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00:00Oh, hold on. Hold on, darling. Where are you going?
00:11I ain't enough. Her phone's been going off all night.
00:14OK, OK, OK. Just be thankful most night exists.
00:18Oh, come on. She can sleep for her big brass bands.
00:23Boys, come on to bed.
00:28It's Jean. She's got all our numbers.
00:31So is Arthur Square. Just turn it off.
00:36She's just text from a different number yet again.
00:40You're a bad person. Selfish woman. Full of spite.
00:58Yes, Dr. Adamson. But my husband still thinks that this could all be a scam.
01:05Yes, I can think I understand. There's absolutely no pressure.
01:08Please take as much time as you need.
01:10I want to help my son. So this treatment you mentioned, a patch?
01:15Yes, we harvest the patient's own skin cells. We probe them, then, in tune, let's call them, tailor-made retina cells, then we'll close them on a biodegradable scaffold. That's the patch.
01:27So you're regrowing part of the eye?
01:29Exactly. Once matured, the patch is implanted at the back of the eye of the general anesthetic impulse.
01:35And how safe is this?
01:40Thanks for meeting me.
01:42Yeah, I know Chelsea remember well, but last night didn't feel right.
01:46And I didn't want to push you at this.
01:49No, you're not in the way.
01:51Well, coming round with a few beers ain't pushing you.
01:54It's just been like the old times.
01:56But it ain't old times, is it?
01:58No, I think Joel's taken them with him to the young offenders.
02:02Do you think we'll ever get back to where we were?
02:05I don't know.
02:07But at least here we are.
02:10Still mates?
02:13So, quiz night.
02:18You'd be my wingwoman and we'd destroy all the other teams.
02:22It was the last quiz of the season.
02:23I'm not really in the mood for silly questions and noisy punters. Sorry.
02:27Harry's barn's more my speed.
02:28Are you asking me out on a date?
02:42Don't push it, I'm saying one drink.
02:44Alright.
02:45One drink.
02:46Alright.
02:47Want a drink?
02:48Come here.
02:53Alright then.
02:54I think I've got to fill the rules or something.
02:57Don't need to bring me.
03:10Hey, you all right, darling.
03:11Good morning.
03:12Any calls to help at your phone out?
03:13No, thankfully.
03:14Well, I just hope the Ness has found someone else to wind up.
03:15Any calls?
03:17Did you put your phone on?
03:19No, thankfully.
03:21Well, let's hope the nurse has found someone else to wind up, eh?
03:23I just feel like I need to have another chat with you.
03:25Sammy, please, come on.
03:27The way she was tormenting me of her earring.
03:29Right, so she's managed to get a load of phones and prank call us at 3 in the morning.
03:33No, listen, darling. She needs to be in this bar, yeah.
03:37As long as it's a bit of a stretch.
03:39I just need to have it out with her.
03:41And when is this going to stop?
03:45As if landing me in hospital wasn't enough just to come back and rub it in.
03:53Was it a dream? Did I really see her?
03:57I swear, if I see her again, Mum, I'm going to kill her.
03:59No.
04:01Look, Mary reckons that Jasmine could still be tied to the force. Just stay away from her.
04:06What if she comes back?
04:08I just hope she doesn't.
04:09Hope. Hope is not a game plan, Mum.
04:13Not right now.
04:15We just have to trust that Mary is on it.
04:17And just try not to panic.
04:19I'm canceling my trip.
04:23Freddie won't be happy, but Tess.
04:25You can't do that.
04:26Freddie!
04:27Yeah.
04:29He's my travel buddy.
04:31We made up.
04:33After me and him.
04:34Well, there wasn't supposed to be a you and him in the first place, so there's that.
04:37And there was.
04:38So there's that.
04:39Fuck off.
04:40I know what I'm doing.
04:41It doesn't seem like it, Anna.
04:42Oh, look, can we just stop, please stop.
04:44That's enough.
04:45Let's just focus on what's important, shall we?
04:48I'm alive and...
04:50Anna, please don't cancel your trip.
04:52We can't let Jasmine win.
04:55Try and carry on as normal.
04:59It's not about me.
05:01Try.
05:02Text me if you need me.
05:04Okay.
05:10Mum, you ain't seriously supporting Anna and Freddie.
05:13It ain't good enough there.
05:14She's gonna make a mistake.
05:15Yes, and it's hers to make.
05:17Sometimes that's just the way you gotta learn.
05:20I should know.
05:23Hey, hey.
05:24I got your slippers that you asked for in here.
05:27Peter couldn't come and get these meat with a veg supplier.
05:33So how bad is it, then?
05:35I'm alive.
05:37How's Oscar?
05:38He's laying low.
05:40Makes sense.
05:41I was actually on my way out, so...
05:44I hope this Mary knows what she's doing.
05:47Why?
05:50Is that Jasmine?
05:52No.
05:53No.
05:55It's just, um...
05:58It's about the experimental treatment.
06:02Oh.
06:03Yeah.
06:04The doctor said that he's got one space left, but I need to pay by today.
06:07And if I don't, then it could be another two years that Jimmy's gonna have to wait,
06:11and it might be too late by then.
06:13How much is that?
06:15It's free grant.
06:17For the consultation.
06:19All the other tests, the genetics, scans, all that sort of stuff.
06:23But then if it all looks good, we pay for the treatment on top of that as well.
06:29So why do you think you can trust this doctor so much?
06:31No, I don't just trust the doctor.
06:32I don't...
06:33I trust his numbers.
06:34I mean, look.
06:35Look at his reviews.
06:36No.
06:37I don't have some big plan.
06:38I just hate being told to shut up about it.
06:39Well, it's easier for them than admitting you might be right.
06:42You think I am?
06:43I think your instincts have always been sharp.
06:44You mean just telling me what you think I'm unaware, are you?
06:45I'm just seeing what I see.
06:46And whoever it is, they must feel they can get away with it.
06:48Exactly.
06:49Peter just says that there's no magic fix.
06:50Peter just says that there's no magic fix.
06:51I don't think I'm afraid of being told to shut up.
06:52I don't think I'm afraid of being told to shut up.
06:53I don't think I'm afraid of being told to shut up about it.
06:54Well, it's easier for them than admitting you might be right.
06:55You think I am?
06:56I think your instincts have always been sharp.
07:00You mean just telling me what you think I'm unaware, are you?
07:03I'm just seeing what I see.
07:04And whoever it is, they must feel they can get away with it.
07:09Exactly.
07:10Peter just says that there's no magic fix.
07:18But he's fine the way he is.
07:21And he is.
07:22He's brilliant.
07:25Like the other night, Peter's been trying to teach him about family meal time.
07:32So he's been banging the cutlery together so that Jimmy knows that we're all eating together as a family.
07:39And he's actually doing it.
07:41He's joining in.
07:42Yeah, that's because he's a clever little boy.
07:44It's amazing.
07:47He's flying.
07:49We couldn't be prouder of him.
07:54I wouldn't change a single thing about him.
07:59But then I just think, what about when he's older?
08:02And he wonders, you know, why I didn't even try.
08:08But then if I do, he might think that I'm trying to say that there's something wrong with the way he is now.
08:15But what if it turns out to be one big rip off?
08:24And how are you going to find 3,000 pounds by the end of the day, Lauren?
08:28First stop?
08:29Thailand?
08:30Maybe we can find a beach that has more birds than people.
08:31You know what?
08:32I've just got to survive this chat with my nan first.
08:33You think she'll try and stop there?
08:34I don't know.
08:35She's stressed with Stacey leaving.
08:36Now there's all this extra stuff.
08:37I don't know what she's going to do.
08:38What are you doing?
08:39Wait a minute.
08:40Oh, come on.
08:41For good luck.
08:42When you talk to her.
08:43Keep it safe.
08:44You can't find a beach that has more birds than people.
08:45You can't find a beach that has more birds than people.
08:46You know what?
08:47I've just got to survive this chat with my nan first.
08:48You think she'll try and stop there?
08:49I don't know.
08:50She's stressed with Stacey leaving.
08:51Now there's all this extra stuff.
08:52I don't know what she's going to do.
08:54What are you doing?
08:57Wait a minute.
08:59Oh, come on.
09:02For good luck.
09:04When you talk to her.
09:07Keep it safe though.
09:08Yeah.
09:09It's a gift from my dad.
09:11I'm going to get the usual.
09:16Might be the last time I get decent shots for a while.
09:20Make them sorry.
09:22Oh.
09:28Who do you love to do anything like me?
09:31It's Ruthie at here.
09:32Are you banking on your stool again?
09:34No.
09:35The supply of his van is still through.
09:37Yeah, you just missed him reaching for my fork.
09:39Like properly bent for it.
09:40It's pure class.
09:41Yeah, I was telling your mum that he's been doing that.
09:43I was proper bragging about him.
09:45I'm too right.
09:46We're raising a little genius, aren't we?
09:47Or just a very hungry baby.
09:49I'm too hungry.
09:50I'm too hungry.
09:51I'm too hungry.
09:52I'm too hungry.
09:53I'm too hungry.
09:54All right, you?
09:55Can you hear it?
09:56I'm too hungry.
09:59Still gorge, ain't I?
10:01Heartbreak may bruise the ego, but the jawline remains undefeated.
10:08Girls from dodgy families ate my cup of tea anyway.
10:11I'll have this one then.
10:12It's sweet and creamy and it won't break you up.
10:18Thanks.
10:26Is it me or is he faking?
10:28We've all been there, haven't we?
10:30It'll come out soon.
10:31Hey, Kat keeps texting me about the donation from St. Lucie's, so you need to go pick them up, see?
10:35Yeah.
10:37Ooh.
10:38Isn't it all that dodgy stuff?
10:41You're right.
10:44There's no magic fixes.
10:46I'll let it go.
10:47Yeah, that's right.
10:49Just forget about that dodgy stuff.
10:50He's perfect.
10:52Isn't he?
10:53He's just going to have to crack on, Lauren.
10:57Nothing's going to get in your way, is it?
11:01You going somewhere nice?
11:05What do you want?
11:07I ain't here to argue.
11:09I know Stacey leaving because of me ain't exactly my finest hour.
11:12Understatement of the year.
11:14And I understand if this is about getting back at me, but I'm trying to be better.
11:18No, you're doing what you normally do.
11:20Playing the victim and then crying when no one applauds.
11:24Will you at least leave my family out of it?
11:26Because calling Kat's phone in the early hours, it ain't fair.
11:29Your family? They're my family.
11:32Oh, sorry.
11:34Did you just say fair?
11:36Fair?
11:38Fair would be Stacey back here with me.
11:41Fair would be me not having to scrape myself up off the floor just to keep this house ticking.
11:46I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
11:47If someone is out to get you, Zoe, I hope they succeed because that would be fair.
11:52Nan.
11:54What's going on?
11:55If you've said what you've come to say, you can go.
11:58Hi.
12:07Hey, Louana got me.
12:09Luke...
12:10Spike it, Nan.
12:11Oh, no.
12:13Oh, I'm so sorry.
12:15My six mission?
12:19You see, if you hadn't have come in here and stirred the pot,
12:22you'd ruin things, Zoe.
12:23That's what you do.
12:25Here, let me see if I can fix it.
12:28Just give it to me.
12:30It's a little bit different, this one.
12:33I'm not mad at this.
12:35You want to turn in a corner?
12:38Now, I might split with the ladies, but...
12:41Well, Jane and Catherine might have a few words to say about that.
12:45I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
12:47Maybe don't rush into it, the way I still want it.
12:50You don't want to lash it out like she did with that giz the other night.
12:54What giz that?
12:56I'm just saying, sometimes people need space when they've got a lot going on, you know.
13:01I'll go get you, mate.
13:02Please, mate.
13:08God, you're the only one with any sense in this family.
13:11I guess the rest of us are just big as bricks, then.
13:13No, no, no.
13:14I'm just saying that he didn't deserve to get his thing in me, but I'm caught up in Zoe's mess.
13:19Shall I give it a go?
13:20At the hand at the time, would you please just leave?
13:24Oh, it's...
13:25I can't...
13:26I can't do it.
13:27I can't fix it.
13:28I am so, so sorry.
13:29You still want to try?
13:36Might help me take my mind off things.
13:40You can pick it up later.
13:43I said I'd fix it.
13:47It's not that.
13:48Anna asked me to go away with her.
13:57Travel the world.
14:02Where can I go?
14:05And leave me and drown in here with Charlie and Lily and everything.
14:08Where can I go?
14:10And what about Anna?
14:11Are you going to let her go all that way without you?
14:18Are you going away?
14:22Well, when were you going to tell me?
14:25According to Peter, Cindy's handler Mary says that we are to remain vigilant, but not anxious.
14:45I don't know.
14:45We're supposed to do the boat for us, be honest.
14:47So, we don't have to go into hiding from the foes?
14:50That's better than us are back today.
14:51Oh, my friends, for quiz winners, are you getting soft in your old ageing?
14:58It's an incentive, and strictly speaking, it is still profit.
15:02More importantly, tonight being the last of the big charity quiz nights, I am going all out to win it.
15:08You see, some of us do like to give back to the local community.
15:11Nothing says festive generosity like discounted havoc.
15:17Well, be prepared, because I've done my research.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Flash cards.
15:21A niche podcast, and I even know who invented the paperclip.
15:25Oh, wow.
15:26It's so nice to see that the adult education environment is thriving in Walford.
15:31It's even nicer watching you pretend you know what you're doing.
15:35Mastermind, you wait.
15:36Ta-da.
15:37Ta-da.
15:38Oh, shit, it's the most annoying human ever.
15:44Cheers, pal.
15:45Here you go, darling.
15:45Three and a half, we're out of some voices.
15:47I get out of it now before Quiz Night kicks off, yeah?
15:50I'll take you to the bank in a bit.
15:52Oh, she's putting ideas in his head.
15:56She's trying to get Freddie to leave me.
15:58He said he wanted to travel the world.
16:00I only said go for it.
16:01Is she going to do it?
16:02Yeah.
16:02She wants it, too?
16:03What's she doing there in the first place?
16:05Oh, the usual.
16:07Accusing me of terrible things.
16:09Just because of an earring, which you lost whilst planning to torment me.
16:12I am the cleaner of the Vic and your home upstairs.
16:17I seem to be spending most of my time cleaning up after you.
16:20And I am doing my absolute damnedest to stay out of your way.
16:23So sometimes it means I go and hide in the barrel stores and maybe that's when it fell off.
16:28Oh, come on, Jane.
16:29Can't you see how convenient that sounds?
16:31You need to be the villain so badly.
16:35That is fine.
16:35But please, don't drag Freddie into this.
16:40Don't drive her away as well.
16:43Tell her.
16:49I'm sorry, Jane.
16:50I may not.
16:52I don't deserve this.
16:54I don't deserve this.
17:05I don't deserve this.
17:25Hey.
17:26Zoe.
17:28I'm sorry.
17:30Busy day.
17:31Yes.
17:36Well, he's here for you.
17:39A glass of wine, then, to take the edge off.
17:42Right, ladies and gums.
18:02It's the final question for the final round.
18:08Well, lucky winner.
18:10Good win for their team.
18:12A whopping 50%!
18:16Well, that's about to come at Cathy's Bar, Bill, wasn't it?
18:18Hey, right.
18:20And the news will get a wooden spoon.
18:22But thanks to Ian, he's promised that whoever wins will get 50% off.
18:26And Bill's place will you cod lovers form an orderly queue.
18:29Now, as I said, last question, of course, a tie-break headed between Team Bill and Team Elon.
18:35So, question is, how many lakes are there in the lake district?
18:41I know this one.
18:42I dated someone from Lake Windermere.
18:44He taught me to sail and a few other things that floated my mountain.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Oh, this is a pub, Chris.
18:51All right, we don't need a history tour of your colourful past.
18:53Oh, give it a rest.
18:54You all right there, Grant?
18:57Nick asked us a second.
18:58How many times have I got a show?
18:59You've got to meet them.
19:00I try to see if you'd like to go for up the answers here.
19:02Here we go.
19:03We don't have to get this £50 plus for the winner.
19:06And a wooden spoon for the losers.
19:08Here we go.
19:09And the correct answer, how many lakes are there in the lake district?
19:13And the answer is, well, Billy said one.
19:18No, he said 16.
19:20Oh, this went wrong.
19:21And the answer is 16.
19:24No, no, no.
19:25You need to check it.
19:27You've got the wrong answer.
19:28It's one.
19:29Really?
19:30Yeah.
19:30I've got another name of the coffin, dude.
19:32No problem, mate.
19:33Just hold it there.
19:34It's one.
19:35Look it up.
19:35Right.
19:37Bassenswayt is the only official lake in the lake district.
19:41All the others are blah, blah, blah.
19:42OK.
19:43Here, Bill, is the winner.
19:46This is daylight robbery.
19:48This is justice.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Whatever.
19:53I'm done.
19:54I'm done.
19:55Hey, you lot.
19:56Save your vote.
19:57We'll finish out for the karaoke, OK?
19:59Because 10 lovely people want to come and say a few words.
20:01Lauren and Piggins.
20:02Come on.
20:04We just want to say thank you so much, everyone.
20:09You've all been so generous.
20:11You can't give me the money earlier.
20:12Oh, and, yeah, thank you to Pat and Apple, you as well.
20:15Yeah, and to everyone who looks for making it happen, honestly.
20:17Come on, you two are the real stars.
20:19Let's do it.
20:19Lauren and Piggins.
20:22Dictation, sir, the standing ovulation.
20:25Vibration, darling.
20:26Vibration.
20:27Just take me.
20:28No.
20:28No.
20:29Come on.
20:34Is that a line?
20:38Jim, just cut yourself.
20:42Just cut the chocolate.
20:44Well, listen, the first night boss is in the kitchen, yeah?
20:48Yeah, thank you.
20:52Let's go straight through there.
20:53What?
20:54What?
20:54What?
20:54What's all this about Vicky lashing out at someone?
21:05So you heard it from me.
21:06But what happened?
21:08Mate, if she ain't told you, I guess it's something I need to know.
21:13Yeah.
21:14All right.
21:15So it's not a mere full report?
21:16Go on.
21:24Say it.
21:25You think I'm mad?
21:28Well, yes.
21:31But I do feel bad for seeing Ross off the other day.
21:34It wasn't really my place.
21:36I just don't want you to get stung again.
21:38But if you like the bloke, then...
21:41Yeah, I mean...
21:42You can't just switch it off.
21:46I've tried.
21:46Then it doesn't really matter, I think.
21:49If it's Ross you want, it's Ross you want.
21:54Mother superior.
21:55Your blessing is appreciated.
21:58Be careful.
22:00But have fun.
22:02Okay?
22:03Okay?
22:05Always.
22:06You shouldn't have left that knife where I did.
22:13Oh, you won't know.
22:16No.
22:16I consider losing gracefully like a bottle of cheap alcohol.
22:19No, ignore him.
22:20Ignored.
22:22I'm so sorry Jimmy got hurt.
22:24Well, maybe if I hadn't been distracted by your Love Life History podcast, it wouldn't have happened.
22:28Ian!
22:29Don't you dare put that on me.
22:31Grow up, will you?
22:32I ain't an idiot.
22:37I know he ain't going to have an easy life.
22:40I just know it.
22:41All the times he will get hurt or he'll fall over or he'll miss out on things that his friends do.
22:46Do you know, I can't stop thinking about all the things that can go wrong.
22:52When he's old enough to understand, are you not worried that he's going to ask us why we didn't try harder?
22:58Why don't we call Dr. Adamson?
23:05What if it's a con and Jimmy finds out that we gambled on him like he weren't good enough?
23:11What?
23:11I mean, this is it.
23:14We've just got to crack on now.
23:17Do all that we can to help him.
23:19No miracles or magic ones.
23:22Just mum and dad.
23:29Where are you going?
23:30Just clearing my head.
23:34Hello?
23:37What's that?
23:37What's that?
23:39What do you think?
23:40Is that up?
23:41Are you all right?
23:43Yeah, it was, um, that's the player who's just been messing me about.
23:46The one who was messing Peter around this morning.
23:47I'll tell you what, that bloke is not getting another penny out of me.
23:52Um...
23:52That's Jimmy, I'm...
23:54I'm sorry.
23:55I really should have been more careful.
23:57Why not, I think?
23:58You and Peter, you need to stop blaming yourselves.
24:01As soon as you said, then, then...
24:02I've, uh...
24:04I've got to use some medicine, all right?
24:08Ian, I...
24:09I need a favour.
24:13It's just, you know, that doctor, you know, the experimental cure, um...
24:18I need three grand baths tonight.
24:23I thought you'd park that idea.
24:26I just want to make sure that Jimmy's got a best chance.
24:28I know I said that I would do anything, I would give anything, right?
24:35And I meant it, but it really does smell like it's a con.
24:39I will never forgive myself if I don't at least try.
24:42But it's...
24:44It's not as easy as that, is it?
24:48We know that there isn't a cure for...
24:52Jimmy's condition.
24:54But Jimmy's not broken.
24:56He's still our little Jimmy.
24:59Yeah, well, it wasn't your son that hurt himself because he thought it was dinner time, is it?
25:04I'm sorry.
25:06Really sorry.
25:07I miss talking like this.
25:18Me too.
25:19And I'm glad I know why you...
25:21I just wish I'd been there randomly for you.
25:26Yes, I did all right.
25:28Why didn't you tell me?
25:31I didn't when you were in.
25:33I don't want to close the door.
25:40Then don't.
25:41It's going to be tough.
25:44Look.
25:46We will take this as slow as you want.
25:50With absolutely no pressure.
25:55They're all in.
25:56Come with baggage.
25:58And an ex, you don't take no to an answer.
26:00Peaceful's going over there?
26:05Yeah.
26:05Just catching up.
26:07That's fine.
26:07Happy for you.
26:15Yeah, buddy.
26:18Yeah.
26:19Fine.
26:19It's a surprise, really, but there's relatively no sign-ins.
26:43You've got Solomon and Rossi clear left.
26:45I mean, play left wing back, right wing back, really, but they need to get their heads up and up the road.
26:54Ramos usually playing as a winger, but today he's part of back three.
27:01Mendez.
27:03Under pressure from Brady.
27:06And three kick is given.
27:09Mendez not having a particularly good job, I'd say.
27:12I mean, he's still recovering from a knee injury, of course.
27:15I wouldn't be surprised to see if I could bench before too long.
27:19Mendez took a kick, and it's gone straight to Hussein.
27:23I think some of the fun's been given Mendez a hard time lately, and he's never really delivered on his promise this season, has he?
27:34Let's take this one.
27:36Oh, that was a very clumsy change in the vintage.
27:40Yeah, the bridge was easy by Leeds.
27:45The number here at Leeds is not in service at this time, and there is no new number.
27:51Please be sure you have checked the telephone connection for the right number, and you are dialing correctly.
27:56Listen to the recording.
27:58Yeah, watch this now.
28:00It's past the ball, 20 minutes ago, and then, wow!
28:04I can tell that you why, and that's not a red.
28:09He's becoming a liability.
28:11The number here at Leeds is not in service at this time, and there is no new number.
28:16Please be sure you have checked the telephone connection for the right number, and you are dialing correctly.
28:21Listen to the recording.
28:22I think so. He's one of those players, just keeps his head down.
28:27Oh, I needed that.
28:29If you'd have seen them, the way they were looking at me like I was poison.
28:34Because they're scared to think I might be right about Gene.
28:39You believed me, didn't you?
28:46You're the only one who's kind to me.
29:22You're the only one who's going to be right about Gene.
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