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01:59What have you done?
02:02She was upset, so she started running and slipped on the moss on the stairs.
02:07Stupid Swiss clogs.
02:10The surprise ending was there all along.
02:13But we were all too busy looking in different directions.
02:17Your father has died. Stop.
02:20Sudden heart attack. Stop.
02:22Very sad. Stop.
02:25Come home to Palm Beach. Stop.
02:29Thank you, St. Augustine. I always knew you to be a fine fellow.
02:38The Hall of Delacorte.
02:42The oldest European inbred family.
02:46These rich turds always screwing each other and everybody else along the way.
02:52And now, you will take your place among them.
02:56They'll know I'm not her.
02:58Norma has been gone from home for years.
03:01Tragedy and time change children, so...
03:04I'm scared.
03:08I brought this when I came here.
03:12And now it's yours.
03:16So, Norma Delacorte.
03:18Hurry along.
03:22Home Beach is waiting to welcome you home.
03:32We tell ourselves stories so that we can live the lives we've always dreamed of.
03:38Poor diabetic girl with a chance at life.
03:45A fabulous life at that.
03:50What was I to do?
03:52You've lived a double life for so long.
03:56Perhaps in some ways that explains my affinity for you.
04:00You realize I've taken a tremendous risk telling you all of this.
04:08Yes, I see.
04:10My life has been sustained by secrets.
04:15But you must understand I expect complete discretion.
04:20My life, your life, depends on it.
04:24Bomb Royale, front desk.
04:34It's me.
04:36I need you to make someone disappear.
04:38The happiness was all used up in the middle, wasn't it?
04:47The ending, like the beginning, is never good.
04:55It's done.
04:58I'm divorced.
04:59Good.
05:00Because if Norma finds out you spent the night here,
05:03she'll spatchcock me like a fine French hen.
05:05Hang on to your feathers, Henny Penny.
05:07I'll be out of here soon.
05:09Wouldn't trouble you.
05:10Could you get some of your porters to take my luggage to the Kiwi, too?
05:15With pleasure.
05:16And from all of us here at the Palm Royale,
05:20we wish you a very bon voyage.
05:38I wish I had known you still, Rue.
05:46Maybe I would have understood your son a little better.
05:50Maybe I wouldn't have ended up here with all you ladies.
05:52No offense.
05:53And as the old saw goes,
06:07when one door closes,
06:09another one opens.
06:12Gentlemen,
06:13is this a noise complaint?
06:15We'll close the windows next time.
06:16We have reason to believe you're harboring a fugitive.
06:19We have a warrant to search the premises.
06:21Well, for heaven's sake,
06:22there's no fugitive hiding here.
06:24What an absolutely intangible,
06:26impossible,
06:27and flagrantly bizarre insinuation.
06:30I am gravely beyond offended, gentlemen.
06:38Mary?
06:39Mary, if you can hear me, don't move.
06:40Half a dozen federal agents are coming to the house.
06:43Do not move, do not talk,
06:44do not dare to quiver.
06:47Mary!
06:48Hello, Evelyn.
06:50I see someone has had their coitus interrupted us.
06:55Mary, quick!
06:55Hide my nostalgia.
06:56Climb inside a vase.
06:57Something.
06:58Evelyn.
06:59What the hell is going on?
07:01Um.
07:03Uh.
07:05Yeah.
07:06You know what?
07:07Fuck it.
07:08Every woman for themselves.
07:10Quick, she's in here!
07:12I've got her!
07:13Quick, before she kills me!
07:15Where?
07:15There!
07:16Terrible brute that she is.
07:18Your fugitive stands in front of you.
07:20Apprehend her before she tries to kill me, too.
07:23That's not Linda Shaw.
07:26Oh, you haven't heard.
07:29Linda has flown the coop.
07:31Right.
07:32Come again?
07:33I am just here to deliver a friendly message from Norma.
07:38Norma is having a very large, very festive event at the Delacorte today.
07:42It is sure to be a roaring good time for everyone in attendance.
07:46You may have noticed that you have not received an invitation to said event.
07:53But you may be wondering, did a lazy postman slip it into the wrong slot?
07:59No.
08:00Your invitation was not lost in the mail.
08:04It was never sent.
08:06Because you are not invited.
08:10Evelyn.
08:11Well, thank you, Mary.
08:12Mary, I think you've more than made your point.
08:14Don't shoot the messenger.
08:16Maxine.
08:28Please.
08:29Hark who goes there to you?
08:30I thought you'd be in Baden-Baden by now.
08:33I'm late tonight.
08:34My conservator, Evelyn Rollins, has signed my permission slip to travel.
08:39I got my tickets and I just came here to say goodbye.
08:42We already said goodbye when I promised to give you half the baby's trust and flew Indy-lay to Uba-kay.
08:49I'm here to say Uba-gay to Albert Ray, not you.
08:52What?
08:52Hi.
08:53Where do you want the 128 yards of velvet?
08:57Velvet?
08:58Yeah, just put it in the parlor, please.
09:01Are you having a party?
09:04No.
09:05Please.
09:15Mary, you're here.
09:17In this realm, yes.
09:18Must be nice to just be out walking around, fully accepted back into society.
09:24No consequences for everything you've done.
09:26One of the perks of being invisible.
09:28The first Saturday of the new season, Norma says it'll be the wedding of the century.
09:34What in your purple cabbage patch is going on here?
09:36Maxine, I thought you were in Baden.
09:39It's Baden-Baden, Mitzi.
09:41There's two of them.
09:42Douglas, explain.
09:45This was a party.
09:45Well, it's not really a party.
09:47It's a ceremonial betrothal portrait to mark my hour.
09:53Your what?
09:54Engagement.
09:55Look, the ceremony takes place every time one of the members of the founding families of Palm Beach,
10:00the Delacourts, the Donna Hughes, the David Souls gets engaged.
10:04The portrait was printed on all the front pages of the society magazines worldwide, all over the country.
10:12I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you all that.
10:14But it seems I'm the only one up to being honest with you.
10:17It's just a bunch of ritual and regalia, Max.
10:21It's nothing.
10:22Nonsense.
10:22It's a 180-year-old tradition.
10:25This is the David Soul Orb.
10:26It's essential to the ceremony.
10:29And this is the famed Donahue Scepter.
10:32Long may he vote.
10:33I have to douse the people with the oil.
10:38And Norma made me Mitzi's maid of honor.
10:40Sorry.
10:41Well, you all enjoy your, uh, your picture party.
10:48Ceremonial betrothal portrait.
10:50Whatever.
10:51I will be hitting all the, the glitzy, ritzy hot spots in Europe.
10:57Like Paris and London and England.
11:00And, uh, and exotic places with deceptive spellings like Ljubljana and Bruges.
11:06I lost my virginity in Ljubljana.
11:08Congrats.
11:10And where are you going?
11:12I am going to say goodbye to the only decent person in this town.
11:17Maxine.
11:17Don't Maxine me, Douglas.
11:20I can't believe you, you're already getting your engagement photos taken.
11:24Norma insisted.
11:25She wanted it to be in the papers before Mitzi started showing more.
11:28Norma, that homicidal maniac.
11:30Maxine, I am worried about you.
11:33My mother had all these wackadoo ideas about Norma as well.
11:37And she ended up destitute, divorced, and dead of a broken heart.
11:40I mean, she practically drowned in her own tears.
11:45Well, you don't have to worry about that with me.
11:47Because I am a strong swimmer.
11:49Why is this door locked?
12:00Robert is resting.
12:01No visitors allowed.
12:04He will want to see me.
12:07He won't.
12:08He will?
12:08He won't.
12:09He won't.
12:13Please see that he gets navel oranges.
12:16They're his favorite.
12:17Full of vitamin C.
12:18Let me look after his navel.
12:22And tell him all right.
12:24Get out of my house now!
12:33Max, Max, wait.
12:36You can't leave.
12:42I need my mother's engagement ring back.
12:46You understand.
12:48Of course.
12:54You can take this scratched-up, non-ceremonial, zero-carat bubblegum ring, and...
13:05wouldn't you know, the one thing in my life that doesn't want to leave me.
13:08Really?
13:10Really?
13:15These theatrics are exhausting.
13:17You know I bloat when I'm anticipating travel.
13:20Come on.
13:21You did that on purpose.
13:34It was an accident.
13:35I need my mother's engagement ring back before you leave.
13:41Before I leave.
13:41I'll work on it, but...
13:44Douglas, if I'm late for that boat, it's your fault!
13:47Well, well, well, well, look who it is.
13:51Evelyn!
13:52Everything hunky-dunky?
13:53Everything is most definitely not hunky-dunky, because apparently someone broke Linda Shaw,
14:00a.k.a. Penelope Rollins, a.k.a. the biggest ting in my taint, out of jail.
14:04And, at this very moment, federal agents, having already seized the Rollins' mansion,
14:09are in the process of freezing the estate's assets and confiscating all of my earthly possessions.
14:14Oh, boy.
14:15I have been wrecking my brain to figure what kind of criminal mastermind could orchestrate
14:21such a brazen and complex symphony of synastry.
14:24And it doesn't take a Sherlock Hemsley to deduce there's only one person with the cleverness,
14:32the intellect, and the downright diabolical genius to pull this off, Norma.
14:38Well, I don't think Norma's the only person clever enough to pull it off.
14:47Oh!
14:48Good!
14:49You are still here.
14:50Apparently, as maid of honor, I'm in charge of making sure that ring gets through your
14:54lower intestine and on to Knitza's finger.
14:57Prune time down the hatch.
14:58I'm so sorry you had to see all that.
15:00I was just on assignment.
15:01Listen, ladies, no time for prunes and apologies.
15:03Evelyn has just told me something quite shocking.
15:07That Norma has broken Linda out of jail, resulting in Evelyn losing her house and all of her money.
15:18And when I get my hands on that witch...
15:20Oh, no, no, no, wait!
15:21Wait, wait, Evelyn, wait!
15:22Priorities.
15:23Let's focus on what's left of the Rollins fortune, shall we?
15:26Um, how many feds did you say were there?
15:29I don't fucking know.
15:31Maybe seven.
15:32Okay.
15:33And how many birds are in your collection?
15:35422.
15:36Not including the recent shipment of eight rare Sunset Ombre Flamingos.
15:41Seven agents, roughly 430 birds, approximately 18 pieces of furniture in each room.
15:46Roundup.
15:47Multiply it by 60.
15:49Divide by 2.
15:50Uh-huh.
15:51Without 20 minutes for traffic, I'm gonna say that those agents are gonna need roughly
15:56six hours to do full inventory of that house and get to the bank.
16:00Ladies, all hands on deck.
16:03That bank cannot freeze assets that aren't there.
16:05To the bank!
16:06Ha-ha!
16:11Wait up!
16:14That's a lot of checks to cash.
16:16Jesus, how many trips is this?
16:18Keep it moving.
16:19Keep it moving.
16:20And that is the last of the untraceable, unreportable $9,999.
16:28Any movement down south?
16:30I fear Stella Rue's ring made a left at my gallbladder and is sitting for a spill.
16:34Open up.
16:36Poor Stella Rue.
16:38I've actually been doing a lot of research on the Delacourts.
16:41A lot of tragedy in the family.
16:43Oh, for a tale.
16:44Norma and Stella Rue saw their nearest and dearest parish in mysterious ways.
16:48Norma's Uncle Beauregard.
16:50It was Stella's father Clarence.
16:52And her beloved second cousin once removed Henrietta Bing.
16:54The list goes on and on.
16:56Part of the reason Norma amassed such a fortune is because there was nobody left to inherit it.
17:01Wasn't Stella Rue an heiress too?
17:03What happened to all her money?
17:04Raul Simmons.
17:05Who?
17:06Hmm.
17:07That's Douglas' father.
17:08He never talked about him.
17:09What did you talk about for 20 years?
17:11I don't know.
17:12Airports.
17:13Airport lounges.
17:14Shampoo.
17:15Most marriages are built on less.
17:17Prune time.
17:19Raul Simmons squandered all of Stella Rue's fortune before running off with his much younger mistress.
17:24What?
17:25Like father, like son?
17:26No.
17:27All the last of the cash.
17:29To the safety deposit boxes.
17:32No.
17:34Lead on.
17:35Ladies, what?
17:36If Evelyn finds out we are the reason she's in this mess, she's going to kill us.
17:39Ladies, get a move on.
17:43Watch the money, Ralphie.
17:45Gosh, Evelyn, remember the last time we were here?
17:47When we found all the enormous doohickeys and doodads and Douglas and Linda's wedding invitation.
17:52And oh, the Delacorte crown and the gun?
17:54Hmm.
17:55Gosh, that was a terrible crime.
17:56I inherited the majority of these from Ski's first wife, Linda's mother.
18:01That's what happens when you're the second wife.
18:03You're always in the shadow of the first wife, feasting on her crumbs.
18:07Gosh.
18:08That's validating for me.
18:10Gosh.
18:11It's ring.
18:13It's supposed to symbolize fidelity and commitment.
18:16Don't these things mean anything to anyone anymore?
18:19Hmm.
18:20Depends on the carrot.
18:23Well, where's my marriage?
18:24Demise.
18:25Just destined from the start.
18:27Maxine, enough.
18:29Your marriage is over.
18:30Don't ruin your life trying to figure out what went wrong.
18:33That's a dick.
18:34That's it.
18:35Maxine, prune of solace.
18:37To the vault.
18:39To the vault.
18:40Ooh.
18:55Ladies, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:57Indulge me.
18:59All those Delacortes died mysterious deaths.
19:02What if Norma offed them so she could keep the fortune for herself?
19:06Well, that sounds very far-fetched, Maxine.
19:08She tried to throw me overboard on a moving yacht and poison me with that grasshopper,
19:12then accidentally poisoned you.
19:14It's not nothing.
19:15Can you blame her?
19:17You took over her life.
19:19And if that's true, why not just bump off Douglas too?
19:23The Generation Skipping Trust.
19:27He's her only chance of unlocking it.
19:31That sounds like motive to me.
19:35I think you're onto something, Maxine.
19:39Norma's trying to get rid of you like she got rid of Stella Rue.
19:42Riddle me this.
19:43If Norma was a murderer, I can't help but offer that she was the last person that Axel spoke
19:48to, leading me to believe that maybe she-
19:49Norma did not kill Axel, Dinah.
19:51Maxine is the one throwing around all these accusations like so much confetti.
19:55I am thinking that is all.
19:58Putting on my justice hat.
19:59You're trying to get the black widow stink off of you.
20:02Well, of course I am, Evelyn.
20:04I don't want to be blamed for something that I did not do.
20:07And if Maxine is going to accuse Norma of killing all these people,
20:10why can't we just throw Axel onto the heap?
20:12Well, it doesn't align with the working theory.
20:14If Norma killed Delacorte, why would she kill Axel?
20:17I don't know.
20:18I'm still working out that detail.
20:19Enough.
20:20Focus.
20:21First things first.
20:22We have got to find a bolt hole to stash this stuff.
20:26Hey.
20:27What if we take the tunnels?
20:29We can stash this at the disgraced social ad apartment.
20:32No one would ever think to look there.
20:33That's brilliant.
20:34To the tunnels!
20:36Ladies, she just said to the tunnels.
20:39Oh, they've got a party to go to that we weren't invited to.
20:43We will go to the tunnels!
20:44Don't forget these.
20:46One every hour.
20:49Oh, okay.
20:50I'll come help you.
20:51I'm back here.
20:52God, Maxine.
20:53Has it really come to this?
20:55The two of us...
20:57crawling through the anus of Palm Beach,
21:00dragging the dregs of my wealth,
21:01unable to enter the club through the front door,
21:04reduced to being unwanted mole women?
21:09Don't ask about the gold.
21:10What the hell are you doing here, Mary?
21:12Have you seen my bootlegger?
21:14Oh, my God.
21:15Not the bootlegger again.
21:16No.
21:17I appreciate your asking.
21:19Handsome is as handsome does.
21:21My favorite thing to do is to just breathe into his translucent chest hair.
21:27I simply rest my nose upon it.
21:32Just rest it there as if upon a bowl of glass noodles.
21:38Glass noodles?
21:39Yes.
21:40Yes.
21:41I rest my nose there and I nuzzle sweetly to then fro, to then fro, to then...
21:53Yes, okay.
21:54We got it, Mary.
21:56Goodbye.
21:57Maxine, let's just get there.
21:58Goodbye, Mary.
21:59Goodbye.
22:00You're strong.
22:01You too.
22:02And that is the last of the cash.
22:11How long will I even be safe here?
22:13How long will I tell Eddie that the beautiful home he loves is no longer ours but the property of the U.S. government?
22:20God, oh, my God.
22:23I'm homeless and Mary's rubbing one out with a ghost.
22:26Just a typical day in dog patch.
22:28I think there's something coming around the mountain.
22:32Oh.
22:41Jesus, Maxine.
22:43That ring is gonna rip through your intestines like a razor blade to wet newspaper.
22:49I don't foresee said damage.
22:51It's just a measly little solitaire.
22:54False alarm.
22:56Does that look like a measly little solitaire to you?
23:02No, that looks like a gigantic emerald.
23:05But if that's Taylor's engagement ring, then whose ring is rounding my equator?
23:11Does Jesus have a middle name?
23:13Some questions will never have an answer.
23:16I think he does and it starts with an H.
23:27Evelyn?
23:28Look at us.
23:29Are we so desperate to find some reason to why we ended up the way we ended up?
23:35That we spin conspiracy theories about an old coot on a killing spree?
23:40God, have we learned nothing?
23:42The real reason is much more simple.
23:45We are where we are because the world is a giant clusterfuck designed to eat ladies with gumption alive.
23:50You think I'm like you?
23:53In this moment, yes.
23:56I still believe in our theory.
23:59Oh, come on, Maxine.
24:01A little old lady like her?
24:03Well, she hasn't always been old.
24:04The complex crimes we are alleging in our addled and compromised reasoning
24:08couldn't possibly be committed by one little woman.
24:10Maybe she had help.
24:11Ah, yes.
24:12The unmistakable smell.
24:13A l'eau de tompe.
24:14And jungle gardenia.
24:15You've both been barred.
24:16Norma would not be pleased.
24:17Norma certainly has you in her thrall, doesn't she?
24:18As if you'd do anything for her.
24:19The porters will be here for your bags in two hours.
24:20And as for your insinuations, I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
24:24Well, I do know that you know that I know what you know.
24:43You know?
24:46Ramity clackers.
24:48Dr. Watson, everything's coming together.
24:49Ramity clackers.
24:51Dr. Watson, everything's coming together.
24:53To the law.
24:54To the law.
24:56Gosh, we're doing a lot of running around.
24:57I'll say.
25:06So you think Norma Delacorte is a murderer?
25:09Yes, she's tried to kill me twice.
25:11Once from throwing me off a ship and once from garnishing my grasshopper with insulin.
25:15Believe me, I am not one to throw in with this psychedelic riverboat of a mind, but it makes a lot of sense.
25:20A lot of Delacorts have mysteriously died.
25:23Clarence, Irving?
25:24Henrietta Bang?
25:25Norma and Douglas are the last two standing.
25:28So?
25:29We think she's off them in order to control Douglas and the scrillions of dollars he's meant to inherit.
25:37You think this is crazy.
25:39Or that I'm not ready to emotionally disentangle myself from my marriage or something like that.
25:43Interestingly, there are some guys in the basement profiling a new species of criminal.
25:50Serial killers.
25:52Why would anyone want to murder serial?
25:54Budapix is disgusting.
25:55Not serial as in a series.
25:59Repeat killers.
26:01It's really fascinating work.
26:02You know, one of the things they've discovered is that the perps like to keep little trophies.
26:07You know, to remind them of their kill.
26:09Little things that remind them of a person that...
26:14No.
26:15No, Virginia.
26:16Do not get caught up in this mess.
26:18No, please.
26:18Get caught up.
26:19Forget it.
26:20I'm not sticking my neck out on the line for you again.
26:22Again?
26:24Ever.
26:25Wait.
26:28You said...
26:30They collect...
26:32Little things.
26:34What about all those...
26:36Doohickeys and doodads and Norma's safety deposit box?
26:40Those things weren't junk.
26:41They were trophies.
26:42Norma's a serial killer.
26:44Oh, Bud.
26:46Look.
26:47You two gumshoes find me some actual evidence,
26:49and then maybe we can talk.
26:51Unofficially.
26:52But as for now,
26:55I need y'all to leave.
26:59Okay.
27:01Thank you for that...
27:03help with the parking ticket, ma'am.
27:06Paid in full.
27:06Good advice.
27:07Didn't think about that.
27:09I was gonna do installments.
27:10Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
27:15We cross-checked the items in that box with the Delacorte debts,
27:17and Bob's your uncle?
27:18Jinx bought me a Coke.
27:19We gotta get that key to that safety deposit box.
27:22There's lots more to talk about with shampoos.
27:24There's Prel, Prel Plus, Prel Plus, um...
27:27Silky Foggy.
27:28That's the one that specializes us on Prel's.
27:29Hey, Ken, Maxine.
27:30Look who it is.
27:31What's he doing here?
27:33Norma's little helper.
27:35He does not have the look of an innocent man.
27:37He does not.
27:38Go get that key.
27:39I'm gonna follow him.
27:40Oh, God.
27:40Look at this.
27:41Look at us.
27:41We should open a detective agency.
27:43Max and Eves.
27:44Detectives at large.
27:45Or some about us being ladies.
27:46Cool it, Kung Pa.
27:47Go get the key.
27:48Okay.
27:48Oh, my gosh.
27:49Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
27:49Rokita's having a moment.
28:11I don't like it.
28:13Well, I think it's heavy.
28:16It just adds, pal.
28:18One sec.
28:20I just think it adds too much weight.
28:22Oh, what?
28:23Oh, excuse us.
28:25Hold on.
28:38I see.
28:40I see.
28:41I see.
29:05I see.
29:06What is he doing?
29:15You can fit a dead body in there.
29:18Here you go.
29:28Where's he going?
29:30Where's all of him or the body?
29:32Where's all of him or the body?
29:34Damn it.
29:36Pick a path, everyone. Pick a path.
29:39No, there's got to be a way around this.
29:41Maxine.
29:43Ladies, would you excuse us?
29:51Maxine, you can't be here.
29:53You need to disconnect.
29:54Unless you brought the ring.
29:57I'm gonna hang on to it for now.
30:01I did bring some news,
30:03but it's far from wonderful.
30:07Your mother was murdered, Douglas.
30:10By Norma.
30:13No, no, no. I know it sounds crazy.
30:15Look, when we were at the bank,
30:16it all just came together.
30:19She got rid of your mother and then me
30:21just so she could control you
30:22and the baby trust.
30:24I don't know, there's something called serial killers
30:25where they collect trophies.
30:27Trophies?
30:27Those tingle dangles from the people they murder.
30:29Maxine, this behavior of yours.
30:31My mother was always coming up
30:32with these conspiracy theories about Norma.
30:35And now that we are divorced,
30:36I am just worried that you are gonna end up like her,
30:39destitute, alone, out of your mind, and dead.
30:42Of a broken heart.
30:43Blah, blah, face it, Douglas.
30:44You married your mother.
30:46But unlike her,
30:48I'm not going anywhere.
30:50She was a healthy 30-year-old woman, Douglas.
30:52It's physically impossible
30:53to drown in one's tears.
31:05She was my mommy.
31:08No, sweetie.
31:10Listen, I...
31:12I can prove everything.
31:14I just need Norma's key
31:15to her safety deposit box.
31:17How in the world would we get that?
31:19Your ding-dang portrait, that's how.
31:22Let the ceremonial Delacorte
31:27portrait ceremony begin.
31:31First comes the chanting,
31:33then comes the Latin,
31:34then comes the chanting in Latin,
31:37then the orbit scepter.
31:38Please proffer your plumes
31:40and make passage
31:42for the mighty scepter
31:44of House Donahue.
31:47Domino!
31:51Dominus!
31:51D'Agostino!
31:58Next!
32:00I never got to do
32:01any of this sort of thing.
32:02You don't care about
32:03an orbit scepter.
32:05Don't tell me whether or not
32:05I care about an orbit scepter.
32:07And now the glowing orb
32:20of House David's soul.
32:23The orb rests
32:24to remind us
32:26to open our eyes
32:28open and waken.
32:32Open and waken.
32:34Open and waken.
32:36Open and waken.
32:38Open and waken.
32:40And then Mitzi enters
32:41donning the Joan cloak.
32:43Joan cloak?
32:44Wherefore are you
32:45come this day
32:46to meet the newest member
32:48of House Delacorte?
32:50Joan of Arc,
32:51her cloak,
32:51suppose that's what she was wearing
32:52before the burning
32:53situation.
32:55It's nice they took
32:57her coat off.
32:58We greet her.
33:01We greet her.
33:04And now the mammoth shield
33:27to ward off
33:28attackers of the House.
33:29That's my cue.
33:30Good luck.
33:32Douglas!
33:32Get your ass
33:34in here.
33:34The candles are aflamed.
34:04Remember to smile.
34:13Let's see those
34:14front page pearly whites.
34:17Oh, great.
34:18Dinah,
34:19you're gonna have to
34:20find a way
34:20to hike up a smile, hun.
34:23That's wrong.
34:26Yes, you.
34:27I think what you're saying
34:28is that you need me
34:29to move to my right.
34:30Norma, would you mind
34:34move a skosh to your right?
34:37It really is your best angle.
34:39Dear.
34:40Oh, that's better.
34:42Lower.
34:44A little lower.
34:47Now forward.
34:49Not you, Norma.
34:51Everyone but Norma.
34:52Forward.
34:52I can't wait to see what's in here.
35:06I want Norma to pay.
35:09I just can't help but thinking
35:11there's a larger game afoot here.
35:14Something bigger than you want to be.
35:17What do you mean?
35:19Well, perhaps we're here
35:21because our family's made
35:23such bad decisions
35:24that you and I
35:25have nothing to do with.
35:29Where is everything?
35:35It's just a bunch of rocks
35:36and pebbles.
35:37What's that say?
35:38It says fuck you, Maxine.
35:45Yes, I'm getting that same read.
35:50Well, it was an interesting theory.
35:52That's all it was.
35:55Norma's not a killer.
35:58You're just going to have to let this go.
36:01Maybe I don't want to let it go.
36:04Maybe I just don't want to go.
36:07Well, there's still time
36:10to make your boat.
36:18Porter's at the Pomeroy.
36:19I should be getting my bags any minute.
36:22I'll be sure to send
36:23your mother's ring back.
36:24After a good bleaching, of course.
36:33I'll give you a minute.
36:35I'll pull the car around.
36:37Maybe one last goodbye.
36:58Let's go.
36:59Put her bags to the boat.
37:00Hello, Sidonius.
37:18You can stop pacing.
37:20My legs are crossed
37:21and my lips are locked.
37:23And you can stop
37:24running me the hell around.
37:25Here's something most people
37:27don't understand
37:28about the human condition.
37:30As soon as you do
37:31the terrible thing,
37:33the thing you never thought you'd do,
37:36a new question
37:37starts to haunt you
37:38day and night.
37:41Was it worth it?
37:43And that question
37:44will suck the very life out of you.
37:46Spoken like someone
37:47who's been there.
37:49You, however,
37:49have crossed a line.
37:50A line that I would never cross.
37:52Because I never had to.
37:54Jeez, you're coming out my office
37:56like you own it.
37:58You people,
37:59everything is yours, isn't it?
38:00When I started working
38:11for Norma,
38:12it felt good.
38:15It felt good
38:16to be able to
38:17afford to give my children
38:19what they wanted.
38:22You get used to nice things.
38:25You of all people
38:26should understand that.
38:27horse riding lessons,
38:30piano,
38:32archery.
38:34And when your children
38:35look up at you
38:35and ask you to
38:36keep the promises
38:37you made,
38:40you'll do
38:41anything.
38:45Because it's your fault
38:46you got in this deep.
38:48You let yourself
38:48go further and further.
38:50A rhinestone headboard.
38:52Excuse me?
38:53Don't worry about that, Evelyn.
38:54That's not the point.
38:55The point is
38:56you'll do anything.
39:00Even...
39:01Even...
39:03What?
39:05Even...
39:07Even...
39:09Even...
39:11Even...
39:14Murder!
39:18Mortgage.
39:20Mortgage?
39:21Mortgage!
39:21Mortgage!
39:27Hey.
39:29So happy to see you.
39:32Oh, Robert.
39:33How are you?
39:36Ouch!
39:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
39:37Did I hurt you?
39:37It's okay.
39:38Did I open some wound
39:39or something?
39:40I'm good.
39:41I'm alive.
39:43Listen, I'm...
39:43I'm off to Europe
39:45and I...
39:46I couldn't leave
39:47without saying goodbye.
39:48Is Norma
39:50taking good care of you?
39:52As she always does.
39:54She's keeping me
39:55well-fed
39:55and well-rested
39:56and...
39:57My shots,
39:58she's giving them to me
39:59right on schedule.
40:00Oh.
40:02She loves you.
40:05Heck,
40:05you're probably
40:05the only person
40:06in the world
40:06she loves.
40:09How are you, Maxine?
40:12How am I?
40:13I don't know.
40:18My mind's been
40:19sort of...
40:21fractured.
40:22You know,
40:22all over the place
40:23the past couple weeks.
40:26I had this
40:27crazy theory
40:27that I thought
40:29Norma was a...
40:30was a murderer
40:31and she kept
40:32little trophies
40:33from her kills
40:33and I...
40:34really thought
40:37I had her.
40:37but...
40:41turns out
40:42I think
40:43it was just
40:43a...
40:44a distraction.
40:48A way
40:48to not leave.
40:51A way
40:51to...
40:52hold on
40:53to something
40:53that's...
40:54that's already gone.
40:55Doesn't matter
40:56where you go,
40:57I'll be waiting
40:57for you right here.
41:00I'm gonna miss
41:01you so damn much.
41:03I'm gonna miss
41:04you so damn much.
41:07Gosh.
41:10Speaking of trophies,
41:13the Delacourts
41:14sure love
41:15celebrating themselves,
41:16don't they?
41:19Polo championship.
41:23Golf,
41:24of course.
41:26Oh,
41:26it's a little
41:27Douglas section.
41:29Douglas Delacourt,
41:30best attitude.
41:31sweet.
41:36Douglas Delacourts.
41:39Most interested
41:41in the subject.
41:42Is that a thing?
41:44Best breaststroke
41:45in Florida.
41:46Wow.
41:47Stella Rue Delacourts.
41:49What is that?
41:54This is...
41:55this is Stella Rue's
41:57emerald ring.
41:58Oh my gosh,
42:01that's it.
42:02Of course that's it.
42:03Oh my gosh,
42:03the trophy room.
42:04The trophy room
42:05what?
42:07What are you doing,
42:08Maxine?
42:09Look, look,
42:10there's all sorts
42:10of doohickeys
42:11in these things.
42:13So?
42:14Look at this.
42:17Look, look, look,
42:18Robert.
42:18Cufflinks.
42:19Okay?
42:20Uh,
42:21A-R.
42:23Axel Rosenhipps.
42:24Oh my gosh.
42:26Tana was right.
42:28Norma killed him too.
42:29Oh my God,
42:30Maxine,
42:30you gotta stop.
42:31She didn't kill him.
42:31She told me
42:32he died of a broken heart.
42:33That's it.
42:34What?
42:35Where are you going?
42:36I'm going to stop
42:37that killing
42:37before she starts
42:38killing people
42:38that she wants to kill
42:39before they get killed.
42:40A normal day, please.
42:42Maxine!
42:43Evelyn!
42:45Evelyn!
42:46Where's Norma?
42:47The place is deserted.
42:48Some party.
42:49Okay, listen,
42:49listen, listen.
42:51I found the trophies.
42:53And they weren't
42:53in the safety deposit box.
42:54They are in the...
42:55Get this.
42:56The trophy room!
42:58Our cuckoo theory
42:58about her being a killer
42:59isn't so cuckoo after all!
43:01And I know why
43:02the club manager
43:02was acting so strange.
43:04He helped her.
43:05He was helping himself
43:06to the Palm Royale.
43:08He has mortgaged
43:09the place to the hilt.
43:10Because of him,
43:10it's up to his eyeballs
43:11in debt
43:12and in desperate need of cash.
43:15We have cash.
43:18Wait a minute.
43:20You're already there,
43:20aren't you?
43:21Yes, ma'am.
43:21We can buy the Palm Royale.
43:23And rule, Palm Beach.
43:25Evelyn!
43:25Okay, first.
43:26First, we gotta put
43:26that homicidal maniac in jail.
43:28And I get to wring her neck
43:29for releasing Linda.
43:31You'll have your shot,
43:31but I think I have to do this
43:33by myself.
43:35You understand.
43:36Not really, no.
43:36Just the woman
43:50I was looking for.
43:51Can I fix you anything?
43:54What is it
43:55you drink again
43:56in Tennessee?
43:58Liquid shit.
44:00Everybody knows
44:01that my favorite drink
44:02is a grasshopper.
44:04Nasty little grasshopper.
44:06For a thieving locust.
44:09How dare you insult
44:10the humble grasshopper
44:11and his penchant
44:13for storing up food
44:13for winter.
44:14It's an ant, you idiot.
44:17Since you're an expert
44:20in fables,
44:21I've got one for you.
44:24It's about a swan.
44:26A beautiful, rich swan
44:29that lives in a tall tower
44:31of riches.
44:33And every now and then,
44:35even though it's against
44:36swan law,
44:38she would kill a duckling.
44:43And then she would
44:44squirrel away little mementos.
44:48Until one day,
44:50a common little mouse
44:51came to town
44:52and found all those mementos,
44:57proving to everyone
44:59that that swan
45:00is a dirty little killer
45:03sending her to jail
45:06for birds.
45:09Evil birds.
45:12Bird jail.
45:15Since you've connected
45:16all the dots,
45:17why don't you
45:18call the police
45:20and end all this?
45:22That's a good idea.
45:23I mean, I had that idea.
45:26In fact,
45:27I'll do you one better.
45:28I am going to call
45:29my personal contact
45:30at the FBI.
45:34You just stay right there.
45:36Don't move.
45:36Don't you move.
45:40Got to get the phone.
45:41Over here.
45:43Around the corner.
45:45I got it.
45:46You know,
45:47every fable
45:49has a moral.
45:50Hmm?
45:50So tell me,
45:53Maxine,
45:54what's the moral
45:57of this fable?
45:59FBI Palm Beach.
46:01Hello?
46:01No, Maxine!
46:02No!
46:03Don't kill me!
46:03Don't!
46:04Maxine!
46:06Ah!
46:15Ma'am,
46:16can you hear me?
46:17Help!
46:18It's on the way!
46:19I'll get you!
46:19She's getting away!
46:21Meet me at the beach!
46:23She's getting away!
46:26Evelyn!
46:45Maxine,
46:46what happened?
46:47Did you find her?
46:48Maxine,
46:50what did you do?
46:52No, Maxine!
46:53No, don't kill me!
46:54Don't!
46:55Maxine!
46:59I think
47:00maybe your ring
47:01is about to exit
47:02the building.
47:06Keep it.
47:07I'm going to be right.
47:10I'm going to be right.
47:11I'm going to be right.
47:12I'm going to be right.
47:13I'm going to be right.
47:14I'm going to be right.
47:14I'm going to be right.
47:15I'm going to be right.
47:15I'm going to be right.
47:15I'm going to be right.
47:15I'm going to be right.
47:16I'm going to be right.
47:17I'm going to be right.
47:17I'm going to be right.
47:18I'm going to be right.
47:18I'm going to be right.
47:19I'm going to be right.
47:20I'm going to be right.
47:20I'm going to be right.
47:21I'm going to be right.
47:21I'm going to be right.
47:22I'm going to be right.
47:22I'm going to be right.
47:23I'm going to be right.
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