00:00My name's James, James the Cat. I've had fame, money and all that. Now I'm here, growing fat, chasing birds and butterflies.
00:29James the Cat.
00:42It was a dullish sort of day in the garden of the corner house. James was pondering in the marigold patch.
00:51Hmm, you know, with my great brain, I could have been a brilliant fellow, like a doctor.
00:59Yes, a doctor, with lots and lots of patients.
01:05I know. We'll play doctors and nurses. Of course, I shall be the doctor. But who will be the nurse?
01:14I will, said Mrs. Lavender.
01:17I've wanted to be a nurse ever since I was a small snail. But my family were very poor and I was sent to work at an early age as a cleaning lady.
01:27Oh dear. Well, Nurse Lavender, where's my first patient?
01:33Hey boss, said Rocky. You want to see my new carrot patch?
01:40Just look at his spots. That's a measles nurse, I'm certain.
01:46Oh, without a doubt, doctor. Now, wee boy-o, straight to bed with you.
01:53Hey, I've only just got up. I've been asleep in the nettle patch.
01:58We'll have no nonsense now. I'll just take your temperature and doctor will examine you.
02:03Good grief, Rocky. I'm afraid it's very serious.
02:12Huh?
02:14I'll have to fetch my special medicine for you. A nurse will take good care of you.
02:21Oh, me poor hero.
02:23James vanished to the cellar to mix his medicine.
02:30Toad water mixed with lesser spotted worm slime.
02:38And I think bat wing and blue bottle pellets every four hours.
02:45Just the job.
02:48Poor Rocky was forced by Nurse Lavender to take James' medicine.
02:52Open right now. There's a good boy.
02:56Hehehehehehe.
03:02Oh, sorry boss.
03:05Say, you've fallen in the nettle patch.
03:08Beg pardon?
03:09Yeah, you've got the same spots as me.
03:13Oh, nettle rash.
03:16Oh, dear me.
03:19But spots could not stop James.
03:21Right, Nurse Lavender, we now start first aid and bandaging classes.
03:29Ah, Rocky, you'll do.
03:30Oh, yes, Nurse Lavender. Very good.
03:40It's all gone dark.
03:44Hey, why hit me?
03:45Why hit me?
03:47You've been knocked out, obviously.
03:49Back to bed with you, Rocky.
03:52By now, Rocky was getting very grumpy and rather hungry.
03:57Hey, what's this?
03:59What's this?
04:03Ah, blood!
04:05But boss, it's only strawberry jam.
04:09James couldn't stand the sight of blood.
04:12Well, boss, now it's my turn to play doctor.
04:19You ready, Nurse Lavender?
04:22Oh, me hero.
04:23You are a hero.
04:24He he he.
04:25He he he.
04:26He he he.
04:27He he he.
04:28He he he he, he he he.
