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00:00Hello, one and all, and welcome to another episode
00:02of Adventuring Party.
00:04I'm your humble dungeon master, Bradley Mulligan,
00:06with, as always, our intrepid heroes.
00:07Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:08Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:12Can you put your hand right here?
00:13Ow!
00:15You disciplined him!
00:17Ow!
00:19That's for hitting us with wisdom saving throws, you bitch.
00:21Yeah, ow!
00:22That's a bad buzzer guy.
00:24That was kinda good.
00:25What's everyone's HP total?
00:26What's your HP total?
00:27I just got 14 temp, so 18 plus 14.
00:3218 plus 14, okay, not bad.
00:33You're down to 18 hit points?
00:35Yeah, I got wrecked.
00:36Yeah.
00:37And coins.
00:37I, 44 plus one temp hit point.
00:4153, no temp.
00:4253, no temp.
00:44I am 52, but 19 of that is temp,
00:46because I braced up.
00:48Gotcha.
00:48Oh yeah.
00:50I'm at 32, and then the Vanticle,
00:52I thought was at 32, but actually is at 42,
00:57because I have Evasion from my mount,
00:59because I have Mounted Combatant.
01:01Hell yes.
01:02And then what's the Lether at right now?
01:0377.
01:05Damn.
01:0577?
01:07That's really good.
01:08The rage is like halving some stuff,
01:10except for one of them.
01:11Looks like it.
01:12Yeah, there was Dunder damage too, right?
01:13No.
01:14Which I was like.
01:15That was all Khan and Wiz.
01:17I think it was both wisdom.
01:18It was all wisdom.
01:18All wisdom.
01:19Yeah, I love when you give us a thing
01:21that gives us a saving throw on a thing
01:22that you're absolutely not gonna use the saving throw for.
01:25Yeah, there you go.
01:26I respect it, you gotta respect it.
01:27You gotta respect it, you gotta respect it.
01:29Guys, what is it?
01:30Can you put your finger there?
01:31These don't work yet.
01:32Yeah, right in the way.
01:33Oh!
01:35You tricked me!
01:38Throwing a punch, missing someone, and saying,
01:41you tricked me.
01:42You tricked me.
01:43That's not fair!
01:44That's not fair!
01:45What was the last hit that wasn't halved?
01:47Uh, all of the psychic attack from Ludmilla.
01:51And how much was it for?
01:5232.
01:53Okay, yeah, yeah.
01:54I'm lower than this.
01:55I've been hit twice, and I think one of them
01:57was thunder damage and one of them was psychic damage,
01:58so I didn't get to half anything.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:01Took away all my temp.
02:03Took away all your temp.
02:03But!
02:04Yeah, I lost my aioli bumps immediately.
02:05I lost my temp immediately.
02:07So all of my brothers are shitheads.
02:09That's so funny that they were,
02:10maybe I can convince some of them.
02:12Who knows?
02:13Well, Samwell's solid, but he's gone.
02:15Samwell's solid?
02:16Is he dead?
02:17Your dad seems extra annoying.
02:18They just said he went dead.
02:18And what happened to those guys that flew off
02:20in the episode that got married to those people?
02:23Can we get those guys?
02:24Wait a second, Murph.
02:25Samwell is in the chamber.
02:28Yeah.
02:28He's getting Ludmilla treatment.
02:31We're gonna open it up.
02:33And Samwell's going to be one of the-
02:35So beats a solid hulk.
02:35Because they need blood.
02:36They need blood.
02:37A solid.
02:38So beats a hulk.
02:39Willwell is solid.
02:41Willwell is solid.
02:43So beats a reasonable heart.
02:45So maybe the reasonableness of Samwell
02:47is actually tempering Straka right now.
02:50I don't know how much more I could have done
02:52to establish that Willwell is not solid.
02:54What are you talking about?
02:56He brought Burt up.
02:57I could have established that he's incredibly solid.
02:59I've seen those stances.
03:00Burt would be dead if not.
03:01Also considering that the rest of my family
03:03is about to attack me and Willwell came on the adventure.
03:06Yeah, you're right.
03:07Solid.
03:08I actually felt incredible when Willwell
03:10said that Mario was his favorite.
03:12I was ready to be like, hey, let's get out of here.
03:15Let's get out of here.
03:16Wow.
03:17Let's get out of here.
03:19Mario and Willwell, the side quest I want to watch.
03:22Not romantically.
03:23Let's get out of here and botonically start a new thing.
03:26Yeah.
03:26Yeah, wow.
03:27You can start your life, it's tonically.
03:30Do you want to get out of here and botonically?
03:32Yeah.
03:33Be my best friend and with me all the time.
03:36With me all the time.
03:37Stay over, but like in a head to tails kind of a way.
03:39In a different bedroom.
03:40Yeah.
03:44Hey, Ali, what's going on?
03:45What was that?
03:45They're really fun.
03:46It's a really sad song.
03:47You know what sound that a ruler meant?
03:48It's a really sad song.
03:49What's that?
03:50Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
03:51Wee, wee, wee.
03:52Wee, wee, wee, wee.
03:53Wee, wee, wee, wee.
03:54Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
03:55Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
03:56Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
03:57I had the same thought.
03:58Is that what it sounds like when you get struck by lightning?
04:00Isn't that insane?
04:01Isn't that insane?
04:02There was something about how it was said.
04:03Yeah, I don't know.
04:04It was posed so rhetorically.
04:05You know what happens to a ruler when it gets struck by lightning?
04:07Same thing that happens to every video.
04:09Brendan, did you expect us to be on Straka this quickly?
04:12No.
04:13How many of us did you expect to get in the mouth?
04:14How many of us did you expect to get in the mouth?
04:15Get in there.
04:16Even for me, I was like, oh shit, we're all up in Straka.
04:21Are we supposed to be in the mouth?
04:22From the jump.
04:23I don't know.
04:24I don't think so.
04:25I did feel like we were supposed to use more of the resources from this to fight Straka,
04:28but the breath of the wild is like, let me get inside this ancient beast.
04:33Yeah, it's tough to stay on the ship and kind of do nothing.
04:35I'm cooking in the mouth.
04:36I'm like, kink, kink, kink.
04:37Well, I think that the ship.
04:38You're flying in the mouth.
04:41I'm dying in the mouth is what I'm doing.
04:43I think there's a feeling very different if the initiative had been different,
04:48but you guys spent the top of the round getting walloped.
04:51And I think you went, I don't want to be in front of the bird.
04:54Being in front of the bird is bad.
04:56It really sucked to immediately roll a 10 on the Radiant Cannon point-blank range.
05:01At the fucking bird that takes Radiant damage.
05:04Yes, totally.
05:05We as a crew rolled really bad on initiative.
05:08Yeah.
05:09I was like, vigilant guide now, but we don't know.
05:12Maybe there'll be environmental stuff that it's worth.
05:16I don't think we would be that high.
05:18Yes.
05:19Like we'd still only be in like mid-teens.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Yeah, that's true.
05:24We only had one round.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Yeah.
05:28That's true.
05:29And we had some really inspiring speeches to get us back.
05:31That was beautiful.
05:32That was beautiful.
05:33That was beautiful, Max.
05:34That was really it.
05:35I literally, when it wasn't up-jumped boogies.
05:38Are you up-jumped boogies?
05:39That was a really good made-up insult.
05:41Yeah.
05:42I literally was just sitting there as I was looking at it.
05:44What the fuck kind of made-up curse word can I think of?
05:46I know.
05:47I was thinking the same thing, and I couldn't think of one.
05:48And when you do that, I was like, wow, that's good.
05:50That woman was so up-jumped over there.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Okay.
05:54I think I was going to call people nut pugs.
05:55That's right.
05:56Oh, that's good.
05:57I think I probably would have tried to think of something like scrap-related.
06:00Like scrap holes or something like that.
06:02Yeah, scrap holes.
06:03I would have found like a dirty way to say biscuits, you know?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Like what?
06:07Junk bugs.
06:08I don't know.
06:09Honestly, get the fear.
06:10Wait, but then what's the biscuit reference?
06:12Well, it's like a dirty biscuit, you know?
06:14That obviously-
06:15Dirty biscuit's kind of good on show.
06:17Biscuit is-
06:18I'm looking at a couple of dirty biscuits.
06:20Shit brisket?
06:21Ooh.
06:22Makes you think of like some shredded shit.
06:24Ew.
06:25Shit brisket.
06:26Ew.
06:27No!
06:28Listen up, you pulled piece of shit brisket.
06:31Listen up, you pulled dorks.
06:33Oh, that's great.
06:34Pulled dorks?
06:35Pulled dorks.
06:36Pulled dorks.
06:37Sunglasses come off.
06:38Sunglasses come off.
06:39The badge comes out.
06:40What's up?
06:41I've been wearing sunglasses and also been a cop this whole time.
06:42Everybody in the restaurant's under arrest.
06:44Shit brisket.
06:45Well, shit, guys.
06:46This episode was a roleplay half battle.
06:48We had our first round of combat against Straka.
06:50Jumping aboard quite quickly.
06:52Lyudmilla.
06:53He's like, oh, I don't know.
06:54I don't know.
06:55I don't know.
06:56I don't know.
06:57I don't know.
06:58I don't know.
06:59I don't know.
07:00I don't know.
07:01I don't know.
07:02I don't know.
07:03I don't know.
07:04I don't know.
07:05I don't know.
07:06I don't know.
07:07Particularly Lyudmilla here in the flesh or question mark?
07:12Yeah.
07:13The porcelain.
07:14When that maxi came out, my breath was taken away.
07:17Yeah.
07:18It's so big.
07:19So great.
07:20It's so big.
07:21Like a mailbox.
07:22Just like a mailbox where I'm from.
07:24Just like a mailbox.
07:25I almost wish that we had a more mailboxy maxi to show.
07:29Maybe if we're lucky.
07:30I don't know.
07:31We'll figure it out.
07:32You can fit some mail in there.
07:33Yeah.
07:34You can fit some mail in there.
07:35Sure.
07:36I mean, your bills would get absolutely shredded.
07:38You'd have to put them in group chats.
07:39Sorry, I didn't get the bill.
07:40It got sent to a different world.
07:42Your checks would be uncashable.
07:43I'm texting my mom to go take photos of the nearby mailboxes and I will be putting them
07:47in the group chats.
07:48I would love that.
07:49That many fun mailboxes?
07:50There's so many.
07:51When it's a dirt rural road, all it is is fun mailboxes.
07:55And like wine bottles turned into like stained glass.
07:58Okay.
07:59Yeah.
08:00Love that.
08:01You're shredded fans of metal.
08:02It's beautiful.
08:03I didn't know that it was like that.
08:04Yeah.
08:05It's kind of like if like a new agey jewelry store was made out of trash.
08:11I feel like there's also like every fifth house has like hundreds of windchimes.
08:17It's like, oh, it's the windchime house of this street.
08:20Yeah.
08:21I do love windchimes.
08:22Yeah.
08:23I love windchimes.
08:24I do love windchimes.
08:25I have a lovely pair of windchimes in my home that my mom sent me as a housewarming cat.
08:28Oh my gosh.
08:29That's a really good housewarming cat.
08:30How big are we talking?
08:31They're hefty.
08:32Okay.
08:33She got them from Woodstock.
08:34So they're the genuine.
08:36They're the real deal.
08:37There's a house on my street that has that and they're like big columns.
08:41And the sound is like eerie, but in a good way.
08:45They don't do it any other way.
08:47Windchimes are always eerie.
08:48I got the big old, I have them in, when it gets windy out, I swear to God, I'll like
08:53pause a TV show just to be like, time to vibe.
08:56Time to straight up.
08:58When it just truly got too windy for them, I'd take them down because they were annoying.
09:03They were like dun dun dun dun dun.
09:04Like so loud.
09:05No, I love windchimes, but these were just, there was just a little too piercing.
09:08No, windchimes, get him.
09:10Big windchimes, come for this man.
09:13Don't.
09:14Eliminate it.
09:15Eliminate it.
09:16Everybody send back a windchime.
09:18The Swifties are gonna come after you.
09:22Windchimes are a cornerstone of the American economy and I want to say to everyone, especially
09:27those people living in rural parts of the country that are building windchimes day in
09:30and day out, thank you for this.
09:33Thank you for your work.
09:34Thank you for your silence.
09:35It's almost like a bamboo or a light.
09:37Ooh, yeah.
09:38You have to find your tone.
09:39I think it's a very personal tone.
09:41Have you guys ever heard bamboo fields in the winds though?
09:44It's absolutely one of the most beautiful sounds.
09:46I've just recognized something.
09:48You want to know a bizarre connection in this season that has to do with what we're talking about?
09:52You've met me before.
09:53You've recognized me.
09:54This is Emily.
09:55Emily's been at all.
09:56Every time.
09:57I have no idea what's going on here.
09:59Brennan big times us every season.
10:01He comes in and goes, hey, what's up?
10:02Brennan.
10:03You're on Ragnarok.
10:04Hey, so nice to meet you.
10:05Herald Knight.
10:06Yes.
10:07The last 10 years of my life deleted.
10:11Ragnarok is 15 years ago.
10:14That's what I'm saying.
10:15That's my frame of reference.
10:16That's my memory.
10:17The crazy thing about, I was going to say, do you know what the term for instruments played
10:24by wind is?
10:25Straka.
10:26Aether something or other.
10:28Aeolian.
10:29Aeolian.
10:30Aeolian.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Like the Greek wind.
10:34The forms that define collective consciousness are unresistable.
10:40Ow.
10:42That made such a satisfying little.
10:45Wow.
10:46You really brought us back to the presence act.
10:48That was incredible.
10:49And thank you.
10:50I was about to buy into it.
10:52Aeolian.
10:53Exactly.
10:54How do we go home spend $20,000 on aeoli?
10:56That is yet another instance of me having no way to get out of the bit and Zach hoisting
11:00me up and getting me out of the bit.
11:02Would you eat aeoli with like a reed?
11:05Oh, suck it up.
11:06Would I?
11:07Why not?
11:08Would you drink aeoli through a straw?
11:10Would you?
11:11Or you blow the straw through the aeoli.
11:13Why don't you say that in these where they're gonna?
11:16Yeah, they'll run in here.
11:17All of a sudden the room starts kind of shaking.
11:20Would I drink aeoli through a straw?
11:22Hell yeah.
11:23No.
11:24Get the sign back out.
11:25I did have a dream when I used to play the saxophone of like that I would dip my reed
11:29in Sprite and then it would taste like Sprite while I played my saxophone.
11:32Did it work or did it corrode your saxophone?
11:34I don't think I ever did it because I think I realized it would do horrible things.
11:38It would be clarinet and sucking on your fucking reed to get it wet.
11:43That was really cool in my school.
11:45It was like almost like a cigarette.
11:47It would be like a young middle school kid that's like, hey, what's up?
11:51And like put the reed back in their mouth.
11:53I'm about to play saxophone in about ten-ish minutes.
11:56Have you heard of the oboe?
11:58Did that happen in this season?
12:00What?
12:01That we had a wet reed?
12:02No.
12:03I don't think so.
12:04What did that happen in another season?
12:06My name is Emily Axford.
12:07I've been in a bunch of seasons.
12:08Wait.
12:09Hey.
12:10You've been in an accident.
12:12Hey.
12:13I honestly think being hit with rules is right.
12:15Brandon Scott Jones is worried about you.
12:17You tripped on a bunch of aioli.
12:19And the UCB4 brought it from Chicago to New York.
12:22Yes.
12:23You're in a house struck by a wind chime.
12:26Yes.
12:27That was glowing in Zach's backyard.
12:28We carried you to set.
12:29This is the finale.
12:30Yeah.
12:31We won.
12:32Put it together.
12:33I put it together.
12:34Was it your guys' side quest?
12:35It was literally in an improv show.
12:37Oh!
12:38That's right.
12:39We had an improv show we did like three days ago.
12:40Three days ago that had an oboe reed in it.
12:42That's funny.
12:43So nasty.
12:45So nasty.
12:46Where's my invite?
12:47This was the same episode.
12:50Relax.
12:51Relax.
12:52This was the same episode that started with Taurus and Tarun.
12:56And started with the original creation of the Prime Disruption.
12:59And that crit to realize that they're bad.
13:01Oh yeah.
13:02They were bad.
13:03Which I think you probably would have recognized but it was nice to get a crit.
13:05It was veiled enough to be like.
13:06Yes.
13:07It was like hey well maybe they had some good intentions.
13:09No.
13:10It was like no the intention was.
13:12But it is interesting because I think like a country's powers using its instability to gain power and control isn't.
13:24That was like really interesting.
13:26I was like why would they say yes to that?
13:27And then I was like oh yeah that makes sense.
13:29Because in a time of need people would look to them.
13:31Well because the Corodi's backstory within Zurn was always was Taurus being like you don't take their offers.
13:38As someone who's played the devil in LARPs where it's like go get people to sign contracts.
13:43The trope is so strong when you walk up and you're like how would you like to sign a deal?
13:47It's like no fuck you.
13:50Yeah.
13:51There's nothing you can say.
13:52Yeah.
13:53So you're like oh and I think that by the point that like Taurus was like oh it was known you don't take a deal of the Corodi.
13:58And they're like when life is good who wants a deal with us?
14:03Yeah.
14:04Right?
14:05Like and if life gets bad enough they'll need to.
14:07And it was seeing that camaraderie between these corrupt leaders of Zood and corrupt want to be leaders of Zurn.
14:17And being like we can really make this work for each other.
14:20Well also we saw the kill switch this episode which Alethra could have just fully died.
14:24Which I feel like we've never gotten to unpack with Comfrey.
14:27Yeah.
14:28And it's like I can't really, we're not gonna have the conversation on this.
14:32I felt like I brought it up so much that I was like I simply can't keep bringing this up.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Yeah.
14:39That's another thing for the adventuring party on the last episode is to go through all of our rumors.
14:44Oh yeah.
14:45Yes.
14:46Was the kill switch intended to be real?
14:50I don't know.
14:51I don't know.
14:52That was one of my rumors and now I don't remember which one was real and which one wasn't.
14:55Which one was real and which one was not.
14:56It ended up being real because I think something that you all know too well about this show.
15:02Anything you say eight times has to be real.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Which is true.
15:07That's true and not as fair.
15:08Mario is level 12.
15:09Mario is level 12.
15:10Mario is level 12.
15:11Mario is level 12.
15:12Mario is level 12.
15:13Mario is level 12.
15:14Oh shit.
15:15There it is.
15:16It's done.
15:17Start leveling up.
15:18Oh shit.
15:19Starts a new line of questioning.
15:20Yeah.
15:21Doesn't.
15:22But I really liked the, I really loved the scene in the Luxiturnium.
15:30And also kind of taking a very funny scene of like, we let everyone, kind of the fun of
15:35Utopia and the fun of like how would this work, you know, honor system.
15:39But seeing a kind of genuine moment of like, oh you're asking us to totally reorganize life.
15:44And it was very, I loved Max's point where he was like, well hold up.
15:48It's not reorganize your society or keep it all the same and everything's good forever.
15:53It's reorganize your society or very potentially have it reorganized for you.
15:58Right.
15:59You know, it's not, you're running out of time here.
16:02Yeah.
16:03Which I think is really great to have that pragmatic look.
16:05It's like a part that's left out in big discussions about like ideology and philosophy
16:11is the part where you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:14Big feelings, how we think about all this.
16:16Change is a common.
16:17You got it.
16:18We're going to do something.
16:19Something's going to give.
16:20Yeah.
16:21So figure out what you want that to look like and if you can get ahead of it.
16:24It gave me kind of neighborhood city council vibes.
16:27Yeah.
16:28Where I was like, those are moments where you're like community is great.
16:31This is a worthwhile venture.
16:33I'm listening to this woman talk about how the mail is delivered and it's such a small grievance
16:41and why is she getting the floor for this long?
16:44Right.
16:45There were a ton of things of show, I wanted to like in Zood specifically being like Zood
16:48has a lot of the eyeless hand running around.
16:50Taurus and Tarun were bad.
16:52Obviously there's like bad people in Zood but trying to show little things of cultures that were like,
16:58oh we, like here you can speak and we will listen to what you have to say.
17:03And the, trying to show that that's like, yeah, and the hard part is when people take the core out of your crystal book.
17:11Or some guy tries to go like, I should be in, and you go, no, shut up.
17:16We've done this before.
17:17And then I was like bringing Rufus Radish back for that one moment of being like, oh shit.
17:23Well, this is what we say, which is there's no shortcuts.
17:26And if we, and if the trees don't grow as fast or as good, then that's what it has to be.
17:31And we'll figure it out, we already said we figured it out the hard way.
17:36And it turned out it was a shortcut and our whole world was turned, was like crafted out of a shortcut.
17:42So let's start over if we have to start over.
17:45Beautiful.
17:47And it's, yeah, but doing that part where it's like, it's all hard work.
17:52And even like back in Tabira City when they're like, yeah, we don't like to do things this way, but those Legio Rex show up and they're assholes.
17:58We have to figure out what to do if a bunch of Velociraptors show up.
18:01But that doesn't mean that we totally cave on what we want our world to look like.
18:07I loved that, I loved Max's point there, it was really fun.
18:10I loved even people big upping Torse, being like Torse, you should go speak, was great.
18:15Because that was a funny thing of thinking about the people in Zood and then Torse being like, I kind of don't give a fuck what people in Zood think about this.
18:24This is a huge problem and if they don't like it, maybe I just take matters into my own hands.
18:30Yeah, it was great.
18:33I loved that, the whole first chunk.
18:35And then, you know, getting your, oh, and installing the balloons.
18:39Yes.
18:40In Mr. Big Bridges.
18:41That was awesome.
18:42I was just sitting there being like, I have been salivating at a BattleBots fight.
18:47And if we leave this on the ground, my heart is broken.
18:52Yeah.
18:53No, no, no.
18:54She's gotta come back.
18:55Pop those balloons, get the balloons popping.
18:56Let's do it.
18:57Let's do it.
18:58Is, um, is there some kind of like mirror thing happening where Eisengeist has agreed
19:08to live with such like need so that the people of drawing sciences?
19:17My almost theory was like, is Gath, was Gath created to be like essentially another landfill
19:22because like Zurn has been completely filled up with decay, waste, corruption, and now it's creeping into Gath.
19:29Right.
19:30With Scrapsylvania and the Widow's Breath.
19:32Yeah.
19:33Scrapsylvania and Widow's Breath.
19:34Yeah.
19:35I thought Widow's Breath originated in Gath.
19:37That's what we thought, but we don't know at this point.
19:41Especially with the time travel stuff, it feels like everything is so circular.
19:44It's circular to tell.
19:45Yeah.
19:46The fact that your dad is here to market Widow's Breath to people.
19:48That's true.
19:49That is so confusing to me.
19:50Yeah, that's true.
19:51He waited three whole days.
19:54He waited three days.
19:55Your whole family is like evil Gilears.
19:58Yeah.
19:59That's really funny.
20:03We gotta shout out some folks on this awesome battle map.
20:06Aaron Bothman, Ryan Berry, Edlyn Capilong, Leslie Clugsden, Ryder Dunagan, Jocelyn Favella,
20:11Allison Gondek, Kelsey Hunter, Casey McGeorge, Amber, Padgett Greg, Pinsano, and Alex Steele.
20:16What a battle map!
20:19For our miniatures, Jessie Heron and Maura Takashita.
20:22For our Thraka sculpt, Jordan Cuffey.
20:25Sick, Jordan.
20:26Sick, Jordan.
20:27The sick fleur-de-lis feathers.
20:28We love it.
20:29Derek Christensen and Ruby O'Brien on projection design.
20:32Hell, yes.
20:33Projection illustrations.
20:35Kate Mae, Jonah Walker, and Dom Marine.
20:37Our incredible game design team of Hannah Rose, Branch Stoddard, Dan Dillon, and Macy Vasilak.
20:43These guns, these abilities.
20:45Ah, what fun.
20:46Bubbles, baby.
20:47Bubbles.
20:48Dude, it's so good.
20:49Can you imagine in Fantasy High Season 1 having this many pieces of paper?
20:54Double-sided.
20:55Yes.
20:56So good.
20:57Of information that we have to know.
20:58So good.
21:00I think people did a really good job.
21:02I mean, for me, driving on the airship, it's kind of easy because I'm just piloting, but
21:06people do a really good job choosing the, like, guns to use.
21:09Totally.
21:10That was great to get fire damage.
21:11That thing that you did, that basically means that we just all have advantage on it.
21:14For an hour?
21:15For an hour.
21:16Incredible.
21:17I think that it's, there's so many fun things to do.
21:20So the blinded condition is about to end at the top of my turn.
21:22Okay, great.
21:23Some will still have advantage.
21:24Yeah.
21:25You'll all still have advantage on attacks of the Straka, which is huge.
21:27And we've also sort of determined that the Straka vermin, its parasites, are also part of Straka as an ecosystem.
21:35So you guys can get advantage on those as well.
21:38Ooh.
21:39Which is pretty sick.
21:40Pew, pew, pew.
21:41Well, goddamn, guys.
21:43What a fun journey.
21:45Next week is our finale episode.
21:48Do you guys think you're gonna all die?
21:50Or do you think you're gonna?
21:51Yeah, probably.
21:52For sure.
21:53At least gosh.
21:54A lot of the NPCs have been ready to die.
21:56Yeah.
21:57And Mario is so excited to die.
22:00In this very first round.
22:03In this very first round.
22:04In this very first round.
22:05Four went down, five went down.
22:06Four went down.
22:07Sandy, Burt, and then Diaz and Plaxmas.
22:11And she's getting 10th HP for each of those.
22:13Hmm?
22:14That was.
22:15She's getting 10th HP for failures.
22:16No, she got 10th HP for us failing.
22:19The wisdom save.
22:20Because people failed the wisdom save.
22:21Do you wanna know how Ghost Dog didn't go down?
22:23Yeah.
22:24He's got a 25 wisdom.
22:2645 nut pugs died.
22:30Wow.
22:31That's utilitarian.
22:32Oh my god.
22:34Oh my god.
22:35Ah.
22:36Listen.
22:37You can't hit me.
22:38That's illegal.
22:39I out.
22:40That's illegal?
22:41Assault.
22:42Assault.
22:43Assault.
22:44Assault.
22:45Jail.
22:46I'll take another count.
22:47Eight, nine, ten.
22:48Can I?
22:49You're going to jail.
22:50These guys, Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes all hanging out in jail.
22:52You are gonna go straight to where Elizabeth Holmes is.
22:54Who did the hitting?
22:55Who did the hitting?
22:56Is that right?
22:57Who did the hitting?
22:58You ran into it.
22:59You ran into it.
23:00You ran into it.
23:01I'll never be.
23:02You ran into it.
23:03I'll never go to jail.
23:04I'm never gonna jail.
23:05You have to kill me first.
23:06And Ali's tapping me rhythmically enough that it's actually focusing me and making me more in my body.
23:11So joke's on you.
23:14Where are we?
23:15The important thing is this.
23:16My name is Emily Ashford.
23:18I'm from the improv team Ragnarok.
23:20Incredible.
23:21Rackle Rock.
23:22Rackle Rock.
23:23They're one of the anchor teams.
23:25Them and Sandino trade off anchor team slots on Herald Night.
23:28Quite a bit.
23:29So it was a good time.
23:31We got to see Sandino back in the day.
23:33Who would have thought we would be mentioning Sandino?
23:35Sandino.
23:36And Ragnarok.
23:37Shout out to the ten people who were ever on Sandino.
23:39There you go.
23:40Bang-a-rang.
23:43Stop.
23:44Ow.
23:47The show's already over.
23:49But the important thing is this.
23:50We're gonna see you next week.
23:51Sorry.
23:52From, okay.
23:53Back in it.
23:54The credits have been rolling this whole time.
23:55Tune in next week as the Wind Riders go head-to-head and blow-for-blow with Straka and Ludmilla,
24:00the Empress of Ruin.
24:01Can they save Ludmilla?
24:03Can they free Zoot and Zern, restore the cycle, and end the destruction of the Straka,
24:08and venture onwards, chasing the horizon?
24:11Can they go once more cloudward ho?
24:14I hope the answer's not cloudward no.
24:17See you next week in the grand finale.
24:19Take care, and see you in the sky.
24:21God bless.
24:22Got you in the sea.
24:23Wait, what about Saving Throws of Wisdom?
24:26Oh!
24:27Yeah!
24:28We figured it out.
24:29We figured it out.
24:30Bye, bye!
24:33Bye-bye!
24:37Bye!
24:38Yeah!
24:39Bye, bye!
24:41Bye.
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