this.
14:44That is Leo Williamson who roars at the North Bank.
14:48And a two for England!
14:51Oh, yes!
14:53Oh!
14:55England get a third round, it's Alex Greenwood.
15:00England returning the European Championship round.
15:04So, there you saw Chloe's England team mates,
15:17all three are fearless Euros winning lionesses,
15:19but I want you to match them to what they're scared of.
15:22Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter?
15:25Who takes taxis on holiday because they're terrified of crocodiles?
15:29And who is scared of Hoovers?
15:31I'm not so much scared of the Hoovers, having to explain in A&E how it got stuck there.
15:36As this question is about fear, I thought it would help to know what scares us.
15:41You know, and I'll go first, I've got a number of different fears.
15:44My biggest fear is my most successful Sky hosting job being cancelled.
15:51You can always get a streaming service though.
15:53The lazy iPlayer.
15:54The lazy iPlayer.
15:55APPLAUSE
16:02Chris, what scares you?
16:04I can't stop flying.
16:05I hate it.
16:06Because any little bit of turbulence, I'm like, what was that?
16:08What was that?
16:09What was that?
16:10How did the stewards look?
16:11Are they panicking?
16:13Because it's not like, I think if we were going to crash,
16:15like, I think I'd be all right with that.
16:18It's the not knowing if we're going to crash.
16:20Because, like, if you're in a car and you crash, at least it just crashes,
16:24doesn't it?
16:25Whereas if you're going to crash in a plane,
16:26oh, it takes like five minutes, doesn't it?
16:29Yeah.
16:30All those people in plane crashes going,
16:31fuck this, it's taking ages.
16:32Yeah.
16:34Get over it.
16:35There's only so long you can scream for.
16:37Yeah.
16:39Isn't there?
16:40You scream for the first two minutes and then you're like,
16:42what the fuck do we do now?
16:46Just wait till it's towards the end again and then just go,
16:48OK, guys, we're nearly...
16:5010, 9, 8, 7, go!
16:52AHHHHH!
16:55Vix, what's a big boy like you scared off?
16:58Spiders!
16:59I hate spiders.
17:00Really?
17:01I don't like heights.
17:02I don't like mice.
17:04I don't like stop and search.
17:06Er, Chloe, you seem pretty unflappable.
17:20I can't imagine anything scares you.
17:22What are you scared of?
17:23I'm scared of peacocks.
17:25Peacocks?
17:26I don't like peacocks, yeah.
17:27It scares me.
17:28When I was younger and I used to go to the park,
17:30peacocks, like, yeah, get away from me.
17:32Er, well, listen, a bit of a trigger warning.
17:34We have actually...
17:35We're going to show a picture of one now.
17:36Yeah, yeah.
17:37Let's have a look.
17:38Terrifying.
17:41Oh, it's terrible.
17:42Are you all right looking at that photo?
17:43That doesn't scare you.
17:44I've got sweaty palms, Lance.
17:45Really?
17:46Let's see how you do with this.
17:47Bring out the peacocks!
17:48No, don't worry.
17:51Er, Alex, er, what are you scared of?
17:54I don't like, er, I don't like jellyfish.
17:56Mm.
17:57I got stung by, er, a jellyfish in Malta years ago.
18:00And the thing was, though, a lot of people there,
18:02they hadn't seen me go in,
18:03so they've just seen me in the water,
18:05scream, it's got me,
18:07and then slide out, obviously missing a leg,
18:09and all my arms are little shit.
18:11LAUGHTER
18:12I'm like, it's got me, it's got me!
18:14Like, one leg off!
18:15LAUGHTER
18:16That's a fucking shark!
18:17And one of them goes, erm,
18:19do I have to piss on that?
18:20LAUGHTER
18:24I've heard you've got a phobia of being tickled.
18:26What?
18:27I've been told that you are scared of being tickled.
18:30No, I don't.
18:31It feels like...
18:33LAUGHTER
18:34Are you scared of being tickled?
18:36No, I don't mind tickling.
18:38Do you want to put this to the test?
18:40I'm the perfect person to put this to the test.
18:42LAUGHTER
18:43Can you do with it?
18:44Stop it, I swear, I don't like it.
18:46LAUGHTER
18:47Just click that up right,
18:48and it just looks like he's scared of a disabled person.
18:50LAUGHTER
18:54LAUGHTER
18:55Let me hold up your arms.
18:56No, I swear.
18:57You can touch my feet.
18:58Not under my arms.
19:00LAUGHTER
19:01My feet are OK.
19:02Come on, just your arms, Jay.
19:03Just for ten seconds.
19:04I can't, ten seconds.
19:05Yeah, you can do it.
19:06This is aversion therapy, OK, go, go, go, go.
19:08Swear, I can't.
19:09I can't, I can't, I swear.
19:10Come on, come on, ten seconds.
19:12LAUGHTER
19:13LAUGHTER
19:14LAUGHTER
19:15No!
19:16I don't like it!
19:17Fuck off!
19:18Honestly, stop being hungry.
19:19I don't like that.
19:20LAUGHTER
19:24No!
19:25What is that?
19:27That's a problem.
19:29Who told you this?
19:30I can't tell you, mate.
19:31LAUGHTER
19:32OK, so one of Chloe's teammates has nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter.
19:37Chris, do any TV shows or films give you nightmares?
19:40Erm, no, my daughter's 11 at the minute and she's getting into horror,
19:45but we have to watch things with the audio description on it.
19:47They're like, so I know what the fuck's going on.
19:50LAUGHTER
19:51The only problem is, is it, like, there's a lot of jump scares in horror,
19:54but the audio description, it, like, it'll often tell you about it
19:57before it happens.
19:58LAUGHTER
19:59So, like, it'll go, like, the demon jumps off the wardrobe
20:02and then, like, three seconds later, the demon will jump off the...
20:05LAUGHTER
20:06I said to my daughter, I said, so the audio description's ruining this,
20:08isn't it?
20:09And she said, it's OK, Daddy, I like the advance notice.
20:13LAUGHTER
20:14Aw, pleasure. Pleasure.
20:17APPLAUSE
20:18Aw, 11.04.
20:21OK, so one of these lionesses is so terrified of crocodiles,
20:25she gets a taxi when she's on holiday to avoid them.
20:28Er, Jay, are you scared of crocodiles?
20:31No, really?
20:32No? I suppose you've got similar skin.
20:34LAUGHTER
20:35Have you seen on the, um, the 2000s, whatever the next Olympics is,
20:392032, it's going to be in Australia,
20:41and where they've got the canoeing, it's a river,
20:43where they're doing it, it's got crocodiles in it,
20:45and it's probably going to be the only Olympics where,
20:47if it does go wrong, they can just hang around
20:49and do the Paralympics afterwards.
20:51LAUGHTER
20:53APPLAUSE
20:55OK, Blue Toon, we need an answer, please.
20:59Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort?
21:01Who takes taxis to avoid crocodiles?
21:03Who's scared of hoovers?
21:04Right, I think the dreams might be Leah.
21:08Alex Greenwood would get a taxi.
21:11And Ella Toon... Number one.
21:13..scared of hoovers, yeah?
21:15Leah Williamson has nightmares about Voldemort,
21:17Ella Toon is scared of hoovers,
21:19and Alex Greenwood is so terrified of crocodiles,
21:20she gets taxis to avoid...
21:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:23Our next round is all about an England star
21:41who can't stop scoring winners in finals.
21:44So we come to this drama.
21:52What a fabulous goal by Chloe Kelly!
21:56England know the next one.
21:58If it's scored, we'll give them the title.
22:07Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
22:10And that's all!
22:12Chloe Kelly meets England returning
22:15to the European Championship crown!
22:17Oh!
22:18We're taken!
22:19Two goals in a minute!
22:20Chloe Kelly!
22:22History makers!
22:24Game changes!
22:26Kelly's there now!
22:28To stick home the rebound!
22:30England are crowned,
22:32Queen's and Europe have to pull again!
22:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:36Give it up for the legendary Chloe Kelly!
22:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:48Come on!
22:50Oh, my God.
22:51Good shit.
22:52OK, listen, let's go back to 2022
22:54when you scored the winner
22:55to clinch England's first-ever Euros.
22:57Be honest with me,
22:58how often do you watch it back?
23:00Before the 2025 Euros,
23:03probably once a week at least, I'd say.
23:05Once a week?
23:06Yeah.
23:07For sure.
23:08I think it gave me confidence.
23:09I respect that.
23:10You know, I like to...
23:11Actually, a lot of comedians say
23:12they don't like watching themselves on telly.
23:13I hate watching stuff I'm not on.
23:15You know?
23:16Sometimes I'm watching TV,
23:17I phone up and I say to my agent,
23:18why am I not one of the regulars on Loose Women?
23:20LAUGHTER
23:22Did you plan the celebration?
23:24I didn't plan the celebration, no.
23:26It was off the cuff,
23:27but I was scared to celebrate at first
23:30because I didn't want the goal to be disallowed,
23:32so I'm, like, standing there for a sec,
23:34like, with my shirt half off,
23:36and, yeah, then we just go crazy,
23:38me, Jill, and Lauren behind us as well.
23:40We've got a still of that here.
23:42There you go.
23:43Chris, I'll just explain it to you.
23:44It's Chloe celebrating the goal being chased by Peter Crouch.
23:47LAUGHTER
23:49What a chopper.
23:51What a...
23:52That was a cheap shot.
23:53A cheap shot.
23:55To be fair, I was going to take my top off
23:58and then I thought they'll think I've got my sports ball on backwards.
24:01LAUGHTER
24:03I'll keep it on.
24:05LAUGHTER
24:07Now, Chloe, there is an unfortunate bad habit, I'm afraid,
24:10to say that you've picked up from Aunty Jill.
24:12Aunty Jill. Have a look at this.
24:13Thank you to everyone that got out to support us,
24:16whether that's in Switzerland or here today.
24:19It's so fucking special.
24:25I'm not even going to clap that one.
24:27Did you get into trouble for that?
24:28I just think, yeah, emotions got the better of me
24:31and vocabulary got a little mixed up.
24:34Yeah. What was that on?
24:36It was outside Buckingham Palace, I think.
24:38It was live on BBC.
24:40LAUGHTER
24:42That's a double whammy, isn't it?
24:44Let me tell you this, that's not the worst thing that's gone on
24:46at Buckingham Palace.
24:47LAUGHTER
24:52Jamie, can you beat that?
24:53Have you ever done anything like that?
24:54I don't know what I've said about...
24:55No, not when I've been interviewed, but...
24:57I've had a few beauties.
24:59My all-time favourite, I would say, is Victor Moses.
25:03Victor played for Chelsea Wigan, if anyone remembers him.
25:06And, um...
25:08After the game, he had a good game, and I said,
25:10you know what, he's a fantastic young English toucher.
25:13LAUGHTER
25:15He was 28 and played for Nigeria.
25:17LAUGHTER
25:19So...
25:20I think...
25:22Yeah.
25:23LAUGHTER
25:25That would be my all-time favourite, yeah.
25:28I get my kids to remind me about that beauty every other day.
25:31LAUGHTER
25:32Now, Chloe, let's relive the moment you clinched England's
25:35second successive Euros this summer.
25:38Well, she scored the winning goal
25:40that gave them the final
25:43in 2022.
25:45Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship
25:48for England.
25:49And also...
25:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:52Chloe Kelly clinched England
25:54returning the European Championship crown!
25:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:59Chloe, it's like...
26:02APPLAUSE
26:05It is so good, man.
26:06I just said, that run-up is wild.
26:08I know.
26:09I can't get my head around now.
26:10It's incredible.
26:11But, I mean, like, you were...
26:12I mean, I know you're being sort of almost casual about it now,
26:14but so much pressure.
26:15I wasn't nervous because I'd missed free and training the day before,
26:18and I was like, right, I'm not missing...
26:20I'm not missing today.
26:21I've got my misses out.
26:22And, yeah, I was confident.
26:24So, sorry, I just want to get this clear.
26:25You were confident because you'd missed a shit-ton of penalties.
26:29LAUGHTER
26:32Yeah, I got them out of me.
26:33Oh, OK.
26:34And I'm confident in taking a penalty.
26:36Like, it...
26:37I didn't feel, like, pressure to me.
26:38Do you smoke weed before a game?
26:40LAUGHTER
26:41Yeah, man.
26:42Doesn't really matter.
26:43Just hit the ball.
26:44Ball goes where the ball wants to go.
26:46Yeah.
26:47It takes a penalty.
26:48Anybody got any Pringles?
26:49Man's got to munch it.
26:50LAUGHTER
26:51Now, Chloe, you hit that penalty,
26:53an unbelievable 68 miles per hour,
26:56which is faster than any goal in the WSL
26:59or Premier League last season.
27:01Erm, which is pretty incredible.
27:04APPLAUSE
27:05Now, in honour of having England's penalty-scoring hero,
27:08I'm bringing back and a league of their own favourite.
27:10It's Popstar Penalties.
27:12CHEERING
27:14Chloe has got a big game coming up, so you can't go in goal.
27:29The Guessings volunteer to sub in.
27:32It's the Lioness' stalker, Jill Scott, everybody.
27:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:38So, Jill's in goal and Popstars will come out one by one
27:41to put your goalkeeping skills to the test.
27:43If they score, it's a point to the red team,
27:45but if you save or they miss, it's a point for the Blues.
27:47Right, all we need now is a pop star.
27:50APPLAUSE
27:51Popstar!
27:52Popstar!
27:53Popstar!
27:54Let's see who's up first.
27:56Please welcome Faye from Steps!
28:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:19Hello Faye, how are you?
28:32I'm good, I'm good.
28:33Thank you so much for coming on.
28:34Now, listen, how confident are you of beating Jill Scott in goal?
28:37I mean, she's got really long arms.
28:40Yeah, she does.
28:42I have got really long arms.
28:44Just to be honest with you, would you describe them as freakish?
28:46LAUGHTER
28:49Beautifully in proportion but very long.
28:50OK.
28:51Er, Faye, good luck to you.
28:52Come on, Faye!
28:53Take your position.
28:54Shoot when you're ready.
28:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:09I love it!
29:18Well done, Faye!
29:19That is a point for the Red Team.
29:21Faye Tozer, everybody!
29:23That was great!
29:25Well done.
29:26Brilliant.
29:27Yes, we needed that.
29:28Well, that has whet my appetite.
29:29Anybody want another pop star?
29:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:33Popstar!
29:36Popstar!
29:37Please welcome from the Lighthouse family, it's Chunday!
29:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:58Tinday, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for coming on.
30:11Tell me, Tinday, are you going to go high or ocean drive it down the middle?
30:15LAUGHTER
30:16Tinday!
30:17Tinday!
30:18Tinday!
30:19Tinday!
30:20Tinday!
30:21Tinday!
30:22Tinday!
30:23We'll have to wait and see.
30:24OK, good luck to you.
30:25When you're ready, take position.
30:26Come on, Tinday!
30:27Go on, Tinday!
30:28Tinday!
30:29Tinday!
30:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:31Tinday!
30:50Where about Suga?
30:52That's the point for the Red team!
30:55That was such as...
30:57No time saving oh my god, how could I see if that chill do you want me to go in?
31:07Listen I don't know about you but I'm peckish for another pop star anyone else
31:27I could never say
31:31Please welcome mr. C from the show
31:44Welcome to the show mr. C. How are you? Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming. How do you fancy your chances?
31:49Oh, well, I don't know
31:51Professional like this and I've kicked a boy in years probably no chance. Well, if it makes you feel better
31:55She's been absolute shit so far
31:58Mr. C. Take your position shoot when you're ready
32:20Mr. C that is a point for the blue team
32:25Listen, I don't know about you guys, but I reckon I could squeeze in one more
32:28Oh
32:30Yeah
32:32Oh
32:34Ah
32:36Oh
32:38Oh
32:40Oh
32:42Oh
32:44Oh
32:46Oh
32:48Oh
32:50Oh
32:52Oh
32:54Oh
32:56Oh
32:58RICKY
33:04Ricky, welcome to the show, mate. So good to have you on.
33:07Listen, how does it feel to hear fans of your beloved lead
33:09singing your song at games?
33:11Oh, it's absolutely glorious.
33:12We didn't expect it to be that big, but, yeah.
33:14We've made it, Ramesh.
33:15No, you have. I mean, listen, it's no North London forever,
33:17but good for you.
33:19How do you fancy your chances against Jill?
33:21I just have to get on target, don't I?
33:23Absolutely.
33:24Yes, Ricky!
33:25Ricky, good luck.
33:27Whenever you're ready.
33:30Are you just going?
33:42Rebound.
33:51Ah, bad luck, Ricky.
33:52That is a point for the Blue Team.
33:54Well done, Jill.
33:56So after that, the Red Team scored two points
33:58and the Blue Team scored two points.
34:02Please, can you go wild and crazy for our pop star?
34:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:06Now it is time for our end game.
34:21Let's see what they're up against tonight.
34:24This is fingertip save.
34:26Each time they manage to get their glove to the ball,
34:28they will unlock the question.
34:30Now, after each question, the ball will move further away.
34:33At the end of their go,
34:34each team can win a massive five bonus points.
34:37If any of them can get a glove to the ball
34:39when it's in the top corner.
34:40Alex, sound good to you?
34:41I've always said, you know, equality, inclusion,
34:44but this is...
34:45Yeah.
34:46We don't need this inclusion.
34:47LAUGHTER
34:48Red Team, get yourselves in position, please.
34:50APPLAUSE
34:59Chris, you looking forward to this?
35:00Mate, I'm not actually sure what it is.
35:02OK.
35:03LAUGHTER
35:04Red Team, you're in position.
35:06The starting distance is two metres.
35:08Your time starts after the whistle.
35:11Three, two, one, go!
35:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:18What the...?
35:20LAUGHTER
35:24Come on, mate!
35:27Come on, mate!
35:28APPLAUSE
35:30That was amazing.
35:34Listen, Red Team,
35:36not only did you touch the ball,
35:37you gave us a show.
35:39LAUGHTER
35:44OK, your first question that you've unlocked.
35:46Who was the only Lioness player to feature
35:48in both the 2009 and 2022 Euros final?
35:53Jill's old, isn't it?
35:54Oh, thanks.
35:55LAUGHTER
35:56Oh, Jill.
35:57It is Jill Scott.
35:58OK, let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
36:04On the whistle.
36:05Three, two, one, go!
36:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:13I'm so hacked!
36:15OK, here's your question, Red Team.
36:17Whilst managing Chelsea,
36:18how many WSL titles did Emma Hayes win?
36:21Five.
36:22OK.
36:23It's seven.
36:24OK.
36:25Seven!
36:26No, obviously I've given you that you can't.
36:27What are you shouting for?
36:28What are you shouting for?
36:29Why can't you have another tone?
36:30Well, not after I've said the answer, no.
36:32LAUGHTER
36:33Let's increase the distance to 3 metres.
36:38Come on, Brookha!
36:39OK.
36:40This'll be massive.
36:41This'll be massive, and I'll lose my benefit.
36:43LAUGHTER
36:47Oh, Dad!
36:49Whenever you're ready, three, two, one, go!
36:51Go, Brookha!
36:52Yes!
36:53Yes!
36:54Yes!
36:55He touched that!
36:56No.
36:57He got a fingertips!
36:58No.
36:59VAR!
37:00VAR, let's get up on VAR.
37:02Chris, did he get it?
37:03No.
37:04LAUGHTER
37:05Oh, my...
37:07No, it's very close, isn't it?
37:10LAUGHTER
37:12Jamie, you reckon you got that?
37:13I don't mean I've got this in me.
37:14You got it, mate.
37:15You can.
37:16Come on, Jamie.
37:17You can do it, Jamie.
37:18I believe in you.
37:19Yes!
37:20Yes!
37:21Yes!
37:22Yes!
37:25Yes!
37:29OK, red team, question three.
37:31Who is the Lionesses' all-time top goalscorer?
37:33Um, Ellen...
37:34Isn't it?
37:35Ellen White.
37:36It is Ellen White.
37:37Point to the red team.
37:38Yes!
37:40Let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
37:45Three, two, one, go!
37:47BELL RINGS
37:48Hold on, Jamie.
37:52Oh!
37:55I've got a touch!
37:56No, you didn't!
37:57Let's, uh, VAR, please.
38:03Unlocking red team, you scored two points!
38:08OK, blue team.
38:10Now, Chris, in order to help you out,
38:13we've got a sound ball that has a little rattle inside to help you out.
38:16Let's have a listen.
38:20OK, guys, I'm good.
38:23So, so, Chris, I imagine that you know exactly where it is now.
38:26Jesus Christ!
38:28Is he supposed to use fucking sonar?
38:32Uh, time starts when the whistle goes...
38:33Hang on, hang on, hang on!
38:34Yeah.
38:35I need some help from my team-mate here.
38:36OK.
38:37Is it, am I straight down here?
38:38Straight on.
38:39Straight down.
38:40And how far away is this?
38:41Two metres.
38:42Two metres, yeah.
38:43And it's about head eyes.
38:44If it was Ramesh, you'd be about there.
38:46Yeah!
38:47Yeah, it's like your head.
38:48Yeah.
38:49It's like your head.
38:50Yeah.
38:52All right, good luck, Chris.
38:53Go, Chris!
38:57Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris!
39:00Go on, Chris.
39:01Oh, my God.
39:02If he gets this, he's going to be lynched.
39:04Yeah!
39:05Yeah!
39:06Yeah!
39:07Yeah!
39:08Yeah!
39:09Yeah!
39:10Yeah!
39:11Yeah!
39:12Chris, what's going on?
39:13Chris, unbelievable!
39:14Unbelievable!
39:15Unbelievable!
39:18Unbelievable.
39:19Chris, well done.
39:21Blue Team, your first question.
39:23Which team did Chloe Kelly have a season ticket for growing up?
39:27Oh, QPR.
39:28Is correct.
39:29Well done, Blue Team.
39:30Good job, Jill.
39:31Let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
39:36Three, two, one.
39:44Well done, Jill.
39:47Question number two.
39:48Who was the Lioness's previous permanent manager before Serena Wiegman?
39:52Phil Nemo.
39:53Is correct.
39:54Well done, Blue Team.
39:55Yeah.
39:56Let's increase the distance to three metres.
39:59On the whistle.
40:00Three, two, one, go!
40:01What, my God!
40:02We're going to be here, let's have a look.
40:03He did touch it.
40:04I don't think he did.
40:05Yeah, he did.
40:06Yeah, he did.
40:07Yeah!
40:08OK, Blue Team, your third question.
40:09In which minute did Chloe Kelly score the winning goal against Germany in the 2022 Euros final?
40:26Oh, God.
40:27It's 116.
40:28110.
40:29Unbelievable.
40:30No.
40:31It's 110.
40:32Yeah.
40:33OK.
40:34Let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
40:37Come on, I need some crowd, come on.
40:39Yeah!
40:40Yeah!
40:41Woo!
40:42Woo!
40:43Woo!
40:44Woo!
40:45Woo!
40:46Woo!
40:47Woo!
40:48Woo!
40:49Woo!
40:50Woo!
40:51Woo!
40:52Woo!
40:53Woo!
40:54Woo!
40:55Woo!
40:56Woo!
40:57Blue Team, who is the only Lioness to have more international caps than Jill?
41:01Oh, Farrah Williams.
41:02Is the correct answer.
41:03Well done, Blue Team.
41:04Well done.
41:05We are going to increase the distance to 4 metres.
41:10OK, Meeks, you are giving this a go.
41:12Yeah.
41:13If you get this, you get five bonus points for the team.
41:16Five.
41:17Do I get a couple of chances?
41:18Give me two chances.
41:19Two chances.
41:20Yeah, yeah, go.
41:21Two chances.
41:22Give it up for Michael Richards over here.
41:23Yeah!
41:24Go, Meeks!
41:25Go!
41:30Meeks, that was so close!
41:32What a strong ace!
41:33You've got it!
41:34You've got it!
41:35You've got it!
41:36Oh!
41:37You've got it this time!
41:39OK, Meeks!
41:40Do you want to give it another go?
41:41Oh!
41:42Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:44Oh!
41:45Oh!
41:46Oh!
41:47Oh!
41:48Oh!
41:49Oh!
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