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Scav (2025) Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00.
00:10Everybody is working on frankly ludicrous items.
00:14A boat sink is taking an item not very valuable by points necessarily,
00:19but giving it your all. We're a big fan of boat sinks here.
00:22I think we have hit this so hard.
00:25We hit the ground running on Thursday and we have not slowed down.
00:28We're really busy but not at this point on a Friday night.
00:31I don't know whether that actually translates to finished items
00:34or whether that just means a lot of energy and partial progress on things
00:39and pie in the sky ideas about how to blow up cars.
00:42Okay, so we found this guy. Basically, I searched the keywords
00:46Tannerite, explosion and car on Instagram.
00:51And that's how we found this van.
00:53And one of the items this year is to explode a car
00:56and it's worth 500 points, which is an obscene amount of points.
01:00It's like enough for our team to win, clear the game, win the game.
01:03Everything's in motion.
01:09Holy shit. Holy shit.
01:11Oh my God.
01:13One, two, three.
01:23Go South!
01:24Saturday is maybe our most packed day of the hunt.
01:28We start bright and early with Olympics and then have events all day leading up until feast
01:33and finally HQ visits at the end of the night.
01:36If you have a baguette, your sport is baguette jevelin.
01:41I do it.
01:43So Scav Olympics is Scav's version of the Olympics,
01:46except we don't quite do sports around here.
01:48So it's much sillier, much quirkier.
01:51Strong!
01:52We are broke!
01:53We are broke!
01:54We are broke!
01:55We are broke!
01:56We are broke!
01:57We are broke!
01:58We are broke!
01:59We are broke!
02:00We are broke!
02:01We are broke!
02:02Oh, what?
02:03This one's both good.
02:04This one's mine, you're baguette.
02:05This one's also mine.
02:06They're both mine.
02:07It broke.
02:08I can taste those.
02:09They're the same baguette.
02:10Feel this.
02:11Feel it.
02:12Feel it.
02:13It's the same baguette.
02:14Oh my God.
02:15Okay, first place, third place.
02:16First place and second place!
02:17Oh, you got first place.
02:18Scav Olympics number two.
02:20There's nothing like coming home
02:21and kicking your shoes off
02:22as far as humanly possible.
02:37Break with the champion.
02:38Olympics three.
02:39Sigalit Landau 2025.
02:41Three scavies hula.
02:43Giant hula hoop.
02:44Three people locked together.
02:45We're gonna see how long they can go for.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah!
02:49You don't go here!
02:50Yeah!
02:51Yeah!
02:52Three, two, one!
02:54Yeah!
02:55Yeah!
02:56Yeah!
02:57Yeah!
02:58Yeah!
02:59Woo-hoo!
03:00One, eight, five.
03:01Oh!
03:02Yeah!
03:03Yeah!
03:04Yeah!
03:05Yeah!
03:06Woo!
03:07Olympics four, a game of ball.
03:08We've got a million balls from different sports
03:10and it's their job to use the methods of that sport
03:12to try to be the person who scores into the goal
03:14before other people do.
03:15It's an emergency!
03:16Are there any certified EMT
03:17that can come out?
03:18No!
03:19No!
03:20No!
03:21No!
03:22No!
03:23No!
03:24No!
03:25No!
03:26No!
03:27No!
03:28No!
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03:30No!
03:31No!
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03:47No!
03:48No!
03:49No!
03:50No!
03:51No!
03:52No!
03:53Soap!
03:54Three, two, one!
03:55Stop!
03:56Oh!
03:57Oh!
03:58Oh!
03:59Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:07Holy shit!
04:08Holy shit!
04:09Oh my god!
04:10Yeah.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Land is confirmed.
04:13Land is confirmed.
04:14How many people did you contact trying to blow up this car?
04:17I think about 10 people.
04:19I got ghosted.
04:20I got ghosted by literally everyone except for this one guy, Brandon, in Manchester,
04:26Indiana.
04:27And he was just very, very into it.
04:31He got the explosives.
04:32He got the land.
04:33He got the rifle.
04:35Gideon was messaging with Brandon.
04:37And as he was doing that, I was sitting there still looking at, okay, we still need a source
04:41of car.
04:42We need to figure out what we can blow up.
04:44How is this actually going to happen?
04:46Do you mind looking into cars?
04:48I'm working on it right now.
04:49I'm messaging people on Facebook Marketplace.
04:51Can we find something in that area?
04:53Oh, right, right, right.
04:55We're just on the way.
04:57But it needs to be today.
04:59The issue is the time crunch is where we're getting hurt right now.
05:03If we have another day.
05:05If we had one more day, I mean, I'm worried we're going to have to call it in 15 minutes,
05:10but.
05:11I think we can give it a little warmer, kind of.
05:13If we keep it, no.
05:14I don't, we can't keep pushing it back.
05:16Give it till five.
05:17Yeah, I think that's fair, but ugh.
05:202005 GMC Sierra 1500 Cab.
05:24In it now, no title.
05:26That sounds sketchy as shit.
05:28I do not know nothing about it.
05:30No title, car is complete.
05:32Fuck, I would love a car with a title.
05:34For rent, we can't rent something and then blow it up.
05:39Can you meet today for 300?
05:43I am doing the largest scavenger.
05:49What are you going to do?
05:55Are they responding?
05:57It drives.
05:58It has four wheels.
05:59It drives.
06:00It'll get, it's made out of plastic, so it'll basically just vaporize.
06:03I'm okay with the toy car.
06:05It's like 250, I think.
06:07And also we won't have to tow it away.
06:09Yeah.
06:10All right.
06:11You want to actually do this?
06:12Because I...
06:13I'm down.
06:14We have Tannerite.
06:15We have...
06:16We're getting a kiddie car.
06:17Mm-hmm.
06:18We have farmland to blow it up on.
06:20And we have...
06:21Everything's above board.
06:22Excellent.
06:23I am stuck.
06:24We're going to do a toy bargain car.
06:25This guy.
06:27And it's all from a junk.
06:28Brandon might have a truck that we can do.
06:30Wonderful.
06:31Like an actual, like a pickup truck instead of a...
06:33There's a chance.
06:35Yeah, I'm sure...
06:36Okay, okay.
06:37Okay.
06:39Thank you so, so, so much, man.
06:41Hopefully.
06:42I mean, if it's a real car, how many points off are we?
06:44Do you know?
06:45Uh, no.
06:46We don't know how much...
06:47We don't know until judgment.
06:48Okay.
06:49Amazing, man.
06:52Okay.
06:53So they have...
06:54They have a car on their property that they just use for target practice.
06:57And he thinks they would be okay with us blowing it up.
07:00And then we can leave it there.
07:01And we can just leave it there.
07:02Let's go.
07:03Yeah, okay.
07:04You know what?
07:05We'll just do a zip card then.
07:06We'll do a zip card.
07:07I don't want to force a zip card.
07:08It'll take the whole day.
07:09I'll spring her by and pick her up.
07:10What would you like to know?
07:11Uh, we're going to zip card now.
07:13Holy shit.
07:14I can't believe this is actually going to happen.
07:17It is 2.22 on Saturday.
07:18I did not get a full line of sleep.
07:19I got one in five hours.
07:20A little bit less than I would like to.
07:22I woke up around 6.30 a little bit panicked because of an event that happened yesterday that I was stressed about.
07:29I emailed the judge and then trying to go back to sleep.
07:30It was too cold.
07:31So we're preparing for two different deadlines right now.
07:32One of them is the cabin feast, which is at 5 p.m.
07:33And one of them is the HQ visit deadline, which is at some point after 9.
07:36We still have a giant mess that we have to clean up before then, but we're currently working on a ton of items.
07:37There's maybe 10 items that have to be done at HQ visit.
07:38So there's a lot of time.
07:39I'm going to go to sleep.
07:40I'm going to go to sleep.
07:41I got one in five hours, a little bit less than I would like to.
07:42I woke up around 6.30 a little bit panicked because of an event that happened yesterday that I was stressed about.
07:43I emailed the judge.
07:44I didn't try to go back to sleep because it was too cold.
07:45I'm going to go back to sleep because it was too cold.
07:46So we're preparing for two different deadlines right now.
07:49One of them is the cabin feast, which is at 5 p.m.
07:51And one of them is the HQ visit deadline, which is at some point after 9.
07:56We still have a giant mess that we have to clean up before then,
07:59but we're currently working on a ton of items.
08:01There's maybe 10 items that have to be done at HQ Visit.
08:05So there's a lot of work to be done on that.
08:07Like, there's the cave item as well that we're having to do.
08:14There's so many HQ items this year, aren't there?
08:17So the HQ Visit thing is a thing that happens on Saturday night.
08:21There are a bunch of items that are specifically for the HQ Visit.
08:24So all the judges get together, and they go around campus and visit each HQ.
08:29And there's a bunch of stuff we're supposed to do for them while they're here.
08:32One of the things is to make a theme park ride.
08:35We are making a Jurassic Park car, and we're going to decorate the basement
08:39with a bunch of dinosaurs, and we're going to use these lights that we have,
08:45hopefully, to make cool theming.
08:47We will have painted our pterodactyl by then,
08:49and we will menace the people with the pterodactyl.
08:51Yes.
08:52Maybe even take the speaker in the park.
08:54Yeah, that would be good.
09:05Okay, we better not break it before we use it.
09:08Yeah, that's probably good.
09:10I'm doing good. We're doing good. Energy's good.
09:13I mean, looking around right now, Team Morale seems pretty good.
09:21We have a lot of regulars, but we also had a few people in earlier today
09:26who had never even done scav before.
09:29They popped in and were like, hey, can we help with anything?
09:31No, I think there is stuff that you need help with.
09:36There's so much stuff we need help with.
09:38Something simple that are two simple men had one daughter.
09:44Throughout these years of scavig experience,
09:46I love it. Excellent.
09:48Do you want to skin the Snorlax?
09:50I do love it.
09:52There's instructions. Instructions there.
09:55If you get lost, let me know.
09:57I think we can do this.
09:58Yeah, yeah.
09:59Go on.
10:00I think this is the head, right?
10:01Yeah.
10:02I guess this is supposed to be a papa?
10:04Oh.
10:05Theoretically, I should be able to put my hand through this
10:09and then help me duct tape.
10:11Yeah, that's, yeah.
10:13I've been spending a lot of time in the kitchen.
10:15I would say more time in the kitchen than out.
10:18I'm very excited for Scav and Feast, which is tonight.
10:21Scav and Feast is waffle themed,
10:22and this is a ton of waffle batter.
10:24This one is going to be a structural waffle.
10:27We're going to make a model of our HQ out of waffle.
10:30Since, you know, the first year that I did scav,
10:33Scav and Feast has really been, you know, my event.
10:36It's something I'm really passionate about.
10:38I mean, I love cooking,
10:40so when I saw that there was a whole category of event
10:44that was just about cooking a three-course meal,
10:47it spoke to me.
10:49It was like my eyes could only focus on that.
10:53I knew I had to do it.
10:55The second course is going to be a waffle
10:59that looks like art but tastes like soup.
11:04So I've got some borscht in there
11:05that we're going to make a borscht waffle out of.
11:07The third course is a mini waffle
11:10that is going to flavor blast us into space.
11:15Not sure exactly what we're doing for that.
11:17And then this is the dessert course.
11:19If we can do well this year,
11:21that could get us a lot of points.
11:24That could be enough to propel us into, you know,
11:26top three or maybe even first place.
11:29We can...
11:31This...
11:32We put the head here.
11:33Oh, and then a little, like...
11:34The little...
11:35The little...
11:36The sleeve goes through here.
11:37Right?
11:38Okay.
11:39I'm really...
11:40I'm really, um...
11:41I'm going to lick it.
11:42You bonded?
11:43Yeah.
11:44I think we're really good friends now.
11:46Hello.
11:47Hello.
11:48This is mixing pretty good.
11:52It doesn't matter.
11:53Look, we're done with garlic.
11:54Excellent.
11:56Okay, that's it.
11:57He's got an arm.
11:58Well, two arms, actually.
12:00And, uh...
12:02Um...
12:03An insert to puppeteer him from.
12:05Excellent.
12:06This way.
12:07Okay.
12:08We'll set him here.
12:09Next item.
12:11We're on a roll here.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:13After Skavenfeast is over,
12:15there's not really much in the way of, um...
12:19events.
12:20Other than HQ visit.
12:22Which I forgot about.
12:25Other than that, I think it's mostly just going to be a matter of...
12:29figuring out what items either can be done on a short timescale
12:34or can be finished that we've already started.
12:36Just to make sure that as many things get done,
12:40rather than having a bunch of things that are half done.
12:42I've never made waffles before, so I'm just going to be constantly going back and forth.
12:54Like, what did the recipe actually say?
12:56I am just making the diorama waffles, because I got four hours of sleep.
13:00Scab time interferes with homework time, and I have a lot of homework.
13:05Okay.
13:06All right.
13:07And that's proper better.
13:08I wanted to participate, because I've heard a lot about it, and it sounded really fun.
13:15The current plan is to make the Waffle Tower, which is the Eiffel Tower, but with waffles.
13:20So it's spelled Waffle, but with an E-L.
13:23Genius.
13:24I know.
13:25How have you found your first year of college?
13:28It's been kind of an adjustment.
13:30It is sort of noticeable how much the school prides itself on being intellectually challenging,
13:36which has meant there is definitely less of a social or fun culture.
13:41So it is really nice to have Scab, which is just this event dedicated to being as weird and fun as they can make it.
13:49Have you ever built a waffle sculpture before?
13:52Never in my life, so I think this is a pretty good first time, all things considered.
13:58Calling it the Tower of Good Enough.
14:05What do you think?
14:06A masterpiece, right?
14:08So, how do you like actually get into the car, that's a-
14:22I can tell you.
14:23Do you know how a zip car works?
14:26What's the address here approximately?
14:28Uh, don't tell anyone this, but the car is going to get exploded.
14:35It's happening.
14:36Maybe.
14:37We just need to, like, drive there.
14:40So I need to borrow Zach's mom's car, potentially.
14:44Wait, who are you?
14:47Oh, you just picked up someone's phone?
14:51Well, then we have to figure out how Ziptar works.
14:53We got it, we got it.
14:54Okay, wait, really?
14:55Yeah, we're getting that.
14:56Bye, Zach.
15:01That is more than big enough.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Well, probably.
15:05We can, yeah, we'll figure it out.
15:07So we're headed to pick people up, and then we are going to be off to the Haywood, Indiana, Walmart to find a backup car.
15:15Yeah, we'll just double check the car, and then we're going to get out of here.
15:17I hope there isn't, like, a 20-minute segment in this documentary where we, like, struggle to figure out how Ziptar works.
15:27I am buying their soul for scab points.
15:28Um, my lawyer is, uh, drawn up a contract.
15:44I had an initial contract.
15:45I sent it out to the scabbies.
15:46I allowed them to make revisions.
15:47We debated those revisions.
15:49We sent back updated versions, which they okayed and are now signing.
15:50It is also being notarized as we speak.
15:52Uh, I'm here to notarize, uh, these bills of sale for a human soul.
15:57This is a first, and I believe that my notary software doesn't have that in its database of supported documents.
16:04So we'll see how that goes.
16:05We'll see how that goes.
16:06Uh, we'll see how that goes.
16:07Uh, we'll see how that goes.
16:08Okay, so we'll see how that goes.
16:09I'm buying their soul for scab points.
16:10Um, my lawyer is, uh, drawn up a contract.
16:11I had an initial contract.
16:12I sent it out to the scabbies.
16:13I allowed them to make revisions.
16:14We debated those revisions.
16:15We sent back updated versions, which they okayed and are now signing.
16:17It is also being notarized as we speak.
16:19Uh, I'm here to notarize, uh, these bills of sale for a human soul.
16:22The most points given is 69.420 from Team Valois Boys,
16:28who traded me specifically the soul of their team.
16:31I don't have a plan for the souls yet.
16:33The world is kind of my oyster.
16:35I told them that I was thinking of maybe a soul torment nexus just for fun.
16:39Sort of imagine an aquarium, but instead of fish, it's souls.
16:42But really, I don't have any plans yet.
16:44I do know they will get use.
16:45Palace, you're good to go. Thank you so much.
16:47I own your soul now. Your literal soul, by the way.
16:50Listen, I don't care about it. All I care about is this.
16:53Beautiful. Okay.
16:55Have a wonderful day. Thanks for dealing.
16:58I just sold my soul for 45 points.
17:01I probably should have bargained a little higher.
17:07Make sure the judges get time to eat your food,
17:10because we have to judge it.
17:12But if there are a sufficient number of servings,
17:16other people are free to just try other people's food.
17:20And I recommend it, because, man, it looks yummy.
17:22All right. We're coming to eat your food.
17:25See you there.
17:26Scaven Feast is something that we do on a yearly basis,
17:30in which teams create a feast of food around a theme,
17:34often multiple courses.
17:36And this year it is based around waffles.
17:48With Max P's Waffle Feast, I quite enjoyed what they made.
17:52Their broccoli soup waffle was really delicious.
17:55They made a really strongly sculptural piece
17:59that had a lot of elements.
18:01And a surprise pleasure was their palate cleanser waffle
18:05that had a sort of spice quality to it
18:08that was like a good hit.
18:10We have a question.
18:11May I see your ooze?
18:12Your ooze?
18:13Oh, yes.
18:14Wow.
18:16Hang on, hang on.
18:17What is she correct about?
18:18Chilli isn't a soup.
18:19I refuse.
18:20South's Waffle Feast, I thought they did okay.
18:21Their borscht was pretty yummy.
18:22It did taste like borscht.
18:23A sculptural waffle that was...
18:24It was a little...
18:25It got a little help from non-waffle elements.
18:27But their nacho waffle, we were a little...
18:31conflicted about how we felt about that waffle,
18:33but it sure did taste a lot.
18:35Snitchcock's Waffle Feast was kind of a disappointment.
18:37They only brought in one part of the feast.
18:40Although it did look like a tower,
18:42so they did get that part of it.
18:43The next day, their borscht was pretty yummy.
18:45Their borscht was pretty yummy.
18:47It did taste like borscht,
18:48a sculptural waffle that was...
18:50It was a little...
18:51It got a little help from non-waffle elements.
18:55But their nacho waffle,
18:57we were a little conflicted about how we felt about that waffle,
19:00Oh, it's on a stick. It's on a stick. You're a genius.
19:05I'm going to keep stealing food, but this is so cute and like, yeah, okay.
19:10I have here dessert parmesan.
19:12This is brown bread or shortbread, and now it will snow.
19:18Overall, the teams have done really, really well.
19:21We gave them waffle irons this year, and it allowed people to sort of elevate what they were doing when they had the tools to make it.
19:27I've been surprised at how complex a lot of the dishes have been, given that they were made in a waffle maker.
19:33You know, you think a waffle is a very simple food, but people put a lot of labor into them. It was really cool.
19:48So we made it to Walmart.
19:49We're going to go look for just a small car that we can fit in our car as a backup for the actual car if we can't blow that up.
19:58And we picked up some friends along the way.
20:01Oh, here's some photo car.
20:03Yeah.
20:03Oh, here we are.
20:05This is definitely too good.
20:07That is too good.
20:09I'd love to blow up the carriage.
20:13It's kind of fun.
20:14Wait, okay, wait.
20:15There's one that I think might fit in the car over here.
20:18Like, this could definitely fit.
20:20That would fit, yeah.
20:23Oh, that's light.
20:24That's all plastic.
20:26We need American...
20:28Yeah.
20:28Yeah, we need that.
20:29How confident are you feeling that this is all going to work out at this point?
20:33Oh, confident that we blow something up.
20:36Confident that we make it back with everybody alive.
20:38I think, like, 95%, but the fact that the 5% exists is a little spooky.
20:46Okay, we have a way to blow up the car.
20:51Surely no one else is doing anything as insane as this.
20:55The only other car that has been blown up was, like, an inflatable thing.
21:00Ridiculous.
21:00A slide.
21:01Absurd.
21:02Look at that.
21:03Beautiful home.
21:05Yeah.
21:05Uh...
21:06Can we put, like...
21:08No, that's not a blur.
21:09And...
21:10No, that has to go across to the lab.
21:11Oh, brilliant.
21:12Look at that.
21:13Like, it just built that way.
21:14Yeah, totally.
21:15We are going to beat Max B.
21:16We are going to beat Max B.
21:17Max B.
21:19Your time has come.
21:20Your time has come.
21:21Um, if it hasn't, well, fuck.
21:23Oh, crap.
21:36We're making dinosaurs for the, what's this called?
21:49Safari?
21:49The Jurassic Park amusement park ride.
21:52Yeah.
21:52So it's like a puppet, so it's going to bounce out from the side and then, like, hopefully scare people.
21:57I'm not quite sure, though.
21:58They'll have QR codes on them that the judges in the ride can scan, and we'll, like, give them points afterwards for however many they scan.
22:05So we're making curtains right now for this contraption.
22:09That looks good.
22:10I think that looks good.
22:11Maybe a little small.
22:12What do you have originally asked?
22:14What has been the most daunting part of the task as a leader?
22:17I think the biggest difficulty has been just organizing.
22:24We have so many people this year.
22:25Organizing people, organizing items to get done.
22:28It's just really overwhelming to keep up and also have fun and complete items yourself at the same time.
22:34And we have the code.
22:35Got it.
22:35And we have a code.
22:35Okay.
22:36There's also a leather, like, some weird leather stuff in the bucket.
22:39Y'all want me to drag with that leather?
22:40So we can keep her up to the very end.
22:44I think the main thing, since we've been back, is doing the ride.
22:47We started brainstorming, and we're like, yeah, but it's, like, a Jurassic Park ride, so we can make it, like, a haunted house.
22:52And then just, it just, it went crazy from there.
22:54This is very precarious.
22:56How does it feel?
22:57I am terrified.
22:59I feel like this is going to break, but.
23:01What are my choices for the weapons?
23:03For Sion, I suppose.
23:04Okay, so here's the weapon choices.
23:06Oh, I like this.
23:08It's only 80 points.
23:09I mean, 80 points is a lot of points, but it's not the most pointful thing, but it's the thing we've spent the most time on and had the most fun with, so I love it.
23:15This is a costume.
23:17Yeah, somebody needs to wear this.
23:18I can wear it.
23:19Are you a dinosaur?
23:20Yes.
23:20I can wear it.
23:21We mobile assets.
23:22Here's a giraffe for Jurassic Park.
23:24Yeah, and that's because it's Jurassic Park, the real answer.
23:29It was a plot from giraffes all along.
23:31Can you give me, like, the 20 to a 40 second version of the Jurassic Park ride plot?
23:36Yes.
23:37Okay, so, um, so from the writer's perspective, you get on a ride, you go back in time.
23:43One of you is the scientist.
23:44They need to scan QR codes.
23:45The other one's the hunter who has to keep the scientist safe.
23:48Everybody's a dinosaur.
23:49If they get shot, they hide their QR code because they're dead.
23:53There's some warnings about fucking up the timeline.
23:55When you get back, the human is a fish, the usher is a robot.
23:59So, uh, it's, it's a silly cautionary tale about messing with the past, but, like, it's,
24:04yeah, it's just goofy.
24:05It's fun.
24:06They're going to travel time to see the end of the, they're going to see the extension,
24:11extinction experience for the, uh, previous species that was the masters of the planet.
24:15You know them, whoever they were, which, like, and the monkeys, like us, think it was dinosaurs,
24:20and then the dinos think it's, like, monkeys, you know, or whatever.
24:24I'm not sure.
24:25I don't understand, but.
24:26That's, uh, it might, it might make sense to me or it might not.
24:30It doesn't matter.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:32Hey, uh, how much time left?
24:34Before what?
24:35Uh, HQ visit.
24:36Um, undetermined.
24:37The HQ visit started at 8.30.
24:39We have requested to be as, quote, as late as possible.
24:43We have pivoted towards a philosophy of total boat sink.
24:55We are stepping back from feeling the need to contest every item, go to every event,
25:02because they are there.
25:03We're here to have some fun.
25:05We are picking out our favorite items, uh, and doing as much as we possibly can on the
25:12things that are the most fun.
25:15I have been working on a page of lists in Latin, uh, as if from the 79 AD University
25:24of Chicago scavenger hunt list.
25:27I have been taking Latin for nine years now and am proficient enough to be able to do
25:33something like this.
25:35When I finish writing this, I am going to burn it because this list was destroyed in the
25:41eruption of Mount Vesuvius and presents what remains along with my transcription of this
25:49incredible discovery of the list.
25:51Yeah, so this is the biggest, like, piece that we've got so far, um, which I am pretty
25:56proud of.
25:57Um, it's looking like, you know, an actual plushie, which is great.
26:00We are opting out of HQ visits tonight.
26:02Since we have not completed any of those items, while it would be nice to see the judges and,
26:06like, have them see what we're working on, uh, we know they're super busy.
26:10And so, uh, we decided it would be more productive for them and probably for us to opt out of them
26:16this year.
26:24So, we are headed to South HQ right now.
26:27Um, we are doing HQ visits.
26:28We go to every single team's headquarter and we judge certain items that are only supposed
26:33to be judged at HQ.
26:35Either that means they're too big to be judged at judgment or it's more just, like, a theme
26:40for their HQ.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42I do love South, though.
26:44I'm really excited.
26:44All right, I am going to take you in the well of the darkest, dankest secrets of South
26:55Scab.
26:56Oh, my.
26:58Very ominous.
26:59I did not know you could go down.
27:01We sink down into the deepest recesses of Rene Gunn-Logerson.
27:06Oh, my God.
27:07We're taking you into somewhere that you will hope you wish you'd never seen.
27:13This is where we keep your heart.
27:16All right.
27:16I think I can never go back to South again.
27:27All right.
27:29Let's watch Cole get hypnotized.
27:31And breathe out slowly and just relax your whole body as you do so.
27:38Now put your awareness on your eyelids.
27:40You know that you can relax those eyes so deeply that as long as you choose not to remove that
27:48relaxation, those eyelids just won't work.
27:52And when you know that you've reached that point, hold on to that relaxation.
28:00Give them a good test.
28:02Make sure they won't work.
28:06Three.
28:07You're almost awake again.
28:10Two.
28:12And one.
28:15And you're awake.
28:16I tried to open my eyes.
28:18I did the normal action.
28:19Yep.
28:20Yep.
28:20Yep.
28:20Yep.
28:21And then it didn't open and it was still dark.
28:23Yeah.
28:23That was fucked up.
28:24Yeah.
28:25It was cool.
28:26South did not do as many HQ visit items as I expected, but the completions that I saw were
28:30really good, really interesting.
28:32Like the antlers were amazing.
28:34Boom.
28:36Seven, eight, three, four, twenty-five.
28:39Woo!
28:40Beautiful.
28:43I'm going to take a photo.
28:44Geocache was a really good difficulty, and the wall 51 I thought were also really compelling.
28:49So overall, really good job to South, and I'm super excited to see the rest of the HQs.
28:57But I don't know if it'll be up in London.
29:00Yeah.
29:01All right.
29:02Do you want me on coming?
29:03I'll be leading the wall in your hurry today.
29:05The first item that we will be discussing is the Devon Selling Your Zone.
29:11Max P., instead of just simply exchanging the soul for points, specifically asked for a
29:18fiddle contest for points.
29:20Do you know how to hold a violin, Paul?
29:33Of course.
29:39Well, we're in Illinois, so we're still there.
29:41Oh, okay.
29:42Okay.
29:42All right.
29:45I think I'm Sean.
29:47We changed the wording to reflect, uh, scav bylaws, which say that a quorum of judges would
29:58be allowed to decide on who won, and this was agreed to by Max P. Uh, they fucked up.
30:05They should not have allowed this.
30:06We love each other.
30:07I'm literally the name of the person who wins.
30:08Are we okay?
30:09Are we okay?
30:10One, two, three.
30:11Team judge!
30:12I'm hearing groomers.
30:14The winner might have been the groovier, more elegant playing might have been me.
30:21But we still get the points, because that's bullshit.
30:23You had to hold the violin, bro.
30:26I think it speaks for itself.
30:27I was the clear winner.
30:28Every judge there did agree so, which meant that I received their soul and was not obligated
30:34to give them points.
30:35However, I was moved by their performance and did award, um, points anyway.
30:41So, up next, we have our Hexbug City.
30:44Go explore the PowerPoint shop, Mikayla, or school.
30:47You wanna go to school?
30:56This is super impressive.
30:58Welcome.
30:59We do have a spear with which to hunt and kill this pterodactyl, so that one might unlock
31:06the sweet treats within.
31:08Oh, oh, yeah.
31:09Ready?
31:10Ready?
31:11Ready?
31:12Ready?
31:13Ready?
31:14Ready?
31:15Ready?
31:16Ready?
31:17Next item on our list is our child in the basement.
31:32Go points!
31:35We would like to present a beautiful wallflower.
31:36Yes.
31:37Whoa!
31:38Oh, boy!
31:39Woo!
31:40The red room.
31:41The red room.
31:42Hi, guys.
31:43Uh, yes.
31:44We would like to welcome you to our coffee shop.
31:50This is a light-roasted Venezuelan coffee.
31:51Co-fermented with cinnamon.
31:52Each coffee, I have been told, costs at market rate two points.
31:57How many cups of coffee would you like to have?
31:58First of all, this makes my Seattle heart so happy.
31:59I'm so happy to see this.
32:00Can I do some of the best Venezuelan one, please?
32:01I normally don't love a light roast, but I'm excited to try it.
32:02Okay.
32:03Do you have two pieces?
32:04This is great.
32:05Actually, this is so good.
32:06All right.
32:07All right.
32:08All right.
32:09This was incredible complete.
32:10We would like to welcome you to our coffee shop.
32:11We would like to welcome you to our coffee shop.
32:12This is a light-roasted Venezuelan coffee.
32:13Co-fermented with cinnamon.
32:14Each coffee, I have been told, costs at market rate two points.
32:15How many cups of coffee would you like to have?
32:17First of all, this makes my Seattle heart so happy.
32:20I'm so happy to see this.
32:22Can I do some of the best Venezuelan one, please?
32:24Amazing.
32:25I normally don't love a light roast, but I'm excited to try it.
32:29This is great.
32:30Actually, this is so good.
32:31All right.
32:32This was incredible completion.
32:33I love this.
32:34We have a mystery for you guys to solve.
32:37There's questions to be answered, and only you can do it.
32:40So I hope that you guys are ready for the task.
32:42We need three pairs of scientist and hunter.
32:46Esteemed researcher, fearless hunter, I hope you're ready for the journey.
32:50You will be traveling back in time to investigate the end of the predominant life form on this planet.
32:58Your job as the scientist is to take pictures of every dinosaur you see.
33:03Okay.
33:04I have my camera ready.
33:05And your job as the hunter is to shoot the dinosaurs and protect your scientists.
33:10Yee-haw.
33:11Is this loaded?
33:12Yes.
33:13Okay.
33:14Please keep your hands and feet with people at all times.
33:18You, senior researchers, have been given a special chance.
33:22A three-minute trip back in time to be served to Hank.
33:26Guys.
33:27Oh no!
33:28Oh no!
33:29Oh no!
33:30Oh no!
33:31Oh no!
33:32Oh no!
33:33Oh no!
33:34Oh no!
33:35Oh no!
33:36Oh no!
33:37Ah!
33:38We're in the tar pits.
33:50Oh!
33:51Oh, tar pit!
33:53Oh, you're in the tarp, bitch.
34:00Oh, tarp, bitch.
34:01So you guys can handle this as well, right?
34:04Yeah, of course.
34:05Yeah.
34:06Whoa!
34:07Woo!
34:08Woo!
34:09Woo!
34:10Woo!
34:11Woo!
34:12Woo!
34:13Woo!
34:14Woo!
34:15Woo!
34:16Woo!
34:17Woo!
34:18Woo!
34:19Woo!
34:20Woo!
34:21Woo!
34:22Woo!
34:23Woo!
34:23Woo!
34:24Woo!
34:25Woo!
34:26Woo!
34:27Woo!
34:28Woo!
34:29Woo!
34:30Wait, can I, can I say something?
34:32It's going to judge me.
34:33OK, I wouldn't say this lightly.
34:35This is, like, unironically the best completion of any item I've ever written.
34:39Like, this was unbelievable.
34:41And this is also what I do for my job, is theme parks.
34:45And this was seriously unbelievable.
34:48Like, huge round of applause.
34:51Woo!
34:52Woo!
34:53Woo!
35:01Go boys!
35:02Woo!
35:03Woo!
35:04Woo!
35:05Woo!
35:06Woo!
35:09Bad scheme!
35:10What do we want?
35:11W Wonkshame!
35:12How far out are we?
35:2410 minutes.
35:25Under 10 minutes.
35:26We're almost there.
35:300.5 miles.
35:32I'm nervous now.
35:34I'm very nervous.
35:35I'm nervous.
35:35Yo.
35:43He seems like a chiller.
35:44What's up?
35:46Welcome.
35:47Good to see you guys.
35:48Nice to meet you.
35:49Yeah, dude.
35:50Help.
35:51Yeah.
35:52What's the guy, dude?
35:53You're him.
35:54How's it going, man?
35:54Good.
35:55I'm Brandon.
35:56I'm Gideon.
35:56Lance.
35:57Nice to meet you.
35:57Nice to meet you guys.
35:58Everybody calls me danger.
35:59OK.
36:00That seems appropriate.
36:02This is my house, and this is my throw Joe.
36:05How about it?
36:09Nice.
36:10Damn.
36:11Knife throwing is my life, and if you look around a little bit,
36:14you know, knife throwing is what I do daily.
36:16I have a YouTube channel, Full Tank Clan.
36:18A lot of logistics went on today.
36:20It started a whole chain of events that eventually led to here.
36:23And they're at my house now.
36:25We're going to go blow up a vehicle.
36:28If we do this tonight, and we are, will you guys win?
36:32Or is there a good chance?
36:33There is a strong chance.
36:35Strong chance.
36:35Strong chance.
36:36And we've never won.
36:37We've just set the stakes.
36:38We've never won.
36:38We've never won.
36:39Sal has never won.
36:40This could be the game changer.
36:41Awesome.
36:43It's empty.
36:46Do you feel powerful?
36:48Uh, I feel afraid.
36:50Oh.
36:51What if we see you управ a more than you?
36:52Uh?
36:56Uh, huh.
37:00Uh.
37:02Uh, how don't we?
37:03I see you.
37:04Uh.
37:05Uh.
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