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00:00You know, we've been moving toward Chicago.
00:03We have a governor that thinks it's wonderful that
00:06only, like, seven people were killed this week.
00:09But we are moving toward doing — and we're going to —
00:12if crime gets — it's horrible, what's happening in Chicago.
00:16We could make Chicago a safe city in a period of four weeks.
00:23In a period of eight weeks, nine weeks, ten weeks,
00:26it would be totally safe.
00:27And the people of Chicago want us to go there.
00:30And if you look at the crime that's taken place in Chicago
00:34in the last two weeks — just take a look —
00:36it's on the front page of every newspaper.
00:39It's out of control.
00:41The mayor is incompetent, and the governor is a big, fat slob.
00:48He ought to invite us in, say, please make Chicago safe.
00:54We're going to lose a great city if we don't do it quickly.
00:57Make Chicago — we'll do the same thing as we did in D.C.,
01:01the same thing as we did everywhere we've gone.
01:04It's become almost instantly safe.
01:07And I want to do it in Chicago.
01:10So, Governor Pritzker, if you're listening,
01:12let's get your act together.
01:14Invite us in.
01:15We're going to make your place so safe,
01:17you're not going to have these crimes that are making the
01:19newspapers and the front page of every newspaper and television
01:22story, news story, will make Chicago a safe place very quickly.
01:30I looked at the various cases, granting mercy,
01:33discovering that the terrible trauma that everyone is going through.
01:38And I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke.
01:41I was going to talk about Pritzker in size.
01:44But when I talk about Pritzker, I get angry,
01:46because he's not letting us do the job.
01:48So I'm not going to tell my Pritzker joke.
01:50They have a very cute little joke, you know.
01:53Some speechwriter wrote some joke about his weight.
01:56But I would never want to talk about his weight.
01:59I don't talk about people being fat.
02:02I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob.
02:05I don't mention it.
02:07On a more serious note, as we gather around the dinner table
02:10I'd like to lose a few pounds, too, by the way.
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