00:00My name's James, James the Cat. I've had fame, money, and all that.
00:17Now I'm here, growing fat, chasing birds and butterflies, James the Cat.
00:32It was a warm, sunny day in the garden of the corner house.
00:53James was busy behind the marigold patch.
00:58Morning, said Frida.
01:02Eureka, cried James.
01:04Oh, no, I don't. I've just washed me pouch out.
01:08I've got it. I'm going to win the award for the best lettuce.
01:12Oh, ripper, James. But when?
01:16At the Cummings Street Festival, silly.
01:19Now, where are my gardening gloves?
01:28Everyone began to help James, and very soon they wished they hadn't.
01:34One morning, James found his best lettuce gone.
01:40Two to the roots.
01:42Own up, Mrs. Lavender. It was you.
01:45Or was it you, Rocky, eh?
01:47Who perpetrated this crime?
01:50Hey, boss. What does perpetrated this crime?
01:51Hey, boss. What does perpetrated this crime?
01:52Hey, boss. What does perpetrated this crime?
01:54Eat it.
02:00Each day, another lettuce vanished.
02:02I can't stand it.
02:06That night, he lay in wait for the culprit.
02:14Aha!
02:16I've caught the thief Redport.
02:21I'd like to thank you for the A-quality nosh you've so keenly provided.
02:27James was speechless.
02:31He began.
02:32And I accept your cordial invitation to stay.
02:37You may call me Rene.
02:41Utter outrage.
02:44Did you ever hear the like, Rocky?
02:47Yup.
02:49It's war!
02:51Friends, neighbors, townies.
02:55Lend me your brains.
02:57And so they did.
02:58Citroen offered to eat Rene.
03:03Rocky tried to remove her.
03:07And Frida presented her boomerang.
03:12But nothing worked.
03:18The day of the street fair came.
03:26James was heartbroken.
03:28Not even a spring onion left.
03:32Excuse me.
03:34But what are you craying for?
03:37Can I be of some help?
03:39It's that caterpillar.
03:44Stop, thief!
03:46Just wait till I get my paws on you.
03:51Oh, congratulations, James.
03:52You've just won first prize for your beautiful butterfly.
03:57James had landed on his paws again.
04:01Ahem.
04:07You know, butterfly collecting is a very delicate art.
04:10And as a collector for many years, I'd like to say that this butterfly was extremely difficult to find.
04:17And I do believe I've got away with it again.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:21Oh, my God.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:23Oh, my God.
04:24Oh, my God.
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04:48Oh, my God.
