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00:00Ah!
00:04Ah, come on!
00:08Josh, he just put the baby to bed.
00:10It's Jacob!
00:11Why suck he?
00:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so much noise.
00:15Turn the music down.
00:17Y'all be quiet now.
00:18And the 1950s husband coming home from work.
00:21It's Devin Field.
00:22Honey, I'm home.
00:24The commute was murder.
00:25If you need me, I'll be drinking in the den.
00:27And if you tell the children where I am, we're getting a divorce.
00:31Well, they're all here to...
00:34Make. Some. Noise.
00:49Welcome to Make Some Noise.
00:50The game's so good we spun it off unchanged.
00:52I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:53Here's how the show works.
00:54I am here.
00:55A series of improvisational prompts.
00:57Our players have never seen before.
01:01Isn't that right, players?
01:03Yes, correct.
01:04They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
01:06I will award them corresponding points.
01:08And the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:11which an angry golden man may want back.
01:14Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:18Ready to rumble.
01:19Let's get it.
01:19Zunk, junk, and dunk.
01:22Kind of a rebrand.
01:23We're brothers now.
01:25If you say so.
01:26We're all brothers now.
01:27As you can see, we're brothers.
01:28In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
01:31This is a minigame that we like to call Back to Basics.
01:34Now, I've gotten some feedback that people missed the earlier, simpler, more competitive version of Make Some Noise.
01:42And so, players, I'm going to present you with a sound effect.
01:45You pitch me back what that sound effect should sound like.
01:48My favorite wins.
01:49So, mine's going to win?
01:51Dang, dude.
01:52You already sort of breeding the competitive heat right now?
01:54Oh, shit.
01:55Stop.
01:55Stop.
01:55Dude.
01:56Stop.
01:56Dude.
01:56Stop.
01:56Dude.
01:56Stop.
01:57Dude.
01:57We're just being brothers.
01:59Zach, a tiny bell.
02:08Bold decision there, Zach.
02:10Quite tiny.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:11You said tiny bell.
02:12Jacob, that's your go.
02:22I like that a lot, Jacob.
02:23Devin, that's all you?
02:31The tweezers.
02:37I think that is going to go to Devin.
02:38As we move on, Zach falling into a well.
02:50Very immersive, Zach.
02:52Very immersive.
02:54Dunk.
02:54Hey, y'all need any water or any?
03:00Oh, it's baby Jessica.
03:01Oh.
03:03Sploosh.
03:04Sploosh.
03:04Now, there was a story about a baby named Jessica.
03:091992, maybe?
03:11I like that yours had a Y.
03:12Junk.
03:13Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ee!
03:15Eeeeee!
03:17Eeeeee!
03:18Eeeeee!
03:19Eeeeee!
03:20Eeeeee!
03:21Eeeeee!
03:22Eeeeee!
03:23Eeeeee!
03:24Eeeeee!
03:25Oh!
03:26Fuck!
03:27Whoa!
03:28If you've got that in the whole story.
03:30That point goes to junk.
03:35Let's do you first, Jacob, for our last one.
03:38A three-second Super Bowl ad that cost half a million dollars.
03:44These are planes.
03:45Pshhhh!
03:47Coke!
03:51Were they emitting Coke?
03:53Yeah, that's a great, that's, I'm glad you saw that.
03:55I'm glad you saw that addition.
03:57I feel like maybe they weren't.
03:59They were for sure doing what you just said.
04:01Zunk.
04:02These are planes.
04:02Pshhhh!
04:03Pshhhh!
04:04Pshhhh!
04:05Pshhhh!
04:06Pshhhh!
04:07Pshhhh!
04:08Pshhhh!
04:09Pshhhh!
04:10Pshhhh!
04:11Pshhhh!
04:12They ran out of time.
04:13Too much plane.
04:14Too much plane.
04:15Too much plane.
04:16Not enough budge.
04:17In the edit, they were like, we've got two choices.
04:19And they were like, planes.
04:20Planes.
04:21They're gonna know what do-rit means.
04:22I like to imagine that the planes could have been chips.
04:24Yeah, they actually, they actually, they were chips.
04:26But that's just something I saw.
04:27They were chips.
04:28Pshhhh!
04:29Pshhhh!
04:30Devin.
04:31These are planes.
04:32Pshhhh!
04:33Join the Air Force.
04:34Pshhhh!
04:35I mean, that one made the most sense.
04:36Why were they chips and why were they spewing Coca-Cola?
04:39I am gonna say that point goes to Zunk.
04:42And so, the scores are tied as we head into round one of our game.
04:48Wow.
04:49Zunk.
04:50Yes.
04:51The saddest free Craigslist post in history.
04:55Free to a good home.
04:58Pshhhh!
04:59Friendship.
05:00I've been told I'm tough.
05:02To be around.
05:03To hear.
05:04To hear.
05:05To see.
05:06And to hold.
05:07I'm looking for someone to come with me on my companion ticket to Busch Gardens.
05:12I had a funny thing where I, you know, I was sort of ousted from a group of friends.
05:18And it's funny in hindsight.
05:20It wasn't so funny at the time.
05:22Uh, sort of a breakup got awry.
05:24They chose the other person even though they knew me first.
05:28I'm just wondering if my internet's working or if I'm not getting any sort of traction on this.
05:33You have reached your character limit.
05:37Thank God.
05:38Oh, man.
05:3952 points for sale.
05:41Never one sec.
05:42Wow.
05:43Junk.
05:44The person in front of you at the bank the one time all year you have to go inside.
05:50Everybody on the ground.
05:53Everybody get down.
05:54Everybody get down right now.
05:56Please.
05:57No, no, no.
05:58Please.
05:59All right.
06:00Here's the thing.
06:01I don't want any money.
06:02And you're probably asking, what are you doing?
06:05I have a lot of ideas.
06:07And I need some people to just kind of listen.
06:09See if they seem good or if they seem slightly off base.
06:12Okay?
06:13Okay, okay.
06:14Just don't hurt me.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Something that I've been thinking a lot about is like, what's too much eagerness?
06:21Can you like something too much?
06:23Is this for something?
06:24No, these are just sort of what I've been generally thinking about.
06:27You don't want money?
06:28Not at all.
06:30Can you be too eager?
06:31Of course you can scare people away if you're overeager.
06:33What does that look like?
06:34Well, it looks like coming out too strong, sending too many texts.
06:36Yeah, you gotta have to meet people where they are.
06:38All right.
06:39So if I'm more eager than them, I'm making them feel uncomfortable?
06:41Possibly.
06:42Don't move!
06:43I'm sorry.
06:44You're trying to get out of this?
06:45This is an example of the overeagerness you were talking about.
06:49That's good to know.
06:50I like you.
06:51And I like how we're connecting.
06:52Bang.
06:54If you want to get into the window, you can go.
06:57Jesus Christ.
06:58Sorry for killing you.
06:59That's okay.
07:00I'm gonna respond in the same spot.
07:01Cool.
07:02Callback.
07:03Callback's direct deposit for you, Jim.
07:04Wow.
07:05Which brings us to Dunk.
07:06Correct.
07:08A post-apocalyptic late-night monologue.
07:12Hey, another night in the wasteland, am I right?
07:15God, I had a hell of a weekend.
07:18It was crazy.
07:19I was in the forbidden zone.
07:21I know.
07:22I know.
07:23But, you know, the radiation swamp was just the perfect temperature.
07:28So I thought, you know, I'll bring the kids for a swim.
07:30And before I knew it, one of them was swallowed whole by the toxic ooze.
07:34But anyway, President Body Slam is in the news again.
07:39Body Slam not doing too good.
07:42God, who voted for this guy?
07:43None of us.
07:44It was a military coup.
07:46But, you know, he's enforcing his new no-kissing policy.
07:52Hey, but if he wanted a no-kissing policy, you should have thought of that before we all lost our lips in the fire.
08:00The sludge band, everybody.
08:02We'll be right back with Anna Kendrick.
08:08Oh, no.
08:10Yeah.
08:11This is soon.
08:12Yes, it's very soon.
08:1334 points.
08:14Have you seen this?
08:15Have you heard about this?
08:16That's right.
08:17Which brings us back to Zumpf.
08:20A mo-cap Planet of the Apes Monkey self-tape.
08:30Sky people.
08:33No, you have to.
08:34Sorry.
08:35I can tell that you're cutting my head off.
08:38Sweetie, what am I doing wrong?
08:39So, Mom.
08:40What?
08:41This is a really big opportunity.
08:42I know you're doing so good.
08:43You were like a real monkey.
08:45I know it.
08:46And I just need you to get my whole head in the frame.
08:47Okay.
08:48Because I'm also going to be moving around a little bit.
08:50And I just really need to feel like you have me.
08:52You're doing so good.
08:53Okay.
08:54Thanks, Mom.
08:55All right.
09:04Sky people.
09:06Sky people have...
09:08Ha-ha!
09:09I'm sorry.
09:10You had it.
09:11It was so good.
09:12I'm feeling embarrassed, Mom.
09:13Why?
09:14I know, but it was only because I was crying.
09:16I was so moved.
09:17Let me just go right into it, okay?
09:26You've got mail.
09:27Fuck!
09:28I'm sorry.
09:29It's my desktop.
09:31You straight up fucking booked it.
09:32Dude, you booked it.
09:33Let's say an ooh-ooh-ah-ah man points for you, Zach.
09:35Huge.
09:36Which brings us back to Jacob.
09:38Hi.
09:39The coroner's report has a whole section about how fun it was for him.
09:45Mail appears to be 25 years old.
09:49Cause of death, um, hydro jet explosion.
09:54He was going about 220 miles per hour on open water.
09:57Moving down to the ankles.
09:58First of all, this guy's seven foot four.
10:01Big guy.
10:03His feet are webbed.
10:04Webbed in a way that I've never seen before.
10:06I bet he'd be fast at swimming.
10:08His grills are still in.
10:10Pretty cool.
10:11Really fun.
10:12And his grills say,
10:13www.getfucked.com
10:17Somebody pull that out?
10:18Tracing.
10:19Go ahead and just kind of make a general incision here right into the sternum.
10:22Smaller man inside this man.
10:24Help me.
10:27Still alive, this man.
10:28Help me.
10:29What do the tattoos mean, sir?
10:31You alone hold the key.
10:33Riddle me this.
10:34If I cut you open, is there a big man inside of you?
10:37I'll never tell.
10:39Yeah, time of points, 11.57 a.m.
10:44But oh no, dunk.
10:46Uh oh.
10:47It would appear as if the next prompt has a missing word in it.
10:50What?
10:51So it's Zach and Jacob's responsibility to fill in whatever that blank is.
10:55Guys, don't, don't fuck me over.
10:58Your prompt is blank in the Criterion Closet.
11:02Criterion Closet.
11:03Oh no.
11:04What's his name?
11:05Recently passed.
11:06David Lynch.
11:07David Lynch in the Criterion Closet?
11:09David Lynch.
11:10Very likely place for him to be.
11:12Yeah, it doesn't feel out of character.
11:15But he's really tiny.
11:17Yeah, it's actually really tiny David Lynch.
11:20Wow.
11:21Cinema is a road.
11:23A long dark road and it goes on and on.
11:29I'm here to pick some of my favorite films.
11:31Wow.
11:32I can hardly reach.
11:36Look at this.
11:37Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life.
11:40A tremendous film made by a man much bigger than myself.
11:45It's going in the tote bag.
11:48Federico Fellini's Amar Kord.
11:51His love letter to his childhood.
11:54Hooray!
11:57I, of course, did a love letter to my childhood in the film Lost Highway.
12:03My childhood was spent watching pornography at a murderer's house.
12:09If you're watching this, I'm already dead.
12:13That is technically true.
12:15It's true.
12:1665 points from an obscure Turkish director for you.
12:19Wish I had a name to pull.
12:22Which brings us to our second minigame.
12:26This is a little minigame that we like to call Make It Sing.
12:31How it works is players, I will present you with an object.
12:34I will then show you the object making a noise.
12:38It is your job to make that same object make said noise.
12:43Does that make sense?
12:44I think so.
12:45It makes sense to me.
12:46I am going to invite back to our stage, Malachi.
12:50Son of a bitch.
12:51Great to see you again, my friends.
12:53Malachi.
12:54Hi.
12:55Malachi, take it away whenever you're ready.
12:57It's good.
12:58It's good.
12:59It's good.
13:00I want to make that noise.
13:01Oh god.
13:02I love it.
13:03Oh god.
13:04I love it.
13:06We got that noise.
13:08It's good.
13:10It's good.
13:11It's good.
13:13When we're at work and we go out, it's good.
13:14Wow, that was beautiful, Pankai!
13:34Now, what is this that you're playing?
13:36This is a Renaissance Hummelschen bagpipe.
13:39Hummelschen meaning little bumblebee.
13:40Wow!
13:41I'm going to ask, Devin, for you to go first.
13:44Makes sense, set the curve, you know?
13:47Yeah, of course, we hold it the normal way.
13:51Ha!
13:53When the Cialis kicks in.
13:56For only two seconds.
13:58Oh, wow!
14:13Devin, way to go!
14:15You know, it's hard.
14:16Good workout, dude.
14:17It's hard.
14:17Zach, I think you're up.
14:18Blow tube, finger holes.
14:21No.
14:21Bag.
14:22Okay.
14:23It's a great strategy, by the way.
14:25Find the holes first.
14:25God damn it.
14:46These bees are sick.
14:49Great time.
14:50Yikes.
14:50Great time.
14:51Jacob.
14:52I'm good, thanks.
14:53No, uh, it's not optional.
14:56So consent doesn't exist in Mexico?
14:58That's interesting.
15:00This looks pretty natural.
15:02There's more holes than you think.
15:06Thumb hole, thumb hole!
15:10God damn it.
15:11Whoa!
15:12It's getting nasty with it.
15:27Getting nasty!
15:29Yeah!
15:30Someone's getting lucky at the tavern tonight.
15:33Yeah!
15:35Wow!
15:36One-handed!
15:37Okay!
15:37We're gonna bust!
15:50A vibrator dying.
15:55It is a mind of its own.
15:57Thank you very much.
15:57Wow!
15:59I found a minute there, and then it slipped.
16:01The person who got the most legitimate sound of that thing was doubtlessly Jacob.
16:05Jacob, that point goes to you.
16:07I needed it.
16:07Malachi, everybody.
16:08Hey, Malachi, you're not gonna want to wash that.
16:16That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
16:22Nice, dude.
16:23Nice, dude.
16:24Zunk.
16:24Yes.
16:25And junk.
16:27Mad Max Fury Road Driver's Ed.
16:34It can be nerve-wracking out there.
16:35It's my first time on the Fury Road, and it's a...
16:37I'm just gonna be kind of hanging on the outside.
16:40Hey, I'll be here every step of the way.
16:43Goggles on?
16:44Yeah, that's step one.
16:44Goggles on.
16:45Okay.
16:45Shoulder blades attached.
16:47Yep.
16:47Spiked.
16:48Hands at ten and two.
16:49Guns at three and nines.
16:52And I will ease in.
16:54Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:55You didn't check your mirrors, and you didn't talk to the guy who plays bass on the back.
16:58Check in with me.
17:02Sir, are you good?
17:03The doof warrior is ready to ride.
17:05Okay.
17:05I'm gonna put it into drive, and I'll hit that nose.
17:08Absolutely.
17:11Hold it.
17:12Fight it.
17:12Fight the G's.
17:13Hold it.
17:14Now, it's gonna seem like this wall, you won't be able to make it, but you can make it.
17:18Good.
17:18Yes.
17:19Good.
17:19Witness me.
17:21Now, you're gonna parallel park, you're gonna parallel park between that tank that looks
17:28like a boat, and that boat that looks like a tank.
17:31Yes.
17:31Witness me again.
17:32Now, don't squish the bass guy.
17:34You've got a lot of space back here.
17:37That's what the show's all about, baby.
17:40I had a spot.
17:40Oh, damn.
17:42Well, 45 points done entirely with practical effects for the both of you.
17:46Wow, huge.
17:46Which brings us to jump and dunk.
17:49Correct.
17:50A Chipotle employee is psyched about what's going on in your burrito bowl.
17:55I'm hungry today.
17:57Yeah.
17:57Okay, great.
17:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:58Let's get started.
17:59I want to do a bowl.
18:00Yes.
18:01I want to do a bowl.
18:02Yes, King.
18:03Yes, yes.
18:03Go on.
18:04Yes, yes.
18:04I want the tortilla at the bottom of the bowl.
18:10Have you heard about that?
18:11Not reinventing the damn wheel.
18:14Jesus.
18:14Yeah, man.
18:15All right, tortilla at the bottom of the bowl.
18:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:17Keep cooking.
18:18Um, we're going to do this together, brother.
18:21Hit me.
18:21Okay, okay.
18:22Rice?
18:22Yeah, dude.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yeah, dude.
18:25White rice.
18:26White rice.
18:27Can I go a little bit more, though?
18:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:28Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:29This is the big question.
18:31I've been wondering how you're going to go with this one.
18:33I've been wondering which way you're going to go with this one.
18:35I knew you were thinking.
18:36As soon as I walked in, you had it on your face.
18:38Where's he going?
18:39Black or Pinto?
18:40Boom!
18:40No!
18:42Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:45We got a goddamn innovator.
18:47Protein?
18:47Give me the chick chick.
18:49Chick chick is, like, the craziest fucking way I've ever heard someone say chicken.
18:53Oh, no.
18:53That's fucking...
18:55That's...
18:55Nobody said that before?
18:56I want to get married.
18:58Whoa!
18:59Wow, yes.
18:59Yes.
19:00So good?
19:01Yes.
19:01Okay, okay, all right.
19:02Lettuce.
19:03No.
19:03And then, all right, cheese, man.
19:06Cheese, dude.
19:07The dairy.
19:08The dairy.
19:09Yeah, man.
19:09Yeah, man.
19:10I want enough cheese to back me up for a week.
19:12This guy's lactose intolerant, baby.
19:15Let's do it.
19:16Let's slather it on.
19:17I know you're salt of the earth.
19:18It's guacamole.
19:20It's extra.
19:21I'm going no guac.
19:22Wow.
19:23A man who knows when his meal is complete.
19:27I'm sorry.
19:28Brother, this was going perfect, dog.
19:31And I was, like, ready to fucking leave it all behind.
19:33You forgot something huge, dude.
19:35What?
19:35You didn't ask me about the salsas, dude.
19:38You went straight from lettuce to cheese, dude,
19:40and you didn't even bring up the salsas.
19:42You'll never hear from me again.
19:45Wait.
19:47Ice water and shredded cheese, please.
19:52Together?
19:53I don't know if anybody noticed,
19:55and I know how people love Easter eggs here at Dropout TV.
19:58The bell on the door on the exit.
20:00That's the bell.
20:00The tiny bell from earlier in that position.
20:02Wow.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Oh, my God.
20:06Yeah.
20:06Six points that are extra.
20:07Is that okay?
20:08Yeah.
20:09Done.
20:09Yes.
20:09Hands up.
20:10Mm-hmm.
20:10Coworkers are actually honest about how they spent their weekends.
20:15Nice little weekend?
20:16Yeah.
20:17It's fine.
20:17Yeah.
20:18I got too scared for my snowboarding lesson.
20:22What's that?
20:23I booked a snowboarding lesson in Big Bear.
20:25Okay.
20:25I paid the deposit.
20:26I drove there, and I rented a board.
20:28And that first moment when you put your boots on,
20:32and you walk in the snow out to where it was a group lesson.
20:36And it wasn't even an intimidating group.
20:39I just turned around, and I drove home.
20:40Really?
20:41How was your weekend?
20:43It was okay.
20:44Just kind of hid from my wife.
20:47My wife's upset with me because of some repeat behaviors that I kind of refused to deal with.
20:57So things have been just kind of frosty.
20:59And I ended up saying I had a bunch of yard work to do, but I was actually just kind of sitting in our shed.
21:07And I was just texting some buddies of mine from college, being like, hey, remember when we used to get so drunk and no one replied?
21:17And then my wife saw that I hadn't been doing any yard work, and she came out and, you know, she was like, I'm worried about you.
21:24You're so distant.
21:25Why are you like this?
21:26So I went for a long drive.
21:28I thought I passed you.
21:29I was going up the mountain you were coming down.
21:31I was crying.
21:32I was crying.
21:32And then Sunday.
21:40Yeah, a point for every step taken all weekend.
21:42That's right.
21:43Which brings us back for the last time in round one to Zunk.
21:46Gotta have it.
21:47And Junk.
21:48Gotta have it.
21:49The most dangerous game, the least dangerous skies.
21:53Did you see anyone yet?
21:54I wasn't looking.
21:55Yeah.
21:56What kind of tree is this?
21:57Careful, it's got the thorns.
21:59I don't, I forget what they call, but they have little thorns and stuff.
22:02You know what I mean?
22:03There's a lot of them, like UCLA and stuff.
22:06There's a lot of them.
22:07Yeah.
22:08Hey, do you think you'd want to hang out outside of this sometime?
22:11I was going to say, a lot of the reason I came here was because there's a male loneliness epidemic.
22:16Absolutely.
22:17Yeah, yeah.
22:18Yeah.
22:19I just feel like I don't have, like, a third space for, like, people.
22:22A third space.
22:22And it's like, it's me.
22:23Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
22:28Oh, hey, look, there's a turkey tail fungus on the tree.
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:33Turkey tail.
22:33Yeah, those are really good to eat.
22:35Yeah.
22:35Do you feel like we should have shot that guy?
22:37What guy?
22:37There is a guy that is walking by.
22:40And I'm kind of pretending like I don't see him.
22:42I don't have a killer spirit.
22:43I don't have a killer spirit.
22:44Do you like Legos?
22:45For sure.
22:46I have a...
22:46Did you know that?
22:47Go ahead, you first.
22:48Sorry.
22:48I got excited.
22:49All right.
22:50What's your favorite one on three?
22:51One, two, three.
22:52Millennium Falcon.
22:52I have Starry Night.
22:53I have Starry Night.
22:53I have Starry Night.
22:54I have Starry Night.
22:54I love it.
22:55Oh, I kind of want to befriend these guys.
23:0045 points hung above the mantelpiece for the both of you.
23:03Which brings us to Junk and Dunk.
23:0825% off at the Cuck Chair Depot.
23:12I'm Benny.
23:13This my brother.
23:15Dave.
23:17Are you tired of sitting on bad chairs when you watch your wife get fucked by another man?
23:23I know I was.
23:24We've got a line of Cuck Chairs vetted by the biggest Cuck I've ever met.
23:30Let me show you our Cuck Chairs.
23:32We've got corner of hotel room.
23:35Extra humiliating.
23:3625% off or more if you browbeat me about it.
23:39And we have a cold metal office chair.
23:41Now some of the perks of this one is that it has a full 360 spin.
23:45So no matter where your wife is getting railed, you won't miss a beat.
23:50I don't want to miss a second of the action.
23:52Hey brothers.
23:53Oh.
23:54I just wanted to ask if you had heard about the Cuck doorway.
23:5845% off a new item.
24:00The Cuck doorway.
24:01Sometimes you don't want to commit to sitting in a chair and watching the entire act of someone
24:05else making love to your betrothed.
24:07Sometimes the gravity of the situation is simply more than you could have ever imagined
24:10when you agreed to do it.
24:12And you need to be able to leave at a moment's notice.
24:14And sometimes the fear grips you and everything in your body tells you to go.
24:19But you must watch.
24:20Oh man.
24:24Wow.
24:26That's a good deal.
24:27Some sort of sex number.
24:28Trying to think of one.
24:29No one's ever cracked it.
24:30Gosh, it's got to be out there.
24:31Ten.
24:32Ten.
24:33Oh.
24:33Oh.
24:34Yeah.
24:34Oh.
24:36Number ten.
24:38Which brings us to the last prompt of round two.
24:41Dunk.
24:42Yes.
24:42And zunk.
24:43Oh god.
24:44Street canvasser versus conflict avoider.
24:48Hey, do you have a second to talk about the environment?
24:50I'm actually going into treatment.
24:51No, that's fine.
24:52This is only going to take one minute of your time and it's really important.
24:55Okay?
24:55Yeah.
24:56Now, let me ask you something.
24:57Do you use our national forests?
24:58Well, I've been to...
24:59Do you ever recreationally hike in their national forests?
25:02I have...
25:02Just hold on one second.
25:04This will only take one second.
25:05I went to Yosemite, I guess, so...
25:07So you're someone who cares about conservation and public spaces, are you not?
25:10I mean, I definitely am into it, but...
25:12Well, look, if you set up a recurring donation today, we can make sure that you protect our nation's
25:16waterways, okay?
25:17Oh, yeah.
25:18We can make sure that you protect our nation's waterways and forests, not to mention, of
25:21course, preserved lands, all right?
25:23Why don't you talk to my dad about it?
25:24Talk to your dad about it?
25:25Yeah, yeah.
25:26Where is he?
25:26He's right here.
25:27Where?
25:28He's right here.
25:30Okay, okay.
25:31Just sign up.
25:32Just sign up.
25:33I'll sign it.
25:33I'll sign it.
25:34I promise I'll sign it.
25:35Okay.
25:37Stop.
25:38Stop.
25:38Stop.
25:39Stop.
25:40Stop.
25:41You don't even care about the environment.
25:42I do, I promise.
25:43I have 35 minutes until the babysitter leaves.
25:45You're the only one who can save this planet as we...
25:48Oh, no.
25:51Are you okay?
25:51I'm sorry.
25:52I don't mean to hurt you.
25:52Please just help me.
25:53Give me your wallet.
25:57We ran around.
25:59I'm exhausted.
25:59Do you have five minutes to receive a brief 33 points?
26:03I do.
26:05Which brings us to our third and final minigame.
26:08This is a little minigame that we like to call Choose Your Character.
26:13How it works is Zach and Devin are going to be in the character modification screen of
26:17a video game.
26:18Jacob will be the character they are modifying.
26:21So players, if you could take your positions, please.
26:23Your video game is Scuba Adventure Depths Unknown.
26:29Yeah, choose from one of the main body types here.
26:32Okay.
26:32Barrel-chested adventurer.
26:34Barrel-chested adventurer.
26:35That's a little safer.
26:36Yeah, let's try that.
26:37What kind of goggles?
26:38Let's do cartoonishly large.
26:40Check that out.
26:41Way too tiny.
26:43Fogged.
26:44Let's go fogged.
26:45Okay, cool.
26:45He can't see anything.
26:47Hair.
26:47Long flowing mermaid mane.
26:49Long flowing.
26:50Yeah.
26:50Oh, wow.
26:51Gorgeous.
26:53Boy's buzz cut.
26:54Buzz cut.
26:56Yeah, wow.
26:57Kind of a stinker now.
27:00Do we choose what kind of swimsuit?
27:02Yeah, yeah.
27:02Old-timey 1920s bathing costume.
27:05That's one, yeah.
27:06It looks uncomfortable.
27:07Looks a little snatch.
27:09It's changing his whole attitude.
27:12He definitely has a wedgie.
27:14He doesn't like it.
27:15He seems like he's picking at it already.
27:18It's going to be hell on the water.
27:18Why do they have this option if the character himself is like not liking?
27:22I like this.
27:24He said not this.
27:25Not this, man.
27:27Other option.
27:27Change it.
27:28Change it.
27:28I'm changing it.
27:29I'm changing it.
27:29Okay, okay.
27:30Change it fast.
27:31Full body wetsuit goes even over the face.
27:34Change it.
27:36What's he saying?
27:37Change it.
27:39Okay, trunks that are full pant.
27:41Full pant, board short.
27:42Ready for the meeting.
27:43No, that's a stretch to me because it doesn't even feel business to me.
27:48No, he looks like I have the pants on.
27:50I'm ready for the meeting.
27:51What the hell does that mean?
27:52I have a meeting.
27:53I'm in full pants.
27:54I disagree.
27:56I have a meeting.
27:56I'm in full pants.
27:58He can say he has pants on all the way.
27:59Yeah, he's full board shorts.
28:00He looks like Fred Durf.
28:01Full board shorts are like pants.
28:03Okay, fine.
28:04Change it to...
28:04I have a meeting.
28:05I'm in full pants.
28:05Classic speedo.
28:06Speedo, yeah.
28:07Red, white, and blue speedo.
28:08Red, white, and blue speedo.
28:09Yeah, that's good.
28:10Shit, right?
28:12Shit, right?
28:13I think he's happy with...
28:14We'll just keep it.
28:15All right, fine.
28:16Okay, we clicked away from this window.
28:18Can you rotate him back to the front?
28:20I'm trying to.
28:20It won't do it.
28:22All right.
28:22Okay.
28:23Flippers.
28:23Flippers.
28:23All right, flippers.
28:25Cement boots.
28:26Yeah, kind of mafia.
28:28Yeah, okay.
28:29Yeah, he's going to sink right to the bottom.
28:31Can't breathe.
28:32Can't breathe with these.
28:33Can't breathe with these.
28:35He's already dead.
28:37He's dead.
28:39He drowned.
28:40I can't go forward.
28:41He's dead.
28:42It just says game over.
28:48That brings us to round three,
28:50where our players will now hold hands
28:52and jump into the abyss together.
28:55Yay!
28:57Zunk.
28:57Mm-hmm.
28:57Junk.
28:58Dunk.
28:58Yep.
28:59Gentlemen, this is going to be a round robin.
29:02Oh!
29:02Your prompt is...
29:04These daily affirmations are a bit off.
29:08You've killed before and you'll kill again.
29:12Dear God, make me a turd.
29:16Oh, I'm sorry.
29:17Dear God, make me a turd so I can fart.
29:19Fart, fart, fart away from here.
29:20Dear God, make me a turd so I can fart far.
29:23Fart, fart, fart, fart away from here.
29:25They all laughed at you, but who's laughing now?
29:28Them, still, at you.
29:31Don't do it.
29:32Don't pick lasagna again.
29:34You're really becoming the lasagna guy.
29:38Just getting to the gym is half the battle
29:41because you still have no idea where the gym is.
29:46You are a regular guy.
29:47You can enter a space.
29:49You are a regular guy.
29:50You can enter a room.
29:51You are a regular guy.
29:53You can do that transaction.
29:54You are a regular guy.
29:56You know how to answer the phone.
29:57You are a regular guy.
29:58You know what sleep is.
30:00You are a regular guy.
30:01You know how to wake up.
30:02You are a regular guy.
30:03You know how to move through space.
30:04You are a regular guy.
30:06You know what it means to be you.
30:10Wow, I found that one strangely inspiring.
30:1321 points capable of anything to you all.
30:16Sung.
30:16Mm-hmm.
30:16Jung.
30:17Jung.
30:17Yes.
30:18A24 on ice.
30:20Jesus Christ.
30:21Do you hear my strange voice in the darkness?
30:27My voice is so low, and there are no lights that you see.
30:35I just got done doing a Marvel film.
30:40Are you staying with me for the weekend?
30:42Yeah.
30:42Good.
30:43I won't be around.
30:45I'm leaving.
30:45The house is all yours.
30:48This cabin?
30:48The house.
30:50This house, the cabin?
30:51The house.
30:52This house?
30:52Is all yours.
30:53This house, the cabin.
30:55Is all yours.
30:56Shh.
30:57Shh.
30:58Hello.
30:59British character actor here.
31:03I mind the house and the grounds.
31:06A place where you might reawaken your creative spirit.
31:08But first, don't go in the shed.
31:13The shed.
31:14The shed.
31:15What's in the shed?
31:23Drone noises.
31:28Shh.
31:30Talk to me.
31:31It's me, your friend back home, Michael Cera.
31:34Just checking on how everything's going out there this weekend.
31:36It's feeling a little strange in kind of an off-kilter way.
31:40You always get in your own way.
31:41Just put your head down and focus on that creative process.
31:44You're right.
31:45I have to go.
31:45My non-threatening wife is calling me.
31:47Okay, there's a shed.
31:51I shouldn't.
31:52Now I'm just into this movie.
31:54I shouldn't check the shed.
31:55Shed, it opened.
32:03I'm played by Brendan Fraser.
32:06Oh, that Brendan Fraser movie, The Shed?
32:09I don't want to hear anybody say that I didn't pretend like it was on ice.
32:14Because I did a little bit.
32:15You absolutely did.
32:16I did a little bit.
32:17Eagle-eyed viewers will find that we all skated on ice a little bit.
32:23825 points for you all.
32:26Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
32:33Fellas, it's a gift prompt.
32:36For us?
32:36Let's see who from.
32:38Hello, my name is Vic McAless.
32:39No way.
32:40I've been asked to gift a prompt to Jacob, Zach, and Devin.
32:43Three improvisers have been very influential to me personally.
32:45So I wanted to gift a prompt that really allowed them to flex their improv skills and acting skills.
32:51And I thought really hard about it.
32:52And the prompt that I came up with is...
32:55Oops, all stepdads.
32:57Your prompt from Vic McAless.
33:00Oops, all stepdads.
33:01Oops, all stepdads.
33:03Oops, all stepdads.
33:04Great audio on that clip.
33:05That was their second try.
33:09Oh, wow.
33:10There's something about it that felt like we have to do it again.
33:14Yeah.
33:18Really good form.
33:19Work's been paying off.
33:21How's Tony?
33:22We're getting used to each other.
33:24His head's just a little bit in the clouds.
33:26And let's just say, I'm not a pilot.
33:31Whoa, jeez.
33:33I'm sorry, I was laughing.
33:34How's Josie?
33:35Not good.
33:36No?
33:37Josie's in the muck and I don't have a metal detector.
33:42Ow!
33:43I dropped a bottle on my foot.
33:45Oh, my God.
33:47Hey, I feel you though.
33:48Hey.
33:50Perfect.
33:50How are the twins?
33:51They have overpowered me physically.
33:55They hit me in the knees and the neck.
33:57And I go down like a sack of potatoes.
33:59And they kind of have their run of the house.
34:02Wow.
34:02I got some tough news from one of the kids.
34:05What?
34:06He thinks he can be a blue angel.
34:07Like a pilot?
34:09Kid's half blind.
34:10His prescriptions are thicker than mine.
34:12Top Gun Maverick?
34:13More like Top Gun Don't Got It.
34:16Shit!
34:17I'm sorry.
34:18I just said that.
34:20Yeah.
34:20Josie's stealing from me.
34:22Oh.
34:24Oh.
34:24Oh.
34:24Out in the open or at night?
34:26At night.
34:27In the day.
34:28Stuff she doesn't even need.
34:29That's what's confusing.
34:30I'm late to work.
34:31I can't find any of my stuff.
34:32Then I see it in a tree outside.
34:36The twins talk in their own language when I'm around.
34:39And I think they're plotting to kill me.
34:45I could keep this going forever and ever.
34:48All men need is an activity.
34:50That's right.
34:51A third space.
34:52Yeah.
34:52And an activity.
34:5343 points that stepped up.
34:55Aw.
34:56Which brings us to the end of our show.
35:01Say it ain't so.
35:02Our winner tonight.
35:06Devin Fields.
35:07I knew it.
35:08Devin.
35:09I knew it.
35:10You are the recipient of the Covenant Golden Year.
35:16Good.
35:16That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
35:19Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
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35:22Good night.
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